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[觀音]孫悟空
[緊張音樂]
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[觀音]你本來答應如來佛祖
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[觀音]護送你師父唐三藏去取西經
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[觀音]現在你竟然想串通牛魔王
來吃了你師父？
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八婆
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妳追了我三日三夜
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我看妳是女人才不打妳
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不要以為我怕了妳
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悟空
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你怎可以跟觀音姐姐這樣講話呢？
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[恕吼]
別吵
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你又嚇我了
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[觀音]你知不知你犯了彌天大罪啊？
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[觀音]你還搶了紫霞仙子的月光寶盒
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[觀音]分明就是想避開我啦
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既然避無可避
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老孫就跟妳決一死戰吧
[拋物聲]
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做什麼啊？
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[唐三藏]大家不要生氣啦
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這樣會犯了嗔戒的
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悟空，你真是調皮啦
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我叫了你不要亂扔東西啦
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[唐三藏]你這樣亂扔東西是不對的
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[唐三藏]我還沒說完，你又扔棍子了
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月光寶盒是寶物來的
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你把它這樣亂扔，會染污環境的
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啊，又會砸到小朋友
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就算沒有小朋友
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砸到那些花花草草也不好
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做什麼？
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放手啊
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你想要？
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[唐三藏]悟空，你想要就說嘛
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為什麼不作聲？
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[唐三藏]你看著我幹什麼？
雖然你很有誠意地看著我
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[唐三藏]我是很高興
你也要說出來啊
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拿去吧
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你不是真的想要吧？
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你真的想要嗎？
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-[孫悟空]我拷！
-[唐三藏]你…
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[觀音]啊？孫悟空…
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[大笑]
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妳也看到啦
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這傢伙說話長篇大論
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答非所問，嘰嘰歪歪
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就像整天有隻蒼蠅纏著
[模仿蒼蠅聲]
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對不起，不是一隻
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是一堆蒼蠅在妳耳邊
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[模仿蒼蠅聲]
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一直飛到妳腦袋裡面
[喘氣]
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救命啊！
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[痛苦呻吟]
[不安音樂]
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救命啊！
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於是我抓住這隻蒼蠅，捏破牠的肚皮
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擠牠的腸子出來
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再用腸子勒著牠的頸
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接著用力一拉
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[痛苦呻吟]
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各位，整條舌根出來了
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我再手起刀落
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嘩！
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整個世界清靜了
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那妳現在明白為什麼我要殺了他吧？
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[觀音]悟空，你諸多藉口
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[觀音]你根本不想去取西經
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[孫悟空]說那麼多做什麼？打吧
[開戰音樂]
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[孫悟空]我打！
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我老孫有金剛不壞之身
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十個觀世音都不怕
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[風暴聲]
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[痛苦呻吟]
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[觀音]今天我要替天行道
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徒弟有錯，做師父的也有責任
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求觀音姐姐放他一條生路吧！
[悲壯音樂]
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[觀音]我不消滅他
沒辦法跟玉皇大帝交代
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求姐姐跟玉皇大帝說聲
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貧僧願意一命賠一命
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[觀音]唐三藏
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喃嘸阿彌陀佛
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[馬蹄聲]
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[幫眾吵鬧聲]
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[啞巴通報聲]
呸
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-[男子]賞塊肉給他
-[跟班]是
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[男子]大家小心點
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外面有個女人要進來
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二當家，你猜會不會是官兵呢？
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怪不得你叫盲炳啦
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你沒看到啞巴剛才屁股扭來扭去嗎？
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這樣扭會不會是長痔瘡呀？
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[冷笑]
就算是啊，也是個長痔瘡的官兵
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-怕他什麼？哼？
-嗯
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[幫眾大笑]
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[懸疑音樂]
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妳是什麼人？
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[女子]難道各位看不出
我是一個女人嗎？
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噢
[大笑]
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[二當家]妳來這裡做什麼？
[幫眾大笑]
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世途險惡，北風如刀
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一個弱質的女子
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想找個地方歇歇腳
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洗洗身上的風塵
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妳知不知這裡是什麼地方啊？
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此處烏煙瘴氣，各位又面目猙獰
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絕不像是一間客棧
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莫非是一間黑店？
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明知是黑店，妳還敢進來
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妳不怕送羊入虎口嗎？
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[女子]誰是羊？誰是虎？
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[女子]恐怕尚是言之過早
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[女子]各位大爺可以是強盜
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難道我不可以是嗎？
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[怒吼]
妳到底是何方神聖？
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[緊張音樂]
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[風聲]
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[二當家心聲]好啊
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桃花過處，寸草不生
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金錢落地，人頭不保
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[驚呼]
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[幫眾驚呼]
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[男子]春三十娘
她來五嶽山做什麼？
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[男子]這個女魔頭素來無寶不落
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難道這裡會有大買賣？
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你們這些笨蛋
還把銀子頂在頭上幹什麼？
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放下來！
[幫眾驚呼]
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不行
“金錢落地，人頭不保”啊，幫主
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-你說什麼？
-啊？
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-[盲炳]哎呀…
-[幫主]二當家
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[幫主]你這麼沒種
怎麼當我二當家？
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幫主啊，我不是二當家，我是盲炳啊
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-他才是二當家啊！
-[二當家]對啊！我才是二當家
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-我不知道嗎？我罵阿炳是要你慚愧
-[二當家]哦
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你還跑啊？
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你看看你自己，鬼鬼祟崇，沒大沒小
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還學人披頭散髮
怎麼跟我闖蕩江湖呀？啊？
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幫主，我在這裡啊！
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還不現身？
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現身了
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幫主，你中了崑崙三聖的七傷拳
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現在傷勢開始發作
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你還說？
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那天要不是你縮低了頭
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我會被人家打中鼻子嗎？
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這邊啊，幫主
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唉，七傷拳害得幫主真慘
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幫主，我當天是嚇得自己跪下嘛
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聽說中了七傷拳呢
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首先是雙眼鬥雞
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接著是雙耳失聰，聽不到聲音
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然後聲線失控
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[二當家]說話全部都走音
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最後心臟、五官爆炸，那就死了
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幫主，你現在鬥雞得很嚴重啊！
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誰說我鬥雞？
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我只是把我的視線集中在一點
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改變我以往看事物的方法，幹嘛？
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故意說我不行，想坐我的位子吧？
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不敢啊，幫主…
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不敢？我踩死你，不敢？死了沒有？
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喂，我踩了那麼多腳
應酬一下喊兩聲也好嘛
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-啊…
-小心點啊
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好！大家帶好傢伙去殺…
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[走音聲]
春三十娘
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[幫眾慘叫]
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[走音聲]
怕什麼？萬事有我！
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[淫笑]
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[幫主]在下斧頭幫幫主
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[至尊寶]綽號玉面飛龍，至尊寶
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久聞春三十娘大名，如雷貫耳
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[走音聲]
不知三十娘光臨敝幫，有何貴幹呢？
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我想在這個地方逗留片刻而已
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[走音聲]
不知片刻即是多久呢？
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[春三十娘]三、兩天
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啊…
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-也有可能是三、五、七年
-不行
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總之等到我要等的人出現
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我就會走了
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[走音聲]
我怕妳沒那麼長命
[緊張音樂]
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[幫眾驚呼]
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-[春三十娘]嘩！
-[至尊寶]喔！
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你幹什麼？
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沒有，小完便穿褲子而已
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你在這裡小便？
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不然妳哪來這麼大缸水洗澡？
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你說什麼？
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我說妳沒那麼長命等到妳要見的人啊
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[大叫]
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[幫眾驚呼]
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[驚呼]
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[吶喊]
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[幫眾慘叫]
191
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,375
[幫眾驚呼]
192
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,416
[掙扎聲]
193
00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:51,916
[痛苦呻吟]
194
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[幫眾]幫主
[痛苦呻吟]
195
00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:57,333
[痛苦呻吟]
196
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,708
[驚呼]
197
00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:07,625
[走音聲]
想殺我沒那麼容易
198
00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:08,791
先問過我的兄弟
199
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,208
[幫眾]走啊…
200
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:15,875
[至尊寶]沒義氣啊…
201
00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:18,958
-[幫眾]不要啊，幫主
-[至尊寶]吃裡扒外的傢伙啊
202
00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:21,375
[至尊寶]天啊！
203
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,541
-饒命啊，女英雄
-妳有本事就把我們全殺光！
204
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:25,625
[二當家]啊？
205
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,833
[齊聲]饒命啊，女英雄…
206
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:33,250
白癡！你以為求她就會放過你嗎？
[盲炳痛苦呻吟]
207
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,916
我要跟她拚了這條命
208
00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:39,208
男兒膝下有黃金，既然他們肯求我
209
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,916
那麼性命就暫寄在我這裡
210
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,666
-謝謝女英雄…
-是…
211
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:47,333
至於你嘛…真有骨氣
212
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,750
[幫眾]哎喲…
213
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,166
[春三十娘冷笑]
214
00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,375
孺子可教
215
00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,958
叫大家洗乾淨腳板在外面等我
216
00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:04,458
[快速轉移聲]
217
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,416
[懸疑音樂]
218
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,166
怎麼會有塊疤？
219
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,583
這不是疤，只是骯髒啊
220
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,041
[春三十娘]馬上去洗乾淨
不然我整隻腳砍下來
221
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:16,250
-幫主啊
-嗯
222
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,708
為什麼要看我們的腳底呢？
223
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:20,458
[走音聲]幸虧只是看腳板
不是看屁股呢
224
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:22,916
-你怕啊？
-我不怕，是你怕而已
225
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,833
為什麼？
226
00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:24,916
你屁股長了那麼多痱子
227
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,750
說不定會說你不乾淨，要把它切掉啊
228
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:27,708
你怎麼知道我屁股…
229
00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:30,166
盲炳說偷看你洗澡時看到的嘛
230
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,291
你幹嘛偷看我洗澡啊？
231
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,333
我不只偷看你一個
232
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,833
所有人我都偷看過了
[幫眾驚呼]
233
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,041
[幫眾]偷看我們洗澡？
234
00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:39,875
怎麼會這麼多毛啊？
235
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:42,833
[至尊寶]對啊！
我身體其他地方長得更加茂盛
236
00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:45,250
[走音聲]
怎麼樣？是不是看得妳熱血奔騰呢？
237
00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,916
[痛苦大叫]
238
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,500
你說那裡長得更茂盛啊？
239
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,291
啊！不是呀！
240
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,333
其實我只是頭上跟腳底有毛
241
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,458
不知道是否長錯地方了
242
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,791
從今天起，不分晝夜
243
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,208
截查所有經過這裡的人
244
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,333
[走音聲]
查…查什麼？
245
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:02,958
查他們的腳板
246
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,583
如果發現有三顆痣的，立即通知我
247
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,375
[幫眾呻吟聲]
248
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,666
幫主啊，我們又不去搶劫
249
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,291
光看人家的腳底
250
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,958
要是被同行知道
會不會笑我們變態啊？
251
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:22,208
明刀明槍鬥不過她，暗箭她就難防
252
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:24,083
今夜三更讓她嚐嚐五毒迷暈香
253
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,000
先姦後殺
254
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,375
-好計謀…
-好…
255
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,833
你也覺得好吧？
256
00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:29,208
這個任務由你去執行
257
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,583
啊？這麼看得起我，不要吧？
258
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:34,250
哎呀，我去吧，不用跪了，幫主
259
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,666
你以為我想跪嗎？是我的腿不聽使喚
260
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,583
幫主，你七傷拳的傷勢開始擴大了
261
00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:41,708
我還有雙手
262
00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:46,666
[至尊寶]我不會屈服的
[大笑]
263
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,166
[至尊寶]哎呀
264
00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:49,875
幫主掉進糞坑了
265
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,333
拉屎啊！
266
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,500
[腳步聲]
267
00:14:56,958 --> 00:15:00,666
[緊張音樂]
268
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,250
[蟲叫聲]
269
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:24,791
[夢幻音樂]
270
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,666
[觀音聲]你找到三顆痣沒有啊？
271
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,541
[至尊寶]為何每人都叫我找三顆痣？
272
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,958
[觀音聲]找到，你就可以救他了
[猴群嬉戲聲]
273
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:41,916
[至尊寶]妳說什麼？
274
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,041
[至尊寶]這裡究竟是什麼地方？
275
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:44,958
[至尊寶]誰？
276
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:48,958
做夢而已
277
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,625
[二當家大叫]
278
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:56,000
幹掉了那個賤人嗎？
[大笑]
279
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,750
[二當家]蜘蛛啊…
280
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,500
[至尊寶]蜘蛛有什麼厲害？
281
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,916
-[二當家]好大隻啊！
-能有多大啊？
282
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,083
[恐怖音樂]
283
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,250
[至尊寶]嘩！
我就叫你們平時勤打掃了
284
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:15,458
現在養出來的蜘蛛比我還大
怎麼辦？
285
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,458
糟了！這麼多人牠不追，硬要追著我
286
00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:22,750
[至尊寶]一定又是我太英俊了，哎呀
287
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:25,416
[喘氣聲]
288
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,333
[緊張音樂]
289
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,541
[至尊寶]嘩！幹什麼啊？
[驚呼]
290
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,791
[慘叫]
291
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:48,166
[緊張音樂]
292
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,708
[緊張叫聲]
293
00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,083
[痛苦大叫]
294
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,041
-什麼事？二當家
-幫主被蜘蛛追啊
295
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:22,458
-是不是這邊啊？
-不是…
296
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,708
-是這邊
-這邊嗎？
297
00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:25,333
-對，走這邊有好處
-喂，走這邊
298
00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:28,750
[至尊寶走音聲]嘩！有沒有搞錯？
299
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,291
[至尊寶走音聲]我撞
300
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,833
[至尊寶走音聲]我撞
[驚呼]
301
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:39,166
救命啊！
302
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,708
[至尊寶]來人啊！我在這裡啊！
303
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:47,291
[至尊寶]救命呀！
304
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,583
[驚喊]
盲炳！
305
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,916
前面什麼都沒有，大家回頭！
306
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,666
[齊聲]不對，是幫主啊
307
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,125
不是蟑螂嗎？
308
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,166
是幫主啊
309
00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,125
好啊！上
310
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,666
[齊聲]去吧
311
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,375
嘩！你們這些混蛋
312
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,250
幫主，我來救你
313
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,208
[大叫]
314
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,541
[驚呼]
[大叫]
315
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:12,666
哎呀，這是什麼東西啊？
316
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:13,958
[幫眾驚呼]
317
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:15,041
哎呀！救了幫主了…
318
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,166
真好啊
[驚呼]
319
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,708
[走音聲]二當家那麼開心
扛著什麼東西走呢？
320
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:22,541
啊？幫主，扛的不是你嗎？
321
00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,333
[幫眾驚呼]
322
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,291
[二當家]沒事了，回家了…
323
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,625
[二當家]待會洗個澡，早點睡
324
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,541
[二當家]今晚不要到處亂跑了
好嗎？
325
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:33,833
[二當家大叫]
326
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:34,875
[幫眾]幫忙！
327
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,208
[二當家]蜘蛛呀！
328
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,541
-盲炳，幫忙
-是！
329
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,000
幫忙啊
330
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:47,833
[緊張音樂]
-[幫眾]燒牠…
-[盲炳]這邊啊
331
00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:50,083
不行了，得休息一下才行
332
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,875
[幫眾]燒牠！
333
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:55,708
[幫眾]不要放手，走開，怕什麼呢？
334
00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:56,791
[幫眾]燒牠！
335
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,416
[幫眾]追牠…
336
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:01,583
[至尊寶]哎呀
337
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,166
[幫眾]追牠…
338
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,416
[幫眾]在那裡呀！快點…
339
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,166
[幫眾]在那邊，快追…
340
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:14,083
哦！這裡還有一隻
341
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,583
[二當家]這隻小一點
342
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:21,541
[吶喊]
343
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,375
哼！
344
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,000
還不跑掉？
345
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,666
[吶喊]
346
00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:34,333
[驚呼]
347
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,166
[二當家慘叫]
348
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,500
-[幫眾]在哪裡呢？
-[盲炳]好像在那邊啊
349
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,500
-[盲炳]追呀！
-[幫眾]那邊啊…
350
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,083
[喘氣聲]
351
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,625
[鬆一口氣]
352
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:55,583
[驚呼]
353
00:19:55,666 --> 00:19:56,875
[懸疑音樂]
354
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:06,666
剩下兩隻爪，等我從中間劈開你
355
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:13,041
去死啦！
356
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,166
[痛苦大叫]
357
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,458
[驚呼]
358
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,916
啊？呵！你不要跑啊
359
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,666
[幫眾]在這裡！
360
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:30,833
[幫眾]打牠…
361
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,333
[盲炳]我們再打死牠
362
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,291
[二當家]哎！拿過來
363
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:41,041
[毆打聲]
[痛苦呻吟]
364
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:47,625
[二當家]通通讓開！
等我來燒牠！去死啦！
365
00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:50,208
[至尊寶慘叫]
366
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:54,541
[至尊寶]著火了，哎呀！好燙呀
367
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,666
怎麼好像幫主的聲音呢？
368
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:58,541
[至尊寶]來人啊！
369
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,625
哎呀！是幫主呀！快點救幫主
370
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:03,750
[至尊寶]啊！救命啊！
371
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:06,333
嘩！幫主你的祖宗著火了！
372
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:07,500
[至尊寶]救火啊
373
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,750
[至尊寶]拿水來，快點…
374
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:10,666
-[二當家]快點救火…
-[至尊寶]死了…
375
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,583
[至尊寶]不行了，快點…
376
00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:15,583
哎呀！禾稈草怎麼救火？
走開，你們真是的
377
00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:17,166
拿著！讓我來
378
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,375
-[二當家]躺下
-哦
379
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:22,083
[幫眾驚呼]
[二當家]別動，我幫你踩熄它
380
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,875
[二當家]熄啊，還不熄？
[驚呼]
381
00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:30,125
[二當家]踩爆你才行，踩爆你
[怒叫]
382
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:33,000
-[至尊寶]唉，我不行了…
-[二當家]啊！去死吧
383
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:35,458
[怒叫]
[痛苦呻吟]
384
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:49,791
熄了吧？
385
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,166
[幫眾]很好…
386
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:53,875
[幫眾]二當家真棒
387
00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:58,916
[二當家]這個火呢
要用力踩才會滅嘛，真是蠢蛋
388
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:00,000
是誰燒我？
389
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,375
[幫眾]不是我啊！
390
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:02,416
不知道啊！
391
00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:05,750
[至尊寶]我早猜到是你！
392
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:09,166
我早就看穿你的心、肝、脾、肺、腎
是想坐我的位子吧？
393
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:11,666
-[二當家]沒有啊，幫主，我…
-幫主沒有鬥雞眼了
394
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:15,791
-我真的沒有呀
-幫主，你的七傷拳全好了
395
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,041
對啊！為什麼呢？
396
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,875
我明白了！
治七傷拳的方法是要以毒攻毒
397
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:22,333
傷上加傷
398
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,625
有道理…
399
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:26,208
至於二當家呢，他是無心之失嘛
400
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:27,541
如果不是他踢你的祠堂
401
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,083
這病也不會這麼快就治好啊！
402
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,250
你這麼維護他，莫非你跟他有一腿？
403
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,375
-人家對你一條癡心嘛
-不是…
404
00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:36,583
[國語]去你媽的！幹什麼？幹你娘
405
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:37,958
-二當家
-啊？
406
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,666
叫你殺春三十娘，你搞定了沒有？
407
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,583
-春三十娘是妖怪啊
-啊？
408
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:42,750
蜘蛛精呀！
409
00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:44,958
大哥啊，我是一個這麼理性的人
410
00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:48,208
你叫我怎麼能夠接受
這麼無稽的事情呢？殺了她
411
00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:50,666
哎，幫主，你就這麼去？不怕…
412
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,958
怕什麼？我的傷都全好了
還怕砍不過她？
413
00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,875
好！有種！
414
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,041
你也覺得好吧？
415
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,125
-哎呀，幫主你當我沒說過啦
-拿燈籠來
416
00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,166
-幫主
-好啊
417
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:01,333
你隨便拿件傢伙衝進她房間裡亂砍
418
00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:02,958
我們在你後面掩護你
419
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:04,500
在我後面不行，啊…
420
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,083
[腳步聲]
421
00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:16,166
[恐怖音樂]
422
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,583
嘩！說好了掩護我，走近點啊
423
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:19,750
你放心啦！
424
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,583
我們這裡幾十把傢伙保護著你嘛
425
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,666
一不對勁就扔過去啦
426
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,875
哦，那不是把我也扔死嗎？
427
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:29,083
傻瓜，大不了重傷
有那麼容易死嗎？
428
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:30,500
哦
429
00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:32,750
哎呀！
430
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,875
混蛋！
431
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,166
起來！在我面前別裝蒜，我告訴你啊
432
00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:43,166
[至尊寶]該死的！
433
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,333
真的暈倒了
434
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,208
大牛、二虎
435
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:51,208
一群廢柴，我自己來
436
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,208
[緊張音樂]
437
00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,541
-怎麼樣？
-你剛才真的裝昏？
438
00:24:06,666 --> 00:24:08,416
這一招叫做忍辱偷生
439
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,708
大腿插一刀算得了什麼？
440
00:24:10,791 --> 00:24:12,791
[灑水聲]
441
00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,541
啊，哪兒漏水呢？
442
00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:17,916
啊！
443
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,750
[盲炳]二當家
不是漏水，是你流血啦
[二當家驚呼]
444
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,958
不要怕…
445
00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:25,000
我只要點我曲池、疾宮兩個穴位
446
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:26,166
[二當家]就馬上止血
447
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:29,666
[笑]
448
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,875
[流血聲]
449
00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:35,875
嗯？
450
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,833
這裡算不上山明水秀
451
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,541
但是也別有一番風貌
452
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:48,625
相信兩位住了會喜歡的
453
00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:49,833
晚安
454
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,208
幫主，怎麼樣…
455
00:24:57,291 --> 00:24:59,291
-怎麼樣？是不是妖怪？
-是！
456
00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:01,083
而且非常妖！
457
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,416
弄得我的砰通砰通地跳
458
00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:06,125
幫主請留步
459
00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,625
[夢幻音樂]
460
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:14,791
師姐說幫主你大仁大義，是俠中之俠
461
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:18,125
能交上幫主你這樣的朋友
真是三生有幸呀
462
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:20,333
[女子]今天豎在你兄弟們頭上的錢
463
00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:22,666
[女子]就當請大家去買酒喝吧
464
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:24,458
多謝三十娘一番美意
465
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,083
[羞笑]
466
00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,875
幫主，普通貨色吧
467
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,541
各有所好嘛
[冷笑]
468
00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:35,083
[哭喊]
469
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:38,541
大腿扎一刀而已，渾身都是洞
470
00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:40,791
什麼意思嘛？
471
00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:52,541
師姐，怎麼忽然不辭而別
472
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,333
[師妹]跑到這種窮鄉僻壤
473
00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,375
[師妹]還被一群草莽之夫
474
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:58,375
[師妹]用迷藥令妳露出原形
這麼失策啊？
475
00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,375
-[春三十娘]妳來幹什麼？
-[師妹]那妳呢？
476
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,875
[春三十娘]我想出來散散心
477
00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:05,041
[冷笑]
妳想在這裡等唐三藏出現
478
00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:07,208
一嚐他長生不老之肉吧
479
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,958
[師妹]妳能從菩提老祖口中
騙他說出這個天機
480
00:26:10,041 --> 00:26:11,541
[師妹]難道我就不能嗎？
481
00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:12,541
胡說！
482
00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:15,416
[師妹]胡說？
那妳跑到五嶽山幹什麼？
483
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,625
[師妹]這裡以前叫做五指山
484
00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:19,750
是那隻死猴子當年困禁之地
485
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:21,541
天機洩漏他會轉世為人
486
00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:24,000
投胎之後，腳底會有三顆痣
487
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,666
[師妹]只要找到他
就可以找到唐三藏
488
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:30,041
[師妹]師姐，我這麼說
不知道算在胡說嗎？
489
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:32,458
妳自己想再看那隻臭猴子吧
490
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:36,083
哼，再看到那寡情薄幸的人又如何？
491
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:39,166
分別只是他上次死在觀世音手上
[冷笑]
492
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,791
[師妹]而這次就會死在我手上
493
00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:45,291
總之一個和尚挑水喝
兩個和尚沒水喝
494
00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:46,750
這個道理妳懂吧
495
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:49,541
想跟我搶？
496
00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:54,583
妳以為只有妳會變嗎？
497
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:57,750
[驚呼]
498
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:58,916
誰？
499
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:03,833
嘩！
500
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:09,875
妖怪…
501
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,416
[緊張音樂]
502
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:19,708
[師妹]喂
503
00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,750
-妳看到什麼？
-沒什麼
504
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:25,000
沒有？那妳蹲下來幹什麼？
505
00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,541
綁好鞋帶
506
00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:37,583
如果唐僧這個消息傳了出去
507
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:39,541
我第一個就殺了妳
508
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:43,333
[師妹]到時候群妖會合五指山
509
00:27:43,416 --> 00:27:45,000
[師妹]向師姐討塊唐僧肉吃吧
510
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:49,875
[牛]把唐三藏這個消息報告給大王
一定重重打賞
511
00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:52,083
[牛叫]
512
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:57,416
嘩！連牛都開口說話
這次真是百妖交集
513
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,541
快走，離開這裡…
514
00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:02,625
這樣走掉很沒義氣啊
515
00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:04,750
不行！報告幫主
516
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:06,666
哎呀！幫主啊
517
00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:08,375
嘩！原來我們這裡五嶽山呢
518
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:09,833
就是以前的五指山
519
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:12,083
唐僧跟孫悟空在這兒會合
520
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,916
哎呀！我們牛欄的牛竟然開口說話了
521
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,041
那兩個傢伙
一個有八隻腳，一個的頭…
522
00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:20,958
[驚呼]
兩位還沒睡啊？
523
00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:22,541
你在說什麼？
524
00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:30,083
沒什麼，我們豬欄的母豬
生了兩隻小豬
525
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,958
一隻呢，有八…八隻腳
526
00:28:32,208 --> 00:28:34,666
另外一隻的頭有四百多斤重
527
00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:36,375
幫主，我們這次發財了
528
00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:37,750
以後不要做山賊了
529
00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:39,125
我們哪有養豬啊？
530
00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:40,416
我們沒有養豬嗎？
531
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,833
也許我在做夢亂講
532
00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:44,875
那我走了，不打擾各位休息了
533
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,083
我們也走了
534
00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:48,416
-喂，順便送兩位姑娘出去
-不行！
535
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,750
兩位，明天我一定派相關人等
536
00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:53,666
在附近徹底搜查妳們要找的人
537
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:55,333
-謝謝幫主
-別客氣啦
538
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,208
幫主晚安！走啦
539
00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:02,250
-[國語]去…去嘛你
-不行
540
00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:05,958
這下完蛋了
541
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:07,625
為什麼晶晶姑娘對我這個造型
542
00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:09,666
完全沒反應呢？
543
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:11,791
沒辦法
544
00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,541
-走！
-哦
545
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:29,125
不要殺我…
546
00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:33,166
我跟妳們玩玩的
547
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,625
-那麼愛玩啊？
-是啊
548
00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:35,583
就玩玩吧！
549
00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:41,000
好不好玩呀？
550
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:41,916
好
551
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,041
好就再玩一次
552
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,250
還玩不玩呀？
553
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,750
我不玩啦…
554
00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:56,791
剛剛說看到誰有八隻爪啊？
555
00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,208
-我不記得了…
-[春三十娘]喂
556
00:29:58,291 --> 00:29:59,458
[二當家]幹嘛？
557
00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:02,333
[驚呼]
558
00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:03,541
[二當家]不要啊！
559
00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:05,666
那我的頭是不是這樣子的？
560
00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:08,041
是呀…
561
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:11,000
-不要啊…
-是什麼嘛？她還沒有變
562
00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:17,083
嘩！現在變了
563
00:30:19,416 --> 00:30:21,000
-一刀殺了他
-不行
564
00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,125
為什麼？
565
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:25,750
我要用移魂大法迷住他
566
00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,875
留他來做我的臥底
567
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,708
-嗨
-鬼呀！
568
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:36,708
過去看看
569
00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:39,583
這麼英俊你說有鬼？
570
00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:41,625
爛泥扶不上牆
571
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,666
喂！幾十歲人就別裝蒜了
572
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:47,875
不然我一片片肉把你割下來
573
00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:49,958
喂，妳不會那麼殘忍吧？
574
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,166
看著我
575
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:53,250
移魂大法
576
00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:01,583
[咳嗽]
577
00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:02,541
什麼人？
578
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,625
[至尊寶]長夜漫漫，無心睡眠
579
00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:07,583
[至尊寶]我以為只有我睡不著
580
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:10,333
[至尊寶]原來晶晶姑娘
妳也睡不著啊？
581
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:12,416
[冷笑]
582
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:17,458
是呀！不知道幫主你為何睡不著呢？
583
00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,500
[至尊寶]就是因為晶晶姑娘妳
584
00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:21,583
是我？
585
00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:25,083
[至尊寶]沒錯！自從看到姑娘之後
586
00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,333
[至尊寶]我決定改過自新，不再做賊
587
00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:29,375
[至尊寶]為了表示對姑娘妳的誠意
588
00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:30,833
[至尊寶]我不要再看見以前的我
589
00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:34,375
好看嗎？
590
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,166
是你這臭猴子？
591
00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:39,333
臭猴子？
592
00:31:39,416 --> 00:31:40,833
-孫悟空啊
-孫悟空？
593
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,541
你變成人樣就行了嗎？
594
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:43,583
人樣？
595
00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:46,041
看來我不用三味白骨火
你是不會承認的
596
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:48,791
[至尊寶]嘩！用得著嗎？又燒！
597
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:51,416
[至尊寶]何必呢？
598
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:52,708
難道我搞錯了？
599
00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:55,250
[至尊寶]何必呢？
600
00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,458
嘩！妳幹嘛用火焰彈燒我？
601
00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:01,333
你幹嘛無緣無故剃光鬍鬚啊？
602
00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:03,541
你知不知道你少了鬍鬚
很沒有性格啊？
603
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:04,458
是嗎？
604
00:32:04,541 --> 00:32:06,708
文也不行，武也不行
605
00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:08,791
你不做山賊，想做狀元嗎？
606
00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:09,791
也有想過，不過…
607
00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:12,000
[晶晶]你省省吧，學人家改變形象
608
00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:15,791
[晶晶]安安分分地做山賊
這份很有前途的職業嘛
609
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:17,000
我知道了
610
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,625
我會繼續努力的
611
00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:20,958
好的不像，像那個混蛋，哼！
612
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:24,041
真失敗
613
00:32:24,125 --> 00:32:27,125
原來晶晶姑娘喜歡我粗獷的一面
614
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:36,333
亂是亂了點，總算回復幾分風采
615
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:41,083
[憂怨音樂]
616
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:55,000
[晶晶]孫悟空，你給我滾出來
617
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:56,958
死猴子
618
00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,291
我十八歲那年，你說會來娶我
619
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:00,458
現在我等了你三年
620
00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:01,625
你給我滾出來
621
00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:04,166
我們大王有事出去了
622
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:07,375
他說白姑娘來了
就把這件東西還給妳
623
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,583
還說感謝白姑娘的一番美意
624
00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:11,250
他就無福消受了
625
00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:20,291
[激昂音樂]
626
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,958
[牛魔王]五百年了…
627
00:33:23,041 --> 00:33:27,750
[大王]終於找到唐三藏的蹤跡了
[大笑]
628
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:34,333
[至尊寶]唉，連腳底的毛也剃光了
629
00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:36,708
[至尊寶]不知道何時才長得出來
630
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,500
糟了！被那兩個傢伙先到一步！
631
00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:54,000
我菩提老祖要想個方法
通知這群無辜的人
632
00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:08,125
[夢幻音樂]
633
00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:17,958
[觀音聲]你又回到水簾洞啦？
634
00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:19,250
[至尊寶]什麼？水簾洞？
635
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,708
[至尊寶]妳是誰？
老是帶我來這裡幹嘛？
636
00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:25,958
[觀音聲]沒有人帶你來
是你自己要回來
637
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,333
[觀音聲]一個人離開家太久了
始終會想回家
638
00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:32,916
[至尊寶]嘩！妳別又嚇我
639
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,958
[至尊寶]我家在五嶽山
第四邊101號地下
640
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:38,166
[至尊寶]妳搞錯了，聽到嗎？
641
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,750
[至尊寶]以後不要再煩我啦，拜託！
642
00:34:41,208 --> 00:34:42,416
[猴群聲]
643
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:46,083
出發了，幫主，不然會遲到啦
644
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:47,166
出什麼發啊？你想怎樣啊？
645
00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,375
搶劫呀，幫主
646
00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:50,541
-誰敢跑來搶劫啊？
-我們去搶劫人家啊
647
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,875
去就去，誰怕誰？
648
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:57,083
[吶喊]
649
00:34:57,791 --> 00:35:03,875
[幫眾]搶劫啊
650
00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:05,250
-搶劫什麼？
-腳板啊，老爺
651
00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:06,958
[老爺]我沒有腳啊，怎麼辦啊？
652
00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:14,375
看什麼？
653
00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,291
把臉剃乾淨了，變得英俊，妒忌呀？
654
00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:18,291
乾乾淨淨挺好啊
655
00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:19,541
[幫眾]是啊
656
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:22,666
妒忌就妒忌嘛！你們這些傢伙
657
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,875
葡萄？
658
00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:34,166
幫主，葡萄已經洗乾淨了
659
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,375
-[至尊寶]出去
-[盲炳]晚飯也準備好了
660
00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:36,583
[至尊寶]去…
661
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,541
[滑稽音效]
誰啊？
662
00:35:44,041 --> 00:35:46,416
我就是你帶回來的那串葡萄
663
00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,375
你是葡萄？
664
00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:51,708
不是，我是菩提老祖
665
00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:53,458
什麼不提老母？
666
00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:55,041
你說髒話
667
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:56,750
我是菩提老祖，我是神仙
668
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:59,000
我化為葡萄來救你的
669
00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:02,500
你偷了我的葡萄，還不提老母？
[關門聲]
670
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:05,625
[菩提老祖]那兩個女人是妖怪
671
00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:08,250
如果你不信
用我的照妖鏡一照，你就會明白了
672
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,625
我妖你老母的鏡
673
00:36:10,708 --> 00:36:12,541
[至尊寶]你是不是偷了我葡萄？
674
00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:13,708
我沒有啊…
675
00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:15,166
那我的葡萄在哪裡？
676
00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,958
[菩提老祖]我就是你的葡萄了！
677
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,166
大聲點
678
00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:19,666
[菩提老祖]我就是你的葡萄
679
00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:22,875
為什麼你不是蘋果而是葡萄？
[菩提老祖慘叫]
680
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:25,666
你別以為我打不過你
681
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,000
我只是不想傷及無辜
682
00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:27,916
來呀！
683
00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:29,458
[至尊寶]讓你慢慢傷
684
00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:31,041
[菩提老祖痛苦呻吟]
685
00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:33,541
晶晶姑娘
686
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:35,166
嘩！幫主的鬍子好粗獷呀
687
00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:36,750
-可以嗎？
-可以啊
688
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:38,083
為何剛才砰砰聲的？
689
00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:42,875
我剛剛在打一串葡萄嘛
[二人齊笑]
690
00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:45,291
怎麼有人打葡萄的？
691
00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:48,041
-吃飯吧
-啊？
692
00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:49,208
吃飯了
693
00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:50,375
吃飯好啊
694
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,083
好吧？
695
00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:54,041
今天的月光這麼美，不如…
696
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:55,541
月光？沒有啊？
697
00:36:55,916 --> 00:37:00,125
嘩！那麼大的月亮妳沒看到嗎？
看清楚點
698
00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:02,875
-天還沒黑，哪有月光啊？
-哈…嗯…
699
00:37:02,958 --> 00:37:03,791
[晶晶]你說啊…
700
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,375
什麼…什麼老母！
701
00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:11,541
什麼老母！
702
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:12,625
[菩提老祖]我變成葡萄了
703
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,041
-你在哪裡啊？
-[菩提老祖]我在你的褲襠裡
704
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,250
[至尊寶]嘩！這麼大一串？
705
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:19,416
[菩提老祖]那串是你的，我在你後面
706
00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:21,375
再見到你太好了
707
00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:22,291
[菩提老祖]你現在相信啦！
708
00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,000
我信了…
709
00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:27,166
喂，這裡怎麼會有妖精啊？
710
00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:29,750
笨蛋啊，我告訴你吧！
711
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:34,375
這群妖精呢，是在等唐三藏重現人間
712
00:37:34,458 --> 00:37:36,916
[至尊寶]唐三藏重現人間？
713
00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:42,500
五百年前，孫悟空被觀音大士所消滅
714
00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:44,541
他師父唐三藏為了救他
715
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:45,666
用自己的性命
716
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,916
換取孫悟空一次重生的機會
717
00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:49,666
希望這隻猴子改邪歸正
718
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:52,666
唐三藏為什麼在這裡出現？
你還沒回答我
719
00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:54,250
嗯
720
00:37:54,333 --> 00:37:57,458
沒錯！唐三藏當年為了普渡眾生
721
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,750
不怕千辛萬苦去取西經
722
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:02,500
希望藉此經書來感化世人
723
00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:06,083
滿天神佛都被他這種精神所感動
724
00:38:06,166 --> 00:38:07,833
玉皇大帝有見及此
725
00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,708
給孫悟空一個機會轉世
726
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:12,083
安排他們兩師徒今世在這裡重逢
727
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,583
繼續完成取西經的使命
728
00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:18,583
你現在明白
為何那麼多妖精在這兒出現啦？
729
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:23,791
哦…怪不得我一直都在做同一個噩夢
730
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:27,791
在一遍漆黑孤獨的環境裡頭
731
00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:30,541
一對一對非常色迷迷的眼睛
732
00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:32,333
一直盯著我
733
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:34,250
讓我非常不好意思
734
00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:35,333
[至尊寶]就是你這種眼神
735
00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:38,250
有好幾次還盯得我臉紅了
736
00:38:38,458 --> 00:38:39,875
原來注定我今天撞妖！
737
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:42,833
對呀！你今天真是撞妖了
738
00:38:43,291 --> 00:38:46,291
這裡有兩個乾坤袋、一疊隱身符
739
00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:48,375
你把符貼在身上，她們就看不到你了
740
00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:50,875
趁她們不注意，你就套在她們頭上
741
00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:52,583
[菩提老祖]我在後面掩護你
742
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:54,625
嘩！你這句對白一直都是我說的
743
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:55,958
[菩提老祖]你跟誰說的？
[恐怖音樂]
744
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:57,125
跟他
745
00:38:58,041 --> 00:39:01,000
好啊！讓我幫你
746
00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:03,166
[至尊寶]了不起！不愧是我的好兄弟
747
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,708
[至尊寶]你現在出去叫所有兄弟進來
748
00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:05,833
每人給一道符
749
00:39:05,916 --> 00:39:07,791
我回菩提老祖那兒拿乾坤袋
750
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,166
大家一起抓妖精
751
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:10,250
[二當家]沒問題
752
00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,375
[至尊寶]好兄弟
753
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:15,250
你今天的眼神這麼…
754
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,166
-淫蕩嗎？
-對啊
755
00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:24,500
[二當家]我一定幫你的
[奸笑]
756
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:34,708
[幫眾交談]
757
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,750
[小二]兩位請慢用啊
758
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:44,541
-[盲炳]沒辦法，是幫主吩咐的
-[幫眾]那你也得想個辦法
759
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:45,458
[盲炳]二當家
760
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,125
-[盲炳]通知其他人，幫主找我們
-[幫眾]哦
761
00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:59,666
[懸疑音樂]
762
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:01,875
[幫眾]走吧…
763
00:40:06,958 --> 00:40:08,500
-師姐
-嗯
764
00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:10,833
我們不動聲色，看看他們想幹什麼
765
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:26,166
-師妹，喝酒呀！
-哦
766
00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,375
師姐，妳也喝
767
00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:49,250
妳怎麼了？
768
00:40:50,041 --> 00:40:52,250
我有點醉，先睡一下
769
00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:55,041
不用怕，看不到的
770
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:57,125
不能喝就別喝嘛，真失禮
771
00:41:07,416 --> 00:41:10,416
[激昂音樂]
772
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:19,375
真的看不到
773
00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:20,666
你本來就看不到啦
774
00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:21,625
走
775
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:27,750
幫主這麼久還沒來
776
00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:29,041
不知道
777
00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:30,958
不是說有燒雞嗎？
778
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,208
[齊聲]幫主！著火啊
779
00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:45,208
[幫眾]不能脫
780
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,541
[喘氣]
781
00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:36,125
快還錢啊！小子
782
00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:38,083
[晶晶]妳說就說，用得著那麼兇嗎？
783
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,375
[春三十娘]我兇不行啊？
借錢不用還啊？
784
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:41,625
[晶晶]妳放屁，我何時欠妳錢了？
是妳欠我錢吧
785
00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:42,833
[春三十娘]我欠妳？
786
00:42:43,041 --> 00:42:44,083
[晶晶]不記得了吧？
787
00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:45,875
對啊…
[齊聲笑]
788
00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:47,250
[晶晶]沒記性啊
789
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,375
[春三十娘]對不起啊
790
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,375
[痛苦呻吟]
791
00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:13,125
-[晶晶]小子！該妳還錢了
-[春三十娘]嘩！幹嘛那麼兇？
792
00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:14,666
[晶晶]不還錢我毀妳容啊！
793
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:19,125
-[春三十娘]我上個月不是還妳了？
-[晶晶]還了？對呀，已經還了！
794
00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:20,083
真是的，妳老了
795
00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:21,291
-妳沒記性啦
-我沒記性
796
00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:24,875
[齊聲笑]
[春三十娘]算了，剛剛是我先不對嘛
797
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,541
割了吧！都燒焦了
798
00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:31,500
脆了點，總比沒有好
799
00:43:31,708 --> 00:43:32,875
明刀明槍跟她們拚了
800
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,750
-[至尊寶]現身吧，兄弟
-[幫眾]是
801
00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,291
[至尊寶]兩隻妖怪出來受死！
802
00:43:40,666 --> 00:43:41,666
[吶喊]
803
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:44,166
我的乾坤袋呢？
804
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:48,083
乾坤袋在這裡，主人，他們想陷害妳
805
00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:51,041
叛徒，你出賣我們？
806
00:43:51,625 --> 00:43:53,833
[齊聲笑]
807
00:43:54,458 --> 00:43:56,416
[冷笑]
不過他今天能出賣我
808
00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:57,833
明天也能夠出賣妳們
809
00:43:58,333 --> 00:43:59,583
是嗎？
810
00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:01,000
[菩提老祖]是啊！
811
00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:03,291
[菩提老祖笑]
812
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,333
我菩提老祖為了伏妖除魔
813
00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:08,333
內褲都脫了
814
00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:11,833
[幫眾笑]
815
00:44:12,291 --> 00:44:14,666
幫主果然有眼光，二當家真的有問題
816
00:44:15,291 --> 00:44:17,541
平時叫這傢伙做事，一定推三阻四
817
00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:19,791
這次那麼爽快，一定有問題
818
00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:21,708
-把他拖出來
-[盲炳]是！
819
00:44:22,875 --> 00:44:24,333
-[手下]走啊！
-[二當家]放開我
820
00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:26,041
-[二當家]放開我
-[幫眾]走啊！
821
00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:27,416
[大笑]
822
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:29,416
-[二當家]放開我…
-[盲炳]快點
823
00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:31,291
[幫眾]跪下
824
00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:35,083
你這混蛋，今晚我就宰了你當烤豬吃
825
00:44:35,166 --> 00:44:36,291
[幫眾]好！
826
00:44:36,375 --> 00:44:38,875
[菩提老祖]喂，這個也不能怪他
827
00:44:38,958 --> 00:44:42,375
[菩提老祖]他只不過中了
兩個妖女的移魂大法
828
00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:43,791
放了我！
829
00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:45,583
[二當家]不然我叫我主人殺了你們
830
00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:46,875
你還頂嘴！
831
00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:50,375
咦？旺財
832
00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:53,875
你咬著的繩子怎麼那麼面熟啊？
833
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,541
就是我綁乾坤袋的繩子
834
00:44:57,875 --> 00:45:00,708
[緊張音樂]
835
00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:05,083
[春三十娘]天堂有路你不走
地獄無門闖進來
836
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:06,500
[菩提老祖]來吧！
837
00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:08,458
讓我掐死這個孫悟空托世
838
00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:11,083
妳就永遠都找不到唐三藏了
839
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,375
什麼？他是孫悟空？
840
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:14,833
來啊
841
00:45:14,916 --> 00:45:17,833
[低聲]你要承認你是孫悟空啊
不然我們就完蛋了
842
00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:19,416
他不是孫悟空
843
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,041
他連我的三味白骨火都受不了
844
00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:21,958
怎麼會是孫悟空呢？
845
00:45:22,416 --> 00:45:23,458
豈有此理
846
00:45:23,541 --> 00:45:25,916
-這種天機你也洩露出來啊？
-啊？
847
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,583
這一邊啊
848
00:45:27,666 --> 00:45:29,250
你還算是神仙嗎？
849
00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:30,708
把手拿過來
850
00:45:31,041 --> 00:45:33,375
過分啊你…哎呀
851
00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:35,541
妳以為我真的怕妳的三味白骨火嗎？
852
00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:37,000
妳再燒一次試試看
853
00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:38,125
[菩提老祖]不是吧？
854
00:45:38,583 --> 00:45:39,458
好啊！
855
00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:42,000
[驚呼]
856
00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:44,333
我不怕啦！對不對？
857
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:46,166
對啊！
858
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:53,125
哼！我孫悟空
就一直把手放在這裡讓妳燒
859
00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:55,625
從沒怕過啦
860
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:58,625
也不怕笑死人，對吧？
861
00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,333
嗯
862
00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:07,083
-焦了
-嗯
863
00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:11,708
真的燒焦了也沒事
864
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:14,250
放手！
865
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,916
現在知道我是真的啦
866
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:17,833
快點投降
867
00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:19,916
我還有一群兄弟，再加一個神仙
868
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:20,833
喂！你去哪裡呀？
869
00:46:21,250 --> 00:46:22,875
[菩提老祖]我改天會幫你報仇啦
870
00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:24,791
嘩！連神仙都不講義氣
871
00:46:24,875 --> 00:46:27,916
那不用問了
我那幫兄弟一定站到那邊去了
872
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,125
[齊聲]是的，幫主！
873
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:32,583
唉！你們這幫混蛋
874
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,291
你就是那個負心人？
875
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,416
你昨晚還騙我？
876
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:37,583
[驚呼]
877
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,416
不就是那隻臭猴子
878
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,583
師妹嫁不出去都是因為你
879
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:42,500
我？
880
00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:43,916
[奸笑]
881
00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:47,166
抓住至尊寶！上！
[幫眾吶喊]
882
00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:48,416
不要亂來！
883
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,166
幫主，跑啊
884
00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:52,750
[痛苦呻吟]
885
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:53,666
[驚呼]
886
00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:58,083
[痛苦呻吟]
887
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,125
不要殺我的兄弟呀
888
00:47:08,208 --> 00:47:09,958
[痛苦呻吟]
889
00:47:12,541 --> 00:47:14,541
[大叫]
[緊張音樂]
890
00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:25,708
幫主
[用力]
891
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:28,750
[痛苦大叫]
892
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,500
有我在不用怕，盲炳
893
00:47:36,250 --> 00:47:37,208
對不起啊，盲炳
894
00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:38,750
算錯了，少走了一步
895
00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:39,791
你不會怪我吧？
896
00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:43,125
-我一輩子都盲目做人
-我知道
897
00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:48,166
最有眼光就是跟著幫主你了
898
00:47:53,583 --> 00:47:55,583
我跟妳們拚命
899
00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:57,166
[用力]
900
00:47:59,083 --> 00:48:00,000
你想死嗎？
901
00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:01,125
不能殺這個負心人
902
00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,250
妳還幫著他？
903
00:48:02,333 --> 00:48:03,875
還要靠他找唐僧
904
00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:05,250
帶他回盤絲洞
905
00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:07,250
[驚呼]
906
00:48:09,541 --> 00:48:10,750
師姐
907
00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:14,875
一個和尚挑水喝，兩個和尚沒水喝
908
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:16,291
原來這個道理妳不懂
909
00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:19,416
妳打傷我也不見得一定有水喝
910
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,875
看看妳自己的手掌
911
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,166
黑寡婦？
912
00:48:25,416 --> 00:48:26,875
妳中了我的盤絲軟甲毒
913
00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:28,333
七天之內如果沒有我的解藥
914
00:48:28,416 --> 00:48:30,208
妳就會毒氣攻心而死
915
00:48:31,125 --> 00:48:33,000
-師姐，我以後不敢了
-哎呀
916
00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:33,958
滾開！
917
00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:35,666
[驚呼]
918
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,000
你終於良心發現了
919
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,208
不是啊，外面來了個更狠的
920
00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:43,458
[驚呼]
[腳步聲]
921
00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:45,291
出去看看
922
00:48:46,666 --> 00:48:48,208
喂，你們去哪裡啊？
923
00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:49,250
不要啊
924
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:55,208
[春三十娘和晶晶齊聲]
牛魔王也來了？
925
00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:58,916
[激昂音樂]
926
00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:04,750
[啞巴叫]
927
00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,916
-你也裝死啊？
-[幫眾]我也是啊
928
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,250
[盲炳]怪獸啊
929
00:49:10,791 --> 00:49:13,208
[怒吼]
930
00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:15,583
[盲炳]快點走啊！走啊
931
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:22,916
菩提老祖
932
00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:24,875
今天你不把唐三藏交出來
933
00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:25,791
死路一條
934
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,166
你幹嘛跟我說？
935
00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:28,416
-[菩提老祖]你問孫悟空托世嘛
-喂
936
00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:31,000
我的結拜老弟孫悟空？
937
00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:32,708
在哪裡？
938
00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:35,958
[至尊寶心聲]咦？這個更兇狠的
原來是孫悟空的結拜大哥
939
00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:37,416
[至尊寶心聲]這次有救了
940
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:40,666
小弟就是結拜大哥
你的結拜弟弟孫悟空托世啦
941
00:49:42,625 --> 00:49:44,416
-[牛魔王]是你？
-是，正是小弟啦
942
00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:47,708
我殺了你這個勾引義嫂的叛徒！
943
00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:53,541
何方妖女？報上名來
944
00:49:54,666 --> 00:49:56,375
-盤絲大仙座下大弟子白骨精
-盤絲大仙座下大弟子蜘蛛精
945
00:49:57,166 --> 00:49:59,583
我認識妳們祖師爺盤絲大仙的時候
946
00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:02,416
妳們兩個還不知道在哪裡
947
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:04,875
今天竟然敢跟我放肆？
948
00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:05,958
-變
-變
949
00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,666
[大笑]
950
00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:13,875
今天有誰敢擋我，我就殺了誰
951
00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:15,875
領教我的白骨鞭吧！
952
00:50:39,291 --> 00:50:40,291
變
953
00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:42,666
神龍盤絲
954
00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:49,875
[吼叫]
955
00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,125
[至尊寶和菩提老祖齊聲]
快走啊，還看？
956
00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:58,625
雕蟲小技
957
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,416
[痛苦呻吟]
958
00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:22,083
[大笑]
959
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:25,083
[幫眾驚呼]
960
00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:38,916
[痛苦呻吟]
961
00:51:42,916 --> 00:51:44,166
盲炳，你還沒死嗎？
962
00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:47,041
我們剛剛是裝死的
963
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:48,916
我服了你
964
00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:53,125
喂，不要走呀…
965
00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:56,458
看看妳們還有什麼法寶？
966
00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,708
-死牛精
-走
967
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,208
[至尊寶和二當家驚呼]
968
00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:09,666
被他打傷了我的菩提根
969
00:52:09,750 --> 00:52:12,375
起碼得練上一百幾十年才能再跟他鬥
970
00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:18,875
[二當家]起床了
971
00:52:22,291 --> 00:52:23,291
你幹什麼？
972
00:52:25,291 --> 00:52:26,416
我主人要見你
973
00:52:28,083 --> 00:52:29,166
這是什麼地方？
974
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:31,000
盤絲洞
975
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:33,333
盤絲洞？
976
00:52:33,416 --> 00:52:34,291
對！
977
00:52:34,375 --> 00:52:38,666
我主人是盤絲大仙座下大弟子蜘蛛精
這裡不是盤絲洞是什麼？
978
00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:41,041
盤絲洞？
979
00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,291
走吧，臭猴子！
980
00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:43,791
喂，你瘋了嗎？
981
00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:45,416
我是你的幫主呀，臭猴子！
982
00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:47,083
我就是瘋了
983
00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:48,041
你還在裝蒜？
984
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:50,791
你在山寨已經承認了
自己是齊天大聖了嘛
985
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,500
-走吧
-你聰明一次吧
986
00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:53,916
我是被迫暫時承認的
987
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,333
不相信你用照妖鏡看看我是不是
988
00:52:56,958 --> 00:52:58,250
照妖鏡？
989
00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:04,000
[緊張音樂]
990
00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:08,875
看到了吧，看到了沒有？
991
00:53:09,125 --> 00:53:10,291
清楚嗎？
992
00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:14,000
哼！騙我，這個根本就…
[驚嚇音效]
993
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,583
豬呀！
994
00:53:19,916 --> 00:53:22,416
[晶晶]師姐，妳當作可憐我吧
995
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,666
妳急什麼？
996
00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:26,541
在這段時間妳乖乖聽話
我保證妳沒事
997
00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:27,666
[二當家]主人！
998
00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:28,916
[二當家]主人呀！
999
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,375
主人呀！臭猴子來了
1000
00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:34,250
[春三十娘]唐三藏究竟在哪裡啊？
臭猴子
1001
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:38,666
好大的誤會呀，各位
1002
00:53:39,125 --> 00:53:40,083
這個誤會大到怎樣？
1003
00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:41,208
我偷偷地說
1004
00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:43,708
我的確是屬猴，不過其實不是猴子
1005
00:53:43,791 --> 00:53:44,666
不用多說了！
1006
00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:45,750
我照妖鏡又有，什麼都有
1007
00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:47,333
-妳用來照照看
-假的…
1008
00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:49,666
-假的你也敢…
-不要再裝蒜呀
1009
00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:53,291
如果我真是孫悟空
會站在這裡被妳拉住手嗎？
1010
00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:54,583
一個跟斗飛上天
1011
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,208
然後拉泡屎在你們的天靈蓋啦
1012
00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:57,625
你現在沒變真身而已
1013
00:53:57,708 --> 00:53:59,916
到時你以為你不會拉嗎？
[至尊寶痛苦呻吟]
1014
00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:01,666
[春三十娘]怎麼樣？師妹
1015
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:03,916
心痛呀？
1016
00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:05,458
不是呀！
[憂怨音樂]
1017
00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:06,833
[春三十娘]不是？
1018
00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:10,625
我不會再為這個男人心痛
1019
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,416
[春三十娘]妳騙我！
1020
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:16,041
師姐，我沒有騙妳
1021
00:54:17,041 --> 00:54:19,875
-沒有騙我？那妳一劍殺了他吧
-[至尊寶]什麼？喂
1022
00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:21,083
殺了他？
1023
00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,083
那妳不想找唐三藏嗎？
1024
00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:26,208
想呀！不過我不相信妳會一劍殺了他
1025
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:33,875
[二當家]豬嘴…
1026
00:54:33,958 --> 00:54:35,083
把劍給他！
1027
00:54:35,166 --> 00:54:36,541
嗯？哦！
1028
00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:38,833
-給她啊！
-是！
1029
00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:42,458
殺他！
1030
00:54:42,541 --> 00:54:44,166
哎呀！妳刺中我大腿呀
1031
00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:45,125
我是故意的
1032
00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:46,875
哦，那我賠償妳醫藥費吧
1033
00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:48,291
不用客氣
1034
00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:50,083
我要殺妳才對！
1035
00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:51,958
[至尊寶]哎呀
1036
00:54:52,458 --> 00:54:55,125
[春三十娘]賤人
早知道妳對臭猴子餘情未了
1037
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,291
[晶晶]廢話少說，取妳的命！
1038
00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:05,416
[痛苦呻吟]
1039
00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:12,291
-[至尊寶]什麼？
-[晶晶]嘿
1040
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:15,083
-沒事嗎？
-什麼？
1041
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:22,750
在緊張時刻仍這樣關心我
1042
00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:26,291
沒辦法，我只愛妳一人
1043
00:55:30,541 --> 00:55:31,375
[石門關閉聲]
1044
00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:33,041
在外面
1045
00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:34,375
這門安全不安全呀？
1046
00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:36,500
這門是祖師爺用萬年金剛岩做的
1047
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:37,833
[嘔吐聲]
1048
00:55:40,291 --> 00:55:41,291
-怎麼了？
-[晶晶]走開
1049
00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:47,333
師妹，妳不記得他以前怎麼對妳啦？
1050
00:55:47,666 --> 00:55:49,458
他欺騙感情，背棄婚約
1051
00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:51,375
妳原本跟赤煉神君有段大好的姻緣
1052
00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:52,791
[春三十娘]都被他破壞了
1053
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,083
[春三十娘]他現在還沒本事
等他回復真身之後，一樣不理妳
1054
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,416
[至尊寶]說夠沒有？八婆
1055
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:59,000
臭猴子，你叫我八婆？
1056
00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:00,666
不行嗎？八婆
1057
00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:03,250
你別以為躲在裡面很安全
1058
00:56:03,333 --> 00:56:04,625
今晚是十五月圓之夜
1059
00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:06,291
到時候她屍變，你就知道
1060
00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:09,833
[恐怖音樂]
1061
00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:11,750
[至尊寶]我是嚇大的，八婆
1062
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,333
什麼？
1063
00:56:20,416 --> 00:56:22,958
大王，這裡有幾千個山頭，山洞又多
1064
00:56:23,041 --> 00:56:24,416
不知道哪個才是盤絲洞的入口
1065
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,333
[眾牛]是啊…
1066
00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:29,291
多？比我身上的牛虱還多嗎？給我找
1067
00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:57,458
喂
1068
00:57:01,041 --> 00:57:02,416
妳沒事吧？
1069
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,500
[春三十娘]裡面怎麼樣？死了沒有？
1070
00:57:05,958 --> 00:57:07,416
[至尊寶]妳死了，我們都還沒死
1071
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,708
[至尊寶]我們完全沒事
1072
00:57:10,416 --> 00:57:11,875
[至尊寶]晶晶姑娘美得一塌糊塗
1073
00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:13,458
[至尊寶]我依然是帥得不得了
1074
00:57:13,541 --> 00:57:15,416
[至尊寶]我倆都是俊男美女
1075
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,625
吃飯了，三十娘
1076
00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:21,416
[至尊寶驚呼]
1077
00:57:21,958 --> 00:57:24,000
[至尊寶]救命呀
1078
00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:25,000
[至尊寶]屍變了
1079
00:57:25,083 --> 00:57:26,458
-開門
-[至尊寶]開不了呀
1080
00:57:26,541 --> 00:57:28,541
嘴對嘴過點陽氣給她
1081
00:57:28,916 --> 00:57:30,916
這樣子可以阻止她屍變
1082
00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:33,625
[至尊寶]嚇死我了！
1083
00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:37,000
師妹，妳鬥不過我的
1084
00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:38,083
是嗎？
1085
00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:41,291
妳動一下我就扭斷妳的脖子
1086
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:45,208
快拿鑰匙！把她關進去
1087
00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:47,958
妳這麼愛進去，是不是？
1088
00:57:48,041 --> 00:57:49,375
妳可以進了
1089
00:57:51,458 --> 00:57:52,833
再見！
1090
00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:55,500
[驚呼]
1091
00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:09,625
冤冤相報何時了？
1092
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,250
或許我這樣建議吧
1093
00:58:15,208 --> 00:58:16,791
打的時候不要打臉
1094
00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:22,791
[驚呼]
[至尊寶]哪裡都別打啊，拜託！
1095
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,291
還有隻雞啊，三十娘
1096
00:58:29,541 --> 00:58:31,708
-[春三十娘]想走？
-[至尊寶]不要啊
1097
00:58:32,958 --> 00:58:34,625
[驚呼]
1098
00:58:39,458 --> 00:58:42,291
[二當家]嗯？一親她就不動？
1099
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,625
好！妳還不開門嗎？
1100
00:58:49,708 --> 00:58:50,833
那就一拍兩散
1101
00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:53,750
[春三十娘]我把妳的心上人先姦後殺
1102
00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:55,458
不要啊
1103
00:58:58,250 --> 00:58:59,250
一
1104
00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:10,083
二
1105
00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:15,083
[二當家]中
1106
00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:20,750
三
1107
00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:24,916
催情大法
1108
00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:27,208
[二當家]千萬不要啊
1109
00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:31,041
[驚慌]
1110
00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:36,625
走啊
1111
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:45,833
你幹什麼？
1112
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:47,833
我打了個冷顫
1113
00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:49,916
好過癮啊
1114
00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,333
你在我身上打了個冷顫？
1115
00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:54,000
是啊
1116
00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:57,166
[春三十娘心聲]糟糕了！
1117
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:22,333
如果不是妖怪，那有多好
1118
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:25,000
[柔和音樂]
1119
01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:32,958
[至尊寶]妳中的毒越來越深了
1120
01:00:34,958 --> 01:00:37,166
再不解會死的
1121
01:00:37,583 --> 01:00:38,875
解了又怎樣？
1122
01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:41,625
不開心，長生不死也沒用
1123
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:45,625
開心，就算只能活幾天也已經足夠
1124
01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:48,333
如果我告訴妳，我不是孫悟空
1125
01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:49,541
妳會怎麼樣？
1126
01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:51,916
我會殺了你
1127
01:00:52,583 --> 01:00:54,291
我的確不是他
1128
01:00:54,458 --> 01:00:55,375
這塊真的是照妖鏡
1129
01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:56,333
妳照照看就知道了
1130
01:00:57,416 --> 01:00:58,625
什麼？你不是他？
1131
01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:00,666
不是
1132
01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:02,625
你不怕我殺了你嗎？
1133
01:01:03,166 --> 01:01:05,666
怕！不過沒辦法
1134
01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:08,708
因為我不希望妳看著我的時候
1135
01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:11,083
卻想著另外一個人
1136
01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:16,041
-我就殺了你
-[至尊寶]來吧
1137
01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:19,375
[至尊寶]就像妳說的，做人不開心
就算長生不死也沒有用
1138
01:01:21,583 --> 01:01:23,583
[痛哭]
1139
01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:59,666
[喘氣]
1140
01:02:12,333 --> 01:02:14,208
-[至尊寶]來吧！
-[晶晶]來就來！
1141
01:02:26,041 --> 01:02:28,291
該死的，是誰綁得那麼緊？
1142
01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:29,458
讓我來！
1143
01:02:30,791 --> 01:02:32,791
[痛哭]
1144
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,833
對不起，我不是故意的
1145
01:02:41,916 --> 01:02:43,291
我是看妳那麼衝動
1146
01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:45,041
我想配合一下而已
1147
01:02:45,166 --> 01:02:46,291
我雖然不是正人君子
1148
01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:48,083
但不至於乘人之危
1149
01:02:49,041 --> 01:02:50,958
白天我不習慣
1150
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:52,916
天黑再說
1151
01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:01,791
天黑也好，天亮也好
1152
01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:04,041
妳隨時需要，隨時吩咐啊
1153
01:03:04,708 --> 01:03:06,083
從今天開始
1154
01:03:06,708 --> 01:03:08,333
我會一直陪著妳
1155
01:03:18,791 --> 01:03:20,291
-找到沒有？
-沒有
1156
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:21,708
繼續找吧
1157
01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:46,458
[春三十娘心聲]老天瞎了眼
1158
01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:48,666
[春三十娘心聲]我春三十娘貌美如花
1159
01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:51,416
[春三十娘心聲]竟然跟一個
這麼醜的男人有了
1160
01:03:58,958 --> 01:04:01,000
-三十娘
-閉嘴！
1161
01:04:01,625 --> 01:04:03,791
要不是為肚子，我一掌打死你
1162
01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:06,125
謝謝
1163
01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:07,583
那麼開心幹什麼？
1164
01:04:08,625 --> 01:04:09,583
我告訴你
1165
01:04:09,666 --> 01:04:13,375
將來他長大了
你不許認是他的…那個
1166
01:04:13,958 --> 01:04:16,625
-那我算什麼？
-奶媽呀！
1167
01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:18,916
男人怎麼做奶媽啊？
1168
01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:20,458
孩子是我們帶大的
1169
01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:22,625
你不說
他怎麼知道男人不能做奶媽？
1170
01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:25,666
那倒是
1171
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,750
[晶晶心聲]我找到一個很像你的人
[柔和音樂]
1172
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,458
是你？
1173
01:04:43,791 --> 01:04:44,625
[喘氣]
1174
01:04:45,583 --> 01:04:46,833
想不想知道唐三藏在哪裡？
1175
01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:48,250
[滑稽音效]
1176
01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:51,833
[春三十娘]想
1177
01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:54,416
想就別還手
[春三十娘慘叫]
1178
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,500
要吃唐僧肉總要付出一點代價
1179
01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:01,416
值得！
1180
01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:06,166
如果妳肯給我解藥救白晶晶
1181
01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:07,958
我就告訴妳唐僧在哪裡
1182
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,500
又是為了那個賤人
1183
01:05:11,416 --> 01:05:13,416
不爽呀？
1184
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:20,958
奶媽
1185
01:05:23,916 --> 01:05:25,833
奶媽疼妳啊
1186
01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:27,333
[二當家]哎呀
1187
01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:30,166
[拳打腳踢]
1188
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,291
我爽了，明天出發吧
1189
01:05:41,708 --> 01:05:43,333
為了愛情
1190
01:05:44,083 --> 01:05:49,666
就算妳真的毀我容，也是值得的
[抽泣]
1191
01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:56,708
[春三十娘]快點，到底救不救人？
1192
01:05:56,791 --> 01:05:58,125
[至尊寶]你得讓我上馬啊
1193
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,375
[悲傷音樂]
1194
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,083
[晶晶]至尊寶
1195
01:06:09,375 --> 01:06:11,166
[春三十娘]你再不快點
師妹就不行了
1196
01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:14,083
[至尊寶]你得讓我…上馬才行呀
1197
01:06:24,291 --> 01:06:27,708
[春三十娘]不見了
[至尊寶喘氣]
1198
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,666
全都是騙我的
1199
01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:39,166
[菩提老祖]過了這座山
就回到菩提洞了
1200
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,666
不是吧？
1201
01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:45,541
[菩提老祖慘叫]
1202
01:06:47,166 --> 01:06:48,458
晶晶！
1203
01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:51,666
晶晶！
1204
01:06:57,166 --> 01:06:58,666
一定以為我丟下她不管了
1205
01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:00,708
喂，還要找多久呀？
1206
01:07:00,791 --> 01:07:02,208
晶晶
1207
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,333
一定是毒發滾下山崖咯！
1208
01:07:05,083 --> 01:07:06,166
喂
1209
01:07:06,458 --> 01:07:07,541
都是妳害的
1210
01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:09,041
為什麼讓我睡一個晚上？
1211
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:10,083
應該連夜趕來嘛
1212
01:07:10,166 --> 01:07:11,208
為什麼不快馬加鞭？
1213
01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:13,250
我跟得上，可以跑得更快的
1214
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:15,333
妳別指望我告訴妳唐三藏的事
我什麼都不知道
1215
01:07:15,416 --> 01:07:18,500
哎呀，你自己走得慢還怪我？
1216
01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:20,583
[緊張音樂]
1217
01:07:21,666 --> 01:07:22,666
什麼？
1218
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,958
大王，我們發現白晶晶昏倒山崖
1219
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,625
菩提老祖重傷不治
1220
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000
[大笑]
1221
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,541
天助我也！
1222
01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:34,166
[春三十娘]進去！
1223
01:07:36,041 --> 01:07:38,458
你不說出來，這一輩子都別指望出去
1224
01:07:41,083 --> 01:07:42,500
[至尊寶]懶得理妳
1225
01:07:45,416 --> 01:07:46,958
[至尊寶慘叫]
[滑稽音效]
1226
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:51,333
[至尊寶心聲]咦？地也不是那麼硬
這次有辦法
1227
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:57,041
[牛魔王]蓋世魔王，神功護體
1228
01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:02,416
[牛魔王]我把妳的傷治好
但是妳要帶我去盤絲洞找托世的猴子
1229
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,875
[牛魔王]早晚可以找到唐三藏
1230
01:08:03,958 --> 01:08:05,666
[牛魔王]到時候吃唐僧肉
少不了妳的份
1231
01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:08,958
[牛魔王]否則我要妳死得
比現在痛苦十倍
1232
01:08:13,250 --> 01:08:15,750
[至尊寶]我挖隧道，怕了嗎？
1233
01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:22,416
[至尊寶]
“借助月亮光華可以穿梭時空”
[奇妙音樂]
1234
01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:27,500
[至尊寶]什麼東西呀？
1235
01:08:32,666 --> 01:08:33,500
[至尊寶]嗯
1236
01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:39,958
[激昂音樂]
1237
01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:48,250
[至尊寶]“般若波羅密”，是梵文啊
1238
01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:51,625
“月光寶盒”
1239
01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,666
盤絲大仙留下來的寶物？
1240
01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:15,083
[至尊寶驚呼]
1241
01:09:25,333 --> 01:09:26,958
立刻帶我去盤絲洞
1242
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:33,166
[春三十娘]哎呀！
怎麼突然肚子痛呢？
1243
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:38,041
[至尊寶]把我轉去哪兒？這麼多機關
越走越濕呢！
1244
01:09:52,833 --> 01:09:55,333
[夢幻音樂]
1245
01:10:12,666 --> 01:10:14,791
[猴群嬉戲聲]
1246
01:10:17,166 --> 01:10:18,791
[齊聲]大王，你回來了？
1247
01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:28,458
[至尊寶心聲]啊？
1248
01:10:31,208 --> 01:10:32,875
[至尊寶心聲]這次撞鬼啦
1249
01:10:34,291 --> 01:10:36,416
-[二當家]怎麼了？三十娘
-你裝成這個樣子幹什麼？
1250
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,458
[二當家]沒什麼
我看妳經常找唐三藏
1251
01:10:38,541 --> 01:10:40,708
[二當家]特意扮成他哄妳開心嘛
1252
01:10:40,791 --> 01:10:41,791
[春三十娘]哎呀，你幹什麼？
1253
01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:44,083
[二當家]妳臨盆了，我幫妳接生呀
1254
01:10:44,291 --> 01:10:45,583
[二當家]頭出來了
1255
01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:48,041
-是嗎？我怎麼不知道？
-[二當家]這裡
1256
01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:51,208
-不對，那是我的膝蓋！
-怪不得沒有頭髮啦
1257
01:10:51,291 --> 01:10:52,541
[齊聲]有人來了
1258
01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:55,083
[二當家]先藏起來，躲一躲…
1259
01:10:57,625 --> 01:10:59,541
啊！好痛呀
1260
01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:01,208
我也好痛呀
1261
01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:03,666
求求妳先把妳的手放開
1262
01:11:07,208 --> 01:11:08,416
[奇妙音樂]
1263
01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:15,833
[至尊寶]觀世音？
1264
01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:20,375
[激昂音樂]
[觀音聲]孫悟空，你當年罪惡滔天
1265
01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:23,875
[觀音聲]希望你今生會大徹大悟
痛改前非
1266
01:11:23,958 --> 01:11:25,208
誰在說話？
1267
01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:29,333
[觀音聲]五百年前
你師父唐三藏為了贖你一命
1268
01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:31,291
[觀音聲]犧牲了他自己
1269
01:11:31,375 --> 01:11:35,250
[觀音聲]玉皇大帝特意安排
五百年後，你重投人間
1270
01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,166
[觀音聲]希望你能學你師父一樣
能夠捨己為人
1271
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:41,041
[觀音聲]把你過往的一切罪孽洗清
1272
01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:43,625
[觀音聲]只要你肯自願帶上金剛圈
1273
01:11:43,708 --> 01:11:45,458
[觀音聲]即是肯改過自新
1274
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:48,375
[觀音聲]你就可以成為
法力無邊的齊天大聖
1275
01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:50,958
[觀音聲]到時候
你就要負起取西經的重任
1276
01:11:51,041 --> 01:11:52,625
[觀音聲]將歷史改變
1277
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:55,291
[觀音聲]不過從此人間一切與你無關
1278
01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:58,208
[觀音聲]再不可能有半點情慾
半點留戀
1279
01:11:58,291 --> 01:12:00,250
[觀音聲]要一心皈依我佛
1280
01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:03,458
[觀音聲]你還沒變成
真正的孫悟空托世
1281
01:12:03,541 --> 01:12:06,791
[觀音聲]只是因為你還沒遇上
那個給你三顆痣的人
1282
01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:08,500
[觀音聲]當你遇到他之後
1283
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,250
[觀音聲]你的一生就會改變
1284
01:12:11,208 --> 01:12:12,458
跟我說話嗎？
1285
01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:14,833
不是跟我說的吧？
1286
01:12:15,416 --> 01:12:17,458
認錯人啦
1287
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:20,416
神經病！
1288
01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:22,625
-放手呀
-喂，妳也弄得我好痛呀
1289
01:12:23,125 --> 01:12:24,541
-妳先放手啊
-你先放吧
1290
01:12:24,625 --> 01:12:27,625
真是豈有此理，妳冷靜點，行不行？
1291
01:12:27,708 --> 01:12:31,333
-[春三十娘]不行啊
-[二當家]冷靜！淡定！冷靜呀
1292
01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:33,083
[春三十娘]哎呀！好痛呀
[二當家慘叫]
1293
01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:34,416
[二當家]我也一樣痛呀！
1294
01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:35,958
[二當家]妳去買菜吧
1295
01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:39,041
[春三十娘]哎呀
[二當家大叫]
1296
01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:43,583
[晶晶]小心機關
1297
01:12:45,083 --> 01:12:45,958
-追
-[眾牛]好！
1298
01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:47,583
[春三十娘]哎啊！走呀
1299
01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:50,208
-[春三十娘]快過來拉住我呀
-[二當家]我來
1300
01:12:51,541 --> 01:12:53,416
[二當家]抓住了，生了…
1301
01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:54,500
[嬰兒啼哭]
1302
01:12:55,625 --> 01:12:57,125
[牛魔王]唐三藏出生了，快找
1303
01:12:57,375 --> 01:12:58,541
[眾牛]是！
1304
01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:05,666
是男的！比較像妳，不像我
1305
01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:09,791
我覺得
1306
01:13:10,458 --> 01:13:12,041
做不做神仙
1307
01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:14,416
能不能吃到唐僧肉並不重要
1308
01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:18,416
最重要的是我們以後能好好地生活
1309
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,833
把孩子帶大
1310
01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:21,583
不要像我一樣當山賊
1311
01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:27,041
[二當家]妳那麼想要唐僧
不如叫兒子三藏好了
1312
01:13:27,625 --> 01:13:28,625
[晶晶]哼！
1313
01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:31,375
-誰？
-這次算是冤家路窄了
1314
01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:33,000
妳想怎麼樣？
1315
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:35,875
孩子是妳的？
1316
01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:40,291
沒錯，是我跟至尊寶生的
1317
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,000
妳說什麼？
[悲傷音樂]
1318
01:13:45,541 --> 01:13:47,916
奶媽，你告訴她吧！
1319
01:13:48,916 --> 01:13:50,000
你說呀！
1320
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:57,208
是！
1321
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:01,291
是她跟至尊寶生的
1322
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:06,833
走
1323
01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:09,833
看妳往哪裡跑？
1324
01:14:10,416 --> 01:14:11,833
不用怕，我保護妳
1325
01:14:11,916 --> 01:14:14,250
你是什麼料子？
哪裡輪得到你保護我？
1326
01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:15,333
[春三十娘]滾開
1327
01:14:15,583 --> 01:14:16,875
[春三十娘]抱走我兒子
[緊張音樂]
1328
01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:22,541
我愛妳啊
1329
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:24,166
嘩！我不是對你說啊
1330
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:25,833
[牛魔王]把唐三藏給我
1331
01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:27,916
[二當家]這是我兒子呀，不是唐三藏
1332
01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:29,833
[二當家]救命呀
1333
01:14:31,291 --> 01:14:32,958
[二當家]救命呀…
1334
01:14:33,541 --> 01:14:36,916
妳這麼關心我，我願意為妳精盡人亡
1335
01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:47,791
先帶我兒子走！
1336
01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:49,083
[二當家]不走
1337
01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:50,041
走
1338
01:14:50,541 --> 01:14:51,541
三十娘
1339
01:14:55,583 --> 01:14:57,625
嘿…幸好跑出來了
1340
01:15:09,375 --> 01:15:11,333
-晶晶
-不要理我
1341
01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:15,750
不要理我
1342
01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:23,333
[春三十娘慘叫]
1343
01:15:31,291 --> 01:15:33,291
[春三十娘慘叫]
1344
01:15:36,291 --> 01:15:37,416
老婆
1345
01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:39,750
龜縮大法
1346
01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:44,666
我割你的內臟，看你怎麼擋？
1347
01:15:48,416 --> 01:15:49,916
幫你打個結吧
1348
01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:52,166
元神出竅
1349
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,333
八婆！別再踩我的腸子啦
1350
01:15:57,416 --> 01:15:58,708
我偏要踩
1351
01:16:12,958 --> 01:16:14,333
[緊張音樂]
1352
01:16:14,625 --> 01:16:16,416
老婆…
1353
01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:19,125
喂，我老婆在裡面
1354
01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:20,333
拜託你幫幫忙！
1355
01:16:20,416 --> 01:16:21,666
沒空！
1356
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:22,833
拜託啦！
1357
01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:25,500
出來啦！
1358
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:26,708
走
1359
01:16:30,458 --> 01:16:32,291
是不是真的能時光倒流？
1360
01:16:40,666 --> 01:16:42,083
你們先走，走
1361
01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:44,125
我不走！要走一起走！
1362
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:45,750
你聽好
1363
01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:48,375
好好帶大我們的孩子
1364
01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:53,833
走呀！
1365
01:16:53,916 --> 01:16:55,541
[打鬥聲]
1366
01:16:56,541 --> 01:16:59,083
我們的孩子！娘子！
1367
01:16:59,666 --> 01:17:01,166
你再不走，我馬上死在你面前
1368
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:02,333
啊？不要啊！
1369
01:17:03,583 --> 01:17:04,708
[打鬥聲]
1370
01:17:06,541 --> 01:17:07,791
[二當家]娘子
1371
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:10,333
[二當家]娘子
1372
01:17:10,916 --> 01:17:11,875
娘子
1373
01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:14,625
娘子
1374
01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,833
-相公！
-娘子啊！
1375
01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:18,625
月光快出來啊！
1376
01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:20,875
[二當家]娘子
1377
01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:22,958
[至尊寶]好！
1378
01:17:23,041 --> 01:17:26,375
般若…什麼玩意？忘光光了
1379
01:17:26,458 --> 01:17:28,416
哦，般若波羅密…
1380
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:31,375
般若波羅密！
1381
01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:38,458
嘩！升仙了！
1382
01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:42,416
[至尊寶]這下可棒了
真的時光倒流了！
1383
01:17:43,541 --> 01:17:45,208
喂，等等…
1384
01:17:46,625 --> 01:17:49,000
兇手跑得那麼快？再來！
1385
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,791
老婆…
1386
01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:54,708
喂，我老婆…
1387
01:17:54,791 --> 01:17:57,458
你老婆快出來了，不用急
1388
01:17:58,125 --> 01:18:00,375
我還沒說完，你怎麼知道的？
1389
01:18:03,041 --> 01:18:04,166
-真的出來了
-走呀
1390
01:18:05,458 --> 01:18:07,875
[二當家]娘子…
1391
01:18:07,958 --> 01:18:09,333
[石門關閉聲]
1392
01:18:09,916 --> 01:18:12,583
-[二當家]娘子
-[至尊寶]般若波羅密！
1393
01:18:13,375 --> 01:18:17,041
嘩！又升仙了！
1394
01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:19,583
為什麼我說“又”呢？
1395
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:24,541
等等…
1396
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,000
[喘氣]
1397
01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:29,791
再來！
1398
01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:33,416
老婆…
1399
01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:38,583
我警告你別煩我！
1400
01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:40,416
喂…
1401
01:18:40,625 --> 01:18:44,083
[二當家]喂…為什麼要我別煩你？
還要警告我？
1402
01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:45,458
你很囉嗦啊，混蛋
1403
01:18:45,541 --> 01:18:47,208
是啊！我也覺得自己很囉嗦
1404
01:18:47,291 --> 01:18:49,458
為什麼？我很怕啊
1405
01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:51,416
-出來啦？
-走！
1406
01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:57,541
[二當家]娘子…
[石門關閉聲]
1407
01:18:57,791 --> 01:19:00,708
[至尊寶]般若波羅密…
1408
01:19:00,791 --> 01:19:02,625
哼，你不也很囉嗦？
1409
01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:07,333
[喘氣]
1410
01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:15,125
不要啊，好累
1411
01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:19,125
老婆…
1412
01:19:24,791 --> 01:19:25,791
拿來
1413
01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,916
-該死的！
-[二當家]哎呀！
1414
01:19:31,541 --> 01:19:33,416
懶得跟你說
1415
01:19:36,041 --> 01:19:38,041
懶得說就不要說啊
1416
01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:39,708
為什麼要打我呢？
1417
01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:44,333
[二當家]娘子…
1418
01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:49,541
[石門關閉聲]
[至尊寶]般若波羅密…
1419
01:19:52,291 --> 01:19:55,041
娘子呀，跟牛魔王出來看耶穌
1420
01:19:58,625 --> 01:20:00,708
[痛苦大叫]
1421
01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:05,083
刀下留人！
1422
01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:08,708
[白晶晶呻吟]
1423
01:20:10,833 --> 01:20:12,000
原來是自殺
1424
01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:13,375
妳為什麼要自殺？
1425
01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:18,000
自殺？要死也先殺了你
1426
01:20:18,541 --> 01:20:20,208
[至尊寶]喂…唉
1427
01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:28,958
英雄！
[哭]
1428
01:20:29,041 --> 01:20:30,625
妳放過我吧
1429
01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:31,750
放過你？
1430
01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:33,708
你給我一個不殺你的理由
1431
01:20:34,833 --> 01:20:37,833
不如這樣，妳先給我一個殺我的理由
1432
01:20:37,916 --> 01:20:39,666
好呀！你一聲不響丟下我不管
1433
01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:41,333
還跟我師姐生了個兒子！
1434
01:20:41,416 --> 01:20:42,375
-妳完全誤會了
-找死？
1435
01:20:42,458 --> 01:20:43,291
不要啊，英雄！
1436
01:20:43,375 --> 01:20:46,500
其實我那天是跑回來
問妳師姐拿解藥去救妳
1437
01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:49,291
誰知道晚了一步
回去已經找不到妳了
1438
01:20:49,791 --> 01:20:50,833
你騙我
1439
01:20:51,041 --> 01:20:51,916
妳不信？
1440
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:54,291
妳看
1441
01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:55,625
[愉快音樂]
1442
01:20:59,666 --> 01:21:01,291
-怎麼啦？
-[至尊寶]他們到哪兒去了？
1443
01:21:01,541 --> 01:21:02,875
[牛魔王]妳跑不掉的！
1444
01:21:04,583 --> 01:21:07,583
斷龍石關了便打不開，你快衝出去吧
1445
01:21:13,750 --> 01:21:15,833
[打鬥聲]
1446
01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:19,750
娘子…
1447
01:21:25,166 --> 01:21:26,083
讓我來！
1448
01:21:26,166 --> 01:21:27,291
走呀！
1449
01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:29,000
娘子
1450
01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:30,958
至尊寶，來生再見了
1451
01:21:36,375 --> 01:21:37,958
-娘子…
-相公…
1452
01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:41,958
娘子…
1453
01:21:42,041 --> 01:21:43,291
再來！
1454
01:21:45,916 --> 01:21:49,250
般若波羅密…
1455
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:01,875
晶晶！
1456
01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:23,916
[夢幻音樂]
1457
01:22:26,666 --> 01:22:29,541
[至尊寶]人呢？都到哪兒去了？
1458
01:22:31,875 --> 01:22:33,166
[至尊寶]怎麼會這樣？
1459
01:22:54,916 --> 01:22:56,916
[馬啼聲]
1460
01:23:01,791 --> 01:23:02,916
[女子]神仙呀？
1461
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,125
[女子]妖怪？
1462
01:23:08,083 --> 01:23:09,125
謝謝！
1463
01:23:11,708 --> 01:23:13,458
哎，盤絲洞不要亂闖！
1464
01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:16,875
盤絲洞？
1465
01:23:17,250 --> 01:23:18,208
你當我不識字呀？
1466
01:23:18,291 --> 01:23:20,250
水簾洞呀！
1467
01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:24,458
[緊張音樂]
1468
01:23:27,541 --> 01:23:30,833
盤絲洞這個名也蠻好聽的
1469
01:23:33,916 --> 01:23:37,458
[夢幻音效]
1470
01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:40,958
以後就住在這兒
1471
01:23:41,791 --> 01:23:42,833
慢著！
1472
01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:54,166
哎，我現在鄭重宣佈
1473
01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:56,208
在這個山頭所有東西都是我的
1474
01:23:56,291 --> 01:23:57,250
包括你在內
1475
01:23:57,833 --> 01:23:59,041
我？
1476
01:23:59,125 --> 01:23:59,958
是啊
1477
01:24:00,041 --> 01:24:02,000
像我的驢子一樣先給你蓋個章吧！
1478
01:24:02,625 --> 01:24:04,458
[痛苦大叫]
1479
01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:09,791
你已經是我的人了
1480
01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:12,041
如果有人欺負你，就報我的名字
1481
01:24:12,125 --> 01:24:14,708
從今日起，我叫盤絲大仙
[緊張音樂]
1482
01:24:16,375 --> 01:24:17,708
盤絲大仙？
1483
01:24:18,708 --> 01:24:20,083
五百年前？
1484
01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:26,458
[觀音聲]你沒有變成孫悟空托世
1485
01:24:26,541 --> 01:24:29,291
[觀音聲]因為你還沒遇到
給你三顆痣的人
1486
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,041
[激昂音樂]
1487
01:24:56,041 --> 01:24:57,458
[盤絲大仙]芝麻關門
1488
01:24:57,541 --> 01:25:02,041
[緊張音樂]
1489
01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:06,833
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