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Producedby:
Director's Company
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Screenplay by: Satoshi Tomita
Produced by: Takahashi Production
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Editing by: Jun'ichi Kikuchi
Lighting by: Kazuhiro Miyoshi
Cinematography by: Yuichi Nagata
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Assistant Director: Masayuki Suo
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Music by:
Ryudo Uzaki, Shigeru Izumiya
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Jugatsu Toi
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Megumi Saki
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Excuse me!
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Are you there?
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Are you there?
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Toru Nakane
Ren Osugi
Shiro Shimomoto
Masayoshi Nogami
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Excuse me!
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I'm coming in.
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Kazuhiko Hasegawa
Atsushi Ueno
Suwa Taro
Miyata Satoshi
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I'm sorry for interrupting your sleep,
Excuse me,
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I'm sorry for interrupting your sleep,
Excuse me,
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Keiko Sekine
Shigeru Izumiya
Ryudo Uzaki
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Um... I'm from Teito Insurance Company,
Nice to meet you,
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Um... I'm from Teito Insurance Company,
Nice to meet you,
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Directed by:
Banmei Takahashi
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So, we're celebrating our
100th anniversary,
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and we're offering our customers a
very good insurance policy,
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What do you think?
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We offer honest and trustworthy insurance
policies in order to improve...
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...everyone's lives, even by
just a little,
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This policy's benefit is called
"Prepayment Insurance,"
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The interest gets paid to the
customers beforehand,
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Of course, if there's something like an accident,
illness, or some other unfortunate event,
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you'll receive suitable compensation
in those instances,
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Have you ever seen it on TV?
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Our commercial airs often,
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You didn't?
The song goes like this,
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One, two, "Pre pay Pre pay,
what kind of a bird are you?"
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"You come flying one year early.",
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"You're a bird that brings happiness'."
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Excuse me!
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WOLF
(RUNNING IS SEX)
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Stupid!
You're gonna get drunk,
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Somebody help!
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10,000 yen, 10,000 yen,
Anyone interested? Anyone want to try?
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It's hard work, but it's fun,
Not the least bit complicated,
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Hey brother,
do you want to try?
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- It's a bit hard but how about it?
- It pays 9,000 and you get lunch,
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Lunch, lunch, lunch, I'll give you lunch too,
I'll feed you, Don't worry, this one's better,
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Come with me,
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Let's go,
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"As I was walking,"
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"the police officer stopped me'."
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Hey, wait a minute,
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Hey, you, you! Wait up!
Wait, wait, wait!
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Hey! Stop!
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I'll shoot ifyou don't stop!
You bastard, stop!
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I'll shoot, I'll shoot!
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Hey, hey, hey!
Don't come near me! Don't come!
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And then the gay dude said,
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"You're such sexists, but love between two men
opens new doors and your whole world expands!"
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So I told him, "That's great, but you should
be careful what you expand!"
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That's clever, right?
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Hey, are you listening?
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Here we go again,
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Hi, girl, you have a unique face,
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- Hey!
- Shut up,
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Where are you from?
Do you come here often?
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I come here everyday since I don'thave
anything to do, Isn't that something?
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Hey, was my story funny?
I know a lot more,
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Giant Baba went to a prostitute club,
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When he was about to come,
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he went like that,
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Isn't that funny?
It's funny, right?
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Hello, excuse me,
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-Excuse me.
-Hello!
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!
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Thank you for your continuous business,
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- Excuse me,
- I'm first,
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- Hello!
- You butt out,
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- You're so stubborn,
- I'm Yomiuri,
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I'm Asahi, nice to meet you!
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The Giants are definitely going
to win, so here you have,
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Baseball is the only thing you
can sell your paper on,
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- Our fonts have gotten bigger,
- Who cares if the fonts are bigger?
It's not the tabloids,
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So, all your readers are near
sighted? I see!
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- We compete with the strength of our content,
- What content? You're on the government's side,
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- We're on the side of the citizens,
- Side of the citizens? That's a load of crap,
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- I'll give you one month for free,
-Two months!
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Three months!
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- Towel set!
-A gift card for three beers!
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-A box of soap!
-A gift cardfor five beers!
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-Calpico Set!
-A gift card for seven beers, then!
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A calculator!
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Agift card for ten beers!
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A watch!
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A signed bath towel!
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- A cassette player!
- Baseball tickets!
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An electric fan!
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A vacuum cleaner!
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-A camera!
-A video recorder!
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A stereo!
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Laserdisc!
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-A mini bike!
- Honda City!
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Sorry for the wait,
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This is a gift,
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Thank you,
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Um,, My mom said I can
stay out tonight,
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About what you said the other day,
you said you'd open a club in Akasaka,
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- How is that going?
- Um...
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It's my dream, you know?
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I'll ask my mom again,
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Really?
That makes me happy!
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I'm hungry,
Why don't we go have some sushi?
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Sushi?
Let's go, then,
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Yes!
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Somebody help!
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You just want my body, right?
I'll do whatever you say,
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Just don't... don't damage my face,
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What the hell?!
How long are you going to sleep?
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- You should have helped me!
- Mommy, I'm scared!
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You're so useless!
Mother-complex moron!
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Mi-chan, wait!
Ouch!
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Mi-chan!
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Please, don't kill me,
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I won't tell anyone, so please,
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Don't kill me!
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It's stimulating, right?
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Wanna die, you idiot?!
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Forgive me!
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Sorry!
Forgive me!
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Stop... stop!
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Someone... someone help!
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No, please stop!
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Please forgive me!
I'm sorry!
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Please, please stop!
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Sorry, sorry!
I'm really sorry!
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Please, stop!
I'm really sorry!
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It's enough now,
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Somebody, somebody help!
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You don't sweat,
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I'm the same,
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Excuse me!
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It was created in Nazareth,
Anew kind of food, alien food,
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"Super Cosmic Food Set,"
how about it?
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The human race is attempting to venture into
outer space unlike ever before,
Speed and efficiency is demanded,
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This Cosmic Food is at the height ofmodern
science and includes all necessary nutrients,
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I have plenty,
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For those with lack of appetite, lack of
potency, those with illness,
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for healthy people, it will make
them healthier,
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As long as you have this Cosmic Food Set,
you'll be free from all disease,
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Won't you try it?
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Ifyou buy now,
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this comes with it,
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!
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I'm with the Bible group,
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Excuse me,
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I'm sorry to bother,
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Amen!
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Heavenly man has forgotten
God's ways,
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and lives simply according
to his desires,
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War, illness, they are all
due to humans,
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Ask God to save you!
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Ask for forgiveness!
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By his side,
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As his children,
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By his side,
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As his children,
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It feels so good...
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I want to...
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I'll give you back your
one potato!
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I want to eat steak,
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Welcome,
What can I do for you?
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Do you want two steaks?
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Just one?
Understood, sir,
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Ah!
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Thief!
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Mister!
This way! This way!
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Wow!
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Where were you?
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A cave,
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A cave?
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That's awesome,
With who?
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Awolf,
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You've become clever too!
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Hey, ouch!
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That hurts!
It hurts!
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Are you the missus?
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I'm sorry to bother you
when you're busy,
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I brought something that's
perfect for you two,
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Please, stay as you are,
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Can you please just listen?
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I won't take any of your time,
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I am here because l wish to
enhance your lovemaking.
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Our company created this product
with the newest technology.
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Do you take any medication?
Are you worried about the side effects?
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This product is completely safe.
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It's called "Night Dew.",
We even serve the Imperial family,
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We have absolute confidence
in our product,
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Our product is thinner,
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And stronger,
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You won't even feel it,
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Your joy will only be enhanced,
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And expanded!
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Strength!
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It'll take both of you to
your dreamland,
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It's no good,
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Thief!
Someone, catch him!
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-Thief!
- A thief, huh?
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- Catch him!
- Come here, you bastard!
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Grab him!
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Someone, get him!
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Come here! Come here!
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You fucker!
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You fool!
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- I couldn't get married because of you!
- Bastard!
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Take this!
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You couldn't buy one month of newspapers?!
How's that, you fucker?!
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Asahi is on the side of the citizens!
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How dare you, bastard?!
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Damn you!
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All you eat is raw vegetables!
Give me a break, idiot!
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Damn it!
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Dear Lord,
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Forgive me
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