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Make sure
I'm in the frame.
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Make sure you get my head.
I want to see my hair.
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All right, all right.Janis, hurry up!
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It's not easy
making a movie.
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You better not
drop my phone.
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You got it?
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Yep. Yep. Yep.
Okay, here we go.
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Hey... Oh, Lord.
Shit.
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We're Cloverfielding.
Pick it up.
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Give me a minute.
Make sure
I'm in the frame, girl.
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Give me a minute!
Am I in the frame?
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I'm in there?
Yes.
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Get me in the frame?
Yeah.
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You got my head in there?
Yeah.
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Boom, let's go.
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♪ It's a cautionary tale ♪
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♪ Of fear and lust and pride ♪
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♪ Based on actual events
Where people died ♪
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No one died.
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♪ But how far
Would you go ♪
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♪ To be popular and hot? ♪
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♪ Would you resist temptation? ♪
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♪ No, you would not! ♪
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♪ Just admit it sometimes ♪
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♪ Mean is what you are
Mean is easier than nice ♪
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♪ And though mean
Can take you far ♪
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♪ Maybe this will
Make you think twice ♪
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Spin. Clicker. Fosse!
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♪ This is a cautionary tale ♪
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♪ About corruption
And betrayal ♪
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♪ And getting hit by a bus! ♪
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♪ You can't buy integrity ♪
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♪ At the mall
It's not for sale ♪
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Truth.
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♪ This is a cautionary ♪
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♪ Tale! ♪
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♪ I used
To think I would spend ♪
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♪ Every second I have ♪
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♪ Right where my story began ♪
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♪ I'd be happy here ♪
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♪ Every day, month
Year of my life ♪
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♪ But now I'm wishing
For whatever comes
After goodbye ♪
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♪ On every star in the sky ♪
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♪ And I'm dreaming of
What I could become ♪
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♪ This is where home will be ♪
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♪ As long as my lungs
Can breathe ♪
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♪ But my heart is dyin'
To leave ♪
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♪ 'Cause I know there's more
To me ♪
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♪ I don't want to live with
What ifs... ♪
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Cady?
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I've been thinking
about what you said.
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About being frustrated
by my decision
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and feeling
a little stuck here,
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just me and you.
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I'm sorry I yelled.
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But you have a point.
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Maybe I've been
a little selfish,
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putting my research ahead
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of your social
and emotional development.
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I called the people
from Northwestern back.
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I took the job.
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What?
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But they need me
to start on September 9th.
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♪ I don't want to live
With what ifs, might haves ♪
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♪ Could have been if I had ♪
Cady?
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♪ Only tried, not held back
Oh, no ♪
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♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪
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♪ That's not the me that I
That's not the me that I am ♪
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♪ This time
There's no lookin' back ♪
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♪ I'm crossing things
Off my list ♪
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♪ Don't want to run out of time
Before I wake up and find ♪
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♪ There was a life
That I missed ♪
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♪ My limit doesn't exist ♪
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I'll pick you up at 3:00.
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♪ I don't want to live
With what ifs, might haves ♪
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♪ Could have been if I had ♪
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♪ Only tried, not held back
Oh, no ♪
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♪ That's not a part of my plan
That's not the me that I am ♪
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♪ No what ifs, regrets ♪
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♪ Wear my strengths
And weakness ♪
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♪ I won't hide my feelings
Oh, no ♪
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♪ That's not a part of my plan
That's not the... ♪
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Bitch, move.
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Hope you all
had a good summer.
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Mine was pretty good.
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I worked
in my brother-in-law's
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golf pro shop.
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Did not make a lot of money,
so of course I am back
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to help shepherd you all
into the future.
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May I have everyone's
attention, please?
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Eyes to the front of the room.
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You may notice
we have a new student
joining us today.
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She just moved here
from Kentucky.
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Kenya.
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Kenya. Her name is Caddy.
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It's Cady. Cady Heron.
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My apologies.
I will commit that to memory.
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Cady, like the Canadian
songstress k.d. lang,
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and Heron,
like the illegal street drug.
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Thank you, Caddy.
It's Cady.
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Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury.
I'll be your homeroom teacher.
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This is your roster.
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I see I also have you
for A.P. Calculus.
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You must have had excellent
teachers at your old school.
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Oh, I was homeschooled.
Homeschooled?
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Oh, that's a fun way
to take jobs from my union.
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No, I'm joking. It's fine.
Ah.
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Um, do you think you can
follow this schedule?
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Yeah, I think so.
Okay, you're gonna be moving
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from class to class
with each...
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That's it.
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Everybody find a seat.
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Please.
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This is first period:
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American Literature.
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♪ My name is Mister Rapp ♪
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♪ And I take no...? ♪
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♪ My name is Mister Rapp
And I take no...? ♪
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"...care of myself"?
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"Crap."
Correct answer was "crap."
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Find a seat.
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I don't want you
to think of me
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as just any other teacher.
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I prefer to think of myself
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as a time traveler.
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Maintenant nous choisissons
nos noms français.
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Cady. Comment tu t'appelles?
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Je m'appelle Cady.
Incorrecte!
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You have to pick
a French name.
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All the French people I know
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just call me Cady.
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Just say Marie.
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Um... Marie?
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Marie.
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J'anice.
J'anice.
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Chanel.
Non.
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Fantine.
Non.
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Celine Dion?
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Non.
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Beyoncé.
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Quais. Mais non.
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Welcome to "Health
and Human Sexuality."
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Now, this fall
we'll be getting
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into the state-mandated unit
on Abstinence.
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Of course then followed by,
in the spring,
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Condoms and Choking.
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Where do you think
you're going there, hotshot?
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I need to urinate.
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No way, José.
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Uh, it's Cady.
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Well, Cady,
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first thing you need to do
is ask permission.
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But the second thing
you'll need
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is this lavatory pass
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that is shaped
like a sperm whale.
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Get it?
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Um...
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May I please have
the lavatory pass?
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No, you may not.
You may go sit back down.
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You can go at lunch.
Nice try, kiddo.
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All right,
let's jump into this!
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This won't be awkward at all,
I swear to God.
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This one.
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Are you okay in there?
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Uh, yes.
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'Cause you've been in there
a very long time.
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We're concerned
you're either doing drugs
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or having a toilet baby.
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Hi. I'm Janis.
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And je m'appelle Sasha Fierce.
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This is Damian.
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He is almost too gay
to function.
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But I push through.
I manage.
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Hi.
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We've been
watching you all day.
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You're a mess.
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So we volunteer to amplify
your lunch experience.
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Yeah, what Damian is saying is
we will help you, Caddy.
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Thanks so much.
Um... it's Cady.
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Yeah.
I'm gonna call you Caddy.
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Get out of the toilet!
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Mkay.
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You just need to find
your clique and commit to it.
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You have your Jocks.
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Your Corny Horny Band Freaks.
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Your Classic Burnouts.
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Do any of these feel
like your people?
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I don't think so.
Hmm...
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You know what might
be cute for her?
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What, Grade Grubbers?
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No, I was gonna say
Theater Mess.
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And who's at that table?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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We call them the Plastics
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'cause they're shiny,
fake and hard.
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Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners.
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She knows everything
about everybody.
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That's why
her hair's so big.
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It's full of secrets.
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And that's Karen Shetty.
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She's the dumbest person
you'll ever meet.
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I once saw her put a D
in the word "orange."
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Could I just sit
with you guys?
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I actually don't know.
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We've never been asked
that question before.
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Could she?
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We are very exclusive,
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but I think we can make
an exception.
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What was that?
Oh, Lord, it's the Queen Bee.
Don't look her in the eye!
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♪ My name is Regina George ♪
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♪ And I am a massive deal ♪
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♪ Fear me, love me ♪
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♪ Stand and stare at me ♪
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♪ And these? ♪
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♪ These are real ♪
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♪ I've got money and looks ♪
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♪ I am, like, drunk with power ♪
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♪ This whole school
Humps my leg ♪
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♪ Like a Chihuahua ♪
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♪ I'm the prettiest poison
You've ever seen ♪
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♪ That filter you use
Looks just like me ♪
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♪ My name is Regina George ♪
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♪ And I am a massive deal ♪
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♪ I don't care who you are ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ How you feel ♪
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You.
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Yeah, you. Come here.
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Why don't I know you?
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I'm new. I just moved here
from Kenya.
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Shut up.
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Shut up!
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I didn't say anything.
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You're, like, really pretty.
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Thanks.
So you agree?
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You think
you're really pretty?
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Oh, I don't know.
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You're an international
student. That is so fetch.
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What is "fetch"?
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It's like slang
from an old movie.
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Juno, I think.
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Have you ever touched a tiger?
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Uh, no, those aren't
indigenous to Kenya.
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'Cause that's one
of my life goals.
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To not touch a tiger.
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Hey, new girl!
You want to see a trick?
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I can guess
any girl's bra size.
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All you got to do
is jump one time.
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Ew, Jason!
Do me.
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Oh, my God, Jason.
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You do not come to a party
at my house with Gretchen
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and then skeeze on the new girl
right in front of me.
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Do you want to have sex
with him?
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Oh, uh... no, thank you.
255
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Okay, then it's settled.
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Jason, no one thinks
you're funny.
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00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:19,741
Okay? And this thing
you're doing
258
00:13:19,776 --> 00:13:21,083
where you lower your voice
when you talk
259
00:13:21,118 --> 00:13:22,480
is making people really sad.
260
00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,482
Excuse me, anyone
who would like Jason Weems
261
00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:26,484
to go back
to his normal speaking voice,
262
00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:27,452
please raise your hand.
263
00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:32,996
Yeah.
264
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,965
Bitch.
265
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,560
Wow.
266
00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:38,496
You're really gonna
get noticed around here.
267
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:40,531
We should help you.
268
00:13:42,469 --> 00:13:44,271
Can you give us some privacy
for a sec?
269
00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:46,339
Oh. Yeah, sure.
270
00:13:50,015 --> 00:13:52,147
I have your lunch!
271
00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:55,414
All right.
272
00:13:55,449 --> 00:13:57,515
So, we never really
do this, but...
273
00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:58,989
...you're invited
to eat lunch with us
274
00:13:59,024 --> 00:14:01,222
for the rest of the week.
Oh. Um...
275
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,521
That's okay.
On Wednesdays,
we wear pink.
276
00:14:06,658 --> 00:14:08,592
They want me to have lunch
with them all week.
277
00:14:08,627 --> 00:14:10,363
That is tits!
278
00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:12,002
She means "that's great."
279
00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:14,037
I don't really get why
you guys hate them so much.
280
00:14:14,072 --> 00:14:16,138
Regina seems kind of cool.
No, no...
281
00:14:16,173 --> 00:14:17,832
Regina George is not cool.
282
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,702
She's a scum-sucking
life ruiner.
283
00:14:19,737 --> 00:14:22,342
Janis hates Regina
because when we were
in sixth grade,
284
00:14:22,377 --> 00:14:24,509
she told everybody
that she was--
Hey, Damian!
285
00:14:24,544 --> 00:14:25,576
What?
286
00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:26,742
Shall we not?
287
00:14:26,777 --> 00:14:28,183
I am providing context.
288
00:14:28,218 --> 00:14:29,349
Caddy?
289
00:14:29,384 --> 00:14:31,153
You should have lunch
with them
290
00:14:31,188 --> 00:14:33,056
and then report back
and tell us
291
00:14:33,091 --> 00:14:35,223
every stupid, moronic thing
they said.
292
00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:37,654
Spy on them? That's bad.
293
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,095
No! Look at us.
294
00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:43,000
Would we ever ask you
to do something bad?
295
00:14:43,035 --> 00:14:44,628
Uh...
296
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:48,973
Okay.
Yes!
297
00:14:49,008 --> 00:14:51,008
Do you have a pink shirt
I can borrow?
298
00:14:51,043 --> 00:14:53,175
No!
Yes! What shade?
299
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,507
Welcome to A.P. Calculus.
300
00:14:55,542 --> 00:15:00,743
Congratulations.
You know more math
than 85% of Americans.
301
00:15:00,778 --> 00:15:03,845
But you will not rest
on your laurels this year.
302
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,254
I plan to push you.
303
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:07,651
So let's get started.
304
00:15:07,686 --> 00:15:10,786
Chapter One, "Limits
and Their Properties."
305
00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:12,326
What the heck are limits,
you say?
306
00:15:12,361 --> 00:15:13,855
If I write out the equation,
307
00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:16,891
"The limit as x approaches two
of [x + 1],"
308
00:15:16,926 --> 00:15:18,761
the function is what
we're taking the limit of.
309
00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:20,631
I don't expect you to know
how to do this yet.
310
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:21,896
The limit equals three.
311
00:15:22,536 --> 00:15:24,074
That's right.
312
00:15:24,109 --> 00:15:25,537
Let's try another one.
313
00:15:25,572 --> 00:15:27,374
Find the value of k
314
00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:29,574
for which the following
limit exists.
315
00:15:29,609 --> 00:15:31,873
K equals negative three.
Damn, girl!
316
00:15:33,646 --> 00:15:34,909
Wow.
317
00:15:36,154 --> 00:15:38,748
Are you trying to make
the rest of us feel dumb?
318
00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:41,949
No, I... I'm not trying to.
It's just, uh, happening.
319
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:45,821
Oh, okay, it's like that.
All right, um, well...
320
00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:48,263
challenge accepted.
321
00:15:55,932 --> 00:15:57,965
♪ When I was nine ♪
322
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,571
♪ I fell in love ♪
323
00:15:59,606 --> 00:16:01,309
♪ This Peace Corps guy ♪
324
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,775
♪ I waited hours
Inside his tent with flowers ♪
325
00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:08,316
♪ Which made him laugh
Which made me cry ♪
326
00:16:08,351 --> 00:16:09,977
♪ By 13 I gave up trying ♪
327
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:13,123
♪ I decided I would be
A mathematician ♪
328
00:16:13,158 --> 00:16:14,751
♪ 'Cause math is real ♪
329
00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:16,687
♪ I memorized a lot of pi ♪
330
00:16:16,722 --> 00:16:19,327
♪ Because addition
And subtraction and division ♪
331
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:22,825
♪ Would never make me feel
So stupid with love ♪
332
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,266
♪ I didn't get it ♪
333
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:27,368
♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪
334
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,470
♪ Smart with math
But stupid with love ♪
335
00:16:30,505 --> 00:16:34,441
♪ I didn't get it
I didn't get it till now ♪
336
00:16:35,774 --> 00:16:38,445
♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪
337
00:16:40,009 --> 00:16:42,680
♪ So thank you, math
For being there ♪
338
00:16:42,715 --> 00:16:44,814
♪ To bring me joy ♪
339
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,982
♪ And thank you, math ♪
340
00:16:48,017 --> 00:16:51,161
♪ 'Cause now you've brought me
This cute boy ♪
341
00:16:51,196 --> 00:16:53,460
♪ He's like someone from TV ♪
342
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:56,529
♪ He's like that guy
Who gives out roses
To those women ♪
343
00:16:56,564 --> 00:16:58,300
♪ His clothes, his grooming ♪
344
00:16:58,335 --> 00:17:00,401
♪ And he's a foot away from me ♪
345
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,799
♪ With swoopy hair
And shiny eyes
That I could swim in ♪
346
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,339
♪ He's live and in the room! ♪
347
00:17:10,941 --> 00:17:14,547
♪ And I'm stupid with love
I want to get it ♪
348
00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:17,715
♪ I want to get it, but how? ♪
349
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:21,015
♪ Smart with math
But stupid with love ♪
350
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:25,294
♪ I want to get it
I didn't get it till now ♪
351
00:17:33,964 --> 00:17:37,108
♪ I'm astounded and nonplussed ♪
352
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:40,067
♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪
353
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,279
♪ Does this guy work out?
He must ♪
354
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:46,381
♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪
355
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:49,483
♪ Could that image
Be more hot? ♪
356
00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:52,486
♪ Let me just enjoy
That thought ♪
357
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:55,456
♪ School was rough
But now it's not ♪
358
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,755
♪ 'Cause now there's him ♪
359
00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:01,231
♪ Stupid with love
I didn't get it ♪
360
00:18:01,266 --> 00:18:04,366
♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪
361
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:07,435
♪ Smart with math
But stupid with love ♪
362
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:10,834
♪ I didn't get it
I didn't get it till now ♪
363
00:18:17,447 --> 00:18:18,413
I'm okay.
364
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:27,290
Mom, you can't
pick me up like this.
365
00:18:27,325 --> 00:18:28,555
It's embarrassing.
366
00:18:31,461 --> 00:18:33,230
You can't wear a tank top
two days in a row
367
00:18:33,265 --> 00:18:36,431
and you can
only wear your hair
in a ponytail once a week.
368
00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:38,059
So I guess
you've chosen today.
369
00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:42,063
Oh! And we only wear sweats
or track pants on Fridays.
370
00:18:42,098 --> 00:18:43,900
If you break any
of these rules,
371
00:18:43,935 --> 00:18:45,176
you can't sit with us.
372
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,068
I mean, not just you,
like, any of us.
373
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,740
Like if I wore sweatpants today,
374
00:18:48,775 --> 00:18:50,137
I'd have to
go sit over there...
375
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,809
...with the Art Freaks.
376
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,077
That seems fair.
377
00:18:56,112 --> 00:18:58,618
120 calories
and 48 calories from fat.
378
00:18:58,653 --> 00:18:59,685
What percent is that?
379
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,149
Um, 48 into 120?
380
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,887
There's no way of knowing.
381
00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,461
It's 40%.
382
00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:07,990
42 over 120
383
00:19:08,025 --> 00:19:10,124
equals x over 100,
and then you cross-multiply
384
00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:11,664
to get the value of x.
385
00:19:12,337 --> 00:19:14,205
Hmm.
386
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,965
Whatever.
Um, I'm getting cheese fries.
387
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,974
So, have you seen any guys
you think are cute yet?
388
00:19:26,615 --> 00:19:30,782
Oh, um, well, actually,
there's this one guy
in my Calculus class.
389
00:19:30,817 --> 00:19:34,819
Ooh, a senior! Who is it?
Uh, Aaron Samuels.
390
00:19:34,854 --> 00:19:37,987
You can't like Aaron Samuels!
That is Regina's ex-boyfriend!
No. No. Bad. Bad. Danger.
391
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:42,189
Wait. I thought she
dumped him for Shane Oman.
392
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,564
Irregardless!
393
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,027
Ex-boyfriends are
off-limits for friends.
394
00:19:45,062 --> 00:19:46,699
That's just, like,
the rules of feminism!
395
00:19:50,969 --> 00:19:52,199
Don't worry.
396
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,674
I will never tell Regina
what you said.
397
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:56,544
I am very trustworthy.
398
00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,975
Karen's had sex with 11 people
and I've never told anyone.
399
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:01,780
Yo, Golf Bird.
400
00:20:01,815 --> 00:20:04,013
Those fractions were tight.
What?
401
00:20:04,048 --> 00:20:07,324
"Caddy Heron." "Golf Bird."
402
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,018
I don't like it.
I don't get it.
403
00:20:09,053 --> 00:20:12,021
I'm Kevin Ganatra.
I'm from your Calc class.
404
00:20:13,189 --> 00:20:14,991
I sit diagonally from you.
405
00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:17,191
I'm also captain
of the North Shore Mathletes.
406
00:20:17,226 --> 00:20:21,129
We're a very chill, dope,
extracurricular option.
407
00:20:21,164 --> 00:20:22,702
You know,
serve your college rezzy
408
00:20:22,737 --> 00:20:24,836
and your thirst for knolly.
Don't say "knolly."
409
00:20:24,871 --> 00:20:27,003
Also Ms. Norbury says
we get twice as much funding
410
00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:29,236
if we had a girl on the team,
so think about joining,
411
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,007
because we'd love
to get jackets.
412
00:20:31,042 --> 00:20:32,910
Okay, yeah, sure.
Where do I...
413
00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:34,142
No, no,
you cannot join Mathletes.
414
00:20:34,177 --> 00:20:35,418
That is, like,
socially ruinous!
415
00:20:35,453 --> 00:20:38,355
Ew, no.
Why is he by our table?
416
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:39,851
I can hear you, by the way.
417
00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:41,424
Can you hear me now?
418
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,888
Bye.
419
00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:47,122
Uh, anyways,
uh, just take my card
in case you change your mind?
420
00:20:53,768 --> 00:20:56,472
God, you are so lucky
you have us to guide you.
421
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,705
What are you doing
after school today?
422
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,443
I want to give you some shoes.
423
00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:04,744
What kind of shoes?
424
00:21:04,779 --> 00:21:07,450
I have no idea. I guess, um,
something fancier than these?
425
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:09,980
She's so rude!
426
00:21:10,015 --> 00:21:12,620
I mean, maybe
she's just being generous.
427
00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:14,820
Maybe we can have
a commensal relationship.
428
00:21:14,855 --> 00:21:17,185
What is that? I want one.
429
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:20,925
So, in nature,
okay, so lions,
430
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,795
they're the apex predators, right?
431
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:23,961
They're the top
of the food chain.
432
00:21:23,996 --> 00:21:26,370
They can kill anything
they want.
433
00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:28,570
But if you're a hyena, well,
434
00:21:28,605 --> 00:21:31,639
then you follow them around
and you eat the carcasses
that they leave behind.
435
00:21:31,674 --> 00:21:33,300
Whoa.
Gretchen Wieners is a hyena.
436
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,411
Got it.
437
00:21:34,446 --> 00:21:36,413
No, I did not say that.
438
00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:38,646
I'm just saying, if you're
on Regina's good side...
439
00:21:38,681 --> 00:21:40,109
Whoa, Caddy! No, no, no.
440
00:21:40,144 --> 00:21:42,309
Regina George does not have
a good side, okay?
441
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,948
If you go over
to her house today...
442
00:21:43,983 --> 00:21:45,180
I am not joking,
443
00:21:46,117 --> 00:21:47,622
be careful.
444
00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:00,437
♪ Don't be fooled by the pink ♪
445
00:22:00,472 --> 00:22:02,472
♪ She is not playing dolls ♪
446
00:22:02,507 --> 00:22:06,443
♪ She is stalking the halls
For the thrill of the kill ♪
447
00:22:06,478 --> 00:22:10,447
♪ Every person in school
Is aware of her stare ♪
448
00:22:10,482 --> 00:22:14,451
♪ When she tosses her hair
They go perfectly still ♪
449
00:22:14,486 --> 00:22:18,455
♪ All their eyes say
"Don't attack me" ♪
450
00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:22,459
♪ Watch them sweat
And pant and shake ♪
451
00:22:22,494 --> 00:22:26,826
♪ Every food chain
Has its acme ♪
452
00:22:26,861 --> 00:22:29,862
♪ Regina George eats steak ♪
453
00:22:29,897 --> 00:22:34,603
♪ She's the queen of beasts
She can smell your fear ♪
454
00:22:34,638 --> 00:22:38,409
♪ In this biosphere
She's the apex predator ♪
455
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,510
♪ Like a lioness ♪
456
00:22:40,545 --> 00:22:44,272
♪ Only with less fur
Do not mess with her ♪
457
00:22:44,307 --> 00:22:46,175
♪ She's the apex predator ♪
458
00:22:48,883 --> 00:22:51,422
Jason is crotch-sitting
Taylor Wedell.
459
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,458
Absolutely not.
460
00:22:54,493 --> 00:22:56,350
♪ At the watering hole ♪
461
00:22:56,385 --> 00:22:58,187
♪ See the girls
Who weren't nice ♪
462
00:22:58,222 --> 00:23:00,387
♪ Have to scatter like mice ♪
463
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,664
♪ From a jungle cat ♪
464
00:23:02,699 --> 00:23:06,327
♪ And though Janis is great
She does not have this power ♪
465
00:23:06,362 --> 00:23:08,637
♪ People literally cower ♪
466
00:23:08,672 --> 00:23:10,232
♪ Janis can't do that ♪
467
00:23:10,267 --> 00:23:14,511
♪ See her mark her territory ♪
468
00:23:14,546 --> 00:23:17,415
♪ As they follow in her train ♪
469
00:23:18,715 --> 00:23:22,882
♪ They were victims
In their stories ♪
470
00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:26,457
♪ Now they shake their mane ♪
471
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:30,219
♪ She's the queen of beasts
And you're in her pride ♪
472
00:23:30,254 --> 00:23:32,287
♪ You have hitched a ride ♪
473
00:23:32,322 --> 00:23:34,597
♪ With the apex predator ♪
474
00:23:34,632 --> 00:23:38,601
♪ And it's kind of fun
When she bares her claws ♪
475
00:23:38,636 --> 00:23:40,394
♪ You think
You're safe because ♪
476
00:23:40,429 --> 00:23:42,165
♪ You're with
The apex predator ♪
477
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,398
Do you think she'll be mad
if I like Aaron?
478
00:23:44,433 --> 00:23:46,741
Samuels? Are you unwell?
You can't like
Aaron Samuels!
479
00:23:46,776 --> 00:23:47,841
Okay, okay!
480
00:23:47,876 --> 00:23:49,876
I'll be careful. I promise.
481
00:23:52,584 --> 00:23:56,212
♪ Do not think
You'll be protected ♪
482
00:23:56,247 --> 00:24:00,084
♪ By your new exotic pet ♪
483
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:04,451
♪ Not a chance
If she suspected ♪
484
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,960
♪ You were any kind
Of reproductive threat ♪
485
00:24:07,995 --> 00:24:10,061
♪ But she doesn't know yet ♪
486
00:24:10,096 --> 00:24:12,426
♪ She doesn't know yet! ♪
487
00:24:12,461 --> 00:24:16,540
♪ She's the queen of beasts
At this beastly school ♪
488
00:24:16,575 --> 00:24:20,269
♪ Got to keep things cool
With the apex predator! ♪
489
00:24:30,116 --> 00:24:31,181
Get in, loser.
490
00:24:34,483 --> 00:24:36,758
♪ With the apex predator! ♪
491
00:24:36,793 --> 00:24:40,795
♪ Will she braid your hair?
Will she eat your heart? ♪
492
00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:44,832
♪ How can you outsmart ♪
493
00:24:44,867 --> 00:24:46,603
♪ The apex predator? ♪
494
00:24:49,003 --> 00:24:50,607
♪ The apex predator? ♪
495
00:24:50,642 --> 00:24:52,543
♪ The apex predator! ♪
496
00:24:53,502 --> 00:24:56,712
You guys! Hey...
497
00:24:57,682 --> 00:25:00,276
Happy hump day, besties!
498
00:25:00,311 --> 00:25:03,147
Hi, Mrs. George.
499
00:25:03,182 --> 00:25:04,654
This is Cady.
500
00:25:04,689 --> 00:25:06,623
I just moved here.
From Kenya.
501
00:25:06,658 --> 00:25:11,122
Welcome, Cady from Kenya.
502
00:25:11,157 --> 00:25:14,994
We haven't had any new meat
in our little lady taco
in so long.
503
00:25:15,029 --> 00:25:16,259
Mom, go make snacks.
504
00:25:16,294 --> 00:25:18,063
For sure.
For sure, Regina, yeah.
505
00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:19,768
Thank you so much,
Mrs. George.
506
00:25:19,803 --> 00:25:21,704
You have a beautiful mansion.
507
00:25:21,739 --> 00:25:25,499
Just slay, queens.
Slay like no one's watching.
508
00:25:25,534 --> 00:25:28,304
But everybody's watching.
Because you're gorgeous!
509
00:25:33,476 --> 00:25:35,619
Wow, your room is really nice.
510
00:25:35,654 --> 00:25:39,150
Thanks.
It used to be my parents',
but I made them trade me.
511
00:25:47,127 --> 00:25:50,524
Cady! I made you
a Spotify playlist
512
00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:52,801
to help you catch up
on culture.
513
00:25:52,836 --> 00:25:56,068
Karen, come here.
I want to fix your eyebrows.
514
00:25:56,103 --> 00:25:57,201
Can I still have two?
515
00:25:57,236 --> 00:25:59,709
Gretchen, move.
Sorry.
516
00:25:59,744 --> 00:26:02,470
God, my hips are so wide.
517
00:26:02,505 --> 00:26:04,109
God, my pores are huge!
518
00:26:04,144 --> 00:26:06,078
I want skin like Cady's.
519
00:26:07,147 --> 00:26:09,213
My B.O. smells like crayons.
520
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,186
Um, me, too! I'm ugly, too.
521
00:26:15,221 --> 00:26:17,661
Oh, my God, I love her.
She's like a Martian.
522
00:26:17,696 --> 00:26:19,553
Who's hungry?
523
00:26:19,588 --> 00:26:21,027
Now, Cady,
524
00:26:21,062 --> 00:26:24,558
this is a very American snack
called guac.
525
00:26:24,593 --> 00:26:26,934
Is it okay or are you vegan?
526
00:26:26,969 --> 00:26:28,969
Oh, no, I'm an omnivore.
527
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:31,037
Yum-yum-yum. Okay, come here!
528
00:26:31,072 --> 00:26:33,908
I need you
to tell me everything.
529
00:26:33,943 --> 00:26:37,010
Have you seen any boys
that you think are cute yet?
530
00:26:37,045 --> 00:26:40,310
Oh. Uh, well, I...
531
00:26:40,345 --> 00:26:41,949
No.
532
00:26:41,984 --> 00:26:44,413
Well, don't worry.
It's just a matter of time.
533
00:26:44,448 --> 00:26:48,219
You know, I always say
that this school district
has the highest taxes,
534
00:26:48,254 --> 00:26:50,859
but the hottest boys.
That's disgusting.
535
00:26:50,894 --> 00:26:53,356
Oh, Regina!
You're never gonna believe
what I found
536
00:26:53,391 --> 00:26:54,764
in your closet this morning.
537
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:56,359
Why were you in my closet?
538
00:26:56,394 --> 00:26:58,229
Because I'm doing
that Japanese organizing thing
539
00:26:58,264 --> 00:27:00,902
where you take a little nap
in the closet.
540
00:27:02,433 --> 00:27:05,566
I found your Burn Book!
541
00:27:05,601 --> 00:27:08,470
Cady, this is just, like,
the funniest thing
542
00:27:08,505 --> 00:27:09,944
that the girls used to do.
543
00:27:09,979 --> 00:27:11,407
Please leave.
You got it, baby.
544
00:27:11,442 --> 00:27:13,178
But, girls, I'm gonna be
right downstairs
545
00:27:13,213 --> 00:27:15,081
if you need to talk to me
about anything.
546
00:27:15,116 --> 00:27:19,118
I mean it. Deep stuff
or boy troubles or blackheads
547
00:27:19,153 --> 00:27:21,450
or alcohol poisoning.
548
00:27:21,485 --> 00:27:23,617
You know, I have
been through it all.
549
00:27:23,652 --> 00:27:26,290
Honey, I am not a regular mom.
550
00:27:26,325 --> 00:27:29,260
I'm @coolmom with six O's.
551
00:27:29,295 --> 00:27:31,427
Hashtag AgingHotly. Hashtag...
552
00:27:31,462 --> 00:27:33,462
Get out.
Okay.
553
00:27:33,497 --> 00:27:35,937
Girls, just have so much fun.
554
00:27:35,972 --> 00:27:40,304
Remember,
these are the best days
of your life.
555
00:27:41,472 --> 00:27:43,538
It does not get better.
556
00:27:46,312 --> 00:27:49,720
I remember this.
It was the week they took
all of our phones away.
557
00:27:52,318 --> 00:27:55,451
"Trang Pham is
a grotsky little byotch."
558
00:27:55,486 --> 00:27:56,925
Still true.
559
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,961
"Dawn Schweitzer
is a horny shrimp."
560
00:27:59,996 --> 00:28:01,655
Well, she's taller now.
561
00:28:01,690 --> 00:28:05,395
Oh, my God.
"Janis 'Imi'ike, Pyro-Lez."
562
00:28:05,430 --> 00:28:06,869
I forgot about that.
563
00:28:06,904 --> 00:28:08,497
Oh, my God, she is so weird.
564
00:28:08,532 --> 00:28:10,532
She is? She's in my homeroom.
565
00:28:10,567 --> 00:28:13,568
Oh, well, watch out,
'cause she's violent.
566
00:28:13,603 --> 00:28:15,812
Yeah, people think
she's really good at art,
567
00:28:15,847 --> 00:28:17,979
but it's just 'cause
she had to do art therapy.
568
00:28:18,014 --> 00:28:20,674
Yeah, Regina tried
to be friends with her
in middle school.
569
00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:22,214
Oh, my God,
she was obsessed with me.
570
00:28:22,249 --> 00:28:24,645
And then when I got
my first boyfriend, Kyle,
571
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,680
she lit my backpack on fire.
572
00:28:28,255 --> 00:28:29,650
Who's that?
573
00:28:29,685 --> 00:28:32,026
Mmm...
That's that kid Damian.
574
00:28:32,061 --> 00:28:34,490
Oh, yeah, he's almost too gay
to function.
575
00:28:36,230 --> 00:28:38,164
No, I didn't... I didn't
mean that in a bad way.
576
00:28:38,199 --> 00:28:40,265
No, that's funny.
Put that in there.
577
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:41,398
Um...
578
00:28:42,599 --> 00:28:44,500
No, I don't...
Oh! No, no.
579
00:28:44,535 --> 00:28:46,634
Don't worry, Cady,
we only write stuff
about randos in here.
580
00:28:46,669 --> 00:28:49,879
Friends are, like,
very deserving of respect.
581
00:28:49,914 --> 00:28:52,376
Gretchen... she gets it.
582
00:28:53,082 --> 00:28:54,147
Go find the shoes.
583
00:28:56,283 --> 00:28:58,580
The shoes we're giving
to Cady.
584
00:28:58,615 --> 00:29:01,990
Oh, my God, you are literally
being so annoying.
585
00:29:03,752 --> 00:29:04,619
Sorry.
586
00:29:14,367 --> 00:29:15,663
Are you okay?
587
00:29:15,698 --> 00:29:17,731
No... uh, totally.
588
00:29:17,766 --> 00:29:19,634
Regina's just joking.
589
00:29:19,669 --> 00:29:21,438
These are cute. Try 'em.
590
00:29:23,706 --> 00:29:26,212
Once I processed that Regina's
love language is anger,
591
00:29:26,247 --> 00:29:27,312
it's been much...
592
00:29:28,678 --> 00:29:31,118
Aw.
593
00:29:31,153 --> 00:29:33,989
It's the music box
I gave Regina
that my abuelito gave me.
594
00:29:43,759 --> 00:29:46,430
♪ Tell me
What's wrong with me ♪
595
00:29:46,465 --> 00:29:49,004
♪ My body, face, my hair ♪
596
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,767
♪ Tell me all my many faults ♪
597
00:29:53,802 --> 00:29:55,637
♪ Tell me like you care ♪
598
00:29:55,672 --> 00:29:58,981
♪ When we both
Know you're cruel ♪
599
00:29:59,016 --> 00:30:02,314
♪ And we both know
You're right ♪
600
00:30:02,349 --> 00:30:05,581
♪ I could listen to you ♪
601
00:30:05,616 --> 00:30:08,683
♪ Like a fool all night ♪
602
00:30:08,718 --> 00:30:11,785
♪ What's wrong with me? ♪
603
00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:14,821
♪ How I speak?
How I dress? ♪
604
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:18,363
♪ What's wrong with me? ♪
605
00:30:18,398 --> 00:30:21,938
♪ You keep me guessing ♪
606
00:30:21,973 --> 00:30:27,108
♪ Mama called me "beautiful"
Don't believe her anymore ♪
607
00:30:27,143 --> 00:30:30,639
♪ Now I'm listening to you ♪
608
00:30:30,674 --> 00:30:33,983
♪ What do I do that for? ♪
609
00:30:34,018 --> 00:30:39,890
♪ Please don't ignore me ♪
610
00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:46,325
Gretchen!
611
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,964
What are you doing in there?
612
00:30:47,999 --> 00:30:49,493
I'm... I'm gonna go.
613
00:30:49,528 --> 00:30:51,693
Yep. Be right there!
614
00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:58,975
♪ What's wrong with me?
What can I do? ♪
615
00:30:59,010 --> 00:31:01,703
♪ What's wrong with me?
Could it be you? ♪
616
00:31:01,738 --> 00:31:03,309
♪ It's probably me ♪
617
00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:06,147
♪ See that? You see? ♪
618
00:31:06,182 --> 00:31:09,315
♪ What's wrong with me? ♪
619
00:31:22,594 --> 00:31:25,166
They have this book,
this "Burn Book,"
620
00:31:25,201 --> 00:31:27,300
where they write mean things
about girls in our grade.
621
00:31:27,335 --> 00:31:29,434
Ooh, ooh! What does
it say about me?
622
00:31:30,272 --> 00:31:32,371
Um... you're not in it.
623
00:31:32,901 --> 00:31:34,340
Those bitches!
624
00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:35,902
What is this, by the way?
It's terrible.
625
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,607
Oh, it's a Kälteen bar.
626
00:31:37,642 --> 00:31:39,840
Here, my mom used to give them
to elderly people in Kapedo
627
00:31:39,875 --> 00:31:42,117
to help them
gain weight.
Mmm.
628
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:43,987
I can feel it working.
629
00:31:44,022 --> 00:31:46,418
We should, like, crush this up
and put it in Regina's food!
630
00:31:46,453 --> 00:31:47,914
What?
Oh.
631
00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:49,487
No. No, no.
632
00:31:49,522 --> 00:31:51,357
I will keep having
lunch with them, that's it.
633
00:31:51,392 --> 00:31:54,525
Also, we feel bad
we yelled at you
634
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,230
about liking Aaron.
635
00:31:56,265 --> 00:31:58,562
You should go
for what you want.
636
00:31:58,597 --> 00:32:00,894
Hetero allyship.
Oh, okay.
637
00:32:00,929 --> 00:32:03,699
It's so dumb. I only
ever see him in Calc anyway.
638
00:32:03,734 --> 00:32:07,406
Oh. You're definitely
safe in Calc.
639
00:32:07,441 --> 00:32:09,276
Regina will never set foot
in there.
640
00:32:22,753 --> 00:32:24,819
New shoes?
Uh, yeah.
641
00:32:24,854 --> 00:32:26,557
Regina gave them to me.
642
00:32:26,592 --> 00:32:29,230
Huh. I didn't know
you guys were friends.
643
00:32:29,265 --> 00:32:31,067
Okay, let's get back into it.
644
00:32:31,102 --> 00:32:32,761
Continuity.
Removable discont...
645
00:32:32,796 --> 00:32:34,103
Cady? Eyes up front, please.
646
00:32:35,469 --> 00:32:37,733
Let's get back
into where we were Thursday.
647
00:32:37,768 --> 00:32:39,801
Who was awake Thursday?
Who was still awake?
648
00:32:41,508 --> 00:32:43,376
I like your jacket.
649
00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:44,740
Thanks, I made it.
650
00:32:44,775 --> 00:32:46,610
But why do you sew
on top of your drawings?
651
00:32:46,645 --> 00:32:49,481
It's... like the drawings
are facts
652
00:32:49,516 --> 00:32:50,911
and the threads are feelings.
653
00:32:50,946 --> 00:32:53,089
It's so cool.
654
00:32:55,654 --> 00:32:58,424
So, you talk to your man yet?
655
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,131
I mean, I don't even
know what to say to him.
656
00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:05,266
I always come off sounding
like a lunatic.
657
00:33:05,301 --> 00:33:07,202
Do you like gum?
Sure.
658
00:33:08,469 --> 00:33:10,964
Oh, I don't have any.
I was just...
659
00:33:10,999 --> 00:33:13,241
Oh.
660
00:33:15,872 --> 00:33:19,775
What?
Why did you say that?
661
00:33:19,810 --> 00:33:23,152
Maybe just try to have
one successful interaction
per day?
662
00:33:26,157 --> 00:33:28,454
I like your shirt.
Thanks.
663
00:33:28,489 --> 00:33:30,687
It smells like sausage
from the last time I wore it.
664
00:33:34,198 --> 00:33:36,022
Dear God, woman.
665
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:39,399
Have you successfully been
a functioning human being
even once?
666
00:33:41,172 --> 00:33:44,668
On October 3rd,
he asked me what day it was.
667
00:33:44,703 --> 00:33:47,374
What day is it?
It's October 3rd.
668
00:33:47,409 --> 00:33:51,444
♪ October 3rd ♪
669
00:33:51,479 --> 00:33:53,083
That was two weeks ago.
670
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,976
But today I kind of...
671
00:33:56,011 --> 00:33:57,318
I don't know,
I tried something
672
00:33:57,353 --> 00:34:00,189
and it just came to me
instinctively.
673
00:34:02,017 --> 00:34:03,522
I said I was lost.
674
00:34:03,557 --> 00:34:06,195
I'm totally lost.
Can you help me?
675
00:34:07,198 --> 00:34:08,692
But I wasn't lost.
676
00:34:08,727 --> 00:34:10,463
I knew exactly what
Ms. Norbury was talking about.
677
00:34:10,498 --> 00:34:14,060
It's the derivative
of the natural log function.
678
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,766
You just take the reciprocal
of the ln.
679
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,373
Thanks.
680
00:34:20,607 --> 00:34:22,673
You're so smart.
681
00:34:24,776 --> 00:34:25,907
He was wrong.
682
00:34:25,942 --> 00:34:27,645
Wait, wait. Hold up.
683
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,581
Guys, pause!
Oh.
684
00:34:32,388 --> 00:34:34,190
You pretended to be dumb
685
00:34:34,225 --> 00:34:36,720
so you could keep talking
to a guy?
686
00:34:36,755 --> 00:34:39,591
Uh... Yeah. It worked.
687
00:34:39,626 --> 00:34:41,428
'Cause that shit
always works, Caddy.
688
00:34:41,463 --> 00:34:43,056
It doesn't mean
that it's not evil.
689
00:34:43,091 --> 00:34:46,136
Fracking "works."
Red-lining "works."
690
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:48,138
Gasoline and rags...
691
00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:50,569
Aren't you worried
Regina will eat your face
if she finds out?
692
00:34:50,604 --> 00:34:52,373
No, she won't find out.
693
00:34:52,408 --> 00:34:55,739
It's just my little
Calculus class secret.
694
00:34:55,774 --> 00:34:58,379
Oh, um...
695
00:34:58,414 --> 00:35:01,283
So its h prime of x
equals five.
696
00:35:01,318 --> 00:35:03,252
You just forgot
the Product Rule.
697
00:35:03,287 --> 00:35:04,979
I don't get any of this.
698
00:35:06,587 --> 00:35:07,685
Nice job, Cady.
699
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,522
It sure seems like you get it.
700
00:35:15,266 --> 00:35:19,961
Hey, my friend Chris is, uh,
having a Halloween party.
701
00:35:19,996 --> 00:35:21,666
Would you want
to come to that?
702
00:35:21,701 --> 00:35:24,097
It's like a costume party.
People get pretty into it.
703
00:35:24,132 --> 00:35:25,868
Grool.
704
00:35:25,903 --> 00:35:28,772
I meant to say "great," and
then I started to say "cool."
705
00:35:28,807 --> 00:35:29,971
Okay.
706
00:35:30,677 --> 00:35:31,874
Grool.
707
00:35:37,519 --> 00:35:38,881
Hi.
708
00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:40,421
♪ If I could change the world ♪
709
00:35:40,456 --> 00:35:44,491
♪ I'd make it Halloween ♪
710
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,495
♪ Every single day ♪
711
00:35:48,530 --> 00:35:51,993
♪ And also have world peace ♪
712
00:35:52,028 --> 00:35:55,128
♪ Maybe world peace
Should be first ♪
713
00:35:55,163 --> 00:35:57,801
♪ World peace
And then Halloween ♪
714
00:35:57,836 --> 00:35:59,275
Wait, let me start over.
715
00:36:02,478 --> 00:36:03,774
Hi.
716
00:36:03,809 --> 00:36:05,171
♪ If I could change the world ♪
717
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:09,648
♪ I'd make us have world peace ♪
718
00:36:09,683 --> 00:36:13,586
♪ And also Halloween ♪
719
00:36:13,621 --> 00:36:16,017
♪ Every single day ♪
720
00:36:16,052 --> 00:36:17,656
♪ On Halloween ♪
721
00:36:17,691 --> 00:36:21,693
♪ You can pretend
To be someone else ♪
722
00:36:21,728 --> 00:36:24,465
♪ It's like the Internet ♪
723
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:30,471
♪ Only in person
And with candy ♪
724
00:36:30,506 --> 00:36:33,540
Wait. Mama,
use the back camera.
725
00:36:33,575 --> 00:36:37,104
It's prettier 'cause science.
726
00:36:37,139 --> 00:36:38,941
♪ When you are
The hot one ♪
727
00:36:38,976 --> 00:36:40,712
♪ It's a full-time gig ♪
728
00:36:40,747 --> 00:36:43,814
♪ Lookin' like what people
Want to see ♪
729
00:36:43,849 --> 00:36:47,620
♪ Once a year I'm not
I dress up and dream big ♪
730
00:36:47,655 --> 00:36:49,820
♪ Disguised as someone else
Who is not me ♪
731
00:36:49,855 --> 00:36:51,426
♪ But is still hot! ♪
732
00:36:51,461 --> 00:36:52,724
♪ I can be ♪
733
00:36:52,759 --> 00:36:55,331
♪ Who I want to be and sexy! ♪
734
00:36:55,366 --> 00:36:58,697
♪ I can be
Who I want to be and hot! ♪
735
00:36:58,732 --> 00:37:02,404
♪ Don't like who you are
Then hit that costume shop ♪
736
00:37:02,439 --> 00:37:06,199
♪ Rock a new
And different sexy look ♪
737
00:37:06,234 --> 00:37:09,510
♪ Why be so downhearted?
Blast some trashy pop ♪
738
00:37:09,545 --> 00:37:12,810
♪ And drop it to this hot
And sexy hook ♪
739
00:37:12,845 --> 00:37:17,012
♪ I can be
Who I want to be and sexy! ♪
740
00:37:17,047 --> 00:37:20,587
♪ I can be
Who I want to be and hot! ♪
741
00:37:20,622 --> 00:37:23,722
♪ Be somebody new ♪
742
00:37:23,757 --> 00:37:27,891
♪ Do a total transformation ♪
743
00:37:27,926 --> 00:37:31,367
♪ Animal or mineral, too ♪
744
00:37:31,402 --> 00:37:35,437
♪ Or even vegetation! ♪
745
00:37:35,472 --> 00:37:37,197
I give you sexy corn.
746
00:37:37,232 --> 00:37:40,475
♪ I can be who I want to be ♪
747
00:37:40,510 --> 00:37:43,445
♪ And sexy! ♪
748
00:37:54,216 --> 00:37:55,886
Why are you dressed so scary?
749
00:37:55,921 --> 00:37:57,250
It's Halloween.
750
00:37:57,285 --> 00:37:58,889
Cady,
if you don't dress slutty,
751
00:37:58,924 --> 00:38:00,594
that is slut-shaming us.
752
00:38:05,964 --> 00:38:09,438
Um, it's just,
like, traditionally,
753
00:38:09,473 --> 00:38:11,198
girls had to be witches
or clowns
754
00:38:11,233 --> 00:38:14,201
and we've worked really hard
to progress past that.
755
00:38:14,236 --> 00:38:16,005
That makes sense.
756
00:38:18,482 --> 00:38:20,548
I'm gonna go find Aaron.
757
00:38:20,583 --> 00:38:21,615
Okay.
758
00:38:24,015 --> 00:38:26,719
♪ A sexy Quint
From sexy Jaws ♪
759
00:38:26,754 --> 00:38:28,424
♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪
760
00:38:28,459 --> 00:38:31,988
♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪
761
00:38:32,023 --> 00:38:35,761
♪ I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪
762
00:38:35,796 --> 00:38:40,601
♪ I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer! ♪
763
00:38:40,636 --> 00:38:42,636
That's not right,
is it?
No.
764
00:38:43,705 --> 00:38:45,606
I can sexy cure some cancer?
765
00:38:45,641 --> 00:38:47,102
No.
766
00:38:47,137 --> 00:38:49,236
I can cure sex cancer!
767
00:38:49,271 --> 00:38:51,304
Sex cancer doesn't exist.
768
00:38:51,339 --> 00:38:53,614
I did it.
769
00:38:53,649 --> 00:38:54,615
Dance break.
770
00:39:06,728 --> 00:39:08,497
♪ Happy Halloween! ♪
771
00:39:12,063 --> 00:39:15,966
♪ This is
Modern feminism talkin' ♪
772
00:39:16,001 --> 00:39:19,541
♪ Watch me as I run the world
In shoes I cannot walk in ♪
773
00:39:19,576 --> 00:39:22,973
♪ I can be who I want to be ♪
774
00:39:23,008 --> 00:39:26,614
♪ And sex... sex ♪
775
00:39:26,649 --> 00:39:30,717
♪ Sexy! ♪
776
00:39:32,182 --> 00:39:35,018
I'm a sexy mouse. Duh!
777
00:39:38,562 --> 00:39:40,023
Hey.
Hi.
778
00:39:40,058 --> 00:39:41,354
Cady!
779
00:39:41,389 --> 00:39:43,026
Hi!
780
00:39:43,061 --> 00:39:45,358
Ow.
Hey.
781
00:39:45,393 --> 00:39:47,063
I like your costume.
782
00:39:47,098 --> 00:39:48,966
Different
from everyone else's.
783
00:39:49,001 --> 00:39:51,837
I didn't know
I was supposed to...
784
00:39:53,071 --> 00:39:54,741
I'm such a weird
foreign loser.
785
00:39:54,776 --> 00:39:56,369
No. It's great.
786
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,910
You want a drink?
787
00:39:58,945 --> 00:40:00,978
Thanks.
Uh, do they have juice?
788
00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:04,245
I can check. Wait here.
789
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,888
I think you and Aaron
would be a really cute couple.
790
00:40:09,923 --> 00:40:11,219
Really?
Yeah.
791
00:40:11,254 --> 00:40:12,759
I just said so.
Don't be thirsty.
792
00:40:12,794 --> 00:40:15,993
You know, I could talk
to him for you. If you want.
793
00:40:16,028 --> 00:40:18,259
See if he likes you back.
794
00:40:18,294 --> 00:40:20,602
You would do that for me?
Mm-hmm.
795
00:40:20,637 --> 00:40:23,198
Trust me. I know exactly
how to play it.
796
00:40:26,907 --> 00:40:29,402
I need to talk to you.
Me?
797
00:40:29,437 --> 00:40:31,206
I thought you were done
talking to me
798
00:40:31,241 --> 00:40:32,944
when you started talking
to Shane last summer.
799
00:40:32,979 --> 00:40:36,277
Shut up. 'Cause you know
that homeschooled girl, Cady?
800
00:40:37,412 --> 00:40:38,917
Yeah, I invited her tonight.
801
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,920
Yeah, well, be careful.
802
00:40:41,955 --> 00:40:43,658
'Cause she has
a huge crush on you.
803
00:40:43,693 --> 00:40:46,452
Really?
804
00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:48,058
Don't be gross.
805
00:40:48,698 --> 00:40:50,566
She's my friend and...
806
00:40:50,601 --> 00:40:54,295
...she's, like, really
inexperienced and, um...
807
00:41:00,006 --> 00:41:02,402
Wow, sorry.
808
00:41:02,437 --> 00:41:04,470
I didn't think this
would be so hard for me.
809
00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:05,746
What?
810
00:41:05,781 --> 00:41:07,275
I don't know,
I guess I just...
811
00:41:07,310 --> 00:41:10,476
just have, like, a lot
of, like, unresolved trauma
812
00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:12,247
from how things ended with us.
813
00:41:12,282 --> 00:41:13,754
Give me a break.
814
00:41:17,628 --> 00:41:18,660
Regina.
815
00:41:20,829 --> 00:41:22,631
Regina.
Leave me alone.
816
00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:24,567
G, why are you upset?
817
00:41:24,602 --> 00:41:25,799
Please.
818
00:41:25,834 --> 00:41:28,967
What do you mean,
please? G!
819
00:41:41,619 --> 00:41:44,620
♪ Yes, I look perfect ♪
820
00:41:44,655 --> 00:41:47,084
♪ Ice Queen
That's what you see ♪
821
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:50,483
♪ It's what they all expect
From me ♪
822
00:41:50,518 --> 00:41:53,420
♪ But it's all show ♪
823
00:41:53,455 --> 00:41:56,258
♪ Face it, you used me ♪
824
00:41:56,293 --> 00:41:59,063
♪ You saw the sexy clothes ♪
825
00:41:59,098 --> 00:42:02,902
♪ My supermodel pose ♪
826
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:05,201
♪ What did you know? ♪
827
00:42:05,236 --> 00:42:08,369
♪ Was I a game to you? ♪
828
00:42:08,404 --> 00:42:11,207
♪ Was I a way to be cool? ♪
829
00:42:11,242 --> 00:42:14,507
♪ I truly cared ♪
830
00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:17,345
♪ Was I the fool? ♪
831
00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:19,952
♪ It's fine for you ♪
832
00:42:19,987 --> 00:42:23,153
♪ It's fine to flirt ♪
833
00:42:23,188 --> 00:42:28,158
♪ It's fine ♪
834
00:42:28,193 --> 00:42:29,731
♪ Till someone gets hurt ♪
835
00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:38,069
♪ Feel my heart beating? ♪
836
00:42:38,104 --> 00:42:41,204
♪ I'm just like her or you ♪
837
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,372
♪ People forget I'm human, too ♪
838
00:42:44,407 --> 00:42:46,539
♪ Yes, they do that ♪
839
00:42:47,850 --> 00:42:50,576
♪ This is performance ♪
840
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:53,689
♪ This is all self-defense ♪
841
00:42:53,724 --> 00:42:56,824
♪ I thought you had the sense ♪
842
00:42:56,859 --> 00:42:59,354
♪ To see through that ♪
843
00:42:59,389 --> 00:43:02,258
♪ Was I too proud with you? ♪
844
00:43:02,293 --> 00:43:05,668
♪ Was I too cold
And forbidding? ♪
845
00:43:05,703 --> 00:43:08,869
♪ You chose her over me
Well ♪
846
00:43:08,904 --> 00:43:11,366
♪ Are you kidding? ♪
847
00:43:11,401 --> 00:43:13,940
♪ It's fine for you ♪
848
00:43:13,975 --> 00:43:16,305
♪ It's fine to flirt ♪
849
00:43:17,176 --> 00:43:22,047
♪ It's fine ♪
850
00:43:22,082 --> 00:43:24,082
♪ Till someone gets hurt ♪
851
00:43:28,286 --> 00:43:33,553
♪ Till someone gets hurt! ♪
852
00:43:35,425 --> 00:43:37,095
♪ Poor little me ♪
853
00:43:37,130 --> 00:43:41,099
♪ I'm trapped
In this fabulous show ♪
854
00:43:41,134 --> 00:43:43,970
♪ You could set me free ♪
855
00:43:44,005 --> 00:43:48,777
♪ But if you're going, go ♪
856
00:43:51,276 --> 00:43:54,376
♪ It's fine for you ♪
857
00:43:54,411 --> 00:43:57,148
♪ It's fine to flirt ♪
858
00:43:57,183 --> 00:44:00,415
♪ And, God, you're hot! ♪
859
00:44:00,450 --> 00:44:03,385
♪ Why do you even
Wear a shirt? ♪
860
00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:07,422
♪ No, it's fine ♪
861
00:44:07,457 --> 00:44:09,556
♪ Damn, you're fine! ♪
862
00:44:09,591 --> 00:44:14,803
♪ And it's fine ♪
863
00:44:14,838 --> 00:44:16,101
♪ Till someone gets... ♪
864
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,968
She took him back.
She took Aaron back.
865
00:44:48,003 --> 00:44:49,937
Of course she did.
866
00:44:49,972 --> 00:44:52,698
It's because Regina's
a life ruiner!
867
00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:54,304
When we were in sixth grade,
she told everybody
868
00:44:54,339 --> 00:44:55,877
that Janis was...
Damian!
869
00:44:55,912 --> 00:44:57,978
Okay. She does not need
to hear that right now.
870
00:44:58,013 --> 00:45:00,178
No, I know the story.
871
00:45:00,213 --> 00:45:02,851
You lit a fire 'cause Regina
got a boyfriend.
872
00:45:02,886 --> 00:45:04,446
She said what?
873
00:45:04,481 --> 00:45:05,821
Oh, hell no.
874
00:45:05,856 --> 00:45:09,286
Damian...
No! The truth
will be told.
875
00:45:09,321 --> 00:45:10,518
Stay with me, Cady.
876
00:45:15,030 --> 00:45:18,427
Like all history,
this is emotionally layered
and culturally dense.
877
00:45:22,268 --> 00:45:24,873
Janis and Regina were
best friends in middle school.
878
00:45:24,908 --> 00:45:29,141
And at that time, females
expressed their identities
through collectible plushies.
879
00:45:29,176 --> 00:45:30,879
I don't know what those...
880
00:45:30,914 --> 00:45:35,180
It's these bastards.
And they were everywhere.
881
00:45:35,215 --> 00:45:38,744
Regina gave Janis a BFF set
for her birthday.
882
00:45:38,779 --> 00:45:41,021
Janis put a rainbow patch
on hers.
883
00:45:41,056 --> 00:45:42,858
This is how she came out
to her friend.
884
00:45:42,893 --> 00:45:44,288
And Regina put one
on hers, too,
885
00:45:44,323 --> 00:45:47,093
out of allyship because
she used to be human.
886
00:45:47,128 --> 00:45:52,065
Cut to eight months later,
Regina becomes obsessed
with this gross boy. Kyle!
887
00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:54,463
Your scale is
completely off.
Hush!
888
00:45:56,434 --> 00:45:58,698
One night, they were
all playing spin the bottle...
889
00:45:58,733 --> 00:46:01,701
And Regina was worried
that Kyle liked Karen more.
890
00:46:01,736 --> 00:46:05,078
So when she spun
and got Janis,
891
00:46:05,916 --> 00:46:07,443
Regina put on a little show.
892
00:46:11,053 --> 00:46:12,481
And Kyle was like "boing"!
893
00:46:12,516 --> 00:46:13,922
And Regina was like...
894
00:46:13,957 --> 00:46:15,352
..."I knew she would let me!
895
00:46:15,387 --> 00:46:17,827
She's, like,
obsessed with me!"
896
00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:19,257
Not okay.
897
00:46:19,292 --> 00:46:21,226
Please put this all back
in its box.
898
00:46:21,261 --> 00:46:23,063
They got into a huge fight.
899
00:46:23,098 --> 00:46:25,032
Regina started avoiding Janis
at school,
900
00:46:25,067 --> 00:46:26,902
but did she give back
that plush animal?
901
00:46:26,937 --> 00:46:29,762
Oh, no.
She took it everywhere.
902
00:46:29,797 --> 00:46:32,600
She named her "Sissy Liz"
and she made everyone say
903
00:46:32,635 --> 00:46:33,975
"good morning" to it
every day,
904
00:46:34,010 --> 00:46:35,372
and it was very weird
and boring.
905
00:46:35,407 --> 00:46:36,637
Fast forward.
906
00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:38,573
One day in Science,
907
00:46:38,608 --> 00:46:41,279
Regina was making everyone
say hi to Sissy Liz.
908
00:46:41,314 --> 00:46:43,281
And Janis finally heard it.
909
00:46:43,316 --> 00:46:45,888
"Sissy Liz" was short
for "Obsessed Lesbian."
910
00:46:45,923 --> 00:46:48,990
Regina had been making fun
of Janis this entire time
911
00:46:49,025 --> 00:46:50,321
and everyone but her knew it.
912
00:46:51,357 --> 00:46:53,489
So, and this is regrettable...
913
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,295
Janis took
her Bunsen burner...
914
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,827
and torched the doll.
915
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:04,137
And Regina's backpack
caught on fire a little bit
916
00:47:04,172 --> 00:47:07,338
and Janis was kicked
out of school
for the remainder of the year.
917
00:47:07,373 --> 00:47:09,835
And the adults
didn't know why.
918
00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:12,211
Janis just seemed crazy.
919
00:47:14,578 --> 00:47:16,512
I'm really sorry
that happened.
920
00:47:18,483 --> 00:47:20,054
It's worse than my thing.
921
00:47:21,552 --> 00:47:23,255
Caddy, don't be sorry.
922
00:47:23,290 --> 00:47:26,621
Now you know Regina George
is not your friend.
923
00:47:26,656 --> 00:47:28,425
We are your friends.
924
00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:29,932
And we're gonna
make her pay.
925
00:47:33,828 --> 00:47:35,036
♪ You know what friends do? ♪
926
00:47:35,071 --> 00:47:37,038
♪ They got your back ♪
927
00:47:37,073 --> 00:47:39,975
♪ And they are fun
To be around ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
928
00:47:40,010 --> 00:47:42,175
♪ When someone hurts you
Then they attack ♪
929
00:47:42,210 --> 00:47:44,705
♪ And grind your foe
Into the ground! ♪
930
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,608
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
931
00:47:46,643 --> 00:47:49,149
♪ Imagine a party
With dresses and cake ♪
932
00:47:49,184 --> 00:47:52,119
♪ And singing and dancing
And cake ♪
933
00:47:52,154 --> 00:47:55,485
♪ And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half ♪
934
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,093
♪ And this time
It'll take ♪
935
00:47:59,128 --> 00:48:03,328
Now that's a party!
♪ It's a revenge party
A party that ends ♪
936
00:48:03,363 --> 00:48:05,561
♪ With somebody's head
On a spike ♪
937
00:48:05,596 --> 00:48:09,532
♪ It's a revenge party
With your two best friends ♪
938
00:48:09,567 --> 00:48:12,271
♪ It's like a party
With revenge
Is what it's like ♪
939
00:48:13,769 --> 00:48:15,208
Caddy, in order
for this to work,
940
00:48:15,243 --> 00:48:16,803
you need to act
like a huge phony.
941
00:48:16,838 --> 00:48:18,277
Can you do it?
942
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,476
I... I think so.
943
00:48:19,511 --> 00:48:21,346
Practice.
944
00:48:21,381 --> 00:48:24,382
Regina wanted me to tell you
that she tried
to talk to Aaron,
945
00:48:24,417 --> 00:48:27,583
but he just wanted her back,
and that's not Regina's fault.
946
00:48:27,618 --> 00:48:29,321
Of course. Oh, my gosh.
947
00:48:30,225 --> 00:48:31,686
Love ya. See you at lunch.
948
00:48:31,721 --> 00:48:34,590
Perfect!
On to phase two.
949
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,999
♪ I'll bring
The glow sticks ♪
950
00:48:37,034 --> 00:48:40,002
♪ I'll bring balloons
And we'll have
Chocolate ice cream cones ♪
951
00:48:40,037 --> 00:48:41,729
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
952
00:48:41,764 --> 00:48:44,237
♪ I'll be the DJ
Spinnin' the tunes ♪
953
00:48:44,272 --> 00:48:47,306
♪ On a turntable made
Of her bones ♪
954
00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:50,606
♪ We'll get a piñata
'Cause that would be fun ♪
955
00:48:50,641 --> 00:48:52,179
♪ And play dress up
And Barbies ♪
956
00:48:52,214 --> 00:48:53,807
♪ And tag ♪
957
00:48:53,842 --> 00:48:55,248
♪ And we'll roll on the grass ♪
958
00:48:55,283 --> 00:48:57,085
♪ And stare up at the sun ♪
959
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,945
♪ Then we'll stuff her remains
In a bag ♪
960
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,749
♪ And throw 'em in the river! ♪
961
00:49:01,784 --> 00:49:05,060
♪ A revenge party
A party that ends ♪
962
00:49:05,095 --> 00:49:07,755
♪ With entrails
All over the lawn ♪
963
00:49:07,790 --> 00:49:11,033
♪ A revenge party
With your two best friends ♪
964
00:49:11,068 --> 00:49:13,563
♪ And I end up with Aaron
When she's gone ♪
965
00:49:13,598 --> 00:49:15,763
♪ Yes, bitch! ♪
966
00:49:17,338 --> 00:49:19,701
I end up with Aaron
when she's gone.
967
00:49:20,308 --> 00:49:21,637
Yes, bitch.
968
00:49:31,187 --> 00:49:32,582
I think I need a tutor.
969
00:49:32,617 --> 00:49:34,848
I could tutor you,
if you want.
970
00:49:36,357 --> 00:49:38,423
♪ What's Regina doin'? ♪
971
00:49:38,458 --> 00:49:39,820
♪ What's Regina wearin'? ♪
972
00:49:39,855 --> 00:49:42,064
♪ Is she back with Aaron? ♪
973
00:49:42,099 --> 00:49:45,826
♪ Regina! Regina!
She has everything
She gets everything ♪
974
00:49:47,467 --> 00:49:49,269
♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
975
00:49:50,272 --> 00:49:51,469
What is that?
976
00:49:51,504 --> 00:49:53,141
Ugh, I'm so fat
and disgusting.
977
00:49:53,176 --> 00:49:54,472
I'm not having anything
978
00:49:54,507 --> 00:49:56,276
but Kälteen bars
until I lose weight.
979
00:49:56,311 --> 00:49:57,838
Well, I need
to lose three pounds.
980
00:49:57,873 --> 00:49:59,004
How many calories from fat?
981
00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:00,280
Zero.
982
00:50:00,315 --> 00:50:02,117
You cross-multiply x
over a thousand
983
00:50:02,152 --> 00:50:03,943
and divide it by 0.5
because it's in kilograms.
984
00:50:03,978 --> 00:50:06,517
Whatever.
Bring me a whole box.
985
00:50:06,552 --> 00:50:08,684
No, um, bring me two.
986
00:50:15,726 --> 00:50:18,991
♪ A revenge party
A party that ends ♪
987
00:50:19,026 --> 00:50:21,796
♪ With somebody crushed
And alone ♪
♪ And ugly-crying! ♪
988
00:50:21,831 --> 00:50:24,997
♪ A revenge party
With your two best friends ♪
989
00:50:25,032 --> 00:50:27,505
♪ It's like a party
With revenge
Is what we're throwin'! ♪
990
00:50:44,392 --> 00:50:46,326
♪ What's Regina eating? ♪
991
00:50:46,361 --> 00:50:48,097
♪ God, look at her figure ♪
992
00:50:48,132 --> 00:50:50,858
♪ Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina! Regina! ♪
993
00:50:50,893 --> 00:50:52,662
♪ She has everything! ♪
994
00:50:52,697 --> 00:50:54,862
♪ She gets everything! ♪
995
00:50:54,897 --> 00:50:57,403
♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
996
00:51:01,442 --> 00:51:04,377
Six weeks and all we've done
is make Regina hotter
and revive the wet look.
997
00:51:04,412 --> 00:51:06,313
We have to pivot.
998
00:51:06,348 --> 00:51:08,909
If we can make
Gretchen Wieners think
that Regina is mad at her...
999
00:51:08,944 --> 00:51:10,812
No, no, no.
Gretchen is fragile.
1000
00:51:10,847 --> 00:51:12,748
Exactly!
1001
00:51:12,783 --> 00:51:14,552
If we crack her open,
maybe she'll spill
something we can use.
1002
00:51:22,430 --> 00:51:24,397
♪ Party ♪
1003
00:51:24,432 --> 00:51:26,927
Hey, girl, you sending
any candy canes this year?
1004
00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:29,897
Oh.
I don't send them.
I just get them.
1005
00:51:31,439 --> 00:51:33,934
Um, stop pulling it down.
1006
00:51:33,969 --> 00:51:36,112
Your hair looks so sexy
pushed back.
1007
00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:38,906
Cady, would you
please tell him
1008
00:51:38,941 --> 00:51:41,007
that his hair looks sexy
pushed back?
1009
00:51:42,648 --> 00:51:44,681
Your hair looks sexy
pushed back.
1010
00:51:44,716 --> 00:51:45,748
Oh...
1011
00:51:51,327 --> 00:51:52,392
Thanks.
1012
00:51:56,332 --> 00:51:58,365
I'll, uh, see you in Calc.
1013
00:52:00,468 --> 00:52:03,205
♪ At every party
There might be a low ♪
1014
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,802
♪ Where the energy dips ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1015
00:52:06,837 --> 00:52:13,710
♪ You might be thinking
"It's late, we should go
And they ran out of chips" ♪
1016
00:52:13,745 --> 00:52:17,483
♪ No! I can't even watch
When she touches his hair ♪
1017
00:52:17,518 --> 00:52:20,189
♪ And I've watched a snake
Eat a cow ♪
1018
00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:23,819
♪ Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear ♪
1019
00:52:23,854 --> 00:52:26,954
♪ We'll get our party now! ♪
1020
00:52:26,989 --> 00:52:29,022
One candy cane, please!
1021
00:52:31,499 --> 00:52:34,929
♪ A revenge party
A party that ends ♪
1022
00:52:34,964 --> 00:52:37,129
♪ With lions in a Roman arena ♪
1023
00:52:37,164 --> 00:52:39,967
♪ She has everything!
She gets everything! ♪
1024
00:52:41,311 --> 00:52:43,102
♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
1025
00:52:43,137 --> 00:52:44,873
Ho, ho, ho!
1026
00:52:44,908 --> 00:52:47,139
Candy Cane Gram
for Shane Oman!
1027
00:52:47,174 --> 00:52:48,580
♪ She has everything! ♪
1028
00:52:48,615 --> 00:52:50,648
And one for Cady Heron.
1029
00:52:50,683 --> 00:52:52,012
♪ She gets everything! ♪
1030
00:52:52,047 --> 00:52:54,080
Four for Glenn Cocco?
1031
00:52:54,115 --> 00:52:55,983
You go, Glenn Cocco!
1032
00:52:56,018 --> 00:52:58,018
♪ Glenn Cocco!
Glenn Cocco! Glenn Cocco! ♪
1033
00:52:59,329 --> 00:53:02,990
And... none
for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
1034
00:53:03,729 --> 00:53:04,827
Who sent that?
1035
00:53:04,862 --> 00:53:06,125
Oh, it's from...
1036
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,270
♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
1037
00:53:08,305 --> 00:53:11,537
"Thanks for being
such a great best friend."
1038
00:53:11,572 --> 00:53:12,538
Aw.
1039
00:53:13,409 --> 00:53:14,672
Oh.
1040
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:16,905
Okay.
1041
00:53:18,381 --> 00:53:20,249
If you and Regina are
"best friends" now,
1042
00:53:20,284 --> 00:53:23,142
then you can be in charge of
keeping all her secrets, okay?
1043
00:53:23,177 --> 00:53:26,178
For example, she gave you
those high-heel shoes
just to make fun of you
1044
00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:29,258
because she knew
you wouldn't be able
to walk in them. Sorry!
1045
00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:32,118
Also, she says
she has a nose job,
1046
00:53:32,153 --> 00:53:33,691
but that's just to distract
from the fact
1047
00:53:33,726 --> 00:53:36,188
that she had one
of her ears moved!
1048
00:53:36,223 --> 00:53:38,894
Also, she totally cheats
on Aaron.
1049
00:53:38,929 --> 00:53:41,864
Yeah. Every Tuesday,
she says she has College Prep,
1050
00:53:41,899 --> 00:53:43,536
but really she's hooking up
with Shane Oman
1051
00:53:43,571 --> 00:53:45,373
in the third-floor
janitorial closet
1052
00:53:45,408 --> 00:53:48,200
on the bags of sawdust
that they use for barf!
1053
00:53:48,235 --> 00:53:50,378
And I never told anyone
1054
00:53:50,413 --> 00:53:52,578
because I'm such
a good friend!
1055
00:53:54,582 --> 00:53:57,418
And I'm only telling you
because you're such
a good friend.
1056
00:54:04,251 --> 00:54:06,119
♪ It's a revenge party ♪
1057
00:54:06,154 --> 00:54:07,857
♪ A party that ends ♪
1058
00:54:07,892 --> 00:54:10,563
♪ With somebody's head
On a spike! ♪
1059
00:54:10,598 --> 00:54:13,599
♪ A revenge party
With your two best friends ♪
1060
00:54:13,634 --> 00:54:17,306
♪ It's like a party
With revenge
Is what it's like ♪
1061
00:54:36,283 --> 00:54:38,360
♪ A party with revenge
Is what it's like ♪
1062
00:54:39,561 --> 00:54:42,694
♪ A party with revenge ♪
1063
00:54:42,729 --> 00:54:46,797
♪ With revenge ♪
1064
00:54:46,832 --> 00:54:48,128
♪ Is what it's like! ♪
1065
00:55:00,846 --> 00:55:03,748
Hey, do you have time to go
over derivatives for a minute?
1066
00:55:04,487 --> 00:55:06,652
Oh, um... no, not today.
1067
00:55:09,316 --> 00:55:10,359
Cady?
1068
00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:14,495
Um...
1069
00:55:14,530 --> 00:55:16,827
You've failed
your last five quizzes.
Is everything okay?
1070
00:55:16,862 --> 00:55:19,467
I'm... I'm sorry.
I'll just try harder.
1071
00:55:19,502 --> 00:55:21,260
Okay, because
if you need extra help,
1072
00:55:21,295 --> 00:55:23,328
there's a Mathletes meeting
starting in a couple minutes.
1073
00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:25,671
I can't. I'm sorry.
I have to go
to my friend Regina's house.
1074
00:55:25,706 --> 00:55:27,739
We're doing a dance
in the talent show.
1075
00:55:27,774 --> 00:55:30,137
"Rockin' Around
the Pole"?
Yeah, how did you know?
1076
00:55:30,172 --> 00:55:32,106
They do it every year.
It's like a...
1077
00:55:32,141 --> 00:55:33,844
Tradition?
Recurring nightmare.
1078
00:55:35,045 --> 00:55:37,617
Okay, I could probably
get Kevin to tutor you.
1079
00:55:37,652 --> 00:55:39,553
Well, Aaron's tutoring me now,
so...
1080
00:55:39,588 --> 00:55:42,281
Oh, he's tutoring you?
Sure, okay, well,
1081
00:55:42,316 --> 00:55:44,657
let Aaron know that the weird
thing with your quizzes
1082
00:55:44,692 --> 00:55:47,858
is that all the work is right
and only the answers are wrong.
1083
00:55:47,893 --> 00:55:50,256
Huh.
Huh.
1084
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:53,226
Cady, I am not gonna
stop pushing you,
because I'm a pusher.
1085
00:55:53,261 --> 00:55:55,470
And I know you're smarter
than this.
1086
00:55:55,505 --> 00:55:59,837
Maybe I should just push
your seat away from Aaron's.
1087
00:55:59,872 --> 00:56:02,807
Ugh! And she was like,
"I'm a pusher, Cady.
I'm a pusher."
1088
00:56:02,842 --> 00:56:05,172
Wait, what does she even mean,
she's a "pusher"?
1089
00:56:05,207 --> 00:56:09,649
Like a drug pusher?
I don't know.
She's so weird.
1090
00:56:09,684 --> 00:56:12,454
Let it all out, honey.
Put it in the book.
1091
00:56:15,184 --> 00:56:17,349
Look at this thing!
1092
00:56:18,858 --> 00:56:21,958
I can't even see it.
It's sexy,
like a face breast.
1093
00:56:21,993 --> 00:56:25,533
It happens to me, too.
It's just the Kälteen bars
flushing your toxins.
1094
00:56:25,568 --> 00:56:27,029
Huh. Okay.
1095
00:56:27,064 --> 00:56:29,097
Well, this skin stuff
you gave me sucks!
1096
00:56:29,737 --> 00:56:31,066
Where did you get it?
1097
00:56:40,517 --> 00:56:41,714
The Paris airport.
1098
00:56:41,749 --> 00:56:43,045
Oh, "the Paris airport."
1099
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,915
Well, it's garbage.
And so are you.
1100
00:56:47,755 --> 00:56:50,349
She's just grouchy
because Aaron
broke up with her.
1101
00:56:50,384 --> 00:56:51,889
He did?
1102
00:56:51,924 --> 00:56:53,462
Someone told him
about Shane.
1103
00:56:54,355 --> 00:56:56,025
Do you think it was Santa?
1104
00:56:57,127 --> 00:56:59,094
Oh...
1105
00:56:59,129 --> 00:57:01,899
Also,
all that she's been eating
are those Kälteen bars,
1106
00:57:01,934 --> 00:57:04,033
and I don't think she's pooped
in, like, two weeks.
1107
00:57:04,068 --> 00:57:05,672
Uh...
1108
00:57:05,707 --> 00:57:07,542
Hey, G, we've practiced
a bunch with Cady.
1109
00:57:07,577 --> 00:57:08,741
You want to run it once?
1110
00:57:08,776 --> 00:57:10,875
Why? I'm perfect every year.
1111
00:57:10,910 --> 00:57:12,338
Mm-hmm.
1112
00:57:12,373 --> 00:57:14,549
Yeah, but it's,
uh, Cady's first time
1113
00:57:14,584 --> 00:57:16,551
and there's a bunch
of traffic patterns...
1114
00:57:16,586 --> 00:57:19,411
Stop playing with
that stupid babyish book!
1115
00:58:04,359 --> 00:58:06,568
Uh, that was
Damian Hubbard singing...
1116
00:58:06,603 --> 00:58:09,065
...the iCarly theme song
1117
00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:10,704
in French for extra credit.
1118
00:58:10,739 --> 00:58:11,804
Yeah!
1119
00:58:13,434 --> 00:58:15,874
Our next act describes
their music
1120
00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:19,273
as "Like a sine wave,
they don't stop."
1121
00:58:19,308 --> 00:58:22,716
Please welcome Kevin G
and the Power of Three.
1122
00:58:22,751 --> 00:58:24,949
Uh. Yeah.
1123
00:58:24,984 --> 00:58:27,215
♪ All you ♪
1124
00:58:27,250 --> 00:58:29,382
♪ Suckah emcees
Ain't got nothin' on me ♪
1125
00:58:29,417 --> 00:58:31,692
♪ From my grades to my rhymes
You can't touch Kevin G ♪
1126
00:58:31,727 --> 00:58:32,957
♪ I'm a Mathlete ♪
1127
00:58:32,992 --> 00:58:34,926
♪ So good under pressure ♪
1128
00:58:34,961 --> 00:58:36,763
♪ I'ma find acute angles
To prioritize your pleasure ♪
1129
00:58:36,798 --> 00:58:39,128
♪ I'm a Model UN rep
Out in these streets ♪
1130
00:58:39,163 --> 00:58:41,361
♪ But I'm a overachiever
Under the sheets ♪
1131
00:58:41,396 --> 00:58:44,001
♪ She be like
"Uhhhh, Kevin G!" ♪
1132
00:58:44,036 --> 00:58:45,497
Inappropriate.
1133
00:58:45,532 --> 00:58:47,004
Kevin, we talked about this.
1134
00:58:47,039 --> 00:58:49,501
Well,
happy holidays, everybody.
1135
00:58:51,714 --> 00:58:54,209
Why is this so tight?
1136
00:58:54,244 --> 00:58:55,980
You've had it
since the sixth grade.
1137
00:58:56,015 --> 00:58:58,015
You're probably maturing.
1138
00:58:58,050 --> 00:59:00,853
Um, do you just,
like, want to run it one time
real quick?
1139
00:59:00,888 --> 00:59:04,186
Gretchen,
literally no one cares.
1140
00:59:04,221 --> 00:59:06,320
Mm-hmm. No, totally.
1141
00:59:06,355 --> 00:59:08,553
Um, do you just want
to run the acro?
1142
00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:10,731
Because none of us really does
gymnastics anymore
1143
00:59:10,766 --> 00:59:12,964
and when we made up this dance,
we all weighed, like, 70 pounds,
1144
00:59:12,999 --> 00:59:16,165
so maybe we should
just make sure everyone's
center of gravity is still...
1145
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,331
Still what?
1146
00:59:18,565 --> 00:59:19,608
Nothing.
1147
00:59:26,947 --> 00:59:30,685
Thank you,
Shelby and Timmy, for tapping.
1148
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,687
Also, if anyone finds
a retainer
1149
00:59:32,722 --> 00:59:35,987
in a bright aqua case,
that is mine.
1150
00:59:36,022 --> 00:59:37,483
Please return it.
1151
00:59:37,518 --> 00:59:39,595
My insurance won't cover
a replacement.
1152
00:59:40,895 --> 00:59:42,730
Karen, I can see your bra.
1153
00:59:42,765 --> 00:59:44,633
It's on purpose.
I'm going for a look.
1154
00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:46,492
Is it "girl
who slept with 11 people"?
1155
00:59:46,527 --> 00:59:47,702
'Cause you're nailing it.
1156
00:59:49,563 --> 00:59:52,531
I think your top is fetch.
Gretchen!
1157
00:59:52,566 --> 00:59:54,566
Stop trying
to make "fetch" happen.
1158
00:59:54,601 --> 00:59:57,437
It's not going to happen.
1159
01:00:01,146 --> 01:00:03,883
Okay,
please welcome Santa's Helpers
1160
01:00:03,918 --> 01:00:05,852
doing "Rockin'
Around the Pole."
1161
01:00:15,798 --> 01:00:18,194
♪ We're gonna
Take a Christmas train ♪
1162
01:00:18,229 --> 01:00:20,262
♪ To where Santa lives ♪
1163
01:00:20,297 --> 01:00:23,331
♪ Up through the sleet
And snow ♪
1164
01:00:23,366 --> 01:00:26,741
♪ Then we'll hop and bop
Straight to the top ♪
1165
01:00:26,776 --> 01:00:29,436
♪ Last stop the North Pole ♪
1166
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,980
♪ And we'll be rock, rock
Rockin' around the pole ♪
1167
01:00:35,015 --> 01:00:37,983
♪ Where the northern lights
Are bright ♪
1168
01:00:38,018 --> 01:00:41,690
♪ Rock, rock, rockin'
Around the pole ♪
1169
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:44,825
♪ We'll rock that pole
All night ♪
1170
01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:48,026
♪ And we'll be sing, sing
Singin' a Christmas tune ♪
1171
01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:49,588
Thank you, next!
1172
01:00:51,295 --> 01:00:55,033
♪ Yeah, we'll be rock
Rock, rockin' up on that pole ♪
1173
01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:58,003
♪ Rockin' till the break
Of day ♪
1174
01:00:58,038 --> 01:01:01,039
♪ Yeah, we'll be rockin'
Stuffin' a stockin' ♪
1175
01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:04,207
♪ And they'll be talkin'
About us in town ♪
1176
01:01:04,242 --> 01:01:06,473
♪ Yeah, we'll be rockin' ♪
1177
01:01:06,508 --> 01:01:08,343
♪ And rollin' and lockin'
And strollin' ♪
1178
01:01:08,378 --> 01:01:11,984
♪ Till the North Pole police
Come shut us down ♪
1179
01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:36,844
So, I went
to the Christmas show
and it was a mess, y'all.
1180
01:01:36,879 --> 01:01:38,670
Regina ate total shit.
1181
01:01:38,705 --> 01:01:40,375
I think people saw her nipple.
1182
01:01:40,410 --> 01:01:41,706
It's just unprofessional.
1183
01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:43,312
This was kind of hilarious.
1184
01:01:45,514 --> 01:01:47,151
I've watched
1185
01:01:47,186 --> 01:01:50,550
this video a thousand times.
Gretchen piledrived Regina.
1186
01:01:50,585 --> 01:01:52,222
Regina really should be
lifting through her glutes.
1187
01:01:52,257 --> 01:01:54,290
Regina challenge!
1188
01:01:54,325 --> 01:01:55,896
You know
what that bitch gets?
1189
01:01:55,931 --> 01:01:57,293
Not my sympathy.
1190
01:01:57,328 --> 01:01:58,723
It's not like
we like Regina anyway.
1191
01:01:58,758 --> 01:02:00,626
She's such a bitch.
She's so spoiled.
1192
01:02:00,661 --> 01:02:02,870
Regina always wanted
to be the center of attention.
1193
01:02:02,905 --> 01:02:05,070
Girl, we all see you.
1194
01:02:05,105 --> 01:02:07,138
Regina got what she deserves.
1195
01:02:07,173 --> 01:02:08,975
But you know, that Cady girl
was kind of cute.
1196
01:02:09,010 --> 01:02:10,042
You know, she stayed,
she waved.
1197
01:02:10,077 --> 01:02:12,407
She ate, like, house down.
1198
01:02:12,442 --> 01:02:14,277
Cady Heron was the only one
that acted normal.
1199
01:02:14,312 --> 01:02:15,850
Oh, yeah.I think she salvaged
1200
01:02:15,885 --> 01:02:17,544
the worst tradition
of the year.
1201
01:02:17,579 --> 01:02:19,513
Period.
She was... She's kind of hot.
1202
01:02:19,548 --> 01:02:21,515
She might even be hotter
than Regina George.
1203
01:02:21,550 --> 01:02:24,386
No zits. Gum health.
American Eagle.
1204
01:02:24,421 --> 01:02:26,025
Cady doesn't even have
to wear deodorant.
1205
01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:27,587
I'm thinking of going red.
1206
01:02:27,622 --> 01:02:29,061
Okay, so, somebody sent me
this look, and I was like,
1207
01:02:29,096 --> 01:02:31,030
"Hot girls,
we are going back to red!
1208
01:02:31,065 --> 01:02:32,834
Y2K fire-crotch is back!"
1209
01:02:32,869 --> 01:02:34,660
Thank you, Cady Heron.
1210
01:02:34,695 --> 01:02:36,332
Cady was looking good.
1211
01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:39,137
Caddy!
1212
01:02:40,107 --> 01:02:41,766
Did you hear me?
1213
01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:44,340
What?
We did it.
1214
01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:45,770
Regina lost
her hot boyfriend.
1215
01:02:45,805 --> 01:02:47,244
She lost her status
over everyone.
1216
01:02:47,279 --> 01:02:48,883
She popped her blemish
against the stage floor.
1217
01:02:48,918 --> 01:02:50,214
That's rock bottom.
1218
01:02:51,118 --> 01:02:53,250
We can stop. We're even.
1219
01:02:53,285 --> 01:02:55,120
Finally you don't have
to talk to them anymore.
1220
01:02:55,155 --> 01:02:57,419
We can finally
have lunch together tomorrow.
1221
01:02:57,454 --> 01:02:58,992
I'm getting dumplings.
1222
01:02:59,027 --> 01:03:00,829
Unless they have pizza bagels,
then I might get both.
1223
01:03:00,864 --> 01:03:02,457
So good.
I can't.
1224
01:03:04,692 --> 01:03:06,593
I need one more lunch.
1225
01:03:30,322 --> 01:03:33,026
I'm sorry, Regina.
You can't sit with us.
1226
01:03:35,294 --> 01:03:36,788
What?
1227
01:03:38,033 --> 01:03:40,660
You're wearing sweatpants.
It's Thursday.
1228
01:03:41,696 --> 01:03:43,465
Whatever.
Those rules aren't real.
1229
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:45,005
They were real
that day I wore a vest.
1230
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,633
Yeah, because that vest
was disgusting!
1231
01:03:46,668 --> 01:03:49,075
You can't sit with us!
1232
01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:04,255
These sweatpants
are all that fit me right now.
1233
01:04:07,722 --> 01:04:08,963
What do you think, Cady?
1234
01:04:16,005 --> 01:04:19,732
Sorry, Regina.
Rules are rules.
1235
01:04:21,802 --> 01:04:22,834
Fine.
1236
01:04:25,212 --> 01:04:28,081
Oh.
1237
01:04:30,415 --> 01:04:32,382
Take a picture, losers.
It'll last longer.
1238
01:04:41,030 --> 01:04:42,755
And that...
...was the beginning...
1239
01:04:42,790 --> 01:04:43,690
...of the...
...mother******á
1240
01:04:43,725 --> 01:04:45,230
...end.
1241
01:04:48,862 --> 01:04:50,400
Hello,
may I have your attention
1242
01:04:50,435 --> 01:04:51,907
for this morning's
announcements?
1243
01:04:53,405 --> 01:04:55,108
In honor
of Women's History Month,
1244
01:04:55,143 --> 01:04:58,705
the cafeteria is offering
vegan "Confident Joannes"
1245
01:04:58,740 --> 01:05:01,213
which are Sloppy Joes
made of beans.
1246
01:05:03,415 --> 01:05:05,250
Secondly, we want
to wish good luck
1247
01:05:05,285 --> 01:05:07,648
to junior, Janis 'Imi'ike...
1248
01:05:07,683 --> 01:05:09,089
...who is a finalist
1249
01:05:09,124 --> 01:05:11,652
in the Illinois Art Expo
this Saturday.
1250
01:05:11,687 --> 01:05:14,160
Go, Lions! Even for Art.
1251
01:05:14,195 --> 01:05:15,920
Art, art, art!
Next up,
1252
01:05:15,955 --> 01:05:18,362
the Students Activities
Committee voted,
1253
01:05:18,397 --> 01:05:20,133
and the theme for
this year's Spring Fling...
1254
01:05:20,168 --> 01:05:22,663
What's that lip color?
Oh, it's e.l.f. O Face in...
1255
01:05:22,698 --> 01:05:24,104
No, amazing, yeah.
1256
01:05:24,139 --> 01:05:25,831
I was just making sure
your ears still worked.
1257
01:05:25,866 --> 01:05:30,473
And finally, the nominees for
Spring Fling King and Queen
1258
01:05:30,508 --> 01:05:31,903
are as follows:
1259
01:05:31,938 --> 01:05:34,048
For King, Aaron Samuels,
1260
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:37,051
Christian Wiggins
and Shane Oman.
1261
01:05:37,086 --> 01:05:39,086
And Damian Hubbard. What?
1262
01:05:40,122 --> 01:05:41,550
For Queen...
1263
01:05:41,585 --> 01:05:43,024
...Regina George...
1264
01:05:43,059 --> 01:05:45,587
...Karen Shetty
and Gretchen Wieners.
1265
01:05:45,622 --> 01:05:47,820
Same old, same old.
And Caddy Heron.
1266
01:05:50,792 --> 01:05:52,099
Wow.
1267
01:05:52,134 --> 01:05:53,034
Wait, my mistake.
1268
01:05:55,665 --> 01:05:57,005
Cady Heron.
1269
01:06:01,275 --> 01:06:02,736
Oh, my God.
1270
01:06:02,771 --> 01:06:06,146
Oh, my God,
so many people are texting me.
1271
01:06:06,181 --> 01:06:08,775
Should I, um, text Aaron
and congratulate him?
1272
01:06:08,810 --> 01:06:10,084
No.
1273
01:06:10,119 --> 01:06:11,910
Hey, do you want a lift
this weekend?
1274
01:06:11,945 --> 01:06:13,978
'Cause Damian's borrowing
his grandma's Jazzy.
1275
01:06:14,013 --> 01:06:15,518
A lift to what?
1276
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:19,621
My art show.
Didn't you just hear
Mr. Duvall talking about it?
1277
01:06:19,656 --> 01:06:22,459
Oh, that's this weekend?
Yeah.
1278
01:06:22,494 --> 01:06:26,397
Oh, shoot.
I have tickets to this thing
in Madison with my mom.
1279
01:06:26,432 --> 01:06:27,629
Uh, I'm sorry.
1280
01:06:29,666 --> 01:06:32,436
Yeah, you seem
super sad about it.
1281
01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:37,342
So, what are we doing
this weekend?
1282
01:06:37,377 --> 01:06:39,146
Why is everyone asking me
about the weekend?
1283
01:06:39,181 --> 01:06:40,609
It's Tuesday.
1284
01:06:40,644 --> 01:06:44,184
Yeah, the weekend is only...
several days away.
1285
01:06:44,219 --> 01:06:46,549
I have to go to this thing
in Madison with my mom.
1286
01:06:46,584 --> 01:06:48,353
Your mom is going away?
You should have people over.
1287
01:06:48,388 --> 01:06:50,124
No, I'm going with her.
1288
01:06:50,159 --> 01:06:53,160
Well, if you have people over,
you can invite Aaron.
1289
01:06:56,528 --> 01:06:58,099
Huh.
1290
01:06:58,134 --> 01:06:59,793
Yeah, I guess
I could get out of it.
1291
01:06:59,828 --> 01:07:01,960
But, like,
1292
01:07:01,995 --> 01:07:05,337
we would keep it small, right?
Like five or six people?
1293
01:07:05,372 --> 01:07:06,800
Yes!
Sure!
1294
01:07:06,835 --> 01:07:09,407
Why are you doing this to me?!
1295
01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:12,344
I promised my friend Janis
I'd go to her art show!
1296
01:07:12,379 --> 01:07:14,709
But, binti, we've had
these tickets for months.
1297
01:07:14,744 --> 01:07:16,216
You love Neil deGrasse Tyson.
1298
01:07:16,251 --> 01:07:17,349
Mom!
1299
01:07:17,384 --> 01:07:19,780
Janis is my best friend!
1300
01:07:19,815 --> 01:07:21,584
Do you not want me
to be a good friend?!
1301
01:07:21,619 --> 01:07:23,047
No! Yes! What?
1302
01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:27,194
You can, uh, stay home
on your own, I guess.
1303
01:07:27,229 --> 01:07:29,526
Hey. I'm having
a small get-together
1304
01:07:29,561 --> 01:07:32,661
at my house tomorrow night.
My mom's away, so...
1305
01:07:32,696 --> 01:07:33,992
Is Regina going?
1306
01:07:34,027 --> 01:07:36,632
No! Do you think
I'm an idiot? No.
1307
01:07:36,667 --> 01:07:38,667
It's just gonna be
a few cool people,
1308
01:07:38,702 --> 01:07:40,405
and you better be
one of them, byotch.
1309
01:07:41,573 --> 01:07:43,441
Okay. I'll be there.
1310
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:02,955
No, no, no!
1311
01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:16,342
Have you seen Aaron?
1312
01:08:16,377 --> 01:08:18,102
What?
Aaron!
1313
01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:19,642
Karen?
1314
01:08:20,876 --> 01:08:21,908
Hi.
1315
01:08:26,288 --> 01:08:28,255
Whoo!
1316
01:08:35,561 --> 01:08:37,055
I've been looking for you.
1317
01:08:37,893 --> 01:08:39,497
Me as well.
1318
01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:42,335
I like your costume.
I mean, um, your dress.
1319
01:08:43,734 --> 01:08:45,602
Is this you holding
a crocodile?
1320
01:08:45,637 --> 01:08:48,473
Oh, my God,
don't look at that.
That is so embarrassing.
1321
01:08:48,508 --> 01:08:50,838
No, it's not. It's awesome.
1322
01:08:51,808 --> 01:08:53,104
You miss Kenya?
1323
01:08:53,139 --> 01:08:54,413
Yes.
1324
01:08:54,448 --> 01:08:56,008
No. I mean, I...
1325
01:08:57,110 --> 01:08:58,978
Well, I miss...
1326
01:08:59,013 --> 01:09:01,420
I could see
a lot more sky there.
1327
01:09:01,455 --> 01:09:02,817
At night.
1328
01:09:02,852 --> 01:09:05,853
My mom and I used
to map the constellations.
1329
01:09:06,658 --> 01:09:08,020
The stars.
1330
01:09:16,998 --> 01:09:18,800
You still on
the treadmill, honey?
1331
01:09:18,835 --> 01:09:20,472
No, I'm over there.
1332
01:09:21,838 --> 01:09:25,213
You got any plans tonight?
It's Saturday.
1333
01:09:25,248 --> 01:09:27,677
Mom, don't bother me.
1334
01:09:27,712 --> 01:09:30,944
I know you're not
feeling your best
about your body right now,
1335
01:09:30,979 --> 01:09:35,080
but remember that real beauty
comes from the face.
1336
01:09:35,115 --> 01:09:38,721
Don't ever talk about my body!
1337
01:09:38,756 --> 01:09:40,723
Okay, okay.
1338
01:09:44,366 --> 01:09:47,895
Wait, honey, why are
you eating Kälteen bars?
1339
01:09:47,930 --> 01:09:50,271
These are what
we gave Nana Joan
1340
01:09:50,306 --> 01:09:51,932
when we needed her
to gain weight.
1341
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,694
I am drinking
1342
01:10:17,729 --> 01:10:19,762
not juice tonight.
1343
01:10:19,797 --> 01:10:21,632
I know. I can tell.
1344
01:10:22,569 --> 01:10:23,832
We should go downstairs.
1345
01:10:23,867 --> 01:10:26,406
No, no, no, sit down.
I'm amazing.
1346
01:10:32,909 --> 01:10:36,240
I think you should wear
your hair however you want.
1347
01:10:36,275 --> 01:10:38,913
I think it looks good
both ways.
1348
01:10:42,721 --> 01:10:45,656
Thank you
for inviting me tonight.
1349
01:10:45,691 --> 01:10:48,527
I think
I've spent too much time
being pissed at Regina.
1350
01:10:48,562 --> 01:10:50,089
Yeah, you really have.
1351
01:10:50,124 --> 01:10:53,092
No more liars.
I would never lie to you.
1352
01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:57,030
I mean,
I did lie to you once.
1353
01:10:57,065 --> 01:10:59,571
But you are totally
gonna laugh when I tell you.
1354
01:10:59,606 --> 01:11:01,001
Tell me what?
1355
01:11:01,036 --> 01:11:02,904
We're in here!
1356
01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:11,275
I pretended
to be bad at math
1357
01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:13,915
to get you to help me,
but I'm not bad at math.
1358
01:11:13,950 --> 01:11:16,588
I'm actually... I'm actually
really good at math.
1359
01:11:16,623 --> 01:11:20,493
You're the one who's only
kind of okay at math.
1360
01:11:20,528 --> 01:11:22,792
Anyways, um,
now I'm failing.
1361
01:11:22,827 --> 01:11:26,796
So isn't that so dumb?
That is dumb, yeah.
1362
01:11:27,931 --> 01:11:29,469
Why wouldn't you
just talk to me?
1363
01:11:29,504 --> 01:11:31,438
Because of Regina.
'Cause you were her property.
1364
01:11:31,473 --> 01:11:33,473
Her property?
Shut up. Not her property.
1365
01:11:33,508 --> 01:11:34,771
Don't tell me to shut up.
1366
01:11:36,445 --> 01:11:38,808
What? Aaron, sit down.
1367
01:11:38,843 --> 01:11:40,612
You are a clone of Regina.
1368
01:11:43,419 --> 01:11:45,045
No. No, no, no!
1369
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,520
What are you thinking about?
1370
01:11:47,555 --> 01:11:48,785
Chicken wings later.
1371
01:11:48,820 --> 01:11:50,248
Do you ever think about me?
1372
01:11:50,283 --> 01:11:53,020
Sometimes.
When I'm looking right at you.
1373
01:12:01,503 --> 01:12:03,338
Cady, Cady, Cady!
No, no, no.
1374
01:12:07,509 --> 01:12:09,003
Aaron!
1375
01:12:09,038 --> 01:12:11,511
Aaron, wait!
1376
01:12:17,948 --> 01:12:19,783
You dirty little liar.
1377
01:12:20,786 --> 01:12:22,280
I... I can explain.
1378
01:12:22,315 --> 01:12:24,051
Explain how you're supposed
to be out of town
1379
01:12:24,086 --> 01:12:25,492
but there are
60 different people
1380
01:12:25,527 --> 01:12:27,285
posting pictures
from your party?
1381
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:28,759
You know
I couldn't invite you.
1382
01:12:28,794 --> 01:12:30,662
I... I have to act
like I don't know you.
1383
01:12:30,697 --> 01:12:32,763
You are full of lies!
1384
01:12:32,798 --> 01:12:34,633
Janis, I cannot stop
this Jazzy.
1385
01:12:34,668 --> 01:12:35,865
You know I have a curfew!
1386
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,834
You would hate this party.
1387
01:12:37,869 --> 01:12:39,539
Why? Aren't you having
an amazing time
1388
01:12:39,574 --> 01:12:41,035
with your amazing friends?
1389
01:12:41,070 --> 01:12:43,004
Janis, I can't spend
every minute with you.
1390
01:12:43,039 --> 01:12:45,072
It's not my fault you're like
obsessed with me or something!
1391
01:12:48,143 --> 01:12:51,716
What?
Oh, no, she didn't.
1392
01:12:51,751 --> 01:12:54,147
See, this is the problem
with you Plastics.
1393
01:12:54,182 --> 01:12:56,215
You think everyone
is obsessed with you
1394
01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:58,052
when actually
everybody hates you.
1395
01:12:58,087 --> 01:12:59,988
You made me like this.
1396
01:13:00,023 --> 01:13:02,221
It was your idea for me
to pretend to be Plastic!
1397
01:13:02,256 --> 01:13:03,959
Buddy, it's not pretend!
1398
01:13:03,994 --> 01:13:05,697
♪ You are as plastic
As they come ♪
1399
01:13:05,732 --> 01:13:07,325
♪ You think
Your shit don't stink ♪
1400
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,898
♪ You think
The rest of us are dumb ♪
1401
01:13:08,933 --> 01:13:10,669
♪ I hate Regina's guts ♪
1402
01:13:10,704 --> 01:13:11,967
♪ But here's what
You don't comprehend ♪
1403
01:13:12,002 --> 01:13:13,507
♪ At least she has the guts ♪
1404
01:13:13,542 --> 01:13:15,707
♪ To not pretend
To be my friend! ♪
1405
01:13:17,073 --> 01:13:17,940
Here.
1406
01:13:18,910 --> 01:13:22,142
Have this. It won an award.
Janis.
1407
01:13:22,177 --> 01:13:25,343
♪ No, it's fine ♪
1408
01:13:25,378 --> 01:13:28,412
♪ Really fine ♪
1409
01:13:28,447 --> 01:13:34,319
♪ Go be fine! ♪
1410
01:13:35,564 --> 01:13:37,498
And I want my pink shirt.
1411
01:14:16,099 --> 01:14:20,475
♪ My name is Regina George ♪
1412
01:14:21,577 --> 01:14:26,844
♪ And I am a massive deal ♪
1413
01:14:26,879 --> 01:14:32,685
♪ I will grind you to sand ♪
1414
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:37,954
♪ Beneath my Louboutin-ed heel ♪
1415
01:14:37,989 --> 01:14:42,728
♪ This is what I get
For helping ♪
1416
01:14:42,763 --> 01:14:47,931
♪ Helping someone lame fit in ♪
1417
01:14:47,966 --> 01:14:50,428
♪ Cady Heron ♪
1418
01:14:50,463 --> 01:14:55,202
♪ Enjoy your temporary win ♪
1419
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:02,715
♪ My name is Regina George ♪
1420
01:15:03,850 --> 01:15:09,249
♪ "This girl is a fugly cow" ♪
1421
01:15:09,284 --> 01:15:11,691
♪ Hey, Cady ♪
1422
01:15:11,726 --> 01:15:18,797
♪ How you like me now? ♪
1423
01:15:20,328 --> 01:15:22,702
♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪
1424
01:15:22,737 --> 01:15:25,606
♪ I brought the gasoline ♪
1425
01:15:25,641 --> 01:15:27,641
♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪
1426
01:15:27,676 --> 01:15:30,974
♪ And everyone get mean ♪
1427
01:15:31,009 --> 01:15:33,471
♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪
1428
01:15:33,506 --> 01:15:35,682
♪ I got the gasoline ♪
1429
01:15:35,717 --> 01:15:38,212
♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪
1430
01:15:38,247 --> 01:15:41,787
♪ And everyone get ♪
1431
01:15:41,822 --> 01:15:46,055
♪ Mean ♪
1432
01:16:02,502 --> 01:16:05,503
♪ Cady, time to
Watch your back ♪
1433
01:16:05,538 --> 01:16:08,011
♪ Cady, time to turn and cough ♪
1434
01:16:08,046 --> 01:16:10,783
♪ Because you took me down ♪
1435
01:16:10,818 --> 01:16:15,722
♪ But you didn't finish me off ♪
1436
01:16:18,485 --> 01:16:21,090
♪ My name is Regina George ♪
1437
01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:23,697
♪ And in case
You're keeping score ♪
1438
01:16:23,732 --> 01:16:26,062
♪ Cady may have won the battle ♪
1439
01:16:26,097 --> 01:16:28,801
♪ But I will win the war ♪
1440
01:16:30,596 --> 01:16:33,839
I'm just so upset, Mr. Duvall.
1441
01:16:33,874 --> 01:16:35,368
We found it in the hallway.
1442
01:16:35,403 --> 01:16:37,876
I mean, the things
it says about me?
1443
01:16:37,911 --> 01:16:39,405
The things it says
about all of us?
1444
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,242
♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪
1445
01:16:41,277 --> 01:16:43,783
♪ Trang Pham
Is a grotsky byotch! ♪
1446
01:16:45,820 --> 01:16:49,756
"Rachel Hamilton fills
her inhaler with vodka"?
1447
01:16:49,791 --> 01:16:52,088
I mean... does that work?
1448
01:16:54,422 --> 01:16:55,828
♪ I got the gasoline ♪
1449
01:16:55,863 --> 01:16:57,522
♪ Ms. Norbury's ♪
1450
01:16:57,557 --> 01:16:58,963
♪ A drug pusher! ♪
No, no, no. No!
1451
01:16:58,998 --> 01:17:02,098
"Ms. Norbury is a sad,
old drug pusher"?
1452
01:17:03,805 --> 01:17:06,707
"Haley Fralenger has" ...what?
1453
01:17:06,742 --> 01:17:07,972
What's this?
Hairy nips.
1454
01:17:09,712 --> 01:17:11,602
Good Lord.
1455
01:17:11,637 --> 01:17:14,638
♪ Mmm, I want
To make the world burn ♪
1456
01:17:14,673 --> 01:17:17,146
♪ Janis is a pyro-lez! ♪
1457
01:17:17,181 --> 01:17:19,544
Don't you worry.
We're gonna find out
who did this.
1458
01:17:19,579 --> 01:17:22,217
There's only three girls
in the whole school
who aren't in it.
1459
01:17:22,252 --> 01:17:24,956
♪ Regina is a fugly cow! ♪
1460
01:17:24,991 --> 01:17:27,420
♪ Regina is a fugly cow! ♪
1461
01:17:27,455 --> 01:17:29,290
♪ You wrote this ♪
1462
01:17:29,325 --> 01:17:32,656
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪
1463
01:17:32,691 --> 01:17:35,164
♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪
1464
01:17:35,199 --> 01:17:37,771
♪ I got the gasoline ♪
1465
01:17:37,806 --> 01:17:40,169
♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪
1466
01:17:40,204 --> 01:17:43,139
♪ And everyone turn ♪
1467
01:17:43,174 --> 01:17:47,781
♪ Mean... Mean ♪
1468
01:17:47,816 --> 01:17:53,281
♪ Mean! ♪
1469
01:17:53,316 --> 01:17:55,481
"Damian Hubbard
is too gay to function"?
1470
01:17:55,516 --> 01:17:57,087
That is only okay
when I say it.
1471
01:17:57,122 --> 01:17:58,517
Only Cady could
have written that.
1472
01:18:03,326 --> 01:18:08,593
♪ I want to watch
The world burn ♪
1473
01:18:08,628 --> 01:18:12,806
♪ I want to make
The world turn ♪
1474
01:18:12,841 --> 01:18:18,207
♪ So mean! ♪
1475
01:18:18,242 --> 01:18:20,110
Oh, hell no!
1476
01:18:20,145 --> 01:18:24,048
I did not go
to graduate school for this.
1477
01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:29,284
♪ I want to watch
The world burn! ♪
1478
01:18:29,319 --> 01:18:34,960
All junior girls report
to the gymnasium immediately!
1479
01:18:34,995 --> 01:18:36,588
Immediately!
1480
01:18:49,174 --> 01:18:52,340
Never in my 31 years
as an educator
1481
01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:54,177
have I seen such behavior.
1482
01:18:54,212 --> 01:18:57,279
I have half a mind to cancel
your Spring Fling dance!
1483
01:18:57,314 --> 01:18:59,380
No!
I object.
1484
01:19:01,186 --> 01:19:02,515
But we're not gonna do that
1485
01:19:02,550 --> 01:19:04,220
because we've already paid
the DJ.
1486
01:19:04,255 --> 01:19:08,961
But I am taking
this "Burn Book" seriously.
1487
01:19:08,996 --> 01:19:10,930
Now who has something
to say about this?
1488
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:20,907
Someone wrote in that book
1489
01:19:20,942 --> 01:19:22,172
that I'm lying
about being a virgin
1490
01:19:22,207 --> 01:19:24,878
because I use
super-jumbo tampons.
1491
01:19:24,913 --> 01:19:27,177
But I can't help it
if I have a heavy flow
1492
01:19:27,212 --> 01:19:28,816
and a wideset vagina.
1493
01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:32,578
Okay. Thank you.
Hold that thought.
1494
01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:36,252
Sharon, you need
to run this.
Oh, come on.
1495
01:19:36,287 --> 01:19:37,891
I need to be able
to tell parents
1496
01:19:37,926 --> 01:19:40,124
that we fixed this,
and honestly,
1497
01:19:40,159 --> 01:19:41,895
you need to prove
whoever called you
1498
01:19:41,930 --> 01:19:45,129
a drug pusher
was just joking.
1499
01:19:45,164 --> 01:19:47,032
Okay, fine,
but you are walking the dogs
1500
01:19:47,067 --> 01:19:49,067
every morning
for the rest of the week.
1501
01:19:49,102 --> 01:19:50,695
Thank you. I love you.
1502
01:19:50,730 --> 01:19:52,268
I love you, too.
1503
01:19:57,638 --> 01:19:59,011
♪ Well ♪
1504
01:19:59,046 --> 01:20:00,672
Excuse me.
1505
01:20:02,247 --> 01:20:05,952
Well, okay, hotshots,
1506
01:20:06,779 --> 01:20:08,284
who wrote all this junk?
1507
01:20:10,959 --> 01:20:11,925
Cady?
1508
01:20:12,851 --> 01:20:14,455
Any ideas?
1509
01:20:16,855 --> 01:20:17,821
No.
1510
01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:19,460
Interesting.
1511
01:20:19,495 --> 01:20:21,165
Um, can I just say,
1512
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,299
I don't think we have a clique
problem at this school?
1513
01:20:23,334 --> 01:20:25,598
And some of us
shouldn't have to participate
1514
01:20:25,633 --> 01:20:27,567
in whatever this is,
1515
01:20:27,602 --> 01:20:29,536
um, just because
of a few bad people.
1516
01:20:29,571 --> 01:20:31,912
"A few bad people."
Mm-hmm.
1517
01:20:31,947 --> 01:20:35,839
Okay.
Well, let's unpack that.
1518
01:20:35,874 --> 01:20:38,149
I want everybody
to close your eyes.
1519
01:20:40,417 --> 01:20:41,812
And I want you
to raise your hand
1520
01:20:41,847 --> 01:20:43,781
if you have ever had
a girl say something bad
1521
01:20:43,816 --> 01:20:45,057
about you behind your back.
1522
01:20:47,028 --> 01:20:49,226
Open your eyes.
1523
01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:54,165
Now close them again.
1524
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,563
This time I want you
to raise your hand
1525
01:20:56,598 --> 01:20:58,598
if you have ever said
something bad
1526
01:20:58,633 --> 01:21:00,336
about a friend
behind her back.
1527
01:21:09,314 --> 01:21:10,808
Open your eyes.
1528
01:21:14,220 --> 01:21:15,483
Hmm.
1529
01:21:15,518 --> 01:21:17,221
Seems like maybe
we could take a break
1530
01:21:17,256 --> 01:21:20,191
from being victims
in this situation
1531
01:21:20,226 --> 01:21:22,028
and start taking
responsibility
1532
01:21:22,063 --> 01:21:23,997
for our own actions.
1533
01:21:24,032 --> 01:21:26,395
Okay, we're gonna write out
some apologies
1534
01:21:26,430 --> 01:21:28,661
to people that we've hurt
in our lives.
1535
01:21:28,696 --> 01:21:30,069
Everybody up.
1536
01:21:32,766 --> 01:21:35,041
I'm gonna kill you.
1537
01:21:35,076 --> 01:21:37,901
'Cause one thing
I know for sure, guys:
1538
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:41,872
Calling someone "ugly" is not
gonna make you better looking.
1539
01:21:41,907 --> 01:21:45,480
Calling somebody else "stupid"
does not make you any smarter.
1540
01:21:45,515 --> 01:21:48,153
And we as women have
to be able to trust
1541
01:21:48,188 --> 01:21:50,749
and support each other.
1542
01:21:50,784 --> 01:21:51,849
Like this.
1543
01:21:55,591 --> 01:21:57,228
Okay, that was good.
That was really good.
1544
01:21:57,263 --> 01:21:59,560
That could have
really backfired.
1545
01:21:59,595 --> 01:22:01,199
Alyssa,
1546
01:22:01,234 --> 01:22:03,003
I'm sorry I said you look
like you comb your hair
1547
01:22:03,038 --> 01:22:04,070
with a chicken bone.
1548
01:22:05,898 --> 01:22:07,942
I know you're vegetarian.
1549
01:22:11,574 --> 01:22:14,608
Gretchen, I'm sorry I
laughed at you that time
you got diarrhea
1550
01:22:14,643 --> 01:22:16,775
on the Ferris wheel.
1551
01:22:16,810 --> 01:22:18,909
And I'm sorry
for repeating it now.
1552
01:22:18,944 --> 01:22:21,054
And I'm sorry to the people
who were below us.
1553
01:22:24,224 --> 01:22:25,454
Soona,
1554
01:22:25,489 --> 01:22:27,258
I'm sorry I said
you were dragging
1555
01:22:27,293 --> 01:22:29,392
during "Revenge Party."
1556
01:22:29,427 --> 01:22:31,229
There was just, like,
so much pressure on us
1557
01:22:31,264 --> 01:22:33,066
to move the story forward
through montage.
1558
01:22:33,101 --> 01:22:34,166
Like, you know how it is.
1559
01:22:34,201 --> 01:22:36,630
What is going on?
1560
01:22:36,665 --> 01:22:37,961
Don't worry about it.
1561
01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:40,073
I just wish
we could all get along
1562
01:22:40,108 --> 01:22:42,273
like we used to
in elementary school.
1563
01:22:42,308 --> 01:22:44,737
I wish
I could bake a cake
1564
01:22:44,772 --> 01:22:48,114
made out of rainbows
and smiles.
1565
01:22:48,149 --> 01:22:50,710
Then we could all eat it
and be happy.
1566
01:22:50,745 --> 01:22:53,020
She don't even go here!
1567
01:22:54,254 --> 01:22:55,946
Do you go to this school?
1568
01:22:55,981 --> 01:22:58,619
I'm here for a track meet.
1569
01:22:58,654 --> 01:23:00,951
I just have a lot of feelings!
1570
01:23:00,986 --> 01:23:02,986
Okay, sweetheart,
you got to go home.
1571
01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:05,131
Okay.
1572
01:23:05,166 --> 01:23:06,693
Come on, we're gonna...
Oh, thank you.
1573
01:23:06,728 --> 01:23:08,299
...we're gonna call
your grown-up.
1574
01:23:08,994 --> 01:23:10,565
My turn, I guess.
1575
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,534
Watch, this is either gonna be
some really crappy art
1576
01:23:12,569 --> 01:23:13,964
or really good fire.
1577
01:23:21,380 --> 01:23:23,215
Okay, sure.
1578
01:23:23,250 --> 01:23:25,052
I have an apology.
1579
01:23:26,484 --> 01:23:28,484
My friend and I thought
it would be fun
1580
01:23:28,519 --> 01:23:31,355
to mess up
Regina George's life.
1581
01:23:31,390 --> 01:23:33,621
So we got
these candy-bar things
1582
01:23:33,656 --> 01:23:35,293
to make her gain weight...
1583
01:23:35,328 --> 01:23:38,131
...and we told her lard
was face cream.
1584
01:23:39,530 --> 01:23:42,564
And we turned her best friends
against her.
1585
01:23:43,567 --> 01:23:45,303
And then my friend Cady...
1586
01:23:45,338 --> 01:23:47,866
Yeah, you all know
my friend Cady.
1587
01:23:47,901 --> 01:23:52,970
She got Regina's boyfriend
to dump her!
1588
01:23:53,005 --> 01:23:54,675
Oh!
1589
01:23:54,710 --> 01:23:56,039
And it turns out,
1590
01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:57,909
Cady's actually
just as selfish
1591
01:23:57,944 --> 01:24:00,615
and phony as Regina George.
1592
01:24:02,256 --> 01:24:04,289
So this apology is to myself.
1593
01:24:05,589 --> 01:24:07,391
Because I should've
known better.
1594
01:24:09,054 --> 01:24:10,658
♪ So your best friend
Screwed you over ♪
1595
01:24:10,693 --> 01:24:12,396
♪ Acted nice when
She's not nice ♪
1596
01:24:12,431 --> 01:24:14,332
♪ Well, I have some advice ♪
1597
01:24:14,367 --> 01:24:16,301
♪ 'Cause it's happened
To me twice ♪
1598
01:24:16,336 --> 01:24:19,568
♪ Here's my secret strategy
It always works because ♪
1599
01:24:19,603 --> 01:24:22,505
♪ The world doesn't end
It just feels like it does ♪
1600
01:24:22,540 --> 01:24:25,706
♪ Just raise your right finger ♪
1601
01:24:25,741 --> 01:24:30,040
♪ And solemnly swear ♪
1602
01:24:30,075 --> 01:24:33,252
♪ Whatever they say about me ♪
1603
01:24:33,287 --> 01:24:36,717
♪ I don't care ♪
1604
01:24:36,752 --> 01:24:38,653
♪ I won't twist in knots
To join your game ♪
1605
01:24:38,688 --> 01:24:40,721
♪ I will say
"You make me mad" ♪
1606
01:24:40,756 --> 01:24:43,691
♪ And if you treat me bad
I'll say, "You're bad" ♪
1607
01:24:43,726 --> 01:24:45,627
♪ If I eat alone
From this moment on ♪
1608
01:24:45,662 --> 01:24:47,563
♪ That's just what I'll do ♪
1609
01:24:47,598 --> 01:24:50,731
♪ 'Cause I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me ♪
1610
01:24:50,766 --> 01:24:53,305
♪ I'd rather be me ♪
1611
01:24:53,340 --> 01:24:55,736
♪ Than be with you ♪
1612
01:25:01,315 --> 01:25:03,040
♪ We're supposed
To all be ladies ♪
1613
01:25:03,075 --> 01:25:04,910
♪ And be nurturing and care ♪
1614
01:25:04,945 --> 01:25:06,549
♪ Is that really fair? ♪
1615
01:25:06,584 --> 01:25:08,353
♪ Boys get to fight
We have to share ♪
1616
01:25:08,388 --> 01:25:09,552
♪ Here's the way that
That turns out ♪
1617
01:25:09,587 --> 01:25:11,686
♪ We always understand ♪
1618
01:25:11,721 --> 01:25:14,689
♪ How to slap someone down
With our underhand ♪
1619
01:25:14,724 --> 01:25:18,462
♪ So here is my right finger ♪
1620
01:25:18,497 --> 01:25:22,026
♪ To how girls should behave ♪
1621
01:25:22,061 --> 01:25:25,601
♪ 'Cause sometimes
What's meant to break you ♪
1622
01:25:25,636 --> 01:25:28,967
♪ Makes you brave ♪
1623
01:25:29,002 --> 01:25:32,278
♪ So I will not act all innocent
I won't fake apologize ♪
1624
01:25:32,313 --> 01:25:34,071
♪ Let's just fight
And then make up ♪
1625
01:25:34,106 --> 01:25:35,974
♪ Not tell these lies ♪
1626
01:25:36,009 --> 01:25:37,745
♪ Let's call our damage even ♪
1627
01:25:37,780 --> 01:25:39,780
♪ Clean the slate
Till it's like new ♪
1628
01:25:39,815 --> 01:25:43,047
♪ It's a new life for me
Where I'd rather be me ♪
1629
01:25:43,082 --> 01:25:45,522
♪ I'd rather be me ♪
1630
01:25:45,557 --> 01:25:47,722
♪ Than be with you ♪
1631
01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:51,363
♪ I'll say, "No" ♪
♪ No! ♪
1632
01:25:51,398 --> 01:25:52,925
♪ I'll say, "Knock it off
With your notes ♪
1633
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:55,268
♪ And your rules
And your games" ♪
1634
01:25:55,303 --> 01:25:57,160
♪ And those sycophants
Who follow you
I'll remember all their names ♪
1635
01:25:57,195 --> 01:26:00,471
♪ And when they drag you down
Like they inevitably do ♪
1636
01:26:00,506 --> 01:26:02,275
♪ I will not laugh along
With them ♪
1637
01:26:02,310 --> 01:26:03,639
♪ And approve
Their palace coup ♪
1638
01:26:03,674 --> 01:26:05,311
♪ 'Cause that's not me ♪
1639
01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:09,073
♪ I don't need
Their good opinions ♪
1640
01:26:09,108 --> 01:26:11,218
♪ I've got plenty of opinions ♪
1641
01:26:11,253 --> 01:26:14,452
♪ Every asshole has opinions
But it doesn't make 'em true ♪
1642
01:26:14,487 --> 01:26:17,884
♪ What's true is being me
And I'd rather be me ♪
1643
01:26:17,919 --> 01:26:20,425
♪ I'd rather be me ♪
1644
01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:22,823
♪ Than be with you ♪
1645
01:26:24,464 --> 01:26:28,191
♪ So raise 'em high
'Cause playing nice and shy ♪
1646
01:26:28,226 --> 01:26:32,668
♪ Is insulting my IQ ♪
1647
01:26:32,703 --> 01:26:36,133
♪ I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me ♪
1648
01:26:36,168 --> 01:26:39,543
♪ I'd rather be me
Than be with you ♪
1649
01:26:39,578 --> 01:26:41,248
Walk away, turd.
1650
01:26:41,283 --> 01:26:44,042
Regina, I'm so sorry!
I didn't mean to hurt you!
1651
01:26:44,077 --> 01:26:46,550
You are
a lowlife version of me...
1652
01:26:46,585 --> 01:26:50,048
♪ I'd rather be me
I'd rather be me ♪
1653
01:26:50,083 --> 01:26:55,394
♪ I'd rather be me
Than be with ♪
1654
01:26:55,429 --> 01:26:58,991
♪ You! ♪
1655
01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:10,002
And that's how
Regina George died.
1656
01:27:10,037 --> 01:27:13,709
Again, no one died!
1657
01:27:13,744 --> 01:27:16,448
I mean, technically, Regina
did die for, like, 15 seconds
1658
01:27:16,483 --> 01:27:18,384
but then she was revived.
1659
01:27:18,419 --> 01:27:21,585
And of course,
the rumor mill
started going insane.
1660
01:27:21,620 --> 01:27:24,082
I just saw
Regina get hit by a bus.
1661
01:27:24,117 --> 01:27:26,491
An artery come out
of her neck and her head
went all the way around!
1662
01:27:26,526 --> 01:27:28,020
Guys, street safety
is so important.
1663
01:27:28,055 --> 01:27:29,791
I'm just sad, like,
that's all I can say.
1664
01:27:33,929 --> 01:27:35,731
We are sending
our love and prayers...
1665
01:27:35,766 --> 01:27:38,162
Link in bio to my GoFundMe
page to raise money.
1666
01:27:38,197 --> 01:27:39,405
Regina, we knew
you would pull through.
1667
01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:41,000
How do I get this
off my algorithm?
1668
01:27:41,035 --> 01:27:42,870
I'm not one
to spread rumors,
1669
01:27:42,905 --> 01:27:45,037
but I'm pretty sure I saw Cady
push her right in front of it.
1670
01:27:45,072 --> 01:27:46,973
On my life, Cady pushed her.
1671
01:27:47,008 --> 01:27:49,514
I literally saw Cady
push Regina.
1672
01:27:49,549 --> 01:27:51,417
Don't fill up my comments,
but... karma.
1673
01:27:51,452 --> 01:27:54,552
Girls are made deranged
by what's called hormones.
1674
01:27:54,587 --> 01:27:55,883
Hormones.
1675
01:27:55,918 --> 01:28:00,294
W-H-O-R...
1676
01:28:06,225 --> 01:28:08,434
F that bitch.
F that wench.
1677
01:28:15,839 --> 01:28:17,410
All right.
1678
01:28:17,445 --> 01:28:21,447
Ms. Norbury is on a, uh,
temporary leave of absence.
1679
01:28:21,482 --> 01:28:23,108
Jail.
Hey.
1680
01:28:23,143 --> 01:28:25,814
I heard that, Miss Rockwell.
1681
01:28:25,849 --> 01:28:28,487
Anyways, we're not sure
who your substitute...
1682
01:28:28,522 --> 01:28:30,324
I did it.
1683
01:28:32,658 --> 01:28:35,659
I wrote that Ms. Norbury is
a drug pusher, and it's a lie.
1684
01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:49,134
Three-week suspension.
1685
01:28:49,169 --> 01:28:52,478
This is not
who I know you to be.
1686
01:28:52,513 --> 01:28:53,479
I know.
1687
01:28:57,716 --> 01:28:59,243
Where is my Ndebele vase?
1688
01:28:59,278 --> 01:29:02,279
What?
What do you mean, what?
1689
01:29:02,314 --> 01:29:05,084
You know, the colorful vase
that's always in that window.
1690
01:29:05,119 --> 01:29:06,459
Where is it?
1691
01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:13,829
I had some friends over
when you were away.
1692
01:29:13,864 --> 01:29:15,127
Go.
1693
01:29:15,162 --> 01:29:16,766
Go do your homework!
1694
01:29:16,801 --> 01:29:18,735
Um, also...
1695
01:29:20,266 --> 01:29:22,640
I need you to sign
my Calculus test,
1696
01:29:22,675 --> 01:29:23,872
'cause I'm failing.
1697
01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,608
Hey.
1698
01:29:56,643 --> 01:29:59,578
I guess you'll need this back
to set an alarm for tomorrow.
1699
01:30:00,372 --> 01:30:02,042
Don't want it.
1700
01:30:02,077 --> 01:30:04,275
You only have one message.
1701
01:30:04,310 --> 01:30:06,948
From someone named Karen,
who says:
1702
01:30:06,983 --> 01:30:10,116
"Donut worry.
I am still your freend."
1703
01:30:14,529 --> 01:30:16,727
How bad is it gonna
be tomorrow?
1704
01:30:16,762 --> 01:30:18,498
I was thinking maybe
I should go back
1705
01:30:18,533 --> 01:30:20,159
to being homeschooled.
1706
01:30:20,194 --> 01:30:21,259
Sweetie, no.
1707
01:30:21,294 --> 01:30:22,997
It's too small, me and you.
1708
01:30:23,032 --> 01:30:24,933
And I think
you're learning things now
1709
01:30:24,968 --> 01:30:26,803
that I don't know
how to teach.
1710
01:30:33,075 --> 01:30:34,481
Good night.
1711
01:30:35,550 --> 01:30:37,275
Mom?
Hmm?
1712
01:30:39,015 --> 01:30:43,116
Can you sit with me
till I fall asleep?
1713
01:30:43,921 --> 01:30:44,920
Mm-hmm.
1714
01:30:56,329 --> 01:30:58,472
Oh, sweetie.
1715
01:31:18,791 --> 01:31:21,286
Oh, hi. Did you want
to buy some drugs?
1716
01:31:21,321 --> 01:31:24,091
No, I was just handing
my quiz back.
1717
01:31:24,126 --> 01:31:26,896
You know, when the police
tore apart my house
1718
01:31:26,931 --> 01:31:28,601
looking for imaginary heroin,
1719
01:31:28,636 --> 01:31:31,494
I found this old calculator
that I thought I lost, so...
1720
01:31:31,529 --> 01:31:33,034
totally worth it.
1721
01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:35,201
I'm really sorry.
1722
01:31:35,236 --> 01:31:36,939
Thank you.
1723
01:31:36,974 --> 01:31:38,809
But I know you didn't write
that whole book yourself.
1724
01:31:38,844 --> 01:31:40,206
You gonna tell Mr. Duvall
who did?
1725
01:31:41,506 --> 01:31:42,879
No.
1726
01:31:42,914 --> 01:31:44,980
Trying this new thing
where I don't talk
1727
01:31:45,015 --> 01:31:46,509
about people
behind their backs.
1728
01:31:46,544 --> 01:31:49,721
Getting hit by a bus seems
like enough punishment.
1729
01:31:51,054 --> 01:31:53,384
100.
Welcome back, nerd.
1730
01:31:55,355 --> 01:31:57,795
Will you be attending
the Spring Fling this weekend?
1731
01:31:57,830 --> 01:32:00,127
No. Everyone hates me.
1732
01:32:00,162 --> 01:32:02,360
Perfect, because
I figured out a way for you
1733
01:32:02,395 --> 01:32:03,702
to earn some extra credit.
1734
01:32:03,737 --> 01:32:05,495
Hey, Bird,
you ready to suit up
1735
01:32:05,530 --> 01:32:07,574
and show off
your math schquills?
1736
01:32:07,609 --> 01:32:09,609
Kev, stop trying
to make "schquills" happen.
It's not gonna happen.
1737
01:32:09,644 --> 01:32:12,678
Jacob, get off my dick.
Hey! PG-13, please.
1738
01:32:30,423 --> 01:32:33,028
Welcome to the ICMT
State Math Championships.
1739
01:32:33,063 --> 01:32:34,898
Sponsored by SeatGeek.
1740
01:32:34,933 --> 01:32:36,559
Yeah, SeatGeek!
1741
01:32:36,594 --> 01:32:38,198
Tonight will be
the culmination
1742
01:32:38,233 --> 01:32:41,135
of all you've worked for.
1743
01:32:41,170 --> 01:32:43,203
Each right answer
will be worth two points.
1744
01:32:43,238 --> 01:32:46,910
The highest score at the end
of 40 minutes of play wins.
1745
01:32:46,945 --> 01:32:49,781
As always, no calculators.
1746
01:32:51,081 --> 01:32:54,016
Question one.
Two, three, four!
1747
01:32:59,089 --> 01:33:02,057
Determine the equation of
the tangent line to the graph.
1748
01:33:03,357 --> 01:33:05,522
The answer is B.
Correct.
1749
01:33:05,557 --> 01:33:08,525
Solve the equation above
using prime numbers.
1750
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:10,637
Prime factor 41.
1751
01:33:10,672 --> 01:33:12,199
Correct.
1752
01:33:12,234 --> 01:33:13,937
Please solve for x.
1753
01:33:13,972 --> 01:33:16,236
x = 2?
Incorrect.
1754
01:33:16,271 --> 01:33:17,941
x is greater
than the value of y.
1755
01:33:17,976 --> 01:33:19,679
Correct.
1756
01:33:21,243 --> 01:33:23,507
♪ Stupid with love ♪
1757
01:33:23,542 --> 01:33:26,246
♪ I didn't get it ♪
1758
01:33:26,281 --> 01:33:30,547
♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪
1759
01:33:30,582 --> 01:33:34,485
♪ Smart with math
But stupid with love ♪
1760
01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:36,619
♪ I didn't get it ♪
1761
01:33:36,654 --> 01:33:37,862
Negative two!
1762
01:33:37,897 --> 01:33:38,929
Correct.
1763
01:33:38,964 --> 01:33:40,667
♪ Stupid with love ♪
1764
01:33:42,594 --> 01:33:44,836
♪ Whoa-oa-oa
Stupid with love ♪
1765
01:33:44,871 --> 01:33:47,498
Function [x] = mx + c.
Correct.
1766
01:33:47,533 --> 01:33:49,467
♪ Stupid with love ♪
1767
01:33:51,306 --> 01:33:52,910
♪ Whoa-oa-oa
Stupid with love ♪
1768
01:33:52,945 --> 01:33:54,472
Both polynomials
are second degree,
1769
01:33:54,507 --> 01:33:56,078
so the asymptote is at y = 5.
1770
01:33:56,113 --> 01:33:57,783
Excellent.
1771
01:33:57,818 --> 01:33:59,411
♪ I feel my brain
Begin to rust ♪
1772
01:33:59,446 --> 01:34:01,578
♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪
1773
01:34:01,613 --> 01:34:03,547
♪ Does this guy work out?
He must ♪
1774
01:34:03,582 --> 01:34:05,791
♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪
1775
01:34:05,826 --> 01:34:10,092
♪ Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy
That thought ♪
1776
01:34:10,127 --> 01:34:11,324
♪ School was rough ♪
1777
01:34:11,359 --> 01:34:12,457
♪ But now it's not ♪
1778
01:34:12,492 --> 01:34:13,491
Negative four?
1779
01:34:13,526 --> 01:34:14,899
True.
1780
01:34:14,934 --> 01:34:16,098
29?
1781
01:34:16,133 --> 01:34:17,264
The slope is zero.
1782
01:34:17,299 --> 01:34:18,595
Incorrect.
1783
01:34:18,630 --> 01:34:20,102
The slope
of the tangent line is four.
1784
01:34:20,137 --> 01:34:22,940
Excellent.
1785
01:34:22,975 --> 01:34:25,602
Well, this has only ever
happened once before.
1786
01:34:25,637 --> 01:34:28,781
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a tie.
1787
01:34:30,983 --> 01:34:32,411
In the event of a tie,
1788
01:34:32,446 --> 01:34:35,018
we move into a one-on-one
sudden-death round
1789
01:34:35,053 --> 01:34:37,086
where each team
may choose their opponent.
1790
01:34:43,655 --> 01:34:45,160
We pick the girl.
1791
01:34:46,900 --> 01:34:48,559
We pick the girl, too.
1792
01:34:51,399 --> 01:34:53,872
Ms. Krafft, Ms. Heron,
please step forward.
1793
01:35:10,484 --> 01:35:13,485
Nice to meet you.
Whatever, slut.
1794
01:35:13,520 --> 01:35:16,994
Contestants, please find
the limit of this expression.
1795
01:35:21,693 --> 01:35:23,726
You know,
it's not me against you.
1796
01:35:23,761 --> 01:35:26,971
It's North Shore
versus Marymount.
1797
01:35:28,106 --> 01:35:30,073
A very wise teacher...
1798
01:35:30,108 --> 01:35:31,569
The limit is negative one.
1799
01:35:33,078 --> 01:35:34,781
That answer is incorrect.
1800
01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:40,182
If Ms. Heron
can answer correctly,
we have a winner.
1801
01:35:40,217 --> 01:35:43,020
You got this, Golf Bird.
1802
01:35:43,055 --> 01:35:46,023
Why can't I remember
anything about limits?
1803
01:35:46,058 --> 01:35:48,025
Honey, I don't know your life.
1804
01:35:49,688 --> 01:35:51,798
Why did you waste time
insulting me?
1805
01:35:51,833 --> 01:35:53,723
Why did I waste time
judging your hair?
1806
01:35:53,758 --> 01:35:55,428
This is not a competition.
1807
01:35:56,299 --> 01:35:58,167
It kind of is, though.
1808
01:35:58,202 --> 01:35:59,729
Right.
1809
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:01,940
A math one.
1810
01:36:03,405 --> 01:36:05,240
♪ I was stupid ♪
1811
01:36:06,441 --> 01:36:08,243
♪ But now I get it ♪
1812
01:36:08,278 --> 01:36:12,346
♪ No what ifs, might haves
Could have been if I had ♪
1813
01:36:12,381 --> 01:36:14,711
♪ Only tried, not held back ♪
1814
01:36:14,746 --> 01:36:17,054
♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪
1815
01:36:17,089 --> 01:36:19,122
♪ I see the things
That I missed ♪
1816
01:36:19,157 --> 01:36:21,487
♪ No, that's not the me
That I am ♪
1817
01:36:21,522 --> 01:36:24,457
♪ The limit
It doesn't exist! ♪
1818
01:36:25,493 --> 01:36:27,229
The limit does not exist.
1819
01:36:27,264 --> 01:36:30,232
Our new state champions,
the North Shore Mathletes.
1820
01:36:34,436 --> 01:36:35,908
Yeah, you like that,
Marymount?
1821
01:36:35,943 --> 01:36:38,306
Get some! Get some!
1822
01:36:38,341 --> 01:36:40,044
Don't hold me back!
Don't hold me back!
1823
01:36:40,079 --> 01:36:41,848
♪ Stupid with love ♪
1824
01:36:42,675 --> 01:36:44,477
♪ But now I get it ♪
1825
01:36:44,512 --> 01:36:46,809
♪ Stupid with love ♪
1826
01:36:46,844 --> 01:36:48,987
♪ But now I get it ♪
1827
01:36:49,022 --> 01:36:51,055
♪ Stupid with love ♪
1828
01:36:51,090 --> 01:36:54,124
♪ But now I get it
Stupid! ♪
1829
01:36:54,687 --> 01:36:55,928
Have you seen Jason?
1830
01:36:55,963 --> 01:36:57,996
Like right now
or like ever in life?
1831
01:36:58,031 --> 01:36:59,591
Ohhh, miss!
1832
01:36:59,626 --> 01:37:02,000
I'm supposed to hang
with my fallback in there
1833
01:37:02,035 --> 01:37:03,496
but, you know,
if you wanted to slip out,
1834
01:37:03,531 --> 01:37:05,663
meet in my Jeep or...
Jason!
1835
01:37:05,698 --> 01:37:07,137
It's me!
1836
01:37:07,172 --> 01:37:08,633
"Fallback"?
1837
01:37:08,668 --> 01:37:10,877
No, I... I know.
Yeah, I knew the whole time.
1838
01:37:10,912 --> 01:37:13,011
No, we are done!
1839
01:37:13,046 --> 01:37:14,243
Because you know what?
1840
01:37:14,278 --> 01:37:18,214
I have a 140 IQ,
very toned legs,
1841
01:37:18,249 --> 01:37:20,315
and my parents love me!
1842
01:37:20,350 --> 01:37:22,416
And you will regret this
when you're old
1843
01:37:22,451 --> 01:37:24,891
because I am fricking fetch!
1844
01:37:24,926 --> 01:37:27,586
That's how you use it.
Come on.
1845
01:37:29,689 --> 01:37:31,557
Okay, attention, everybody.
1846
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:35,495
Whoo-hoo-hoo,
let's go!
1847
01:37:42,834 --> 01:37:43,877
Regina!
1848
01:37:46,871 --> 01:37:48,409
You look pretty.
1849
01:37:50,809 --> 01:37:52,985
I'm wearing
a corrective neck collar.
1850
01:37:59,488 --> 01:38:02,819
I'm sorry about the bus.
I feel like it's all my fault.
1851
01:38:02,854 --> 01:38:05,228
No... No, it's not your fault.
1852
01:38:05,263 --> 01:38:07,967
Cady, don't apologize for
things that aren't your fault.
1853
01:38:08,002 --> 01:38:10,464
But, yeah,
I forgive you, 'cause...
1854
01:38:12,369 --> 01:38:14,204
I'm on a lot
of pain medication right now.
1855
01:38:14,239 --> 01:38:16,976
You know I died
for 15 seconds?
1856
01:38:17,011 --> 01:38:18,043
Yeah.
1857
01:38:19,673 --> 01:38:23,675
Anyway, my mom was really
pumped to be on the news.
1858
01:38:25,019 --> 01:38:26,414
It's weird
when people treat you
1859
01:38:26,449 --> 01:38:27,712
like you're famous
or something.
1860
01:38:27,747 --> 01:38:30,088
It's amazing.
1861
01:38:30,123 --> 01:38:31,452
Until it's not.
1862
01:38:33,258 --> 01:38:37,194
Look, I...
I know I have to change.
1863
01:38:38,296 --> 01:38:40,461
And I was harsh.
1864
01:38:40,496 --> 01:38:42,232
And people say
that I'm a bitch.
1865
01:38:42,267 --> 01:38:44,861
You know what they would
call me if I was a boy?
1866
01:38:44,896 --> 01:38:47,831
Strong.
"Reginald."
1867
01:38:47,866 --> 01:38:51,736
That's what my mom was gonna
name me if I was a boy, so...
1868
01:38:51,771 --> 01:38:54,772
Honestly,
I would rather be "bitch."
1869
01:39:00,648 --> 01:39:02,846
I like you.
1870
01:39:02,881 --> 01:39:05,717
But this medicine
makes me like everyone, so...
1871
01:39:05,752 --> 01:39:07,994
Okay,
do we have all of our nominees
1872
01:39:08,029 --> 01:39:10,656
for the Spring Fling
King and Queen onstage?
1873
01:39:10,691 --> 01:39:13,032
I just want to say
you're all winners.
1874
01:39:13,067 --> 01:39:18,235
And I am retiring as soon
as this evening is over.
1875
01:39:19,601 --> 01:39:22,305
The winner
of the Spring Fling King is...
1876
01:39:22,340 --> 01:39:24,142
Shane Oman.
1877
01:39:26,179 --> 01:39:27,805
Whoo! Yeah!
1878
01:39:31,184 --> 01:39:32,216
Hey.
1879
01:39:33,813 --> 01:39:35,813
Um, have you seen Janis?
1880
01:39:35,848 --> 01:39:38,090
Every day since 2009.
1881
01:39:38,125 --> 01:39:39,586
But she doesn't want
to see you.
1882
01:39:39,621 --> 01:39:42,193
And
your Spring Fling Queen...
1883
01:39:42,228 --> 01:39:44,987
Damian, I'm...
I'm really sorry.
1884
01:39:45,022 --> 01:39:47,330
Cady Heron.
1885
01:39:47,365 --> 01:39:50,069
What?
I mean, of course she is.
1886
01:39:52,469 --> 01:39:54,040
Go, Cady!
1887
01:39:55,637 --> 01:39:56,867
Where is Cady?
1888
01:40:11,422 --> 01:40:12,685
Congratulations.
1889
01:40:16,691 --> 01:40:17,723
Um...
1890
01:40:18,957 --> 01:40:20,891
I think people voted for me
1891
01:40:20,926 --> 01:40:22,431
because they think
I pushed someone
1892
01:40:22,466 --> 01:40:23,795
in front of a bus.
1893
01:40:23,830 --> 01:40:27,040
It's not your fault.
A bus pushed me.
1894
01:40:30,870 --> 01:40:34,146
But what is my fault is
1895
01:40:34,181 --> 01:40:35,708
the way I treated my friends.
1896
01:40:37,514 --> 01:40:40,548
I used you and I lied to you
and I'm... I'm so sorry.
1897
01:40:44,048 --> 01:40:46,686
I'm also sorry to everyone
1898
01:40:46,721 --> 01:40:48,754
whose feelings got hurt
from the Burn Book.
1899
01:40:48,789 --> 01:40:50,360
You know,
it's really not required
1900
01:40:50,395 --> 01:40:51,988
for you to make a speech.
1901
01:40:52,023 --> 01:40:54,100
Right. Almost done,
I promise. Um...
1902
01:40:55,268 --> 01:40:59,204
I think everyone looks
like royalty tonight.
1903
01:40:59,239 --> 01:41:04,770
It just seems weird
for one person to win this.
1904
01:41:07,412 --> 01:41:10,083
I mean,
it's just a chunk of plastic.
1905
01:41:12,351 --> 01:41:14,945
We could just share it.
1906
01:41:18,918 --> 01:41:23,228
♪ Cheap, fake
Easy to break ♪
1907
01:41:23,263 --> 01:41:26,055
♪ That's how I used to be ♪
1908
01:41:26,090 --> 01:41:28,860
Here... Take it.
1909
01:41:28,895 --> 01:41:31,236
♪ Now I'm awake ♪
1910
01:41:31,271 --> 01:41:33,898
♪ I'll tell you what I see ♪
1911
01:41:33,933 --> 01:41:36,901
♪ Plastic don't shine
Glitter don't shine ♪
1912
01:41:36,936 --> 01:41:41,070
♪ Rhinestones don't shine
The way you do ♪
1913
01:41:41,105 --> 01:41:44,447
♪ You are so real
You are so rare ♪
1914
01:41:44,482 --> 01:41:47,076
♪ I see you there ♪
1915
01:41:47,111 --> 01:41:50,783
♪ I see you ♪
1916
01:41:50,818 --> 01:41:53,082
♪ I see stars ♪
1917
01:41:53,117 --> 01:41:56,459
♪ So many stars tonight ♪
1918
01:41:56,494 --> 01:42:00,694
♪ You could make diamonds dull ♪
1919
01:42:00,729 --> 01:42:04,335
♪ You are so beautiful ♪
1920
01:42:04,370 --> 01:42:07,239
♪ I see stars ♪
1921
01:42:07,274 --> 01:42:10,869
♪ You shine as bright as day ♪
1922
01:42:10,904 --> 01:42:14,037
♪ I will look out for you ♪
1923
01:42:14,072 --> 01:42:17,810
♪ We'll light each other's way ♪
1924
01:42:17,845 --> 01:42:21,979
♪ You're all stars ♪
1925
01:42:23,818 --> 01:42:25,521
All right,
have a good time, everyone.
1926
01:42:25,556 --> 01:42:26,588
No vaping.
1927
01:42:26,623 --> 01:42:27,820
Rachel Hamilton!
1928
01:42:27,855 --> 01:42:28,920
Give me that inhaler.
1929
01:42:43,673 --> 01:42:45,574
Are you still mad at me?
1930
01:42:45,609 --> 01:42:47,972
I don't know.
Are you still an asshole?
1931
01:42:48,843 --> 01:42:50,249
I don't think so?
1932
01:42:56,587 --> 01:42:58,015
Cute.
1933
01:42:59,689 --> 01:43:02,294
♪ Wherever darkness falls ♪
1934
01:43:02,329 --> 01:43:07,497
♪ I'll be the light ♪
1935
01:43:07,532 --> 01:43:11,061
♪ To guide you home ♪
1936
01:43:11,096 --> 01:43:13,206
She sounds good.
1937
01:43:14,198 --> 01:43:16,671
But she does not
go here, y'all.
1938
01:43:16,706 --> 01:43:19,542
Would you look over there?
Oh, my gosh!
1939
01:43:21,876 --> 01:43:24,041
Do you want to dance?
Yeah.
1940
01:43:29,081 --> 01:43:31,950
Congrats on winning state.
The jacket looks, uh,
really good on you.
1941
01:43:31,985 --> 01:43:35,624
Thanks. It has a pocket inside
for a calculator.
1942
01:43:35,659 --> 01:43:36,889
What?
Yeah.
1943
01:43:36,924 --> 01:43:38,055
Grool.
1944
01:43:39,465 --> 01:43:40,794
Grool.
1945
01:43:43,469 --> 01:43:46,734
♪ You stars ♪
1946
01:43:46,769 --> 01:43:50,342
♪ So many stars tonight ♪
1947
01:43:50,377 --> 01:43:53,202
♪ I see stars ♪
1948
01:43:53,237 --> 01:43:54,874
And that was
the first time in history
1949
01:43:54,909 --> 01:43:57,382
that Spring Fling
was actually fun.
1950
01:43:57,417 --> 01:44:02,046
Ms. Norbury and
Mr. Duvall got wasted. JK, JK.
1951
01:44:02,081 --> 01:44:04,818
Karen discovered
the safe joy
1952
01:44:04,853 --> 01:44:07,920
of dancing with theater boys.
1953
01:44:07,955 --> 01:44:11,759
And Plastics and Jocks
partied with math nerds.
1954
01:44:11,794 --> 01:44:13,365
Janis danced
to a pop song
1955
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:15,059
and didn't burst into flames.
1956
01:44:15,897 --> 01:44:17,864
Ow. Ow. Ow!
1957
01:44:17,899 --> 01:44:20,834
And everyone else
just kind of floated.
1958
01:44:23,300 --> 01:44:25,641
So the moral
of our story is thus:
1959
01:44:25,676 --> 01:44:28,039
Calling someone stupid
won't make you any smarter.
1960
01:44:28,074 --> 01:44:30,074
And even the people
you really don't like
1961
01:44:30,109 --> 01:44:32,582
are still people
who just want to coexist.
1962
01:44:32,617 --> 01:44:35,079
So get off their dicks!
1963
01:44:38,249 --> 01:44:40,216
♪ I see ♪
1964
01:44:40,251 --> 01:44:44,055
♪ Stars! ♪
1965
01:44:48,325 --> 01:44:49,995
♪ Where she at?
What she doing? ♪
1966
01:44:50,030 --> 01:44:52,030
♪ Who she with
And where she from? ♪
1967
01:44:52,065 --> 01:44:53,933
♪ Well, she's this
Oh, she's that ♪
1968
01:44:53,968 --> 01:44:56,232
♪ She's a flight risk
On the run ♪
1969
01:44:56,267 --> 01:44:58,036
♪ She's back, she's back ♪
1970
01:44:58,071 --> 01:44:59,906
♪ Yeah, I'm back, bitch
Are you done? ♪
1971
01:44:59,941 --> 01:45:03,811
♪ Excuse me
While I bite my tongue ♪
1972
01:45:03,846 --> 01:45:07,881
♪ I'm back on that same shit
From before ♪
1973
01:45:07,916 --> 01:45:11,522
♪ I can't take this pettiness
Now I'm bored ♪
1974
01:45:11,557 --> 01:45:15,790
♪ We can champagne
There's enough for us all ♪
1975
01:45:15,825 --> 01:45:18,793
♪ Told you who I am
And what it is
It's not my fault ♪
1976
01:45:18,828 --> 01:45:22,830
♪ It's not my fault
You came with her
But she might leave with me ♪
1977
01:45:22,865 --> 01:45:26,471
♪ It's not my fault
You've got to pay
For what I get for free ♪
1978
01:45:26,506 --> 01:45:28,671
♪ It's not my fault ♪
1979
01:45:28,706 --> 01:45:30,640
♪ You're like, you're like
You're like in love with me ♪
1980
01:45:30,675 --> 01:45:32,642
♪ It's not my fault
You're like in love with me ♪
1981
01:45:32,677 --> 01:45:34,974
♪ You're like in love with me ♪
1982
01:45:35,009 --> 01:45:38,549
♪ Get her number, get her name
Get a good thing
While you can ♪
1983
01:45:38,584 --> 01:45:42,850
♪ Kiss a blonde, kiss a friend
Can a gay girl get an amen? ♪
1984
01:45:42,885 --> 01:45:46,282
♪ I'm back on that same shit
From before ♪
1985
01:45:46,317 --> 01:45:50,154
♪ I can't take this pettiness
Now I'm bored ♪
1986
01:45:50,189 --> 01:45:54,257
♪ We can champagne
There's enough for us all ♪
1987
01:45:54,292 --> 01:45:56,468
♪ I told you who I am
And what it is ♪
1988
01:45:56,503 --> 01:45:58,998
♪ It's not my fault
It's not my fault ♪
1989
01:45:59,033 --> 01:46:01,297
♪ You came with her
But she might leave with me ♪
1990
01:46:01,332 --> 01:46:03,167
♪ It's not my fault ♪
1991
01:46:03,202 --> 01:46:05,939
♪ You've got to pay
For what I get for free ♪
1992
01:46:05,974 --> 01:46:09,305
♪ It's not my fault
You're like, you're like
You're like in love with me ♪
1993
01:46:09,340 --> 01:46:11,813
♪ It's not my fault
You're like in love with me ♪
1994
01:46:11,848 --> 01:46:13,815
♪ You're like in love with me ♪
1995
01:46:13,850 --> 01:46:15,685
♪ I mean, who wouldn't want
To be in love with me ♪
1996
01:46:15,720 --> 01:46:17,687
♪ I'm a mood board
Girls got to Pinterest me ♪
1997
01:46:17,722 --> 01:46:19,722
♪ I'm a stallion but they come
And f... me like Trojan ♪
1998
01:46:19,757 --> 01:46:22,021
♪ And it wouldn't be me
If I ain't cause commotion ♪
1999
01:46:22,056 --> 01:46:24,661
♪ I'm so bad
Dudes thought I was AI
I ballin' like AI ♪
2000
01:46:24,696 --> 01:46:27,158
♪ I stick to a whole lot
Of paper like a stapler
Stack like Jenga ♪
2001
01:46:27,193 --> 01:46:29,061
♪ And you basic bitch
Get stroke like a painter ♪
2002
01:46:29,096 --> 01:46:31,195
♪ It's funny how the mean girl
Open all the doors ♪
2003
01:46:31,230 --> 01:46:33,098
♪ I've been told y'all
I'm the black Regina George ♪
2004
01:46:33,133 --> 01:46:35,034
♪ Bikini top, booty shorts
Megan core ♪
2005
01:46:35,069 --> 01:46:36,838
♪ You was hating back then
Now you finna hate more ♪
2006
01:46:36,873 --> 01:46:38,807
♪ I got influence
They do anything I endorse ♪
2007
01:46:38,842 --> 01:46:41,073
♪ I run s...
To be a bad bitch is a sport ♪
2008
01:46:41,108 --> 01:46:43,746
♪ I woke up hotter
Than I was yesterday ♪
2009
01:46:43,781 --> 01:46:47,849
♪ Don't care about no rules
'Cause I always get my way ♪
2010
01:46:47,884 --> 01:46:49,686
♪ It's not my fault ♪
2011
01:46:49,721 --> 01:46:52,183
♪ You came with her
But she might leave with me ♪
2012
01:46:52,218 --> 01:46:55,725
♪ It's not my fault
You've got to pay
For what I get for free ♪
2013
01:46:55,760 --> 01:46:59,322
♪ It's not my fault
You're like, you're like
You're like in love with me ♪
2014
01:46:59,357 --> 01:47:02,358
♪ It's not my fault
You're like in love with me ♪
2015
01:47:02,393 --> 01:47:03,832
♪ You're like in love with me ♪
2016
01:47:06,430 --> 01:47:08,639
♪ A sexy Quint
From sexy Jaws ♪
2017
01:47:08,674 --> 01:47:10,476
♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪
2018
01:47:10,511 --> 01:47:13,908
♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪
2019
01:47:13,943 --> 01:47:17,780
♪ I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪
2020
01:47:17,815 --> 01:47:22,147
♪ I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer! ♪
2021
01:47:34,227 --> 01:47:35,996
♪ Happy Halloween! ♪
2022
01:47:39,804 --> 01:47:43,267
♪ This is
Modern feminism talkin' ♪
2023
01:47:43,302 --> 01:47:46,908
♪ Watch me as I run the world
In shoes I cannot walk in ♪
2024
01:47:46,943 --> 01:47:50,307
♪ I can be who I want to be ♪
2025
01:47:50,342 --> 01:47:53,915
♪ And sex... sex ♪
2026
01:47:53,950 --> 01:47:58,755
♪ Sexy! ♪
2027
01:47:58,790 --> 01:48:00,988
I'm a sexy mouse. Duh!
2028
01:52:00,427 --> 01:52:01,899
You're next.
2029
01:52:01,934 --> 01:52:04,495
You could be really hot
if you change, like,
2030
01:52:04,530 --> 01:52:05,837
everything.
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