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I'm okay!
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♪ Party ♪
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♪ Who's the king?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ Who's the king?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ Get down for the get down ♪
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♪ Everybody party with King who?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ King who?
King Julien! ♪
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♪ Tonight will be forever ♪
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♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪
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♪ Woof! ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ All hail King Julien! ♪
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Aw, man. This is the worst.
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The smell is stinging my eyeballs.
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Ooh, I'm angry. I'm clearly angry!
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It smells bad!
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What happened here?
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Sorry, Zora. I guess our picnic is ruined.
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Zora?
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The water is magical.
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What are you doing?
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Come, frolic with your woman, Mort.
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Do something, Clover.
All right! Back up, you lot!
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Move along!
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Feel free to help at any time, Maurice.
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What are they mad about?
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Somebody dumped a bunch of junk
in the Watering Hole, Your Majesty.
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Why is this the first time
I'm hearing of this?
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Been bugging you about it for weeks,
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but you kept blowing me off.
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Hmm?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I assumed we were cutting
away to a flashback. No?
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Okay, then. Fine, I'll handle this.
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Peoples! I have heard your angry grumbles
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and I promise to find out
who is responsible
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for stinking up the Watering Hole.
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That's right. I'm putting my best
Ringtail Guard Captain on it.
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Yes! Old Teddy's a man on a mission!
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Clover, Ted. I meant Clover.
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Copy that, sir! Lieutenant Colonel
Sugarbottoms, standing down!
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Clover will find out
who is to blame for this
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and we'll make sure
they answer for their crimes.
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They will pay!
Harshly!
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They will be visited
upon with great vengeance.
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So we good?
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Yeah, we're good.
Yeah, sure, why not?
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I thought he died.
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Aw, hun! I was sure this was your time.
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I feel like nobody takes me
seriously as a tough, capable fella.
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Could have something to do with how much
you say words like "fella."
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I just wish my secret friend
Snake was still around.
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Ooh, that makes two of us!
I mean, he was nice.
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Nice? Why, he was the roughest rascal
I've ever met.
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I don't mean to eavesdrop,
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but I'm 75 percent bat from the neck up,
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so I hear everything. Come with me.
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It's pretty nice to finally have
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a quiet night in after weeks
of victory parties.
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Your Majesty, I have located
the suspect responsible
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for dirtying the Watering Hole.
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Excellent.
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Go ahead.
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Are you gonna tell me who it is?
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Oh, it's Timo!
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You really might be psychic, Xixi.
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Mind-meld with me and tell me
what I'm thinking right now.
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Stop! You're so bad!
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I contaminated the Watering Hole, okay!
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But only because
you ordered me to, King Julien!
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You said we needed to
get rid of the trash,
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left over from the war with Koto.
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So, I created an apparatus
to funnel it down
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into the Watering Hole nobody's been to
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in a couple of seasons.
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What are we thinking
is a suitable punishment?
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Flogging? Stockades?
A public execution?
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Ooh! Any of those would be
great for my ratings.
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What? You guys! No!
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Timo's my homie.
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I'll go on Xixi's show and take the blame.
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That could be even better for my ratings!
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Don't worry, Timo, your boy KJ is gonna
set the record straight.
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Timo did it.
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What?
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He forced me to help him.
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It feels so good to let that out!
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So, just to recap
this exclusive interview.
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King Julien bravely tried
to keep you all safe,
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but an evil mad scientist
wanted to poison your water.
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I don't throw around the term hero...
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I do! Anybody who wants to
call me a hero, I can't stop ya.
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Don't worry, my peoples!
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From now on, I will do everything I can
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to make sure the Watering Hole,
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is a safe, clean place to swim,
jet-ski and go to the bathroom!
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Oh!
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This is gonna be good.
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I can help Ted become
his alter-ego Snake again.
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Well, gosh, doc, is it safe?
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It is no more dangerous
than drinking poison.
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Sold!
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What? You said you wanted
to feel like a tough fella again.
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All right, I'll do it.
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For the woman I live with!
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I hear you folk a-lookin' for Snake?
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Bon temps rouler.
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That was awesome!
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All I had to do was throw
Timo under the bus.
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Democracy in action, peoples, what-what?
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And I'm getting taken seriously
as a journalist!
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It's all I ever wanted,
besides my parents' approval.
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It's fine. They're fine.
I haven't talked to them.
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"Taken seriously?"
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You helped King Julien blame Timo
for something that was his idea.
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And now everybody loves me more than evs.
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Really?
Check it.
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All right, we get it!
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Do you hear that?
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They love King Julien!
Just because of some stupid interview
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we did with that buffoonish bird...
Oh, hi, Xixi!
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What are you getting at, Clover?
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If King Julien is able to use Xixi
to push his agenda,
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it may make ruling easier.
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We could make citizens feel safe.
Make them trust us.
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That sounds like propaganda.
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Ooh.
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Propaganda. Sounds so fancy.
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Excuse me. Pro-propaganda.
A-Propa. Ga-ga-ganda.
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I like this angle.
Putting Julien's best foot forward.
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Ooh.
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I can't wait for our next big scoop!
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Then I have got a doozy
for you ding-dongs.
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Voila cher!
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Now ya got you a place to store
all your ceramic figurine.
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Those are Ted's. "Glass menagerie."
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You're telling me that, that there box
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full of hand-blown unicorns
belongs to my alter-ego?
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How'd you put up with that geek
for so long?
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Oh, Ted's great.
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It's just nice to see
this side of him too.
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You must have worked up a manly thirst.
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No coaster?
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Talk about the ultimate bad boy!
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Snake.
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Hmm.
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As you geniuses,
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that's a little thing
we like to call sarcasm,
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can see the mango bank has been
cleared out again.
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Wh... How did this happen?
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The same way it happened the last time.
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Your dang parents.
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While Koto was on the throne,
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the kingdom didn't have
any mangos coming in.
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The kingdom's out of mangos
while Julien's parents
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are hoarding more than
they could ever eat?
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Hmm.
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Xixi, who do we blame this one on?
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We can iron out the specifics later.
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Or even better,
I'll make something up on the fly.
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I am a journalist after all.
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Making up stuff isn't what journalists do!
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And what journalism school
did you go to, Maurice?
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Uh-huh.
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Thought so.
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Gecko Watch! Friend or Foe or Enemy?
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Sources inside the throne room think
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there's evidence linking geckos
to our recent mango shortage.
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Them little lizards're the bad guys?
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After everything we've done for them?
Milkin' 'em and what not!
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Boo! Geckos! Boo!
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You really believe that geckos
were able to eat all those mangos?
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I don't know, but if the news lady's
saying it, I ain't one to argue.
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Somethin' wrong, cher?
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No, well...
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Ted would've made
a Logic Police citizen's arrest
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if he had heard something
that fishy on the news.
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Snake.
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Thanks for getting me the best view.
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I can see my King Julien from here.
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It is my job to lift things.
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I am woman.
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We are married.
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As you know, there are
no softball questions in the Xixi Zone.
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So here goes.
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What makes Madagascar the
greatest kingdom in the world?
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Whoa, Xix.
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Putting me on the spot.
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I've been warned
about your gotcha questions.
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But seriously, Madagascar is great
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because of all the viewers
in your audience.
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We're just flat out better
than all the other kingdoms.
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Quick follow-up. How are you still single?
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This is wrong.
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It's just a few little white lies
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to make the kingdom feel secure and proud.
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Right? Right?
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You guys are the greatest!
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There you have it, folks!
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The king's awesome,
and you guys are the greatest!
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What else can we tell them
to make them adore me?
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To deal with the mango shortage,
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King Julien has graciously offered
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we eat stuff that
washes up in Junk Harbor.
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Aw, he is the best.
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King Julien says there's nothing
to worry about!
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Be as wasteful as you want!
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Today's debate question,
what color is this?
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It's greenish-gray, ya ignoramus!
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It's grayish-green,
ya old snappety turtle!
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Get out of my country!
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Seems like the only thing
we can all agree on
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is that this is the greatest country
in the world!
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Xixi! Xixi! Xixi! Xixi! Julien! Julien!
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Oh, I bet your parents
would be real proud.
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If they cared about you...
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Who needs parents? I've got a hit show!
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Ew!
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That water looks filthy.
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But that smarty-pants news lady said
this was tooken care of!
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Well, you can't believe
everything ya see on TV.
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Cannonball!
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Ya gone and got the filthy Delta water
on my old lady!
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Get on out here and face my wrath!
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Okay!
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Ted, I really don't think
this is appropriate.
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The name is Snake!
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Now you pipe down, you snappety turtle
while I defend your dang honor!
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This is my dojo, son!
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Come on, bring it if you ain't yella!
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Why do you do this?
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Ow! I'm-a cramping up! And I can't hit
a woman whose voice is that deep.
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Heck, what have I done?
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Uh... What happened to you?
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Oh.
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It started right after I swam
in the Watering Hole
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but I got no clue what caused it.
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You guys!
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You're just in time.
Eh, Mort. Something's different.
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You get a haircut or something?
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You ready for your interview, King Julien?
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I just had a few talking points
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you could maybe hit in our interview.
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"King Julien is
the smartest lemur of all time."
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"King Julien's spray tan is so lifelike."
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"King Julien might
have invented croissants."
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I was kind of hoping
to ask some real questions.
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Do I really have to say all this?
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Yeah, it's easy, check it you just go...
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Hey, King Julien, you are a genius
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with a very believable, very even tan.
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How did you invent croissants?
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But my audience wants real questions!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I made you who you are, Xixi!
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This is no time to be going off script.
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Okay.
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And when we come back from commercial,
we have got an XNN Exclusive.
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Ooh.
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Exclusive! This is gonna be good.
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I hope she plays up
the handsomeness angle.
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Xixi.
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Okay.
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How well do we know King Julien?
What is he hiding?
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Did he lie about
cleaning up the Watering Hole?
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We'll be right back.
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Huh?
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In what is already being called
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a revolution
in home tattoo removal kits...
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What was up with that?
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Want me to rough her up, Your Majesty? Ha!
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Please say yes!
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When I went to do a follow-up
on the Watering Hole cleanup,
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it was still polluted,
even though you assured me
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and I assured my viewers it wasn't.
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But this is the news.
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We can say whatever we want to be true,
and the peoples will believe it.
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Look, you screwed up,
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but you could come on my show
and tell the truth.
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It would be huge for my ratings.
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Which would be huge for my self-esteem.
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This isn't like an ambush thing, right?
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It's important for the government
and the media to be on the same page.
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This is a bad idea, Your Majesty.
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You worry too much.
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Yeah, I mean, what am I gonna do?
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Choose TV ratings
over my friend and king?
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So what? What? Like, I'm just gonna pick
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being respected and admired by everyone
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over my friend and king?
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Nah! Probably not gonna happen.
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See, Clover?
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You were worried about nothing.
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This is a Xixi News Network Exclusive!
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We're back with King Julien
who has assured me that
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despite the overall cruddy appearance
of the Watering Hole
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the water is still safe.
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That's right, Xixi.
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Sometimes these things just look worse
than they actually are.
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Everything's okay.
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Then I guess you'd be willing
to take a little swim?
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Are you crazy, woman?
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I mean,
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sure, sure, I can swim in this
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clean, non-smelly water.
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Very...
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simple for me to do...
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I forgot my suit.
Mort, you should go first!
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I'm ok...
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I'm okay.
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Huh. Nothing.
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See? Nothing.
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He's okay.
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00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:09,927
What?
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This is bad.
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00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,556
Success has gone to Xixi's head.
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Since when do journalists
hold politicians accountable for stuff?
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We just need to fix the problem.
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Timo, you're rehired.
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Do whatever it takes to fix that hole.
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I'll reroute the sludge and garbage
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to a place nobody ever goes!
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Sounds an awful lot like
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you're just relocatin' the problem
instead of fixing it.
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00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:34,702
Exactly!
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00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,245
Timo gets it!
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00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:41,208
I can't wait to see the look
in Mom-Bot's soulless dead eyes!
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00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,628
Now I just need to go on Xixi's show
and tell everybody
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the king took care of the problem
and I'm awesome again.
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00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,260
Maybe I should do it instead.
You've done enough already.
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00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,720
You?
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00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,889
Have you already forgotten how bad
you were the last time
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you were on Xixi's show?
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Ancient aliens built that, man!
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I should be the one to go on the show
to ensure there are no more mistakes.
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00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:09,153
My training allows me
to be absolutely calm under pressure.
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I will relate to Xixi, build rapport.
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And if that doesn't work,
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I will rip her stupid beak off
and bludgeon her with it!
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Xixi!
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00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,923
Thank you and welcome
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to the Xixi News Network Roundtable
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00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,137
Showdown!
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Where our panel of non-experts
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shout their half-formed opinions
about things they haven't researched.
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00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,312
We're live from the site
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of the worst environmental disaster
of all time.
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Oh, sure, sure, the water was a bit murky
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00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:54,490
but as you can see behind us,
the problem has been resolved.
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00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,077
I don't know how you did it, Timo.
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00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:03,040
Well, a gentleman has to keep
some air of mystery.
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00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,210
But a lot of folks are wondering
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why it took so long for the King
to respond to the problem.
355
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,342
Yeah, why is our government
so full of idiots?
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00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,927
Ooh, burn.
357
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,598
Idiots? What? No, I don't think that...
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00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:24,520
King Julien wants to poison all of us
as part of a government conspiracy.
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00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,147
And I'm also pretty sure
he's controllin' the weather!
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00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,358
What?
He's a tyrant!
361
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,194
I bet he wasn't even born in Madagascar.
362
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,237
Uh-huh.
Huh.
363
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,155
Well, where would he possibly be born?
364
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,616
Don't be afraid
to call each other names, guys!
365
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,245
In fact, you got a funny accent too, lady.
366
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,372
Where was you born?
367
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,040
That is none of your concern!
368
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,708
Yeah, where were you born, lady?
369
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,713
Back when a man could get away
with killin' somebody if he wanted to,
370
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,298
and why can't we do that anymore?
371
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,390
Uh-oh.
372
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,808
Uh-oh, what?
373
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,227
That rumbling is probably nothing.
374
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,397
How dare you question where I'm from?
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00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,319
Security!
376
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,992
I don't wanna wrestle, no!
377
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,119
Get the...
378
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,297
Okay, now might be a good time to tell you
379
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,799
I rerouted the garbage water underground
380
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,969
but the pump is overloading, we have to
381
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,679
shut it down!
382
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,598
Timo! Do something!
383
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,353
Something better!
384
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,689
You mind if I take a look?
385
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,066
Snake, it looks dangerous.
386
00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,991
You should definitely take a look.
Consequences be darned.
387
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,075
Get in there.
388
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:20,093
Darn it to heck, hun! Get up!
Please! I need you!
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00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,847
I was wrong about Snake
and this is all my fault!
390
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,187
Bouncin' Bermuda shorts! What happened?
391
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,940
Oh, Ted, you saved us all.
392
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,858
Snake saved you all.
393
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,985
Snake is horrible, Ted!
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00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,072
You're the man I married.
395
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,782
I missed ya so much, hun!
396
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,868
Even though I'm not as cool as Snake?
Well...
397
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,244
I mean, you gotta admit,
398
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,455
he's better than me
in every conceivable way.
399
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:52,376
I don't want better, Ted. I want you.
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00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,212
Thanks?
401
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,972
Hmm. I have an announcement to make.
402
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,724
The news is canceled.
What?
403
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:12,980
This is all my fault. I told Xixi
to say nice things about me
404
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,441
when what I really should
have been doing is being a leader
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00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,777
and taking responsibility.
406
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,656
I'm sorry, Xixi.
And I'm sorry, all of you.
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00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,701
You were kidding about the news
being canceled right?
408
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,910
It's all I have.
409
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,579
Look at us!
410
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:34,459
Xixi's so-called news
has turned the entire kingdom
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00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,629
into a bunch of angry, uninformed mutants.
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00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,880
Especially that thing.
413
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,590
What the heck, man?
414
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,051
From now on, I promise
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00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,013
that I will never be dishonest again.
416
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,599
What do you say, peoples?
417
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,269
Feel free to cheer!
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00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:01,528
And through Timo's ingenuity
and Julien's leadership,
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00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:06,241
we have finally found a sustainable way
to deal with our garbage water problem.
420
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,702
Would you like
to do the honors, Your Majesty?
421
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,620
Ta-da!
422
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,377
But, Timo. Timo?
Where's the sludge going now?
423
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,338
No idea, but it won't be
our concern any more.
424
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,840
Exactly.
425
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,384
It feels good to solve problems!
426
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,687
I'm still in there, Teddy Boy.
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00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:39,816
Snake.
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