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{\an8}-[Mort chuckles]
-[growls]
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{\an8}-[Mort] I'm okay!
-[laughs]
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[theme song playing]
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♪ Party ♪
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[Julien] Lots of crazy stuff happenin'.
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♪ Julien and the boys ♪
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♪ Went down in a big submarine ♪
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♪ And bravely fought off sharks ♪
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♪ But turns out they weren't mean ♪
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♪ Clover and Sage found a map ♪
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♪ To lead to their destiny ♪
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♪ Mort produced a play ♪
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♪ To set the captives free ♪
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{\an8}♪ And Brodney was the lead ♪
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{\an8}[Mort] Make up gives me eczema.
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[Julien] Chapter cinque.
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{\an8}[shark 1] Oh, boy.
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{\an8}Please don't be afraid.
We need your help.
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{\an8}[all exclaim in fear]
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{\an8}It's a trick.
I'm not going out as fish food.
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{\an8}I'll take a flame thrower to this ocean.
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{\an8}Ted, can you please shut Pancho up
so I can think for once?
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Very funny, K-- Hey. Oh!
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Okay, okay. First things first.
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How is it that we can understand you?
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I mean, usually,
all you guys sound like is like...
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[makes growling sounds]
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Gotcha! [blows air]
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With the blow holes and everything.
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Only above the water.
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Underwater, we can talk
just like everyone else.
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Hmm. Yes, that makes perfect sense.
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[stammers] You said you need our help?
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Yes. Lord Shark has been captured.
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Captured?
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-[Pancho] Oh, jeez, it hurts!
-By whom?
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The dolphins.
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Stupid dolphins!
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Yeah, hate those dolphins.
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Mo-Mo, is it me,
or are these sharks kind of dorks?
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Aren't dolphins the good guys
and sharks supposed to be--
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The villains? Dolphin propaganda.
It started years ago.
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No. For too long,
we've shared the sea with inferior fish.
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-Ugh!
-[screams]
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This whole sea sucks.
It's time for action.
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Jolly good, Trent. Let's start with crabs.
Pointless creatures.
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We'll get to the crabs, Kipper.
But first, let's talk about sharks.
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[all laughing]
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They called their plan
"The Aquatic Solution."
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The first thing they did,
was they framed sharks for murder.
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Ow!
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Dude, stop yanking on my leg.
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Dude, that wasn't me.
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Rawr!
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[lemurs clamoring]
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[dolphins laughing]
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And now they moved on to the next phase,
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selling all sea life except dolphins
to Russian oligarchs
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for their home aquariums.
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[Russian operatic music playing]
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Lord Shark is our leader.
We know what happened to you, King Julien.
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Help us rescue him
and we'll help you regain your kingdom.
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No offense,
but you guys are kind of useless on land.
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I mean, what are you gonna do?
Flop all over the Mountain Lemurs?
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Ted, please! [coughing] Shut up.
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Tell us more
about this thing you call "help."
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We know of an army of warriors
not far from here.
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We'll take you to them
once Lord Shark is safe.
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[Pancho shouts]
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Lies! Dolphins are sweet and lovable.
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They jump through hoops of fire
and whatnot.
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-Sharks are killers.
-[snaps fingers]
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[screaming] Oh!
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My own army, Maurice.
We could defeat Koto.
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Or Pancho is right and this is a trick.
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Maybe we should come up
with a backup plan.
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Yeah, that sounds like
it would take a lot of time,
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and I'm kind of in a hurry. So, yoo-hoo!
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-We're in.
-[Pancho] Mother!
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Mommy.
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[coughs] It's dusty in here.
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Just stay behind me, baby,
and inhale Mama's wind.
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Mort! So help me, if Todd's golden throat
is damaged in any way--
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Look. A light.
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Huh?
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[straining] Oof!
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Butterfish. Help me. My thighs are caught.
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Todd, help me give your momma a hand.
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[muffled screaming]
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[straining] Ow!
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[grunts]
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Dang, baby.
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[Mort] We did it, everyone. We're free.
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Now we can help King Julien.
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-Boy, that Koto sure turned out to be--
-[clears throat]
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-Hmm?
-[chuckles]
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-[Mort] Hi.
-Take them.
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[all gasp]
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How the heck did they find us so fast?
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Simple, there was a traitor
in your midst. Me.
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[laughs]
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You were King Julien's friend.
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It's called "survival," you unwashed yeti.
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As in, mine, not yours.
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The Crocodile Ambassador and I
have made a deal.
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I give his kingdom its freedom and,
in exchange, I get the support of his army
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and the hand of the Crocodile Princess
in marriage.
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I just adore young love.
Amy! Come out here, sweetheart.
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Hey, Koto. 'Sup?
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Ugh! Dad, this tiara is too small.
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I have so much hate in my heart
right now for you.
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-[exclaims in pain]
-I hate you! Forever!
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I'll take care of that right away,
angel. [whimpers]
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[thinking] You have todo something, Mordecai.
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Oh. There's nothing we can do.
Koto is too powerful.
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I'd like to see how powerful he is
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when I chew through
his Achilles' heel. Yummy!
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[exclaims] Oh!
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It can't end this way.
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Brodney, think fast!
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[farts]
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[all clamoring]
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Everyone scatter!
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Right. According to the map
Jarsh-Jarsh gave us,
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the ultimate weapon we seek
is through this cave.
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-[grunts]
-[squeaking in distance]
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Did you hear that?
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You mean time clicking
toward the destiny of our mortality?
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I hear it constantly.
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-No, that!
-[squeaking]
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[squeaking]
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Spiders riding bats. Cool.
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Not cool. Run!
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[both grunting]
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[Clover screaming]
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-[Ted] Hi-yah!
-[surf music playing]
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Get along, horsey.
Cowboy Ted is riding this range.
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These aren't horses, Ted.
And we aren't on a range.
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Won't matter when we're eaten.
I'm on a shark, here! I'm on a shark!
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Will you shut it, you thick-wits?
We're getting close.
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How could anything with teeth like that
be called a lord?
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It's called a night guard.
Look it up, bro.
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-[growls]
-[laughing]
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I hear they eat trash.
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Oh, Kipper.
"Raised by trash" is more like it, bro.
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[laughing]
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Lord Shark's parents are good people.
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Ugh! Stupid dolphins!
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Gonna have to agree,
the dolphins are jerks.
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What's the plan, King J? Drain the ocean?
Cut off their air supply?
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Uh, excuse me, that would kill us, too.
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And your point is?
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No one's cutting off anyone's air.
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Okay, here's the sitch.
We're gonna pull off a heist.
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Oh! Can I be the seasoned gentleman thief
dragged back into my life of crime?
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Can I have a limp?
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[exclaims in pain]
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What do you know about pulling off heists?
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Have you forgotten so quickly
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the true crime magazines
I found in Junk Harbor?
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I totally know
how to speak criminal, dude.
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[grumbles] True crime, my fuzzy armpit.
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[Julien] But before we can pull it off,
I need one more member on the team.
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Seize them! Seize them all!
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Just one more sip!
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My beverage!
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Butterfish, help me!
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Man, hang on.
You guys still serving dinner?
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Todd!
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[Todd] Coming, Mother.
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-[growls]
-[screaming in pain]
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Oh, what am I going to do?
My King Julien needs me.
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Ow!
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Hm?
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[Mort shouting in panic]
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-[kisses]
-Zora, where is the fool, Mort?
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Apparently, he was the ringleader
of this pathetic escape.
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I... [hesitates]
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I don't know, my king. [stammers]
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Well, find him and kill him.
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-I want these interns to see
-[whimpering]
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what happens when they defy my will.
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[panting]
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Tracks lead this way.
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Oh. I have to hide.
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Ow! [groans]
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[mountain lemur] Come on.
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-[electricity buzzing]
-[exclaims]
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[whimpering]
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[Mort exclaiming in awe]
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[Mort] Where am I?
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[Grammy Mort] Looks like you finallywent down the wishing well, Mordecai.
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[Mort] Grammy Mort? Why am I here?And why do I look like this?
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[Grammy Mort] You wanted to hide.This is your home now.
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This is the real you.
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-[Mort] No! Let me out of this place!
-[Grammy Mort laughing]
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And stop flashing that light in my eyes,you crazy old woman!
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[Grammy Mort] Where you going, Mort?You'll never defeat Koto.
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[echoing] Don't you wanna hide with Grammy? [laughing]
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[grunts]
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No, Grammy. I don't want to hide.
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I want to fight.
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Hi-yah! [grunts] Get off me! Gross.
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[retches] Ah! Sage, where are you?
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Thank you, my friends,
for the honor of being your nourishment.
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Are you out of your mind?
These things wanna eat you!
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Yes. They have also promised
to lay their eggs in my lifeless husk.
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I feel so blessed. [quavering]
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Grrr...
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Come on, let's get out of here
before anything else...
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-[exclaims] Ah!
-[rumbling]
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...happens.
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[both screaming]
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King Julien, are you sure about this?
You know what's down there.
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If we want to rescue Lord Shark
and get ourselves an army,
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we need what's in that hole.
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Once again,
I think a backup plan would-- [screams]
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Sorry, Maurice.
Gonna have to speak faster.
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I'm on a timetable here.
Right behind you, though. [chuckles]
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Now, remember,
if I need your help, I will ask for it.
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-[stammering]
--[exclaims in fright]
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-[screaming] Maurice! Help!
-[Tentacle growling]
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[grunts in pain]
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-[Julien grunting in pain]
-[Tentacle growling]
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Hey, now, Tentacle.
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-Can't we talk about this?
-Talk? Ow!
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He's a deadly tentacle! Ah!
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They suck and ooze, they don't talk!
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[Tentacle growling loudly]
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-[Julien grunts in pain]
-[Tentacle] I can talk.
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[both gasp]
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Just because my mouth
is on my posterior pod
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doesn't mean I can't talk.
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Uh, duh! Of course. Why would you say
something so mean, Maurice?
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[Maurice stammering]
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Uh... So, we got off
to kind of a bad start before,
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with the whole sacrifice thing,
but I was wondering--
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No. Leave. That mean guy already made me
a vegetarian. Haven't you done enough?
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Your Majesty, let's go.
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What, Maurice?
You think Tentacle is hiding something?
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Don't antagonize him!
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I'm probing for weakness.
It's a heist thing. Oof!
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[Tentacle] I'm not hiding from anything.
You've been talking to my dad?
244
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,758
Bingo! Daddy issues. We're in.
245
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,762
Hey, buddy, I know how you feel.
246
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,639
There's this guy, Koto,
247
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,767
not my dad,
but he made me want to hide, too.
248
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,019
[Tentacle] 'Cause
you wouldn't play sports?
249
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:13,482
[scoffs] He imprisoned my kingdom
and tried to feed me to a snake.
250
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,693
So, yeah. Sports.
251
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:18,612
[Tentacle] Sports was all
my dad ever cared about.
252
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:22,199
[Papa] Boy, I want you to give it
a good whack.
253
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,577
Papa, I don't wanna play sports.
254
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,829
I wanna express emotions with words.
255
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,498
I wanna be a lyrical troubadour. A poet.
256
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:34,253
I raised you to absorb the flesh
of the weak and play ball, Tentacle.
257
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:35,629
-Think fast.
-Ow!
258
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,008
I wanna be a poet.
You're not gonna stop me.
259
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:42,178
Can't feed a family of tentacles
on dreams.
260
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,305
You're a failure, Tentacle!
261
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:47,641
[echoing] Failure!
262
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:52,062
I ran away that night.
Left my planet and settled here.
263
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:57,359
I did not see that backstory coming.
Nice probing, Your Majesty.
264
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,279
T-man, I'm sorry you were so lame
growing up.
265
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,823
I know what's it like
to have to prove yourself.
266
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:07,578
Huh. Kind of the reason I'm here.
I'd like to help you prove to your dad
267
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,413
that you are not a failure.
268
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,040
Are you gonna publish my poetry?
269
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:15,211
[laughs] Let's not push it, you know. Huh!
270
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,547
I'm talking about helping me
get my kingdom back.
271
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:23,052
Tentacle, how would you like
to be a criminal?
272
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,305
[grunts] Let's do this.
273
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,641
[upbeat instrumental rock music playing]
274
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:36,398
[sniffs]
275
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:42,655
Phew! Let's see those Mountain Lemurs
get past this gauntlet of psycho.
276
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,281
Uh-oh.
277
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,199
[screaming]
278
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,285
Ow!
279
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,496
[groaning]
280
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,373
[screams in pain]
281
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,626
I'm okay. Ow!
282
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,378
[groans]
283
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,339
[tummy rumbling]
284
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:03,884
[sighs] I feel so rested.
285
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:08,180
He wasn't giving us shelter,
Sage. [straining]
286
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,307
He was trying to eat us.
287
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,600
[growling]
288
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:13,435
Huh?
289
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,024
So, [straining] to recap,
290
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,609
while following this map,
291
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,487
we've been attacked and cocooned
by spiders riding bats,
292
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,448
fallen down a bottomless pit,
and eaten by a crocodile.
293
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,616
You know what I think?
294
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,618
That this day couldn't get any better?
295
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,497
No! I think there is no ultimate weapon.
296
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,040
Patience, Clover.
297
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:39,503
The Jarsh-Jarsh sees 40 steps ahead
on an escalator with only 12 floors.
298
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:43,674
Argh! Your mentor is trying to kill us!
299
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,719
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need
more proof than that.
300
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:47,970
[growling]
301
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,056
This proof enough for ya?
302
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,436
Okay, check it.
This heist is gonna be old-school.
303
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,521
No one wants to end up in nippers.
304
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,107
-Know what I'm sayin', Ted?
-I do not, sir.
305
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:04,695
Excellent. Obviously, with a knock-over,
we don't want no Chicago overcoats.
306
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:08,157
Anything seems Perry, I wanna know.
Don't jerk a nod.
307
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,659
Is the king having some sort of a stroke?
308
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,369
King Julien,
no one knows what you're saying.
309
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,913
What the heck's a nipper anyway?
310
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,832
Okay, fine.
We're gonna distract the dolphins
311
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,501
and break Lord Shark out of the cage
while they aren't looking.
312
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,544
Better?
313
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,172
Commander Clueless here, Your Majesty.
314
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,592
How exactly are we gonna
distract the dolphins?
315
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:30,095
With our secret weapon.
Come on out, buddy.
316
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,096
[lemurs screaming in fear]
317
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,724
Oh, golly! Not a fan!
318
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:37,645
Another tentacle! [crying]
319
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:38,938
[all clamoring]
320
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,191
Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
321
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:46,695
King Julien, I'm coming.
Let Mort heal you.
322
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,905
[exclaims] What?
323
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,865
-Mort, it's okay.
-[Mort panting]
324
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,034
You're safe.
325
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,286
I found you and brought you here.
326
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,623
I was afraid you were dead.
These are such dark times.
327
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:58,999
Where are we?
328
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,835
You're in the time-share
I split with a bush baby.
329
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,338
I come here after awards season
to decompress.
330
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,882
The bush baby never comes
in the off-season,
331
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,217
so I knew it'd be empty.
332
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,929
I can't stay here.
I need to help King Julien.
333
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,683
I wouldn't. The jungle is crawling
with Mountain Lemurs.
334
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,976
-[gasps]
-You're safe here.
335
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:21,855
{\an8}I figured you'd need to clean up,
so I made you a bubble bath.
336
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,482
No thanks, not thirsty.
337
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,360
[laughing]
338
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,362
Such a wit.
339
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:33,033
Whatever, bird lady.
Kind of out here in the middle of nowhere.
340
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:37,329
Sometimes, nowhere is the safest place
to be.
341
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,498
-[upbeat pop music playing]
-♪ Darling ♪
342
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,292
-♪ Never ever leave me ♪
-Huh?
343
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,503
[stealthy instrumental music playing]
344
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,675
Hey, where's Pancho?
345
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,136
Special assignment.
He'll rendezvous later.
346
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,345
[dolphin laughing]
347
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,056
[Tentacle] Rawr!
348
00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:01,478
If you're looking for a handout, old boy,
the answer is no.
349
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,940
Yes. Get a real job, you dissident.
350
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,529
-It's working, they're distracted.
-[all laughing]
351
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:15,492
Keep it down, shark nerds.
It's heist time.
352
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,497
So, you're telling us
you're not useless sea trash,
353
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:24,168
but actually an alien life form
that writes poetry?
354
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:27,087
From the looks of him,
I'm guessing his poetry...
355
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,423
sucks.
356
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,258
Why are you guys so mean?
357
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,719
Duh. We're dolphins.
358
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,429
[all laughing]
359
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,974
[Papa] I want you to give it a good whack.
360
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,561
[dolphin] Get a real job, you dissident.
361
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,688
[Tentacle] Hiding something?
362
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:50,903
[dolphin] From the looks of him,I'm guessing his poetry sucks. [echoing]
363
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,573
[exclaiming]
364
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,450
What's the hold-up, Ted?
365
00:17:56,533 --> 00:18:00,454
Oh, the darn seawater's
making my fingers swell.
366
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,166
Ugh! They're like unwieldy sausages,
King Julien.
367
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,795
Better hurry. Tentacle looks like
he's in trouble out there.
368
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,047
We're not blowing my first heist.
369
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,717
Ted, out!
Ned, tap in and bite that lock off, buddy.
370
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,678
You know, I bet our Russian friends
would buy him.
371
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:22,643
Yes. His suckers would make
wonderful cold weather hats. [laughing]
372
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,062
You guys remind me of my dad.
373
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,231
[Tentacle screaming]
374
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,237
Trent, barbarians at the gate.
375
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,031
[straining]
376
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,491
[exclaims] I got the lock.
377
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,700
[sharks laughing]
378
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,829
Geek-splosion later.
Ted, get the crate open.
379
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,664
King Julien, look!
380
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,415
[dolphins clicking]
381
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,669
-[sharks clamoring]
-No! Just another second!
382
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,548
[sharks screaming]
383
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,759
[Xixi] And this is me
covering my first celebrity wedding.
384
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,303
Wow, this is so fascinating.
385
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,639
Not really, but I gotta go!
386
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,100
Wait. Mort, what's your hurry?
387
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,562
Look, Xixi, I get it. You dig me.
388
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,398
Probably because of my natural secretions.
389
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,776
Scientists think
it's some unclassified pheromone.
390
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,445
Maybe alien, I don't know.
391
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,615
I just thought
with everything going on out there,
392
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,994
the safest place might be here with me.
393
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,913
My King Julien needs me.
394
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,667
Until I've gotten his kingdom back,
there is no safe place.
395
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,585
Wait, don't!
396
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,671
-[gasps] Oh!
-Well, lookie here.
397
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,257
Think you forgot your curtain call, mate.
398
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,633
How could you?
399
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,136
I'm sorry, Mort.
400
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:42,347
Koto promised to give me a new show.
401
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,390
Get him!
402
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:44,808
Whoa!
403
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,896
[screaming]
404
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,817
[panting]
405
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:54,818
[screams] Ow!
406
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,320
[exclaims in pain]
407
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:57,529
[exclaims in fear]
408
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:02,034
Don't lose him again, you skrogs,
or Koto will have your hide.
409
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:05,704
I'm sorry, my King Julien, I've failed.
410
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,414
Grrr...
411
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,251
-[grunting in pain]
-That is it! I am done!
412
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,630
I have wasted enough time
on you, that map,
413
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,924
and any hope
your mud-loving mentor could ever--
414
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,425
-We found it.
-We, what?
415
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,802
Found it? The ultimate weapon? Where?
416
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,387
Through those trees.
417
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:26,058
[laughs sarcastically] Yeah, all right.
Through those trees, eh?
418
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,644
And into the stomach
of a horrible creature
419
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,855
that wants to predigest us
and feed us to its young.
420
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,273
Is that where it is? [scoffs]
421
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,400
I've been predigested before.
422
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,402
This feels different.
423
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,614
[sighs] Fine.
How much worse could it... [gasps]
424
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,493
I don't believe it. The ultimate weapon.
425
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,497
This is happening.
426
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,998
[enchanting music playing]
427
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,716
I'm sorry I lost my temper, King Julien.
428
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,929
They were just so mean.
Dad was right. I'm a failure.
429
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:08,558
Hey, you are not a failure.
You did something really brave, Tentacle.
430
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,935
But I blew it.
431
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,730
No, I blew it...
432
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,610
is what I wanted
the dolphins to think! [laughing]
433
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:22,114
You can come out now,
there's no sign of the dolphins!
434
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,782
[everyone] Lord Shark?
435
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,535
Pancho? King Julien, how?
436
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,788
A little something I like to call
"a backup plan."
437
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,582
[Julien] Just in case we had troublewith the heist,
438
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:36,795
Ted, I had Pancho return to the subto retrieve one of the warheads.
439
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:41,216
If the dolphins caught us, I instructedPancho to free Lord Shark himself,
440
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,595
and replace him with the warhead,which weighs roughly the same amount.
441
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:50,767
When the dolphins returned,they had no idea they'd been duped.
442
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,895
[breathes deeply]
443
00:21:53,979 --> 00:22:00,861
Yep. In the true crime criminal speak,
they call that the "old switcheroo."
444
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,321
No one calls it that.
445
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,032
Don't you think you could have maybe,
I don't know,
446
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,035
told the other guys on your heist team
what the plan was?
447
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,495
Uh... You would think.
448
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:14,041
Nope. Man, I love it
when a plan comes together.
449
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:17,002
So, [sniffling] I'm not a failure?
450
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,546
No, you are not, Tentacle.
451
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:24,509
Right now, the dolphins are on their way
to sell a warhead to the Russians,
452
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,137
instead of Lord Shark. [laughs]
453
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,724
That's a big win,
and it couldn't have happened without you.
454
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:33,435
Now, where's my army?
455
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,812
[gasps] Gah! Monkeys?
456
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,065
[all chattering]
457
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,734
This is the army you promised me? Argh!
458
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:42,986
No. No way. Where are you going?
459
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:47,032
[shouts] Get back here! This wasn't
the deal! We saved your leader!
460
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,618
I told you we couldn't trust those sharks.
461
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,662
But does anyone ever listen to the felon?
462
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,581
No!
463
00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:57,918
["Darling, never ever leave me" playing]
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