All language subtitles for Bob.Hearts.Abishola.S03E04.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG

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Bob Hearts Abishola...

Why have you come here today?

Uh, to marry
the beautiful Abishola.

Sometimes we do not know
what we need in our lives

until it's there.

I did not know
I needed laughter.

I did not know
I needed your kindness and love.

I promise to pray for you
and love you always.

Thank you.

Kind of sounded like vows.

Yes, Husband.
Now where are mine?

Husband? Boy, I like
the sound of that.

Oh, breakfast in bed.

- Very romantic.
- It is. Just the two of us.

Bobby? Hello?

- I'm kind of busy, Ma.
- Got it.

Go back to your
lovemaking.

We're not lovemaking.

Yeah, we are. Go away!

Bob made me breakfast.

Aw, that's sweet.

The door is locked.

Yup.

What about my breakfast?

There's a big tub of
yogurt in the fridge.

I smell pancakes!

- No, you don't!
- There's plenty here.

- She can have some of mine.
- No.

I got up a half hour early to
make my wife a nice breakfast,

and she's gonna eat it, and
you're gonna leave me alone!

Mom?

Yeah?

Give me one pancake.

I'll slip it under the door.

What am I--
a stray dog?

Do you want it or not?

Yeah.

Chukwuemeka is pouting

because there are certain things
I will not do with him.

You do everything with him.

And then tell
us about it.

Well, even I have boundaries.

I draw the line
at swimming lessons.

That's where you draw the line?
Swimming?

I don't like
what it does to my hair.

I come out of the pool
looking like Frederick Douglass.

That's not even your hair.

You can just take it off
and hang it up like a towel.

Never.

I will be buried
in this wig.

Anyway,

if Chukwuemeka wants to get wet,
we can use Bob's hot tub.

You have to share
with his mother.

Every time we so much
as dip a toe in it,

she wheels out in a swimsuit
and scares Bob away.

Ugh.

Nothing like seeing
an old lady in a hot tub.

That's the reason
I stopped going to the Y.

Gloria, you are one
of those old ladies.

At least I can swim, baldy.

Abishola, I know how hard
it is taking care of a parent.

Mm. My grandmother used
to live with us, growing up.

She used to pinch us
for no reason.

Sometimes when I catch my hand
in a drawer, I think about her.

Oh. So sweet.

That's one thing
Americans do right.

You treat your
kids bad enough,

they just send
- you to a home.
- Hmm.

My mother-in-law walked that
line like a Flying Wallenda.

I like the Nigerian way.

I can treat my children

like doo-doo,

but if they treat me poorly,

I will come back after death
- and have my revenge.
- Oh.

That's what kept us
in line for so long--

- fear of a pinching ghost.
- Mm.

What are you doing?

My shirt keeps riding up.

Maybe you should wear a shirt
that fits.

The shirt did fit
until your wife washed it.

So you blame my wife
for your peek-a-boo tummy?

I have told her, this shirt
needs to be washed in cold

and tumble dried on low.

For a man with so many demands,

perhaps you should
do your own laundry.

Then how would she
get better at it?

I will leave her a note.

No. No more notes.

You are right.

This is a bigger problem.

We should have
a family meeting.

No! No family meetings.

We banned family meetings
at the last family meeting!

Fine.

Then peek-a-boo.
I see you!

Oh.

He still living
- above your garage?
- Yes.

I have thought about
setting fire to it,

but then he would just
move into the house.

Yeah, fire's not an option
for me, either.

The house has
a sprinkler system.

- We'd all survive.
- Oh.

Thanks for coming
to lunch with me.

No problem.

You begged, and I was hungry.

Well, hungry or not,

I enjoy our special
time together.

Sure.

Look, I'm sorry if I'm coming
across a little needy.

You know, my therapist says
I'm in constant search

to either get love
or give love, you know?

I'm a love junkie.

Is that all you're on?

You know, I used to resent the
fact that you moved in with Bob.

It's 'cause he's the oldest.

Plus, he has the wine fridge.

No. I mean, I-I
totally get it now.

I mean, imagine if you would
have moved into the room

I made up for you
after your stroke.

- You had a room for me?
- I did.

I had no idea.

But the universe has a way
of working things out.

You know, I couldn't
handle you the way Bob does.

God, he gets you full
blast, 24 hours a day.

Dottie at home,
Dottie at work,

Dottie in the bed,
Dottie in the bath.

♪ Dottie, Dottie, Dottie!

I get it. You dodged a bullet.

Not really a bullet.

More like one of those little
shivs they make in prisons.

You know?

Ah...

Kofo, what do you mean,
you're moving out?

I see you have received my note.

Is this because of the laundry?

I will tell my wife
to put it on warm.

Not on warm! It
peek-a-boos on warm!

This is why I must go.

No one hears me,

but I hear you
and your wife.

Making love?

No! Talking about me.

"He was only supposed
to be here two months."

"A grown man shouldn't
have so many puzzles."

"He cries more
than our son."

Not more. Just louder.

And longer.

Then I will make sure my new
apartment allows crying.

And will not
count my puzzles.

Kofo, sometimes we complain,

but that does not mean
we want you to leave.

I heard your wife say,
"Make him leave."

We are family.

I will never turn
my back on you.

- Never?
- Never.

It's just sometimes
I feel more like

an unwanted guest than a
cherished member of your family.

We will try and do better.

- Thank you, Cousin.
- Mm-hmm.

I actually have some suggestions
of how you can do better.

A walk-in bathtub?

It is not just for me.

It is for all of us
for when we grow old together.

Where you been?

At the hospital.

But you're usually back
by 5:45. It's 6:15.

There was traffic.

Well, not according
to the bus tracker,

but no one's calling you a liar.

It would be nice to put
- my things down, huh?
- Of course.

I know I can be a lot sometimes.

- You are fine.
- Bobby complains
about me all the time,

so I don't know what's truth,
or what's just him

being that chubby little
boy who cried wolf.

Do you have that story
in your country?

But with a different animal,
like a lion or a zebra?

"The Boy Who Cried Zebra."”

It doesn't have
the same ring.

- The story is the same.
- Oh, so you know what I'm saying?

- I do.
- And you'll be able to tell
me if I'm being a lot?

You are being a lot.

When?

Right now.

And first thing in the morning.

And late at night.

- I see.
- Now you can

improve on your behavior, huh?

I'll do that.

Good.

I'm glad we could have this talk

before Bob would want
to put you in a home.

Yeah.

I'm glad, too.

Mm. I cannot remember
the last time we had a date.

Three weeks and
four days ago.

- That was our wedding.
- Exactly.

I texted your mother to see

if I should
bring her back some food.

Let me guess-- no answer.

Oh, so she's giving me
- the silent treatment?
- Oh, no.

This isn't silent.
This is time release.

She'll bring up this slight
at Christmas,

at her birthday,
your birthday,

and just when you think
she's forgotten,

it'll flare up again,
like a cold sore.

She asked me to be honest.

And you fell for it,
but we all do. Once.

So that's it?

There's nothing else I can do?

Well, there is one thing.

Since we know she
wants us to feel bad,

we could stick it to her
by having a good time.

- That does not sound healthy.
- Ah, we're way past healthy.

Welcome to the family.

Is that PAC-MAN?

Is that PAC-MAN?

No, it's a game
where I plant corn.

Sounds boring.

It is, until the corn grows.

Then you got to harvest it.

Listen, I'm glad
you came over.

It's nice to know one
of my children cares.

My Wi-Fi was down,
so it's a win-win.

So, how's life?

Why?

I'm curious.

Why?

Can't a mother just
talk to her son?

But why?

Oh, go back
to your corn.

I got to feed
the pigs first.

This is ridiculous.

It's your turn.

I know.

Why are you thinking so much?

You are going to lose.

Said the snake
to the weasel.

That is ayo! I win.

You sneaky little devil.

And you are also...

a little devil.

Oh, really?

Hold that thought.

I will hold
whatever you would like.

Tunde, open the door!

Dottie?

Buenas noches!

Who wants a margarita?

Mmm. This is very nice.

You know, from this vintage,

I would have thought this would
have been too fruit-forward.

I love
that you were a sommelier.

Keep going.

This is a light,

beautifully-balanced Beaujolais.

All that class,
and you married me.

I don't know
what I was thinking.

Have you decided?

Yes. I'll have
the lamb chop.

Nice choice. Salmon for me,

and instead of potatoes, could
I get the vegetable medley?

Of course.

We are not going
to switch meals halfway through,

if that is your plan.

I'm just trying
to eat healthier.

Mr. Wheeler,
are you trying to seduce me?

No.

I mean, if it's working, yes.

But, uh,

it's time to make some changes.

Hmm. When did you decide this?

When I saw you
walking down the aisle.

- Oh.
- Before you,
I didn't...

I didn't think too far ahead.

What did you think about?

Mostly my next meal.

Sometimes the only thing
that got me through the day

was picturing a rib eye
and a baked potato.

That is very sad.

Well, back then, I didn't have
a lot to look forward to.

Now I do.

Are you saying
I'm your new rib eye?

Ooh, let's not get carried away.

You can be the baked potato.

I am the rib eye.

Yes, you are.

And you are extremely rare.

Mm-hmm.

Did I win?

No.

But I got more
rocks than you.

Some of those are peanut M&Ms.

Ah, you caught me.

- Look at that, Tunde.
- Mm.

She cheats better
than you do.

You know I cheat?

Why didn't you
say anything?

Because you are so cute
when you win.

He does a little dance
in his seat.

Do the dance.

No.

For me, Babatunde.

- Okay, for you.
- Mm.

Oh.

You two are
so adorable.

Thank you.

It reminds me

I'm gonna die alone.

Oh, Dottie,
you will not die alone.

It's way too late
to find somebody.

Yes, it is,
but now,

you are part
of a Nigerian family.

You will always
- be taken care of.
- Really?

I can be pretty annoying.

Yes, you can.

But you have

earned the right
to be as annoying as you want.

It is a perk of being old.

You can yell at grocery clerks,

or-or leave your turn signal on
and never turn.

Do not worry, Dottie.

You will always have
your family,

and you will always have us.

I will?

Yes.

And eventually, Olu and
I will also be invalids,

and move into Bob's house
to die alongside you.

I can't wait.

Mom, we're home!

And we brought you cheesecake.

Want an untouched
vegetable medley?

- No, thanks.
- How'd it go?

Great. Barely even saw her.

- She's not here.
- What?

I cannot find
her anywhere.

Where is she?

Why are you asking me?

Because you're the one who's
supposed to be watching her!

I'm sorry. I had a bad harvest.

She cannot be alone.

She's still very fragile.

There's no answer.

I'll try, too.
You know what?

We should go drive around.
She can't be far away.

I'll stay here
in case she comes back.

Hmm.

No. Ugh.

Will you look at that?

My phone's blowing up.

They must be sick
with worry.

Isn't it wonderful?

Wait. You can walk?

You didn't see anything.

Yes, I did.

You can walk.

You tell anybody about this,
- you're dead.
- What do you mean?

- This is great.
- Not...

a... word!