Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,879
♪
2
00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:05,380
Nell:
"Estelle Dubroff,
3
00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,591
a devoted mother
and grandmother,
4
00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:10,093
is survived by--"
I still can't believe this--
5
00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:13,180
16 children
and 49 grandchildren."
6
00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,640
How do you remember
all their names?
7
00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,642
Patience, love...
8
00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,852
Oh.
...and name tags.
9
00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,313
Lots of name tags.
10
00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,232
Are you thinking
of having children?
11
00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,234
Ah, well, I--
Don't get me wrong. I love kids.
12
00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:27,027
I guess I'm just
in a place in my life
13
00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,654
right now where
it feels like children
14
00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,072
might not be in the cards
for me, you know?
15
00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,574
I know. I know. I sh--
16
00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,368
Don't let it happen!
17
00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,827
I'm sorry. Come again?
18
00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,287
Save your vagina!
19
00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,456
My vagina?! Oh...
20
00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,666
I--
21
00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,837
Talking to my doctor.
Yeah.
22
00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,464
Wow. I was not
expecting that.
23
00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,299
16 kids.
24
00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:52,427
That's 16 trips
down one canal.
25
00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,805
Ohh.
Do you know what that
does to your body?
26
00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,640
For the first--
No, trust me.
I have a great imagination.
27
00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:57,808
But you love them, right?
28
00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,185
Ahh. Of course.
29
00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:04,189
Do you know who else I love?
My nieces and nephews.
30
00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:07,359
Do yourself a favor.
Be an aunt.
31
00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:10,654
You get all the fun stuff
and none of the hard stuff.
32
00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:15,284
So... you gonna
send me off now or...?
33
00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,536
Yeah. Sounds like you could
use a little "me time."
34
00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,538
Oh, yeah.
35
00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,665
Ooh.
36
00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:28,630
♪
37
00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,382
Attention hirelings!
38
00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,342
Please give a warm welcome
to the tallest
39
00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,928
and most powerful presence
in any space--
40
00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,390
my father, your work father,
Duncan Rhodes!
41
00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:41,101
Hello, hello,
my essential workers.
42
00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,686
I have
some very exciting news
43
00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:43,729
about me.
44
00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,272
It turns out that
45
00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,857
I will be awarded
46
00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,859
the Spirit in Journalism
47
00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,360
Lifetime Achievement Award.
48
00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,238
Yes!
He shoots, he Duncans!
49
00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,366
Uh, sports!
50
00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,743
So it just goes to show
51
00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,286
that if you work hard
52
00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,038
and have a lot of money
53
00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,206
and sabotage your rivals,
54
00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,625
one day,
your entire lifetime
55
00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,668
could be an achievement
56
00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:07,878
deserving of an award.
57
00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,049
Oh, hold on.
It seems Father may not be
58
00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,759
the only one garnering
some recognition.
59
00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,344
Everyone,
check your e-mails.
60
00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,511
Oh, my God!
61
00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,721
I've been nominated
for an award!
62
00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:18,972
What?
63
00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,557
I was nominated, too!
64
00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,142
I didn't get an e-mail.
65
00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,436
It's, like, not even in my
spam folder or anything.
66
00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,188
Maybe I need to stand
closer to the router.
67
00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,898
So if you need me,
68
00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,524
I'll be looking into
69
00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,610
how to parlay this success
70
00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,820
into a run for public office,
71
00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,365
because remember--
sky's the limit when you're me.
72
00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,784
Okay. Thank you.
73
00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,662
This is so stressful.
Keith is out of town,
74
00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,538
and his mom can only handle
one baby at a time,
75
00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,082
so I need to
find a sitter.
76
00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,167
Ugh! Tell me about it.
Ben is also out of town,
77
00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,294
so we need to
find a sitter.
78
00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,464
No! Don't-- No, no!
Yes, yes!
79
00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,924
Don't-- Mnh! I never
should have shared
80
00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,092
my sitter information
with you.
81
00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,303
Yes!
82
00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,805
Aah!
Ha ha ha!
83
00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,140
Ashley comes through
for the Den-Bens.
84
00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,892
Aw.
Don't make that face.
85
00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,019
Your sacrifice
will not be forgotten.
86
00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,188
Hey. If you need somebody
to watch the kids,
87
00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,273
Fun Aunt Nell's got
a lot of fun to give.
88
00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,901
Ooh! Yes! yes!
I love this!
Ha! Yes.
89
00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,362
Okay, so, I will leave
the baby with Keith's mom.
90
00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,531
And Tilly has been feeling
jealous about her baby brother,
91
00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,658
so she could use some one-on-one
time with her favorite auntie.
92
00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,326
Perfect!
Awesome!
93
00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,161
Yeah, Till's
my best bestie.
94
00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,122
She really gets me, you know?
Plus, I've been itching
95
00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,832
for an excuse to wear
that princess dress again.
96
00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:29,251
Mm!
Because I'm not
just a godmother.
97
00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,420
I'm her fairy godmother.
98
00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,507
I'm gonna make her an offer
she can't refuse-a.
99
00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,634
Something tells me you've
never seen "The Godfather."
100
00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,970
Really? I--
How do you figure?
101
00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,057
What do you think, Arthur?
You like my fort?
102
00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,809
Top-notch, huh?
103
00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,227
A bra?
104
00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,108
What's all this?
I'm building a princess fort.
105
00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,360
Tilly's coming over.
What's all this?
106
00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,487
Belongs to my lady friend.
Would've been nice to get
107
00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,072
a heads-up that a child
was coming over.
108
00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,282
Would've been nice
to get a heads-up
109
00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,909
that you're hooking up
on our communal couch.
110
00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,619
Disgusting.
I don't love it.
111
00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,538
Who is this person, anyway?
112
00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,999
Can't tell you.
Signed an NDA.
113
00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,126
They're
definitely famous. Come on.
114
00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,170
Is it Selena Gomez?
Judy Blume?
115
00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,546
Martha Stewart?
116
00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:15,964
Are you her new Snoop?
117
00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,591
I appreciate
you understanding
118
00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,217
that I could woo this caliber
of woman, Nell,
119
00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,511
however I can't confirm
nor can I deny
120
00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,138
any of your assumptions.
121
00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,890
Fine. Why do you even care
that a kid's coming over?
122
00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,600
I thought you were going
out tonight with... Charlize?
123
00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,768
Nice try.
My lover's busy,
124
00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,438
which means I will be playing
"Star Rim" all night,
125
00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,899
which also means I will be
commandeering your fort.
126
00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,358
Don't worry.
Tilly and I will stay out
127
00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,444
of your gross,
sex-swept hair.
128
00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,780
I have lots of fun
activities planned
129
00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,574
because I am Fun Aunt Nell,
DJ Airhorn.
130
00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,912
Ooh!
131
00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,497
Hey, bestie!
132
00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:49,998
Hi, bestie.
133
00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:54,085
♪
134
00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,379
Arthur!
135
00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,174
Thank you again for watching her
on such short notice.
136
00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,426
Don't thank me. Thank the Spirit
in Journalism Committee
137
00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,595
for failing to
recognize my work.
138
00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,931
Now, you take that shimmer eye
and that sweet peach for a spin.
139
00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,349
This one?
140
00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,433
Eeow!
141
00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,602
Tilly!
142
00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:12,812
Alright, Princess Tillifer
of the House of Tilly.
143
00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,814
Shall we stroll
the village
144
00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,983
and grace the commoners
with your presence?
145
00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,568
Sorry, Aunt Nell.
I'm not really into
146
00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,612
this princess stuff
anymore.
147
00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,489
I think I just want to
read on the couch.
148
00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,826
Oh, okay, yeah.
Reading is great, you know?
149
00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,620
I'm into it.
Let's get lit... erature.
150
00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,705
Heh. I'm gonna go change
real quick, you know?
151
00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,415
This dress doesn't
let me breathe.
152
00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,418
Isn't this wonderful?
153
00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,420
We're finally getting
the recognition we deserve,
154
00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,756
like Jennifer Coolidge
or Brussels sprouts.
155
00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,174
Do I have a back crease?
156
00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,926
It's corduroy.
It's one giant crease.
157
00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,344
Look at me, though.
158
00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,097
I'm out in the world,
I am enjoying myself,
159
00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,307
I'm on my second martini,
and I am feeling--
160
00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,268
Oh, God. No, I'm actually
feeling quite nauseous.
161
00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,978
I should slow down, hey?
162
00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,229
Yeah, maybe slow down
a little.
Yeah.
163
00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,648
Well, I am so proud
of both of you.
164
00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,608
And no matter
what happens here tonight,
165
00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,485
the fact that
you were both nom--
166
00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,820
Clap!
167
00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,365
Oh. Who's this hottie?
168
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,326
Hello, Father!
Yes, it's to scale!
169
00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,287
I wish I was that thin.
Isn't this exciting?
170
00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,414
Your first
Lifetime Achievement Award,
171
00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,166
and you're 15 years younger
than when Rupert got his.
172
00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,960
You always think
it's gonna be amazing
173
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,045
when you make
your first $10 million
174
00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,256
or you buy
your second island.
175
00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:24,676
But I have to tell you--
it pales in comparison
176
00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,470
to being recognized
with a sit-down dinner.
177
00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,307
Now I know what Gandhi
must have felt like
178
00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,601
if Gandhi had
a full head of hair.
179
00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,894
Ha!
180
00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,812
I'm better Gandhi.
181
00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,731
Yes, you are, Father!
182
00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,232
Clap for better Gandhi!
183
00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,403
Okay, bestie,
so I didn't find any books,
184
00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,322
but I did find a Glamour mag
that is three years old,
185
00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:48,074
but I think it should
probably hold up, but, um--
186
00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,576
Uh, Tilly,
is this boring man
187
00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,077
forcing you to play
some dumb game?
188
00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,495
She wanted to play.
What?
189
00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,164
And she's been
surprisingly helpful.
190
00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,291
She found a break in
the space-time continuum.
191
00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,418
I play "Star Rim" with my dad
when he's home,
192
00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,503
so I know
all the shortcuts.
193
00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,297
But, um, wouldn't you rather
do some TikTok dances?
194
00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,798
We can even do a lift
this time.
195
00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,216
I went on a date
with a chiropractor.
196
00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,301
He taught me
how to engage my core
197
00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,636
so I won't hurt
my back again.
198
00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,804
But we're almost
at the outer cosmos!
199
00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,973
Oh, cool. Cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool. Yeah.
200
00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,975
Fun Aunt Nell
knows how to pivot. Heh.
201
00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,144
Here we go!
202
00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,232
So is that an alien
or just a--
203
00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,359
Shh!
Shh!
204
00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:25,695
♪
205
00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,705
How long is this game?
How big is the universe?
206
00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,583
Ohh! She's about to land our pod
on the landing dock!
207
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,919
Yes!
208
00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:41,961
Good game.
Good game.
209
00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,634
Oh, that's, um-- that's
our secret handshake.
210
00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,552
But, I mean,
it's not a secret anymore,
211
00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,971
'cause you guys just did it.
Anyway, it's fine.
212
00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:55,558
Um, so, do you want to revisit
those TikTok dances?
213
00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:59,187
I just learned a BTS dance.
Girl! Unh!
214
00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,690
That's kinda cringe,
Aunt Nell.
215
00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,275
Yeah, I feel the same way. I was
just saying it ironically.
216
00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,819
Anything else
you want to do, Tills?
217
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,405
Well, I have been wanting
to open up a restaurant.
218
00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,365
Ooh! "Top Chef" Tilly
in the house.
219
00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,701
Can I get a table
for... one, please?
220
00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,035
Edward?
221
00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:15,203
I could eat.
222
00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,996
Right this way.
223
00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,667
I'll be back
to take your order.
224
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,460
Mm-hmm.
225
00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,462
Okay, I don't know
what kind of wizardry
226
00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,214
you're doing on the little kid,
but, um...
227
00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,091
Tilly was always
all about me,
228
00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,885
and I don't know why she
suddenly is into you more.
229
00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,595
Kids can be weird.
230
00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,472
Maybe one day, your kids
will like you more.
231
00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,683
Yeah, I mean,
if I even have any.
232
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,268
I assumed as much.
233
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,520
You assumed?
You assumed?
234
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,731
I am so sorry.
Why would you assume that?
235
00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,816
Well, for starters,
your living situation
236
00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,526
and your job situation.
237
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,695
Also, you have a lack of urgency
to find a mate.
238
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,113
Because I'm not desperate.
239
00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,490
If it happens, it happens.
240
00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,492
Oof. That's kind of a flawed way
of looking at things
241
00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:57,036
considering, at your age,
pregnancy is labeled geriatric
242
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,705
and your odds
of conceiving
243
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,540
dwindling by
the menstrual cycle.
244
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,751
At this rate, your fertility
window isn't really closing.
245
00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,086
It's... kind of
painted shut.
246
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,465
Welcome to Chez Tilly.
247
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,467
May I start you off
with some water?
248
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,135
Sparkling or flat?
249
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,387
Tap. She's trying
to upsell us already.
250
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,223
Can I be seated
at another table, please?
251
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,267
Sorry. We're fully
accommodated tonight.
252
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,397
Crawfish at this time
of the year?
253
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,066
Color me skeptical...
but I'll try it.
254
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,152
♪
255
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:32,614
I cannot believe my lifetime
is being awarded!
256
00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,158
Congratulations
on sitting next to me.
257
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,910
You must've done
something right.
258
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,953
Thank you, Mr. Rhodes,
I really needed to hear that
259
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,122
because I'm actually thinking of
what I might say in case I win.
260
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,082
Something like,
"It's a honor."
261
00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,710
An-- An honor?
262
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,128
Uh, on her?
263
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,963
Oh, no,
I said it so many times,
264
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,965
now it doesn't make sense
in my mouth.
265
00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,884
Oh, you're a nervous
little fella, aren't ya?
266
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,929
Hey, Duncan's portion
267
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,347
seems a little bit bigger
than the rest of ours.
268
00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,100
I mean, I could eat this steak
in, like, two bites.
269
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,976
Oh. It makes
total sense, Sam.
270
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,521
He got the ribeye.
You got the mini-mignon.
271
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,397
Huh.
272
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,609
Also, I don't recognize anyone
else nominated in my category.
273
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,611
I mean, except for maybe
that guy over there,
274
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,197
who I'm pretty sure
is from a GEICO commercial.
275
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,658
Oh, yes.
What a shame.
276
00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,326
So many journalists have to
take on commercial work
277
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,828
in order to
make ends meet.
278
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,704
It's really the sad state
of journalism.
279
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,540
Uh-huh.
280
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,750
Gentle reminder, Ms. Rhodes.
281
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,377
Um, you only booked
the space until 9:00 p.m.
Yes.
282
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,087
And we have an AA meeting
coming in next,
283
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,130
so we're gonna
need time to break down.
284
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,714
I'm aware of the schedule.
Yes.
285
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,800
Okay. We will be gone in time,
you jackal!
286
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,885
Get out of here.
287
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,720
How much of that
did you hear?
288
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,930
How much do you think?
289
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,473
So all of it.
Mm-hmm.
290
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,308
We'll be right back,
Father.
291
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,810
Boy!
292
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,353
Get another picture
of my father eating.
293
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,604
Ah!
294
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,483
Okay, fine.
It's all fake.
295
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,485
The awards aren't real.
I just paid for it all--
296
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,529
the space, the dinner,
the other nominees.
297
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,364
I mean, the emcee is my mechanic
who owed me a favor.
298
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,117
Why would you do this?
Because I wanted my dad
299
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,286
to see how well the paper
was being run under my charge.
300
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,121
And to give my friends
a night to remember.
301
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,083
And the winner of Metro Editor
of the Year--
302
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,627
Dennis Simbeaux-Jones.
303
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:13,006
Ohh! It's happening!
I'm happening!
304
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,425
This is the greatest night
of my life.
305
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,178
♪
306
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,972
What? Have you
talked to him recently?
307
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,599
He really needs this.
308
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,975
Alexis...
309
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,143
♪
310
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:30,356
Nell, could you stop--
stop-- stop with the noise?
311
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,941
Hmm?
Please? You don't even need
a knife for that salmon.
312
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,693
It's smooth as butter.
313
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,528
Uh, can you not tell me
how to eat my food?
314
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,614
And if you must know,
I was actually using the knife
315
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,991
on the cauliflower,
which is a bit undercooked.
316
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,410
Is everyone
enjoying their meal?
317
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,995
Oh, yes.
The food is so yummy.
318
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,914
Okay.
Where do I begin?
319
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,916
At this price point,
the branzino,
320
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,459
it shouldn't
have bones!
321
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,210
I'm so sorry, sir.
322
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,587
Also,
I ordered linguini.
323
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,255
And here.
Take a look.
324
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,551
You see that?
It sticks.
325
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,637
When it sticks to the wall,
it means it's overcooked.
326
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,305
I am so sorry, sir.
327
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,682
I'll take this right back
and speak to Chef.
328
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,434
Thank you.
329
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,436
Can I try
some of your squash?
330
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,439
Wha--
Do you ever stop to think
331
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,608
about what you're gonna say
before you say it?
332
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,194
And how maybe what you say
might hurt people?
333
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,779
Critiques are necessary
if she wants to run
334
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,281
a successful restaurant
in this economy.
335
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,367
That isn't n--
336
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,036
Your soufflé, sir.
On the house.
337
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,748
Now we're talkin'.
Thank you.
338
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,708
Looks moist, fluffy.
339
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,920
You know the secret to
a stable soufflé? Older eggs.
340
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,089
Ungh! That's so interesting.
It's so interesting.
341
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,383
What you're saying to me
is that you like older eggs
342
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,927
in your dessert
but not in your human women!
343
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,053
Did I get that right?!
344
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,138
I'll... go get
your check.
345
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,432
I'm starting to think
this isn't about the soufflé.
346
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,060
Ya think?
347
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,274
Thank you for this
incredible... hon-or.
348
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,068
Sam, you can't
leave now.
349
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,361
They haven't announced
your award yet.
350
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,489
What award?
None of this is real.
351
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,574
I actually have a lot going on
at home right now, okay?
352
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,160
I really don't need this.
I know, and I'm sorry.
353
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,122
I thought if I dedicated
an entire night
354
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,999
to my father
winning an award,
355
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,960
then, finally, he would say
"thank you" to me.
356
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:18,214
And the winner for
Best Style Editor goes to...
357
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,091
Sam Holkar.
358
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,511
Okay, fine.
359
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,388
But now you owe me
lots and lots of...
360
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,848
something I haven't
thought of yet.
361
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,641
Thank you.
But keep your speech short.
362
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,476
The AA people
are eyeing the bar,
363
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,853
and I would hate to be
the cause of another relapse.
364
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,023
Thank you.
365
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,233
I don't know why you're so
upset. I'm just stating facts.
366
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,569
Well, your facts
are rude!
367
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,572
Fact-- facts can't be rude.
Facts can only be facts.
368
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,282
Rude is your interpretation
of the facts,
369
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,742
which, again,
they're just facts.
370
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,369
No. Rude is
your dumb mouth
371
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,788
which spouts
your dumb facts!
372
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,790
Now, that's actually rude.
What do you want me to do?
373
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,126
Do you want me to lie to you
and say that you have billions
374
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,586
and billions
and billions of eggs
375
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,338
and you could have a baby
until you're 90 or something?
376
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,341
Unh!
377
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,843
Nell!
378
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,678
That's a '97 Syrah,
379
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,555
and you just two-buck-chucked
it at me!
380
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,808
Well, you're lucky it's not
the fork, which is real!
381
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:14,228
Stop it! Why is everybody
always fighting?!
382
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,647
Can't we just have
one nice dinner?!
383
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,400
Ohh.
It'd be nice
if we could taste
384
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,735
a little of that passion
in the food.
385
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,697
Mnh! Ugh!
386
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,287
Hey, Tilly, sweetie.
You alright?
387
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,164
Are you upset?
388
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,251
Was it Edward?
389
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,214
Was it me?
390
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,673
Mm-hmm.
391
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,841
Is it
your baby brother?
392
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,095
He sucks, but no.
393
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,222
Okay, well, if you want to
talk about it, I'm here.
394
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,599
Or we don't have to talk about
it if you don't want to.
395
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,435
I could just sit here
with you.
396
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,522
Whenever Daddy's home,
Mommy and Daddy fight--
397
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,440
like how you guys
were fighting.
398
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,609
Mommy pretends
everything is okay,
399
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,820
but I know it's not.
400
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,741
Oh, sweetie. Wow.
401
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,785
I'm so sorry.
402
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,787
I mean, is that why you
wanted to play "Star Rim"?
403
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,289
So that you can
feel close to Daddy?
404
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,208
I think
Mommy and Daddy fight
405
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,086
because I fight my brother
and they're mad at me.
406
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:24,132
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Tilly, come here.
407
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:29,178
That is not your fault, okay?
408
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,723
If Mommy and Daddy are fighting,
that has nothing to do with you.
409
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,976
They love you so much.
410
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:38,396
You're the best thing
that ever happened to them.
411
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,189
You know how I know?
How?
412
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,192
Because they tell me--
like, all the time.
413
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,069
They're like,
"Tills, she is the best.
414
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,946
I love Tilly so much.
415
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,199
If Tilly were ice cream, she
would be my favorite flavor."
416
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,993
And I happen to think
that your parents
417
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,327
have some
really great taste,
418
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,205
because you're
my favorite flavor.
419
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,707
I'm just gonna take
scoops out of you.
420
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,375
Let me just get
a little bite of this.
421
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,544
Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy!
Num, num, num, num, num!
422
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,839
Sorry we didn't do all
the fun stuff we usually do.
423
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:08,050
Oh, I'm not here
for just that.
424
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,429
Yeah. I mean...
I'm here for all of it.
425
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,558
Nell,
I actually don't think
426
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,269
TikTok dances are cringe
when you're doing them.
427
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,606
Right?
Unh! I got the moves!
428
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,982
You know it!
429
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,443
♪
430
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,862
Ohh...
431
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,281
Speaking of thanks, uh,
there's a lot of folks
432
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,867
I would like to thank
tonight.
433
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,368
Ma'am,
we really need--
434
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,912
Shh! This is it.
435
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,121
Carl, my accountant,
436
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,208
your work off-shore
and on...
437
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,376
has been nothing short
of tremendous.
438
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,128
It's 10 after 9. The AA people
are breathing down--
439
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,630
Just give me
one more minute!
440
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:49,467
My stylist, Jacques.
Oh, my goodness.
441
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,969
Merci beaucoup,
my friend.
442
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,431
And, finally,
someone who is...
443
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,434
quite literally the reason
we are all here tonight,
444
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,897
without whom none of this
could have been possible.
445
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,066
This is it.
446
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,861
Johannes Gutenberg,
447
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,865
the inventor
of the printing press.
448
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,034
Uh-huh.
I just learned that!
449
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,620
Okay. Wow. Heavy.
450
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,373
Thank you. Good night.
451
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,582
Tear it all down.
452
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:25,419
♪
453
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,840
Hey.
Um, call me crazy,
454
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,885
but I think my award
is peeling,
455
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,638
and, uh--
and underneath, it says, um...
456
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:39,308
"Number One Dad,"
which is, uh...
457
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,644
I don't want to cry again,
but, um...
458
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,939
You know, let's-- let's circle
back to this Monday.
459
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,649
Have a good night.
460
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,319
Nell:
So? How'd it go?
461
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,781
The entire ceremony
was fake.
What?!
462
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,658
Lexi concocted the entire thing
just to impress her father.
463
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,076
That's insane.
I know. Insane.
464
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,370
But totally on brand.
On brand and sad.
465
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,539
Hey, so, um, if it makes you
feel any better...
466
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,165
Uh-huh.
...we had
fake dinner tonight.
467
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,084
Ooh! She finally got Chez Tilly
off the ground.
468
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,502
Good for her.
469
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,629
Yeah, soft opening,
but it was nice.
470
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,756
How's she doing?
Where is she?
She's asleep in my room.
471
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,550
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait.
Real quick.
472
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,218
Mm?
473
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,179
Um, so, we had, like,
a little talk earlier,
474
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,348
and, um...
she kind of told me
475
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,392
that you and Keith
are not in the best place.
476
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,313
Wow.
477
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,773
Nothing gets past
that kid, huh?
478
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,817
Is he in San Francisco
because of work
479
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,986
or because of you guys?
480
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,612
A little bit of both.
Oh.
481
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,781
Yeah, he's up there
'cause he's gotta work longer
482
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,742
and we are taking
some time apart
483
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,993
until we
figure things out.
484
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,996
Wow, Mama.
I am so sorry.
485
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,290
I-I had no idea.
486
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,335
It's been really hard trying
to handle all of it on my own.
487
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,840
I'm here. I got you.
You're not on your own.
488
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,426
I know.
No, you have to know that.
489
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,553
I am here for you
for whatever you need.
490
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,014
You know, especially
when it comes to the kids.
491
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,516
Girl, Fun Aunt Nell.
492
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,061
Whatcha gonna do?
493
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,312
Stop all of that.
All of it?
494
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,813
Just give me a hug.
I love you.
495
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,315
I love you.
496
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,902
What are you doing?
497
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,320
I know we only ate
imaginary food,
498
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,740
but I hate fingerprints
on the dishes.
499
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,243
I'm sorry
I upset you earlier.
500
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,912
I didn't mean
to make you feel bad.
501
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,914
I thought I was
just saying facts.
502
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,500
But I now realize those facts
came across as rude
503
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,668
because you said
they were.
504
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,629
I appreciate that.
505
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,672
You know, but if I'm
being honest, uh,
506
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,300
I think I needed
that reality check.
507
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,219
I keep hiding behind saying,
"If it happens, it happens,"
508
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,429
but the truth is,
is it won't happen
509
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,224
if I don't
make it happen.
510
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,684
And I do want it
to happen.
511
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,894
You do?
512
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,270
Yeah.
513
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,564
When I was with Tilly
earlier,
514
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:54,443
it just felt... right.
515
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:58,447
And, like, maybe I'd be good
at being a mom.
516
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,199
I'm really glad
to hear you say that.
517
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,909
Yeah?
518
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,245
Because after our tiff,
I did a little cursory research,
519
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,122
and it turns out that the facts
are more encouraging
520
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,124
than I previously thought.
Oh.
521
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,918
There are a lot of
women who have healthy
children at your age.
522
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,045
I do think you'll want
to focus on your diet
a little bit better,
523
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,839
and I know that's
an uphill battle for you.
524
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,133
Got it. Thanks.
You can also
freeze your eggs.
525
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,926
Oh.
It is very costly,
and you're--
526
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,678
Well, let's face it.
You're poor.
527
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,888
Edward!
528
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,516
I'm just saying...
529
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,935
I think
you'll be great at it.
530
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,229
So just say that.
531
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,651
You would be great
at it.
532
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,653
Thank you.
533
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,239
Okay. Well, you didn't
dry the plate.
534
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,074
I did.
There's gonna be rings
on it.
535
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,117
It's plenty dry.
We'll switch spots.
536
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:50,541
Father, this isn't easy, but I
have something I'd like to say.
537
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,252
I have spent my entire life
trying to impress you,
538
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,296
trying to get your approval,
539
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,882
but you never seem interested.
540
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,925
Well, guess what.
541
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,595
This entire awards show
was a sham!
542
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,889
And another thing-- I've never
liked your girlfriend Susan.
543
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,724
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to
charge your credit card
544
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,517
an extra hour.
545
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,978
Yeah, don't interrupt me
when I'm talking to my father!
546
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:16,400
Okay, Dad. Let's go.
547
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,569
We'll continue this in my car.
548
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,030
♪
549
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,532
I mean,
it's cheaper than therapy.
40211
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof