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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...So-so you're divorced?
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No.But you're not together anymore?
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No, we are not.
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Well, what if you meet someone?
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Isn't that a problem?
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It is not a problem yet.
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I wasn't completely honestwith you yesterday.
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Really?
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Yes.
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When we first met
at the hospital,
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I did like you
a little bit.
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I knew it.
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I know you and I don'tmake any sense.
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We're like ice creamfor breakfast.
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Doesn't seemlike a good idea.
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But if it makes you happy,why not?
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Here, I broughtyour breakfast.
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Ice cream.
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Enjoy. I'm going
to check on your mother.
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Hey.
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Were you followed?
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Don't be ridiculous.
Of course not.
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Well, what did you
tell Abishola?
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That I was meeting
an old friend from college.
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If she asks,his name is Barry Lewis
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and he lives in Toledo
with his wife and two kids.
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Billy's eight and Sarah's five
and, boy, are they a handful.
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Why do you tell such
elaborate lies?
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Well, what did you tell Olu?
Nothing.
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I went into the bathroom
with a newspaper,
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then climbed down
the fire escape.
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We have 45 minutes before
she gets suspicious.
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It's weird, I've done this
before but I'm still nervous.
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Don't be.
You have a secret weapon.
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What's that?
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Me, Tunde.
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Don't worry, I will get youthe best engagement ring
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at a price that will makethe jeweler weep.
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I'm not really too worried
about price.
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If you're going
to say stupid things,
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go wait in the van.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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Good afternoon.
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I'm David.
How can I help you?
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I see your store is
empty of customers.
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So perhaps we'll be
helping you, David.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm looking for an engagementring and it doesn't have to be
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too ornate, you know?Simple, classy,
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beautiful-- just likethe woman I hope to marry.
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Well, congratulations, sir.
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Well, thanks, but let'swait until she says yes.
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Are we done with the chitchat?
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I have to walk out of the
bathroom in 22 minutes.
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How about that oneright there?
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Oh, good choice.
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This one is a beauty.
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1.5 carat,
princess cut,
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VVS1 clarity diamond
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on an 18-carat band.
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It's really nice.
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[clears throat]I mean, it's okay.
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And let those be the
last words you speak.
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How much?
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$11,995.
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[laughing]: Oh!
Did you hear that?
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Store with no customers?
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We'll give you eight.Oh...
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I-I couldn't possibly do that.
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I mean, I wish I could but...
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Then what is
your best number?
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[sighs]
I guess...
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I could knock it
down to 11-five.
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Nice meeting you, David.
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Let's go, Bob.Thanks.
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Hang on.
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Yes?
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How much were you
looking to spend?
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$8,000 for the ring
you are holding.
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Give me a minute.
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I'll have to call the owner.
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He's not calling anyone.
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This is just a part of the game.
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This isn't my first rodeo,
Tunde.
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Then act like it, cowboy.
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'Cause you are about
to get thrown from the bull.
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Okay, I can get you down
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to nine-five.
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Ah, David, I really wanted
you to make this sale
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so you could afford to move
from your parents' home.
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How did you know that?
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Because I have eyes, David.
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I have eyes.
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Come on.
W-Wait.
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Yes?
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What you got there,Bobby Socks?
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Oh, nothing.
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Come on.
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What did you put in your pocket?
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Was that a cookie?
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No, it's not a cookie.
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Remember when you were a kid
and I used to find
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cookie crumbs in your pocket?
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I don't do that anymore.
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All right then.If it's a flask,
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give Mama a hit.
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It's the middle of the day.
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That's why you use a flask.
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You want to see?
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Fine. Here.
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[gasps]
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Oh, my-- Oh.
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That's beautiful.
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I did good?
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You did really good.
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Figure I better make it officialbefore she wises up.
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Oh, good thinking.
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I was joking.What do you want me to say,
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sweetie? She's out of
your league, you know this.
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I do.
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Still, I'm so happy for you.
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Thanks.
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It'll be fun-- all
of us under one roof.
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"Us"?
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Well, you know how the
Nigerians are with family.
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We'll have Olu, Tunde,
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Dele...
probably a couple of cousins
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they stashed away somewhere.
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You just got
to make it
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clear to them I'm keeping
the downstairs bedroom.
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Y-You're not going
back to your house?
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Someday.
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You know, when you're
feeling better.
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I'll tell them
about the bedroom.
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The pepper soup
is wonderful.
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Thank you.
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So, where were you
this afternoon?
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What are you talking about?
I was here.
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Tunde!
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What?
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After you left the bathroom,
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I went in to change the towels.
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So?So...
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it did not smell the way it does
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after you have been there
for 45 minutes.
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You mean like something died?
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No one asked you.
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Were you betting money
on those skinny dogs again?
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No.
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And they are called greyhounds.
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Named after the bus.
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Tunde, tell me the truth.
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Where were you?
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We cannot discuss this
in front of the boy.
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Go away, boy.
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Tell me.
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Okay, but you must promise
not to tell Abishola.
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Of course.
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Good news!
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[indistinct chatter]
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I have a secret.
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But you have to promise
not to tell anyone.
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Then don't tell me.Me, either.
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Well, I have to
tell someone.
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Bob is going to ask me
to marry him.
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What?!Eh?
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How do you know?
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My uncle helped
him buy a ring.
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Oh, so he got a good price.
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Her uncle can get a discount
at the 99 Cents Store.
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This means we all have
to go to Nigeria.
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For the wedding?
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For the approval.
Bob has to
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present himself to
Abishola's family.
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If they don't like him,
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they can forbid the marriage.
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So are you telling me
if Bob rubs
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some second cousin the wrong
way, you can't marry him?
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No, I still can.
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But she can never return
to Nigeria.
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Or Texas.Huh?
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I have family there.
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Poor sock man.
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He tries to give you
a diamond ring
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and suddenly he's proposing
to a whole village.
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It's not the
whole village.
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At most, it would
be 200 people.
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And that is the easy part.
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I also have to ask
my husband for a divorce.
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That's right. I always
forget you're still married.
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So get a divorce, big deal.
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It's not like America.
You cannot just order one
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at the drive-through
like Kentucky nuggets.
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If her husband doesn't
agree to the divorce,
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she will have to bribe
many officials and judges.
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Oh, so they're corrupt.
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No.
No.
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[chuckles]
I'm going to make
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such a beautiful bridesmaid.
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Why don't you wait
for me to ask you?
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You're going to ask me.
Don't be stupid.
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You look beautiful today.
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Thank you, Bob.
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It's weird how this bench
has kind of become
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ourbench.
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Actually, the plaque on the back
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says it's in loving memory
of Stanley Webber.
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Yeah, well, it looks like
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Stanley's all
done using it.
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Anyway...
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This spot has become
very special for us.
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Which is why I
thought it would be
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the perfect place to...No.
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What?You do not have to do this.
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You know?
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Of course I know.
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Tunde.
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Bob... [sighs]
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You have no idea what marryinga Nigerian woman entails.
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The process will be very
stressful and unpleasant.
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Because I'm a white guy?
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That does not help.
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Listen to me.
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[sighs]
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I do not want to marry you,
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but I do want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
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Do you understand?
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Not really.
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Trust me,
it might not seem like it,
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but it's for the best.
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You want to at least
see the ring?Oh, no.
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I'm sure it's very beautiful,
but there is no need.
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Okay.
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This really isour special place.
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Yeah, on a dead guy's bench.
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What was she thinking?
This is craziness.
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It is so humiliating.
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I'm sorry you're upset.
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Tell me the proposal
word for word.
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Maybe then I'll know
what you did wrong.
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Because it could not
have been the ring.
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Tunde, relax. It's for the best.
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Bob, you may lie to yourself--
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in fact,
you are quite good at it...
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...but you may not lie to me.
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Well, what do you want me to do?
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You can't force someone
to marry you.
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No, you cannot.
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Unless you're willing to buy
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her father a Subaru Crosstrek.
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He's outdoorsy.
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I will talk to her.
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No. You've done enough.
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I thought I had,
but here we are,
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returning a ring I
worked so hard for.
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Hey, Bob,
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I just heard.[sighs]
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Oh, completely understandable.
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You remember when I went silent
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for a couple of monthsafter my divorce?
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Well, actually,you probably don't,
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because I didn'tcome to work.
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But I was at home, silent.
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Abishola and I
are still together.
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But she doesn't want
to marry you?
267
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,634
She does not.
268
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,332
Oh.
269
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,900
[French accent]:
How very French of you.
270
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,771
That's exactly
what we were going for.
271
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:12,166
Well, I'm happy you're stillin a relationship.
272
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,558
[chuckles]
273
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,386
Would I like to be in one?
274
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,389
Eh, more and more,I don't think so.
275
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:21,349
I mean, if I need sex,
I can always go out and get it,
276
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:26,876
but in the meantime,
I am flying solo and thriving.
277
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,748
Good for you.Mm.
278
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,532
You know,when you stop chasing
279
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:34,101
after the relationship
that's gonna fix you,
280
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,103
that's when you find outwho you really are.
281
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,495
[chuckles]
282
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:41,412
I am on a journey
of self-discovery
283
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,937
that has nothing to do
with who I'm married to
284
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,155
or who I'm dating.
285
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:50,204
Alone and by myself,I am enough.
286
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,033
[crying]:
I am a complete person,
287
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,383
and I like me.
288
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,604
I thought you came in here
to cheer me up.
289
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,519
Best-laid plans, huh?
290
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,609
Come here.
291
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,004
It's okay.
292
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,136
Hey, I just heard.
293
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,181
Not a good time, Douglas!
294
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,749
[door closes]
295
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,449
This should help
with your discomfort.
296
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:21,148
What are you giving him?Relax, she knows
what she's doing.
297
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,627
She's a professional.
298
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,934
Fine, swallow poison.What do I care?
299
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,415
I hope it's poison.
300
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,503
KEMI:
Hello.
301
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,723
Ah, Mr. Clark,
you have barely eaten.
302
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,334
Oh, he doesn't care for eggs.
303
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,291
I can talk to the woman.
304
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,339
I don't care for eggs.
305
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,123
These are more powder than egg,
306
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,777
but we can find you
something else.
307
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,996
Don't bother, I'll be dead soon.
308
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,172
Why would you say that?
309
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,348
That's a horrible thing to say.
310
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,176
Let me go, Doreen.
311
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,482
Marry my brother like
you know you wanted to.
312
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,920
MRS. CLARK:I went on one date with him
313
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,704
43 years ago.
314
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:56,923
What about Atlantic City?
315
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,534
All right, two dates.
316
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,014
ABISHOLA:
Uh, excuse me.
317
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,929
I have other patients.
318
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,105
Hand me that blanket.Are you cold?
319
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,194
MR. CLARK:Yeah, I'm-I'ma little chilly.
320
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:10,893
There. There, is that better?
321
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,113
Yeah.
What were we talking about?
322
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,115
Your brother and Atlantic City.
323
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,248
Why are you making trouble?
324
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,381
I want to hear
the end of the story.
325
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,470
So do I.
326
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,473
MRS. CLARK:
I don't know why
327
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,605
you have to keep
bringing that up.
328
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:30,086
She definitely picked
the wrong brother.
329
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,700
What's wrong?
330
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,572
Them.
331
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,878
The constant bickering?
332
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,618
I don't mind it.
333
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:43,926
It's just noise.
Old, white noise.
334
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,233
It is beautiful.
335
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,191
I hope, many years from now,
336
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,628
I can argue with Bobwhile he's dying.
337
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,892
[laughs softly] It doesn't
have to stop when they're dead.
338
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,677
Every time I go to the
cemetery to visit my husband,
339
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,593
I shout at his headstone
until I am asked to leave.
340
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,080
Ah, geez. What?
341
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:10,344
We are here to congratulate youon the success of your proposal.
342
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,824
Thank you, but she said no.
343
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,391
Exactly. Well done, sir.
344
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,699
You get to be with
a Nigerian woman
345
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,222
without the inconvenience
of marriage.
346
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,485
Yes, you are notpurchasing the cow
347
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,965
because you arereceiving the milk
348
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,446
for no money downand no monthly payments.
349
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,144
And you don't have to worry
350
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,103
about winning over the
cow's judgmental family.
351
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,583
You don't even haveto live with the cow.
352
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,935
Can we please stop
calling her a cow?
353
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,588
Why?
354
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,243
Cows are both beautifuland delicious.
355
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,637
Guys, I, uh,
I appreciate you coming by--
356
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,160
uh, you know, actually, I don't.
357
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,380
Can we go back to work?GOODWIN:Of course.
358
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,773
We are just happy it all out.Worked out?
359
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,732
The woman I love
thinks marrying me is not worth
360
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,342
the whole Nigerian rigamarole.
361
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,778
"Rigamarole"?
362
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,998
I-It's like "kerfuffle."
363
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,175
Regardless, you area man to be admired.
364
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,263
KOFO [laughs]:Our hats
365
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,743
are off our heads to you.
366
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,582
[phone chimes]
367
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,021
Chukwuemeka is cookingfor me tonight.
368
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,154
Oh, that is nice.
369
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:24,722
We probably won't be having sexbecause the lasagna is so heavy.
370
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,986
And also, becausehe's so unattractive
371
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,249
when he tends to melike a woman.
372
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,468
Mm.He wears that apron,
373
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:34,167
and I dry up like a desert.
374
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,041
Hey.
375
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,521
Bob.
376
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,913
You mind if I cut in?
377
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,132
Be my guest.
378
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,612
I'm getting nothingfrom this conversation.
379
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,354
What are you doing here?
380
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,183
Well, I had to talk to you.
381
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,575
I need to talk to you, too.
382
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:54,578
Listen, I know this whole
thing is a hassle, but...
383
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,841
have you ever eaten crab legs?
384
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,452
What?
385
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,541
Well, they serve themwith a hammer.
386
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,760
Y-You got to crack them openand pull them apart--
387
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,719
it's a mess,but in the end,
388
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,851
i-it's worth it.
389
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,551
So much better than just gettinga pile of meat in a bowl.
390
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,988
This is what you wanted
to talk to me about?
391
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,382
No.
392
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,558
I wanted to tell you I love you.
393
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,518
I love you, too.
394
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,520
This is going to be
395
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:27,785
so hard, but when have things
ever been easy for us?
396
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,222
What are you saying?
397
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,704
Bob?
398
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:36,925
Will you marry me?
399
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,450
Yes.
400
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:47,066
Have you idiots not seen
a single romantic comedy? Clap!
401
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,545
[applause]
402
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,201
Can I see the ring?
403
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,724
Oh, you know,
I-I actually returned it.
404
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,857
Uh, this was sort of
a spur-of-the-moment thing.
405
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,206
There's no ring. Stop clapping.
406
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,642
Stop clapping!
407
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,345
This time, let me
do the talking.Fine, pay retail,
408
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,868
see if I care.
409
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,304
I'm not gonna pay retail.
410
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,656
Oh, hi.
411
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,310
Welcome back.
How can I help you?
412
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,225
We're here for the ringI returned.
413
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,053
Oh, sure.
414
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:23,450
I believe we settled on $8,500.
415
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,321
When it was new.
416
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:29,717
Now... it's secondhand.
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