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-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
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-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
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-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
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-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
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-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
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-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
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龍兒
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為什麼？
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為什麼妳潛入清宮的任務會失敗？
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稟教主，龍兒是被一個
叫韋小寶的狗賊所害
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這個人武功很高？
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他的武功並非高強
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他精於下毒？
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也不是
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難道他長得風流瀟灑
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妳被他的美色所迷？
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當然不是
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他貌醜如豬，卑鄙如狗
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是一個油腔滑調的壞蛋
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那妳怎會輸給他？
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請教主責罰
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這就是命
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韋小寶可能是妳命中的剋星
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以後妳遇到他，要加倍小心
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龍兒遵命
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師父算到自己
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今日就會油盡燈枯
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所以我要將教主之位傳給妳
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龍兒
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妳速入血池
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浸過血池水
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妳便回復真身
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接任神龍教主之位
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平西王世子即將上京見滿清狗皇帝
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妳一定要貼身保護他
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是
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我們神龍教派
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三代輔助平西王爺吳三桂
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現在傳位給妳
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妳一定要盡心盡力助他登上皇位
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龍兒，現在我先入血池
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妳隨後再下來
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妳就可以得到我畢生的功力
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但是妳要記住
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我們門派武功獨特
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如果妳失去了童子之身
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妳功力的十分之八
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就會傳給得到妳童貞的人
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妳要切記…
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-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
-神龍教主，唯我獨尊！
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韋小寶，我一定會回來找你的
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好吧…
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謝謝啊
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慢走啊
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就這麼說定了，人家等你啊
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樓上樓下的姑娘們，見客了！
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要行乞…
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混蛋呀混蛋
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要行乞…
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-要行乞…
-王八蛋…
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王八蛋…
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-要行乞，你要行乞
-王八蛋…
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-王八蛋…
-王八蛋…
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-王八蛋…
-王八蛋…
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這次你全家死光光了
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誰說我全家死光了？
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我姐就站在那裡，你分明是誣衊上司
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罰你十萬兩銀子
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弟弟
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-多大人是無意的，原諒他吧
-是啊
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我是無意的
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妳這麼袒護他，難道你們有一腿？
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沒有，哪有啊？
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-我們很純潔，我們很清白
-很清白的
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-我們很純潔的
-我們是很清白的
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-很清白的
-很清白的，真的…
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-我看不下去了，去尿尿
-真的很清白的…
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-美女
-賤人
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不准吭聲
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韋小寶那個狗賊是不是在隔壁？
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是，不是…
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-不是是，是不是
-到底是還是不是？
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韋小寶跟你有什麼過節？
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他這個狗賊助紂為虐
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天下人，人人得而誅之
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老天有眼啊
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我忍辱偷生了那麼久
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終於等到今天，謝謝你們
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-你是…
-我全家都是被他害死的
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我還被逼要收他做乾弟弟
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這個狗賊，人人得而誅之
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你們快點去殺他，我去準備放鞭炮
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等等，你帶我們去
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這個當然了
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但先讓我撿回名貴的眼鏡，來
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二位，請
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-我們是清白的
-我們是清白的
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-韋爵…
-你這王八蛋，別吵！
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王八蛋…
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這次到我全家死光了
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你還想抵賴？
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韋小寶，我恨不得吃你的肉
扒你的皮、拆你的骨
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喂…又怎麼了？
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韋小寶，別說你死得不明不白
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我就是獨臂神尼的弟子，姓李名珂
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我是韋小寶？
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喂…
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喂，救命啊！來人！
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救命呀！
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來人！救命呀！
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幹嘛那麼慌慌張張的？穩著點
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幸好我帶了大隊人馬來
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當然了，你仇家這麼多
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是個女的！
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喂，還蠻正的
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不如…
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卑職明白…
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全部住手！
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你還不走？
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-你會沒命的！
-放心
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剛才我不知道妳們真的是反清義士
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但到了這個情況
我沒辦法不表露我真正的身分
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其實我就是射鵰英雄的傳人
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東方不敗的師父
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西方失敗
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-西方失敗？
-西方失敗？
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你不就是專門
主持正義的西方失敗嗎？
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你別亂動啊
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一亂動我就殺了這兩個女的
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來人，拿毒酒給他喝
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毒酒？
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喂，就是那一壺
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什麼？
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-你…
-喂，別喝！
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別喝？
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他喝之後就會迷失本性
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如果半個時辰內沒女人跟他上床
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就會化為一灘血水了
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喝
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不要啊，別喝啊！
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我不能連累妳們
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酒我已經喝了
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先把她們放了吧
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好，我們走
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人渣
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你怎麼了？
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我毒發了
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救我…
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怎麼救？
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一定要有個年輕女子
跟我上床才能夠解毒
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不行
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不行
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如果我們兩個跟西方大俠你…
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那就可以救你了？
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我心領了
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我不能這麼做，妳們走吧
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-快點
-俠士捨身相救
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阿珂和阿南，永感大德
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你死了之後，我們會燒東西給你的
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喂…
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妳這麼不講義氣，由我去死啊？
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你這些下三濫的手段騙得了誰？
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姑娘，千萬別相信他
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你…
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我們走
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小子，替人出頭啊？
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來人，扁他
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扁他
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窮寇莫追
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二位姑娘沒事吧？
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在下吳應熊
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家父是平西王吳三桂
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我叫阿珂
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師姐，師父說吳三桂是大漢奸
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我們跟他的兒子來往
師父會責怪我們的
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我自有分寸
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謝謝公子相救，後會有期
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請
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兩位姑娘…
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別追了，你已經闖禍了
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剛才那個人就是韋小寶
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他就是韋小寶？
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裡面的那人武功怎這麼高強？
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鰲拜也武功高強
還不是一樣被我幹掉？
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快去找人幫忙
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-卑職參見兩位大人
-什麼事？
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皇上有旨，急召兩位大人入宮
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皇上怎麼還沒到？
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相公，那麼急叫我們來幹什麼？
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我今天在街上被欺負
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想著等下見了皇上，我們再去報仇
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是什麼人這麼大膽？
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能壓得住我的當然有點本事了
194
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,046
他拳頭比茶壺還大
雙眼有銅鈴那麼大
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舌頭跟牛舌那麼長，還高我兩個頭呢
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小鬼，你站住
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長相跟他差不多
妳們靠近一點，看清楚了
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越看就越相似
簡直是一個模子出來的
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00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,225
我舌頭有牛舌那麼長嗎？
200
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真的是你這個娘娘腔？
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00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,188
有種走進我的地盤？幹掉他
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妳們先撐著，我去搬救兵
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皇上駕到！
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-叩見皇上
-叩見皇上
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平身
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韋卿家，什麼事？
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皇上，那個戴黑帽的娘娘腔擅闖禁宮
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還企圖偷看貴妃洗澡
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我想阻止，還被他毆打
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-真有此事？
-是
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-韋大人，你身受何職？
-香主，不是
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我是不及閣大學士兼鹿鼎公
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老闆有何指教？
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你看清楚我是誰？
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你說他就是那娘娘腔的同黨？
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韋卿家，你不要亂說話
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這位是平西王吳三桂的大公子吳應熊
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今次進宮是跟朕商議國家大事
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小皇爺真是氣宇軒昂
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真是聞名不如見面
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這位龍兄是小皇旗下第一猛將
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是我帶他入宮的
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猛將兄
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猛將兄氣宇軒昂，真是聞名不如見面
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你剛才說我什麼來著？
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我說閣下武藝高強
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我對你的欽佩
有如滔滔江水，連綿不絕…
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小寶，不必多言，傳令設宴
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-行不行啊？
-行
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猛將兄
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小弟敬你一杯
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剛才有點誤會，就此忘了吧
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請
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小王爺，你有猛將兄這種高手助陣
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真可謂戰無不勝，攻無不克
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就算打回京師，那也贏定了
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你說什麼？想誣衊小王造反？
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今天真是…今天真是高興啊
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皇上，不如弄些小玩意來助興吧？
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找些事來助興也好，你想弄些什麼？
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猛將兄如此威猛
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我願意出100兩
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賭猛將兄在十招內
打倒我幾個不成材的手下
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-那可未必
-未必嗎？
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那我多拿一百萬兩押你打不贏
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-好，就賭一百萬兩
-好
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世子
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千萬別讓我丟人
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-叩見皇上
-叩見皇上
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平身
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-謝皇上
-謝皇上
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龍卿家，你可以開始了
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一二三四五六七八九，還有一招
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龍兒，別丟平西王府的臉
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第十…
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知道慘了吧？
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謝謝韋爵爺的一百萬兩
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賭債肉償，行不行？
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也好
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微臣出手過重，請皇上恕罪
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龍卿家，拳腳無眼，無須自責
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謝皇上
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趁今天大家都在，朕想宣佈一件喜事
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朕已決定
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將建寧公主許配給吳卿家
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招他為駙馬
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以後就是一家人了
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謝皇上
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看來今天最開心的就是這件事了
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韋卿家
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朕就任你為欽差大臣
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護送公主到雲南
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謝皇上
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你知不知道朕為何要賜婚？
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皇上一定有你的理由
小寶不敢妄自猜測
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自從將鰲拜正法後
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朕已得到全國臣民效忠
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只剩一些反賊
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例如天地會的陳近南
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以及明朝公主，獨臂神尼
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一直在跟朕作對
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不過這些小雜碎應該沒什麼大礙
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朕還有一個心腹大患
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叫朕一直寢食難安的
就是平西王吳三桂
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那皇上還跟他結親家？
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朕一直有臥底有密報
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說他招兵買馬，勾結神龍邪教
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假太后的事就是他派來的
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分明是想造反
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朕安排你做欽差大臣
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你明白朕的意思吧？
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想找機會幹掉他？
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當然不是
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要麼不殺
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要殺就要斬草除根
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朕希望你現在用懷柔政策
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安撫吳三桂
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拖延他造反的日期
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待適當的時候
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朕調動兵馬將他們一網打盡
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微臣明白
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朕現在唯一擔心的
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就是建寧公主這刁蠻姑娘不肯嫁
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你去勸勸她吧
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遵旨
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韋小寶叩見公主
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-平身
-謝公主
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福兒、祿兒，沒妳們的事了
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-是
-是
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擰死我了…
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你這個死鬼，以為那麼容易死？
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你都不用來找我了？
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-這不是來了？
-這還差不多
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恭喜公主，賀喜公主
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有天大的喜訊
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恭喜韋爵爺，賀喜韋爵爺
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我也有天大的喜訊要告訴你
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-妳也有？
-你先說
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皇上已經賜婚了
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真的？
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準備要把公主許配給…
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平西王吳三桂之子吳應熊
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還派微臣做欽差大臣陪公主出嫁
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小寶，不行啊
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為什麼？
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因為我有了你的骨肉
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嚇得我不停地抖啊
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真的把我
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嚇得不輕啊
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那現在怎麼辦？
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這次慘了，恐怕會被砍頭
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你要麼告訴皇兄，把我改為許配給你
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頂多往後初一、十五，我都不打你了
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-那麼好？
-是
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但是皇上金口已開
怎可能這麼容易改口？
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我不管，要不我告訴皇兄是你強姦我
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怎麼把話反過來說呢？
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00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,922
要不這樣，我一樣嫁給那個吳應熊
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說孩子是他的
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但你每天晚上都要來陪我
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那怎麼行？
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00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,804
那我們不就是姦夫淫婦？得浸豬籠的
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00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,765
那你想砍頭，還是浸豬籠呢？
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00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,475
那妳…就是…
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啟稟皇上，已到十里亭
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傳令下去，全軍稍息
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-駙馬，我們在這裡歇一會
-是，皇上
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韋大人，讓我來…
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韋大人，你今天穿這件盔甲真帥
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卑職對你的景仰有如滔滔江水…
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滔你媽的，熱死我了
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00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,038
還得戴這頂帽子，像頭頂中箭了似的
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去你的
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00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,916
-請
-是
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-祝你一路順風
-謝皇上
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00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:14,755
朕敬你一杯
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00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:15,964
喝
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小寶
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好悶呀
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00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,393
-怎麼了？
-你上來扮烏龜吧
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00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:32,189
現在是送妳出嫁，扮烏龜？
妳這是在開玩笑吧？
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00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,566
我都是在為你著想，你還到處亂跑
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整根避雷針似的
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00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,194
待會打雷肯定劈死你
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00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,570
要是真的打雷
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就算我不是避雷針
第一個也會先劈我
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00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,783
-那也是
-先拿去用吧，怕了妳了
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00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,494
討厭！
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00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:48,038
都站直一點，精神一點
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韋大人
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好威風啊
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00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,544
當然，有我在這
誰敢動皇上一根汗毛？
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狗皇帝！
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00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,177
護駕
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皇上小心
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-護駕！
-護駕！
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寒冰掌！
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狗皇帝！
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偷懶嗎？還不護駕？
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00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,803
-搞什麼鬼？
-護駕呀
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寒冰掌！
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抓住她！
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00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:08,744
小寶，你沒事吧？
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00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,579
幸好有天蠶寶衣墊著
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00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:11,872
皇上龍體無恙吧？
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00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,582
小寶，你護駕有功，朕就封你為…
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護駕！
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00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,792
幹什麼？
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護駕呀！
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00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,259
保護皇上！
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-保護皇上！
-喂
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-保護皇上啊！
-誰推朕？
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00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,893
-上！
-上！
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壓死人了
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00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,448
別推啊
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00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,742
保護皇上！
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00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:49,951
你叫什麼名字？
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00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:51,536
我叫溫兆倫
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00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,497
-回去誅你九族
-謝皇上
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00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,167
要麼不上來，要麼那麼多人一起上來
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00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,588
去你的，是誰連鞋都不穿？
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00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,632
喂，後面的別一直頂我啊
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00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,219
喂，上面的人
別抓住我那根東西好嗎？
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00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,888
別吵，大家都是身不由己
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00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,306
誰那麼囂張？
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00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,936
-你這狗賊
-我是啊
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00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,229
妳好嗎？
408
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,773
在這種情況之下，我們很難分出高下
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00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,234
不如我們用十成功力
把這些人給推出去吧？
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00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,276
好
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00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,196
取你狗命
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00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,463
皇上，你們先走
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00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,343
拜託，把我也送走吧，謝謝
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00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:49,261
待會吧
415
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,482
老兄，還要等多久啊？
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00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:18,790
不必這麼用力吧？
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00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:43,899
狗賊，往哪跑？
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00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,860
我沒關係，妳去哪我就去哪
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00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:49,613
把他們倆抓走
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走
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00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:56,661
你還不去追？
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00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,247
皇上不用擔心，卑職馬上去救駙馬
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00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,457
還有韋爵爺
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00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,879
神龍教眾聽令
425
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,382
馬上追截一個老尼姑和平西王世子
426
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:25,357
你幹什麼？
427
00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:29,194
妳的劍放在前面
我的頭當然是往後縮了
428
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,905
你這無賴，信不信我一劍殺了你？
429
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,244
師父
430
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:39,663
師父，妳沒事吧？
431
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,290
想不到康熙身邊
432
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,125
有內力如此深厚的高手
433
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,795
莫非是清狗的氣數未盡？
434
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,631
需不需要我幫忙找大夫啊？
435
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:50,590
你想逃？
436
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:53,802
師父，韋小寶這個奸賊詭計多端
437
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,095
不如先把他給殺了
438
00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:58,014
我只是想幫忙而已
439
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,015
不能殺
440
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,892
他是康熙跟前的紅人
441
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:02,686
現在是我們的護身符
442
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,271
要殺，就殺他吧
443
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,147
不要啊…
444
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,608
阿珂姑娘，那天在麗春院是我救妳的
445
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:09,693
妳不記得了嗎？
446
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,737
阿珂，妳見過他嗎？
447
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:17,617
那天我和師妹去查探
448
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,828
差點被韋小寶這個奸賊所騙
449
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,913
幸得這位公子相救
450
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,374
怎麼我從來沒聽妳提起過？
451
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,209
但妳還少說了一件事
452
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:29,504
這位公子就是平西王吳三桂的大兒子
453
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:32,048
打傷師太妳的高手就是他的手下
454
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:35,635
他就是賣國賊吳三桂的兒子？
455
00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:36,886
給我殺了他
456
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:40,181
不要，不要殺我…
457
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,767
妳敢不聽師父的話？
458
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,149
救我呀！
459
00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:50,859
救我呀，我在這裡！
460
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,571
老尼姑，快把人放了
461
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:56,323
有本事就過來啊
462
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,676
老尼姑早已受傷，不用怕她，上
463
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,730
能夠死在我一陽指下
464
00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,315
也算是妳的福氣
465
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:37,197
晚輩剛才斗膽用一陽指
來助神尼一臂之力
466
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,865
希望神尼不要見怪
467
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,826
什麼一陽指？是槍就說槍
468
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,203
你為什麼要幫我？
469
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,294
公子
470
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,962
妳那麼緊張幹嘛？
471
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,714
我只是點了他的睡穴
472
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,049
你有什麼話就說吧
473
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:57,759
請恕晚輩無禮
474
00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:02,347
“清明”？
475
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,808
左腳“反復”，右腳“清明”
476
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,559
莫非你是天地會的人？
477
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:07,936
沒錯
478
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,731
晚輩韋小寶正是天地會的青木堂堂主
479
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,025
這個就是我的令牌
480
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,278
家師陳近南派晚輩臥底宮中
481
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,614
-今天能見到師太，真是三生有幸
-師父
482
00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:21,866
別相信他，他很狡猾的
483
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,576
這令牌是真的
484
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,578
陳總舵主好嗎？
485
00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,622
謝謝，師父能吃能睡
486
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:29,374
還經常提起妳老人家
487
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:31,292
說天下武功他只是排名第二
488
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:32,794
師太妳才是當今第一
489
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:34,504
還是超級第一
490
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:38,717
陳總舵主過獎了
491
00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:42,303
我希望師太能收我為徒
492
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,930
不知晚輩有沒有這個福氣？
493
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:45,932
韋香主，快起來
494
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:49,060
如果師太妳不答應
我就一直跪到死為止
495
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,441
-好吧
-多謝師父
496
00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:55,483
師姐
497
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,403
我知道妳一直對我都存有誤解
498
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,488
但我相信妳很快就會很明白
499
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,659
韋香主，我暫時收你為掛名弟子
500
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,870
等陳總舵主同意之後
501
00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:08,496
我才正式教授你武功
502
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:09,831
謝謝師姐
503
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:11,416
不是，謝謝師父
504
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:13,710
此地不宜久留
505
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,211
我們還是盡快離開這吧
506
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,173
前面還有位師姐在客棧等我們
507
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,174
好
508
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,345
師父，請問獨臂刀王是不是妳爸啊？
509
00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:25,388
不是
510
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,557
有間客棧啊
511
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:29,559
真是有間客棧啊
512
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,205
多大人，為什麼老盯著那個男人？
513
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:53,416
那是個女人
514
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:54,709
大人怎麼知道？
515
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,836
凡是男人，看見我都會吐
516
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,130
只有她沒吐，那一定是女扮男裝
517
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,882
大人聰明蓋世
518
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,760
下屬對大人之景仰有如滔滔江水…
519
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:04,928
去你的
520
00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:10,391
師父，在這裡
521
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,023
謝謝
522
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:21,528
師姐，有事找我嗎？
523
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:22,695
滾開
524
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,907
阿南，師父受了傷
525
00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:28,034
快帶師父進房間療傷
526
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:33,915
阿珂，妳在樓下找個房間看住他
527
00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:35,625
小寶
528
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,961
你四周巡視一下
看看有沒有人跟蹤我們
529
00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,421
師父，不過這傢伙…
530
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,007
我點了他的聾啞穴
他聽不見我們說話的
531
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:44,342
你放心吧
532
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,888
師姐，我想向妳表白一下
533
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:50,890
其實我的為人絕對…
534
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:51,808
滾開
535
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,521
韋大人
536
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,942
韋大人，你真是男人中的男人
537
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,027
吐也吐得這麼厲害
538
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:05,238
多隆，你怎麼扮成這樣？
539
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,115
我們來得算快了吧？
540
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:10,118
我們知道方圓十里只有這家客棧
所以埋伏在這來救你
541
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:11,160
幹嘛要你救？
542
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:12,579
我早就搞定那個老尼姑了
543
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,873
之所以跟到這裡來，是想得到她…
544
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,834
大人真是品味非凡
連老尼姑也感興趣
545
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:19,377
卑職佩服佩服
546
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:20,295
佩你的頭
547
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,130
我是想得到她的徒弟，阿珂姑娘
548
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:23,381
有把我的行頭帶來嗎？
549
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,842
當然有，連大人泡妞的戰袍也帶來了
550
00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,760
這小子挺機靈的，有前途
551
00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,847
王八蛋，連我的馬屁你也搶著拍？
552
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,689
實在是太帥了！
553
00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:41,691
大人
554
00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:43,526
你的英俊不凡
555
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,403
有如滔滔江水
556
00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:47,655
連綿不絕地湧出來
557
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,783
小人對大人的欽敬…
558
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,077
別老是對我的欽敬好不好？
559
00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:54,787
對不起，大人
560
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,332
我準備了為你助興的東西
561
00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,792
“淫不風流枉少年”
562
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,502
“淫賤奶奶色岳父”
563
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,212
“淫蕩琵琶小喇叭”
564
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:06,341
大人，這三種春藥都是當今世上…
565
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:07,800
算是最爛的東西
566
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:09,802
小子，看我的
567
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,555
（我愛一根柴）
568
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:15,808
什麼東西？
569
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,353
除了天下第一淫藥，奇淫合歡散外
570
00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:21,481
“我愛一根柴”完全可以稱霸慾林
571
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,983
這東西別說碰了
連聞一下也會受不了
572
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:24,943
這麼厲害？
573
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:25,985
你試試就知道了
574
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,198
-厲害到什麼程度啊？
-顧名思義
575
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:31,532
這東西發作的時候
576
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,661
中毒的人就會對著條狀
或是棍狀的物體發騷
577
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,371
不停地追著來索吻
578
00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:38,331
不論你如何的反抗
579
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:41,000
以至羞辱他，又或是毒打他
580
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,379
他還是會勇往直前，不會放棄
581
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,422
那要如何解救？
582
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,675
很簡單，只要用解藥一噴
583
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:52,220
就沒事了
584
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:57,725
大人，看來珂姑娘今晚
難逃你的五指山啊
585
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,172
阿珂姑娘，不如妳放我走吧
586
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:32,343
不行，這樣師父會責怪我的
587
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,097
那樣的話，不如我們一起走吧？
588
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,475
你怎麼這麼放肆啊？
589
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:42,437
我只是說出我的肺腑之言
590
00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:46,816
其實在麗春院那天
我一看見妳就已對妳一見傾心
591
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,318
無奈還沒有機會向妳表白而已
592
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,529
那你怎麼去當駙馬爺？
593
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,615
這些只不過是我父王的計謀
594
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:58,161
他日推翻滿清，我父皇登基稱帝
595
00:33:58,578 --> 00:33:59,662
我就是太子
596
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:01,748
我的夫人就是太子妃
597
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:05,209
說不定，很快會變成皇后
598
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,379
那跟我有什麼關係？
599
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,882
難道這樣妳都還不明白我的心意？
600
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:13,509
我心裡除了妳，再也容不下別人
601
00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:17,388
只有妳，才有資格當我的皇后
602
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:20,933
師姐
603
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:24,020
怎樣？這狗賊沒出什麼花樣吧？
604
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,065
有我在這看著，他能搞什麼花樣？
605
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,399
說得對
606
00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:34,280
怎麼地上寫了兩個字？
607
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:38,117
寫得這麼難看
608
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:39,702
是不是你寫的？說，是不是？
609
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:41,245
你慘了
610
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,705
-他…
-師姐，悄悄告訴我
611
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,832
這兩個是什麼字，我不太識字
612
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,044
是“別動”
613
00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,378
是我寫給他看的
614
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,176
師姐，站了那麼久，恐怕妳也累了
615
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,552
讓我找把椅子給妳坐下
616
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:57,929
謝謝
617
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,392
師父，妳…
618
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:04,560
-幹什麼？
-沒…
619
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,145
沒事吧？
620
00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:07,396
我沒事
621
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:10,149
我已運功把內傷運出來了
622
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,902
不是…妳真的沒事？
623
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,071
別囉嗦，你先出去
624
00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,240
我們師徒還有話要談
625
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:21,744
你先別走
626
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,037
師父，妳想怎樣？
627
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:26,082
你真的查清楚了沒敵人跟蹤我們？
628
00:35:26,749 --> 00:35:27,792
應該沒有
629
00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:29,877
-那你出去吧
-好
630
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:38,219
什麼事啊？
631
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,596
神尼中了我愛一根柴呀！
632
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,234
我明明扮成女人了
她怎麼還追著我？
633
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:55,945
壞就壞在你長得跟廢柴一樣
她不追你的話要追誰呢？
634
00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:56,904
師父！
635
00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:58,489
趁他們亂成一團，我們趕快逃
636
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,202
師姐，妳要是這麼走了
師父會責怪妳的
637
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,211
妳跟我走，我一定不會辜負妳
638
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,136
來吧
639
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,598
-恭迎教主法駕
-恭迎教主法駕
640
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:32,398
老尼姑，快把世子和韋小寶交出來
641
00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:38,613
妳再不出來，我們就進去了
642
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,865
又是哪一路的？
643
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:43,075
-管他哪一路的，先出去頂著
-是
644
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:51,959
四護法，退下
645
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,805
我們先抓韋小寶那個奸賊！
646
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,224
又是找我？
647
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:09,894
你的眼神如此無良，你想怎樣？
648
00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:11,729
喂，韋大人，你不是這麼看我的吧？
649
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:15,566
我義氣干雲，對你的景仰
有如滔滔江水，連綿不絕
650
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:19,654
又有如黃河氾濫，一發不可收拾
651
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,989
你這臭小子，還敢說？
你賣友求榮，沒義氣
652
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:23,574
不是啊，韋大人
653
00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:25,284
一個人死總比兩個人死好啊
654
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:26,953
至少還有我為你掃墓啊
655
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,829
朋友，冤有頭，債有主
656
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,414
妳要的人我給妳找來了
657
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:35,044
娘娘腔，你幹嘛扮女人啊？
658
00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:38,047
大膽！看見神龍教主還不下跪？
659
00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:41,425
你當教主也不用扮女人啊
660
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,512
韋小寶
661
00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:47,014
我說過一定會回來找你的
662
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:54,772
你不認得我了？
663
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,608
神龍教聖女龍兒
664
00:37:58,317 --> 00:38:00,444
是妳？妳去整容了？
665
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,491
這才是我的盧山真面目
666
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,160
妳現在好看多了
667
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,954
-是不是比以前好看了？
-是啊…
668
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,790
既然大家認識，當面說清楚就沒事了
669
00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:14,208
多隆，我們走吧
670
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:17,420
先生，你們兩人認識
但我不認識你們啊
671
00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:18,796
教主，先走了
672
00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:21,173
你做得那麼絕？
673
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,050
沒什麼特別啊
674
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:24,552
喂…
675
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:26,887
老尼姑和世子呢？
676
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,347
對了，冤有頭，債有主
677
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,849
她就在上面，上去找她吧
678
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:37,523
好大一根啊
679
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:33,537
不要吵
680
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:36,957
再吵就把你的舌頭割掉
681
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,127
我就靠舌頭討生活
那豈不是讓我走投無路？
682
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,257
你再多走一步，我就剁了你的腳
683
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:52,640
妳既要砍神尼，又要砍我
684
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,392
妳到底是幫哪邊的啊？
685
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,686
我和你是私人恩怨
686
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,897
你在宮中壞我大事
687
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,732
還想置我於死地
688
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:05,945
那是皇帝說要放箭射妳的，不是我
689
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,030
冤有頭，債有主，對吧？
690
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:10,199
-關我什麼事啊？
-你過來
691
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:11,409
來了
692
00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:14,578
算我說錯吧，妳究竟想幹嘛？
693
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:15,746
扶我起來
694
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,459
你幹什麼？
695
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,669
扶妳啊
696
00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:34,098
好香啊
697
00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:38,727
說妳香，妳也不高興
難道要我說妳臭嗎？
698
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,688
如果你能扶我回神龍教
699
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,648
我也許可以放你一條生路
700
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,108
謝謝…
701
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:45,401
那走吧
702
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:53,868
妳以為我不知道嗎？
其實妳是替平西王吳三桂辦事的
703
00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,828
平西王爺對我們恩重如山
704
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,580
喂…
705
00:40:58,831 --> 00:41:00,499
妳怎知道他對妳恩重如山？
706
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,042
關你什麼事？
707
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,044
是我師父說的
708
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,004
喂
709
00:41:05,087 --> 00:41:06,589
萬一妳師父“老點”妳呢？
710
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:07,840
什麼是“老點”？
711
00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:08,966
就是騙妳
712
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:10,468
那你會不會騙你爸？
713
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,385
會
714
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:13,429
看看有沒有好處吧
715
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:14,805
如果有好處呢？
716
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:16,098
那就騙到他昏花
717
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,141
卑鄙！
718
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:25,065
臭婆娘，早晚把妳弄上床
把妳肚子也弄大
719
00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:26,692
你說什麼？
720
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:27,943
走快一點
721
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:30,988
你看，那只老虎怎麼那麼瘦？
722
00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:32,323
那不是老虎，是驢子
723
00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,659
原來是哮天犬啊，快跑啊…
724
00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:22,540
想去哪？退回去
725
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,459
啟稟教主
726
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:29,964
平西王世子及平西王特使
馮錫範老先生已等候多時
727
00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:31,924
有請
728
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,053
教主
729
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:37,721
在客棧承蒙相救
730
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,015
小王才能脫離老尼姑的魔掌
731
00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:42,434
世子這麼說
732
00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,937
是不是在譏諷本座打不過老尼姑？
733
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,064
教主太言重了
734
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,149
父王近日起兵在即
735
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,776
惦記神龍教近年來
736
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:53,487
幫助本藩招兵買馬、訓練人才
737
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,613
大大有功
738
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:57,074
才叫馮老師陪同小王
739
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,659
賜御酒給教主
740
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:01,412
並且封教主為護國聖女
741
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,080
謝平西王爺
742
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:04,707
賜酒
743
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:13,132
老夫上次有要事在身
744
00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,800
未能陪世子上京
745
00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:16,218
勞煩教主辛苦
746
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,386
先敬一杯
747
00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:18,554
好
748
00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,473
有蹊蹺
749
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:25,686
好酒量
750
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:28,147
素聞神龍教的神龍素女功
751
00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:31,275
一代傳一代，百毒不侵，功力精純
752
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,693
不知道是否有這回事？
753
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:35,654
區區素女功，何足掛齒？
754
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:36,989
我也想知道
755
00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:40,242
神龍素女功能否抵擋天下第一奇毒
756
00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:43,537
無色無味的奇淫合歡散
757
00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:46,415
馮錫範，你什麼意思？
758
00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:50,336
神龍教恃功自大，橫行霸道
759
00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:52,129
王爺早就看不順眼了
760
00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:55,633
下令要將妳們全教鏟除，一網打盡
761
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:57,968
來人，把他們抓住
762
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,560
你以為這樣就能對付我了嗎？
763
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,737
在妳回來之前
我們已經攻陷了神龍教
764
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,573
現在所有教眾都效忠我們
765
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:22,993
冥頑不靈的已經全部處死
766
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:25,829
龍兒
767
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:31,168
我走遍天下才找到這種
能破妳神功的奇淫合歡散放在酒裡
768
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,879
現在是不是覺得全身發熱？
769
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:42,763
天亮之前，一定要找個男子交合
770
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,516
不然就會全身噴血而死
771
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,895
老夫也許可以幫妳這個忙
772
00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,355
-教主，我們來救妳
-教主，我們來救妳
773
00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:00,656
師父，你武功已如此高強了
774
00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:02,116
那八成的武功不如就給我吧
775
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,243
-世子，你…
-難道不對嗎？
776
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:17,923
乖，幫幫忙，走吧
777
00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:27,975
神龍血遁大法
778
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,998
看妳這人還不錯，妳要請我吃宵夜啊
779
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,000
就扶妳一把，妳沒事吧？
780
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:55,002
我用了最後一道真氣
781
00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:56,712
使出神龍血遁大法
782
00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:58,547
現在毒氣攻心
783
00:45:58,714 --> 00:45:59,882
幫妳揉一揉胸口吧
784
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:02,134
你別碰我，走開
785
00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:03,677
那就算了
786
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,680
妳這人，跟妳說過只要有好處
就連爸爸也會騙妳
787
00:46:06,763 --> 00:46:09,558
現在就只有我沒騙妳
結果好心沒好報
788
00:46:09,683 --> 00:46:10,684
你別走
789
00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:12,227
幹什麼？
790
00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:13,479
這個人雖然討厭
791
00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:15,355
但沒想到，他說的都是真話
792
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,483
我神龍教對平西王忠心耿耿
793
00:46:17,649 --> 00:46:19,651
結果還是遭受滅教之禍
794
00:46:27,075 --> 00:46:29,953
難道我真的如此命苦，要死在這裡？
795
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,170
賈寶玉？
796
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:46,345
你過來
797
00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,430
什麼？又叫我走，又叫我過來
798
00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:49,598
說實話，妳想怎樣？
799
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:54,478
快過來嘛
800
00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:56,021
難道是想找我來解毒？
801
00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:58,565
真的這麼便宜我嗎？
802
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,365
蜘蛛精呀！
803
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:19,711
救命呀！
804
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:37,813
韋小寶
805
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,148
這或許是天意
806
00:47:40,857 --> 00:47:42,651
如果他日你負了我
807
00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,571
我一定不會放過你
808
00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:58,000
-妳醒了？
-我沒睡
809
00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,711
小寶，現在我已是你的人
810
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:03,005
以後你想怎麼樣，我都會照辦
811
00:48:03,088 --> 00:48:05,132
那麻煩妳把褲子遞給我
812
00:48:05,882 --> 00:48:06,883
真聽話
813
00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:14,224
天亮了
814
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:17,185
小寶
815
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:19,521
-你過來
-怎麼了？
816
00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:25,736
我從小就聽人說
吳三桂是個英雄，是個好人
817
00:48:26,903 --> 00:48:30,490
我現在才知道，英雄其實未必是真的
818
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:33,827
我也是現在才知道
819
00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:36,246
原來妳是這麼漂亮的
820
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:40,542
肚子好餓，先去找些東西吃
821
00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:45,297
發生什麼事了？
822
00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:47,549
你已經有了我的八成功力
823
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,343
身懷絕世武功了
824
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,638
我真的身懷絕世武功？
825
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:57,351
本門武功，一定要處子之身修練
826
00:48:57,684 --> 00:48:58,727
一失童貞
827
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:01,688
功力的八成就會同時傳入男方的體內
828
00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:04,941
我現在只剩下兩成的功力
829
00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:06,652
那麼厲害？
830
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,738
妳介意讓我打兩拳，測試力度嗎？
831
00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:11,907
開玩笑的，我怎麼捨得？
832
00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:13,700
你跟我好了之後
833
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,535
你就是神龍教的聖王
834
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:17,496
有責任為教眾報仇雪恨
835
00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:18,664
找誰報仇？
836
00:49:18,955 --> 00:49:20,582
吳三桂和馮錫範
837
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,335
就算妳不說，我也會去找這兩人
838
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:39,851
韋大人呀…
839
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,561
你哭什麼？還不快說？
840
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:42,896
再不說，我就殺了你
841
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:45,357
公主
842
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,068
我只有韋大人這個燒黃紙的兄弟
843
00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:49,945
我們的兄弟之情
844
00:49:50,028 --> 00:49:53,573
有如滔滔江水，連綿不絕
845
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,701
-在那一晚…
-那晚怎麼了？
846
00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:59,204
我一人打百多個人都沒法保住他
847
00:49:59,621 --> 00:50:01,373
那個妖女一下逮住他
848
00:50:01,623 --> 00:50:04,710
左手抓他的右腳，右手抓他的左腳
849
00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:06,086
把頭都扭斷了
850
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,462
那不就死掉了？
851
00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:08,839
是啊…
852
00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:17,848
嚇得我不停地抖啊
853
00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,311
抖到我的
854
00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:28,358
心底啊
855
00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:31,653
公主，怎麼突然間這麼有雅興？
856
00:50:32,654 --> 00:50:33,613
你不明白
857
00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,408
只有我跟韋大人才知道
858
00:50:40,036 --> 00:50:42,748
公主，我明不明白並不要緊
859
00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:46,918
只要是韋大人的屁股，我都願意擦的
860
00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:49,004
不用你擦
861
00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:51,882
自然有人會擦的
862
00:50:52,507 --> 00:50:53,675
你先回去吧
863
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,343
是，公主
864
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:03,226
-參見多大人
-免禮
865
00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:04,561
-謝大人
-謝大人
866
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:09,191
多大人，卑職等今晚在官邸設宴
867
00:51:09,357 --> 00:51:11,902
希望公主跟大人賞臉光臨
868
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:14,070
韋大人慘遭不幸，我沒心情吃了
869
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,030
換成銀子吧
870
00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:16,281
卑職遵命
871
00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:19,743
韋大人精忠報國，殺身成仁
872
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,536
我們一定要給他風光大葬
873
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:24,498
去準備一些金縷衣、金盆洗手、金…
874
00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:26,833
是，卑職立刻找一流的師父製造
875
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,252
還是別這麼麻煩了，換成銀子吧
876
00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,755
還有，韋大人生前最喜歡美女
877
00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:34,216
萬一他托夢給我
我也不知道找什麼東西陪他
878
00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:36,551
所以找好八個、十個美女陪我睡吧
879
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,428
多大人真是想得週到
880
00:51:38,845 --> 00:51:41,431
韋大人地下有知，一定會很感動
881
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,183
應該的
882
00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:45,519
不過我為人這麼正派
883
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:47,771
找來十多個美女陪我睡覺
884
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:49,648
這太為難我了
885
00:51:52,734 --> 00:51:53,652
你們幹什麼？
886
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:57,781
-沒事…
-沒事…
887
00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:01,701
不知何年何月得償所望
888
00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:03,703
得…得償所望
889
00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:05,831
得…得償所望
890
00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:08,124
-得…得償所望
-多隆，你總算是對得起我了
891
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,502
得…得償所望
892
00:52:10,585 --> 00:52:12,879
得…得償所望
893
00:52:13,421 --> 00:52:15,507
得…
894
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:24,766
韋大人，真是老天有眼
895
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,226
你沒有死？
896
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:29,062
我得償所望
897
00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:31,565
認識你這樣的朋友，我怎捨得死呢？
898
00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:33,275
是的…
899
00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:35,527
-韋大人…
-多隆，你真夠義氣
900
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:38,238
韋大人…
901
00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,532
回想當日綁你出去之後
902
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:42,951
我每天晚上都睡不著覺
903
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:45,287
每晚都垂淚到天明
904
00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:47,372
我只記得兩個字
905
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,499
而且我還刻在了手臂上
906
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,293
來警惕自己
907
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:53,628
-這麼隆重，是哪兩個字？
-是啊
908
00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:55,380
你自己看吧
909
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,383
“布仇”？
910
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,135
沒錯
911
00:53:00,218 --> 00:53:02,470
卑職少讀書，不知道有沒有寫錯字
912
00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:03,471
應該沒有
913
00:53:04,055 --> 00:53:06,391
卑職日思夜想
想為大人做的就是這兩個字
914
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:07,809
那就是報仇
915
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,437
血還在不停地流呢
916
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,564
不會是你剛剛才刻的吧？
917
00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,858
不是，刻是刻很久了
918
00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:17,694
不過每次一興奮，血就會流出來
919
00:53:17,944 --> 00:53:19,905
現在見到大人，怎麼會不興奮呢？
920
00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:21,156
所以才流血
921
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,742
那你拿著一把刀又是為何？
922
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,411
怎麼會有刀？是誰？
923
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:27,704
是誰把刀放我手裡？
924
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,372
我明白
925
00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:32,918
多隆，你果然是我的好兄弟
不枉當日跟你燒黃紙
926
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,003
大人明白就好
927
00:53:36,504 --> 00:53:38,048
那我再多說個秘密給你聽
928
00:53:38,673 --> 00:53:39,883
我很會保密的
929
00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:43,178
其實我是皇上派入天地會的反臥底
930
00:53:43,678 --> 00:53:45,680
目的是接近陳近南
931
00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:47,933
根據情報所得
932
00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:50,393
原來天地會的人遍佈全國
933
00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,520
就連雲南這裡，也有他們的分舵
934
00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:53,688
真的？
935
00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:57,150
所以我希望你這次代我出去跑一趟
936
00:53:58,526 --> 00:53:59,361
我？
937
00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:02,489
你現在快走到街上，然後大喊暗號
938
00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:05,033
自然會有人帶你到天地會分舵
939
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,201
什麼暗號？
940
00:54:06,284 --> 00:54:07,369
反清復明
941
00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,831
這麼大逆不道的話也能說嗎？
942
00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:14,876
要跟反賊聯絡
當然要用反賊的口號了
943
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,212
我還會在你的背後
多刻一個特別的暗號
944
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,297
-還有？
-有
945
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:20,757
待會你到天地會後
946
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,760
將會見到喬裝成朝廷大官的人
947
00:54:23,843 --> 00:54:25,095
那個人就是陳近南
948
00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:28,014
你把特別的暗號給他看
他就會給你樣東西
949
00:54:28,139 --> 00:54:30,058
-是什麼東西？
-是秘密
950
00:54:32,143 --> 00:54:34,396
你們別打擾我唱歌啊
951
00:54:34,479 --> 00:54:35,522
公主
952
00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:47,033
反清復明
953
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,706
反清復明
954
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,003
反清復明
955
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,046
喂…
956
00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:12,559
“天地會分舵”？
957
00:55:12,934 --> 00:55:14,561
不會這麼明目張膽吧？
958
00:55:20,942 --> 00:55:22,193
“天地會分舵”
959
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:23,528
連猴子也知道？
960
00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:29,909
韋小寶居然來到了昆明？
961
00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:32,662
這個人詭計多端
962
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:34,205
不可以輕視
963
00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:36,082
父王
964
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:38,084
韋小寶三番四次羞辱孩兒
965
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:40,086
如果不將他凌遲處死
966
00:55:40,462 --> 00:55:42,005
難解我心頭之恨
967
00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:45,508
你瘋了？他現在是欽差大臣
968
00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:47,177
殺了他即等於造反
969
00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:51,890
何況我們的糧草兵馬
還要一個月才能備妥
970
00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:55,810
豈可為了一點個人恩怨而誤了大事？
971
00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:00,106
對啊，世子
972
00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:01,566
他日兵臨城下
973
00:56:01,649 --> 00:56:03,276
我們將韋小寶剁成肉醬
974
00:56:03,359 --> 00:56:04,903
也不過舉手之勞
975
00:56:04,986 --> 00:56:06,488
又何必急於一時呢？
976
00:56:06,654 --> 00:56:08,406
你現在說到底也是個駙馬
977
00:56:08,656 --> 00:56:10,950
有空去看看公主，哄哄她
978
00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:13,995
而我們就假意籌備婚禮
979
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,705
好讓康熙這個小鬼
980
00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:17,749
完全不提防我們有反意
981
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,834
-明白了嗎？
-孩兒明白
982
00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:21,294
馮老師
983
00:56:21,961 --> 00:56:24,380
廣東有密使前來跟我談出兵事宜
984
00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:26,341
我不希望有這麼多的耳目
985
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:28,802
你把後花園大部分守衛撤走吧
986
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:29,719
遵命
987
00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:50,240
招牌就這麼擺著，這麼正大光明？
988
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,785
門都沒關
989
00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:56,663
難怪天地會會鬥不過我們朝廷了
990
00:56:57,789 --> 00:56:59,374
反清復明
991
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:02,127
反清復明呀
992
00:57:02,377 --> 00:57:03,670
反清復明！
993
00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:04,921
誰在那胡言亂語？
994
00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:07,465
反清復明
995
00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:09,050
是誰這麼大膽？
996
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:15,223
你是誰？
997
00:57:15,723 --> 00:57:18,268
裝得不錯啊，跟朝廷命官一樣
998
00:57:18,351 --> 00:57:19,269
你是臥底？
999
00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:20,186
暗號
1000
00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:21,688
什麼暗號啊？
1001
00:57:22,063 --> 00:57:23,189
反清復明
1002
00:57:23,648 --> 00:57:25,358
大膽，來人
1003
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:28,403
喂…我是自己人，我身上寫有暗號
1004
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,783
“反清復明”？
1005
00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:36,369
“誓殺吳三桂”？
1006
00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:40,415
現在知道我的來頭了吧？
1007
00:57:40,748 --> 00:57:41,916
我知道你媽的混蛋
1008
00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:44,586
王八蛋，有暗號還打？
1009
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,754
王八蛋，你還手？
1010
00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:48,006
來人，有刺客
1011
00:57:49,507 --> 00:57:51,384
-連我也敢打？
-有刺客！來人啊！
1012
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:53,636
-快點
-在哪裡？
1013
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:57,640
抓住他！
1014
00:57:58,016 --> 00:57:59,017
怕了嗎？
1015
00:58:05,565 --> 00:58:08,735
老虎不發威你當我是病貓？
儘管放馬過來
1016
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:09,736
給我打！
1017
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:14,365
殺人啦！
1018
00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:16,868
還給我反清復明？給我打
打得連他媽也認不得
1019
00:58:18,453 --> 00:58:20,079
喂，反清復…
1020
00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:21,331
稟告皇爺
1021
00:58:21,414 --> 00:58:23,708
建寧公主由欽差韋大人陪同突然駕到
1022
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,293
喂，作死嗎？
1023
00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:26,711
想打死人嗎？
1024
00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:29,547
反清復明…
1025
00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:36,888
未知公主駕臨，有失遠迎
1026
00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:38,306
平身
1027
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:41,142
公主都快管王爺叫公公了
1028
00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:42,560
正所謂…
1029
00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:44,812
王爺，你的眼睛…
1030
00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:47,357
剛才不小心碰傷的
1031
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,235
來人，傳世子
1032
00:58:50,318 --> 00:58:51,528
救命呀…
1033
00:58:52,153 --> 00:58:53,613
韋大人，救命呀
1034
00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:55,114
韋大人，救命呀
1035
00:58:56,115 --> 00:58:57,075
你貴姓啊？
1036
00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:58,451
是我多隆
1037
00:58:58,535 --> 00:58:59,661
韋大人，我是多隆
1038
00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:01,746
胡說，多隆哪有你那麼帥？
1039
00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:03,373
快把這個反賊押入石室
1040
00:59:03,456 --> 00:59:04,290
-是
-不要啊
1041
00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:05,708
-韋大人…
-這是當然的
1042
00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:07,252
你忘了我們曾一起召妓嗎？
1043
00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:08,920
你真的是多隆？
1044
00:59:09,003 --> 00:59:09,879
是呀，大人
1045
00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:11,506
這個人闖入我平西王府
1046
00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:13,716
還大喊“反清復明”
這麼大逆不道的口號
1047
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,676
就是反賊
1048
00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:16,261
慢著，他真的是多隆
1049
00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:18,596
王爺，你為何毆打朝廷命官啊？
1050
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:19,514
是呀
1051
00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:21,933
-他是朝廷命官？
-是
1052
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,142
當然是朝廷命官了
1053
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:24,394
就算是朝廷命官
1054
00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:26,604
口出叛逆之言，也是殺頭大罪
1055
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,439
但是他也是滿人
1056
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,775
沒道理反清，那豈不是反自己？
1057
00:59:30,858 --> 00:59:31,859
-是…
-多隆
1058
00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:33,528
你是不是被人冤枉啊？
1059
00:59:34,195 --> 00:59:36,489
是，大人，我是被冤枉的
1060
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:37,448
還說我冤枉你？
1061
00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:38,783
你看看他後背紋了什麼字
1062
00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:39,909
看看
1063
00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:48,209
沒什麼，只是髒兮兮的
1064
00:59:51,879 --> 00:59:52,797
是你把它擦掉了
1065
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,173
剛剛明明紋了
1066
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:56,217
“反清復明，誓殺吳三桂”的
1067
00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:58,761
王爺，你這麼說
即是也想冤枉我了？
1068
00:59:59,012 --> 00:59:59,846
小寶
1069
00:59:59,929 --> 01:00:01,931
怎麼可以對王爺如此無禮？
1070
01:00:02,056 --> 01:00:02,932
是
1071
01:00:03,516 --> 01:00:05,852
不如讓我說句公道話吧
1072
01:00:06,561 --> 01:00:07,770
願聞公主高見
1073
01:00:08,187 --> 01:00:09,856
那當然就是王爺你…
1074
01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:10,982
不對了
1075
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:13,818
多隆是欽差大臣
1076
01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:17,196
負責帶著這把尚方寶劍沿途保護哀家
1077
01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:18,781
如果他要用這把
1078
01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:21,492
上斬昏君，下斬讒臣的尚方寶劍
1079
01:00:21,576 --> 01:00:23,202
來對付王爺你…
1080
01:00:24,078 --> 01:00:26,664
就連哀家也沒法子阻止了
1081
01:00:26,914 --> 01:00:27,915
是啊
1082
01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,461
剛才是哪個王八蛋打我的？是你！
1083
01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:32,795
-喂…你不要亂來
-是你
1084
01:00:32,879 --> 01:00:34,130
是你把我打成這樣的
1085
01:00:34,922 --> 01:00:35,840
-是你
-喂…
1086
01:00:35,923 --> 01:00:38,009
多隆，冤有頭，債有主
1087
01:00:38,092 --> 01:00:39,677
是誰打你，你砍他就行了
1088
01:00:40,511 --> 01:00:41,346
喂…
1089
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:42,347
-喂…年輕人…
-就是你了
1090
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:43,765
你別亂來
1091
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:44,891
納命來
1092
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:48,561
免死金牌在此！
1093
01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:50,980
尚方寶劍也不能砍
1094
01:00:51,397 --> 01:00:53,524
爹，你忘記有免死金牌了嗎？
1095
01:00:54,567 --> 01:00:55,985
-免死金牌？
-免死金牌？
1096
01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:57,403
免死金牌？
1097
01:00:57,528 --> 01:01:00,323
是啊，差點忘了
有先帝御賜的免死金牌
1098
01:01:00,865 --> 01:01:02,325
砍啊…
1099
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:04,994
砍啊…
1100
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:07,622
真是不能砍？
1101
01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:09,332
有金牌在手上的，真的不能砍
1102
01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,250
不過那些沒金牌的就…
1103
01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:15,713
父王，借我用一下
1104
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:16,839
喂…兒子
1105
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,968
給我吧，你跑得比較快，你先走
1106
01:01:21,052 --> 01:01:22,804
不是，你是平西王，他不敢砍你的
1107
01:01:22,970 --> 01:01:24,514
不是啊，你先給我
1108
01:01:24,597 --> 01:01:25,807
不行，給我
1109
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,058
喂…給我
1110
01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:28,810
別鬧了，你想我砍誰？
1111
01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:29,894
給我
1112
01:01:33,981 --> 01:01:36,192
你們沒有金牌，剛才打得過癮吧？
1113
01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:37,235
去死吧
1114
01:01:38,277 --> 01:01:41,364
-給我…
-給我…
1115
01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:43,408
-給我
-還給我
1116
01:01:43,991 --> 01:01:44,909
-喂
-給我
1117
01:01:44,992 --> 01:01:46,619
還給我，在這裡…
1118
01:01:47,578 --> 01:01:48,996
喂…兒子，還給我
1119
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:49,997
還給我！
1120
01:01:51,124 --> 01:01:52,583
喂…兒子，在哪裡？
1121
01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:54,210
-那個金牌呢？
-金牌呢？
1122
01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:55,420
在裡面
1123
01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:02,176
喂，金牌這裡啊！
1124
01:02:03,761 --> 01:02:06,222
-對不起…
-對不起…
1125
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,558
-兒子，你怎麼了？
-對不起
1126
01:02:08,641 --> 01:02:10,518
-對不起
-對不起
1127
01:02:10,768 --> 01:02:12,603
駙馬，你怎麼了？
1128
01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:13,896
-來人
-有
1129
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,815
-扶駙馬進去休息
-喳
1130
01:02:18,025 --> 01:02:19,026
慢走
1131
01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:21,696
我去看看駙馬怎麼樣了
1132
01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:25,700
這裡沒你們的事了
1133
01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:27,076
-出去吧
-喳
1134
01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,170
駙馬，你怎麼樣了？
1135
01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:38,504
好痛呀
1136
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,757
好痛呀？那怎麼辦呢？
1137
01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:42,300
不如我幫你看看吧？
1138
01:02:43,384 --> 01:02:44,844
不好吧？
1139
01:02:44,927 --> 01:02:47,346
別傻了，我們都快成為夫妻了
1140
01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:48,806
來，我幫你看看
1141
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:57,815
你不要亂來，我有免死金牌在手
1142
01:02:57,899 --> 01:02:59,275
-你別亂來呀
-你嚇唬我啊？
1143
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,527
多統領，誰能無過呢？
1144
01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:02,570
-不打也打了
-是啊
1145
01:03:02,653 --> 01:03:04,238
不如就賠點醫藥費就算了吧？
1146
01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:06,240
-好…
-反正也不怎麼嚴重
1147
01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:07,825
-不嚴重？
-就賠他五十萬兩吧
1148
01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:09,035
什麼？
1149
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:10,369
當我沒說過吧
1150
01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:11,579
-繼續
-喂…
1151
01:03:11,662 --> 01:03:13,915
給…我給…
1152
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:25,009
金刀、玉璽？
1153
01:03:25,092 --> 01:03:26,552
不…我不知道怎麼回事
1154
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:27,512
我…
1155
01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:29,347
“吳公三桂，天命所歸
1156
01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:31,265
反清奪位，即日登基
1157
01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:33,601
金刀為記，玉璽為憑”
1158
01:03:35,311 --> 01:03:36,604
王爺，你…
1159
01:03:36,687 --> 01:03:37,897
這與我無關
1160
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,649
顯然有人嫁禍給我
1161
01:03:39,732 --> 01:03:41,442
我絕無謀反之意
1162
01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:43,444
不好意思啊
1163
01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:51,661
-我好怕啊
-兒子
1164
01:03:51,744 --> 01:03:52,703
公主
1165
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:55,623
兒子，你怎麼樣了？
1166
01:03:55,706 --> 01:03:56,624
-兒子
-怎會這樣？
1167
01:03:56,707 --> 01:03:58,876
-兒子，你怎麼樣了？
-他…他想污辱我
1168
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,670
我順手就拿起刀
1169
01:04:01,128 --> 01:04:02,755
把它給割了
1170
01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,550
-我好怕啊
-世子，你真的太不理智了
1171
01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:08,636
公主早晚都是你的人
你又何必急於一時呢？
1172
01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,347
現在搞成這樣，你要我怎麼交待？
1173
01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:13,099
我好怕啊
1174
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,143
-你們…
-做得好
1175
01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:17,478
跟你學的
1176
01:04:17,645 --> 01:04:19,230
我好怕啊
1177
01:04:20,022 --> 01:04:20,940
來人
1178
01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:24,193
-王爺
-公主受驚
1179
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:25,486
送公主回棲鳳樓休息
1180
01:04:25,570 --> 01:04:26,779
-喳
-我好怕啊
1181
01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:28,990
韋大人
1182
01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:30,449
發生了這種事
1183
01:04:30,616 --> 01:04:31,993
是三桂家門不幸
1184
01:04:32,451 --> 01:04:34,370
恕三桂招待不週
1185
01:04:34,453 --> 01:04:37,290
-我好怕啊
-今天發生了那麼多不該發生的事
1186
01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,042
換作是我，也不知道該怎麼辦
1187
01:04:40,251 --> 01:04:41,294
公主，走
1188
01:04:41,752 --> 01:04:46,465
我好怕啊…
1189
01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:48,426
老爺，少爺還沒醒過來
1190
01:04:49,051 --> 01:04:50,928
-召馮老師回來
-是
1191
01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:52,221
下令三軍戒備
1192
01:04:52,346 --> 01:04:53,180
喳
1193
01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:55,474
參見王爺
1194
01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:57,226
應熊怎樣了？
1195
01:04:57,602 --> 01:05:00,479
世子性命無礙，但要害受創甚深
1196
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,274
恐怕以後生兒育女會有問題
1197
01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:05,735
豈有此理！
1198
01:05:06,193 --> 01:05:07,528
康熙這個小子
1199
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:10,948
竟然派他妹妹和韋小寶
來斷我吳家後代
1200
01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:13,910
好，我要報仇
1201
01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:17,079
你馬上召集人馬，揮軍北上
1202
01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:19,206
王爺息怒
1203
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,667
我方糧草未齊，兵源未足
1204
01:05:21,959 --> 01:05:24,378
如果貿然出兵，恐怕勝算不高
1205
01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:25,880
最好暫時忍讓
1206
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,174
-半年之後…
-我叫你出兵就出兵！
1207
01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:30,301
究竟你是王爺，還是我是王爺？
1208
01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:31,594
卑職不敢
1209
01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:36,974
你帶齊人馬，圍攻棲鳳樓
1210
01:05:38,225 --> 01:05:41,687
把建寧這個賤人和韋小寶碎屍萬段
1211
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,484
落花滿天蔽月光
1212
01:05:46,567 --> 01:05:49,862
借一杯附薦鳳台上
1213
01:05:50,237 --> 01:05:51,864
真有詩意
1214
01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:53,991
公主，請酒
1215
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:03,668
無事獻慇勤，非奸即盜
1216
01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:04,835
有什麼事啊？
1217
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,004
公主，妳疑心實在是太重了
1218
01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:09,966
我只是想介紹位姐妹給妳認識
1219
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:11,842
龍兒
1220
01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:28,651
原來你喜歡這種啊？你以後別碰我
1221
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:30,861
妳誤會了，她是個女的
1222
01:06:30,945 --> 01:06:33,614
以後妳們當姐妹了，就能開開心心了
1223
01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,200
你想得美，作什麼春秋大夢？
1224
01:06:36,283 --> 01:06:39,787
她是哪棵蔥啊？
想跟我搶老公，一人一半？
1225
01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:40,871
門都沒有
1226
01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:42,456
當然不可能一人一半
1227
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,041
你只是佔四分之一
1228
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:44,959
雙兒
1229
01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:50,673
我早就料到你們有一腿了
1230
01:06:50,756 --> 01:06:52,967
大丈夫三妻四妾乃是平常
1231
01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:54,677
我現在也不過只有三妻一妾
1232
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,637
已經很丟人了
1233
01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:58,097
你繼續做夢吧
1234
01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:00,766
那兩只小雞想跟我平起平坐？
1235
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,269
-不行！
-絕對不可能平起平坐
1236
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,354
她們三個是妻，而妳是妾
1237
01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:07,189
她們坐的時候，妳就得站
1238
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,275
我們睡覺的時後，妳就負責蓋被子
1239
01:07:09,358 --> 01:07:10,401
蓋你的頭！
1240
01:07:12,737 --> 01:07:14,697
不是說好不打臉了嗎？
1241
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:17,199
-臉你的頭！
-做妾的動手打老爺
1242
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:18,993
太不成體統了
1243
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:20,703
大雙妹、小雙妹
1244
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,538
妳們教訓教訓她
1245
01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:24,457
等等
1246
01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:27,043
妳們膽敢以下犯上？
1247
01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,797
好，打啊
1248
01:07:31,922 --> 01:07:33,674
這個是韋家的骨肉
1249
01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:36,052
打啊，有種就打我
1250
01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:40,347
看什麼呢？韋家的骨肉當然不能打
1251
01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:41,807
別打她的肚子
1252
01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:43,184
捶她的胸口就好了
1253
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:44,602
救命呀！
1254
01:07:44,685 --> 01:07:46,187
-救命呀！
-公主，怎麼了？
1255
01:07:46,270 --> 01:07:48,689
不用怕，有忠肝義膽的多隆在此
1256
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:50,149
她們欺負我
1257
01:07:50,649 --> 01:07:51,484
多隆
1258
01:07:52,401 --> 01:07:54,487
我這一掌叫神龍分屍掌
1259
01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:57,114
擊中就會四分五裂而死
1260
01:07:57,740 --> 01:07:59,617
你喜歡的話，就儘管站著吧
1261
01:08:00,367 --> 01:08:01,327
我數三下
1262
01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:02,495
別理她
1263
01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:05,539
一
1264
01:08:09,543 --> 01:08:11,212
你輕功什麼時變好了？
1265
01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,632
那妳做不做妾啊？
1266
01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:16,258
做妻行不行？
1267
01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:19,428
好，以後妳就叫我大姐
1268
01:08:19,553 --> 01:08:21,680
她們是二姐、三姐
1269
01:08:22,431 --> 01:08:24,642
我給妳取個名字，叫帶子
1270
01:08:24,725 --> 01:08:26,602
希望妳替相公生個兒子
1271
01:08:26,685 --> 01:08:28,312
帶子那麼難聽…
1272
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:29,897
那叫鮑魚，可以嗎？
1273
01:08:29,980 --> 01:08:31,941
鮑魚，還好聽一些
1274
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:33,275
這麼早就吃飯了？
1275
01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:35,778
師父
1276
01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:38,364
-參見總舵主
-師父
1277
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:41,117
你來了？讓我給你介紹
1278
01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:43,285
這位是神龍教主龍兒
1279
01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:45,079
現在棄暗投明跟了我
1280
01:08:45,704 --> 01:08:47,164
大小雙兒，你認識的
1281
01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:49,333
這是鮑魚
1282
01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,418
我們坐下來談，來
1283
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,088
我查到馮錫範已經採取行動
1284
01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:55,256
這個人非常狡滑
1285
01:08:55,339 --> 01:08:57,550
而且武功不在我之下
我怕你應付不來
1286
01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:58,759
誰是馮錫範？
1287
01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:00,594
我連他的汗毛也沒見過
1288
01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:02,179
但我已經照你的吩咐
1289
01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:05,391
將吳三桂平西王府上下弄得雞犬不寧
1290
01:09:05,641 --> 01:09:08,144
相信他很快就會忍不住要造反了
1291
01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:10,938
的確很快，他今晚就會來棲鳳樓了
1292
01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:14,859
而且說要將你生擒回去，剝皮處死
1293
01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:18,988
他只不過是危言聳聽，弟子不怕
1294
01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:21,615
多隆替我備一匹最快的馬
我有事，要先走
1295
01:09:21,907 --> 01:09:23,742
我看他們立刻就會起兵造反
1296
01:09:23,909 --> 01:09:25,119
尤其是建寧公主
1297
01:09:25,202 --> 01:09:26,453
他們一定會抓妳作為人質
1298
01:09:26,537 --> 01:09:27,496
那怎麼辦？
1299
01:09:27,621 --> 01:09:29,874
小寶，讓公主先撤退離開昆明
1300
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,418
總舵主，就請你調配我們吧
1301
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:37,423
小寶，你要小心
1302
01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:39,466
你不顧大的
1303
01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:41,802
也要顧小的
1304
01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:44,513
放心吧，大小我都顧
1305
01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:45,764
妳先走吧
1306
01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:56,817
小寶，你還是跟龍兒先走吧
1307
01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:57,902
這裡我來殿後
1308
01:09:58,110 --> 01:09:59,528
-師父
-小寶
1309
01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:00,905
你很聰明
1310
01:10:01,363 --> 01:10:03,282
但在這個亂世
1311
01:10:03,657 --> 01:10:05,201
只要你不貪圖榮華富貴
1312
01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:06,410
一定可以推翻滿清
1313
01:10:06,493 --> 01:10:08,037
恢復我們大漢的江山
1314
01:10:08,829 --> 01:10:09,997
要真是這樣就好了
1315
01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,666
不過我有件事仍不明白
1316
01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:14,001
說吧
1317
01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:17,379
自從康熙登位之後，四海昇平
1318
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:20,507
尤其鰲拜死了之後，更是國泰民安
1319
01:10:20,799 --> 01:10:22,343
每個人都吃得好、穿得好
1320
01:10:22,801 --> 01:10:24,261
為什麼硬是要推翻他呢？
1321
01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:26,013
因為這是我畢生的志願
1322
01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,098
明白
1323
01:10:29,642 --> 01:10:30,601
不過
1324
01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:32,394
為了你的畢生志願
1325
01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:34,980
就要打仗，要人民受苦
1326
01:10:35,272 --> 01:10:36,440
會不會有點…
1327
01:10:36,523 --> 01:10:37,983
現在不是爭論的時候
1328
01:10:39,526 --> 01:10:40,611
陳近南
1329
01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:43,364
你食古不化，就連你徒弟都不服你
1330
01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,324
是馮錫範，退後
1331
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:13,644
師兄，那麼久沒見
想不到你成了別人的走狗
1332
01:11:14,186 --> 01:11:16,939
當有錢人的狗，總比當挨餓的窮人好
1333
01:11:17,022 --> 01:11:18,649
這麼簡單的道理，你都不懂？
1334
01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:19,900
你無恥
1335
01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:21,902
六合大法
1336
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:31,537
妳功力差了這麼多
1337
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:33,038
龍兒，妳究竟給了誰？
1338
01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:33,956
小子
1339
01:11:34,039 --> 01:11:36,250
看到我在這裡，你還敢打她？
1340
01:11:40,087 --> 01:11:42,464
不是吧？呼拉圈也想拿來殺人？
1341
01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,220
還有？夠了吧？
1342
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:54,310
還來？我不玩了！
1343
01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:05,904
真的這麼厲害啊？
1344
01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:07,865
喂…
1345
01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:09,616
-怎麼這樣？
-你渾身都是真氣
1346
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,702
但是散亂不堪，你根本控制不住
1347
01:12:14,621 --> 01:12:16,081
原來她的功力給了你
1348
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:16,999
是的，不行嗎？
1349
01:12:17,082 --> 01:12:19,084
小寶，龍兒受了傷，你先帶她走
1350
01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:21,170
師父，你一個人行不行？
1351
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:22,713
你都行，我會不行嗎？
1352
01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:24,256
也對，先走吧
1353
01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:27,217
-劍陣
-六合挪移大法
1354
01:13:03,670 --> 01:13:06,340
師弟，當年你在師父面前說我壞話
1355
01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,925
害我被逐出師門
1356
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,802
今天就是你的報應
1357
01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:11,053
當天師父叫我清理門戶
1358
01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:13,180
我後悔一念之仁，沒一劍殺了你
1359
01:13:13,514 --> 01:13:15,891
那就只好怪你自己蠢了
1360
01:13:56,098 --> 01:13:58,434
師弟，想不到今天你會敗在我手上
1361
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,310
你要殺就殺，無須多說
1362
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:01,562
我怎麼捨得殺你呢？
1363
01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:03,522
我的功名富貴全在你身上
1364
01:14:08,318 --> 01:14:09,319
小心
1365
01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:11,280
龍兒，妳撐著
1366
01:14:15,409 --> 01:14:16,410
你怎麼了？
1367
01:14:17,327 --> 01:14:18,162
沒事
1368
01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:22,082
小寶，我只是受了輕傷
1369
01:14:22,332 --> 01:14:23,876
你何必那麼傷心呢？
1370
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:28,213
是，感情豐富從來就是我的缺點
1371
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:31,008
別傻了，這些不是缺點
1372
01:14:31,884 --> 01:14:33,260
你也有很多長處
1373
01:14:33,343 --> 01:14:35,512
別傻了，我只有一個長處
1374
01:14:40,017 --> 01:14:40,893
拜託
1375
01:14:41,059 --> 01:14:42,978
下次出現可否先通知一聲
1376
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:44,521
不是出一聲了嗎？
1377
01:14:44,688 --> 01:14:45,772
你沒聽見嗎？
1378
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,108
韋香主，她…
1379
01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:50,736
龍兒現在是我內人
1380
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:55,324
你竟有本事連她也降服了
1381
01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:58,994
很難說，有些事
妳們出家人是不會懂的
1382
01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:02,831
高人行事，高深莫測
1383
01:15:02,915 --> 01:15:04,666
妳怎會抓到他們兩個？
1384
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:09,171
吳三桂那老賊只顧著調兵遣將
1385
01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:10,297
疏於防範
1386
01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:13,133
叛徒阿珂躲在平西王府內
1387
01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:14,885
所以我就把他們給捉了回來
1388
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:17,304
還找到一本《四十二章經》
1389
01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:19,973
-《四十二章經》？
-《四十二章經》？
1390
01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:22,309
妳先收起來
1391
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,811
這本經書對我們反清大業非常重要
1392
01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:25,896
謝謝神尼
1393
01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:28,273
韋香主，那他們呢？
1394
01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:32,694
怎樣處置他倆？
1395
01:15:33,445 --> 01:15:35,989
這對狗男女，人人得而誅之
1396
01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:37,241
不過
1397
01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:41,578
如果他們肯帶罪立功的話
我就考慮給一個機會，你…
1398
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,539
-謝謝韋大人，謝謝
-…先死
1399
01:15:44,456 --> 01:15:45,332
就是你
1400
01:15:45,415 --> 01:15:46,333
-幹掉他
-不要啊
1401
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:47,543
大人饒命
1402
01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:48,919
我們決定一起死
1403
01:15:49,294 --> 01:15:51,088
喂，是妳自己決定的，我沒說過
1404
01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:53,674
韋大人，求你放過我的狗命
1405
01:15:53,757 --> 01:15:55,008
我願意為你做牛做馬
1406
01:15:55,259 --> 01:15:56,843
你何必這麼怕他們呢？
1407
01:15:56,927 --> 01:15:59,179
你說過同生共死，永不分離的
1408
01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:01,974
喂，我隨便說說而已
妳不是認真的吧？
1409
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,560
你怎麼可以對我說這種話？
1410
01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:06,687
我現在已經是太監了
妳還要我來幹什麼？
1411
01:16:06,770 --> 01:16:08,063
妳別連累我
1412
01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:11,483
妳哭什麼呢？
1413
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:12,568
拜託妳…
1414
01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:13,944
狗賊，走開！
1415
01:16:14,903 --> 01:16:16,905
妳這人怎麼這樣說話？
1416
01:16:18,156 --> 01:16:19,908
我都對妳這樣了，妳還不怎樣
1417
01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:21,660
他這樣，妳反而那樣？
1418
01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:23,036
妳非得這樣嗎？
1419
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:23,996
小寶
1420
01:16:24,162 --> 01:16:25,622
你究竟在說什麼啊？
1421
01:16:25,789 --> 01:16:26,623
沒事
1422
01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:27,958
乾脆就跟我回去
1423
01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:29,751
白天侍候夫人，晚上侍候我
1424
01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:34,965
幸好韋香主肯收容妳
1425
01:16:35,173 --> 01:16:37,259
不然我就殺了妳，清理門戶
1426
01:16:37,551 --> 01:16:39,052
還不快感謝韋香主？
1427
01:16:39,469 --> 01:16:40,846
是啊，還不感謝韋香主？
1428
01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:42,180
謝謝韋香主不殺之恩
1429
01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:43,849
謝謝韋香主幫我擦屁股
1430
01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:44,850
無恥！
1431
01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,187
-下流
-打得好
1432
01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:50,188
妳也是
1433
01:16:53,233 --> 01:16:56,236
打在妳身，痛在我心
1434
01:17:01,533 --> 01:17:03,160
又給你騙到一個了
1435
01:17:03,577 --> 01:17:05,829
混口飯吃而已，給些面子吧
1436
01:17:05,954 --> 01:17:07,706
夫人大量，小人感激
1437
01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:11,710
微臣韋小寶叩見皇上
1438
01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:14,338
平身，小寶，你快過來
1439
01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:15,881
謝皇上
1440
01:17:17,758 --> 01:17:18,842
微臣好惦記皇上
1441
01:17:18,925 --> 01:17:20,302
皇上近來身子可好？
1442
01:17:20,552 --> 01:17:21,803
好，謝謝
1443
01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:23,805
-是不是有事稟報？
-是
1444
01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:27,225
平西王吳三桂密謀造反，大膽犯上
1445
01:17:27,392 --> 01:17:29,269
我想皇上得即刻下旨降罪
1446
01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:31,938
趁他羽翼未成之前，將他幹掉
1447
01:17:32,856 --> 01:17:36,109
朕已經在兩天前下令征伐他了
1448
01:17:36,568 --> 01:17:38,654
皇上英明，未卜先知
1449
01:17:38,862 --> 01:17:39,780
小寶佩服
1450
01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:41,782
你一定很奇怪，朕為什麼會未卜先知
1451
01:17:41,865 --> 01:17:42,991
是的…
1452
01:17:43,241 --> 01:17:45,202
讓朕介紹一位新同僚給你認識
1453
01:17:45,285 --> 01:17:46,787
你們以後可以忠誠合作
1454
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,330
-一起輔助朕
-是誰啊？
1455
01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:55,796
-你這個王八蛋…
-小寶
1456
01:17:55,921 --> 01:17:56,838
不得無禮
1457
01:17:58,715 --> 01:18:03,011
皇上，韋爵爺豪情萬丈，乃性情中人
1458
01:18:03,387 --> 01:18:06,431
口出粗言穢語，很正常
1459
01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:08,934
-你…
-韋爵爺
1460
01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:10,852
既然已經一殿為臣
1461
01:18:10,977 --> 01:18:14,022
以前有得罪之處，請你多多包涵
1462
01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:18,110
你把我的師父怎麼了？
1463
01:18:18,318 --> 01:18:21,238
你看我二品頂戴，還不明白？
1464
01:18:21,488 --> 01:18:22,948
你把他交給了皇上？
1465
01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:26,993
馮錫範經已將吳三桂
兵馬糧草的分佈圖交給了朕
1466
01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:29,621
而且生擒天地會反賊頭子陳近南
1467
01:18:29,996 --> 01:18:31,039
功勞甚大
1468
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,125
你們兩個以後要多親近
1469
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,918
-是…必須的…
-是…
1470
01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:38,922
小寶
1471
01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:41,883
以前假太后誣衊你是天地會的反賊
1472
01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:43,844
朕一直都耿耿於懷
1473
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:46,221
為了讓你洗脫罪嫌
1474
01:18:46,763 --> 01:18:48,849
朕決定派你赴午門監斬陳近南
1475
01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:53,895
那天下人就不會認為
你跟陳近南有關係了
1476
01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:56,189
你意下如何？
1477
01:18:56,273 --> 01:18:57,607
小寶深感聖恩
1478
01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:00,152
謝皇上
1479
01:19:11,037 --> 01:19:12,622
相公從宮裡回來之後
1480
01:19:12,706 --> 01:19:14,624
就心事重重，像中了邪似的
1481
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:15,792
不知道是怎麼回事？
1482
01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:17,919
妳不知道，我當然也不知道
1483
01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:20,714
喂，相公那麼疼妳，妳知不知道？
1484
01:19:21,339 --> 01:19:23,675
他什麼都沒跟我說，我怎會知道？
1485
01:19:23,884 --> 01:19:25,927
從小到大，都是我幫弟弟洗澡的
1486
01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:27,804
就連他身上有幾根毛，我都知道
1487
01:19:27,929 --> 01:19:29,931
所以他任何事都逃不過我的眼睛
1488
01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:31,057
-是什麼事啊？
-是什麼事啊？
1489
01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:34,603
我不知道
1490
01:19:35,979 --> 01:19:38,273
原本我韋小寶做什麼都如有神助
1491
01:19:38,648 --> 01:19:40,275
但這次卻毫無信心
1492
01:19:40,942 --> 01:19:43,445
以前有皇帝在照應你，當然如有神助
1493
01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:45,113
現在皇帝不相信你
1494
01:19:45,322 --> 01:19:47,240
改為照應馮錫範了
1495
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,284
你又怎麼會有信心呢？
1496
01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:56,249
“《四十二章經》”
1497
01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:59,294
這幾本經書翻都翻爛了
也看不出有什麼秘密
1498
01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:03,590
給我燒了它！
1499
01:20:06,259 --> 01:20:08,512
相公，你為什麼要這麼做？
1500
01:20:08,678 --> 01:20:09,554
在發飆啊
1501
01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,890
公主駕到！
1502
01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:16,978
參見公主
1503
01:20:18,396 --> 01:20:20,065
-參見公主
-參見公主
1504
01:20:20,148 --> 01:20:21,024
平身
1505
01:20:21,733 --> 01:20:23,610
這裡沒妳們的事了，下去吧
1506
01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:24,986
-遵命
-遵命
1507
01:20:28,698 --> 01:20:31,993
大姐、二姐、三姐、四姐、大姑奶奶
1508
01:20:32,077 --> 01:20:33,328
鮑魚參見
1509
01:20:33,411 --> 01:20:35,038
-乖
-相公有禮
1510
01:20:35,121 --> 01:20:36,331
鮑魚，有沒有什麼要緊的事？
1511
01:20:36,414 --> 01:20:37,290
當然有了
1512
01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:39,835
皇兄下了旨，叫八旗軍統領監視你
1513
01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:42,170
一旦有什麼動靜，就馬上包圍這裡
1514
01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:43,797
相公，你小心呀
1515
01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:45,215
一定又是那個馮錫範
1516
01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:47,008
燒什麼燒那麼久啊？
1517
01:20:49,886 --> 01:20:51,096
好像有字
1518
01:20:55,475 --> 01:20:56,434
“東”…
1519
01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:57,352
妳來念
1520
01:20:57,435 --> 01:20:58,645
東方不敗？
1521
01:20:58,895 --> 01:21:00,814
-他來了？
-是“東郊皇陵”
1522
01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:06,027
-這幾個字的材質似乎不怕火
-這幾個字的材質似乎不怕火
1523
01:21:06,194 --> 01:21:07,821
難道秘密就在東郊皇陵？
1524
01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:10,574
我有個計畫
1525
01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:14,911
微臣馮錫範叩見皇上
1526
01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:18,790
不知皇上深夜召微臣入宮有何差遣？
1527
01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:22,419
朕今天有點咳嗽
1528
01:21:22,544 --> 01:21:24,796
但朕明天又想去東郊狩獵
1529
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,798
未知馮將軍可有意思同行？
1530
01:21:27,090 --> 01:21:29,551
微臣自當隨行，保護皇上
1531
01:21:29,926 --> 01:21:31,344
好，來人
1532
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:34,347
賜馮將軍黃馬掛、尚方寶劍
1533
01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:39,769
謝皇上
1534
01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:41,771
寶劍贈烈士
1535
01:21:41,855 --> 01:21:43,148
馮將軍你要記住
1536
01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:45,609
尚方寶劍不可輕易出鞘
1537
01:21:45,692 --> 01:21:47,611
一出鞘就要見血
1538
01:21:47,944 --> 01:21:48,862
微臣知道
1539
01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:50,280
好吧
1540
01:21:50,363 --> 01:21:52,073
那我們明天東郊見
1541
01:21:52,198 --> 01:21:53,533
微臣告退
1542
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:11,259
徒兒無能，害你受苦了
1543
01:22:11,551 --> 01:22:14,137
與你無關，是我太輕敵了
1544
01:22:15,221 --> 01:22:16,431
師父請放心
1545
01:22:17,223 --> 01:22:18,850
在你赴刑場前
1546
01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:21,561
我一定親手殺馮錫範替你報仇
1547
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:24,230
你的武功不是馮錫範的對手
1548
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:26,399
我現在已有了龍兒八成的功力
1549
01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:29,152
-況且…
-你控制不住龍兒的陰柔內功
1550
01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:31,571
而且馮錫範有六合童子與他配合
1551
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:32,906
根本天下無敵
1552
01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:34,866
那我也得拼一拼
1553
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:35,909
小寶
1554
01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:37,410
有志氣
1555
01:22:37,535 --> 01:22:38,662
你過來一下
1556
01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:42,958
師父，你幹什麼？
1557
01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:54,594
（東郊皇陵）
1558
01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:29,337
皇上約我到東郊狩獵，怎卻不見人？
1559
01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:31,965
馮錫範，皇帝只是在騙你
1560
01:23:32,215 --> 01:23:33,967
韋小寶，有種就出來
1561
01:23:34,050 --> 01:23:35,468
大丈夫別藏頭露尾
1562
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,262
我早就來了
1563
01:23:47,647 --> 01:23:48,773
韋小寶
1564
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:52,652
你承繼了女人的功力
連自己也變得不男不女了
1565
01:23:52,944 --> 01:23:55,030
是啊，那你喜不喜歡嘛？
1566
01:23:55,864 --> 01:23:58,324
我現在在繡內褲給你呢
1567
01:24:02,245 --> 01:24:04,080
妳看他對小孩多刻薄
1568
01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:05,415
連衣服都不給穿
1569
01:24:05,498 --> 01:24:07,500
過來…哥哥給衣服你們穿
1570
01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:19,929
六合大法
1571
01:24:20,847 --> 01:24:22,098
金蛇纏絲手
1572
01:24:41,826 --> 01:24:44,996
“六合童子吃屎”？
1573
01:24:45,622 --> 01:24:46,915
好合身呀
1574
01:24:51,669 --> 01:24:53,421
老夫昨天以前還敬你三分
1575
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,757
不過今天我有尚方寶劍
1576
01:24:56,007 --> 01:24:57,550
你後悔也來不及了
1577
01:25:02,263 --> 01:25:04,140
老夫要去找皇上，沒空陪你們玩
1578
01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,643
皇上就在這裡
1579
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:08,144
皇上？
1580
01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:10,438
朕明天想去東郊狩獵
1581
01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:12,690
不知道馮卿家有沒有興趣相陪？
1582
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:14,400
昨夜御書房裡的是妳？
1583
01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:16,152
就是我
1584
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:24,160
韋小寶，我們河水不犯井水
1585
01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:26,412
但你苦苦相逼，別怪我辣手
1586
01:25:27,413 --> 01:25:29,749
你這個吃裡扒外的狗賊
1587
01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:32,544
你加害我師父，今天我就要收拾你
1588
01:25:33,253 --> 01:25:34,587
六合神功
1589
01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:47,308
-調亂了
-對不起
1590
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:48,601
我去玩一下呼拉圈
1591
01:25:48,685 --> 01:25:50,019
妳到旁邊休息休息
1592
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:00,697
六合神掌
1593
01:26:19,799 --> 01:26:21,134
好棒…
1594
01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:24,095
韋小寶，你的武功
怎麼進步了這麼多？
1595
01:26:24,804 --> 01:26:26,306
你知道怕了嗎？
1596
01:26:29,225 --> 01:26:30,143
小寶
1597
01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:32,604
我把所有希望都寄託在你身上
1598
01:26:33,438 --> 01:26:34,981
你已經盡得我真傳
1599
01:26:35,732 --> 01:26:38,526
從現在開始，你就是天地會的總舵主
1600
01:26:40,945 --> 01:26:42,113
你畢竟不簡單
1601
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,616
沒點把握的話，怎取你的命？
1602
01:26:46,784 --> 01:26:48,661
韋小寶，你費盡心思
1603
01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,288
利用公主來陷害老夫
1604
01:26:50,371 --> 01:26:51,789
恐怕還是枉費心機
1605
01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:53,082
移魂大法
1606
01:27:06,012 --> 01:27:07,722
抓奶龍爪手！
1607
01:27:08,973 --> 01:27:09,807
我抓！
1608
01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:14,354
抓…
1609
01:27:16,648 --> 01:27:17,982
我捏！
1610
01:27:19,359 --> 01:27:20,902
我捏！
1611
01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:23,071
我捏！
1612
01:27:23,154 --> 01:27:24,239
你怎麼都沒反應？
1613
01:27:24,447 --> 01:27:25,949
很舒服，再來一次吧
1614
01:27:27,116 --> 01:27:27,951
下流
1615
01:27:28,326 --> 01:27:29,744
化骨綿掌
1616
01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:39,629
搞定，收工
1617
01:27:39,837 --> 01:27:41,381
六合大法！
1618
01:27:45,718 --> 01:27:47,095
小寶，出針線
1619
01:27:58,231 --> 01:27:59,816
小寶，寒冰掌
1620
01:27:59,899 --> 01:28:00,775
收到
1621
01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:14,789
以其人之道，還治其人之身
1622
01:28:57,957 --> 01:29:00,084
喂，小寶
1623
01:29:02,545 --> 01:29:04,464
小寶，你沒事吧？
1624
01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:16,476
想不到得來全不費功夫
1625
01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,895
當年滿清入關所收藏的黃金
1626
01:29:18,978 --> 01:29:20,396
都已經變成金砂
1627
01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:22,899
還發佈假消息，說寶藏埋在關外
1628
01:29:22,982 --> 01:29:24,650
原來一直就在京城
1629
01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:28,488
-這裡是地下皇陵
-皇陵？
1630
01:29:28,571 --> 01:29:29,405
東郊皇陵
1631
01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:31,491
《四十二章經》裡的秘密就在這裡
1632
01:29:31,574 --> 01:29:33,326
這片龍壁是高人所設計
1633
01:29:33,576 --> 01:29:35,286
是代表我們大清的風水璧
1634
01:29:36,037 --> 01:29:37,038
還打什麼？
1635
01:29:37,163 --> 01:29:38,581
不如大家把它分了算了
1636
01:29:39,499 --> 01:29:41,167
我們拚死拚活也就為了這些
1637
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,127
現在我們隨便抓一把都能吃一輩子
1638
01:29:43,211 --> 01:29:44,837
還打？我才不要
1639
01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:46,005
對，你說得對
1640
01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:47,340
-好不好？
-好
1641
01:29:50,134 --> 01:29:51,427
-早料到你會這樣
-早料到你會這樣
1642
01:30:05,733 --> 01:30:07,693
-他好像踩到了什麼？
-是機關
1643
01:30:12,198 --> 01:30:13,116
走！
1644
01:30:27,463 --> 01:30:28,297
你流血了
1645
01:30:28,381 --> 01:30:29,757
沒關係，他更嚴重
1646
01:30:32,343 --> 01:30:34,303
發飆也用不著自捅啊
1647
01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:37,098
他是用刺激六合童子的方法刺激自己
1648
01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:38,724
封住奇經八脈
1649
01:30:38,808 --> 01:30:40,434
把全身的潛能逼迫出來
1650
01:30:40,643 --> 01:30:41,686
這樣也行？
1651
01:30:47,108 --> 01:30:48,234
他這招非同小可
1652
01:30:48,359 --> 01:30:49,986
你要盡全力接住這一掌
1653
01:31:15,344 --> 01:31:16,387
小寶
1654
01:31:28,274 --> 01:31:29,358
小寶
1655
01:31:30,860 --> 01:31:32,695
-你還好嗎？
-龍兒
1656
01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:35,281
快拿些針插在我的頭上
1657
01:31:35,364 --> 01:31:37,909
我要像他一樣
把我的潛能全都逼出來
1658
01:31:37,992 --> 01:31:39,577
我不懂這種方法
1659
01:31:39,785 --> 01:31:41,370
但我知道有令一種方法
1660
01:31:41,454 --> 01:31:43,206
一樣能將你的潛能逼出來
1661
01:31:43,748 --> 01:31:44,624
什麼方法？
1662
01:31:45,124 --> 01:31:45,958
痛
1663
01:31:46,417 --> 01:31:47,251
痛？
1664
01:31:48,377 --> 01:31:51,255
我會用銀針插在你最痛的穴道上
1665
01:31:51,672 --> 01:31:52,924
你千萬不能叫出聲
1666
01:31:53,132 --> 01:31:55,551
要憋住這口氣，到最後才爆發出來
1667
01:31:55,718 --> 01:31:56,552
那…
1668
01:31:57,011 --> 01:31:58,429
先咬住我的木屐吧
1669
01:31:58,512 --> 01:31:59,430
謝謝
1670
01:32:00,473 --> 01:32:01,557
膈肢窩穴
1671
01:32:05,061 --> 01:32:06,020
背椎穴
1672
01:32:09,732 --> 01:32:10,650
腳趾頭穴
1673
01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:17,698
鬆口！
1674
01:32:22,703 --> 01:32:24,705
很痛呀！
1675
01:32:42,181 --> 01:32:44,433
想不到逼出來的潛能這麼厲害
1676
01:32:44,558 --> 01:32:46,519
小寶，你打贏了，太好了
1677
01:32:58,114 --> 01:33:00,199
這些金銀財寶真是害人不淺
1678
01:33:00,283 --> 01:33:01,784
也不知有多少人為它而死了
1679
01:33:04,328 --> 01:33:05,955
為免它再次危害人間
1680
01:33:06,038 --> 01:33:08,541
我決定把這些金砂都搬回家藏起來
1681
01:33:08,749 --> 01:33:10,835
小寶，快把龍壁打碎吧
1682
01:33:10,918 --> 01:33:12,712
龍壁一碎，大清就會滅亡了
1683
01:33:23,097 --> 01:33:24,598
為什麼一定要反清？
1684
01:33:25,224 --> 01:33:27,852
現在康熙做皇帝
人人有書念，人人有錢賺
1685
01:33:27,935 --> 01:33:29,061
沒什麼不好啊
1686
01:33:32,648 --> 01:33:33,941
管他是誰做皇帝
1687
01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:35,484
只要是個好皇帝就行了
1688
01:33:35,568 --> 01:33:37,278
龍兒，這樣對嗎？
1689
01:33:38,863 --> 01:33:40,364
-也許你說得對
-好
1690
01:33:40,781 --> 01:33:42,825
那現在快帶馮錫範的屍體回刑場
1691
01:33:42,908 --> 01:33:44,035
不然就來不及了
1692
01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:12,730
走開
1693
01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:18,944
斬！
1694
01:34:30,247 --> 01:34:31,207
怎麼這麼久？
1695
01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:33,417
來了！
1696
01:34:40,424 --> 01:34:41,384
師父
1697
01:34:42,051 --> 01:34:43,761
你沒事我就放心了
1698
01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:45,388
我一直都知道
1699
01:34:45,596 --> 01:34:46,972
沒收錯你這個徒弟
1700
01:34:47,681 --> 01:34:48,974
相公，時候不早了
1701
01:34:49,058 --> 01:34:50,142
我們快點走吧
1702
01:34:50,434 --> 01:34:53,229
要是皇帝發現總舵主被掉包了
那就麻煩了
1703
01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:01,278
把刀收起來，別輕舉妄動
1704
01:35:02,696 --> 01:35:03,781
讓我去跟他說
1705
01:35:05,491 --> 01:35:07,118
韋小寶叩見皇上
1706
01:35:07,201 --> 01:35:08,244
大膽韋小寶
1707
01:35:08,369 --> 01:35:11,288
你公然殺我大臣
擄劫欽犯，該當何罪？
1708
01:35:13,749 --> 01:35:14,667
多隆？
1709
01:35:15,584 --> 01:35:18,796
韋大人，你猜對了，又是我出賣你
1710
01:35:19,004 --> 01:35:20,381
你這個人真是狗改不了吃屎
1711
01:35:20,464 --> 01:35:21,507
是呀…
1712
01:35:23,968 --> 01:35:24,969
皇上
1713
01:35:25,594 --> 01:35:26,846
實不相瞞
1714
01:35:27,388 --> 01:35:29,557
小寶今天已經身懷蓋世神功
1715
01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:30,891
就憑你這裡的人
1716
01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:33,102
恐怕也擋不住我做任何事
1717
01:35:33,519 --> 01:35:34,603
-任何事？
-是
1718
01:35:34,979 --> 01:35:36,814
包括取你的人頭在內
1719
01:35:38,190 --> 01:35:40,151
但我實在想不出有什麼藉口
1720
01:35:40,317 --> 01:35:42,778
要殺一個天下人都愛戴的好皇帝
1721
01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:47,074
就請皇上你寬宏大量
放過韋小寶全家
1722
01:35:47,158 --> 01:35:49,243
給我們一條生路吧，好不好？
1723
01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:57,251
-平身
-謝皇上
1724
01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:01,172
皇上，你還在玩這遊戲啊？
1725
01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:05,676
韋小寶武功蓋世，朕已經早有所聞
1726
01:36:06,635 --> 01:36:08,721
朕這次只是想證實一下
1727
01:36:09,388 --> 01:36:11,640
經朕一抓，發現果然堅挺無比
1728
01:36:14,101 --> 01:36:15,561
叛國賊韋小寶
1729
01:36:15,936 --> 01:36:17,521
已經被朕親手抓死
1730
01:36:18,022 --> 01:36:19,356
屍首棄置荒野
1731
01:36:20,065 --> 01:36:21,358
黨羽逃去無蹤
1732
01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:24,653
世上不會再有韋小寶這個人
1733
01:36:27,490 --> 01:36:29,074
好好地待建寧公主
1734
01:36:30,284 --> 01:36:31,744
謝主龍抓
1735
01:36:31,952 --> 01:36:34,121
-別讓別人欺負她
-知道
1736
01:36:34,455 --> 01:36:35,873
朕與你永遠都是好朋友
1737
01:36:35,956 --> 01:36:36,874
同意
1738
01:36:37,208 --> 01:36:38,584
-珍重
-再見
1739
01:36:41,921 --> 01:36:42,755
再見！
1740
01:36:52,890 --> 01:36:54,558
竟然這樣就被我唬住了
1741
01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:55,768
諸位老婆
1742
01:36:55,851 --> 01:36:56,769
我們走！
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