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There's our boy.
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Looks like he's ready
to make some TV magic.
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God help us all.
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Whoa, what did you guys do to the RV?
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Oh yeah, it's from our
new marketing budget.
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Our mobile billboard.
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It's chilly.
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Okay, let's do this,
come on, drive ahead.
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Dad!
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Dad, dad!
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Shit, take this.
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Hey.
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Hey, you, get over here,
it's freezing out here.
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What are you doing?
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I made a video for you, so did mom.
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So you're the little monkey...
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...that stole my phone, I've been
looking everywhere for it.
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Yeah, I wanted to make it a surprise.
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Well, it is, sweet face, thank you.
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I love you.
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Okay, get inside, it's freezing.
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Go go go go.
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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You weren't even gonna say goodbye.
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I didn't wanna wake you guys up.
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I just wanted to slip away, I'm sorry.
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Be safe, okay.
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It's gotta be hard
leaving sometimes, huh?
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Yeah, sometimes.
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Bill, how long we got?
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Uh, about a seven hour drive.
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Then we take a boat to
the middle of nowhere...
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...where we leave you for dead.
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This gives me plenty of time
to further establish...
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...my dominance over my
poor younger brother here.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, I've been practicing online
so you better watch out.
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Game on.
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Whoa, that one?
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Is that really, that's the one
that you wanna move?
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I'm just saying, that's
the way you wanna start it?
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Are we gonna trash talk
each other in this game?
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It's already over.
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Smartass.
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You can't survive
on just crab apples d
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Tastes just fine to me d
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You got to know where you're headin' d
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We never know where we're headin' d
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Oh oh no, we just ride and see d
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And do you live the good life d
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Oh Hell No d
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We got kids and a wife d
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Oh hell no d
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We live our life for the ride d
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Ooh ooh d
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Ooh ooh d
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All right, so, final recount.
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All right, you got four GoPros,...
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...one Blackmagic, one HTV
with night vision.
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Oh, and here, lens wipes, use 'em.
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I'm tired of lack of footage
'cause the lens is dirty.
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Take it, take it.
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Yes ma'am, Jesus.
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Okay, so, final location recap.
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We're gonna circle up with our guide...
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...about 70 kilometers west of Temagami.
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It's very very remote,
nothing for miles.
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There's a little hunting camp
called Bearskin Lake...
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...is the closest thing.
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Used to be a logging mill.
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Oh, apparently our guide lives there.
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Great.
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Topography?
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Plenty of lakes of rivers,
some edible plants,...
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...mushrooms, be careful.
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You eat one lousy mushroom.
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Memories of season one.
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Well, let's not have a replay of that.
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Yeah, but don't forget
to eat something gross.
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The viewers love that.
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I think you love that.
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Yeah, I do, I really do.
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But the viewers do too,...
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...and this is a new
audience for us, so.
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I think she's right.
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She's right, this is our chance...
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...to take this show really big.
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Don't you worry, buddy,
Dougie's got it under control.
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Well, I certainly hope so.
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There's a lot riding on this.
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Yeah, and I'm not ready for a real job.
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Thanks for the overwhelming
confidence, guys.
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You got this, I know, I know.
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I'm feeling so, I'm feeling
the love, I'm feeling it.
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Mind the door, buddy.
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Last one in buys.
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Not too long, guys,
days are shorter and shorter.
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We gotta get out there.
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Guys, I'm gonna hit the head.
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Gonna give birth to
a calf out of my ass.
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What the, Ange?
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What is up?
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I'm just gonna talk to somebody
about where our guide is.
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All right, Bill, you do that.
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It's a nice town.
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You didn't happen
to notice a hospital...
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...on the drive in, did you?
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No, you'd be lucky to find
a bottle of aspirin here.
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That's what I figured.
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Great.
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Hey, look, man, for the record--
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I know that you're gonna go out there...
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...and you are gonna do a great job.
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We all do.
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Well, all right, thanks, Slim.
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What, you getting
all sentimental on me now?
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No, I'm not, I'm just trying
to find a nice way to say it.
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Terry, spit it out.
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Just don't fuck this up.
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Get us a real show--
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You know, no more fart jokes,...
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...no more goofball stuff
for me to cut around.
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This network show deal
might be our chance...
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...to make some real money.
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And I don't want your ego
to get in the way of the team.
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Hah.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I'm gonna go check on the gear.
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Good, good chat.
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Fuck me.
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Okay so, I found our guy.
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He just got his breakfast,
just says he needs a little time.
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Seriously?
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I don't think that guy's
playing with a full six pack.
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Bill, you realize,
I've gotta build a fire...
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...and a shelter before
the sun goes down.
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Yeah yeah yeah,
you wanna go talk to him?
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Ah, Jesus.
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Come on, do it, go, use
your star-studded charm.
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Get him off his ass, come on.
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You're an idiot.
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Go.
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His name is Duncan.
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Duncan?
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Yeah, that dude on the end.
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Oh boy.
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I'm Doug, Doug Woods.
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Real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Woods.
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Are you a fan of the show?
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Would be if I had the cable.
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Yeah, there's that.
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So, you're pretty familiar
with these parts, huh?
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This your hood?
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Wouldn't be much of a guide if I wasn't.
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So any expert advice?
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What?
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For a hotshot outdoorsman like yourself?
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Heck, nothing I wouldn't tell myself...
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...every time I go out in the bush.
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Oh yeah, what's that?
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That if I die, a bear will
probably find my body...
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...way before any search party does.
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I'll see ya on the boat, Mr. Woods.
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Uplifting.
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Good.
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Yeah.
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Angie, Terry, this is Duncan.
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Duncan, Angie, Terry.
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Hey, how's you doing?
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Thank you.
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This is some engine you got here, huh?
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Oh.
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Need a shallow draw to
navigate these waterways.
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Comes in real handy in the back lakes...
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...during the moose season, eh?
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That's impressive.
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I know.
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Only the best.
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Same as always, five days
alone making TV magic,...
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...then we pick you up.
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Anything goes wrong, we
track you on the sat phone,...
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...we haul your ass out of there.
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All right?
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Okay.
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Ooh, must be nice to have a lifeline.
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Hey hey hey, this is
what you do, all right?
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Hold that?
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Hold that.
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All right, bring it in.
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Bring it in.
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Ow!
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Bony knuckles.
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Season three!
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Oh!
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Son of a bitch.
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A soaker five seconds in.
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Is that a new record.
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Funny.
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Please, don't start the new season...
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...complaining about a soaker.
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Well, I tell you what,...
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...any time you wanna be
the guy out here on his own,...
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...you let me know, 'cause that'd
make a great comedy show.
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Ass.
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Hey, don't forget, eat something gross.
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Hi, everyone.
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Well, here I am, in the wilderness...
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...of the Great Canadian north.
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My team just dropped me off,
and I'm completely on my own.
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I won't be seeing anyone
for another five days...
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...until they come pick me up.
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The scenario I'll be playing out...
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...is that of an amateur
nature photographer...
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...who got lost in the woods
and totally turned around.
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And as always, my producers
have packed my backpack.
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I don't know what I'm gonna get.
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So, let's see what we got in here.
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We got a hat,...
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a camera,...
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...a flash, oh, that's bright.
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I said, amateur photographer.
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Can of Amp energy drink,...
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...apple,...
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...Swiss army knife,
and a stick of gum.
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The first thing I'm gonna wanna do...
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...is hike into that treeline.
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Once there, I can figure out
exactly how I'm gonna survive...
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...these next five days.
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As you can see, I started
building my shelter.
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Now I'm using this large,
fallen branch,...
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...and I'm laying in these
cedar branches at an angle.
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It should keep me nice and toasty.
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And the idea here is to
make sure that we, ow, oh!
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Oh, fuck, motherfucker!
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Oh.
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Okay, let's document that.
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You see that?
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That's right under the nail.
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Oh, day one and I'm already bleeding.
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Oh, that hurts.
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One, two, three, oh!
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Oh, that feels better.
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And I'll clean myself up,
and get back to my shelter.
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Hello there.
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Yep, I just finished this tasty soda.
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I'm gonna show you how to
start a fire using a soda can.
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What you're gonna wanna do,...
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...grab some earth, moist dirt,...
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...and polish the bottom of the can.
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I've been doing this one
for about a half hour.
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That's right, a half hour
of constant polishing.
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I'm very good at it.
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No more fuck ups.
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What we do is we place
the can in the position...
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...so that the sun
can bounce right off it,...
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...find a sweet spot, and
let the sun do its work.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Yeah!
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I have made fire!
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Nobody cares.
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I care.
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Aw, come on, that's cool
no matter how you cut it.
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Ooh, don't wanna burn the camera.
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All right, more wood, more wood.
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Hello, fearless leader, still alive?
267
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,100
Well, now that I hear
your sexy voice,...
268
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,900
...I have something to live for.
269
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,000
Hold up, Bill wants to talk to you.
270
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,500
Hey, pal, all good?
271
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:33,900
Yep, all settled in, just
checking in on you guys.
272
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,500
Is that music?
273
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,100
Oh, yeah, that's off Terry's laptop.
274
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,400
Hey, I gotta tell you, buddy.
275
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,100
Duncan set us up in a primo spot.
276
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,700
Angie was off getting beer all today,...
277
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,100
..I caught two good sized
trout, reeled 'em off,...
278
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:50,400
...now into Angie's scotch,
we're all a little drunk.
279
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,200
You know I'm sleeping
under a tree, right?
280
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,800
Nice, buddy.
281
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,600
That's why you're gonna be
famous in 11 different countries.
282
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,500
From your lips.
283
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,400
Hey, put Terry on.
284
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,500
Slim!
285
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,800
Hey, how's today's footage looking?
286
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,100
Pretty good.
287
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,800
Some minor fuck ups to cut around.
288
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,800
Oh, yeah, that's to be expected.
289
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,200
Smartass.
290
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,200
Hey, listen,
I've hiked into Gull Lake,...
291
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,500
...I've set up a shelter,
I'm gonna stay here.
292
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,000
So pick up will be the same
as drop off, got it?
293
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,200
Yeah.
294
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,100
All right, go back to
your little fancy party.
295
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:34,400
I'll talk to you guys in the morning.
296
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,800
And they're worried about me.
297
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,600
Something, uh--
298
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,500
Some sort of--
299
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:36,700
I guess it was a noise, woke me up.
300
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:43,000
I literally felt the Earth
shake beneath me.
301
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,900
Phew.
302
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,600
There's no storm.
303
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,700
Guess it was an earthquake.
304
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:01,000
They're rare, but they do happen.
305
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:08,700
I guess there are no aftershocks,
so, back in the sack.
306
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,400
Well, it's day two on
the Canadian Shield.
307
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,600
And even with a shelter and a fire,...
308
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,300
...it sure is nice
when the sun comes up.
309
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,200
Now the sun will be up--
310
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,400
Holy shit.
311
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:30,500
Look at that, look at that,
look, up, look.
312
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:35,600
It's like a perfect line
right down the lake.
313
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,600
Jesus, maybe it had something
to do with the sound...
314
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,800
...I heard last night.
315
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,700
That's no lightning.
316
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,700
Well, we gotta investigate this.
317
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,700
From wilderness show to detective show.
318
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:48,900
Follow me.
319
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,800
What the fuck?
320
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,800
Look at that.
321
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:28,000
There's something in that water.
322
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,700
Shit.
323
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:36,300
Looks like we've got a visitor.
324
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:44,500
The important thing is to stay calm.
325
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,200
Just back away, get out
of Mr. Wolf's path.
326
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:05,300
Wow.
327
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,800
That's a large male.
328
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,900
He's getting ready to settle
in for a long, harsh winter,...
329
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:14,400
...so, he's ready
to pack all the pounds.
330
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:20,200
These fish here are going
to be a huge feast for him.
331
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,300
That's odd.
332
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:31,000
He just walked right by 'em.
333
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,200
I'd love fish tonight.
334
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:44,600
Still, maybe that wolf
knows something I don't.
335
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:52,000
Better safe than sorry.
336
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,900
Useless piece of shit.
337
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,900
Maybe it was a meteor.
338
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:29,600
That could knock out the
satellite reception with Terry.
339
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:34,600
I knew your geek facts
would come in handy.
340
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,200
A meteor.
341
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:52,100
I'm not gonna take
a chance on those fish.
342
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:56,900
Let's see if we can
trap some small game.
343
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Okay, here we go.
344
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,300
See that?
345
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,600
That right there?
346
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,400
Those droppings, most likely rabbit.
347
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,500
I hate to kill any animal,
but in survival conditions,...
348
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,900
...everything's fair game.
349
00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:18,200
That big fat rabbit sure would
be tasty right about now.
350
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,000
Let's see what we can do.
351
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,800
Now, one of the simplest,
most effective traps...
352
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,900
...is called the figure four deadfall.
353
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:29,300
And what you need for this
is three sticks and a big rock.
354
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,700
And it's very very simple.
355
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:37,600
Put a piece of bait just on
the tip of stick C over here,...
356
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,800
...our furry little friend
will crawl in...
357
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,900
...all curious and hungry,
and with any luck,...
358
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:45,600
...he'll trigger the trap.
359
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,800
And that will kill any small animal.
360
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,500
All right.
361
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,500
Now, let's set this up again
so you guys can see...
362
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,300
...how I did it.
363
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,000
You take a big rock, it's
heavier than it looks,...
364
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000
...stick A, stick B, stick C.
365
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:04,000
You wanna make sure the
grooves and the notches...
366
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,500
...all line up.
367
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,300
You want a big rock.
368
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,800
Ah, okay.
369
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,400
Now for bait.
370
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,900
Rabbits love apples.
371
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,000
All right.
372
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,800
Now we wait.
373
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,200
All right.
374
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:15,100
There, don't say I never
did anything for you, Angie.
375
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:41,200
Okay, so, this morning
I set three traps.
376
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,600
Let's see if we got any food.
377
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,600
Oh, look at this.
378
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,300
Wait for it.
379
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,500
It looks like we got some food.
380
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:54,400
I'll tell ya, it'll be nice
to get some warm meat...
381
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,800
...in my belly.
382
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,800
Ah, can it be?
383
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,600
Two out of three, let's eat!
384
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,800
So, as you can see,
I've moved away from camp.
385
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,500
You don't want any dead
animals, blood or guts,...
386
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,000
...anywhere near where you're sleeping.
387
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:58,700
You'd invite unwelcome guests
like coyotes, wolves, a bear.
388
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,700
What you wanna do is take Bugs here,...
389
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,300
...lay him on his back like this.
390
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:07,800
Take your knife, you wanna
make a nice, long cut...
391
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,600
...from the breast all
the way down to the belly.
392
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,700
Once you've made the first cut,...
393
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:16,500
...you wanna work your
thumbs in and under the fur...
394
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,400
...all the way around.
395
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,700
Kind of like a giant tangerine.
396
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:23,000
Pull it apart, and when
you get down to the leg,...
397
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,300
...you need to snap it,
and make a shallow cut...
398
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:27,700
...all the way around the paw.
399
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:30,500
It should all slide off.
400
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Next, a nice slice right
from the breastbone...
401
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,600
...down to the belly, this time
you wanna get deep.
402
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,500
And that reveals rabbit innards.
403
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,900
Mmm.
404
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:46,300
Okay, last but not least,
sorry, pal, cut off the head.
405
00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:52,800
And there you have it, sumptuous
wild rabbit ready to cook.
406
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,500
Come on!
407
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,100
Useless piece of shit.
408
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,800
Can you hear me now?
409
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,600
Hey, babe.
410
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:29,900
I know things have been
really stressful lately.
411
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:32,900
I wanted to give you something
to keep you warm...
412
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:38,700
...and cozy in those freezing
cold nights out in the woods.
413
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:43,000
I know that you love it
out there but, just,...
414
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
...be careful, okay?
415
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,100
And we will be here when you get back.
416
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:51,200
And so will these.
417
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,300
I love you.
418
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,000
Yeah, I'm an ass.
419
00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:25,800
So, whatever it is, it's back.
420
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,800
That's probably that wolf.
421
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,900
Wolves travel in packs,
so I'd be lying...
422
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:36,100
...if I said I wasn't a little nervous.
423
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:45,000
Between a wolf pack and a bear,
I'd take a bear any day.
424
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,700
Let's have some more food.
425
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:12,700
So, just finished my first rabbit.
426
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,100
Delicious.
427
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,700
While I could easily eat the second,...
428
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,800
...it's probably a wise idea
to save it for tomorrow.
429
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,300
After all, my traps may yield nothing...
430
00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:23,100
...and I don't wanna be hungry tomorrow.
431
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:24,500
But I don't wanna keep
the rabbit with me here...
432
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,900
...at my shelter, I don't wanna
attract any animals...
433
00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:29,600
...like our friend, Mr. Wolf out there.
434
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,800
So what I'm gonna do is
hang it from a high branch...
435
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,500
...out of reach of any large animals.
436
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,900
I didn't have any rope with me.
437
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:37,800
That's where a camera strap
comes in handy.
438
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,900
It's made of a tightly woven nylon,...
439
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:45,300
...and cut into thin strips, it
makes a terrific rabbit rope.
440
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,000
All right, so I've got
my homemade rope...
441
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,300
...with a stick tied on the end,...
442
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,200
...and I'll try and
get it over that branch...
443
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,900
...and hoist up Mr. Bunny.
444
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,900
Oh, almost.
445
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,500
One more time, hang on.
446
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,600
Yeah, oh, come on.
447
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,100
Oh, one more time, hang on.
448
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,400
Hang on, we almost got it.
449
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,600
Piece of shit!
450
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,800
And a three.
451
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,400
Ah ha.
452
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,600
First try.
453
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,900
Okay.
454
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,100
All right.
455
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,000
Piece of cake.
456
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,700
Now, an important and
often overlooked aspect...
457
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:52,900
...of survival is keeping
your mind active.
458
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:56,300
The isolation and loneliness
can drive many to lose hope.
459
00:33:56,300 --> 00:34:02,000
As you know, I like to
play chess against myself.
460
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:45,300
Okay, where were we.
461
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,400
No idea what time it is.
462
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,500
I'm guessing it's
the middle of the night.
463
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:45,100
The sky just opened up.
464
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,800
But I am staying relatively dry.
465
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,300
So is some extra bit of
firewood that I've got.
466
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:52,600
I throw a little bit
on every so often...
467
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,500
...just to make sure that
the fire doesn't die.
468
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,500
I'm actually really happy
with this shelter.
469
00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:00,000
And the fallen tree, and
the pine and spruce branches...
470
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,700
...as a roof, I'm gonna stay
relatively dry all night.
471
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:09,700
I'll check in with you guys
in the morning.
472
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,100
Oh!
473
00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:24,100
Relatively dry my wet, cold ass.
474
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:28,400
Oh, I hate you guys so much right now...
475
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,700
...and your scientifically
designed waterproof tents.
476
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,100
What the fuck was that?
477
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,500
A little night vision here, Terry.
478
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:42,900
Hey, hey!
479
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,800
That sucked.
480
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,600
Yeah, between the rain and...
481
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,200
...the wolves?
482
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,500
Whatever the fuck that was.
483
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:11,100
I didn't sleep at all.
484
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,300
My back is killing me.
485
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,900
I'm wet, wet ass.
486
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,400
Shut up, geese!
487
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:33,300
Why the fuck did I sign up for this.
488
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,300
I hate this, I hate this
so much right now,...
489
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:39,800
...I don't have the words for it.
490
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,400
Get it together, get it together,
come on.
491
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,300
Got a show to do.
492
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,400
All right.
493
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,500
Fuck.
494
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,400
It's day three in the great
Canadian Shield.
495
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,300
My shelter served my great last night.
496
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:09,300
It shielded me from the rain
and the heavy winds.
497
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:11,800
On the breakfast menu
this morning, wild--
498
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:42,600
God dammit.
499
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,500
Come on, come on, come on.
500
00:40:58,300 --> 00:40:59,400
Come on!
501
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:05,400
Fucking lousy piece of shit!
502
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,700
Okay okay okay okay okay.
503
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:19,500
Okay, it couldn't have been the wolf.
504
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:24,400
That'd have to be one
crafty fucking wolf.
505
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,800
So yesterday I got lucky,
nabbed me two delicious rabbits.
506
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,500
Let's see if I get as lucky today.
507
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:37,700
Well, it looks like I'm not
the only hunter in these woods.
508
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,700
Yeah, most likely a bear.
509
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:44,000
Or that wolf, came across
my track, slipped over the rock,...
510
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,800
...and just ate whatever I caught.
511
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:52,300
Let's see if we're any luckier
with the other traps.
512
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:55,900
This wolf's probably thinking,
it's my lucky day.
513
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:58,200
There's food under every rock.
514
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,300
Oh, wait a minute.
515
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,200
Wait a minute.
516
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,300
Maybe he felt sorry
for me and left me one...
517
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:08,000
...seeing as I did all the work.
518
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,300
What the hell?
519
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:25,500
You ever seen anything like that before.
520
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,500
Yeah, me neither.
521
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,100
Where's the phone?
522
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,300
What the fuck?
523
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,600
Doug, you put the phone here.
524
00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,800
God dammit.
525
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,300
I put it here.
526
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,400
Okay.
527
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,100
Okay, the phone's gone.
528
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,400
I'm losing my fucking mind.
529
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,600
I put the fucking phone on the bag.
530
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,300
I put it on the bag.
531
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,700
That's not how I left it.
532
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,000
Oh god, I must be losing my mind.
533
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:57,200
So, someone's clearly messing with me.
534
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:03,900
Rabbit, and then that scream at night.
535
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:07,700
And the traps.
536
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:16,400
Now the sat phone is gone and
the chess pieces have moved.
537
00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:22,700
You know any wolves who can play chess?
538
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:28,200
There's someone clearly out here.
539
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,200
I got two more days.
540
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,500
That's it, I'm gonna make
my way around the lake...
541
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:38,700
...and then I'm gonna
come up the pickup point.
542
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,100
I swear to God, Terry.
543
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,100
I swear to God if this is you
and Bill and Angie,...
544
00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:00,600
...if this is your way of
teaching me a lesson,...
545
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,200
...of fucking with me, oh my God.
546
00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:11,000
I will be really really really...
547
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,600
...fucking pissed off at you guys.
548
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:50,500
Son of a bitch, it's actually
a really good move.
549
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,500
Fuck it can't be Terry.
550
00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:03,900
Yeah, this guy's a good chess player,
I'll give him that.
551
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:14,500
Try and get out of that, son of a bitch.
552
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,500
So, you'll have to
cut around this, Terry.
553
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,100
My spidey senses are screaming at me...
554
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:38,600
...to get the hell out of here.
555
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,000
I mean, crocodiles, snakes,
bears, bring 'em on.
556
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,800
But psycho mountain men?
557
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,500
I have no interest in tangling with.
558
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,800
I'm gonna ditch my fancy digs here,...
559
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,000
...I'm gonna move out onto the cliff,...
560
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,900
...I'll try and get some
footage for the show,...
561
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:58,400
...but, this is starting
to feel really messed up.
562
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,400
So, let's assume you've been
lost in the woods...
563
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,400
...for several days now,...
564
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,100
...and you're confident
that a rescue party...
565
00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:10,000
...is out looking for you.
566
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,400
In that scenario,
you wouldn't wanna be...
567
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,600
...in the dense forest,
but out in the wide open...
568
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:22,200
...where you'd have a greater
chance of being seen.
569
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000
This will serve as an ideal
spot for my next camp.
570
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,700
Just on top of the ridge
there is an open area...
571
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:58,000
...that's clearly visible
from the sky...
572
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
...as well as the surrounding lakes.
573
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,500
And this rock face will serve
as a good shelter...
574
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,800
...to shield me from
the wind and the rain.
575
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,000
Now we just have to
make it a little cozier.
576
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,900
Let's get to it.
577
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,300
Home sweet home.
578
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:22,000
Welcome to my new camp.
579
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,300
Let's go scrounge up some food...
580
00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:30,200
...now that we've got our fire going.
581
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,600
See any fish down there?
582
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,600
Okay.
583
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,000
So here I am at the creek,...
584
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,600
...which is not only
my new water source,...
585
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:09,000
...this is also a great spot
for finding local food.
586
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,700
Small fish, crayfish, frogs,
anything buggy.
587
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,700
Recognize this?
588
00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:46,600
So I'm not alone out here
I guess, I got a fan.
589
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,900
Oh, this is a great spot
for you guys to drop me.
590
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:54,500
And the mystery of the
missing cell phone is solved.
591
00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:57,500
And buddy decided to take it apart.
592
00:49:57,500 --> 00:50:00,700
Well, at least I know
I'm not going crazy.
593
00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:03,800
This is starting to feel--
594
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,400
Jesus.
595
00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:49,000
Are you seeing this?
596
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:26,300
What the fuck?
597
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,200
I didn't set that up.
598
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:38,000
I didn't set that up.
599
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,600
Check.
600
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:52,600
Hey, asshole!
601
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,000
I know you're out there!
602
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:07,700
Well, I like your fucking chess moves!
603
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,700
Fucker.
604
00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:14,900
So I set a three camera
security perimeter.
605
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,200
Asshole sets one foot
in this camp, smile,...
606
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,100
...you're on fucking camera.
607
00:53:58,300 --> 00:53:59,600
Oh fuck me.
608
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:03,200
Oh fuck.
609
00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:11,100
Who's idea was northern Ontario?
610
00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:12,400
Huh, Terry?
611
00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:19,500
Why couldn't it have been
Bahamas or Santa Barbara?
612
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:25,700
Surviving Santa Barbara,
I'd watch that show.
613
00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:37,200
I'm famished.
614
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,200
I haven't eaten anything today.
615
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,400
I'm gonna turn in early...
616
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:45,800
...and wake up and try
and find some food.
617
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:54,700
I'll try and make it
something gross for you, Bill.
618
00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:13,600
Good night.
619
00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:37,100
Someone was in my camp last night.
620
00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:42,200
They tilted the fucking cameras down.
621
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:52,900
Ah no no.
622
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:56,500
That's it, that's it, I'm done.
623
00:56:57,100 --> 00:57:01,000
I'm done, I'm fucking done, Terry.
624
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,600
This is bullshit.
625
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:09,000
Yeah, I can deal with the outdoors,
and the fucking animals,...
626
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,300
...and the weather, but
I can't deal with a fucking...
627
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:16,100
...psycho, chess playing
lumberjack, Terry.
628
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,600
I'm done, it's over.
629
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,200
You're gonna have
to cut this together...
630
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,000
...and make it look like
five days in post.
631
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,500
I'm gathering my fucking equipment...
632
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:28,200
...and I'm fucking getting
the fuck out of here, all right?
633
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,500
This is ridiculous.
634
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,900
Fuck you!
635
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,600
Fucking asshole.
636
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,200
All right, guys, that's it.
637
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:07,500
As soon as I'm done here
I'll pack up all my gear.
638
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:10,500
Come to scoop me up, okay?
639
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:13,800
It's the best I can do.
640
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,200
This one's for you, little bro.
641
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:30,200
Well, I've survived five days here...
642
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,200
...in the forests of northern Canada.
643
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,900
While the wilderness can be
hash and unforgiving,...
644
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:36,200
...it can also provide you with...
645
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,800
...all the necessary elements
for survival.
646
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,800
I've moved myself to an elevated spot...
647
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,700
...with an open area above me,...
648
00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:44,900
...and I've thrown some fresh
pine and spruce needles...
649
00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:46,400
...on my fire.
650
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,800
That'll create a smoke signal
that's visible for miles.
651
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:53,400
And then, the help will arrive.
652
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,000
You hear that, help will arrive,...
653
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,600
...so hurry up, guys, get off your
lazy asses and come get me.
654
00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,800
All right, enough is enough.
655
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,400
Enough is enough.
656
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,100
God dammit!
657
00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:12,400
Duncan, is that you?
658
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,500
I know you're out here, come on!
659
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,900
What the, what the fuck?
660
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,200
Okay, get dry, get dry.
661
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,200
Okay, okay, okay.
662
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:32,100
Okay, okay, okay,
calm down, calm down.
663
01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:34,300
Okay.
664
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:40,700
Gotta get to base camp,
take things from there.
665
01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:42,300
You can do it.
666
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,500
Okay, okay, okay.
667
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,500
Two, three, come on.
668
01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:58,500
Base camp.
669
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,700
Ah, fuck, fuck.
670
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:16,700
Terry?
671
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,200
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
672
01:05:01,900 --> 01:05:03,100
Guys?
673
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,500
Bill? Angie?
674
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:10,400
Terry!
675
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,700
Terry?
676
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:31,500
Guys?
677
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,100
Terry!
678
01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:14,400
Terry? Terry?
679
01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:16,100
It's me, buddy.
680
01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:19,800
It's me, it's me, bro, I'm here.
681
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,300
I'm gonna go to the tent,
I'm gonna get the med kit,...
682
01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:23,600
...I'll be right back, okay?
683
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,800
Hang in there, you hold on.
684
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:28,100
Run.
685
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:38,200
Mayday, mayday,
this is an emergency, over.
686
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:46,300
Mayday, we need, mayday, we need help.
687
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:49,400
Can anyone read me, over.
688
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,200
We're 20 kilometers from Bearskin Lake.
689
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:56,200
We need an emergency medical evac.
690
01:06:58,300 --> 01:07:00,800
Please read me, over.
691
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,000
Do you read me!
692
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,900
There are people dying, over!
693
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:44,600
Fuck.
694
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:06,000
I don't know who I'm filming
this for any more.
695
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:11,500
I figure maybe someone should know.
696
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,700
Bill, Angie, and Terry are dead.
697
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:34,100
I'm pretty sure I killed
the thing that did it,...
698
01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:37,100
I don't know what it was.
699
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:46,200
I'm hundreds of miles from anywhere.
700
01:11:50,300 --> 01:11:53,100
In case I don't make it,...
701
01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:05,500
...Jo, I knew the first
I saw you, I was a goner.
702
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,700
I could survive the North Pole,...
703
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:19,500
...but I was no match for that smile.
704
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,400
Holly, my baby.
705
01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:40,400
My baby girl, I love you,
I love you so much...
706
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,900
...it hurts my heart.
707
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,600
Video message to daddy, take one.
708
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,000
Hi, daddy, I just wanted
to say I love you...
709
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,500
...and I'll miss you.
710
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:19,200
Don't be afraid, because
I know you're the bravest...
711
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:25,100
...and the strongest, and that
you're coming home soon.
712
01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:45,800
Okay, Doug...
713
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,100
How do we get home?
714
01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:26,300
Bearskin Lake.
715
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:29,000
That's where Duncan is.
716
01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:31,100
That's 20 clicks.
717
01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:33,400
Six hours.
718
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,200
Fuck.
719
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:17,800
Go with your gut.
720
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:57,600
Duncan.
721
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,600
Duncan!
722
01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:06,500
Duncan, thank god.
723
01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:11,500
Duncan?
724
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:15,300
Holy shit!
725
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,200
Oh shit.
726
01:16:31,900 --> 01:16:33,200
Fuck, fuck.
727
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,500
At this point we can't
say with any accuracy...
728
01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:01,100
...what the scope of the attack is.
729
01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:03,700
The initial global air attack...
730
01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:07,000
...targeted the world's largest
and most densely populated...
731
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,100
...cities and military installations.
732
01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:13,800
New York, Los Angeles,
London, Mumbai, Beijing.
733
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,000
Get down!
734
01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:18,300
Now, the initial global attack
only lasted...
735
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:21,900
...97 minutes, but it managed
to cripple most of the world,...
736
01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:25,100
...communication, infrastructure.
737
01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:30,700
All we know is that the attack
is of unknown origin.
738
01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:32,800
Not of this world.
739
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:34,700
Now, the last reports we had...
740
01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:38,100
...were that several alien
aircraft were shot down...
741
01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:40,600
...by northern military defense forces.
742
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:43,700
Authorities have been
pleading with people...
743
01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:47,000
...to get as far away from the densely
populated urban centers,...
744
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,700
...to get as far away
from them as possible.
745
01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:55,400
And if you managed to escape,
and if you can hear me,...
746
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:59,900
...if you're out there,
if you're out there, good luck.
747
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:10,700
Major cities.
748
01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:12,500
Jo.
749
01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:16,400
At this point we can't say
with any accuracy...
750
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:20,100
...what the scope of the attack is.
751
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,700
The initial global
air attack targeted...
752
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:25,500
...the largest and
most densely populated--
753
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,900
You gotta be alive.
754
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,400
These will me to the channels.
755
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:37,900
I'll have to figure it out from there.
756
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:39,300
Hey!
757
01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:40,400
Duncan?
758
01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:45,000
What they hell are you doing in my boat?
759
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,400
It's me, Doug Woods.
760
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:50,000
Where's the rest of your crew?
761
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,800
They're all dead.
762
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:53,200
Dead?
763
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,000
What the hell's going on?
764
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,800
I don't have time to explain,
just get on the boat...
765
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,600
...and we'll talk while we're moving.
766
01:18:58,600 --> 01:18:59,900
Mr. Woods.
767
01:18:59,900 --> 01:19:02,000
I really need you to get out of my boat.
768
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,100
Duncan, I'm not arguing with you,...
769
01:19:03,100 --> 01:19:05,100
...just get on the fucking boat.
770
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:05,900
You can just--
771
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:10,400
Fuck.
772
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:02,700
Checkmate.
773
01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:44,500
There's a place just off the coast d
774
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,300
In the middle of nowhere d
775
01:21:47,300 --> 01:21:52,000
Deep inside the hills d
776
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:58,200
Sitting silently lives the lonely,
the lonely gunman d
777
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:03,200
Counting up his kills d
778
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:06,300
Oh yeah d
779
01:22:15,900 --> 01:22:19,200
When he was young
he dreamed of a life d
780
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,200
Of growing old and happy d
781
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:26,600
But he was so naive d
782
01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:30,900
'Cause you can never shoot a gun d
783
01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:33,900
Pull the trigger d
784
01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:38,200
With your heart on your sleeve d
785
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:41,000
Oh no d
786
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:50,900
He's come to terms
with a life spent alone d
787
01:22:50,900 --> 01:22:56,500
No room for love in
a heart made of stone d
788
01:22:56,500 --> 01:23:01,100
He made the choice oh so long ago d
789
01:23:01,100 --> 01:23:06,900
Between a woman and a smoking gun d
790
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:35,800
There was a time he fell in love d
791
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,400
And he was happy d
792
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:43,700
With a woman soft and kind d
793
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:47,000
But every time he closed his eyes d
794
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,800
And pulled the trigger d
795
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:53,800
He left a bit of himself behind d
796
01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:56,900
Oh yeah d
797
01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:10,400
Now he's haunted by the eyes d
798
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:13,400
Of the lives he's taken d
799
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:18,800
As they were making
their last stands d
800
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,900
There is no amount of time d
801
01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:24,800
That can wash away d
802
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:29,400
The blood from his hands d
803
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:32,400
Oh no d
804
01:24:33,300 --> 01:24:39,900
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