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- Come on, admit it, it's true.
- No, I won't. Because it's not.
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- I use swear words like anybody else.
- Oh, really?
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I never heard you. When is it that you do
all this cussing? After I go to bed or...?
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I swear when it's appropriate.
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Simon, the whole point of swearing
is that it ain't appropriate.
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Hey there, Inara.
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Heading off for
some glamorous romance?
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Let's hope so.
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See you two tomorrow.
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Don't let Mal get you into too much
trouble while I'm gone.
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Bye, now. Have good sex.
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What?
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Now this would be a perfect time
for a swear word.
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- What happened in here?
- Needed to find some tape.
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- So you had to tear my infirmary apart?
- Apparently.
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My God, you're like a trained ape,
without the training.
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Jayne, I told you we're setting down
on the Canton Factory settlement...
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on Higgins' Moon.
- Yep, that you did.
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- Canton don't allow guns in their town.
- Yes, sir.
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That's why I ain't strapping one
to my hip.
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No, that's why you ain't
strapping one anywhere.
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Mal, I was in Canton
a few years back.
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I might've made me
a few enemies thereabouts.
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Enemies? You? No, how can it be?
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I don't like the idea
of going in there empty-handed.
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Why are you still arguing
what's been decided?
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Okay, Inara, we're atmospheric.
You are good to go.
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Thanks, Wash.
Disengaging in three, two, one.
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Canton really stinks.
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That's what makes it a great drop point.
No one comes through.
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I vote we do this job
really, really fast.
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Kessler's our man. He's holding
the goods we're to deliver.
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We go in, make contact.
Easy-peasy.
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Zoe, you're holding down the fort.
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Let Bernoulli know we'll have
his merchandise end of the week.
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- Don't I usually stay with the ship?
- I outrank you. Have fun.
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So this is the place
where they make mud.
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Yep. Clay, really.
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You'd be surprised how many
things it ends up in.
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Serenity's got more than a few
ceramic parts in her.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Captain, don't you think Simon
should come with us?
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- What? Oh, Kaylee, I don't think...
- Go on, boy. See the sights.
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I can watch over your sister. I believe
we've been developing a rapport.
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- I don't know. River...
- Go on. I'm a shepherd, after all.
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I should be able to keep my eye
on a flock of one.
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We're not going that far, doctor...
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and you might maybe make
yourself useful.
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Come again?
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The management here don't take kindly
to sightseers, which is why we're...
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posing as buyers.
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There ain't a one of us looks the part
more than the good doctor.
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I mean, the pretty fits, soft hands,
definitely a moneyed individual.
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- All rich and lily-white, pasty all over.
- All right.
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- Fine, I'll go, just stop describing me.
- You're the boss, boss.
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He's the boss now?
Day keeps getting better and better.
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Area's employees only.
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Best be getting back to landing
unless you have business here.
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Yes.
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Yes, I'm looking to buy some mud.
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Well, then, come to the right place.
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Captain...
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Of course, we can handle
any volume here.
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We have over 2000 workers,
mostly indentured.
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We pay them next to nothing.
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That way we can pass the savings
directly on to you, the customer.
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Savings?
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Uh... Excellent, that's...
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Because, as I said before,
I'm gonna be needing quite a bit of it.
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- I'm a buyer.
- The best of its kind.
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We mix it, we brick it raw
right here on the premises.
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You add the right catalyst,
you kiln it proper...
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this stuff's 10 times stronger
than steel at half the weight.
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Yes. I've heard great...
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What happened to Simon?
Who is this diabolical master of disguise?
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He's learning.
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- It's...
- Excuse me, boss.
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I'm sure the foreman
has things need attending.
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Let's wander a bit,
look at the operation...
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then you can figure on
whether we get an account.
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Yes?
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Yes. Yes, we'll wander a bit.
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Fair enough. Come and see me
when you're through.
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All right. Head to worker town...
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find our man Kessler,
get this job done.
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The boy's gonna get us killed.
Let's just do this deal and get.
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His disguise ain't half as funny as yours.
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- Who're you supposed to be, anyway?
- You haven't been here in years.
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You really think you need that getup?
No one's gonna remember you.
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I think it's possible they might.
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Son of a bitch.
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- Jayne?
- Yeah?
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You wanna tell me how come
there's a statue of you here...
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looking at me
like I owe him something?
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Wishing I could, captain.
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- No, seriously. You want to tell me...?
- Look, Mal, I got no rutting idea.
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I was here a few years back,
like I said...
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pulled a second-story, stole a lot of
scratch from the magistrate on the hill...
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but things went way south.
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I had to hightail it.
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They don't put you on a pedestal
in town square for that.
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Yeah, except I'm looking at some fairly
compelling evidence says they do.
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This must be what going mad feels like.
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I think they captured him,
though, you know.
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Captured his essence.
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- He looks sort of angry, don't he?
- That's kind of what I meant.
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Shift 4 on duty.
Shift 4 on duty.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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lnstead of us hanging around
playing art critic...
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till I get pinched,
how's about we move away...
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from this eerie-ass piece of work
and get on with our day.
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I don't know.
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This here's a spectacle might warrant
a moment's consideration.
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Everywhere I go
his eyes keep following me.
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Come on, gorram, we got a job.
Let's go do it, get the hell out of here.
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I crossed the magistrate
of this company town. Understand?
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He ain't exactly a forgiving sort of guy.
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- Magistrate Higgins, I may presume.
- You may.
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But I only make the people I own
use my title.
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"Mr. Higgins" will do fine.
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And you can call me Inara, Mr. Higgins.
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It's a rare pleasure,
your visit to my little moon.
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- The journey wasn't too taxing?
- Not at all. I'm refreshed and ready.
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- Shall we begin at, say, 7:30?
- Perfect.
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I have a feeling it will take all your art
to deal with this particular problem.
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Every problem, Mr. Higgins,
is an opportunity in disguise.
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- What are we up to, sweetheart?
- Fixing your Bible.
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I...
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What?
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Bible's broken.
Contradictions, false logistics.
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- Doesn't make sense.
- No, no, you can't take...
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We'll integrate nonprogressional
evolution theory...
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with God's creation of Eden.
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Eleven inherent metaphoric
parallels already there.
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Eleven, important number.
Prime number.
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One goes into the house of eleven
eleven times but always comes out one.
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- Noah's Ark is a problem.
- Really?
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We'll have to call it
early quantum-state phenomenon.
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Only way to fit 5000 species
of mammal on the same boat.
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Give me that.
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River, you don't fix the Bible.
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It's broken.
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It doesn't make sense.
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It's not about making sense.
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It's about believing in something.
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And letting that belief
be real enough to change your life.
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It's about faith.
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You don't fix faith, River.
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It fixes you.
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You hang on to those then.
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Can't be a statue of me.
No reason for it.
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Flies in the face
of every kind of sense.
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Won't argue with that.
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[What is this garbage]?!
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They call it mudder's milk.
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All the proteins, vitamins and carbs
of your grandma's best turkey dinner...
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plus 15% alcohol.
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- It's horrific.
- It worked for the Egyptians.
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- What's that?
- The ancient Egyptians.
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Back on Earth-That-Was. Not so different
from the ancestral form of beer...
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they fed the slaves to build
their pyramids. It's liquid bread.
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It kept them from starving and knocked
them out so they wouldn't...
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be inclined to insurrection.
- Wow, Simon, that was so...
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historical.
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Now what's a gussied-up fella like you
doing in a place like this?
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Shake your head, boy,
your eyes are stuck.
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Get!
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- You wouldn't be looking for Kessler?
- Just having a brew.
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I knew a Kessler.
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Knew?
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He was a good middleman.
Low profile. Didn't filch.
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Last week the factory foreman
and his prod crew...
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heard he was moving contraband.
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- Gave him a peck of trouble for it.
- What kind of peck was that?
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The kind where they hacked off
his hands and feet with a machete...
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rolled him into the bog.
- They peck pretty hard around here.
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Listen, my client off-world
is waiting for his delivery.
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- If the goods are gone...
- Not to worry.
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Your man's merchandise is here,
safe in Kessler's hiding place.
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We gotta figure out
how to get it across town...
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without being seen
by the foreman and his prods.
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I advise we all just
lay low for a moment.
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- Jayne!
- [Jesus damn]...
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The man they call Jayne!
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He robbed from the rich
And he gave to the poor
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Stood up to the man
And he gave him what for
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Our love for him now
Ain't hard to explain
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The hero of Canton
The man they call Jayne
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Our Jayne saw
The mudders' backs breaking
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He saw the mudders' lament
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And he saw the magistrate taking
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Every dollar and leaving 5 cents
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So he said,
"You can't do that to my people!"
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Uh, Jayne?
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Yeah, Mal.
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You got any light you'd like to shed
on this development?
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No, Mal.
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No, this must be what
going mad feels like.
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Stood up to the man
And he gave him what for
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Our love for him now
Ain't hard to explain
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The hero of Canton
The man they call Jayne
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Now here is what separates heroes
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From common folk like you and I
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The man they called Jayne
He turned around his plane
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And let that money hit sky
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Oh, I'll be gorram.
That's where that cash went.
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I stole that money from Higgins
like the song says.
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Lifted me one of his hovercraft.
But I got tagged by anti-aircraft...
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started losing altitude, had to dump
them strongboxes to stay airborne.
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Sixty thousand, untraceable...
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and I drop it right square in the middle
of mud-farmer central.
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We gotta go to the crappy town
where I'm a hero.
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Yeah!
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- Hello?
- In here, River.
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I tore these out of your symbol,
and they turned into paper...
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but I want to put them back, so...
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Sorry, what's that?
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River? River, come back.
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Preacher, what the hell did you sick...?
Oh.
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Now they off the subject of me,
shouldn't we be getting out of here?
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- I'd say that's a reasonable request.
- Rutting mudders.
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Yay!
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Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
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Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
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Give me some milk.
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Don't you understand?
He's come back.
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It's Jayne.
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- What the...?
- A hero can't and won't be drinking...
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that [panda piss]. He drinks
the best whiskey in the house!
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Is this how people
lay low where you're from?
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- Not generally, no.
- Listen, friend, I came here...
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to make sure the deal
went down solid.
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Not to get chopped up by the Canton
prod crew and fed to the bog.
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I understand your concerns, friend.
235
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This here's all part of our new plan.
236
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,440
- Captain, how exactly is this part of...?
- Still working the details.
237
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:18,510
Inara, allow me to introduce
my son, Fess Higgins.
238
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:23,390
Hello, Fess. Mr. Higgins,
this shuttle is a place of union.
239
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,220
- I'm sure you can appreciate...
- What is this?
240
00:18:28,059 --> 00:18:31,059
I brought you here to bed my son,
not throw him a tea party.
241
00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:35,190
Sir, a companion greeting ceremony
is a ritual with centuries of tradition...
242
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,569
My son is 26 years old,
and he ain't yet a man.
243
00:18:39,859 --> 00:18:42,740
Twenty-six. And since he can't find
a willing woman himself...
244
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:46,119
Mr. Higgins, you're not allowed here.
245
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:48,369
- What?
- As I said, this room...
246
00:18:48,619 --> 00:18:50,750
is a consecrated place of union.
247
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,710
- Only your son belongs here.
- Well, I'm...
248
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,040
Why don't you go
and let us begin our work.
249
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,839
- Now listen here, young lady...
- Good night, Mr. Higgins.
250
00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:08,599
Well, that's a bit more peaceful.
251
00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:10,230
Will you sit?
252
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,980
- To Jayne!
- To Jayne!
253
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,690
To me!
254
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:24,200
- To the mudders!
- Yeah!
255
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:27,550
Boss Higgins, [the real bastard]!
256
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,369
You know, I've saved lives.
257
00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:34,829
Dozens. Maybe hundreds.
258
00:19:35,079 --> 00:19:39,300
I re-attached a girl's leg.
Her whole leg.
259
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:42,470
She named her hamster after me.
260
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,180
I got a hamster.
261
00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:49,470
He drops a box of money,
he gets a town.
262
00:19:50,309 --> 00:19:54,099
- Hamsters is nice.
- To Jayne.
263
00:19:54,349 --> 00:19:59,440
The box-dropping,
man-ape-gone-wrong thing.
264
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:05,950
- You know, you are pretty funny.
- And you're pretty...
265
00:20:07,869 --> 00:20:09,869
pretty.
266
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:17,000
- What did you just say?
- I just said that you're pretty.
267
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,460
Even when you're covered
in engine grease, you're...
268
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:25,680
No, especially. Especially when
you're covered in engine grease.
269
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,970
Time to get out of this nut house.
I got planning to work out.
270
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:33,140
Now, captain?
Things are going so well.
271
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:36,440
I suppose. Jayne's certainly
feeling better about life, but...
272
00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:41,190
I said, things are going well.
273
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,650
Oh, "well."
274
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:50,910
Well, I tell you what. Jayne is
stuck here with his adoring masses.
275
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:55,000
Why don't you and Simon hang around
and keep an eye on him for me.
276
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,210
The snow on the roof is
too heavy. The ceiling will cave in.
277
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:06,970
His brains are in terrible danger.
278
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,259
River?
279
00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:12,970
- Please, why don't you come on out?
- No, I can't.
280
00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:18,270
- Too much hair.
- Is that it?
281
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:23,359
Hell, yes, preacher. If I didn't have stuff
to get done, I'd be in there with her.
282
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,700
It's the rules of my order.
283
00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:32,910
Like the book, it symbolizes...
284
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,579
River, honey, he's putting
the hair away now.
285
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:41,500
It doesn't matter.
It'll still be there. Waiting.
286
00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:44,760
Honey, we're home.
287
00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:47,550
Where you guys been?
Bernoulli's chomping at the bit...
288
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,339
says he wants his merchandise.
289
00:21:49,589 --> 00:21:52,140
We still got a few wrinkles
to work out on the deal.
290
00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:56,309
Did you know that Jayne
is a bona fide folk hero?
291
00:21:56,559 --> 00:22:00,099
- Got a song and everything.
- [Shut up]. You've been drinking, husband.
292
00:22:00,599 --> 00:22:03,109
That he has.
Don't make it any less the case.
293
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,109
- You're telling me Jayne...
- It's true.
294
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,150
True enough. We can use it, anyways.
295
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:11,109
We talked a few pillars of the mudder
community into having a little...
296
00:22:11,369 --> 00:22:15,410
Jayne Day celebration
in town square tomorrow.
297
00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:19,920
It should buy us enough of a distraction
to get the stolen goods...
298
00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:21,960
out from under the foreman.
299
00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:25,960
You're really gonna have to
start again. Jayne's a what?
300
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:31,680
This whole thing, it is embarrassing.
301
00:22:33,849 --> 00:22:36,890
My father's right again, I guess.
And to have to bring you here...
302
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:41,809
Your father isn't right, Fess.
It's not embarrassing to be a virgin.
303
00:22:42,059 --> 00:22:44,980
It's simply one state of being.
304
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,859
As far as bringing me here...
305
00:22:48,069 --> 00:22:52,359
Companions choose the people
they're to be with very carefully.
306
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:59,040
For example, if your father had asked me
to come here for him, I wouldn't have.
307
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:00,869
Really?
308
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,289
Really, Fess.
309
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,670
But you're different from him.
310
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,839
The more you accept that,
the stronger you'll become.
311
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,809
So the magistrate, he let you
folks keep all that cash?
312
00:23:23,059 --> 00:23:25,690
He did. And it pained him,
that's for dead sure.
313
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:29,069
When he found out, he sent
his prods in to take it back from us...
314
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,109
but the workers resisted.
315
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:32,530
Fought the law, huh?
316
00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:36,030
If the mudders are together,
there's too many of us to be put down.
317
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,700
So in the end,
he just called it a bonus.
318
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,500
That's one hell of a bonus.
319
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:43,460
And then, when we put that statue
of you in town square...
320
00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:48,550
he rolled in, wanted to tear it down,
but the whole town rioted.
321
00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:53,880
You guys had a riot
on account of me?
322
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,180
My very own riot.
323
00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:00,430
I can't believe you're back.
324
00:24:01,849 --> 00:24:03,890
How could I stay away?
325
00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:13,069
- Magistrate Higgins.
- My son's out there...
326
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:16,200
I pray to God, losing his cherry.
327
00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:19,700
There's a problem in worker town, sir.
328
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:23,210
Jayne Cobb's come back.
329
00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:47,190
- Evening, Stitch.
- What do you want with me?
330
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,359
Nothing. Done your time,
you paid your debt.
331
00:24:50,609 --> 00:24:52,990
It's time you were on your way.
332
00:25:07,579 --> 00:25:11,460
Here. I believe these
were your personal effects.
333
00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:23,140
You keep me in that box four years,
and then you give me a loaded gun?
334
00:25:23,430 --> 00:25:25,309
You got the urge to use it, no doubt.
335
00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:28,230
But I'm not the one that
brought you in on that robbery.
336
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,980
I'm not the one that turned on you
when his plan went south.
337
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,450
How high up was that shuttle
when he pushed you out? Thirty feet?
338
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:40,950
Jayne Cobb cost you
four years of your life...
339
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,700
plus a perfectly good eyeball.
340
00:25:43,950 --> 00:25:47,210
And here's the poetical portion.
He's back in town.
341
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,420
This very day.
342
00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:53,210
Best of luck in your new life.
343
00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:22,119
- Hey, captain. Captain!
- Hey.
344
00:26:23,079 --> 00:26:26,200
Mal. Mal, I...
345
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,579
No, nothing happened.
346
00:26:29,829 --> 00:26:35,550
No, there was some drinking,
but, no, we certainly didn't.
347
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,300
I would never...
Not with Kaylee.
348
00:26:38,589 --> 00:26:42,390
- What do you mean, not with me?
- Yeah. Where's my hero?
349
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:46,140
Now love for me now
Ain't hard to explain
350
00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:52,770
The hero of Canton
The man they call me
351
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:57,530
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs,
or maybe another milk.
352
00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:59,780
No, living legend
needs to come with us.
353
00:27:00,029 --> 00:27:02,029
He's got a little appearance to make.
354
00:27:02,279 --> 00:27:03,619
- He does?
- That's right.
355
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,369
This job here's gone
way past long enough.
356
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,040
All right, well, you go on now.
I got me important hero-type stuff to do.
357
00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:21,800
- Where you going?
- I'm going with you.
358
00:27:22,550 --> 00:27:25,510
I don't think so.
No, maybe you ought to stay here.
359
00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:29,730
It's about time for a civilized person
to have his breakfast.
360
00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:33,559
That's the sort of thing would be
appropriate, don't you think?
361
00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:53,290
- Excuse me, could I see a menu?
- A what?
362
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,290
You're very quiet.
363
00:27:57,540 --> 00:27:59,380
I'm sorry.
364
00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:02,670
I just...
365
00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:06,220
I just thought I'd feel...
366
00:28:07,049 --> 00:28:10,059
different after.
367
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,400
Aren't I supposed to be a man now?
368
00:28:17,190 --> 00:28:21,319
A man is just a boy who's old enough
to ask that question.
369
00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:29,869
Our time together,
it's a ritual, a symbol.
370
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,910
It means something to your father.
371
00:28:34,619 --> 00:28:37,579
I hope it was not entirely
forgettable for you.
372
00:28:37,829 --> 00:28:42,010
- Oh, no, it was...
- But it doesn't make you a man.
373
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,880
You do that yourself.
374
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:52,930
Fess! Fess Higgins! Get out here!
375
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,940
So that's where the little...
376
00:28:56,190 --> 00:28:58,900
Jayne celebration
we got planned comes in.
377
00:28:59,109 --> 00:29:02,109
Should give us enough time
to get the goods back on Serenity.
378
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:04,190
I don't know.
379
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,200
You think we should be using
my fame to hoodwink folks?
380
00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:11,579
- You better laugh when you say that.
- No, really, Mal, I mean...
381
00:29:11,829 --> 00:29:16,160
maybe there's something to this.
The mudders...
382
00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:19,589
I think I really made
a difference in their lives.
383
00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:22,710
- Me, Jayne Cobb.
- I know your name, jackass.
384
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,380
- They threw a riot on my account.
- A riot?
385
00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:30,970
- Morning, kids.
- Is that Jayne? Is that really him?
386
00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:36,480
- Wash, pinch me. I must be dreaming.
- Hell, I'll pinch you.
387
00:29:37,059 --> 00:29:40,980
Just get on over to town square, Jayne.
Your fans are waiting.
388
00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:59,630
You think we can get this stuff
cross-town without being noticed?
389
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,420
Gotta find it first.
390
00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:12,720
Here we go.
391
00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:17,730
Let's get it dug up.
392
00:30:21,059 --> 00:30:25,230
- A criminal hearing?
- Yeah, my father's ordered me to attend.
393
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,109
You see, there's this man...
394
00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:30,780
It happened when I was
growing up here.
395
00:30:32,069 --> 00:30:34,950
He stole a ton of money from my dad
and gave it to the poor...
396
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,619
to my father's workers.
397
00:30:37,329 --> 00:30:39,250
He's become kind of a folk hero
in Canton.
398
00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:41,380
Go on.
399
00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:44,089
Well, he's back.
Apparently, he landed here yesterday.
400
00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:46,510
Yesterday?
401
00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:49,630
Oh, no.
402
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,010
I know this man.
403
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:57,640
He just has this idiotic sense
of nobility, you know.
404
00:30:57,849 --> 00:30:59,940
He can never just let things go.
405
00:31:00,190 --> 00:31:05,359
He thinks he's this hard-hearted criminal,
and he can be unrelenting...
406
00:31:05,609 --> 00:31:08,440
but there's a side to him
that's just so...
407
00:31:08,690 --> 00:31:11,950
You mean you actually know Jayne?
408
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:15,619
Jayne? Jayne Cobb?
You're talking about Jayne Cobb?
409
00:31:15,910 --> 00:31:17,660
Yes, Jayne Cobb,
the hero of Canton.
410
00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:20,250
The only person I ever saw
who stood up to my father.
411
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:21,750
I, wha...
412
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,670
My dad had him traced to his ship.
He had port control put a lock on it.
413
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,550
Jayne'll get back
and find out that he's grounded.
414
00:31:28,839 --> 00:31:32,550
I sort of hate the idea
of his getting caught.
415
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,680
Yes, that would be bad.
416
00:31:40,309 --> 00:31:46,150
Could I just get the check, please?
417
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:51,190
Heard tell you run with Jayne Cobb.
418
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,530
Excuse me?
419
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:58,829
You're gonna take me to that dirty,
low-down shingle of a man.
420
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:03,920
Listen, sir, I don't know who...
421
00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:12,670
Sir? Look at me, you panty-waist idiot!
422
00:32:16,349 --> 00:32:21,220
I just spent the last four years steaming
in a hotbox and you're "sir"-ing me?
423
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:28,980
Folks say you're part
of Jayne's team, so...
424
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:38,119
where is that no-good reptile
hiding himself?
425
00:32:38,410 --> 00:32:42,160
Tell me, boy, or I'll cut off
every last bit of them good looks.
426
00:32:42,869 --> 00:32:43,869
Ah!
427
00:32:45,369 --> 00:32:48,500
Oh, not done yet, young'un.
428
00:32:49,630 --> 00:32:51,960
That's gonna cost you an eye.
429
00:32:52,210 --> 00:32:54,010
Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
430
00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,720
Come on. Come on!
431
00:33:06,140 --> 00:33:10,069
They love their boy.
Just drive by nice and slow.
432
00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:19,200
- Come on, sir, let's just get...
- The magistrate says no.
433
00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:23,040
We hold position. Understand me?
434
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:32,000
Zoe, pack down the cargo.
Wash, you heat up Serenity.
435
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:35,550
- We're blowing this mess in half an hour.
- Already there.
436
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,300
Let's go get our wayward babes.
437
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,430
Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
438
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,599
Speech! Speech! Speech!
439
00:33:46,849 --> 00:33:47,809
Um...
440
00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:52,569
I'm no good with words. Don't...
441
00:33:52,819 --> 00:33:54,609
Don't use them much myself.
442
00:33:56,950 --> 00:34:01,410
But I want to thank you all for being
here and thinking so much of me.
443
00:34:05,039 --> 00:34:07,460
Far as I see it...
444
00:34:07,710 --> 00:34:10,329
you people been given
the shortest end of the stick...
445
00:34:10,579 --> 00:34:13,920
ever been offered a human soul
in this crap-heel'verse.
446
00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:18,219
But you took that end...
447
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:20,800
and you...
448
00:34:21,050 --> 00:34:23,099
- Well, you took it.
- Yeah.
449
00:34:23,349 --> 00:34:27,679
- Yeah, we did.
- That's... Well, I guess that's something.
450
00:34:28,270 --> 00:34:31,650
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
451
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:35,900
Wow. That didn't sound half bad.
452
00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:37,780
I'm shocked my own self.
453
00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:51,119
Stitch Hessian.
454
00:34:53,210 --> 00:34:55,840
Well, hey there, Jayne.
455
00:34:56,090 --> 00:35:00,719
Thought I'd make you watch
while I butchered me one of your boys.
456
00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:04,969
He ain't one of mine.
457
00:35:05,219 --> 00:35:07,519
Where you been hiding?
458
00:35:07,809 --> 00:35:10,059
You gone got yourself
looking mighty hideous.
459
00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:14,270
Yeah.
460
00:35:15,190 --> 00:35:18,030
Now Jayne gets his.
461
00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:21,030
Oh, honey.
462
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,699
Kaylee?
463
00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:28,159
So, what's this about a hero of Canton?
Was I hearing that right?
464
00:35:28,409 --> 00:35:31,460
Four years of lockdown
plays tricks on the ear.
465
00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:34,920
I ain't a hero, Stitch.
466
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:38,380
Just a working stiff like you.
467
00:35:41,590 --> 00:35:44,010
Yep, he's right. Jayne is.
468
00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:47,139
Heck, we used to work together,
he and I.
469
00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:54,480
Now why don't you just
let old Stitch speak his peace.
470
00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:58,690
Go on, then.
471
00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:05,869
A whole lot of money in a magistrate's
safe, weren't there, Jayne?
472
00:36:06,739 --> 00:36:11,290
Got away clean too, but then our plane
took a hit, and we're going down.
473
00:36:12,369 --> 00:36:14,920
We dumped the fuel reserve,
dumped the life support.
474
00:36:15,170 --> 00:36:17,790
Hell, we even dumped the seats.
475
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,630
Then there's Jayne, the money and me.
476
00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:25,260
There was no way
he was gonna drop that money.
477
00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:29,849
- He did. He dropped it on the mudders.
- By accident, you inbred dung-head.
478
00:36:30,099 --> 00:36:32,099
- He tossed me out first.
- What?
479
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:36,980
For six months we run together,
he turned me out before I could scream.
480
00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:40,940
- You'd have done the same.
- No. Never.
481
00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:45,570
You protect the man you're with.
You watch his back.
482
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:50,369
Everybody knows that,
hell, except the hero of Canton.
483
00:36:50,659 --> 00:36:54,159
You gonna talk me to death, buddy?
Is that the plan?
484
00:36:54,409 --> 00:36:56,540
This is the plan.
485
00:37:34,290 --> 00:37:36,000
Get up.
486
00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:39,920
Get up, you stupid piece of...
487
00:37:40,210 --> 00:37:44,260
What'd you do that for?
Didn't you hear a word he said?
488
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,469
All of you...
489
00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:56,179
you think that someone's
just gonna drop money on you?
490
00:37:57,139 --> 00:37:59,690
Money they could use?
491
00:38:02,519 --> 00:38:05,150
Well, there ain't people like that.
492
00:38:07,030 --> 00:38:09,570
There's just people like me.
493
00:39:10,929 --> 00:39:14,550
Wash, we're on.
Get us the hell off of the mud ball.
494
00:39:14,809 --> 00:39:17,719
Yeah, I'm working on it.
495
00:39:22,453 --> 00:39:24,520
[Motherless goats of
all motherless goats]!
496
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,780
Hello, Wash. Has there been
a problem with takeoff?
497
00:39:31,030 --> 00:39:35,619
Is there a problem?
Is there a problem?!
498
00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:41,960
No.
499
00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:44,250
We're fine.
500
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,760
You did what?
501
00:39:49,010 --> 00:39:52,510
I sent an override to port control,
lifted the land-lock on Serenity.
502
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:57,349
I ought to wipe that smile off your head.
How dare you defy me, you...
503
00:39:57,599 --> 00:40:03,309
You wanted to make a man
out of me, Dad. I guess it worked.
504
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:35,389
Just keep walking, preacher man.
505
00:40:38,559 --> 00:40:43,770
You gotta be steely. You can't
be letting men stomp on you so much.
506
00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:47,440
It wasn't exactly a plan.
507
00:40:49,230 --> 00:40:50,440
You ain't weak.
508
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,239
You couldn't beat him back?
509
00:40:54,489 --> 00:40:57,780
Or would that not be appropriate?
510
00:40:58,030 --> 00:41:00,239
You're never letting go
of that, are you?
511
00:41:00,539 --> 00:41:03,789
Well, you confound me some, is all.
512
00:41:04,869 --> 00:41:09,289
I mean, you like me well enough,
and we get along.
513
00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:12,130
And then you go all stiff.
514
00:41:12,550 --> 00:41:16,010
I... I'm not... I didn't...
515
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:18,679
See, you're doing it right now.
516
00:41:18,969 --> 00:41:22,599
What's so damn important
about being proper?
517
00:41:23,889 --> 00:41:26,520
It don't mean nothing
out here in the black.
518
00:41:26,730 --> 00:41:29,059
It means more out here.
519
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:32,820
It's all I have.
520
00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:40,079
I mean, my way of being polite,
or however it's...
521
00:41:40,329 --> 00:41:45,329
Well, it's the only way I have
of showing you that I like you.
522
00:41:46,869 --> 00:41:49,500
I'm showing respect.
523
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:54,300
- So when we made love last night...
- When we what?!
524
00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:58,590
You really are such an easy mark.
525
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,230
Don't make no sense.
526
00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:15,780
What...?
527
00:42:16,610 --> 00:42:19,239
Why the hell did that mudder
have to go and do that for?
528
00:42:19,489 --> 00:42:22,280
Jumping in front of that shotgun blast.
529
00:42:25,290 --> 00:42:28,579
Hell, there weren't a one of them
understood what happened out there.
530
00:42:28,829 --> 00:42:31,920
They're probably sticking
that statue right back up.
531
00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:34,250
Most like.
532
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:37,880
I don't know why that eats at me so.
533
00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:40,550
It's my estimation...
534
00:42:41,429 --> 00:42:43,809
that every man ever got
a statue made of him...
535
00:42:44,059 --> 00:42:46,270
was one kind
of son of a bitch or another.
536
00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:51,059
It ain't about you, Jayne.
537
00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:54,730
It's about what they need.
538
00:43:01,659 --> 00:43:04,369
Don't make no sense.
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