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DAVE (over P.A.):
This is your captain.

As we make our final descent
into Los Angeles,

we here at Jackpot would like
to thank you for being a...

Son of a bitch!

You bunch of useless bastards!

How do you miss that shot?

(sports commentator speaking
over phone)

Should you be doing that
right now?

I got a lot of money
riding on this game.

More than your car is worth.

You bet $80,000 on a game?

What? No, what the hell
kind of car do you...

(groans)
Somebody grab a rebound!

You know, if you want to focus
on that, I can land the...

Stop talking. Every time you
talk, the other team scores.

Damn it.
Now that you're not talking,

the other team is scoring more.

-Talk again.
-Um, well, wh-when I was young,

I-I saw my best friend get
kidnapped from a movie theater.

I didn't say anything.

Come on, come on, shoot.

-Shoot! Shoot!
-(buzzer sounds)

Oh, God.

Did you win?

PILOT (over P.A.):
Jackpot Airlines.

Northeast-bound to Las Vegas.

*

(slot machine chiming)

(electronic chime)

Remember that announcement
I made a few minutes ago?

About everyone closing
their laptops before landing?

You're right.
I didn't mean you.

You're different.
You're special.

You're not
understanding sarcasm.

I'm sorry, Bernard,

but my professor evaluations
just came through.

And I only got one apple
out of five.

I once got a staph infection
at an Airbnb.

I still gave it two stars.

Well, you could think of it
as a challenge.

And you have no idea
how boring it gets

-getting only good reviews
all the time. -(sighs)

-Mm. -Especially
when those good reviews

are covered by nothing
but a thin layer of sweatpant.

I remember the good old days
when people

would dress up to be perverts.

I once saw Gregory Peck
walk into a strip club

in top hat and tails.

You know the worst part? None of
the students even left comments.

How am I supposed to know what
I'm doing wrong?

Hey. I say it's better
without comments.

Hearing the truth never helps.

I'll give you example.

Hey, you have weird neck,

and you gave it to baby.

You see?

(flapping lips)

-COLIN: That doesn't
make it better. -(chuckles)

Thank you for flying Jackpot.

Thanks. Oh. Wait, no, no, no,
no, no. That's not garbage.

(sighs)
My life is in here.

I got evicted from my apartment

and only had ten minutes
to pack.

This is everything I own
worth keeping.

Oh, Ronnie. You continue to
teach me that "sad"

is a diamond
with infinite facets.

-How did you get yourself
evicted? -Well...

Instead of focusing
on the negative,

they could've just been happy
I'm trying to quit smoking.

I wish it was 2005,
so I could call you a hot mess.

I mean, I can tell
how many glasses of wine

you had last night
just by looking at you.

-Three.
-(gasps)

Oh, girl, and it was boxed.

Actually, it was canned.

Bernard, that's brilliant.

That's the kind of insight
I need.

Could you come to my class
and tell me

what's wrong with my teaching?

I need your brutal
but cheeky honesty.

No, don't help him. Help me.

Okay, you have the posture
of a Disney witch.

No, not more insults.

I need somewhere to stay
until I find a new apartment.

Okay, fine. You can stay
with me. Briefly.

And you, King's Speech.

I'll come to your class
and rip you apart.

But I need to know:
do you have a family history

of insecurity and depression?

Well, I'm British.
So, yes. Yeah.

Hey, Captain Dave.

Captain Dave!

Run to my voice.

Captain Dave.
(chuckles)

Oh, hey, Artem.

I didn't see you there.

Oh, that was a tough loss.

You know, I wish
everyone could be winners,

but then there would be no one

that owed me money.

By the way, you owe me money.

You know what? I don't
have it on me or near me.

I will get it the day
after today.

-Tomorrow?
-Deal.

Just tell me where you live.

I'll come, get money.

I'm actually flying out to
Wyoming, but don't worry,

I'll let you know as soon
as I'm back in town.

Oh, here's my ride.

Say hello to Wyoming.

Of all the Tetons,
they have the grandest.

(knocking on door)

Hi, roomie.

Here are the house rules.

No shoes on
the Bowron sheepskin,

pillows are decorative
unless otherwise noted,

and your bathroom is the
Bristol Farms down the street.

This is the whole list.

I didn't know they made
a font this small.

6:00 is kimono hour.
If you don't have a kimono,

you'll be rented one
at a competitive rate.

I think I have one of those.

That is a sari.

What are you trying to pull?

Okay. So, lots of rules.

But that's okay,
I can handle this.

Anything else I should know?

Yes. Never-- no matter
what you see, what you hear--

never, ever, open that red door.

So, welcome, girl.

(chuckles nervously)

Oh, hey, Artem, I know I said
I'd be back soon,

but I'm still in Yellowstone.

Three, two, one.

Wow, that's a reliable geyser.

Well, got to go. No...
(imitates static) reception.

Ronnie?

(gasps)
Hands off, I have Hep C!

(sighs) I'm...

I'm sorry,
that's a little technique

I learned at
a self-defense class.

Did you sleep here?

What happened to staying
with Bernard?

It just didn't work out.

-BERNARD: Ronnie.
-(gasps)

Was I not clear?

So we mutually agreed
to part ways.

It was just so many rules, and
rules are for work, you know?

When I get home, I just want to
relax and open any door I want.

Well, you can't stay here.
Sleeping in places like this

is probably how you got Hep C
in the first place.

No, I don't...
I don't actually have...

Never mind. I'll be fine.

When I'm in L.A.,
I'll sleep here,

and on layovers, Jackpot puts us
up in a hotel anyway.

Lots of flight attendants do it,
just look at Mernine.

(chuckles)
This is my favorite episode

-of Friends.
-Oh, hey, Mernine.

Look, I hate seeing you
like this.

-And as your mentor...
-You're not my mentor.

...it's my job to help you tap
into your potential.

So I'm gonna make you an offer

I've never extended
to anyone before.

I'm inviting you to stay with me

until you get back on your feet.

Thank you, but I'm fine.

This place isn't that bad.

I have a roof over my head,
a comfortable couch.

Mernine is 34 years old.

Yeah, let's get out of here.

Thank you for flying Jackpot.

And so the principle
of opportunity cost,

as demonstrated very clearly
in this next slide is...

Why are the lights on?

What's going on?

I'll tell you
what's going on. You.

And on and on and on and on.

You bored everyone out of here.

Well, not everyone.

Thank you for staying, Alex. Oh.

It was too dangerous to leave
with the lights off.

I thought about it.
Thought about it a lot.

So how did I do?

Give it to me straight.

I'm gonna start with
what you did right.

You asked me to come here.

That's it.

Okay, that can't be it.

Come on, this is
a compliment sandwich situation,

I'm assuming. There's
gonna be more at the end?

This sandwich is open-faced.
You're so dull.

You're like a textbook that made
a wish to become a real boy.

Well, what do I do?

I mean, I need your help.
Improve me.

Sorry, I don't build people up,
I just tear 'em down.

But I do know someone
who's very good with men

and up for the challenge.

Who's horny for sex-onomics?

That's "economics."

Are you serious right now?

Thanks again for letting me
crash with you, Dave.

You don't
have to thank me, Ronnie.

That's what I'm here for.

That and Herbalife supplements.

It worked for me,
it can work for you.

But we'll get to that later.

Hey, you know what, I'm
actually not parked in this lot.

Do you want to just give me
your address

-and I can meet you there?
-No need.

We're already here.

I don't understand.

This is my home.

Welcome to...

...Parking Lot B.

(indistinct chatter)

So, we got a Ping-Pong table
and dining patio.

There's a fire pit over there.
And that's Ryshard.

-He's a beautiful theremin
player. -(theremin whining)

Well, we're guessing. None of us
heard a theremin before.

And that little honey
right there

is my place.

Her name's Lucy.

The trailer, not the mermaid.

The mermaid's name is Seayoncé.

Wait, this is
really where you live--

in a trailer park
in an airport parking lot?

Trailer park? Please.

Parking Lot B is
a trailer aviation community.

It's our sanctuary.

Everyone has a story
of how this place saved them.

For me, it pulled me out of
the rubble of my third marriage.

Yeah, yeah,
it does have a FEMA vibe.

And the people here
are the finest you'll ever meet.

We have a true kinship,
like a group of teenagers

who accidentally killed a man
last summer.

Captain D in the place to be!

Hey! Craig and Danny.

They're structures mechanics
for American

and two damn fine carpenters.

And that cool kitten
is Hillary Eileen.

She's a customer service agent
for Spirit,

but around here, she's known
as our chief vibe officer.

How's the vibe today,
Hillary Eileen?

Chill.

You're damn right it is.

-(drumming in distance)
-Oh, you hear that?

-(man whoops)
-That's Manny's drum circle.

Gonna be some fire
on the mountain tonight.

Okay, uh, you know what, Dave,

this-this all seems really,
uh, interesting,

-but I just... I just don't know
-(plane flying overhead)

if this place is for me!

-I mean, it's not really...
-Sorry.

I missed that.

You have to time your talking
to the flyovers.

You'll pick up on it eventually.

It happens every three minutes.

I was saying
this is really weird,

and I'm just gonna go back
to the crew lounge.

Mernine's making a corned beef
for dinner.

I was skeptical at first, too.

But that was before I realized
what this place is really about.

Freedom.

You don't have to worry
about anyone giving you a list

of rules here,
because there are no rules.

In Lot B, we switch our lives

to "airplane mode."

That actually does sound
pretty good.

So, what do you say we head over
to Manny's Winnebago

for a Craig-blown glass

of Cheryl's homemade wine?

*

(chuckles)

(bird cooing)

(laughing)

* Let's take it easy

* And have a drink or more

* And watch the sailboats,
let them float *

* Till Marina calls them home

* Let's go to Paris

* Possibly Peru

Shoo! Shoo!

* Say you wanna see
the world with me *

* Say you wanna leave today

* Say you wanna run away
with me... *

-I love Parking...
-(plane flying overhead)

Lot B!

(giggles)

Before I can teach you anything,

I need to know
what I'm working with.

So get up here,
pretend it's your class,

and show us what you've got.

-Okay. Ooh!
-(slaps)

(sighs)
Hello, class...

-I'm gonna stop you right there.
-Thank you. That was torture.

I'm sorry, no offense,
I don't see how you can help me.

I mean, we work in-- let's just
say vastly different fields.

And I don't doubt your ability
to command an audience.

But you do have
the advantage of being--

what's the word-- naked.

So? Every girl on that stage
is naked. Sit down.

(Colin sighs)

Who can tell me the difference
between a girl

who makes one-dollar tips and a
girl who makes ten-dollar tips?

Scars.

Literal and emotional.

Confidence.

The ten-dollar girls
believe in themselves enough

to take chances.

So tell me,
are you a one-dollar stripper

or are you
a ten-dollar stripper?

I suppose
I'm a ten-dollar stripper.

-No. -Yeah, you're right.
I'm a one-dollar stripper.

-No. -Well,
what do you want me to say?

I want you to say
you're a $20 stripper.

Well, that's not fair.
That wasn't one of the options.

Say it!
Say "I'm a $20 stripper!"

I'm a $20 stripper!

-Do you believe it?!
-I don't know!

-Louder!
-I am a $20 stripper!

Good.

Now we can begin.

STUDENT:
Excuse me.

Are you guys gonna be using
this room for a while longer?

'Cause, uh,
we're still trying to study.

News flash, study group:
nerd chic is over.

Lovable losers
are just losers again.

Wha...?

(sighs)
Ronnie, we need to talk.

I'm glad you're embracing
Parking Lot B.

And we're all especially
impressed how quickly

-you picked up timing the...
-(plane flying overhead)

...flyovers.

-But as your mentor...
-Not my mentor.

Fine, then as your friend
and as your mentor,

I'm saying you have
to take it down a notch.

What are you talking about?

All right, let's start
with Danny and Craig.

Don't get me wrong,
I'm all about sexual liberation.

But they are brothers.

And you did make out
with both of them.

And, again, brothers.

In my defense, I thought
they were the same person.

Which brings us
to your drinking.

Look at this.

The life vests
are meant to serve four.

And what about
Hillary Eileen's garden?

All those pigeons
cleaned it out.

It's a garden-- it grows back.

It's seasonal, Ronnie.

We won't see gorgeous tomatoes
like that till next harvest.

I think we need to set
some guidelines.

Oh. So, rules.

No. Guidelines.

Lot B doesn't have rules.

And will you cover up?

There are children landing
in this flight path.

(groans)
You know what?

You sold this place
like it was a paradise

where we could do
whatever we want,

and now you're getting
pissed off just because

I'm having a little fun.
I mean, what's the big deal?

The big deal
is that I vouched for you,

and now you're taking advantage
of my generosity.

Everything that you do
reflects back on me.

What are you talking about?

None of this affects you.

Captain David, you lied to me!

Artem. How do you know
where I live?

Oh, Ronnie posted many
party pictures on Instagram,

proving you never went
to Yellowstone.

No, you tried to disappear

like the frown on my face
when I see a bubble.

You put this on Instagram?

I told you,
we live off the grid.

We switch our lives
to "airplane mode."

I thought that was a metaphor.

I don't speak in metaphors.
They confuse me.

If you're not gonna
pay me my money,

I'm gonna take some items
from your "Windy-bagel."

Come on, Artem. I'll get you
your money in a few days.

Yeah, until you do, I'm gonna
hold onto your food TV.

What have you done?

This was supposed to be
our place away from groundos,

especially groundos
I owe money to.

How was I supposed to know that?
You can't blame this on me.

Ronnie, you have to choose.

Which one of us
do you like more?

Okay, this one
you can blame on me.

She clearly likes me more.
We made out first.

(scoffs) Which means
you weren't enough for her.

Okay, okay, you guys.

-You guys, it's all right.
-ARTEM: Also,

I'm taking your watch,
and also your milk,

so I don't have to stop
on my way home.

DANNY:
It's not fair!

Mom said I get the next girl.

Fellas, cool it. Come on.
Aah!

My theremin-ing hand--
I think it's broken.

This is a disaster.

Hillary Eileen,
what's the vibe?

-Harsh.
-Oh, no.

This is the first time
it's ever been below dank.

You know what?
You can have her.

-I am out of here!
-Craig, wait.

(chuckles):
See?

-(engine starting)
-It fixed itself.

(car horn blaring)

I know a guy
who can patch that right up.

RYSHARD:
This is all your fault, Dave.

Why would you bring her here?

I think it's time
for you to leave.

Is he ready?

I don't know.

We just went over a few things,
but I threw a lot at him.

("Cherry Pie" by Warrant plays)

* She's my cherry pie...

Ladies and gentlemen,

today's class is gonna be
a little different.

* Sweet cherry pie...

So sit back,
and let Professor Colin...

stimulate...

your brain.

* Whoa

"...will trickle down
to the rest of the market."

But it doesn't, does it?

Huh? You're a bad
little textbook, aren't you?

Oh, yeah. You're bad.

And the danger
of too much growth

is the bubble... bursts.

And when supply drops...

Oops.

To meet demand,
prices will slowly...

-rise.
-* She's my cherry pie...

And what's the best way
to visualize

the central limit theorem?

-* Make a grown man cry,
sweet cherry pie * -Oh.

-Oh.
-* Oh, yeah...

I'm gonna make you wait for it.

It's a bell curve!

And when Adam Smith talked
about the "invisible hands,"

what two theories
did that inspire?

Creative destruction and, um...

Come on, Jared.
You can get there.

The invisible hands,
manipulating the market,

working the knots out
of the market...

Spontaneous order!

(students murmuring)

Oh, how I miss the theatre.

(giggles) At Grapefruits,
we ring a cowbell

any time that happens.

(Nichole sighs)

Hey, Ronnie, look at this.

Captain Dave gave me
a greeting card

with a picture
of an apology cat.

Makes me feel bad
for yelling at him.

Now I am apology cat.

Did he also give you the rest
of the money he owes you?

You are completely
missing the point.

(both sigh)

-Tough week?
-Yeah.

What happened to you?

Inadvertently made
a student sexually climax. You?

Got kicked out of Dave's
perfect society for no reason.

Really? No reason?

Really? Inadvertently?

I guess I got
a little out of control.

Dave tried to do
something nice for me,

and I completely
screwed it up for him.

So? What are you gonna do now?

(Colin sighs)

(sighs)
I know, I know.

Put that judgmental
eyebrow away.

(Ronnie sighs)

Captain Dave, it's Ronnie.

Come on, open the door.

I'm not leaving
until you talk to me.

(seat belt indicator chimes)

Hey, why did you turn on the...?

(screams)

-Saw that coming.
-Not cool.

I bet you've got
five apples now.

Indeed, but I do feel
kind of dirty.

-That's what happens when you
dance the day shift. -(sighs)

But if it makes you feel better,

I'm really happy
I came to your class,

even if it meant
turning down that guy

who offered me a grand to sit
by his pool and eat a hamburger.

But, hey, I guess $1,000 is
my opportunity cost, right?

Wait! What did you just say?

Oh, some short guys
pay pretty girls to...

No, no, the other thing.

That is the perfect example
of opportunity cost.

Did you learn that
from my class?

Yeah. I'm thinking

about taking an economics class
next semester.

Good for you, Nichole.

And I'm glad
I got through to one person,

even though
she's not my student.

And another positive thing--

those moves I taught you can be
used outside the classroom.

Okay. Like in the hallway?

Like in the bedroom.

I don't teach a class
in the bedroom.

Oh, my God,
are you serious right now?

-(knocking)
-RONNIE: Captain Dave?

-We're not here.
-But we are.

Come on, Dave. Let me in!

Hello.

So, uh... how's Lot B?

Well, we replanted the garden,

and Hillary Eileen says the vibe
is back up to "bueno,"

so that's something.

Hey, look, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean
for any of that to happen.

I just wasn't thinking.

I get it, Ronnie.
You spend half your life

confined to a 500 square foot
tube, breathing recycled air.

So you want to spend
that other half running naked

through the streets, screaming,
"I am alive."

Yeah. That sounds kind of right.

Hey, Alan, do you mind if I...?

(Dave sighs)

When I was a young pilot,
on my days off,

I used to go to restaurants

and send back perfectly-prepared
food just to feel.

I had a massive cocaine problem.

So, how did you get over that?

The trick is to give yourself
just a little taste sometimes

to keep the demons away.

No. You learn your limits.

You find a balance.

So, you're saying I grow up.

No, you're saying it.

Which is better.
And as your mentor...

Today, in this
very specific situation,

I'll give it to you.

You're welcome back
at Parking Lot B.

We had a vote, and unanimously
invited you back.

Well, not unanimous.

Craig abstained
because he's still missing.

Thank you, Dave.

But if I really want to change,

I know where I need to go.

Before you say anything,
I brought my own kimono.

That's a barbecue grill cover.

But at least you're trying.
Get in.

Where's the red door?

What red door, Ronnie?

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