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[toilet flushes] 17 00:00:58,351 --> 00:00:59,352 'Sup? 18 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:02,856 ♪ You Rascal You by Hanni El Khatib playing ♪ 19 00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:10,113 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪ 20 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,990 ♪ You rascal, you ♪ 21 00:01:13,575 --> 00:01:15,702 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪ 22 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:18,163 ♪ You rascal, you ♪ 23 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,708 ♪ When you're dead and in your grave ♪ 24 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:24,294 ♪ No more women, who you crave ♪ 25 00:01:24,294 --> 00:01:27,047 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪ 26 00:01:27,047 --> 00:01:28,590 ♪ You rascal, you ♪ 27 00:01:30,884 --> 00:01:33,887 [bubbling, gurgling] 28 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:40,185 [muffled screaming] 29 00:01:44,022 --> 00:01:46,441 [panting] 30 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:47,442 [grunts] 31 00:01:54,908 --> 00:01:56,993 [snorting] 32 00:01:56,993 --> 00:02:00,205 - That's powdered sugar. Do you want a beignet? 33 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:06,169 ♪ I'll be standing on the corner full of gin ♪ 34 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,880 ♪ When they bring your dead body in ♪ 35 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,132 ♪ I'll be glad when you're dead ♪ 36 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,134 ♪ You rascal, you ♪ 37 00:02:13,802 --> 00:02:15,804 [excited breathing] 38 00:02:15,804 --> 00:02:17,055 - Wow. 39 00:02:18,557 --> 00:02:19,975 - This is just-- 40 00:02:19,975 --> 00:02:21,935 - This is, like-- 41 00:02:21,935 --> 00:02:24,604 - The most incredible thing 42 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:26,523 I have ever seen! 43 00:02:26,523 --> 00:02:28,900 MAYA: It says I'm 53. 44 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,485 BETH: They spelled my name "Elizabarth." 45 00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:32,988 - So, like, what do we do with them now? 46 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:37,367 - We go to a bar. 47 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:39,911 - And we drink booze. [gasps] 48 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:41,871 - Okay, girls! 49 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:43,498 - Hi, Ms. Jones. - Hi, Ms. Jones. 50 00:02:43,498 --> 00:02:46,042 - Oh no! Jane. JESS: Okay, Jane. [laughs] 51 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:49,504 - Well, Simon is being kind enough to treat me to dinner and a movie. 52 00:02:49,504 --> 00:02:50,881 - American History X. 53 00:02:50,881 --> 00:02:52,716 - Sounds fun. 54 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:54,217 - You're gonna watch your sister, right, Beth? 55 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:57,304 - Yeah, sure. - She's very responsible. 56 00:02:57,304 --> 00:02:59,431 Okay, give mommy a kiss. [kissing] 57 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:01,266 I love you so much. [giggles] 58 00:03:01,266 --> 00:03:03,184 Don't let her stay up too late, okay? 59 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,812 Bye, girls. Be good. GROUP: Bye. 60 00:03:05,812 --> 00:03:07,272 - Nice hat! 61 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:09,774 - Oh, it's a beret. JEN: Cool. 62 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:13,111 [door opens, shuts] 63 00:03:13,737 --> 00:03:14,738 - Annie, 64 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:18,158 ...you'll be okay tonight, right? ANN: I don't know. 65 00:03:18,575 --> 00:03:19,576 Maybe. 66 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:22,203 - I'll let you stay up and watch TV as late as you want. 67 00:03:22,621 --> 00:03:25,290 - Ooh. Okay. Yay. [laughs] 68 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:28,293 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 69 00:03:31,004 --> 00:03:32,255 - Tonight? 70 00:03:32,797 --> 00:03:34,049 - Tonight. 71 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:36,051 - Tonight. 72 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:37,802 - Tonight. 73 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:39,930 BETH: Today! JEN/JESS: Today! 74 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:41,181 [laughs] 75 00:03:41,181 --> 00:03:43,183 - I am just so happy today. 76 00:03:43,183 --> 00:03:46,102 - It's because it's your first day as a married woman. 77 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:47,312 - Yes, it is. 78 00:03:47,312 --> 00:03:49,397 [room chatter] 79 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,024 - And that's your first mimosa as a married woman. 80 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:51,816 - Yes-- 81 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:53,693 - And that's your first egg as a married woman! 82 00:03:53,693 --> 00:03:55,070 - Stop doing that about everything. 83 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:56,279 - Sorry. 84 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,531 - So, uh, we're meetin' in front of the airport today, right? 85 00:03:58,531 --> 00:03:59,658 BETH: Mm-hm, yeah. 86 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:02,202 - Uh, I think I'm gonna go meet my crazy ass cousin, so. 87 00:04:02,202 --> 00:04:03,870 - Oh, want me to come? - No. 88 00:04:04,329 --> 00:04:06,498 - Yeah, I need to pack. 89 00:04:06,498 --> 00:04:09,000 - Ugh, my leg hurts. I'm just gonna go lay in my bed. 90 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:11,836 Has anyone seen Matt? 91 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:15,131 - John and I, we're actually goin' to see a psychic. 92 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:18,885 Yeah, Ben hooked us up. It's like a New Orleans legend or something. 93 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:21,263 - Oh, ask about me. I'm a Capricorn. - Okay. 94 00:04:21,263 --> 00:04:23,139 [typing, text sound] 95 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,349 - Jess? 96 00:04:24,349 --> 00:04:26,768 [text sound, giggles] Jessie? 97 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:27,769 You want her to ask about you? 98 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:30,522 - What? No. What about me? I'm-I'm fine. What? 99 00:04:30,522 --> 00:04:31,940 - Put your phone away. You're about to miss 100 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:33,191 her first sausage as a married woman. 101 00:04:33,191 --> 00:04:35,485 Actually, I had my first sausage 102 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:37,404 when I married your dad's... dick. 103 00:04:37,404 --> 00:04:40,323 - [laughs] First dad joke as a married woman. 104 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,158 - Didn't even make sense. Didn't make sense. 105 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,743 MAYA: Made sense to me. 106 00:04:43,743 --> 00:04:45,370 - Maya, my leg is killing me. Can you help me? 107 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:47,080 - Alright, give it here. [Jen groans] 108 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,292 You know you gotta keep the tissue moving. - Oh, my God. I know, I know. 109 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:54,921 - It's unacceptable. Unacceptable. No. - Yeah. No, it's really not level. 110 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:58,008 It's quite pronounced. - John's dad seems... nice. 111 00:04:58,008 --> 00:04:59,926 BART: Grab a plate, make yourself useful. 112 00:04:59,926 --> 00:05:02,262 [cutlery clinking, muttering] 113 00:05:02,262 --> 00:05:04,055 And then we're just gonna flip it over. - Yeah, exactly. 114 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:07,642 - Oh, God. Men are always doin' some little project that doesn't matter. 115 00:05:07,642 --> 00:05:09,144 - It's how they connect. JEN: It's cute. 116 00:05:09,144 --> 00:05:10,854 - Is it? 117 00:05:10,854 --> 00:05:13,440 - I would not be surprised if I had a couple little kids 118 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,858 [chatter] runnin' around in Italy. 119 00:05:14,858 --> 00:05:17,444 - You're, you're quite a Casanova, huh? 120 00:05:17,444 --> 00:05:20,530 - Oh, I did some damage, Shlomo. - I'm gonna get the manager. 121 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:23,074 - I feel like I need to go, like, interact with John's dad. 122 00:05:23,074 --> 00:05:24,075 - Yeah. - Right? 123 00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:25,827 Can't get a rhythm. - You got this. 124 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,454 - I look okay? - You look beautiful. 125 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:28,455 JESS: Yeah, you good. 126 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:31,124 - Now, where is Matt? [nervous laugh] 127 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:33,585 - We gotta go back to the hotel. I can't-- - No, I'm sorry. 128 00:05:33,585 --> 00:05:35,629 We're too late for this brunch. And, and by the way, 129 00:05:35,629 --> 00:05:37,589 I don't even wanna know what happened last night. 130 00:05:37,589 --> 00:05:40,091 - That's good 'cause I can't tell you. Can we just slow down a little bit, 131 00:05:40,091 --> 00:05:41,301 please? - No. Listen. Okay. 132 00:05:41,301 --> 00:05:42,928 I know we haven't talked about this very much, 133 00:05:42,928 --> 00:05:45,055 but I feel like we both know where this is headed. 134 00:05:45,055 --> 00:05:47,182 You know, marriage, children via surrogate 135 00:05:47,182 --> 00:05:50,393 'cause nobody wants to mess with this. [retching] 136 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,562 But I started a little bit of a fund, [coughing] 137 00:05:52,562 --> 00:05:54,689 um, so there's nothing holding you back 138 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:57,108 from asking me a certain question 139 00:05:57,108 --> 00:06:00,820 where you give me a certain thing that I've registered for at Tiffany & Co. 140 00:06:01,821 --> 00:06:04,074 - Wait, [clears throat] 141 00:06:04,074 --> 00:06:05,700 I have been feelin' a little held back. 142 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,744 - Yeah. - Where's, um-- 143 00:06:07,744 --> 00:06:09,412 What did you call it? Did you call it a fund? 144 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:12,624 - Yeah, just to get the ball rolling, I linked a joint Venmo for us. 145 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,544 - That is so romantic. 146 00:06:15,544 --> 00:06:16,336 LEONARD: Bethy? 147 00:06:16,336 --> 00:06:17,963 BETH: Hi. - Let me tell you something. 148 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:19,923 Do not wait for me at the airport, okay? 149 00:06:19,923 --> 00:06:21,800 I changed my plans. I'm stayin'. 150 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,135 And I, uh, I met a special lady, okay? 151 00:06:24,135 --> 00:06:27,931 A, uh, special girl. - Oh, God. Got it. Okay. 152 00:06:27,931 --> 00:06:29,307 - Okay? - Okay. 153 00:06:29,307 --> 00:06:31,643 - Just get it so it's level. 154 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:33,687 - Guys? JOHN: Let it go now. 155 00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:35,772 - Can I scoot in here? JOHN: Come on. 156 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:38,066 Okay. Okay. - Can I-- 157 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:39,859 - That's better. 158 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:41,278 [sighs] - Hi, Dad. 159 00:06:41,278 --> 00:06:43,446 - Good morning, yes. JOHN: Hi, Missus. 160 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,240 - Hello. 161 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,659 - You're not gonna take my last name, right? 162 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:49,327 - No, no, I don't think so. 163 00:06:49,327 --> 00:06:50,620 - Yeah? - Yeah. 164 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,247 - Uh, why not? 165 00:06:52,247 --> 00:06:55,542 - Um, I just-- I-I like my name. I wanna-- 166 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:58,253 - Yeah. Yeah. - ...keep my dad's name. You know, just. 167 00:06:58,253 --> 00:07:00,255 I mean, I-- Uh, but this place, 168 00:07:00,255 --> 00:07:02,090 isn't it great? [heavy breathing] 169 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:05,343 - Alexa, add four loaves of sourdough to the shopping list. 170 00:07:05,343 --> 00:07:08,555 ALEXA: I've added four loaves of sourdough to your shopping list. 171 00:07:08,555 --> 00:07:10,891 - Tell me about the wedding. - Oh, there's nothin' to tell. 172 00:07:10,891 --> 00:07:14,394 I watched 16 hours of Criminal Minds in a Holiday Inn Express. 173 00:07:14,394 --> 00:07:16,521 [ripping paper] 174 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:17,522 - Ya know, 175 00:07:17,981 --> 00:07:20,775 I would've loved to have gone with you. 176 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:23,403 - I didn't need you to. 177 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:26,865 - You think they'll last? 178 00:07:26,865 --> 00:07:29,576 - No. I mean, I told her I thought it was a mistake. 179 00:07:29,576 --> 00:07:31,244 - You did? - Yeah. 180 00:07:31,244 --> 00:07:32,913 But I mean, we're honest like that. 181 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:34,831 Like, who do you know that's actually happy? 182 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:37,500 - Cool. 183 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,461 - Well, I didn't mean us. 184 00:07:39,461 --> 00:07:40,962 - Right. 185 00:07:40,962 --> 00:07:43,215 You wanna go for a walk? - Yeah. Um, 186 00:07:45,717 --> 00:07:47,427 ...no. 187 00:07:49,596 --> 00:07:52,682 ♪ slow jazz music playing ♪ 188 00:07:52,682 --> 00:07:55,560 Alexa, add chocolate mud cupcakes to the shopping list. 189 00:07:56,353 --> 00:07:59,189 ALEXA: I've added chocolate mud cupcakes to your shopping list. 190 00:07:59,189 --> 00:08:00,982 [door closes] 191 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:04,861 ♪ Can't We Be Friends? by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong playing ♪ 192 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:06,863 BETH: Thank you. - Thanks. 193 00:08:07,656 --> 00:08:09,157 - What do you wanna do today? 194 00:08:09,157 --> 00:08:11,159 I'm down for whatever. 195 00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:12,786 All we have is that psychic, 196 00:08:12,786 --> 00:08:15,163 and I hope she does past lives stuff. 197 00:08:15,163 --> 00:08:18,375 I feel like I'm descended from, like, royalty, or, like, 198 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,126 hookers, or something. - Yeah, if it's cool with you, 199 00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:23,171 I think I'm gonna skip that and play basketball actually. 200 00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:26,049 - Um, w-- [laughs] I-It's for both of us. 201 00:08:26,049 --> 00:08:29,052 I-I-- She's supposed to be, like, really good. 202 00:08:29,052 --> 00:08:31,054 - Then she probably knows that I'm not gonna be there. 203 00:08:31,763 --> 00:08:33,890 - [sighs] Move over, girl. 204 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:35,809 You know you fucked up my trip. 205 00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:37,978 - Come on. - Come on nothin'! 206 00:08:37,978 --> 00:08:39,604 - No, uh, i-it was sweet. 207 00:08:39,604 --> 00:08:41,898 - What? Your wedding? Yeah, it was sweet. - Yes. Okay. 208 00:08:41,898 --> 00:08:44,442 - But you and JoJo owe me a written apology. 209 00:08:44,442 --> 00:08:45,819 - Oh, my God. - Wait a minute, girl. 210 00:08:45,819 --> 00:08:48,947 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put that down. Look at you, already spillin' shit. 211 00:08:48,947 --> 00:08:50,699 Get your hands off of that. Get a bib. 212 00:08:50,699 --> 00:08:52,909 You don't wanna get anything on your white shit, come on. 213 00:08:52,909 --> 00:08:54,703 - I'm not going to. - Oh, yeah? 214 00:08:54,703 --> 00:08:57,205 - Who the fuck is Jojo? - Really? 215 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:01,710 [ball bouncing] - What is-- 216 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:04,045 - Alright, I'll see you later. Have a great day. 217 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,630 - Um, okay. - Have fun. 218 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:08,717 - Just-- [bouncing] 219 00:09:08,717 --> 00:09:11,011 I'm not gonna let anything get me down today. 220 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,304 Not a damn thing. 221 00:09:12,304 --> 00:09:14,973 ♪ I let him turn me down and say ♪ 222 00:09:14,973 --> 00:09:17,058 ♪ Can't we be, can't we be ♪ 223 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:19,102 ♪ Can't we be, can't we be ♪ 224 00:09:19,102 --> 00:09:22,272 ♪ Can't we be, can't we be friends? ♪ Good. Good. 225 00:09:22,272 --> 00:09:26,234 ♪ Whoa, yes ♪ 226 00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:30,196 ♪ soft music playing ♪ 227 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:33,116 BETH: Wait, where's the bouncer? JEN: It's fine. 228 00:09:33,116 --> 00:09:34,993 JESS: I don't-- JEN: J-Just-Just go. Yeah. 229 00:09:34,993 --> 00:09:36,494 BETH: Okay. JESS: Just go up to the bar. 230 00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:48,632 - Excuse me? Are you the bartender? 231 00:09:48,632 --> 00:09:50,759 - No. The bartenders come in at 9:00. 232 00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:53,887 You know, three hours from now. 233 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:55,805 [sighs] 234 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:59,059 I can make you a drink. What do you want? 235 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:01,811 - I got this, I got this. [clears throat] 236 00:10:02,479 --> 00:10:06,107 We would like four Sex on the Beaches. On the rocks. 237 00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:08,735 And do yourself a favor, hold the rocks. 238 00:10:09,236 --> 00:10:11,571 MAYA: Yeah. BETH: Thanks. 239 00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:15,408 ♪ Down on the Town by Cromwell playing ♪ JESS: Just sit. 240 00:10:15,408 --> 00:10:18,411 [excited whispering] [chairs squeak] 241 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:22,707 [whispering stops] 242 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:24,918 [taps counter] - No rocks. 243 00:10:24,918 --> 00:10:26,503 ♪ I went down ♪ 244 00:10:26,503 --> 00:10:28,713 ♪ On the town ♪ [excited giggling, cheering] 245 00:10:28,713 --> 00:10:31,758 ♪ With my money in my hand ♪ 246 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:34,427 [sipping] [coughs] 247 00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:38,014 - [lying] Mm... Yum. - [lying] That's so good. 248 00:10:38,014 --> 00:10:40,392 [group agrees] 249 00:10:40,392 --> 00:10:41,935 Love drinking. - So good. 250 00:10:41,935 --> 00:10:44,104 BETH: I think I might be drunk. 251 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:46,523 [inhales] 252 00:10:47,357 --> 00:10:48,358 [laughs] 253 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:52,946 - Thank you again so much for the wedding. It was amazing. 254 00:10:52,946 --> 00:10:55,156 - Oh, thank you. Yeah, I'm pretty good at it, right? 255 00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:57,284 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. [laughs] 256 00:10:57,284 --> 00:10:58,743 - And thank you for coming here with me, 257 00:10:58,743 --> 00:11:00,996 even though I kept insisting that you not. 258 00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:04,165 - I know. Well, of course! You're my daughter now. 259 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:06,376 Huh? Family! - [laughs] Yeah. 260 00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,336 - Yeah. - In what way? 261 00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:11,298 - Your father and I exchanged our own vows last night. 262 00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:13,216 Isn't that beautiful? He said I could put it on your tab. 263 00:11:13,216 --> 00:11:15,927 You know who I think is terrific is that Matt! 264 00:11:15,927 --> 00:11:18,513 How did you let that little devil slip through your fingers? 265 00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:21,349 - Guess who has your motherfuckin' money? 266 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,435 Me, motherfucker! Yeah! 267 00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:25,312 Yeah, I just gotta get on a flight. 268 00:11:25,312 --> 00:11:26,813 I told you I'd get back on track. 269 00:11:26,813 --> 00:11:29,900 There's never a need to threaten people, okay? Hello? 270 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:32,903 [indistinct chatter] 271 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:41,536 FLORA: Well, let me tell you something. Madame La Merde is the best. 272 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:42,996 - Mm. - Excellent. 273 00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:44,414 - Great. - Top notch. 274 00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:45,874 Do you remember January 6th? 275 00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:47,292 - She predicted that? 276 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:48,710 - No, she was there. 277 00:11:49,711 --> 00:11:51,129 [quiet laugh] 278 00:11:51,129 --> 00:11:54,507 - Hi, girls! Hello. BETH: Hi. 279 00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,134 - Hi. [laughs] 280 00:11:56,134 --> 00:11:57,677 - I'm Beth. MADAME LA MERDE: Hey. 281 00:11:57,677 --> 00:12:00,472 - Yes, this is my new daughter. Yeah. - Well, not really. 282 00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:03,934 Not really. I-I just was supposed to come with my husband, but he couldn't. 283 00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:05,977 Oh! That's my first time saying "my husband." 284 00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:08,772 - Aw, he's not with you? - No, no, sadly, no. 285 00:12:08,772 --> 00:12:12,150 He ditched me to play basketball, but I'm not mad. 286 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,402 Nothing could get me down today. MADAME LA MERDE: Oh. 287 00:12:14,402 --> 00:12:16,988 That's not good. No, it's really not good. 288 00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:18,990 - It's fine. - No, it's not. 289 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,367 It really isn't. BETH: Yeah. 290 00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:23,203 - Yeah, but anyway, I'm so glad you showed up. 291 00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:24,204 FLORA: Oh? 292 00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:27,165 - 'Cause I was back there, and I was gonna have some lunch, 293 00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:28,667 and then I thought, 294 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:32,837 "If they don't show up, I'm never gonna speak to them." 295 00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:34,756 'Cause you know what? I'm one of those people, 296 00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:36,299 I don't forget things. You know what I mean? 297 00:12:36,299 --> 00:12:38,176 BETH/FLORA: Mm. - I'm like a elephant. 298 00:12:38,176 --> 00:12:40,136 I thought, "If they don't show up, 299 00:12:41,555 --> 00:12:43,765 ...I'm gonna hate their fuckin' guts forever." FLORA: Oh. 300 00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:45,392 MADAME LA MERDE: Wow. 301 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:49,229 You know, I see here that, you know, you did have kids. 302 00:12:49,229 --> 00:12:51,940 - Oh, no. Does the ball say that? 303 00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:54,442 MADAME LA MERDE: Uh, no. 304 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:57,112 I don't know whose ball that is. But no, the ball doesn't say anything. 305 00:12:57,112 --> 00:13:00,323 I'm just lookin' at your body. [laughs] Yeah. 306 00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:02,117 It looks-- You know, looks like you have kids. 307 00:13:02,117 --> 00:13:04,494 - Yeah. - I mean-- 308 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:06,288 - I don't have any kids, but-- - Oh. 309 00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:08,123 - ...um-- MADAME LA MERDE: Oh, really? 310 00:13:08,123 --> 00:13:09,332 - Yeah. MADAME LA MERDE: Whoops. 311 00:13:09,332 --> 00:13:11,293 - Do you read our-our palms or? 312 00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:12,544 MADAME LA MERDE: Well, it's just my gut. 313 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:14,546 My gut was 314 00:13:15,297 --> 00:13:16,548 ...looking at your gut. 315 00:13:16,548 --> 00:13:19,551 [distant police sirens wailing] [gasps] Oh. 316 00:13:20,552 --> 00:13:21,803 Do you hear that? 317 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,972 Guys, shh! Shh! 318 00:13:23,972 --> 00:13:25,849 [sirens continue] 319 00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:26,850 Hear something. 320 00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:30,228 I, I-I really do. I do. I hear something. It's getting closer. 321 00:13:30,228 --> 00:13:33,356 [sirens get closer] Closer. Wait... It's like a 322 00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:37,110 [mimics police sirens] 323 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,613 - Police sirens? - No. 324 00:13:39,613 --> 00:13:42,324 - Yeah, we all, we all hear that. [shushing] 325 00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:44,409 - Y-- - It's s-- It's police sirens. 326 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,201 - Yeah. - We all hear it. 327 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:47,662 FLORA: It's a crime scene. [sighs] 328 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:49,581 - What a frickin' bust. 329 00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:52,834 Can't believe it. It felt so real. - Yeah. 330 00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,837 - Alright, I got one thing wrong. BETH: Y-- I also don't have kids. 331 00:13:57,214 --> 00:14:00,300 - Alright, two. That's just two out of, two out of 332 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,802 ...two. 333 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,017 Oh, my God. 334 00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:11,394 Your mother is here. 335 00:14:12,229 --> 00:14:15,690 I made a prayer, and it has been answered. 336 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:17,442 FLORA: I'm here right now. Of course, I'm here. [laughs] 337 00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:20,111 MADAME LA MERDE: No, no, no. Her real dead mother, Jane. 338 00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:22,572 - Oh, my God, really? Oh, my God! MADAME LA MERDE: Hello. 339 00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:24,783 Oh! - My mom, she's here? 340 00:14:24,783 --> 00:14:26,952 - Yes, she's here. - How did you know she was dead? 341 00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,995 - Well, she looks dead. 342 00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:31,414 Yeah, and she has a lot to say. BETH: Oh, what, what is she saying? 343 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:33,333 D-Does she know I got married? 344 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,126 Did she come here to find me? U-Uh. MADAME LA MERDE: Yeah. 345 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:36,962 I mean, I'm sure she missed you, right? 346 00:14:36,962 --> 00:14:39,798 - God, I miss you, Mom! MADAME LA MERDE: Aw. 347 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:42,551 - Is she saying anything? Does she know I got married? 348 00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:46,012 Mom, I-I met a great guy and, um, I have a job. 349 00:14:46,012 --> 00:14:47,806 I-I really actually am good at it. 350 00:14:47,806 --> 00:14:50,392 I like it and Ann says hi! 351 00:14:50,392 --> 00:14:53,186 I mean, not really, but, you know, it's, it's, Ann. 352 00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:55,021 Um, I think about you all the time. 353 00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:57,732 - Uh-oh. BETH: What? 354 00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:00,277 MADAME LA MERDE: Y-Your mother left. 355 00:15:00,277 --> 00:15:02,112 We had, like, a two-minute window. 356 00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:05,031 A four-minute window maybe. Whatever, but I-- 357 00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:06,950 You know, she was with a guy. I did see her with a guy. 358 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:08,660 - She was with a guy? MADAME LA MERDE: Y-- Well, he, he d-- 359 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:11,913 And I have to say, he had some very tight, little buns. 360 00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:14,040 - Oh. - And if I had my wish, 361 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:18,503 I'd have him pull down his pants and just sit on my face. 362 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:20,171 FLORA: Oh, my goodness. 363 00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:22,591 [giggles] - Can we summon her back? 364 00:15:22,591 --> 00:15:25,427 MADAME LA MERDE: For some reason in my life, 365 00:15:25,427 --> 00:15:30,098 I have never... ever had repeat business. 366 00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:32,601 - [crying] I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting this. I'm gonna-- 367 00:15:33,184 --> 00:15:35,979 I'm just gonna go. Okay? No, I'm sorry. - Oh, um. Oh, Beth. 368 00:15:35,979 --> 00:15:37,898 - Wait, wait. No, wait. You know what? You know what? 369 00:15:37,898 --> 00:15:39,441 BETH: I'm really sorry. I'm gonna leave. 370 00:15:39,441 --> 00:15:41,526 [door opens] [sighs] 371 00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,028 [door shuts] - Do me. 372 00:15:46,323 --> 00:15:47,824 - Oh, no. 373 00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:52,120 Ya die in a balloon accident. 374 00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:56,124 ♪ Life is Like a Ball Game by Katie Webster and Rockin' Sidney playing ♪ - Play defense. 375 00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:58,627 Watch the fuckin' forearms. What? 376 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,506 SHLOMO: Ooh! ♪ Life is like a ball game ♪ 377 00:16:03,506 --> 00:16:05,008 - There's a baby elephant. 378 00:16:05,008 --> 00:16:06,218 Look, there's a baby elephant. 379 00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:08,470 Goddamnit! 380 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,180 - These men are bad at basketball. 381 00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:13,016 LAVAR: Yes, they sure are, son. 382 00:16:13,016 --> 00:16:16,228 [Leonard coughing] 383 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,106 [stops coughing] 384 00:16:20,106 --> 00:16:21,358 - Hi, Bethela. - Bethy. 385 00:16:21,358 --> 00:16:23,193 - I'm not really talkin' to you. 386 00:16:23,193 --> 00:16:25,278 - Why? BETH: Don't talk to me. Don't look at me. 387 00:16:25,278 --> 00:16:27,072 - You don't want your father to have a good time? 388 00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,699 - You know what you did. - Bethlehem, hey! 389 00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:31,826 - Hi! This must be Vince. 390 00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:33,328 I'm so happy to meet you. I'm Beth. 391 00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:34,955 - Yes. 392 00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:37,082 - We are so sorry we missed brunch. - Oh. 393 00:16:37,082 --> 00:16:39,584 - We had a real morning. - I'm sorry. 394 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,836 - New Orleans was the center of the slave trade 395 00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:44,881 almost 60 years after Congress ended it. 396 00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:46,007 [ball hits backboard] 397 00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:48,260 - I'm s-so sorry about that. 398 00:16:49,177 --> 00:16:51,888 It's hot, right? Are you sweating? LAVAR/DENISHA: Yeah, yeah. 399 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:54,307 - [sighs] Yeah, aren't you hot in that sweatshirt, honey? 400 00:16:54,307 --> 00:16:55,392 - He won't take it off. 401 00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:57,727 - He has some temperature regulation stuff. 402 00:16:57,727 --> 00:17:00,480 - Okay. [basketball dribbling] 403 00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:06,611 - How hard is it to get the ball in the hole?! 404 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:08,947 ♪ Your Gravy Train by Claude Shermack playing ♪ 405 00:17:08,947 --> 00:17:12,826 ♪ Your gravy train a-comin' to a screechin' halt ♪ 406 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:17,289 ♪ A-do ya, do ya, do ya wanna know why? ♪ 407 00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:18,373 [clatters] 408 00:17:18,373 --> 00:17:20,542 - Then there were none. 409 00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,252 Well played, man. 410 00:17:22,252 --> 00:17:25,171 Well played. Let's settle up. 411 00:17:25,171 --> 00:17:27,716 I think we said, uh, $12k? 412 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:32,804 ♪ The gravy train come to a screechin' halt ♪ 413 00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:33,805 [groans] 414 00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:38,560 [dribbling] 415 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,061 - Hey. - Hey. 416 00:17:40,729 --> 00:17:43,732 [shoots ball] - You've been playing for three hours. 417 00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:45,775 - Really?! Amazing! BETH: Yeah. 418 00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:49,321 Hey, the psychic kinda fucked me up, 419 00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:52,198 um, and you haven't been answering my texts. 420 00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:53,783 - I wasn't looking at my phone. BETH: Yeah. 421 00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:57,203 Uh, we should go to the airport and pack and everything. 422 00:17:57,913 --> 00:18:00,665 - Vince, we're leavin' in a few. [traffic noise] 423 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:03,335 You have to give him a few minutes warnin' for transitions. 424 00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:05,337 JOHN: We have time. - We have time. 425 00:18:05,337 --> 00:18:06,963 - Uh-uh! You have one minute. VINCE: Fine. 426 00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:09,090 [ball hits backboard] Beth has a stain on her shirt. 427 00:18:09,841 --> 00:18:11,968 - Thank you for pointing that out, Vince. 428 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,345 - I'm sorry about that. 429 00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:16,139 Vince has Autism Spectrum Disorder. [dribbling] 430 00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:18,141 BETH: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 431 00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:20,852 DENISHA: No, it's nothin' to be sorry about. 432 00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:22,729 - Actually, you should say congratulations. 433 00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:24,522 The kid's a genius, you know? 434 00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:26,816 A good kid. A happy kid. 435 00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:27,817 - Yeah. 436 00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:29,569 He's so lucky to have you two. 437 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:33,198 - Let's just say we were not on the same page about getting him tested, 438 00:18:33,198 --> 00:18:35,742 but it's been so helpful as far as 439 00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:38,453 gettin' the tools for communication. - Oh. 440 00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,789 LAVAR: Alright, my man. - Alright. 441 00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:41,873 LAVAR: Come on, man. 442 00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:43,667 Y'all take care. [laughs] - Bye. 443 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,043 VINCE: Bye, Beth. - Thank you. 444 00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:48,046 ♪ jazzy piano music playing ♪ 445 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:53,927 [Matt vomiting] 446 00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:55,929 MATT: I'm here, Meri! I'm alive. 447 00:18:55,929 --> 00:18:58,598 - Baby? Oh, my God! What happened? 448 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:01,851 Oh, my God! - [gasps] I, uh-- I had this-- 449 00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:04,062 I got robbed. These, these kids just, just came 450 00:19:04,062 --> 00:19:07,482 outta nowhere and jumped me. [winces] - Kids? 451 00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:10,110 - Big kids. Big kids. 452 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:13,196 Uh, like post-college age kids. 453 00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:14,447 Football players, most likely. 454 00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:16,992 - Adults? - No. Well, yeah. Kind of adult-sized. 455 00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:19,119 They were jacked. And I, uh, and I, 456 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:22,122 I had one of 'em in a headlock, and I was, I was like, uh-- 457 00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:25,709 - Oh, my God. 458 00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,419 Honey. [crying] 459 00:19:27,419 --> 00:19:28,753 - Fuck it! Fuck it! 460 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,422 Ugh! 461 00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:32,549 I-I'm too tired. I, 462 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,260 ...I didn't get robbed! 463 00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:37,762 I robbed you! 464 00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:40,974 I took all the money from the wedding fund and I hustled, and I, 465 00:19:43,602 --> 00:19:46,563 ...I got the shit beaten out of me! [sobs] 466 00:19:46,563 --> 00:19:49,608 - Oh, babe. - No, no! No! No "baby!" 467 00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:51,610 I need you to listen to me. 468 00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:54,321 Really listen to me this time, okay? 469 00:19:54,321 --> 00:19:56,656 - Okay. - I stole 470 00:19:57,407 --> 00:19:58,783 ...from my girlfriend! 471 00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:00,660 - No, you didn't. 472 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:04,247 - What do you mean? Yes, I did! - You stole 473 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,083 ...from your fiancée. 474 00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:10,378 Actually, from my dad, and it doesn't matter. 475 00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:13,215 It's fine. I mean, we can get money whenever we need it. 476 00:20:13,215 --> 00:20:15,217 - Really? - Yeah. 477 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,261 - No! God! Nah, it doesn't matter, okay? 478 00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:19,638 I just, [panting] 479 00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:22,599 I just-- I didn't know your family had money like that. 480 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:24,643 - Yeah, I'm, like, really down to earth. People can't tell. 481 00:20:24,643 --> 00:20:26,895 But money doesn't matter. It's-- 482 00:20:26,895 --> 00:20:29,397 We matter. You and me. We. 483 00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:31,942 We're supposed to be together. 484 00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:34,444 I know that. I don't know how I know it, but I know it. 485 00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:37,113 I don't even need to work. 486 00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:39,366 I just got a job to show my dad I could, 487 00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:41,785 and then I met you, and now you're my job 488 00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:44,454 because we're gonna be together forever. 489 00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:45,705 [sighs] 490 00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:47,874 Come here, look. 491 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,418 Come here. 492 00:20:52,629 --> 00:20:54,130 [sighs] Look. 493 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,091 ♪ 494 00:20:56,091 --> 00:20:57,926 [sniffles] 495 00:20:57,926 --> 00:20:59,928 - Okay, what am I lookin' at here? 496 00:21:01,596 --> 00:21:04,266 - We can be together for all of eternity. 497 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:08,103 It was expensive because New Orleans is below sea level, 498 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:11,856 so the bodies have to be held above ground. 499 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:14,901 But we'll decompose next to each other 500 00:21:15,527 --> 00:21:17,696 in the city where we got engaged. 501 00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:18,947 [laughs] 502 00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:22,867 [sighs] - Thank you? 503 00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:28,039 Thank you. 504 00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:32,502 - So, it's official? 505 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:35,463 We're getting married? 506 00:21:36,089 --> 00:21:37,090 - Yeah, fuck it! 507 00:21:39,926 --> 00:21:42,929 [kissing, moaning] 508 00:21:42,929 --> 00:21:44,556 [Matt groans] 509 00:21:44,556 --> 00:21:47,475 [pained groaning] - I know. I know. 510 00:21:50,353 --> 00:21:52,147 [dribbling] - Hey. 511 00:21:52,147 --> 00:21:53,982 - Hey. - I, 512 00:21:53,982 --> 00:21:56,526 I-I had a weird afternoon, 513 00:21:56,526 --> 00:21:58,737 so I don't wanna be, like, rushing. 514 00:21:58,737 --> 00:22:00,280 JOHN: Yeah. - So. 515 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,742 And-And Maya is, like, so pissed about something. 516 00:22:03,742 --> 00:22:06,161 [dribbles] I have no idea-- John, can you stop? 517 00:22:06,161 --> 00:22:07,996 - I'm listening. - Well, you're, 518 00:22:07,996 --> 00:22:10,999 you're dribbling. Can you just stop, look at me, and-- 519 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:12,626 - Have I done something wrong? 520 00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:17,422 - By deserting me the first day of our marriage? [laughs] 521 00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:19,716 - I've been playing basketball. - No, I'm very aware of that. 522 00:22:19,716 --> 00:22:22,010 - You could play with me. It's something we could do together. 523 00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,970 - No, I'm going to pack. 524 00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:26,806 I'm not playing, so. I-- 525 00:22:26,806 --> 00:22:27,933 [sighs] 526 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:32,062 - Beth! See? You're so good! Come on, it's fun-- 527 00:22:32,062 --> 00:22:34,564 - I really just wanna go to the airport and pack. I-- 528 00:22:34,564 --> 00:22:36,733 - Come on. - No, I-I-I don't wanna play. 529 00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:38,735 I'm going to pack. You're not listening to me. 530 00:22:38,735 --> 00:22:40,570 - Wait! Well, it'll take me 10 minutes to pack. 531 00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:41,863 And with traffic at that time of day, 532 00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:44,449 it'll take no more than 35 minutes to get to the airport. 533 00:22:44,449 --> 00:22:46,034 I still have another 17 to 19 minutes 534 00:22:46,034 --> 00:22:48,119 before I even have to head to the hotel. 535 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,997 Why are you acting like I'm doing something wrong? It's fine that I'm here. 536 00:22:50,997 --> 00:22:53,750 - I just was expressing to you that I felt abandoned today. 537 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:56,044 It's not-- - That's stupid. We just got married. 538 00:22:56,044 --> 00:22:59,047 That's the opposite of abandoning someone. That's bandoning them. 539 00:22:59,756 --> 00:23:01,424 - I'll just see you later. 540 00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:03,218 Okay? - No. Wait, we can talk about this. 541 00:23:03,218 --> 00:23:06,680 You're acting like I'm some awful person, and I'm not. I've done nothing wrong. 542 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,516 - I don't wanna talk about this anymore, okay? 543 00:23:09,516 --> 00:23:12,018 I didn't want anything to get me down today. 544 00:23:12,686 --> 00:23:15,272 And I am down! I got down! 545 00:23:15,272 --> 00:23:18,024 - You're being completely unreasonable! I'm just playing basketball! 546 00:23:18,024 --> 00:23:19,734 You're trying to make me feel bad! 547 00:23:20,527 --> 00:23:24,155 ♪ soft, sad music playing ♪ 548 00:23:24,823 --> 00:23:27,826 [blinds rattling] 549 00:23:28,577 --> 00:23:30,078 ♪ With nothing to say ♪ 550 00:23:31,621 --> 00:23:35,000 ♪ 551 00:23:39,254 --> 00:23:40,255 - Beth? 552 00:23:40,839 --> 00:23:42,090 - Shh. 553 00:23:42,674 --> 00:23:45,176 [panting] 554 00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:46,428 - Beth, what's happening? 555 00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:49,306 [panting] 556 00:23:50,432 --> 00:23:53,810 [vomiting] 557 00:23:57,856 --> 00:23:58,857 [door opens] 558 00:23:58,857 --> 00:24:01,526 - Oh, my God! Beth! 559 00:24:01,526 --> 00:24:05,071 The next time you come home drunk, just use the front door. 560 00:24:05,071 --> 00:24:06,823 - Fuck you. 561 00:24:07,324 --> 00:24:09,534 - What did you just say to me? - Fuck you! 562 00:24:09,534 --> 00:24:11,995 - You do not get to swear at me like that, young lady! 563 00:24:11,995 --> 00:24:14,998 [heavy breathing] 564 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:17,667 - Fuck you! 565 00:24:18,418 --> 00:24:20,420 [yelp, gasping] 566 00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:22,547 - I don't think you can live here anymore! 567 00:24:22,547 --> 00:24:26,259 [both panting] 568 00:24:27,344 --> 00:24:30,639 [both laughing] 569 00:24:31,681 --> 00:24:32,682 - What?! 570 00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:35,060 - [gasps] Oh, my God. 571 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:37,229 That's not funny! This is not funny. 572 00:24:37,229 --> 00:24:39,147 No, no, no, no, no. [Beth laughs] 573 00:24:39,147 --> 00:24:42,734 Oh, my gosh. Go to bed! Here, drink the rest of this and go to bed. 574 00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:44,903 Gah! Beth! 575 00:24:44,903 --> 00:24:47,405 Jesus! What's wrong with you? [Beth groans] 576 00:24:48,406 --> 00:24:50,617 ANN: Beth, no, no, no, no! [Beth yells] 577 00:24:50,617 --> 00:24:52,702 You smell so bad! [Beth squeals] 578 00:24:52,702 --> 00:24:54,496 Oh, my God, ew! 579 00:24:54,496 --> 00:24:56,456 JANE: Go to bed! 580 00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:01,127 ♪ 581 00:25:01,127 --> 00:25:02,754 [dribbling] 582 00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:06,466 - It's, [laughs] it's so hot. 583 00:25:06,466 --> 00:25:08,093 It's like 90 degrees out. 584 00:25:08,093 --> 00:25:09,761 - Is it? - Yeah. 585 00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:11,137 You should take your sweatshirt off. 586 00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:12,389 - I'm fine. 587 00:25:13,014 --> 00:25:14,224 [dribbles] 588 00:25:14,224 --> 00:25:16,476 - I wanna wait out here for Maya. She's 589 00:25:17,394 --> 00:25:19,187 ...I don't know. 590 00:25:19,187 --> 00:25:21,147 Oh. - Hi, Bethela. 591 00:25:21,147 --> 00:25:23,608 - Hey. Forgettin' something? 592 00:25:23,608 --> 00:25:26,695 - Oh! Yeah, I have this thing. I-I like to pack light. 593 00:25:26,695 --> 00:25:28,780 It-It just gives me great pride. 594 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:30,782 I love people being surprised 595 00:25:30,782 --> 00:25:32,784 at how small my luggage is. 596 00:25:32,784 --> 00:25:35,245 - Good. No, I meant Maya. 597 00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:36,496 - Oh. - Aren't you forgetting Maya? 598 00:25:36,496 --> 00:25:39,708 Where is she? - No, she's getting a later flight, but-- 599 00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:43,837 - Yeah. - I'm gonna-- 600 00:25:43,837 --> 00:25:45,672 - Yeah. - I'm gonna go help Jen. 601 00:25:46,923 --> 00:25:48,717 - You think your friends had a good time out here? 602 00:25:49,634 --> 00:25:52,220 - Yeah. Yeah, definitely. 603 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:53,513 Your friends didn't come. 604 00:25:54,723 --> 00:25:57,559 - I didn't invite anyone. Hey. - Hey, John! 605 00:25:57,559 --> 00:26:00,020 Hey, you think you could hang out with Vince for a minute? What's up, Beth? 606 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:01,479 - Hi. 607 00:26:01,479 --> 00:26:02,898 Aren't you guys hot? 608 00:26:02,898 --> 00:26:05,400 - Want to see who can throw the ball higher? 609 00:26:06,276 --> 00:26:09,195 I have a definite advantage, so I'll sit on the floor. 610 00:26:09,195 --> 00:26:10,447 VINCE: Okay. 611 00:26:12,115 --> 00:26:14,910 Cool sweatshirt. It has a bike on it. - Thanks. I know. 612 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:16,786 I like your sweatshirt, too. 613 00:26:16,786 --> 00:26:18,788 It has, like, graffiti. 614 00:26:18,788 --> 00:26:21,791 ♪ 615 00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:24,294 [airplane roaring] 616 00:26:24,294 --> 00:26:27,714 [airplane gets louder] 617 00:26:27,714 --> 00:26:30,717 ♪ There's No Home for You Here by The White Stripes playing ♪ 618 00:26:34,346 --> 00:26:37,474 ♪ There's no home for you here, girl, go away ♪ 619 00:26:37,474 --> 00:26:39,768 ♪ There's no home for you here ♪ 620 00:26:40,685 --> 00:26:43,688 ♪ There's no home for you here, girl, go away ♪ 621 00:26:43,688 --> 00:26:45,857 ♪ There's no home for you here ♪ 622 00:26:45,857 --> 00:26:48,860 ♪ song continues playing ♪ 623 00:27:05,752 --> 00:27:08,129 ♪ I'd like to think that all this constant interaction ♪ 624 00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:10,632 ♪ Is just the kind to make you drive yourself away ♪ 625 00:27:11,883 --> 00:27:14,261 ♪ Each simple gesture done by me is counteracted ♪ 626 00:27:14,261 --> 00:27:16,972 ♪ And leaves me standing here with nothing else to say ♪ 627 00:27:18,014 --> 00:27:20,600 ♪ Completely baffled by a backward indication ♪ 628 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,020 ♪ That an inspired word will come across your tongue ♪ 629 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,773 ♪ Hands moving upward to propel the situation ♪ 630 00:27:26,773 --> 00:27:30,277 ♪ Have simply halted, now the conversation's done ♪ 631 00:27:30,277 --> 00:27:33,405 ♪ There's no home for you here, girl, go away ♪ 632 00:27:33,405 --> 00:27:36,533 ♪ There's no home for you here ♪ 633 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:39,661 ♪ There's no home for you here, girl, go away ♪ 634 00:27:39,661 --> 00:27:43,123 ♪ There's no home for you here ♪ 635 00:27:47,043 --> 00:27:48,920 - It's so easy. 636 00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:53,520 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47402

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