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I got nothin'.
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Was that a kid?
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I thought our ghost
was an escaped convict.
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It is.
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It's blood.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Is it yours?
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No.
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Hamlet.
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Hamlet, come on.
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Uh, guys?
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Shh, Chad.
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It's a projection.
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What the shit?
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Can I help you?
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There's no
such thing as ghosts.
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Just cruddy old perverts,
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politicians,
and real estate developers.
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When we first got together,
we hunted ghosts.
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Sometimes aliens,
moss monsters,
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the occasional scary robot.
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Now we know what we're
really after is people...
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people with something to hide.
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People who want everyone
to think there are ghosts.
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My best friend Gwen and I
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co-founded the gang
our freshman year at Oberlin.
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She's a great partner
in business,
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and an even better partner
in fighting crime.
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Chad's our sound guy,
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and he also brings the van.
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He's the only one of us
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who actually believes
in the paranormal,
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so he's probably great
to have around
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in case we ever
find something real.
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Before we found him,
Floyd repaired robots
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at a haunted Showbiz Pizza
in Seattle.
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Now he's the rocking-est
resident gearhead
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a girl could ask for.
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Hamlet's his dog.
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Part Great Dane,
part something else,
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and all affection.
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He's the muscle.
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And I'm Nancy,
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just a few months shy of getting
my private detective's license,
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and already years
into debunking shady shit.
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We rip off the masks
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so the authorities
can slap on the cuffs.
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We're really good.
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We get to the bottom of things.
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Just ask these assholes...
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on visitors day...
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at the pen...
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in Huntsville.
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So, you think you busted up
a kiddy-porn ring, huh?
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We're so glad
you guys got here
when you did.
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The situation here was,
these guys had a cover story
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of a dead convict
haunting the place.
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Totally fake.
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We even bought high-8
and actually record the ghosts.
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We can surrender
those to you, if you want.
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They were
scaring everybody away
from ever coming in,
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so that nobody was finding out
what they were doing.
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Shut the fuck up!
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We've had this
staked out for months.
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Fuckin' months.
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We have videotape of them
bringing in the kids.
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Officer, we have...
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We have wiretaps!
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We were building a case.
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You waltz in
and fuck it all up.
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What do you think this is,
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some Saturday morning
cartoon show?
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I don't watch television.
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We're just doing our jobs.
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We're paranormal investigators.
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Oh, so you're Ghostbusters.
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You know what happens
to real detectives?
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They get killed!
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Listen, we got in there
before anything happened
to those kids, okay?
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Nothing happened to them
because of us.
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Yeah, where were you guys?
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Whoa, you didn't do shit
but taint evidence
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and fuck our investigation.
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These guys are gonna be
out before happy hour,
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probably at the carnival,
in line at the Zipper,
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if you know what I mean.
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What, are you trying to get
in touch with your inner child?
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Fuck your inner child.
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So I can call my parents again
and get a loan for us at 15%,
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but we haven't paid off
the last one yet.
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You still owe me money
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for one of those installments,
by the way.
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Do you guys think that that was
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cow's blood in there?
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It was pig's blood,
or something, you know?
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This is just total crap.
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And who does that?
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And you...
And you licked it.
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How were we supposed to know
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it was a sting operation, okay?
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I mean, what the hell?
It's total crap, right?
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Right?
It's total crap?
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Yes, it's total crap.
Yes.
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- Yes.
- It is total crap.
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Are we talking about the blood,
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or are we talking about...
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I think we're talking
about the situation.
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No, we're talking
about what happened today.
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Did you hear the way
those cops were
talking to us,
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like we were juveniles
or something?
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Well...
They weren't very nice.
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You save the kids
from pedophiles,
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and you don't
even get paid for it.
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How would you make
that sustainable?
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Well, I was thinking that maybe
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we should refine
our business model.
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That's a good idea.
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Okay, I agree,
but what do we do?
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I mean, how do we figure
out a way to?
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Nance, you have to look
on the bright side.
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We'll figure it out.
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I can call my parents anytime.
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No.
Remember that
department store job?
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I could work at the pool again.
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- Hello?
- Oh, Nancy.
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This is Mike Ryan from
Buford National Bank.
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Hi.
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Uh, calling about
our haunted house.
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Yes...
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It is potentially a paying job.
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By all means.
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All right, sir, I'm
gonna work on this.
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You have pig blood
all over you.
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We don't know
if it's pig blood.
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Ooh, you know what,
I didn't tell you
this, but...
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I don't have my period anymore.
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Oh, really?
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That's great.
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Do you think you can do
that for that price?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Nancy, that would
be really terrific,
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'cause, you know,
this ghost stuff,
you would not believe.
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It's just...
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We've seen some crazy stuff.
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Yeah, I mean, okay.
Can I ask you one thing?
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Um, this place is...
It's really bad, and,
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um, it's not like
I believe in ghosts
or anything like that,
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but you do have a...
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You do have
a contingency plan, right,
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just in case...
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Oh, no worries.
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I mean, we'll figure it out,
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whatever it is.
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Okay, great, 'cause, you know,
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you'd literally
be saving my life.
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Yeah.
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Shut up.
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Well, well.
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You guys want to be alone?
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Hello.
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What are you doin', buddy?
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What are you guys doing?
Just hanging out.
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Creepy.
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Um, were you just hanging out
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with the busboy out there?
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Who's your new friend?
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So I was stuck in this place
for four weeks.
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My face is peeling,
I can't take a shit.
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Okay.
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But it's cool, 'cause I'm
taking like 18 pills a day.
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Mm-hmm.
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18 pills a day...
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Look, I'm sorry.
Your card was declined.
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I tried it a couple times.
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It'd be like
I'm on the tit, right?
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- 'Cause it's for cash.
- Okay.
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That's great.
Yes.
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That's great. I can't
guarantee anything,
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but if you can put it to rest
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by the end of the weekend,
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I might be able to
work out a little bonus
for you, okay?
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That would be fantastic.
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Okay, okay, so
tomorrow we'll see you.
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Tomorrow.
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6:30, meet me
at the house?
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We can absolutely do that.
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Great. See you then.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Did you have a good call?
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Do you think every place
is your house?
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Help me.
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Those are like the kind of jobs
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that you're
not supposed to take,
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and you always take those jobs.
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I need money,
or you can't take a shit.
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But I couldn't... Okay!
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So you hustled?
You hustled, right?
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I hustled.
Yeah?
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Yeah?
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- Oh!
- Yeah!
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No, I'm not gonna work
here no more, man.
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What are you worried
about, Pedro?
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They're coming
this weekend, man.
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They're gonna prove
that there's no ghosts.
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Naw, Man.
Exterminados fantasmos, man!
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I'm not working here anymore.
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This house is fucked up, bro.
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What?
Come on.
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Hey! Pedro!
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Come on, man! Please!
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No more chupacabra,
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no more spirito,
no more diablo.
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Pedro!
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Manuel?
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Javier.
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Shit!
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All right.
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All right, you're
gonna be that way.
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Be that way.
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER
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COME ON OUT OF THERE.
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COME ON OUT OF THERE, MAN.
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All right, show yourself,
come on.
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Whoa!
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All right, where are you?
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Come on out of there.
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All right,
you gonna mess with me?
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Come on out
where I can see you.
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Come on, I'm ready for ya.
Let's go.
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Let's go!
Come on, show your face!
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Come on!
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Aah!
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♪ Now maybe
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♪ I didn't mean
to treat you bad ♪
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All right.
Old Kyser place,
let's talk about it.
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Um, it was built in 1913.
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There's been a history
of some reported
Satanic activity
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going on over the years.
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Cult rituals,
that sort of thing.
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What kind of Satanists?
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Aleister Crowley
or Anton Lavey?
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Uh, I don't think the bank's hip
to that sort of thing, Gwen.
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Um, it sat vacant
for a little while
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till the bank hired
some maintenance crews
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and construction guys,
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but they keep
getting scared away
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because of all the weird stuff
that's going on.
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Did they order
a full package
or a half package?
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Full package, baby.
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Yeah. That's
my little saleslady.
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- What's wrong, Chad?
- Are you scared?
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No, I'm just...
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I'm having a little trouble
with the accelerator.
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Is that what that noise is?
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Did you touch the accelerator?
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No, I changed the oil
and put, uh,
antifreeze in it.
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I didn't ask you
to change the antifreeze,
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because it's
an air-cooled engine.
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I...
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Equipment, what do we got?
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Um, we got tapes,
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but we need a shitload
of nine-volts though...
263
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,744
It sorta...
It smells weird.
264
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:53,945
Chad, what are you doing?
265
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,313
Yeah, well, we gotta pull over.
266
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,715
There's something wrong
with the car.
267
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,183
Hold on, we gotta pull over.
268
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,517
Where are we?
269
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,086
Wait, we're stopping here?
270
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,831
Ah, I hate this.
271
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,871
Shit.
272
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,175
I changed this.
It's antifreeze.
273
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,643
You, you put the oil in...
It's antifreeze...
274
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:26,878
You put oil in it.
275
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,179
I don't drive your van, man.
276
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,314
This is any car.
277
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,648
Any car is like this.
278
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,117
No, man,
I fix robots, not vans.
279
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,785
Robots have
engines, don't they?
280
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,654
No, they don't have antifreeze.
281
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,796
Are you sure
you put it in here?
282
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,097
No, I mean, I put it
in front of this thing.
283
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,866
Ah, Jesus.
Are you on drugs, Floyd?
284
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,801
Well, that doesn't look good.
285
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:53,138
Looks like you might
need some coolant
or something.
286
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,307
Yeah, we've
definitely seen
better days.
287
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,209
Be happy to take a look.
288
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,412
Officer, do you know how far
it is to the Kyser place?
289
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,715
Yeah, actually
there's a pretty
good Mexican place
290
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,049
just up the road.
291
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,619
Um, they have
really good enchiladas.
292
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,089
And there's a pretty nice
little reasonable motel
293
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,924
that's attached to it, so...
294
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:16,194
Oh, no, again, we don't...
We don't need a motel.
295
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,729
We stay the night,
it's what we do.
296
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,330
It's part of our job, so...
297
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,000
It's like video surveillance
throughout the nighttime.
298
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,802
It's part of our deliverables.
299
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,537
Oh, yeah, I guess they
did mention something
300
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,405
about that, yeah.
I guess I thought...
301
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,941
I thought they would
send... maybe send
someone with you,
302
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,843
like a security guard.
303
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,845
Oh, well, that's not necessary.
304
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,180
We don't need that.
305
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,282
I mean, this is our job.
It's what we do.
306
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,184
Yeah, we can take
care of ourselves.
307
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,186
But, I mean, do you have
any sort of suggestions
308
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:44,022
or information
that you think we might
need to know that...
309
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,090
I would suggest
staying at the motel.
310
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,792
Oh...
311
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:51,062
Yeah, I really don't
think they've told y'all
312
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,397
enough about the place.
313
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:56,801
So how long you been
into this paranormal stuff?
314
00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:00,505
Oh, you know,
just, like, since college.
315
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,609
I bet you wanted to be a cop
ever since you were a kid.
316
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:09,380
Ah, I don't know.
It's my job.
317
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,002
Wow.
318
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,912
Wow!
319
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,384
I mean, it's amazing.
320
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,685
It's all right.
321
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:51,956
This is beautiful.
322
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,226
This place is
totally fuckin' haunted.
323
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,030
You think the water's
okay to drink?
324
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,033
Yeah.
Yeah, it tastes fine.
325
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:15,480
Maybe the guy from the bank
is here already.
326
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,216
Yeah, I didn't see
any other cars,
327
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:21,452
so I think
you guys might be
on your own, actually.
328
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,421
Oh, that's fine.
329
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,889
That's not a problem.
330
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,527
I have a little bit of time.
331
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,930
I could show you around
a little bit if you want.
332
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,232
Yeah. Yeah, that
would actually be great.
333
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,034
I'm sure you'd be better at it
334
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,702
than the guys
from the bank anyway.
335
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,003
Yeah, maybe.
336
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,405
You know, it looks
like the bank's
337
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,140
actually done a pretty good job
of cleaning it up,
338
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,309
because they want to sell it.
339
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,245
But they can't keep
maintenance people around.
340
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:51,582
Hence, a pile of sticks
on the floor.
341
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,351
That's a pentagram.
342
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,121
Yeah, that figures.
343
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,657
Kids are always
breaking in here
with their Ouija boards,
344
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,092
doing their little ceremonies,
345
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,328
trying to scare each other.
346
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,463
Do you know
what kind of occult practices
347
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,131
they're using?
348
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,567
Uh, sticks
on the floor, I guess.
349
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,806
Apparently, a place
is empty long enough,
350
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,574
they forget
it's private property.
351
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,311
Do you know any actual history
352
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,746
about the place
that you could tell us?
353
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,348
It actually has a pretty
interesting history.
354
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,350
There are these people,
the Kysers,
355
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,185
buy the place
back in the fifties
356
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,320
after they come
into a bunch of oil money,
357
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,955
which they apparently took as
358
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,224
some kind of sign
from God or something.
359
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,060
They have this big conversion,
360
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,029
and they have some vision
361
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,965
that this is holy ground
or something,
362
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,768
so they buy the place,
put up a church.
363
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,969
What kind of church?
364
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,904
It was, uh...
It was Christian.
365
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:51,909
Did have a little
bit of Eastern religion
mixed in there.
366
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,344
It was actually pretty popular
367
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,980
with people from
the town for a while.
368
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,749
And then it became unpopular.
369
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,384
Why is that?
370
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,219
Well, you know, some
of the people from town
371
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,887
got weirded out, I guess,
372
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,990
by the whole
Eastern religion thing.
373
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,792
People started saying
it was a cult.
374
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,295
It was around that time
that the county decided
375
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,898
they wanted to take
the land to build a mall.
376
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,968
That fireplace is
off the charts.
377
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,737
They had a little school here
378
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,372
that went with their church.
379
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,640
Wasn't bad.
380
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,743
Parents actually had me
out here for a little while.
381
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,412
You went to school here?
382
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,148
Yeah, I was in class
with their daughter Mona.
383
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,116
She wasn't a bad kid.
384
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,852
But, uh, yeah, until
my parents pulled me out.
385
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,487
Oh, yeah?
Why is that?
386
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,257
Well,
supposedly the Kysers were
pretty nasty drunks
387
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,692
before their
whole religious conversion.
388
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:45,863
So I guess with the cult rumors
and the, uh, land dispute,
389
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,332
they, uh, got back
on the sauce,
390
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:51,736
and their kids
started showing up places
391
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,873
with weird marks
on their faces,
shit like that.
392
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,942
So they liked to party, huh?
393
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,978
You do the math.
394
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:09,020
Anyway,
there's a really cool
staircase over here.
395
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,627
Some really nice
metalwork right here.
396
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,262
Pretty ornate.
397
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,764
Yeah, I was... I was
thinking the same thing.
398
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,132
It's pretty ornate.
399
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,000
Solid oak banister,
too, I believe.
400
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,969
So whatever happened
to the Kyser family?
401
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:30,308
Uh, all that stuff
with the land dispute
and the cult stuff
402
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,009
just kind of got
more and more ugly,
403
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,445
and, uh, next thing you know,
404
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,782
people are saying
that they're Satanists.
405
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,853
They're trying to indoctrinate
kids into Satanism,
406
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:44,155
involving them
in animal sacrifices.
407
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,892
I never saw
any animal sacrifices, but...
408
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,995
Now, obviously, no mall.
409
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,030
Who is this guy?
410
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,936
So people
started saying the state
411
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,304
should take custody
of the kids,
412
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,106
and, next thing you know,
413
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:05,977
Mona and Frankie Kyser
disappear.
414
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,745
And, naturally,
everyone starts saying
415
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,983
that their parents sacrificed
their kids to the Devil
416
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,818
and burned them up
in the incinerator.
417
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,755
Police show up
a few days later
to investigate,
418
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,124
nobody's here,
419
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,793
and, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Kyser
420
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:27,465
turn up in a motel room
a few miles away, dead.
421
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,735
Mrs. Kyser had her head
bashed in with a TV,
422
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:34,071
and Mr. Kyser had, uh,
blown his brains out.
423
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,374
Blah!
Aah!
424
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,142
God damn it, Floyd!
425
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:42,213
Kids come in here and get
all high on whatever,
426
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:45,183
say they see ghosts, demons.
427
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,654
Kid fell out this window
and broke his neck.
428
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,328
We gotta put
a camera in this room.
429
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,398
They found a leg over here.
430
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,134
Has anyone lived
here since the Kysers?
431
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,669
Yeah, about 15 years ago,
432
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,070
there was a couple
that lived here.
433
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,705
What happened to them?
434
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,373
They died.
435
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,977
Multiple stab wounds
to each other.
436
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,913
In the kitchen is
where we found them.
437
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,349
Well, this place is fucked up.
438
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,886
It's a pain in my ass,
tell you that much.
439
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:27,124
There's people say
that the Kysers opened
up a gate to Hell.
440
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,060
I don't know about that,
441
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,196
but if you guys
find it, maybe you can
charge admission.
442
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:47,778
Gate to Hell, gate to Hell.
443
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,047
Gate to Hell, that's it!
This place is evil.
444
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,515
The Kysers were Satanists,
445
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,618
so they they built their school
on hallowed ground
446
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,120
and indoctrinated
the children into blood rituals
447
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,521
so they could open
a gate to Hell.
448
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:58,990
They fear God.
449
00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,424
Oh, my God.
My God!
450
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,659
They sacrificed
their own children
451
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,361
to appease
the Prince of Darkness!
452
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,662
They will possess
the weak-minded.
453
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:05,796
I must warn Floyd!
454
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,565
I must not fear. Must not fear.
I must not fear.
455
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,468
Fear.
Fear is the mind killer.
456
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,779
Guys!
457
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,457
Yeah, so what'd
you think so far?
458
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,259
I think it's amazing.
459
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,094
I'm really excited.
460
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,664
Well, I know what
you're gonna say next.
461
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,665
That, you know...
462
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,866
Oh.
463
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,235
You're professionals,
and this is what you do...
464
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,404
You got it.
And you're fine,
465
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,905
staying here all night,
466
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:52,143
but I wouldn't mind stopping by
when my shift is over,
467
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,778
if that's okay.
468
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,112
Yeah.
469
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,280
It would make me feel better.
470
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,448
This place is for real, guys.
471
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,549
Why don't we put
a camera on him?
472
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,551
Can you not do that, please?
473
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,053
Are they flirting?
474
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,120
Nope.
475
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,955
Are you jealous?
476
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,258
No, I'm over that.
477
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,259
Okay.
478
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:09,493
I have my card here,
479
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,162
if you need anything
in the meantime.
480
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:15,533
It does have
my car phone number,
481
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,101
as well as my office phone.
482
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,235
Got it.
483
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:22,540
So if you need anything at all,
484
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,975
feel free to call
either of those numbers.
485
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,977
All right, I will.
486
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,245
I'm sure we'll be fine.
487
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:31,782
Okay, well...
488
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,417
I'll see you later.
489
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,019
All right, I'll see you later.
490
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,153
Okay, bye.
491
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,621
Bye.
492
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,563
Okay, before we go any further,
493
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,698
can we just acknowledge
494
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,634
that there's really
something in this house
that's real?
495
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:52,737
There's something here,
and we're gonna
capture it.
496
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:54,071
If we're gonna
capture something,
497
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,573
it's gonna happen
tonight, okay?
498
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:56,907
Yeah, listen,
absolutely, I agree.
Can you not do that?
499
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,776
Hey, Floyd...
You're a fucking child!
500
00:22:58,778 --> 00:22:59,977
Would you go find where
to turn the electricity on,
501
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,245
so we can get to work?
502
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:02,246
Please?
503
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:03,314
All right.
Thank you.
504
00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:04,448
Goin' to work.
505
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,016
Come on, Hamlet.
See?
506
00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:09,653
Come on, Hambone.
507
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:17,228
Our work's never done, man.
508
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,296
Let's go.
509
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:28,539
Huh.
510
00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:31,509
"Hey, Floyd,
go turn on the power.
511
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,245
"Hey, Floyd, fix the van.
512
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:37,314
Hey, guys, go fuck yourself."
513
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,153
Huh.
514
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,355
Well, I don't see shit.
515
00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:47,057
Hey, check it out, Hambone.
516
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:52,563
It's the Kyser family
incinerator.
517
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,702
Here, kiddy, kiddy.
518
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:01,672
Well, there definitely was
not a party in here.
519
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:10,714
Well, this is creepy.
520
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,820
What the fuck?
521
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:25,095
Huh.
522
00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:31,936
Chad?
523
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:38,309
Hi.
524
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:39,543
I'm gonna grab some things.
525
00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:40,878
I'm telling you, babe,
526
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,980
I felt something
in that first room,
527
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:43,814
the dining room,
528
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,449
unlike any of the other places.
529
00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,318
Did you feel it right here?
530
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,819
No, I didn't
feel it back there.
531
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,020
I'm telling you.
I told you so...
532
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,583
You sure? Maybe you
felt it right, oh...
533
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:09,406
Huh.
534
00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:14,411
Goddamn flashlight.
535
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,586
I can promise
you this, Hambone.
536
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,593
We are not going in there.
537
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:37,334
Can we please not stay
in the pentagram room?
538
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,503
This looks exactly
like the pentagram
539
00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:41,005
in the '52 incident
in Manhattan Beach.
540
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:42,139
You guys remember it?
541
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:43,707
It wasn't facing north,
just like this one.
542
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,209
This one's facing north.
543
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,677
North-ish.
544
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:49,580
It looks like a soccer
ball made out of twigs.
545
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,115
No, this is the top,
right here.
546
00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,517
Floyd, did you put
lights on my microphone?
547
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:55,252
Yes, I did.
548
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:57,655
I thought they'd match
your sweater vest, Chadwick.
549
00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,624
Jeez. Thanks.
550
00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:49,306
Blah!
Aah!
551
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:50,975
Shit.
552
00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:54,144
No, Floyd, I need it more...
553
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:56,614
It's fine.
It's all the way open.
554
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:58,415
I need it more
to the right.
It's fine.
555
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:00,417
I really think it's important
to get the bathroom over here.
556
00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:03,020
It's all the way open, and
it's wide, Crimson, okay?
557
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:04,388
Let it go.
Oh, you know what?
558
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:05,589
This is what I do.
559
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:06,957
Please, really
don't call me that.
560
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,258
What do you
want me to call you?
561
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,227
Come on, we got
more lights to set up.
562
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:11,261
Aw!
563
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:30,280
Hello?
Can you hear me?
564
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,753
Hello?
Can you hear me?
565
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:42,192
Can you hear me?
566
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:08,986
Is that you, Mona?
567
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,790
Mona Kyser?
568
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:18,395
May I speak to Mona
or Frankie Kyser?
569
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:46,917
Spirits of this house,
please give me a sign.
570
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,121
Spirits of this house,
571
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:55,225
if you can hear me,
knock two times.
572
00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:58,395
Chad?
573
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,938
Mona?
574
00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:23,854
Mona?
575
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:27,291
Are you singing to me, Mona?
576
00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:36,166
Would you like to sing for me?
577
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,434
My name is Chad.
578
00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:43,507
Mona?
579
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:46,910
What?
580
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:56,220
Sing to me again.
581
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:09,833
Aah!
582
00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:11,902
There's something
that we don't understand
583
00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,203
that is going on in this house.
584
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,405
This place is dangerous, okay?
585
00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:18,242
- We need to get out of here.
- Worry too much.
586
00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:20,444
Gwen, look, I... I can't
stay here. I'm gonna go.
587
00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:21,712
You can stay here.
I want you to stay here.
588
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,213
Are you serious?
589
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,848
I'm gonna take the van.
What are you afraid of?
590
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:26,416
I'll be back
in the morning, I'm sorry.
591
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:27,651
- I just cannot do it.
- Hey, my shit's in that van.
592
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:28,852
I'm gonna leave.
593
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:30,020
Don't be a pussy.
I'm sorry.
594
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:32,022
Hey.
Okay, hey, hey, hey.
595
00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:34,191
Yeah, what?
Okay.
All right, okay.
596
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,897
Maybe there is something.
597
00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:42,432
I'm not... I'm not saying
that there is,
598
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,101
but what if there is?
599
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:47,304
What if there is,
and what if we find it
600
00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:50,407
and record it
and can verify it?
601
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,541
Floyd!
602
00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,277
What if we can do that?
603
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,479
And that would
be worth so much more.
604
00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:56,847
It's not about money.
605
00:31:56,849 --> 00:31:58,048
This is not
about money right now.
606
00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,483
Okay, it's not about money.
607
00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:01,852
What is the one thing
you told me you've wanted
608
00:32:01,854 --> 00:32:04,421
ever since you were a kid, huh?
609
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:05,622
The one thing?
610
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,958
Uh, antifreeze.
611
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,227
He wants antifreeze
for his vagina.
612
00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:13,997
That you wanted to see a ghost.
613
00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:17,768
And now, it's a possibility.
614
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,469
Are you seriously telling me
615
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,406
that you're willing
to just give it up right now
616
00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:23,540
when you're so close?
617
00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,610
I mean...
618
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,312
Please stay.
619
00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:39,356
Okay.
620
00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:40,924
Okay.
621
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:45,462
Remember when it used
to be just me and you?
622
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,596
I mean, it was us.
623
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,966
Is this about me and Chad?
624
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,567
Come on, Gwen.
625
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:51,635
Or is it about Floyd?
626
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,370
Because I warned you about him.
627
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:55,405
Okay, well, I warned
you about Chad.
628
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:58,642
Yeah, but Chad and I
are still together.
629
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:01,278
Yeah, I am painfully
aware of that.
630
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,014
Guess we've gone
a little Scooby-Doo.
631
00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:05,649
We used to be more
like The Galloping Ghost.
632
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,317
Mm-hmm.
633
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,654
Two girls conquering
the world's unsolved mysteries.
634
00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:14,191
I thought you
never watched television.
635
00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:17,260
I don't.
636
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:11,681
Why don't you give me a treat?
637
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,183
I fed Hamlet.
638
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:29,966
He was hungry.
639
00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:36,206
Mmm, this tastes good.
640
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:41,545
Why don't you give me a treat?
641
00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:45,715
Are you okay?
642
00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:53,123
I'm a good boy.
643
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:58,662
Nancy's my favorite,
but Floyd feeds me,
644
00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:01,465
'cause I'm a good boy.
645
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:02,699
I'm a good boy!
646
00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:05,769
Scratch me.
647
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:09,039
Just behind my ear,
it's my spot.
648
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:11,508
Want to go chase a car?
649
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:12,709
I like chasing cars.
650
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:16,046
Fuck you!
651
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:24,221
Don't fuckin' touch me.
652
00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,623
I'm cool, man.
653
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,225
I'm cool, I'm cool.
654
00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:29,893
Don't you fuckin' touch me.
655
00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:31,795
I'm cool, man.
Don't.
656
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:35,599
I'm cool, I'm cool,
I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool.
657
00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:39,769
I'm cool.
658
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:42,973
I'm cool, man.
659
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:44,808
Okay.
660
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:47,444
Whoo, all right, I am feeling
661
00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:49,779
a little buzzy from that cig.
662
00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:51,448
Yeah, we never
should have quit.
663
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:52,516
No kidding.
664
00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:54,684
Help me up.
665
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:55,852
Fuck!
666
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:58,989
Oh, my God, did...
667
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,257
Oh, my God.
Well, we have light.
668
00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,725
We have light.
Give me that.
669
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:02,726
Is Chad upstairs?
670
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:05,128
I...don't think so.
671
00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,297
We did not turn on the lights.
672
00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:09,166
This guy is fuckin' possessed!
673
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:10,200
Oh, come on.
674
00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,234
The lights came on somehow
675
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:12,369
that had nothing to do with us!
676
00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:14,304
I'm not possessed
It was a joke.
677
00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:16,106
I'm telling you, this place
is fucking haunted, man!
678
00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:17,307
We came to
a fuckin' haunted house!
679
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:18,975
This is a real
fucking haunted house!
680
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,577
Chad, chill out it's okay.
681
00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:22,312
I'm telling you, man,
this is a fucking crazy place.
682
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:24,014
Floyd, did you
turn the electricity on?
683
00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:25,182
No...
Yeah, okay, look.
684
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,249
It's just a joke.
685
00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:27,350
We're just gonna calm down,
686
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,818
and we're gonna go upstairs.
687
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,387
Someone turned the lights on,
it wasn't us.
688
00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:31,621
We're gonna figure out
who it was.
689
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:32,455
Oh, God!
690
00:36:32,457 --> 00:36:33,857
Maybe it was a ghost.
God!
691
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,425
Wouldn't that be interesting,
if it was a ghost?
692
00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:36,560
Come on.
693
00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:37,827
I need you
to tell me right now,
694
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:38,895
are you fucking with him again?
695
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:39,963
I need you to tell me.
696
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:41,031
No.
697
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:42,365
Don't be scared, Chad.
698
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,768
Hey, Floyd,
suck my fuckin' cock.
699
00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:46,603
He's just a scaredy-cat.
700
00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:49,439
Floyd, are you
fucking with him?
701
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:52,242
Yeah.
702
00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:53,443
You're fucking with him?
703
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,579
Yeah, totally.
Don't fuck with him.
704
00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,147
It's funny, though.
705
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,186
But I didn't
turn on the lights.
706
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:25,775
Did you hear that?
707
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:27,978
Nope.
708
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:29,546
I heard something.
709
00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:38,154
That's the window
the kids fell out of.
710
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:41,891
Man.
711
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,660
Séances are weird.
712
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:48,598
You know, they get all
these leaves from someplace.
713
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,601
It's like, they just want
to connect with something.
714
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,136
That's the same paraphernalia
715
00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:55,739
from that '74 incident
in Munich.
716
00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:57,073
These kids aren't
fucking around.
717
00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:58,341
They bring in this stuff,
718
00:37:58,343 --> 00:37:59,809
and they sit there,
and they actually chant.
719
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:01,244
They actually call up
something evil.
720
00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:05,215
No, they just want
to connect with stuff.
721
00:38:05,217 --> 00:38:07,684
I love that you know
about these things,
722
00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:09,386
and I also...
723
00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,354
I love that you can
feel things, Chad, you know?
724
00:38:11,356 --> 00:38:13,390
Because I don't feel
that stuff.
725
00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:15,191
I wish I did that.
I don't do that.
726
00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:17,961
I'm always thinking, you know?
727
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:22,565
I just want to feel things.
728
00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:24,934
And you don't think.
729
00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:27,237
You're not always thinking
all the time, like me.
730
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,471
You know,
I'm always in my mind.
731
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,874
I don't feel.
I don't just like...
732
00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:32,375
feel things.
733
00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:33,576
You feel things.
734
00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:34,611
No, I don't.
735
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:38,214
No, cold spots.
Hot spots, right?
736
00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:40,450
See, you walk into
a room in this house,
737
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:42,619
and it's like somebody
turned up the thermostat.
738
00:38:44,189 --> 00:38:47,691
You know, I start...
I start sweating, and, uh,
739
00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:51,795
as I have these, like,
heart palpitations
or something.
740
00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:53,697
And it's just like,
there's just something...
741
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,900
There's... There's
something really
significant going on.
742
00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:59,569
You know, I just want to feel
like I'm inside of this place.
743
00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:02,605
I just want to be close.
I just want to love.
744
00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:05,542
Oh, I just want to be
so close to it.
745
00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,477
I want to be like an insect,
746
00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:09,212
and all of my six legs
are gonna gonna touch
747
00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:11,014
the whole inside of this house.
748
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:14,551
Uh...
749
00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:16,453
What...
750
00:40:19,316 --> 00:40:22,452
It's just kids. Ahem.
751
00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:34,397
There ain't shit going on.
752
00:40:43,707 --> 00:40:44,974
All right.
753
00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:48,344
Put some music on.
754
00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:03,393
All the virgins
in all the stories,
755
00:41:03,395 --> 00:41:06,129
all the virgins,
they were sacrificed.
756
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:10,934
Pull it tighter.
757
00:41:12,002 --> 00:41:15,705
Look at me.
758
00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:23,980
Whoo.
759
00:41:47,638 --> 00:41:51,040
♪ I've got this feeling
760
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:53,776
♪ You've got the tools
761
00:43:12,389 --> 00:43:14,490
That's a party.
762
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:31,007
Come on!
Creepy shit!
763
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,408
Creepy shit!
764
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:41,584
Chad, you look
like you're on fire.
765
00:43:52,863 --> 00:43:54,197
Chad, you all right?
766
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,567
There was a creep.
767
00:43:57,569 --> 00:43:59,936
Nance, what the fuck?
768
00:44:03,407 --> 00:44:04,607
Ah, fuck!
769
00:44:04,609 --> 00:44:06,209
What the fuck?
770
00:44:14,451 --> 00:44:17,086
Stupid fucking cunt!
771
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,458
Hey, man, tell me there was
a fuckin' ghost or demon
772
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,693
who set my fuckin' van on fire!
773
00:44:23,695 --> 00:44:24,894
No, I was going
up there to tell you guys
774
00:44:24,896 --> 00:44:25,962
there was something
in the fucking room!
775
00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:27,430
Why the fuck did you do that?
776
00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,265
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
777
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:30,833
You're completely right.
778
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:32,935
It is all my fault, and I
am a stupid fucking cunt.
779
00:44:32,937 --> 00:44:34,137
No, you can't
talk to Nancy like that.
780
00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:36,973
You used my fucking
equipment and my van
781
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:38,841
to try and disprove
something I believe in,
782
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,743
so I'm the big
fucking joke tonight!
783
00:44:40,745 --> 00:44:43,246
I'm gonna make it right!
I'm gonna fix it!
784
00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:44,480
Good, you should!
785
00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:45,648
Okay!
You guys
need to calm down!
786
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:47,216
Look, it's not your fault.
787
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:48,885
Yes, it is my fault,
and I'm really sorry.
788
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:50,153
You fucking try
to disprove it every day!
789
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:51,788
You are making
a fucking joke of me!
790
00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:53,456
I'm a big fucking joke!
791
00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,124
Everyone thinks it's hilarious.
792
00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:57,427
Would you listen to me?!
I'm gonna make it better!
793
00:44:57,429 --> 00:44:58,761
No!
Hey, guys?
794
00:44:58,763 --> 00:45:00,396
Hey, guys! Hey!
795
00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,831
Hey!
You're not a joke!
796
00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:02,899
Hey!
797
00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:04,233
So when I was working
on the van
798
00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:06,169
and you guys were
chatting with the cop,
799
00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:07,904
I got rid of my stash.
800
00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:10,573
I threw my pipe in the cooler,
801
00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:13,409
and I put my bag of acid
in this Thermos.
802
00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,711
Fuck, Floyd.
803
00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:16,746
I filled that with water.
804
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,849
We're on acid, Floyd?!
805
00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:21,084
It's cool.
It's okay!
806
00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:22,885
It's okay!
It's low-grade stuff!
807
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,253
It means we're tripping balls!
808
00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,655
Okay, okay, okay.
We're just seeing shit!
809
00:45:25,657 --> 00:45:27,223
Look, look.
That's all it means!
810
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,791
This is good news!
811
00:45:28,793 --> 00:45:31,160
So what you're telling
me is that the van
812
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:34,130
could potentially
not be on fire
out there right now?
813
00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:35,732
No, I'm not saying that.
The van's on fire.
814
00:45:35,734 --> 00:45:37,900
I'm saying you guys
are tripping balls,
815
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,302
and it's cool... No, no!
816
00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:40,336
Fucking asshole!
817
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,437
Hey! Hey!
No!
818
00:45:41,439 --> 00:45:42,605
You have fucked me!
819
00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:43,906
You have fucking lost it, man!
820
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,374
Don't fucking touch me!
821
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:46,642
You need to calm down!
822
00:45:46,644 --> 00:45:47,944
You're a whore, okay?
823
00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,512
You guys just need
to calm down.
What?
824
00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:50,580
It's low-grade shit.
You're a whore.
825
00:45:50,582 --> 00:45:51,981
I'm gonna fucking kill you
826
00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:52,982
before the night's over, man!
827
00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:54,283
No, you guys are tripping!
828
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:56,119
Motherfucker,
I will fucking kill you
829
00:45:56,121 --> 00:45:57,754
if you come near me again!
830
00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:59,622
All right.
Fucking asshole.
831
00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:01,124
I'm out.
832
00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:03,826
What did you call me, Chad?
833
00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:06,295
I called you a whore.
834
00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:11,701
I'm gonna assume this is
coming out of... you're upset?
835
00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:15,371
No, it's coming out
of you being a whore.
836
00:46:16,807 --> 00:46:20,610
Don't you ever
call me that again.
837
00:46:20,612 --> 00:46:23,045
I'm gonna go get
our clothes now,
838
00:46:23,047 --> 00:46:27,150
and when I get back,
I expect an apology.
839
00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:33,256
God damn you!
840
00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:36,225
Fuck!
841
00:46:37,427 --> 00:46:38,861
Fuck!
842
00:46:54,378 --> 00:46:56,179
Nancy.
Floyd.
843
00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:57,413
Look, fuck Chad.
844
00:46:57,415 --> 00:46:59,348
He's a dumb-ass.
He doesn't know shit.
845
00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:00,783
Just go back inside, okay?
846
00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:02,018
I don't even know why
you're coming out here.
847
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:03,886
Look, I'm sorry about the van.
848
00:47:03,888 --> 00:47:05,588
I'm sorry about the van.
849
00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:07,089
I'm sorry about the acid.
850
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:10,560
You're just fli...
You're flipping out.
851
00:47:10,562 --> 00:47:12,161
You're just tripping.
It's cool, calm down.
852
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,930
Okay, I just don't know
why you're out here.
853
00:47:13,932 --> 00:47:15,998
I just want you
to go back inside, okay?
854
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,268
I just want to be
out here by myself.
855
00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:20,436
What are you doing?
856
00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:21,804
I'm standing here.
857
00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:24,240
I'm gonna sleep
in the fucking fountain.
858
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:29,946
You're not gonna sleep
in the fountain.
859
00:47:29,948 --> 00:47:31,914
Yeah, I am. I'm gonna
sleep in the fountain.
860
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:33,749
All right, then
I'm gonna stay with you.
861
00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,151
No, don't stay with me.
862
00:47:35,153 --> 00:47:37,687
I don't need you to stay
with me, all right?
863
00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:39,522
I don't even know
why you would want to.
864
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,490
I'm fucking everything up.
865
00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:42,892
Everyone is here because of me.
866
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:45,228
Everything is my fault.
867
00:47:47,164 --> 00:47:51,701
Look, I'm here because of you.
868
00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:53,102
Yeah.
869
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:54,470
Don't.
870
00:47:54,472 --> 00:47:57,840
I know that sucks,
but I'm here 'cause of you.
871
00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:01,377
It's okay.
Will you calm down?
872
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,646
It's gonna be fine.
873
00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:06,015
Just concentrate on my voice.
874
00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:07,817
Just calm down.
875
00:48:07,819 --> 00:48:10,686
See? Just have fun.
876
00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:12,388
Just have fun.
877
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,357
It's okay.
878
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:20,997
You sure?
879
00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:23,532
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
880
00:48:43,787 --> 00:48:47,657
Well, I predicted it, didn't I?
881
00:48:47,659 --> 00:48:49,358
Yeah.
I mean, I didn't know.
882
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,060
Like, it just seemed like...
You didn't know?
883
00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:52,561
I told you this place
was dangerous.
I know.
884
00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:54,230
And now we're here,
and we're stuck here.
885
00:48:54,232 --> 00:48:56,132
But you get
that feeling a lot, Chad.
886
00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:57,833
Like, I can't believe
that every single time
you get a feeling.
887
00:48:57,835 --> 00:48:59,402
I made it a big deal.
I made it clear.
888
00:48:59,404 --> 00:49:00,436
Yeah.
889
00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:01,604
So we're stuck.
890
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:03,205
I know.
891
00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:06,676
Look, what are we doing here?
892
00:49:06,678 --> 00:49:09,011
I don't know, I mean,
893
00:49:09,013 --> 00:49:10,746
I think we're gonna try to...
894
00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:11,847
Gwen.
895
00:49:11,849 --> 00:49:13,215
We're gonna...
896
00:49:13,217 --> 00:49:15,851
What we're gonna do
is we're gonna... walk.
897
00:49:15,853 --> 00:49:18,020
I mean, that's what we...
We have each other.
898
00:49:18,022 --> 00:49:19,221
It's gonna be fine.
899
00:49:19,223 --> 00:49:21,290
We're gonna get the van fixed.
900
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:24,193
This is bullshit, okay?
901
00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:27,630
I know.
This is bullshit.
902
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:28,664
What?
903
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,633
What is this?
904
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:32,935
What is... What is what?
905
00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:36,238
What we have.
906
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,573
Chad, you're my boyfriend.
907
00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:40,276
You're my lover.
908
00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:41,877
I'm the money.
You're my...
909
00:49:45,082 --> 00:49:46,916
Yeah, I can't do this.
910
00:49:46,918 --> 00:49:48,484
I don't know,
you're doing pretty good.
911
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,152
No, not this. This.
912
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,488
I can't do this anymore.
913
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:53,556
The group.
914
00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:57,660
I can't do it anymore.
I quit.
915
00:49:59,496 --> 00:50:00,763
You quit?
916
00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:01,964
Yeah, I quit.
917
00:50:01,966 --> 00:50:03,466
What the fuck are you gonna do?
918
00:50:03,468 --> 00:50:05,534
I don't know, I'm gonna
do something else.
919
00:50:07,037 --> 00:50:08,704
You can't do something else.
920
00:50:08,706 --> 00:50:11,741
Well, I know that, because
I'm not good at anything.
921
00:50:11,743 --> 00:50:14,310
No, there's
no such thing as ghosts,
922
00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:16,445
and you're really good
at not finding them.
923
00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:19,515
Well, I want to be really good
at finding something.
924
00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:22,051
Okay.
925
00:50:22,053 --> 00:50:24,553
You gotta take me with you.
926
00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:26,022
Floyd.
Look, I know,
I know, I know.
927
00:50:26,024 --> 00:50:27,356
I know, I know.
928
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:29,291
Look, I don't care
about any of this.
929
00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:30,359
I don't care about any of this.
930
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,261
I only care about you.
Aw.
931
00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:34,163
And Hamlet.
I don't care about
any of this stuff.
932
00:50:34,165 --> 00:50:36,632
I... I just...
Just take me with you.
933
00:50:38,068 --> 00:50:39,669
I don't know, Floyd.
Come on, no, no, no.
934
00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:40,970
Come on.
I don't know.
935
00:50:40,972 --> 00:50:42,471
I don't know if we
can do this again.
936
00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:44,206
No, I won't... I...
937
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:48,878
Is that a car?
938
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,947
Floyd, that's a car.
939
00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:54,817
Tell me you have
a Slim Jim in that bag.
940
00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:58,554
I totally have
a Slim Jim in this bag.
941
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:02,091
I cannot tell
what's real anymore.
942
00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:04,960
I have just entered this home,
943
00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:09,265
where I actually
felt something that I
really wanted to feel,
944
00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:11,600
and I don't know
if it was real or not.
945
00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:16,439
Look, I know I've just
taken a tab of acid,
946
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,574
and I've never done it before,
947
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:21,944
but I don't know.
948
00:51:21,946 --> 00:51:24,113
Now we've gotten...
949
00:51:24,115 --> 00:51:26,315
Look where we've
gotten with this.
950
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:28,150
Chad...
951
00:51:28,152 --> 00:51:30,686
are you breaking up with me?
952
00:51:32,456 --> 00:51:35,157
I can't lose you, Chad, okay?
953
00:51:35,159 --> 00:51:40,763
You're like... You make me
feel like a full person.
954
00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:42,531
I don't always feel that way.
955
00:51:42,533 --> 00:51:44,133
And I really...
956
00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:47,636
I didn't mean to cheat on you.
957
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,407
I'm sorry.
958
00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:02,518
Look, this probably isn't
the right forum for this.
959
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:03,886
Chad, I love you.
960
00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:05,521
I love you.
961
00:52:07,424 --> 00:52:09,892
I'm just gonna lie
down with this dog,
962
00:52:09,894 --> 00:52:11,560
because he loves me
unconditionally,
963
00:52:11,562 --> 00:52:14,330
and he's beautiful,
and he doesn't cheat
on me, either.
964
00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,500
Mm, I love you, Hamlet.
965
00:52:27,777 --> 00:52:33,048
Can you confirm
that this dog is
eating a human hand?
966
00:52:36,154 --> 00:52:37,686
You got it?
967
00:52:37,688 --> 00:52:38,921
Floyd!
What?!
968
00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:40,356
Over here!
969
00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:43,292
Where'd this come from?
We found a hand.
970
00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:45,161
We found a human hand.
You found a what?
971
00:52:45,163 --> 00:52:46,762
You're tripping balls, man.
We got a car, though.
972
00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:48,030
Hamlet got it.
Hamlet?
973
00:52:48,032 --> 00:52:49,098
- We got a car.
- It was in his mouth.
974
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,366
I got this, though.
I got this.
975
00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:52,968
Where did this come from?
Hey, Hambone.
976
00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:54,403
Whose car is this?
977
00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:56,605
Can you get in?
978
00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:58,340
Floyd!
979
00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:00,376
Oh. We gotta get
the fuck out of here, man!
980
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:01,911
We have got to get
the fuck out of here!
981
00:53:01,913 --> 00:53:03,179
Floyd, you gotta get that open!
982
00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:04,246
Hang on, hang on!
983
00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:05,281
I got it!
984
00:53:05,283 --> 00:53:06,715
I got it, I got it, I got it!
985
00:53:06,717 --> 00:53:07,950
Oh, yeah, man!
986
00:53:07,952 --> 00:53:09,218
Open the back, please!
987
00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,086
You got a Slim Jim in that bag,
988
00:53:11,088 --> 00:53:12,354
and you don't have a knife.
989
00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:13,622
We don't have a knife.
990
00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:16,525
Did anybody find
the fucking keys?
991
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,194
Don't focus on the keys,
992
00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:19,695
focus on hotwiring the car.
993
00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,764
Yeah, I can hotwire
the car, Chad.
994
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:24,133
Mike Ryan. Mike Ryan.
995
00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:27,336
The guy from the bank.
996
00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,004
What, do you need,
a fucking screwdriver?
997
00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:30,940
- Where the fuck are the keys?
- The guy from the bank.
998
00:53:30,942 --> 00:53:33,042
Where the fuck is he?
999
00:53:33,044 --> 00:53:34,376
Yeah, where is he?
1000
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:36,078
'Cause we'd really
like to use his car.
1001
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,813
Floyd, pop the trunk, please.
1002
00:53:38,915 --> 00:53:41,116
Fuck! Oh, damn it.
1003
00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:43,886
Okay, Floyd,
pop the trunk, please.
1004
00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:48,324
Pop the trunk, Floyd!
1005
00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:49,326
I don't know where it is!
1006
00:53:49,327 --> 00:53:50,392
Floyd, pop the trunk!
1007
00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:52,661
Stop fucking yelling.
1008
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,164
You found pliers?
1009
00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:56,498
Yeah.
1010
00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:01,136
Hey, guys...
Hey, guys.
1011
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:07,376
Hey, guys, I think
the banker's
in the trunk.
1012
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:10,479
What?
1013
00:54:10,481 --> 00:54:13,015
I think
the banker's in the trunk.
1014
00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:14,450
Fuck you.
1015
00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:33,802
Oh, fuck, man.
1016
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,172
What the fuck?
1017
00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:40,442
Okay, um, I'm gonna
go call that cop.
1018
00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:43,846
You... You gotta
check him for keys.
1019
00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:48,917
Sorry, man.
1020
00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:56,458
Customer service,
this is David.
1021
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,694
Our records show
a past due balance
on your phone.
1022
00:54:58,696 --> 00:54:59,662
No.
1023
00:54:59,664 --> 00:55:00,929
But if you have
a major credit card,
1024
00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:02,131
I'd be happy to take that.
1025
00:55:02,133 --> 00:55:04,099
Okay, I'm trying to reach 911.
1026
00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:06,602
Um, I'm sorry, 911
doesn't appear to be
the number you called.
1027
00:55:06,604 --> 00:55:08,270
No. Okay,
I'm aware of that.
1028
00:55:08,272 --> 00:55:09,638
I'm just trying
to reach the police.
1029
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,472
Mm-hmm.
1030
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,374
Then... then
can you just...
1031
00:55:12,376 --> 00:55:14,276
Then can you just
patch me through to 911?
1032
00:55:14,278 --> 00:55:16,779
I would really need
some form of payment.
1033
00:55:18,415 --> 00:55:19,581
Get his back pocket.
1034
00:55:21,285 --> 00:55:24,119
My records show that you
are over $300 past due.
1035
00:55:24,121 --> 00:55:25,421
I'm very sorry.
1036
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:28,190
Can you please just
put me through to 911?
1037
00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:29,491
I can take your information
1038
00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:30,959
and try to get you
at the front
of the line.
1039
00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:33,362
I cannot do that right now!
It is an emergency!
1040
00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:35,831
Just please,
can you get me 911?!
1041
00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:50,412
Th... There's...
1042
00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:52,214
There's someone at the house!
1043
00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:54,783
Guys, there's someone
at the house!
1044
00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:57,219
Motherfucker! Hey!
1045
00:55:57,221 --> 00:55:58,287
Hamlet!
Hamlet!
1046
00:55:58,289 --> 00:55:59,588
They went upstairs!
1047
00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:01,757
He's upstairs!
Guys, he's upstairs!
1048
00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:15,704
Hamlet!
1049
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:16,739
Hamlet!
1050
00:56:16,741 --> 00:56:17,806
Hamlet?
1051
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:19,908
Hamlet!
1052
00:56:22,113 --> 00:56:23,812
Hamlet!
1053
00:56:43,767 --> 00:56:46,268
Fuck!
Do you see him?
1054
00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:47,269
No!
1055
00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:48,303
Hamlet!
1056
00:56:54,511 --> 00:56:55,744
Hamlet?
1057
00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:14,897
No, come on, Hamlet!
1058
00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:18,801
Gwen!
1059
00:57:23,406 --> 00:57:24,640
Nancy?
1060
00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:26,675
- Gwen?
- Hamlet!
1061
00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:27,509
Nancy!
1062
00:57:27,511 --> 00:57:30,813
Floyd? Hamlet?
1063
00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:32,247
Hamlet?
1064
00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:33,282
Chad?
1065
00:57:35,186 --> 00:57:36,718
Nancy?
1066
00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:40,989
Gwen?
1067
00:57:42,025 --> 00:57:43,358
Floyd?
1068
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,327
Hamlet!
1069
00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:47,396
Hamlet!
1070
00:57:47,398 --> 00:57:48,764
Hamlet.
1071
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,034
Floyd?
1072
00:57:54,238 --> 00:57:55,437
Chad!
1073
00:57:57,740 --> 00:57:58,974
Chad?
1074
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,809
Gwen?
1075
00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:04,313
Gwen?
1076
00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:06,048
Oh!
Shh!
1077
00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,516
Fucking hell.
1078
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,766
Hamlet!
1079
00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:28,237
Chad?
1080
00:58:28,239 --> 00:58:29,471
Hamlet!
1081
00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:31,807
Hamlet!
1082
00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:33,041
Hamlet!
1083
00:58:33,043 --> 00:58:37,546
I swear to fucking God,
he came in this room.
1084
00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:54,963
That didn't sound good.
1085
00:59:13,583 --> 00:59:16,485
Tell me you shut this door.
1086
00:59:16,487 --> 00:59:18,353
No.
1087
00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:20,455
Fuck, man.
1088
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,094
No, no, no.
1089
00:59:30,533 --> 00:59:32,200
What the fuck, man?
1090
00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:33,936
What the fuck?
1091
00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:41,877
It's fucking blood.
1092
00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:53,555
Mother... Get him!
1093
00:59:53,557 --> 00:59:54,690
Chad!
1094
00:59:58,127 --> 01:00:00,696
What the fuck, man.
1095
01:00:06,736 --> 01:00:08,904
Unh! You killed
my fucking dog?!
1096
01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:11,006
What the fuck is wrong
with you?!
1097
01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:12,975
Fuck you! Fuck!
1098
01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:14,376
You shit! Fuck!
1099
01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:17,212
You want to die?
Die!
1100
01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:19,348
Chad, stop!
1101
01:00:19,350 --> 01:00:21,116
Chad, stop!
1102
01:00:22,486 --> 01:00:24,319
Chad!
1103
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:28,957
Waah!
1104
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,302
Come on!
1105
01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:42,938
No, Chad!
1106
01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:44,606
Get in there!
1107
01:00:46,509 --> 01:00:49,277
Get the dresser,
get the dresser!
1108
01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:52,347
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1109
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:56,985
Get down. Shh, shh!
1110
01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:58,854
Turn your lights off,
turn your lights off!
1111
01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:15,003
Shh.
1112
01:01:16,939 --> 01:01:19,508
What the fuck, man.
1113
01:01:57,814 --> 01:01:59,748
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
1114
01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:07,723
What the fuck...
1115
01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:14,796
Fuckin' prick.
1116
01:02:24,941 --> 01:02:26,908
It's okay.
1117
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,443
It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.
1118
01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:31,446
Fuck, man.
1119
01:03:00,743 --> 01:03:03,111
Someone's outside.
1120
01:03:04,347 --> 01:03:07,282
Yeah, what is it?
1121
01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,416
It's that cop.
1122
01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:16,151
Help me open it.
1123
01:04:21,391 --> 01:04:22,424
Shh, shh!
1124
01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:23,758
We gotta get out.
1125
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,694
We gotta get out of here.
1126
01:04:25,696 --> 01:04:27,095
We gotta get out.
1127
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:31,833
We gotta get out.
1128
01:04:31,835 --> 01:04:35,170
We're gonna get out,
We're gonna get out.
1129
01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:43,645
Shh, shh, shh!
1130
01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:45,146
No!
1131
01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:46,848
What the fuck are you doing?
1132
01:05:00,096 --> 01:05:01,496
Okay.
1133
01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:04,766
Okay, okay.
1134
01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:06,935
We're gonna get out of here.
1135
01:05:12,842 --> 01:05:14,476
We're gonna get out.
1136
01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:17,112
We're gonna get out.
We're gonna get out.
1137
01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:19,080
We're gonna get out.
We're gonna get out.
1138
01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:22,417
Gwen, give me that ax.
1139
01:05:23,853 --> 01:05:25,120
We're gonna get out.
1140
01:05:25,122 --> 01:05:26,821
Gwen, give me the fuckin' ax.
1141
01:05:26,823 --> 01:05:27,956
We're gonna get out.
Hey, Gwen.
1142
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:30,725
Come on, give me the ax.
1143
01:05:30,727 --> 01:05:32,827
Okay.
1144
01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:35,363
Gwen, give me the fucking ax.
1145
01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:37,832
Gwen, give him the ax.
1146
01:05:40,569 --> 01:05:42,570
Gwen, give me the fucking ax.
1147
01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:44,739
No.
1148
01:05:44,741 --> 01:05:46,641
Gwen. Gwen!
1149
01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:48,476
Gwen!
1150
01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:50,545
No.
Okay... okay...
1151
01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:53,148
Shut the fuck up.
You're gonna get us killed.
1152
01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:17,439
Floyd, it's the cop.
1153
01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:20,642
No!
1154
01:06:22,379 --> 01:06:23,445
Fuck, man!
1155
01:06:24,613 --> 01:06:26,614
Man! Fuck!
1156
01:06:40,529 --> 01:06:43,064
Run!
1157
01:06:45,768 --> 01:06:47,402
Aah!
Aah!
1158
01:06:51,775 --> 01:06:54,009
Let me the fuck out!
1159
01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:09,457
Nancy!
1160
01:07:27,476 --> 01:07:28,576
Fuck you, man!
1161
01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:35,683
Nancy!
1162
01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:39,554
Floyd! Floyd!
1163
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:43,358
No! No!
1164
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:46,261
He's taking me!
1165
01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:48,563
[sobbing) I can't get it.
1166
01:07:54,203 --> 01:07:55,970
Fuck!
1167
01:07:58,107 --> 01:07:59,908
Okay, okay, okay...
1168
01:07:59,910 --> 01:08:02,043
No!
Shh! Gwen! Gwen!
1169
01:08:05,015 --> 01:08:06,281
I... I need you to help me.
1170
01:08:06,283 --> 01:08:07,849
I need you to reach around
1171
01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:09,417
and get the fucking thing.
1172
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:12,387
Okay? Come on.
1173
01:08:21,331 --> 01:08:23,131
God!
1174
01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:29,204
Shh. Quiet.
1175
01:08:29,206 --> 01:08:30,672
Let's open it up.
1176
01:08:30,674 --> 01:08:31,840
There's a thing up there.
1177
01:08:31,842 --> 01:08:33,274
There's a thing up there.
1178
01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:35,877
Come on, let's go.
1179
01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:37,645
Come with me.
1180
01:08:56,265 --> 01:08:58,199
Where are your friends?
1181
01:08:58,201 --> 01:08:59,200
Where are your friends?
1182
01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:00,368
They're dead.
1183
01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:02,203
They chopped his head off.
1184
01:09:04,407 --> 01:09:05,907
Who's that?
Who's in the house?
1185
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:07,008
Ghosts.
1186
01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:09,577
He doesn't have a face.
1187
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,354
He doesn't have a face.
1188
01:09:20,422 --> 01:09:21,789
Shh. Shut up.
1189
01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:27,629
Freeze, muthafucka!
1190
01:09:33,402 --> 01:09:34,836
I got him.
1191
01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:36,571
Let's go out the side door.
1192
01:09:45,915 --> 01:09:48,583
Do you have something?
1193
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,719
Get back.
1194
01:09:51,721 --> 01:09:53,755
No, wait.
1195
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:27,021
Did you call for backup?
1196
01:10:27,023 --> 01:10:28,523
Yeah, it's gonna be awhile.
1197
01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:39,834
Okay.
1198
01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:41,102
Come on! Hurry up!
1199
01:10:43,807 --> 01:10:45,740
Aah! Aah!
1200
01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:56,517
Let's go.
1201
01:10:57,820 --> 01:11:00,355
Fuck. All right.
1202
01:11:23,245 --> 01:11:24,545
Let's go.
1203
01:11:24,547 --> 01:11:25,780
Let's go.
1204
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:27,682
No, we can't.
We can't.
Let's go.
1205
01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:28,683
No, Gwen!
1206
01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:31,519
Okay, no, we gotta go back.
1207
01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:32,387
We gotta go.
1208
01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:33,521
We have to check on him.
1209
01:11:33,523 --> 01:11:35,056
We have to go see if he's okay.
1210
01:11:35,058 --> 01:11:37,325
Nancy, he's not okay.
1211
01:11:37,327 --> 01:11:39,994
No, you don't know that.
Okay? Nobody's okay.
1212
01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:40,995
Gwen, you don't know that.
1213
01:11:40,997 --> 01:11:42,196
He's not okay.
1214
01:11:42,198 --> 01:11:44,032
I can't just
let this happen again.
1215
01:11:44,034 --> 01:11:46,234
I can't let him just die.
1216
01:11:46,236 --> 01:11:47,602
I can't do this again.
1217
01:11:47,604 --> 01:11:49,704
You're gonna die.
Don't go back.
1218
01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:50,872
Listen.
1219
01:11:50,874 --> 01:11:53,174
Okay, I know you're
not gonna go, all right?
1220
01:11:53,176 --> 01:11:54,542
It's okay.
You don't have to go.
1221
01:11:54,544 --> 01:11:56,844
You stay here, and you go
find help, all right?
1222
01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:58,179
It's okay.
Go find help.
1223
01:11:58,181 --> 01:11:59,580
He said there's gonna
be backup soon.
1224
01:11:59,582 --> 01:12:01,115
It's okay.
1225
01:12:01,117 --> 01:12:02,717
Everything's gonna
be fine, all right?
Don't leave me.
1226
01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:05,620
Everything's gonna be fine.
I'm so sorry.
1227
01:12:05,622 --> 01:12:06,454
I'm so sorry.
1228
01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,323
I have to go.
I have to go!
1229
01:12:08,325 --> 01:12:09,891
Nancy, no!
1230
01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:10,925
It's okay.
1231
01:14:13,782 --> 01:14:14,782
What the fuck?!
1232
01:14:21,256 --> 01:14:22,990
Fuck you!
1233
01:15:01,463 --> 01:15:03,531
Fuck!
1234
01:15:03,533 --> 01:15:06,033
Jesus Christ, Gwen!
1235
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:08,102
I almost fucking shot you!
1236
01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:09,337
Okay...
1237
01:15:09,339 --> 01:15:11,105
I had to find you.
1238
01:15:11,107 --> 01:15:14,575
It's gotta be the two of us.
1239
01:15:14,577 --> 01:15:17,845
Nancy, I think
I solved the mystery.
1240
01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:19,013
It's the Kysers.
1241
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,749
No, that's crazy.
They're dead.
1242
01:15:21,751 --> 01:15:23,351
No, they're not.
They're dead.
1243
01:15:23,353 --> 01:15:24,719
Mona and Frankie.
1244
01:15:26,288 --> 01:15:27,788
It has to be
the Kyser children.
1245
01:15:27,790 --> 01:15:30,558
Remember how Officer Lance
said that people from the county
1246
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:32,527
were always trying to
take away the Kysers' house?
1247
01:15:32,529 --> 01:15:34,428
Right, so they
could build a mall?
1248
01:15:34,430 --> 01:15:35,963
But what
if that was the real reason
1249
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:38,299
people accused the Kysers
of being Satanists?
1250
01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:41,402
And maybe because the family
couldn't take it anymore...
1251
01:15:41,404 --> 01:15:44,071
Gwen, that's why
they killed themselves
and their kids.
1252
01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:48,276
No, what if they
didn't kill the kids?
1253
01:15:48,278 --> 01:15:50,077
What if they actually ran away?
1254
01:15:50,079 --> 01:15:53,915
Right.
And they must have been
hiding here all along!
1255
01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:57,084
And, somehow, they
raised themselves, and...
1256
01:15:57,086 --> 01:15:59,220
Gwen, they're just
a couple of little kids
1257
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:00,855
trying to protect their home.
1258
01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:03,157
It's the only explanation
that makes any sense.
1259
01:16:07,095 --> 01:16:11,132
Listen to me.
They're upstairs, okay?
1260
01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:12,934
I'm gonna lead,
1261
01:16:12,936 --> 01:16:15,436
and I need you to follow behind
1262
01:16:15,438 --> 01:16:16,971
and guard us with this, okay?
1263
01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:18,372
Can you do that?
1264
01:16:18,374 --> 01:16:19,974
Okay.
1265
01:16:40,495 --> 01:16:41,963
Do I...
1266
01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:44,732
I...
1267
01:16:47,202 --> 01:16:49,904
Do I... know you?
1268
01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:53,808
Ow, what...
1269
01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:55,209
Sss.
Ow. Ow.
1270
01:16:58,047 --> 01:16:59,180
Ow.
1271
01:16:59,182 --> 01:17:00,381
Ow.
1272
01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:01,816
What's your name?
1273
01:17:27,843 --> 01:17:30,177
They're just like little kids.
1274
01:17:46,928 --> 01:17:47,962
Mona?
1275
01:17:50,265 --> 01:17:51,666
Kyser?
1276
01:17:51,668 --> 01:17:54,669
Mona Kyser?
The Kysers?
1277
01:17:54,671 --> 01:17:57,271
It is the kids from the house.
1278
01:17:59,808 --> 01:18:02,343
We were in first grade
together.
1279
01:18:03,578 --> 01:18:04,779
Right?
1280
01:18:05,580 --> 01:18:06,881
Mona!
1281
01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:10,284
Uh, we're not here
to hurt you guys.
1282
01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:14,355
We're just... We just
want our friend back, okay?
1283
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,590
We actually... We know
exactly who you are.
1284
01:18:16,592 --> 01:18:18,759
You're Mona,
and you're Frankie.
1285
01:18:18,761 --> 01:18:21,295
And, um, we're not...
We're not here to hurt you.
1286
01:18:21,297 --> 01:18:23,898
We... We heard. We know
what happened to you.
1287
01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:26,367
We know that... that
what happened to you
1288
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:28,602
is far worse than anything
that your parents,
1289
01:18:28,604 --> 01:18:31,338
your family
was ever accused of.
1290
01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:32,740
You're not Satanists.
1291
01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:34,008
You're just...
1292
01:18:35,511 --> 01:18:36,811
really messed up.
1293
01:18:36,813 --> 01:18:38,779
And... that's
not your fault.
1294
01:18:38,781 --> 01:18:40,314
We just want to help you.
1295
01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:43,250
And if you would just
please put the ax down.
1296
01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:46,053
Gwen, I need you
to fucking shoot him!
1297
01:18:47,589 --> 01:18:49,356
Gwen!
1298
01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:52,226
No!
1299
01:19:04,272 --> 01:19:05,806
Enough!
1300
01:19:40,142 --> 01:19:42,243
Please kill me.
1301
01:19:42,245 --> 01:19:44,478
Please.
1302
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:46,781
Please, please.
1303
01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:49,183
Please kill me.
1304
01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:52,253
Please, please.
1305
01:20:01,930 --> 01:20:03,864
You're my best friend.
1306
01:20:28,323 --> 01:20:29,824
Come on.
1307
01:20:35,964 --> 01:20:38,732
Right by the bridge,
1308
01:20:38,734 --> 01:20:39,967
could lay down.
1309
01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:41,869
Come on!
We gotta go!
1310
01:20:41,871 --> 01:20:43,370
I can take a nap.
1311
01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:47,208
Nope. Up you go.
1312
01:21:32,087 --> 01:21:33,220
Lance.
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01:22:07,623 --> 01:22:09,890
You fucking bitch!
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01:24:31,434 --> 01:24:33,567
Uh...
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01:24:34,936 --> 01:24:36,737
Can I have the keys?88846
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