All language subtitles for The Family Stallone s02e05 Uncle Frank is Coming to Town.eng

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JENNIFER: Hey, Sly,
what do you want for dinner?

SYLVESTER:
Uh, meat loaf.

JENNIFER:
I think I have some meat.

Done. Can I be excused?

No. (laughs)

* Big loser. *

-Ah...
-Hey, hey, your pants are falling down.

-SYLVESTER: Hey, this is not...
-I see London, I see France,

-I see Sly's underpants.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-There's no...
-(whoops, laughs)

You know.

* *

JENNIFER:
Hey, listen, I heard that Frank

is thinking about
going to New York.

'Cause he may have a gig there,
and he wants to go check it out?

-Yeah.
-And I think it would be a great idea...

-Mm-hmm?
-...if Frank stayed with the girls.

Why is that?

Because, you know,
he's all alone...

-Isn't-- Doesn't New York
have enough problems? -(laughs)

JENNIFER:
Now that we're settled into

our new home in Florida,

I want Frank to have

that closeness with the girls,

even though they live in
New York and he's still in L.A.

I also want him to know
that they're his family,

and they're going
to take care of him,

he can help take care of them.

What do they think about that?
Give them a call.

-See what's up.
-(line ringing)

-SISTINE (over phone): Hello?
-JENNIFER: Hey, Birdie.

I'm here with your dad,
by the way.

-SYLVESTER: Hi.
-So, Frank

is thinking about
going to New York,

and we were thinking

-that Frank stays with you guys.
-No. No.

-SYLVESTER: I totally agree.
-Why? What do you mean?

You offer our home to literally
everyone on the planet.

Sistine, you have plenty
of space, you have two couches,

he will be fine.

-I think it's nice. No...
-He'll be there in two days.

Oh, you're so rude.

-You just hung up on her.
-Damn right.

* Talk to me, baby *

* I'm going blind from this
sweet, sweet craving, oh-oh *

* Let's lose our minds
and go crazy-crazy *

* I-I-I-I-I *

* *

* I-I-I-I-I. *

* *

Oh, thanks for cleaning
that coffeepot.

If I don't, who will?

I'm trying to get
everything perfect

for Frank's arrival.

-Is that today?
-Yep.

-(moans)
-And I tried to actually

get out of it the other day,
but Dad called me and he said,

"He's excited," you know,
"He's your uncle."

You know what's funny?
I was thinking about this, too,

this morning, how is it

that our Uncle Frank
is the first guy

-that sleeps
at our new apartment? -I know, that's what I'm saying.

I don't know, like, come on.

My mom, being the super-Gorilla
Glue of our family,

is trying to keep us together
as much as possible,

since we're all dispersed
across the country.

And I understand
my mom's intentions

of having my Uncle Frank
stay with us is very sweet,

but on the other hand,
it's a little weird.

SISTINE:
Sophia and I have never spent this much

alone time with Uncle Frank.

We are literally having
a sleepover with him.

For days.

We are so used to having

only just girls there
in our apartment.

So to now have

Frankster stay with us,

it's gonna cause a little bit
of chaos in our environment.

Do you think he's gonna want

-to hang out
with our girlfriends? -I do.

-I'm nervous.
-I am telling my girlfriends

to stay away,
and six feet apart.

(laughs)

(knocking on door)

-(Sistine gasps)
-Surprise.

-Oh!
-The Frankster's in town.

-Oh, how are you?
-Hey, baby.

SISTINE:
Welcome to our apartment.

-SOPHIA: Hi.
-FRANK: Hey.

Oh, what glasses.

-Hey, baby.
-I knew they were gonna

-come in strong.
-Mwah.

FRANK:
Well, I show up in New York,

and basically, my objective
is to kind of get myself

a gig in New York City.

But Jennifer insisted
that I stay with the girls.

I know I'm not welcome there,
'cause I'm, like,

Frankenstein crashing
on the couch.

SOPHIA:
We're surprised that you wanted to even...

SISTINE:
Stay with us, yeah, I was shocked.

-FRANK: Well,
I couldn't find any place. -Okay.

(exhales)
Uncle Frank. Let's see.

What did you-- oop.

SISTINE:
Oh! What was your plan?

-You're staying
with your nieces. -Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.
(chuckles)

(laughs)
What is wrong with you?

Wait, wait, wait.
Well, like the Boy Scouts,

"Be prepared at all times."

SISTINE:
I would have been happier

if he opened that suitcase

and I just saw
a severed hand in there.

-He's so gross.
-FRANK: I figure,

when they saw the condoms...

like a homecoming gift,
just like break the ice.

This is who I am, girls.

So, it's party time.

SISTINE:
You know what? We were really optimistic,

-and now you just killed it.
-No, I, uh...

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-FRANK: I, uh...

* Three, two, one,
you're so fun *

* The best thing
underneath the sun... *

-DEVICE: Access granted.
-SCARLET (English accent): Access granted.

(regular accent): We brought
a British person for you.

-LOUIS: Just for me?
-Yeah.

SCARLET:
Are you still nervous to see them?

LOUIS:
I'm excited to see your parents.

* You're the beautiful... *

-You got dogs here as well?
-SCARLET: It's Jennifer's children,

of course they're here.

We just started
our fall semester.

Me and Louis are finally
back together,

after the summer.

The last time Louis and I

saw each other
was four weeks ago.

The communication
is really hard.

He lives in London,

so there's obviously
a huge time difference.

But that's only the summer,

and I know we'll make up
for that lost time.

-JENNIFER: Oh!
My favorite people. -Oh! Mama!

-My favorite people. Hi.
-Mama, I missed you. -So good to see you again.

Hi, Louis.

-I'm so happy.
-Mom, you have packages.

-It's been so long.
-(dogs barking)

Oh, my God,
the dogs are barking.

They want you. There's Kitty.

Oh, no, no,
don't-don't touch the cat,

-'cause he's allergic.
-Keep that cat away.

-Why? You're allergic?
-I'm allergic to cats.

Yeah, he's allergic.

LOUIS:
How does it feel, though, to move,

like, after coming
back from L.A....

-I cannot wait
for it to be... finished. -JENNIFER: Finished?

Your dad and I are
seriously trying to, like,

get this house together.

So we make this our home base...

-Yeah.
-...and make it a home again, and make it a home

that you guys will all come back
and have, like,

-great memories here.
-Yeah.

JENNIFER:
With moving to Florida,

it's very scary leaving L.A.,
but I get a new project,

I get to create a new home
in a new state,

and I-I'm really excited
about the changes

I'm gonna make in it.

SCARLET:
Where's Dad?

Oh, he went to, uh,

go pick up something
he wanted to show Louis.

-Louis?
-LOUIS: Oh, fun.

-It's a surprise.
-No way.

Yeah, it's probably
a tiger or something.

-(laughs)
-Tiger? -LOUIS: Tiger?

(engine revving)

(horn honking)

JENNIFER:
Oh, wow.

SYLVESTER:
Hey.

-JENNIFER: How are you?
-SCARLET: That's insane.

They got the big cat
out of the shop.

-This is gorgeous.
-Doesn't it look good?

-You look so good in it, Sly.
-Thank you.

-Do you love this car, Louis?
-Oh, my God.

-Wow, this is insane.
-The car's so...

Here, get in.

JENNIFER:
This is a side of Sly

I've never seen before.

He really wants Louis

to get to know him

and him to get to know Louis.

They seem like
they're good buddies already.

-Yeah, yeah.
-LOUIS: These-these cars, I feel like old cars,

-the seats are always
more comfortable than new cars. -Always.

These seats are meant
to, like, go to sleep in.

Is it hard to drive,
being so long?

Yeah.

I-It's not easy.

-Take it round the track?
-(laughs): No way. No way.

-SCARLET: It would explode.
-No way.

It's been in the shop forever.

This is, like,
an ongoing project.

What year is this, honey?

-'59.
-Why did you choose '59?

'59 is the quintessential
Cadillac here.

A distinguished man
drives a Cadillac.

(exhales)
Well, I just ended that theory.

-You just ended...
-Yeah.

SCARLET:
Okay.

-All right, you guys have fun.
-Mom.

(engine starts)

Get up there, baby.

(engine revving)

* *

SISTINE:
What do you think people are thinking,

watching us walk down the street

-with you in the middle?
-They're thinking, "Who's that guy...

-Who's that guy impersonating
Sylvester Stallone?" -No,

"They look like prostitutes
next to him."

-Hi. Thank you.
-Hi, how you doing? -Good, good.

SISTINE:
I-I want to ask, how was that date

-that you went on
the other night? -It was cool.

-Oh, yeah.
-With Mom and Dad.

-Is there gonna be
a second date? -FRANK: I don't think so.

SISTINE:
Why?

-She thought I was
too old for her. -(laughs)

Oh, how the tables have turned.

Did that kill your ego?

FRANK:
Their mother set me up on a date,

and she's a lovely girl,
you know.

So, I-I hear you only date
younger women, though.

-What is that all about?
-Okay.

-That is not true.
-What is that all about?

And then, after dinner,
she told Jennifer,

"I thought Frank
was really great,

but he's too old for me."

I mean, it is hard,
but you know,

that's the beauty
of getting old,

like, nobody wants you.

Who knew we'd all be single
at the same time?

What do you think, uh,
my dating issue is,

-and Sophia's dating issue is?
-I'd say-- well, listen.

-Be brutally honest.
-This is what I think it is.

I think you both grew up
with two really strong parents

that are really both
hardworking, functioning people.

Your father's one of the biggest
movie stars in history.

Your mother's a great business
person, she's beautiful.

So it makes, uh,
the thing a little thin.

I think there's nothing wrong
with being choosy and picky

and knowing your self-worth
for what works for you.

We actually talk
about this a lot.

About what our next
few years look like.

After seeing Charlie,

I'm still gonna be open
to dating other people.

I definitely don't want

to rule him out,
but I'm still looking.

SOPHIA:
She had-- went on a horrible date recently.

-FRANK: She did?
-With some, like, New York...

-SISTINE: But we're saying,
if we met a guy... -...Upper East Side...

...and we moved in with him.

If you think your father
hates your boyfriends now...

-I don't think he would care.
-SOPHIA: I don't think he'd mind.

-I honestly don't.
-FRANK: I think it depends, like-like,

Scarlet's boyfriend Louis
is, like, a gentleman.

-Someone like that.
Not some guy... -SOPHIA: Yeah.

-...like, from New York
or whatever. -SISTINE: Well, I don't think

-I'd move in with a guy
from New York. -Yeah, I know you over there.

I asked Louis, I said,
"Do you have any brothers?"

He's like, "Just sisters,"
I'm like, "Ugh."

-Oh, boy. Here we go.
-Thank you.

We were talking about
beautiful young women,

-and you just appeared.
-SISTINE (laughs): Uh...

FRANK:
Uncle Frank.

SOPHIA:
That's our uncle. I'm sorry.

Yeah, these aren't my--
these are my nieces,

not my girlfriends, thank you.

-Cheers. To New York.
-Cheers.

SISTINE:
Are you excited for your first sleepover with us?

Yes.

All right, let's go see
what pajamas you brought.

-These are badass pajamas.
-Oh. -Let's do it.

* *

JENNIFER:
You know what I've been seeing?

There's a ton of turtles
right now.

-SCARLET: Turtles?
-Yeah, they're so cute.

-Is that a turtle or a rock?
-JENNIFER: It might be a-a turtle.

SCARLET:
My money, it's a rock.

SYLVESTER:
So what are you, like, growing this?

LOUIS:
Well, I try to go for the same style as you.

Who would do
something like that?

(laughs)
I can't take it off now.

If I take it off,
I look like a four-year-old.

No, no, you-- once this becomes

-kind of like a pet
after a while. -Yeah.

You know what I mean?
I think i-it's an improvement.

-It does...
-The less you see of me,

-the better I like it.
-(laughs)

SCARLET:
It's so weird because Dad

never really was the type
to get along with, you know,

-our boyfriends in the past.
-Yeah.

And I feel like Louis
and Dad are clicking.

I don't know if it's just me
or I really just hope

-that it's happening, but...
-I think he's really

creating a really nice bond
with Louis.

-Wait, why do you...
-It's, uh, really interesting, because most guys

that come over,
that you've brought home,

or your sisters have brought
home, are so intimidated.

-He, usually-- I know.
-They're, like, shaking.

SCARLET:
Do you think Louis's at all intimidated?

JENNIFER:
I think Louis is a cool cat.

LOUIS:
Can you start it up?

(engine starts, revs)

Yeah, I-I love this thing,
it's just...

When I was growing up--
I guess I was about 14--

-this was it.
-SCARLET: I'm shocked,

because I've never seen him say,

"Car-- I want to show you
my car," or something.

That's not like him,
'cause he's never done that

-with any other boyfriend.
-No. Sophia and Sistine's exes?

-I know.
-Never.

-I know, it's so cute.
-Never.

SCARLET:
I think my dad

has finally seen this side of me

where I am so invested
into this relationship.

And I finally found
someone that has

made me feel like I can be me.

So seeing him interact
with him like this

gives me great expectations
for this relationship.

-So what are you up to?
-Back to school.

Going up to third year now,
so it's, it's nice.

I'm getting so accustomed
to the life in America now.

-Is it?
-But I am falling in love with Miami.

-But more
the culture in general. -Yeah.

That I think I might even
stay here after college

and try and find a job
out here or something.

Truthfully, I've

never really interacted
with my daughters' boyfriends.

Mainly because I don't want to.

But there's something
about this kid that...

I just feel like he's,
he's a good guy.

You don't find an apartment,
you can always live in the car.

-With pleasure, with pleasure.
-Okay, take off.

-I'm gonna move this.
-All right.

* *

Sophia, we went from

going to his apartment one time

to him sleeping in ours.

-It's a little odd.
-It's so odd.

Hey, girls, do you have,
like, uh, any pillows?

Extra blanket
or something like that?

-What do he ask for, a Modelo?
-You want a beer?

-Pillow.
-I thought you said a Modelo.

Well, that comes
after the pillow.

SISTINE: That's exactly
what I'm bringing you.

Thank you, honey.
You know, this couch is actually

-very comfortable.
-I'm glad you're... (laughing)

I think when I die,
just embalm me

-and put, like, a coffin like--
-I was just gonna say you kind of look dead.

(laughs)

-He was a good man. He tried.
-(laughs, snorts)

-Yeah, here you go. Here you go.
-(laughing)

Now, I want you girls to say
something about your uncle.

(laughing)

I'm a bit annoyed that he has

to sleep on the couch
because it's a brand-new couch.

As long as his feet aren't
on the couch.

Maybe he can just hang them off.

Stallone men
in general have huge,

barbaric-looking feet.

Your skin's looking
a little dry from traveling.

-Yeah, so I have my kit.
-Let me get something. Hold on.

I think your face needs
something, like, whole face.

-Like a mask?
-Yeah. Ooh, calming mask.

I think you need to calm down.

The joys of being Uncle...

-Uncle Frankster.
-How is this going to fit over your head?

Wha... Christ... (mutters)

-You look so pretty.
-Wait, what?

Isn't that special?

Okay, don't talk.
This is gonna be hard for you.

There you go.

Just relax.

You look really good.

Halloween 14.

(laughter)

Usually, when we put
face masks on,

everyone looks just
aesthetically kind of pretty.

My Uncle Frank
looks like he's

The Silence of the Lambs
and he's about

to murder everybody
in our entire building.

-So we can FaceTime Mom.
-Okay.

Mom, where's Dad?
We killed Uncle Frank.

Look what we did to him.
We killed him.

Oh, my God.

Wait. Rest in peace.

SYLVESTER:
Oh, God.

Thank you.

SISTINE:
Bye.

* *

FRANK: I would never
walk up to anybody.

To this day, I'd be mortified

to walk up and ask
a girl for a date.

-SISTINE: I don't believe that.
-Oh, no.

Really?
'Cause last night you were

so hitting on our waitress.

I didn't hit on her.
I didn't say one word to her.

What do you mean?
You said several words to her.

Thank God you're here.

-Just the one I was looking for.
-I never said--

Can I get another Aperol spritz?

(stammers)
I never said that. I said,

-I said, "Hello. How you doing?"
-(laughs)

FRANK:
Okay. Come on, girls.

Look what awaits you.

A classic checker yellow cab.

SOPHIA:
Where do you find this stuff?

I know people.

* Want to free my mind,
want to be outside... *

FRANK:
I wanted to do a surprise

for the girls, so I was
thinking, "What can I do?"

Take them on the tour
of the haunts

that my brother and I used
to roam in New York City.

Girls, you ready for the tour?

-Let's do it.
-All right.

* Pray I wake up again... *

FRANK:
This is where it is, honey.

This is where
my brother and I lived

in the early '70s

for, like, $80 a month.

SISTINE:
This is so fun.

FRANK:
Now you see this hotel?

-BOTH: Yeah.
-That's where your dad worked

at the deli where he got fired.
It was called

-the Dover Hotel.
-SISTINE: Oh, my gosh.

And my stepparents
had an apartment there.

Of course, they never
let us stay there.

* What did I expect? *

FRANK: This theater was called
the Coronet Baronet Theater.

This is where Rocky premiered
on the east coast.

That afternoon, we went in
there, they had a sneak preview,

and I'm sitting there
with your dad,

and people started walking out.

He was devastated, going,
"Oh, my God,

it's a failure."
That night, when it opened,

you could hear the cheering
out on the street from inside

the theater. That's Sly and I

-in this theater. Rocky.
-BOTH: Wow!

That was the last moment
of anon-- anonminity.

Is that the word? I don't
know what the fuck it is.

Ano-- anonymity. Ano--

The fuck's wrong with me?

I think I did get hit too much.

This is so cool.

-Very cool.
-Isn't it wild?

SOPHIA:
My dad would tell us a little bit about his New York,

but it's so different
when you get to actually

see it in person, and it is
so great that my uncle took it

upon himself to do exactly that.

Music-musical legend
Frank Stallone.

-Frank...
-SOPHIA: Frank, sir!

FRANK: What are you
talking that guy for?

* *

JENNIFER:
Can you believe

your Uncle Frank is staying

-with your sisters in New York?
-SCARLET: Ew.

If Frank even stepped foot
into my apartment

and asked to sleep over...

What, are you gonna
put him in a hotel?

-Yes. Sounds great.
-No!

JENNIFER:
How is, how's school going?

Like, how is being a junior?

That's so weird to say.

I'm honestly
so ready to graduate.

-You already want to graduate.
-I want to graduate.

-You have two years left.
-I know.

But I want to be with Sophia
and Sistine in New York.

I'm going back and forth
in my head

whether I should stay in Miami.

I don't know if it's for me.

I love acting
and the film industry.

And I feel like
that L.A. and New York are

the best places to be.

If I leave,
then I leave the person I love.

I've just been thinking
a lot about,

you know, when you just
don't fit in somewhere

and you feel out of place,
and you just don't really

-like anything around you,
you know? -Yeah.

I am a little nervous
telling Louis about how I feel.

I've been putting off talking
about this with him for so long.

I know he wants to stay
in Miami after graduation,

so I don't know
how he's gonna react.

I feel like that if I was
in his shoes, I would be upset.

I envy Sophia and Sistine
that they live

in New York and--
because I know they're happy.

And I know they're thriving,
but, like, I'm not

thriving where I am.

I don't like to hear that,
honey. That's, like, terrible.

-I know...
-I really don't.

You'd be okay with me

if I wasn't happy in a place
and I wanted to leave?

-Of course, I mean,
your mental health... -Yeah.

...and your happiness
is more important than anything.

I'm just nervous because I need
to talk to Louis about it.

And the thing is,
I'm thinking about leaving

-sooner than graduation.
-You want--

You want to leave college
sooner?

-Yes.
-I don't agree with that.

I'm totally against Scarlet
dropping out of school.

She has the rest of her life
to work and grow up.

This is a time that
she's never able to get back.

I don't want
to be there anymore.

And that's the thing.
If I would leave Miami, Mom,

I would just move colleges
to New York.

Me thinking about that,
me addressing

that with Louis, I'm nervous

doing long distance
will ruin our relationship.

I know myself and I'm very bad

at these kind of conversations,
to the point where I try

to turn it on the other person,
make them wrong,

and it would give me
a way to leave.

Well, that's actually good
you're saying that,

because you understand
the problem.

Do you think
I should talk to him soon?

Don't talk to him
today or tomorrow.

See where you're at in a week.

'Cause it all may change.

-Okay.
-Okay?

Yeah, you're right.
You're right.

I know it's easier said
than done,

but this too shall pass.

I know, but the future
kind of scares me.

* *

Do you remember
when we took ballet?

And we got kicked
out of ballet school?

-First position.
-Sixth position.

BOTH:
Seven position.

Nine position.

-I have cramps.
-I don't want to, uh...

-Ooh! TMI.
-...interrupt your Adagio class, but, uh...

-SOPHIA: Are you out?
-Taking off, yeah, I'm going back, um...

-No...
-I had a great time.

I thought we really had
some really nice conversations

about the future, past,
and things like that.

-Yeah!
-That's so sweet. -Yeah, and it was really good.

-Yeah, we love
to talk to you, too. -I'm warming up to you.

Spending time in New York
with my nieces

was very enlightening to me,

'cause I really got
to know them better.

But I would definitely
enjoy visiting my nieces again.

Would they want me?
Probably not. No.

-And I can't wait
to see you soon. -Love you.

-Travel safe.
We'll see you soon. -I will.

-All right, baby.
-Yeah, we'll see you soon.

You know,
my hesitation was warranted.

But I'm really relieved
that my mom encouraged us

to do this
with my Uncle Frank because

this has been
the best experience I've had

with my Uncle Frank. This trip
has really brought us closer.

I've got to see a whole
new side of him and his past.

I think our relationship got
even better and we're closer.

And I think we understand
each other a little more now.

-Okay.
-All right. -Bye.

I expect a good report
to your parents.

-Okay.
-Oh, good, please.

-SOPHIA: Thank goodness.
-FRANK: There we go. -Wait.

(door closes)

* I was lost
in the future... *

Freedom!

-And then you got
to do, like, a slide. -No more smells.

-Like a slide across.
-No more boys.

Only females. Ow!

(laughing)

* I was lost in the future when
you brought me to music... *

-* You got that rhythm
in your pocket * -(laughing, shouting)

-* Baby... *
-You hit me!

KATHRYN: Hey, happy Rocky Day!
Please join me

in welcoming Sylvester Stallone!

-(cheering)
-Yo, Philly.

Sophia, it's not
like you're giving

a speech about quantum physics.

SOPHIA:
I cannot handle

standing up on stage,
potentially messing up

in front of an entire audience.

ANNOUNCER:
Sophia Stallone.

Um... Ooh, gosh. Okay.

* Come on now,
roll with the crazy *

* Dance like 1980 *

* Ooh, ooh *

* Roll with the crazy *

* Dance like 1980 *

* *

* Roll with me, baby *

* You ain't gonna save me *

* Ooh, ooh. *

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