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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:07,050 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 2 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:13,056 - Think I'm gonna fix something at the house later. 3 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,766 ♪ music stops abruptly ♪ 4 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:16,183 - Cool. 5 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,562 [gown crinkling] [door opens] 6 00:00:18,562 --> 00:00:20,897 - Hi! I'm Dr. Collins. BETH: Hi. 7 00:00:20,897 --> 00:00:22,524 - You must be Beth. BETH: Yes. 8 00:00:22,524 --> 00:00:23,733 [door shuts] - And? 9 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,735 - John, her husband. 10 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:28,113 - Sperm donor. [laughs] 11 00:00:28,113 --> 00:00:31,366 But really, we're married. Yeah. - Great. So, you're pregnant? 12 00:00:31,366 --> 00:00:33,159 - Yes, I am. 13 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,120 At first, I was like, 14 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,747 ya know, "Will I even be a good mom?" 15 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:40,584 Or, ya know, just kind of freaking out. But now, I'm, like, 16 00:00:40,584 --> 00:00:42,377 pumped, ya know? Like, fully-- 17 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:45,922 'Cause we were trying. Well, we were-- We, like, had just started trying. 18 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:48,967 Yeah. It feels soon. It feels quick. 19 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:51,052 Like we're teen parents. [giggles] 20 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:53,847 - Well, this is what we call the geriatric pregnancy. 21 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:55,807 - How so? 22 00:00:55,807 --> 00:00:57,475 - Have you seen Jurassic Park? 23 00:00:58,059 --> 00:00:59,686 - Yeah. Jeff Goldblum. 24 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:03,607 - Okay, so if you think about your uterus 25 00:01:03,607 --> 00:01:05,567 like the mosquito trapped in amber. 26 00:01:05,567 --> 00:01:08,236 So, it's technically capable of creating life, 27 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:10,488 but also a fossil. 28 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,740 [phone vibrating] JOHN: Hm. 29 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:15,160 - Oh. Dr. B says congratulations. 30 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,787 And not to text him on this number unless it's an emergency. 31 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:20,415 - I would hold off on telling people right now. 32 00:01:20,415 --> 00:01:21,708 Just keep it to yourself. 33 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:25,170 - No. I-I, I wanna tell people. Why? 34 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:28,757 - Well, there's a strong likelihood at your age of 35 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:33,720 a miscarriage or birth defects, so, um. - Okay. I just-- 36 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,139 I don't know, that's such a bummer. Can we, like, 37 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:39,726 just operate as if the baby's gonna live and not die? [laughs] 38 00:01:39,726 --> 00:01:43,605 Can I, like, choose that path instead? Ya know? 39 00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:45,774 But let me get to the important issues, okay? 40 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:49,486 Alcohol. 41 00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:52,447 Where are they with marijuana studies? 42 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:54,866 - I would cut out marijuana 43 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:57,577 and alcohol altogether. - Are you talking 44 00:01:57,577 --> 00:01:59,788 to me or to John? Oh, okay. - To you. 45 00:01:59,788 --> 00:02:01,790 Mom, no alcohol, no marijuana, 46 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:04,376 no cold cuts, no shellfish. 47 00:02:04,376 --> 00:02:07,963 Limit your caffeine. A cup a day is safe, but I would skip it. 48 00:02:07,963 --> 00:02:09,422 Do you take baths? 49 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:13,468 - Yeah, just, like, once or twice a day. 50 00:02:13,468 --> 00:02:14,469 Why? 51 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:17,264 - If you have to have a bath, I would just say 52 00:02:17,264 --> 00:02:18,515 it's okay if it's not hot. 53 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:20,684 [sighs] - Okay. 54 00:02:21,101 --> 00:02:24,479 - Oh, is that-- That's okay with you? Okay. 55 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:26,064 'Cause you don't have to have meatless sandwiches 56 00:02:26,064 --> 00:02:28,567 and take room-temp baths. Okay, people do this? 57 00:02:28,567 --> 00:02:30,527 - I did. Five times. 58 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:33,029 - Holy shit. 59 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:34,531 Um... 60 00:02:34,531 --> 00:02:37,033 While I have you here, and just to cover, ya know-- 61 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:38,868 Can you, can you hold on to this? 62 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:41,580 [whispers] Like, how many drinks can I really have? 63 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:44,332 Like, alcohol. What are we-- Talk to me. 64 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,418 - I-I would cut out alcohol. 65 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:48,044 - And no coffee. 66 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:50,547 - One cup a day is okay. - Okay, but if I don't have the coffee, 67 00:02:50,547 --> 00:02:53,049 then probably fine to have a glass of wine, 68 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:54,968 this feels like we're all agreeing on. - Ya know what-- This isn't-- 69 00:02:54,968 --> 00:02:56,052 We're not bargaining. 70 00:02:56,553 --> 00:02:59,431 I know it's a lot, but let's just 71 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:01,057 get to the fun part. 72 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:06,354 - Sure. - How about the transvaginal probe? 73 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:11,860 - Okay. Um, before you Jon Hamm me, um, 74 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:16,281 where did we land... on marijuana? 75 00:03:16,281 --> 00:03:18,533 - No marijuana. - We said none? 76 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:19,784 - None. - I'm not talking about smoking, 77 00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:23,496 but edibles is probably-- That doesn't break the lining, or-- 78 00:03:23,496 --> 00:03:25,248 - It's the same thing. It's still marijuana. 79 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,292 - Right. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 80 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:29,753 I would just not. - Yeah, don't. 81 00:03:29,753 --> 00:03:31,963 You wouldn't, but-- 82 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,965 - And you won't. Yeah. - And I won't, right. 83 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:35,091 - Okay. - Yeah. 84 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:36,176 - Yeah. - So-- 85 00:03:36,176 --> 00:03:37,928 - Just none of it. None of it. - Yeah, none of that. 86 00:03:37,928 --> 00:03:40,972 - Okay, great. Okay. [cranking, rattling] 87 00:03:40,972 --> 00:03:45,268 - Alright, chin up. Jab. Cross. Jab. Cross. Jab. Cross. 88 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,604 Jab. Cross. Duck. 89 00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:48,855 [grunts] Hook. Come on, I need more from you. 90 00:03:48,855 --> 00:03:49,606 - Okay. - Come on. 91 00:03:49,606 --> 00:03:51,691 - This is all I got! - You're holdin' back. Come on, mama. 92 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:54,110 Come on, bring it up, bring it up. I know you're stronger than this. 93 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:57,656 - Take this you soulless, smug, bossy man's bitch! 94 00:03:57,656 --> 00:03:59,574 Motherfucker! 95 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:02,035 - You are getting stronger, but somethin's stoppin' you. 96 00:04:02,035 --> 00:04:04,996 What's goin' on? - [panting] I don't-- 97 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:06,581 You know I can't get like that. 98 00:04:06,581 --> 00:04:08,708 I don't wanna be a angry Black woman. 99 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,294 Look at Helen. Little white bitch. 100 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,004 She can do whatever she wants. 101 00:04:13,004 --> 00:04:15,298 I'm in all these white spaces. 102 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,551 - What about my face says "white spaces"? 103 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:19,052 I'm the manager here and the owner. 104 00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:22,556 When you're ready to let loose, let me know. 105 00:04:22,556 --> 00:04:24,933 ♪ 106 00:04:25,892 --> 00:04:28,603 [street noise] [distant dog barking] 107 00:04:28,603 --> 00:04:30,105 [Ring doorbell ringing] 108 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:31,856 [knocks] 109 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:34,568 MAYA: No solicitors, bitch! 110 00:04:34,568 --> 00:04:37,237 - Maya, open up. I'm here to apologize. 111 00:04:37,237 --> 00:04:38,738 MAYA: Not interested. 112 00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:41,491 - I'm pregnant. 113 00:04:45,704 --> 00:04:48,707 - Of all the manipulative ways to get me to talk to you. 114 00:04:48,707 --> 00:04:51,001 You better be pregnant 115 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:53,128 or you gon' be pregnant with my foot in your ass. 116 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:55,505 - It's early, but I'm pregnant. 117 00:04:57,966 --> 00:05:00,677 - Bethy, mazel tov! 118 00:05:00,677 --> 00:05:02,220 It's so important we rebuild our numbers. 119 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:03,680 - Ow. 120 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,474 - Oh, my God, your fuckin' titties are swollen! Get in here! 121 00:05:07,142 --> 00:05:09,227 - Sorry. I-I've been reading Caste. 122 00:05:09,227 --> 00:05:10,478 - My girl. 123 00:05:11,313 --> 00:05:13,523 Jasper, get the fuck outta here! 124 00:05:14,608 --> 00:05:18,236 ♪ Genevieve by Cymande playing ♪ 125 00:05:18,236 --> 00:05:21,406 [moaning] [police radio chatter] 126 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:23,658 ♪ Say you love me, say you love me ♪ 127 00:05:23,658 --> 00:05:26,453 ♪ Sad to see you go ♪ 128 00:05:26,453 --> 00:05:32,208 ♪ 129 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,794 ♪ Say you love me, say you love me ♪ 130 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:37,589 ♪ Raise me up once more ♪ 131 00:05:37,589 --> 00:05:40,091 ♪ Tired of trying ♪ 132 00:05:40,091 --> 00:05:42,802 ♪ To hide a heart you fell ♪ 133 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:45,639 ♪ Now, you hurt when you lose your money ♪ 134 00:05:45,639 --> 00:05:48,350 ♪ Down that wishin' well ♪ 135 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:50,060 ♪ Don't try to change ♪ 136 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:53,813 - [sighs] Hey. I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, 137 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:56,107 so if you could pick up Lucy from practice? 138 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:58,276 - Another one? Is everything alright? 139 00:05:58,276 --> 00:06:00,779 - Yeah. I'm just gonna try a new guy. 140 00:06:00,779 --> 00:06:03,323 My old doctor's not providing enough 141 00:06:03,323 --> 00:06:05,283 care anymore. 142 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:08,203 - Yeah. I'll get the kids. Should be fine. - Hm. Thank you. 143 00:06:08,203 --> 00:06:10,038 ♪ 144 00:06:10,038 --> 00:06:11,873 [cars honking] 145 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:17,045 ♪ Stay as you began ♪ 146 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:20,966 - Jab. Cross. Jab. Cross. Jab. Cross. Jab. Cross. Jab. Cross. Jab. 147 00:06:20,966 --> 00:06:22,926 ♪ song fades out ♪ 148 00:06:22,926 --> 00:06:24,594 - This is so fucked up. [clangs] 149 00:06:24,594 --> 00:06:28,390 Did you know that we're, like, fully living in a white supremacy 150 00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:29,975 and always have been? 151 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:31,434 - Yeah. - So fucked up. 152 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,602 Will you come hang out with me? 153 00:06:32,602 --> 00:06:33,979 - I can't. I have to finish this. 154 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:36,189 - Can you do it later? 155 00:06:36,189 --> 00:06:38,275 I wanna talk. [sighs] 156 00:06:38,275 --> 00:06:41,278 - These shelves are a really inefficient use of space. 157 00:06:41,278 --> 00:06:43,071 We're gonna need a lot more storage for the baby. 158 00:06:43,071 --> 00:06:44,614 - Hope we aren't gonna store the baby up there. 159 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:46,658 [drill whirring] 160 00:06:46,658 --> 00:06:47,659 Hey! 161 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:49,828 Can you do that later? 162 00:06:49,828 --> 00:06:52,914 - I'm just gonna get it done. - Hm. 163 00:06:53,832 --> 00:06:55,417 Well, just, just do that. [bangs] 164 00:06:55,417 --> 00:06:56,918 Don't start, like, a whole thing. 165 00:06:56,918 --> 00:07:00,171 You-You know, you can get carried away with stuff, ya know? 166 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:03,842 - Otherwise known as getting something done, which is good. 167 00:07:03,842 --> 00:07:05,218 - I should be the one organizing. 168 00:07:05,218 --> 00:07:07,721 I'm the one who's the professional organizer. 169 00:07:09,222 --> 00:07:11,725 And my dad owned a furniture store. [hammering] 170 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:13,768 - What's that? 171 00:07:14,978 --> 00:07:16,813 [drill whirring] 172 00:07:19,941 --> 00:07:23,403 ♪ I Enjoy Being a Girl by Peggy Lee playing ♪ 173 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:26,573 ♪ I am proud that my silhouette is curvy ♪ 174 00:07:26,573 --> 00:07:29,701 ♪ That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait ♪ 175 00:07:29,701 --> 00:07:32,203 ♪ With my hips kind of swivelly and swervey ♪ 176 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,705 BETH: I threw up! 177 00:07:34,581 --> 00:07:36,207 I threw up. - You okay? 178 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:38,627 - No, I threw up. Can you get me some water? 179 00:07:38,627 --> 00:07:41,796 ♪ I adore being dressed in something frilly ♪ 180 00:07:41,796 --> 00:07:45,133 ♪ When my date comes to get me at my place ♪ 181 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:48,386 ♪ Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy ♪ 182 00:07:48,386 --> 00:07:51,890 ♪ Like a filly who is ready for the race ♪ 183 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:54,935 ♪ When I have a brand new hairdo ♪ 184 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:57,062 ♪ With my eyelashes all ♪ 185 00:07:57,062 --> 00:08:00,774 [sobbing] - You alright? 186 00:08:00,774 --> 00:08:03,735 ♪ I float as the clouds on air do ♪ 187 00:08:03,735 --> 00:08:07,405 ♪ I enjoy being a girl ♪ 188 00:08:07,405 --> 00:08:10,450 ♪ When men say I'm cute and funny ♪ 189 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:13,870 ♪ And my teeth aren't teeth but pearls ♪ 190 00:08:13,870 --> 00:08:16,206 ♪ I just lap it up like honey ♪ 191 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:18,583 - Hey, babe, can you-- 192 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:20,627 John? - Yeah? 193 00:08:20,627 --> 00:08:23,838 - Can you please get this out of here? 194 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:27,092 ♪ I drool over dresses made of lace ♪ 195 00:08:27,092 --> 00:08:30,220 ♪ I talk on the telephone for hours ♪ 196 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:33,765 ♪ With a pound and a half of cream upon my face ♪ 197 00:08:33,765 --> 00:08:36,810 ♪ I'm strictly a female female ♪ 198 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:39,062 ♪ And my future I hope will be ♪ John? 199 00:08:39,062 --> 00:08:41,273 - Hey, Beth! I made a deal with Jimmy. 200 00:08:41,273 --> 00:08:42,691 - John! - It's gonna be some poplar. 201 00:08:42,691 --> 00:08:43,692 It's a good deal! [drill whirring] 202 00:08:43,692 --> 00:08:45,068 It's hard to find poplar nowadays. 203 00:08:45,068 --> 00:08:47,445 Especially that's sufficient for the crib. 204 00:08:47,445 --> 00:08:49,155 It's a good deal. [hammering] 205 00:08:49,155 --> 00:08:51,032 - John? 206 00:08:51,032 --> 00:08:52,450 [clatters] 207 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:54,786 [hammering] John? 208 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:56,871 John? - Hey. 209 00:08:56,871 --> 00:08:59,749 - Can you help me put my socks on? - Yeah. 210 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:02,043 [drops hammer] [sighs] 211 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:05,881 - Yeah. I think I just can't do it anymore. 212 00:09:05,881 --> 00:09:07,465 Thanks. 213 00:09:07,465 --> 00:09:09,467 New tiles? - Yeah, for the bathroom. 214 00:09:10,093 --> 00:09:11,261 - Okay. 215 00:09:11,261 --> 00:09:13,430 Can we just store them somewhere else, though? 216 00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:14,764 'Cause, like, this is where we... - Yeah. 217 00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:16,516 - ...are supposed to eat. - I'll move 'em. 218 00:09:16,516 --> 00:09:18,518 - Can I have some water? - Yeah. 219 00:09:18,518 --> 00:09:19,769 [claps hands] 220 00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:20,770 [Beth sighs] 221 00:09:24,024 --> 00:09:27,402 - Are, are you gonna have time to make the, uh, food for the baby shower? 222 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:30,196 I-- Uh, it looks like you have your hands pretty full here. 223 00:09:30,196 --> 00:09:32,824 - No, no, I got it. The asparagus came in beautifully this year. 224 00:09:32,824 --> 00:09:34,326 I'm organizing the menu around that. 225 00:09:35,285 --> 00:09:38,747 - Thank you. Oh, good. My pee already smells weird, so. 226 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:46,421 It's not a baby shower, by the way. 227 00:09:46,421 --> 00:09:48,381 Do you know Jews don't have baby showers? 228 00:09:48,381 --> 00:09:50,550 It's, like, bad luck, so it's just a get-together. 229 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:52,219 There'll be, like, one balloon there. 230 00:09:52,219 --> 00:09:54,262 - Yeah, you haven't seen your girls in forever, right? 231 00:09:54,262 --> 00:09:56,389 - Yeah, it'll just be good to get out of the h-- 232 00:09:56,389 --> 00:10:00,101 get together with them and catch up. 233 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:03,313 Yeah. Actually, I-I-I-I'm doing something for them. 234 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:08,276 Like, a-- I-I put together, like, a slideshow of pictures of us, 235 00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:09,903 ya know, through, like, the years. 236 00:10:09,903 --> 00:10:13,740 Matt actually made a photo album to show Claire. 237 00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:16,117 It was nic-- I-It connected them. 238 00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,078 - Cool. [clangs] 239 00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:19,079 - Yeah. 240 00:10:19,579 --> 00:10:22,374 So, these tiles-- - Yeah. Uh, I'm gonna install those soon. 241 00:10:22,374 --> 00:10:25,168 It's probably not gonna be today, but hopefully, this week. 242 00:10:26,253 --> 00:10:27,254 - Okay. - Alright? 243 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:28,880 [wood thudding] 244 00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:37,180 - Yeah, 'cause, John, it's just a lot. - Yeah. 245 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:39,057 - Yeah, 'cause you-you just said it was gonna be the storage, 246 00:10:39,057 --> 00:10:41,643 and... and that you'd make the crib and-- 247 00:10:41,643 --> 00:10:43,186 - Yeah, I haven't forgotten about the crib. 248 00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:45,897 I'm gonna get around to it for sure. - But this is just where-- 249 00:10:45,897 --> 00:10:47,816 It's where we live. - Exactly. 250 00:10:47,816 --> 00:10:49,734 - Ya know, it's where the baby's gonna live, 251 00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:53,238 so I just wanna make it a little cozier. 252 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:55,031 A little less condemned building. 253 00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,992 - Yep. Got it. 254 00:10:57,659 --> 00:10:59,953 Totally. [saw squeaking] 255 00:10:59,953 --> 00:11:02,956 [chains rattling] 256 00:11:07,794 --> 00:11:10,213 - [sighs] What's all this? 257 00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:12,215 - It's supposed to snow pretty bad. 258 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:15,719 - The hospital called. 259 00:11:15,719 --> 00:11:19,014 I gotta see your mom right now. 260 00:11:19,014 --> 00:11:20,724 - That's why I'm doing it. 261 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:22,976 - You're not doin' it. Y-You're talkin' about doin' it. 262 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:28,356 You got, you got one chain on one tire halfway, backwards. 263 00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:31,526 [sighs] I don't have time for your fartin' around, Johnny. 264 00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:34,446 Go to the house. I want you to seal up all the gaps in the windows. 265 00:11:34,446 --> 00:11:37,741 Okay? Get the caulk. Listen! Get the caulk. I want you to-- 266 00:11:37,741 --> 00:11:40,327 Don't forget, scrape off all the old stuff 267 00:11:40,327 --> 00:11:41,661 before you put down the new caulk 268 00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:43,246 because otherwise, if you don't do it right, 269 00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:45,248 it's not gonna help, and then I'm gonna have another job, 270 00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:47,375 and I don't need another job. Got it? 271 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,919 - I'll do it right. I'll do it. - Huh? 272 00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:50,045 - Nothing! 273 00:11:52,255 --> 00:11:55,258 [truck engine starts, fades] 274 00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:57,219 DR. MORRIS: How are you feeling, John? 275 00:11:57,219 --> 00:12:00,513 - I'm fine. Beth's good. I'm good. 276 00:12:00,513 --> 00:12:02,724 Baby's good. Just need to move. 277 00:12:03,683 --> 00:12:05,060 Just wanna walk. - Sure. 278 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,145 Movement helps with emotional regulation. 279 00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:11,107 [slides book] - Is this lead-based paint? 280 00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:12,359 Probably. 281 00:12:12,359 --> 00:12:15,445 It's an old building. - I-I don't know. I haven't had it tested. 282 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:16,821 - You can do a full lead abatement, 283 00:12:16,821 --> 00:12:19,866 but it's, like, a full renovation to the studs, so. 284 00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:22,744 And sometimes it can make the problem worse, actually. 285 00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:25,705 I mean, ya know, Beth is the one having a hard time right now, actually. 286 00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:27,999 So I'm just tryna-- 287 00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:31,169 - I think that it can be hard to see her going through that. 288 00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:33,380 It's stressful to feel powerless. 289 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:36,508 - That's why I've been getting everything ready for the baby. Is that burnt out? 290 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:39,135 - Oh, I-I don't know. It just didn't turn on. 291 00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:40,637 - No? - No. 292 00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:43,640 [clicking] - Um, yeah, seems to be. 293 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,767 Do you mind if I change that? It's kinda getting to me. 294 00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:47,477 - Okay, you need to do that right now? 295 00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:51,273 - Uh, well, it's just it'll take two seconds if you have, uh, any extra bulbs. 296 00:12:51,273 --> 00:12:53,567 Otherwise, I can bring one next time with the same wattage. 297 00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:55,318 - I have a bulb. - "Forty-three watts." 298 00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:58,363 - Now, I just want you to recognize your need to feel useful. 299 00:12:58,363 --> 00:12:59,614 - Well, it's, 300 00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:03,660 it's nothing deep. It's just, uh, why sit here in the dark, helpless? 301 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:06,997 - Helpless is an interesting word. 302 00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:09,124 Ya know, John, I think that, uh, 303 00:13:09,124 --> 00:13:11,793 one of your coping strategies is doing. 304 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:15,714 - Can I get that? Okay, so this is, like, a vintage filament-style bulb. 305 00:13:15,714 --> 00:13:18,550 It's not gonna mat-- This-- That one's frosted like this, 306 00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:20,719 so let's-- 307 00:13:20,719 --> 00:13:23,471 It might kinda be weird if that one is. 308 00:13:23,471 --> 00:13:25,015 - Well, that's all I have. - Does that bother you? 309 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:26,516 - Uh, does it bother you? 310 00:13:27,726 --> 00:13:29,227 - It's not my office. 311 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:35,358 BETH: And then, I don't know. Maybe more serving spoons or something, 312 00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:37,569 but it's fine. It's good. 313 00:13:40,906 --> 00:13:45,118 [sighs] Maya, can I talk to you for a sec? - Yeah, what's wrong? 314 00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:46,953 - Okay. I don't wanna be weird or whatever, 315 00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:50,040 but I just-- I owe you an apology. 316 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,541 - For what, New Orleans again? 317 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:52,876 Come on. - No. No, no, no, no, no. 318 00:13:54,628 --> 00:13:56,713 I-I never thought about what it would've been like 319 00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:59,591 to grow up as a Black woman on Long Island. 320 00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:02,552 Or in America. But I've been educating myself, 321 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:06,514 and I can never fully understand, 322 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,808 but I just want you to know I'm coming to you 323 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,477 with radical empathy. 324 00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:12,646 - Oh, come-- Radical empathy? 325 00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:15,815 You been readin' Isabel Wilkerson! Girl! 326 00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,817 - It took me eight months to finish that fucking book, 327 00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:20,487 but I just-- like, there's so many things I had no idea about. 328 00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:22,447 - Beth, Beth, come on. You don't have to say anymore. 329 00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,824 I really appreciate you sayin' that, 330 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:27,619 and I needed to hear it from you 'cause you're one of my best friends. 331 00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:29,788 - Ew! You're my best friend. - Well, you are my best-- 332 00:14:29,788 --> 00:14:31,331 Well, the baby's coming, he might take over. 333 00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:32,874 - He? You think it's a boy? 334 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:35,252 - Well, yeah, I think you're carryin' low. It's gonna be a boy. 335 00:14:35,252 --> 00:14:37,671 Now, if you could just start a book club with Jen and Jess 336 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:38,880 'cause they don't get it. 337 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,800 - I don't think I could teach those girls how to read, but still-- 338 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,552 - You know, Beth, uh, 339 00:14:43,552 --> 00:14:46,137 I gotta say I was pretty surprised when you announced your pregnancy. 340 00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:49,015 I-I just assumed that John was barren. 341 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,310 - I don't really know how to respond to that. 342 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,645 - He's a great guy. 343 00:14:53,645 --> 00:14:56,106 He just has a very flaccid demeanor, so. 344 00:14:56,106 --> 00:15:00,360 - That's... very helpful feedback. I'll pass that along to him. 345 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,070 Good to see you. - Yeah. 346 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:04,781 - Um. [clears throat, sighs] 347 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:07,826 Here. 348 00:15:09,828 --> 00:15:11,621 - Should I be afraid about what this is? 349 00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:13,999 - Uh, it's a book for the baby. 350 00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:17,544 - Really? - Um, kid probably won't be able to read 351 00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:21,047 it for another month or two. I don't know reading levels, so. 352 00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:26,261 - Bodies Are Cool? 353 00:15:26,261 --> 00:15:29,055 - Oh, wh-- Oh, shit! - Oh, this is cute. 354 00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:31,808 "Big bodies, small bodies." MAYA: Yeah. 355 00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:34,144 - It immediately resonated for me 'cause I've thought that for years, 356 00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:35,186 that bodies are cool. 357 00:15:35,186 --> 00:15:37,814 Ya know, when you really think about what the body can do. 358 00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:40,734 You know, including even just that we have a hole, 359 00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:43,403 two holes for, for waste, to get rid of what we don't need. 360 00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:46,072 And those holes are also designed for pleasure. 361 00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:48,158 I mean, bodies, they really are cool, what they do. 362 00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:49,868 And that's-- They nailed it. - [clears throat] Yeah. 363 00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:53,204 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So good. - Yeah. Thank you. This is amazing. 364 00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:54,831 - And listen, I just wanna say something. 365 00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:57,542 I-I don't wanna put ya on the spot, but I wanna just throw this out there. 366 00:15:57,542 --> 00:16:01,922 I don't know if you and John are, um, 367 00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:04,382 gonna have a godfather, I'd love to be considered. 368 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:08,386 I just wanted to throw that out there. BETH: Yeah. 369 00:16:08,386 --> 00:16:10,222 - I think I'd be really good at it. 370 00:16:10,222 --> 00:16:12,641 - Yeah, I-- Jewish people don't have godparents, 371 00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:15,143 but-- or you would've been-- - John is not Jewish, right? 372 00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:17,062 - No. - You know what, let's-- 373 00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:20,190 - Did he have to get circumcised for-- to be with you or? 374 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,359 - Okay. Yeah. - Alright, well, 375 00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:24,444 I can ask John about that. 376 00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:27,614 [insects chirping] 377 00:16:28,198 --> 00:16:31,618 AUTOMATED VOICE [over phone]: You are 400 feet from your destination. 378 00:16:31,618 --> 00:16:33,286 ♪ 379 00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:36,873 - Everything's gonna change. Everything. Name something, it's gonna change. 380 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:38,875 [phone dings] - In my life, you mean? 381 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,835 [dings] [giggles] 382 00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:43,171 Is that Jen? - No. 383 00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,965 - She's, like, always late now. 384 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:47,634 - There's somethin' goin' on with her. - What's her vibe? 385 00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:50,762 I didn't invite Ann. She wouldn't have come anyway. 386 00:16:50,762 --> 00:16:52,222 - Yeah. 387 00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:53,807 - Ugh. I don't even, like, wanna drink. 388 00:16:53,807 --> 00:16:55,850 That's the saddest part about pregnancy. [dings] 389 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:58,853 Who is that? Do you have, like, other friends that you're-- 390 00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,355 - [sighs] Okay. 391 00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:04,776 I met someone when we were in Nawlins. 392 00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,570 - Please stop saying Nawlins. 393 00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:10,740 - What the fuck? Is that a dick or, like, a foot? 394 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,159 - He sends me a shot like that every day. [laughs] 395 00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:15,537 - Why does it say "Beth"? - Oh. Yeah, 396 00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:18,582 I had to put him as her in my phone, so Bryan wouldn't suspect. 397 00:17:18,582 --> 00:17:20,667 You're now "Spam Likely". BETH: So, you're, like, flying out 398 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,378 to New Orleans and, like, having an affair. 399 00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:25,380 - Well, I mean, that's one way to look at it. 400 00:17:27,048 --> 00:17:29,801 I want to suck it right now, period. 401 00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:32,095 I'm on my knees sucking it, period. 402 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,638 I just feel so alive. 403 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:35,515 - [gasps] My friends! BETH: Jenny! 404 00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:36,933 Hi. 405 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:40,687 Hi. - Hi! You look so beautiful! 406 00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:43,356 [excited squealing] - Oh, my God. 407 00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:45,358 - Hello, baby! - I know. 408 00:17:45,358 --> 00:17:47,319 JEN: I love this baby! - Okay. 409 00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:51,823 Okay, the baby's sleeping. - Oh, hello, stomach necklace! 410 00:17:51,823 --> 00:17:53,825 - Jen, how are you feeling? 411 00:17:53,825 --> 00:17:56,202 - Oh, my God, thank you so much for asking. 412 00:17:58,413 --> 00:17:59,664 I'm so good. 413 00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:03,627 - Okay. - Ugh, these extensions are incredible! 414 00:18:03,627 --> 00:18:05,712 - Thank you. Can you believe Bryan hasn't noticed? 415 00:18:05,712 --> 00:18:08,673 He thinks my hair, like, miraculously grew eight inches overnight. 416 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:11,384 - Okay. I feel weird making fun of Bryan 417 00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:13,762 while you're, like, cheating on him. I'm sorry. 418 00:18:13,762 --> 00:18:15,555 - [gasps] You're cheating on Bryan? 419 00:18:16,473 --> 00:18:18,308 - Yes. I told you, like, two months ago. 420 00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:20,101 - Oh, right. BETH: Why'd you tell her two months ago and not us? 421 00:18:20,101 --> 00:18:25,065 - He was the boy cop from your wedding. - Okay, he is 25, almost. 422 00:18:25,065 --> 00:18:26,399 - So you did meet him at my wedding? 423 00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:28,693 - Well, the night before. It was actually so romantic. 424 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:31,112 I thought he was gonna arrest me for pissing in the alley, 425 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:33,365 but we ended up F-ing in his car. 426 00:18:33,365 --> 00:18:36,618 - You're welcome for that. - Wow, that's so romantic. 427 00:18:36,618 --> 00:18:37,285 - He's a cop? 428 00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:39,454 - Yeah. How hot is that? [laughs] 429 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,874 - You know that's not what we meant when we said fuck the po-lice? 430 00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:44,459 [giggling] It's not funny. 431 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,088 - I have an idea. 432 00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:49,798 Let's sort of shift gears here. - Okay. 433 00:18:49,798 --> 00:18:52,384 He kisses my neck, and he makes me feel seen. 434 00:18:52,384 --> 00:18:55,679 - Well, you have a husband to do that. - Okay, so, I made this. 435 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:58,265 - I don't need that. - Okay, these smell so real. 436 00:18:58,265 --> 00:19:00,350 Are they real? - Yep. 437 00:19:01,017 --> 00:19:02,310 We're on a farm. 438 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:03,812 Okay, I'm just gonna hit play. 439 00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:06,523 - What do you even talk to a 25-year-old about? 440 00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:10,110 - So many things. Um, first and foremost, we both love Bill Murray. 441 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:13,029 - Wow. That's an incredible coincidence. 442 00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:14,823 Guys, focus here. 443 00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:17,075 I wanted to make this for all of us. Just kinda-- 444 00:19:17,075 --> 00:19:19,369 - You know what? You can do whatever the fuck you want with your life. 445 00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:20,704 - I'm sorry. Are you my fucking mother? 446 00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:22,706 - No, 'cause if I was, I'd beat your ass. 447 00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:24,332 - No, sorry. - You know this shit happened to me. 448 00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:25,542 - You know what? Okay, you need to lower your voice. 449 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:28,837 - No, no, fuck you, Jess. Listen, my husband did that shit to me. 450 00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:30,338 - Fuck you! Fuck you! - Yeah, yeah, fuck you. 451 00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:32,799 Go fuck your husband. Go fuck the husband you have, 452 00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:36,177 you stupid bitch! I'm tired of her! Sick of her! 453 00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:41,391 - Do you wanna watch this? 454 00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:44,936 - Yes. But first, I need to take just a little nap. 455 00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:47,439 And then, yes. 456 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:55,280 ♪ That's What Friends Are For by Elton John, Dionne Warwick, & others playing on laptop ♪ 457 00:19:57,574 --> 00:19:59,576 ♪ music stops ♪ 458 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,920 ♪ Lotta Love by Neil Young playing ♪ 459 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:14,216 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 460 00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:18,220 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 461 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:20,722 BRYAN: Woo! It's Bryan, little grass. 462 00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,390 Don't be scared, little grass. 463 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:26,144 Don't be, don't, don't be scared, little grass. 464 00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:28,063 Woo! Fuck yeah. 465 00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:31,441 ♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪ 466 00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:36,571 ♪ Or we won't get too far ♪ 467 00:20:37,781 --> 00:20:42,244 ♪ So, if you look in my direction ♪ 468 00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:44,913 [Beth sighs] - How'd it go? 469 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,253 - ♪ My heart needs protection ♪ - Eh. 470 00:20:51,253 --> 00:20:54,464 - ♪ And so do I ♪ - It was good. 471 00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:56,466 ♪ 472 00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:08,770 ♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪ 473 00:21:09,229 --> 00:21:11,773 ♪ To get us through the night ♪ 474 00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:17,112 ♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪ 475 00:21:18,446 --> 00:21:21,700 ♪ To make things work out right ♪ 476 00:21:23,577 --> 00:21:27,539 ♪ So, if you are out there waitin' ♪ 477 00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:31,877 ♪ I hope you show up soon ♪ 478 00:21:33,003 --> 00:21:36,006 ♪ 'Cause my head needs relatin' ♪ 479 00:21:36,006 --> 00:21:39,634 ♪ Not solitude ♪ 480 00:21:51,855 --> 00:21:54,733 ♪ Gotta lotta love ♪ 481 00:21:56,234 --> 00:21:58,945 ♪ Gotta lotta love ♪ 482 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:03,074 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 483 00:22:03,074 --> 00:22:06,536 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, ooh ♪ 484 00:22:09,623 --> 00:22:12,417 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 485 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:15,420 ♪ It's gonna take a lotta love ♪ 486 00:22:18,048 --> 00:22:19,883 - It's so easy. 487 00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:24,483 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37952

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