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[bells tinkling gently]
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[birds chirping]
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[soft wind whistling]
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[soft gentle music]
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[items cluttering]
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[door hinge cringing]
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[gentle wind blowing]
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[John coughing]
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[brisk soft music]
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[door locks rattling]
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[helicopter engine roaring]
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- Hey, what's up man,
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I hate to be that guy.
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I was the fool who did not pick
up smokes
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on my way home from work,
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would you mind if I...
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[helicopter engine roaring in a
distance]
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My contribution.
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- What is that the hope diamond.
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- I think it is an ashtray.
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- You just moved in?
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- Yeah, like three or four
hours ago.
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I'm leaving the city soon,
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so I just basically packed up
all shit my at my old place.
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Sold it off there, found this
place.
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No lease, snatched it
up online, sight unseen.
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How long have you been here?
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- I have an ex-husband
hence just started smoking.
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About a decade, which I guess
makes me
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the de facto ambassador
to the new tenants.
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- Does your ceiling have any
leaks?
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- Ruin any of your stuff?
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- Nothing to ruin.
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- Well my ex actually
left a bunch of stuff
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in the garage that I
was just gonna donate.
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If you want to have it for some
temporary
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like furnishings and stuff.
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- Dude, that is really kind of
you.
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And I will actually take you up
on that.
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I would say let's just do it
now,
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but you directly ahead
off the surgery doctor.
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- Yeah, I'm a wedding
photographer
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and I just fell asleep
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and might get up right
after the reception.
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There's this kind of Autumnal
equinox goth wedding.
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The thing is awesome about LA
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is there still is huge goth
scene.
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So they we're just slinging
around cocktails all night
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but started with blood and I
got hit.
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- I'm about to blow your mind.
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The bar I work at last night is
like
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the dark wave electro goth.
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I think, I dunno it looks like
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so like the Renaissance Fair to
me,
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but I was wondering why I was
getting
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more bloodtinis spilled
all over me than usual.
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And now I know,
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it is the, what'd you say?
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It was the autumn-in-al...
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- Autumnal. Autumnal equinox.
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[helicopter engine roaring]
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- Its when the weeds turn brown
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and the hills burn and
everything smells
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like barbecue all the
time, it's beautiful.
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- Oh shit. Check this out.
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Last night up on that hillside.
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I saw this guy.
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- LA is like Halloween,
but just all the time.
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Is that your new place?
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- Yeah, that's it.
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That's my temporary digs.
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- It's actually been
vacant since I moved in.
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So it's kinda nice
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to have somebody watching out
over us over the neighborhood.
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It's getting worse. Vagrants.
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- It's been vacant for over a
decade?
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Someone like murdered there or
something?
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Well that's supposed to have
something
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disclosed to me, what's up?
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- Actually, yeah.
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A 90-year old grandma just
threw grandpa out of a window
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and he fell face first,
right where you're standing.
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[airplane engine roaring]
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- At least we are cheap
right to the airport.
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- There is this
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dude sits at my bar and
he always says this thing.
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He says, "Hey, it can only fall
so fast."
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[John chuckling]
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I hope what that dude said
to me is going fast enough
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to not feel the impact.
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- Oh no, I made that up.
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No one died. I was just kidding.
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Anyways. I got to get these bad
boys.
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Motor checked and charged
before church.
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So why don't you just swing on
by
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when you want to move in your
stuff.
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- Oh, here I go, bad neighbor,
I am John.
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- Oh, Levi. All right.
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Hey, thank you for this.
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- Check it out. That's hungry
Dave.
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He is really aggressive.
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Don't let him get to eye level.
Okay?
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[wind whistling]
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[bells tingling gently]
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[static noise]
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[ominous music]
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- What do I think went wrong,
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either one of two things
happened.
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Either they were trying to put
together
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this really intricate,
beautiful cosmic puzzle.
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And some of those pieces
were extraordinary
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or the way they jammed them
together.
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It just created this abstract
mess
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that then they could imbue
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with whatever meaning they
wanted.
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It doesn't really matter
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because it affected them
in very different ways.
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And I don't think anything
is worth what happened.
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I still believe part of it was
real.
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You can catch it in scientific
terms,
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it doesn't really matter
because the result is the same.
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And it's really sad.
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[ominous music]
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I don't just mean the dead one.
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- And there is this yellow tail,
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but between me and it's like
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this little like cavernous
that has some eel grass on it.
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- And it's like 19th century
lobster trap
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that just busted out of it,
right?
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And then... boom.
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I looked down, there's a
fucking claw around my arm.
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I look up, there's a lobster
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the size of Danny fucking
DeVito.
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I kid you not.
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And he's dragging me
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and I'm so fascinated
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but then I look in it's eyes
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that I almost forget I'm loaded
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and I can shoot left-handed.
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Just take aim and shtoonk,
spear the shit out of it.
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Barely phases it.
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Just kind of saunters
off back into its cave.
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I've never seen that lobster
again.
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I never saw that spear again.
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I didn't get that big ass tuna,
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but that was the day I
learned that it's like,
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yeah, there's a lot of good
sushi places in Los Angeles,
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but I don't fuck with lobster
rolls.
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Lobsters are intelligent
creatures.
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- You can hop on my wifi
network if you want to.
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- My signal is shockingly good
here,
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but I might take you up on that.
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What is your network?
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- It's "Behold the promised LAN"
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like L-A-N, it used to be
Mr. Rogers neighborhertz,
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but that was Lonnie's.
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It is not even clever.
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Oh, the password is easy to
remember.
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It's "JUDGEMENT DAY" all caps.
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- There's like a billion
fucking networks.
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So I'm gonna have to mess with
this later.
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But now I actually have to
get to this charity thing
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I do at the youth shelter.
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Can I grab you something for
the way out?
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Like a beer or something?
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I really appreciate all this.
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- No, thank you.
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Actually, I don't drink.
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- Good for you, bro.
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How long have you been sober?
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- Now 10 years, honestly,
Lonnie was an AA.
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So that kinda made me an AA,
but never even had a problem.
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I just kinda got way into it.
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Stuck with it. I don't know.
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- Okay, cool.
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Don't forget your plant, on the
way out.
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- Oh no, no that's yours.
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That's actually a house warming
gift.
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My grandma runs this little
nursery
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up in the central valley.
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I give her a hand with
sometimes.
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[phone ringing]
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Speak of the angel.
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- [John] Hey actually, do you
mind if I take this up here.
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- Disappears in the courtyard.
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- And do what you gotta do.
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- Hey grandma.
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I could probably just head on up
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there next Sunday, like usual,
you know.
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Yeah. I of course will groom
myself and wear a suit.
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Not just for God, but for you.
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All right, amen to that.
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All right, may you go. I love
you. Bye.
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She's out of her mind, man. See
you.
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- Can I interest you in?
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One for the road.
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- Yeah. Thank you.
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[soft wind whistling]
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[ominous music]
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[wind whistling]
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- Did you forget something?
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- You should just come and see
this.
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[ominous music]
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- It was moving on its own
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or something invisible was
moving it.
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There was a this light.
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- Yeah, no, absolutely.
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No doubt. I feel bad about this,
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I actually do have to
get to my charity thing
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at the youth shelter, but
I don't want to rush you.
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- Totally. Yeah. What are we
gonna do?
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Or we're gonna like stand
around all day
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and talk about how I thought I
saw a ghost
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in a new apartment.
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I'm sorry. I'm the weirdest
neighbor you knew ever.
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And don't be a stranger.
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[ominous music]
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[crystal clattering]
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[ominous music]
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[door banging]
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[diminishing invigorating music]
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- That's so dumb.
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- No, it's just weird.
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It's like you go your whole
life thinking certain things
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are always gonna be a mystery.
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Like the identity of Jack the
Ripper
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or Bermuda triangle or the
great pyramids.
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- Pyramids aren't a mystery
anymore.
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I saw this YouTube video
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and they're just ramps in wet
sand.
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- All right. Well, a lot of
things are still mysteries.
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You just don't expect to witness
one on a shitty afternoon
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in your cheap apartment,
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- We are more surveilled
than ever in our own history.
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Everyone has a camera
phone in their pocket
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and we still don't have
even a single actual bit
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of evidence for a ghost
or supernatural, whatever.
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[ominous music]
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Man, there it is.
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It's right there.
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- It's weird though. I
don't necessarily feel.
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[ominous music]
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Do you feel scared?
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- When it was happening,
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when we're looking at it, I
really did,
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but it's getting replaced by
something.
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- All right, this is gonna
sound weird
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because you and me just met
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but when I first moved out to
LA,
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you get a job bar backing.
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And one of my first days
I'm polishing a glass
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and this dude behind the bar is
like,
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"Hey, how long are you gonna
give it?"
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Like, how long am I gonna give
it to strike gold out west?
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And I tell him,
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actually what do you think I
told him?
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- 39 Years.
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- I said 10 but it ended up
being 20.
259
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,069
And I'm still driving
the same shitty Mazda,
260
00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:22,551
to the same bar, except my
kidneys hurt,
261
00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:25,815
I am self medicating and
pretty sure my liver is shot.
262
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:27,992
All right, so like photography,
right?
263
00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:30,646
Like that was supposed
to be your golden egg.
264
00:16:31,604 --> 00:16:32,866
The thing you're passionate
about,
265
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:33,998
the thing that allows
you to make a living,
266
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,522
but it hasn't worked out for
you yet.
267
00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:40,352
Life tons of things like that,
dude, tons.
268
00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:43,050
Life's weird. Like sometimes
things just don't happen,
269
00:16:43,094 --> 00:16:45,183
but that happened, right?
270
00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:47,707
And that's more scarce than
gold.
271
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,883
It's like proof of the
supernatural.
272
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,799
That's like, book deals and
like movies
273
00:16:52,842 --> 00:16:56,150
and like TV shows and like
religious views
274
00:16:56,194 --> 00:16:57,891
and shit getting.
275
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:04,202
- So what do we do?
276
00:17:04,245 --> 00:17:07,161
[knocking on the door]
277
00:17:07,205 --> 00:17:08,032
- Hello?
278
00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:12,471
Hello.
279
00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:13,646
- Hello.
280
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:17,171
[airplane engine roaring]
281
00:17:21,088 --> 00:17:22,046
- Oh Jesus.
282
00:17:27,181 --> 00:17:28,965
- So, the house I grew up in,
283
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,010
had this big ass windows,
284
00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:31,707
the pigeons could not see,
285
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,144
they just slam into it.
286
00:17:34,145 --> 00:17:35,407
And you can't tell at first,
287
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:36,973
whether they are just like
stunned
288
00:17:37,017 --> 00:17:38,714
or their brains are mush,
289
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,587
we build these things
and it protects them.
290
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,763
So they don't get eaten by like
a cat
291
00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:46,418
and shit while we wait to
see if they wake up or not.
292
00:17:46,461 --> 00:17:48,507
- Oh, we will never get the
full effect of it on a podcast.
293
00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:50,726
- What?
294
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:51,988
- We're gonna try to
prove the supernatural.
295
00:17:52,032 --> 00:17:54,121
We're gonna need some kind of
visuals.
296
00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:55,383
People won't believe it.
297
00:17:57,037 --> 00:17:58,865
- What are you thinking like a
YouTube channel or something?
298
00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:00,127
- YouTube is like a whole like
subscriber,
299
00:18:00,171 --> 00:18:02,825
metadata algorithm, hot girl
thumbnail,
300
00:18:02,869 --> 00:18:03,957
like channel subscribe.
301
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,307
I don't understand YouTube.
302
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,187
I was thinking a documentary.
303
00:18:19,407 --> 00:18:23,933
- All right. Well, I actually
do have to run to work now,
304
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,849
but I don't think I work
tomorrow night.
305
00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:29,113
If you wanted to reconvene
then get it started.
306
00:18:30,462 --> 00:18:31,724
- Yeah, let's do it.
307
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:33,813
- All right.
308
00:18:35,554 --> 00:18:38,209
[Levi groaning]
309
00:18:41,299 --> 00:18:43,823
Is it possible this is
extremely dangerous
310
00:18:43,866 --> 00:18:46,086
and we just completely
overlooked that part?
311
00:18:50,134 --> 00:18:53,485
- No one's ever died of like a
demon or a ghost or whatever.
312
00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:57,141
It's always just slamming
cabinets and doors
313
00:18:57,184 --> 00:18:59,969
and like cold spots and stuff.
314
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,363
- Totally. So if it gets
dangerous, we just stop.
315
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:03,712
Easy, right?
316
00:19:03,756 --> 00:19:04,887
I'll see you then.
317
00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:06,193
Can you take care of that
318
00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:07,455
to put somewhere safe on
the side of the house.
319
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:13,853
Hey, hi. So sorry. I did
not make it to the thing.
320
00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:18,423
- Yeah. First I did find
it a little bit strange
321
00:19:18,466 --> 00:19:20,381
that the youth shelter
that Levi volunteers
322
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:22,470
that would send somebody to
check on him
323
00:19:22,514 --> 00:19:24,342
when he doesn't show up, but...
324
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,996
- [Isabel] I'm sorry.
325
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,217
I think your bio was in one
of the destroyed hard drives.
326
00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:33,177
Maybe let's get that first.
Okay?
327
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,787
- Yeah. Okay.
328
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,267
- [Levi] Just because this feels
a little bit weird is okay.
329
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,703
If I just look at you,
330
00:19:37,746 --> 00:19:39,270
I know John likes it like this,
331
00:19:39,313 --> 00:19:41,446
but you could just.
332
00:19:41,489 --> 00:19:43,970
- [John] I started out with
photography
333
00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:45,450
and I thought a better way
334
00:19:45,493 --> 00:19:47,756
to finance photography was
to become a math teacher.
335
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,149
I thought it'd be more chill.
336
00:19:49,193 --> 00:19:50,759
I thought I'll be the cool
teacher,
337
00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:53,022
but those kids they just hated
me.
338
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,372
Even though I adjusted the
curve so much,
339
00:19:54,415 --> 00:19:56,287
I should've been fired.
340
00:19:56,330 --> 00:20:00,552
Some people, they like
kids, but they are not good.
341
00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:03,207
Anyways, I fell in love with
Lonnie
342
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,644
and chased him out here to LA.
343
00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:09,996
Now I spend my days and
nights charging scooters,
344
00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:12,999
and I hope that the rent check
clears
345
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:14,870
so that I'm not moving in with
my grandma
346
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,089
when I'm in my thirties.
347
00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:19,048
Move on to the
348
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:19,919
convict thing?
349
00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:22,922
- [Levi] I mean, I think the
reason why I got into this
350
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:27,318
with John was that I just
loved watching X Files with
351
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:30,016
my sister I was little.
352
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:33,062
Now it's like everything
like the X Files I guess.
353
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,369
- [John] Even though Levi
played it off really well,
354
00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:38,198
I knew something about that guy
was...
355
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:42,246
[soft soothing music]
356
00:20:43,421 --> 00:20:45,640
You know I'll say this.
357
00:20:45,684 --> 00:20:48,469
I can totally see why he
wouldn't want to share like
that.
358
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:53,213
[ominous music]
359
00:21:21,372 --> 00:21:22,634
Hey, careful with the threading
on
360
00:21:22,677 --> 00:21:23,983
that thing it's kinda old.
361
00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:28,814
Is your phone okay?
362
00:21:28,857 --> 00:21:29,902
- Yeah, I'm all good.
363
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,690
- God, all that heat just
coming from the closet?
364
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,997
- Yeah, it is hot as shit.
365
00:21:38,911 --> 00:21:43,350
I have this theory that the
downstairs unit is vacant
366
00:21:43,394 --> 00:21:45,439
and maybe like someone left on
a heater
367
00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:49,530
or how kind of sweet would
ghost fire be?
368
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:52,403
- Yeah, how much do you
think like Netflix pays
369
00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:54,056
for one of these documentaries.
370
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,319
Let's say about movies selling
371
00:21:55,362 --> 00:21:58,104
at film festivals for millions
of dollars.
372
00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:00,106
So I would say at least like 10
million,
373
00:22:00,149 --> 00:22:01,412
something like that.
374
00:22:02,326 --> 00:22:03,849
- Honestly, that sounds kind of
low.
375
00:22:04,763 --> 00:22:07,679
Oh, hey. I know it's a
little early for this,
376
00:22:07,722 --> 00:22:10,464
but I was thinking a
little bit about the title.
377
00:22:11,726 --> 00:22:12,553
All right, check this out.
378
00:22:13,772 --> 00:22:16,427
"Something in the light."
379
00:22:19,952 --> 00:22:20,779
Isn't that cool?
380
00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:24,609
I get it.
381
00:22:24,652 --> 00:22:26,262
- Yeah, because of the fucking
light.
382
00:22:27,568 --> 00:22:29,353
That's dope. I thought of one
too.
383
00:22:42,453 --> 00:22:44,629
"The door that wouldn't shut."
384
00:22:44,672 --> 00:22:46,674
[door cringing]
385
00:22:46,718 --> 00:22:47,545
- For the title?
386
00:22:49,764 --> 00:22:51,070
That's cool.
387
00:22:51,113 --> 00:22:51,940
- Thank you.
388
00:22:56,771 --> 00:22:59,034
- It's probably got too
syllables
though, you know. Right?
389
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:04,649
[camera shuttering]
390
00:23:04,692 --> 00:23:06,477
- I'm pretty sure that's almost
391
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,654
the exact same amount of,
what was the other one?
392
00:23:09,697 --> 00:23:11,699
- It's got one more syllable.
393
00:23:11,743 --> 00:23:13,005
It's hard to remember.
394
00:23:13,048 --> 00:23:15,181
So titles are important.
395
00:23:17,618 --> 00:23:20,969
[footsteps diminishing]
396
00:23:27,889 --> 00:23:30,326
[TV hissing]
397
00:23:37,464 --> 00:23:40,119
[air whooshing]
398
00:23:47,779 --> 00:23:49,607
- [John] Praise Jesus.
399
00:23:50,521 --> 00:23:53,175
[air whooshing]
400
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:08,016
[crystal clanking]
401
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:10,497
I guess that waits for you for
that part.
402
00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:13,369
[crystal beeping]
403
00:24:15,546 --> 00:24:18,244
You rolling? You rolling?
404
00:24:18,287 --> 00:24:19,550
- Oh shit.
405
00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:22,030
[rapid beeping]
406
00:24:22,074 --> 00:24:23,205
- Wait.
407
00:24:23,249 --> 00:24:26,382
[camera beeping]
408
00:24:26,426 --> 00:24:30,430
Fuck. Camera overheated
and the SD card was full.
409
00:24:30,474 --> 00:24:32,432
So we couldn't have
gotten anything anyways.
410
00:24:32,476 --> 00:24:34,086
- I might've gotten
something on the film camera,
411
00:24:34,129 --> 00:24:37,002
but I doubt it and I didn't
charge the batteries.
412
00:24:37,045 --> 00:24:39,265
So welcome to amateur hour.
413
00:24:39,308 --> 00:24:41,615
- Dude. I feel like if you
get anything on day one,
414
00:24:41,659 --> 00:24:42,616
that's a win.
415
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:43,835
- We didn't get anything.
416
00:24:43,878 --> 00:24:46,402
Your camera was completely out
of focus.
417
00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:47,752
- I don't think it was.
418
00:24:47,795 --> 00:24:50,537
And also I just feel
like this is an indicator
419
00:24:50,581 --> 00:24:54,628
that we need a better
plan, better equipment,
420
00:24:54,672 --> 00:24:57,588
real cameras, real
lighting, real microphones.
421
00:24:57,631 --> 00:24:58,850
- This is real.
422
00:24:58,893 --> 00:25:00,329
- No, but I mean like
professional stuff,
423
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,679
like when you see politicians
424
00:25:01,722 --> 00:25:04,029
and they got all microphones
on their collars.
425
00:25:04,072 --> 00:25:05,944
We should like divvy up tasks.
426
00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:08,294
Like you be the main camera guy
427
00:25:08,337 --> 00:25:10,035
and I'll be the supplementary
camera guy.
428
00:25:10,078 --> 00:25:11,906
I could do all the audio stuff.
429
00:25:11,950 --> 00:25:16,432
And you could do like
the video organizing.
430
00:25:16,476 --> 00:25:17,433
- Data manager.
431
00:25:17,477 --> 00:25:18,652
- Data entry. Exactly.
432
00:25:20,045 --> 00:25:22,482
And obviously we don't know
when exactly
433
00:25:22,526 --> 00:25:23,570
this thing's happening.
434
00:25:23,614 --> 00:25:25,529
We're probably going to take
shifts.
435
00:25:25,572 --> 00:25:28,096
So, here you go.
436
00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:30,925
Remember to lock up,
437
00:25:30,969 --> 00:25:33,580
remember to leave all the
windows open.
438
00:25:33,624 --> 00:25:34,755
So you don't fucking cook us.
439
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:35,843
- You know this is how stupid
people
440
00:25:35,887 --> 00:25:37,541
get murdered on "Dateline,"
right?
441
00:25:38,585 --> 00:25:39,804
- You're gonna murder me?
442
00:25:43,503 --> 00:25:45,418
- No one's getting murdered.
443
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,202
And ghosts can't kill you
either.
444
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:48,421
- You keep saying that,
445
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:51,859
but you're not Dana Fox or
Mulder Scully.
446
00:25:51,903 --> 00:25:52,991
- How do you think a ghost
kills someone.
447
00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:54,427
It has a ghost knife?
448
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,734
They just like pull out their
ghost shank
449
00:25:56,777 --> 00:25:58,605
and they stab you and ghost
pre...
450
00:25:58,649 --> 00:25:59,780
What is that?
451
00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:01,347
- It's just like an energy
supplement.
452
00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:03,131
I get out this nutropics
website.
453
00:26:05,743 --> 00:26:06,570
- Are they safe?
454
00:26:08,963 --> 00:26:11,444
- Yeah, it's just like a
all natural amino acids.
455
00:26:12,663 --> 00:26:15,317
[ominous music]
456
00:26:29,201 --> 00:26:32,596
[upbeat music]
457
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,845
[diminishing soft music]
458
00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:06,934
- Kind of hard to explain,
459
00:27:06,978 --> 00:27:08,544
but yeah. I mean, I'm kind of
an idiot.
460
00:27:08,588 --> 00:27:10,764
I was supposed to do
something with him tonight,
461
00:27:10,808 --> 00:27:12,636
but I forgot to get his contact
info
462
00:27:12,679 --> 00:27:13,724
and he's not home so.
463
00:27:16,857 --> 00:27:18,206
Grandma you're genius.
464
00:27:19,947 --> 00:27:22,907
Yeah. He's gotta be on some
kind of social media somewhere.
465
00:27:24,212 --> 00:27:26,867
[ominous music]
466
00:27:28,739 --> 00:27:33,613
Sorry. Yeah. I'll call you back
later on.
467
00:27:33,657 --> 00:27:34,483
I love you. Bye.
468
00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:44,668
[banging on door]
469
00:27:49,194 --> 00:27:50,064
- What's up man.
470
00:27:50,108 --> 00:27:51,152
Oh, they make me dress like this
471
00:27:51,196 --> 00:27:52,327
for like the speakeasy and shit,
472
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:53,546
it fucking sucks.
473
00:27:54,895 --> 00:27:56,331
Did I get the right hard drives?
474
00:27:57,332 --> 00:27:58,856
Dope, I actually,
475
00:27:58,899 --> 00:28:00,292
I picked up a high decibel
camera right next to my work.
476
00:28:00,335 --> 00:28:01,989
So, I have that too.
477
00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:04,818
Did you get the gear?
478
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,255
- Yeah.
479
00:28:07,299 --> 00:28:08,648
- Awesome. Okay.
480
00:28:09,649 --> 00:28:11,085
Are we're gonna do this or...
481
00:28:13,784 --> 00:28:14,654
- Yeah.
482
00:28:16,047 --> 00:28:17,613
- And the gear?
483
00:28:17,657 --> 00:28:18,484
- Yeah.
484
00:28:20,268 --> 00:28:22,923
[ominous music]
485
00:28:33,673 --> 00:28:36,328
[bell jingling]
486
00:28:38,939 --> 00:28:41,637
[ominous music]
487
00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:07,489
[camera stand falling]
488
00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:10,797
- Hey John. I know I said I
could do this,
489
00:29:10,841 --> 00:29:13,147
but I was incorrect.
490
00:29:13,191 --> 00:29:15,106
Do you mind helping me out.
491
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:19,284
Thanks bud.
492
00:29:21,112 --> 00:29:22,722
This camera's basically
what I was talking about
493
00:29:22,766 --> 00:29:24,942
in terms of a bigger thing and
actually never told you this.
494
00:29:24,985 --> 00:29:26,160
I was gonna buy a bunch
495
00:29:26,204 --> 00:29:27,901
of camera equipment several
years back,
496
00:29:27,945 --> 00:29:29,033
but someone told me my tips
would up
497
00:29:29,076 --> 00:29:31,513
to like 20 to 40% if I fixed my
teeth.
498
00:29:31,557 --> 00:29:33,820
So I got braces, spent
all the money on that.
499
00:29:33,864 --> 00:29:36,170
Didn't get the camera
equipment, check this out.
500
00:29:40,435 --> 00:29:41,523
- You are on the audio.
501
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:43,961
- Was I supposed to?
502
00:29:44,004 --> 00:29:44,831
- I already got it.
503
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:52,056
- So, are you being weird
because we forgot to run audio?
504
00:29:52,099 --> 00:29:54,014
- The other day in front of our
place.
505
00:29:55,102 --> 00:29:56,625
Who was that?
506
00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:59,628
- That was my probation
counselor.
507
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,196
I told you I've got the charity
thing
508
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,589
I do at the youth shelter
509
00:30:03,632 --> 00:30:04,938
and they just get really
weird when I don't show up
510
00:30:04,982 --> 00:30:06,026
or I'm late or anything.
511
00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:07,419
- You know that everyone would
say
512
00:30:07,462 --> 00:30:09,334
there's a huge difference
between volunteer work
513
00:30:09,377 --> 00:30:10,770
and mandatory community service.
514
00:30:10,814 --> 00:30:12,119
- I don't want to get
caught up in the weeds
515
00:30:12,163 --> 00:30:15,557
of what exactly that's called.
516
00:30:15,601 --> 00:30:17,211
- You want to tell me what
you did to get yourself a PO.
517
00:30:17,255 --> 00:30:20,519
- It is a not an interesting
story, not even worth telling.
518
00:30:25,872 --> 00:30:30,834
So you read online that I'm
a registered sex offender.
519
00:30:35,012 --> 00:30:35,882
- What?
520
00:30:35,926 --> 00:30:38,232
- I was having to go cocktails,
521
00:30:38,276 --> 00:30:40,800
during one of the big city-wide
shutdowns
522
00:30:40,844 --> 00:30:42,367
and I had to piss really bad.
523
00:30:42,410 --> 00:30:45,587
There were literally no
restrooms open anywhere.
524
00:30:45,631 --> 00:30:48,939
I see this alley, I go back
there I am relieving myself
525
00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:49,896
and the next thing I know,
526
00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:51,202
I'm pissing all over my shoes
527
00:30:51,245 --> 00:30:52,377
because the cop handcuffed...
528
00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:53,508
[bottle breaking]
529
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,075
That was the wall of a daycare
center.
530
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:57,469
A closed daycare center.
531
00:31:01,081 --> 00:31:02,039
- Is that true?
532
00:31:02,082 --> 00:31:04,215
- Yeah. It's true.
533
00:31:04,258 --> 00:31:05,520
I mean you can look up the
court record
534
00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:06,695
that those things are really
dry.
535
00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:08,349
And I just gave the cliff notes
version
536
00:31:08,393 --> 00:31:10,047
and it's really hard to defend
yourself
537
00:31:10,090 --> 00:31:13,833
against pedophilia allegations
wearing a fucking bow tie.
538
00:31:24,975 --> 00:31:27,586
[soft humming]
539
00:31:38,423 --> 00:31:41,426
[TV humming softly]
540
00:31:53,351 --> 00:31:54,874
- We are rolling?
541
00:31:54,918 --> 00:31:55,962
- Yeah, we are rolling.
542
00:31:58,878 --> 00:32:01,707
[camera clicking]
543
00:32:04,884 --> 00:32:08,235
When I was younger I did
this thing called geocaching.
544
00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:09,541
It's kind of like scavenger
hunting,
545
00:32:09,584 --> 00:32:11,064
but for adults with the GPS
546
00:32:12,326 --> 00:32:17,244
and 10 or 20 years ago I found
this book
547
00:32:17,288 --> 00:32:19,377
and it was really cool
548
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:21,727
kind of pseudoscience coffee
table book.
549
00:32:21,770 --> 00:32:23,859
It's called the "Geometry of
Magnetism."
550
00:32:25,122 --> 00:32:27,776
And it's written in like
Esperanto
551
00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,691
and the author's name was
redacted.
552
00:32:32,259 --> 00:32:37,264
I swear to you, that symbol
is on the cover of my book.
553
00:32:40,528 --> 00:32:43,618
- What? That's not very ghost
like.
554
00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:44,489
- No.
555
00:32:48,275 --> 00:32:49,407
Do I seem okay?
556
00:32:52,801 --> 00:32:53,585
- I don't know.
557
00:32:53,628 --> 00:32:54,455
I don't know you.
558
00:32:54,499 --> 00:32:56,022
- No, I mean, do I seem like
559
00:32:56,066 --> 00:32:58,155
I'm having some kind of a
psychotic break?
560
00:33:00,505 --> 00:33:02,594
- No, psychotic breaks
are totally different.
561
00:33:05,814 --> 00:33:09,644
[soft wind whistling]
562
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:12,343
- If you're a ghost, do
something.
563
00:33:14,388 --> 00:33:17,565
[soft wind whistling]
564
00:33:18,436 --> 00:33:20,351
Do something different.
565
00:33:25,095 --> 00:33:26,792
I mean, we don't actually have
any reason
566
00:33:26,835 --> 00:33:29,229
to think that this is a
ghost or a Poltergeist.
567
00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:31,840
It's the first of movies
or books that you've read.
568
00:33:33,364 --> 00:33:34,626
We might have this all wrong.
569
00:33:37,455 --> 00:33:38,717
- So what is it?
570
00:33:41,067 --> 00:33:41,981
- That's the question?
571
00:33:44,331 --> 00:33:48,161
[resonant rejuvenating music]
572
00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:56,169
The symbol that's on my book
573
00:33:56,213 --> 00:33:58,519
and that was on that refraction.
574
00:33:58,563 --> 00:34:01,131
I swear to God, I've also been
seeing it all over the city.
575
00:34:03,263 --> 00:34:07,093
[resonant rejuvenating music]
576
00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:11,532
Look, all of this is the EM
spectrum,
577
00:34:11,576 --> 00:34:14,622
ElectroMagnetic spectrum,
it's radio waves on up
578
00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:17,756
to the visible light and
this is using derivatives
579
00:34:17,799 --> 00:34:19,410
to find acceleration of
velocity,
580
00:34:19,453 --> 00:34:21,716
but look the value for gravity
is wrong.
581
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,979
They just changed it. And
I don't really know why.
582
00:34:24,023 --> 00:34:25,938
And then this is a ratio
583
00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:27,853
that's kind of like pi,
584
00:34:27,896 --> 00:34:29,333
which people call them golden
ratio.
585
00:34:29,376 --> 00:34:32,118
- Are we quoting Dan
Brown books right now?
586
00:34:32,162 --> 00:34:33,511
- What?
587
00:34:33,554 --> 00:34:34,729
- I'm not making it a
Divinci Code documentary.
588
00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:37,471
- No, Jesus, no, it's just a
ratio.
589
00:34:37,515 --> 00:34:40,300
It's not exactly the
Fibonacci sequence or phi
590
00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:41,475
or the golden ratio or whatever.
591
00:34:41,519 --> 00:34:42,868
It's just an irrational number
592
00:34:42,911 --> 00:34:44,391
with infinite decimals out to
infinity.
593
00:34:44,435 --> 00:34:46,480
There are millions of
irrational numbers.
594
00:34:46,524 --> 00:34:49,135
This is common in the world and
in math.
595
00:34:49,179 --> 00:34:52,138
And it has something
to do with a rectangle,
596
00:34:52,182 --> 00:34:53,966
that when it's expressed as a
ratio,
597
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,186
it is that irrational number.
598
00:34:56,229 --> 00:34:57,796
I don't know what it means
either.
599
00:35:00,190 --> 00:35:01,713
- This has nothing to
do with nautilus shells
600
00:35:01,756 --> 00:35:03,062
the Grail or Stonehenge?
601
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:08,502
[airplane engine roaring]
602
00:35:10,156 --> 00:35:13,464
[electric static noise]
603
00:35:15,596 --> 00:35:17,468
- Everything we've seen so far.
604
00:35:17,511 --> 00:35:19,122
It's either been on
605
00:35:19,165 --> 00:35:21,863
the EM spectrum visible
light, radio waves or...
606
00:35:24,475 --> 00:35:28,783
[resonant rejuvenating music]
607
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:29,654
Gravity.
608
00:35:30,481 --> 00:35:34,311
[resonant rejuvenating music]
609
00:35:45,322 --> 00:35:47,106
- Okay. So it's like,
610
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,239
There is one for gravity
611
00:35:50,370 --> 00:35:51,763
and there's one for electrical
shock.
612
00:35:51,806 --> 00:35:52,807
- Electromagnetism.
613
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:53,852
- Right, yeah.
614
00:35:53,895 --> 00:35:55,288
- Maybe there's two of them.
615
00:35:56,246 --> 00:35:57,116
- Two what?
616
00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:03,644
Man, I hope the neighbors are
all right?
617
00:36:05,168 --> 00:36:06,604
- I heard there was a murder.
618
00:36:07,474 --> 00:36:09,911
- Hey, I keep having this
thought.
619
00:36:09,955 --> 00:36:10,738
Mind giving me a light really
quick?
620
00:36:10,782 --> 00:36:11,609
- I got you.
621
00:36:12,523 --> 00:36:13,350
- Jesus.
622
00:36:16,831 --> 00:36:18,093
Okay.
623
00:36:18,137 --> 00:36:20,922
Here you go. Don't
forget you get to inhale.
624
00:36:20,966 --> 00:36:24,099
- When we first met, you said
this phrase,
625
00:36:24,143 --> 00:36:27,407
it was, "You can only fall so
fast."
626
00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:28,539
Why did you say that?
627
00:36:30,628 --> 00:36:32,456
- I wanted to be a skydive
instructor.
628
00:36:32,499 --> 00:36:33,457
- No shit.
629
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,371
- Yeah.
630
00:36:34,414 --> 00:36:35,154
- How many times did you jump?
631
00:36:35,198 --> 00:36:36,634
- One.
632
00:36:36,677 --> 00:36:37,809
- And then I was like,
633
00:36:37,852 --> 00:36:39,811
Hey, maybe I'll like start a
band,
634
00:36:39,854 --> 00:36:41,943
but how do you find all
those different people
635
00:36:41,987 --> 00:36:44,250
to play those individual
instruments?
636
00:36:46,165 --> 00:36:47,035
And then I was like,
637
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:47,949
well, maybe I'll get into like
638
00:36:47,993 --> 00:36:49,777
the skateboard apparel industry,
639
00:36:49,821 --> 00:36:51,344
but for some reason my parol
counselor
640
00:36:51,388 --> 00:36:54,217
was really against me
getting into fashion.
641
00:36:57,089 --> 00:37:00,962
And I wanted to work on a
fishing boat in Jamaica,
642
00:37:01,006 --> 00:37:02,747
maybe like surfing tours or
something.
643
00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:07,360
But there's some legal
issues with the passport.
644
00:37:08,231 --> 00:37:10,842
The point is that nothing
ever quite clicked.
645
00:37:10,885 --> 00:37:12,583
- Yes. I floated around a lot
too.
646
00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:21,331
I feel like I was built for
this.
647
00:37:23,985 --> 00:37:25,900
- I would also think I was
built for this
648
00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:28,338
if my thing was electricity
649
00:37:28,381 --> 00:37:31,210
and treasure hunting and not
gravity.
650
00:37:33,386 --> 00:37:35,258
- There's nothing to that?
651
00:37:35,301 --> 00:37:37,216
- I mean my entire life,
652
00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:40,088
I felt like there's like
this invisible force
653
00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:43,788
just holding me back from
accomplishing anything
654
00:37:43,831 --> 00:37:45,703
I dream about, anything I want
to do.
655
00:37:45,746 --> 00:37:47,008
- That's super depressing
656
00:37:47,052 --> 00:37:48,401
and you should talk to
a therapist about that.
657
00:37:48,445 --> 00:37:51,404
- I am not like a
continuously depressed person.
658
00:37:52,927 --> 00:37:55,147
This cop just totally parked in
my space.
659
00:37:56,104 --> 00:37:59,107
I just feel like someone
chucked me out of an airplane
660
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,500
when I was a baby.
661
00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:03,895
And I've been at terminal
velocity my entire life.
662
00:38:03,938 --> 00:38:08,421
I didn't ask that person to
chuck me out of that airplane.
663
00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:20,085
[cop cursing]
664
00:38:22,827 --> 00:38:24,219
- How does your parole work.
665
00:38:25,917 --> 00:38:28,659
[deep breathing]
666
00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:53,597
[knock on the door]
667
00:39:00,386 --> 00:39:01,605
You know it's insanely weird
668
00:39:01,648 --> 00:39:03,911
that you give apples
to kids for Halloween.
669
00:39:03,955 --> 00:39:05,086
Actually you know it's weird,
670
00:39:05,130 --> 00:39:06,653
is that their parents don't
just check
671
00:39:06,697 --> 00:39:08,829
the sex offender registry before
they send them marching up
672
00:39:08,873 --> 00:39:09,743
to your door.
673
00:39:09,787 --> 00:39:10,657
You know, they're gonna check
674
00:39:10,701 --> 00:39:12,093
those apples for razors though.
675
00:39:12,137 --> 00:39:14,008
- The OD across the way was
originally
676
00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:15,314
put it is a murder
677
00:39:15,358 --> 00:39:16,489
and parents still bring
their children there.
678
00:39:16,533 --> 00:39:17,969
I don't think they're worried
about
679
00:39:18,012 --> 00:39:19,884
the who guy peed on a wall.
680
00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:22,582
[camera shuttering]
681
00:39:22,626 --> 00:39:25,324
[ominous music]
682
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,740
[door cringing]
683
00:39:50,741 --> 00:39:53,396
[ominous music]
684
00:40:04,929 --> 00:40:07,845
[items clattering]
685
00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:19,073
- [Robert] Well, basically when
people buy
686
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,858
or build on a property,
687
00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:23,164
they hire me to come in
688
00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:25,471
and assess for any geologic
hazards,
689
00:40:25,515 --> 00:40:30,563
landslides, seismic activity,
sink holes, volcanoes.
690
00:40:30,607 --> 00:40:33,174
- [John] Volcanoes? Are you
serious?
691
00:40:33,218 --> 00:40:34,915
- Yeah. Volcanoes.
692
00:40:34,959 --> 00:40:36,221
[ominous music]
693
00:40:36,264 --> 00:40:37,352
- [John] That's awesome.
694
00:40:37,396 --> 00:40:38,571
Can you just tell me what you
found
695
00:40:38,615 --> 00:40:40,660
in the soil samples beneath the
apartment?
696
00:40:40,704 --> 00:40:42,096
- Yeah. Well, I know you were
concerned
697
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,620
that there were some anomalies.
698
00:40:43,663 --> 00:40:46,274
The chromium was a little high.
699
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:47,450
There was some Lead in there.
700
00:40:47,493 --> 00:40:50,322
I have some from pre 1978 paint
job,
701
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,498
but everything was okay.
702
00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:55,153
No more arsenic or anything
like that.
703
00:40:55,196 --> 00:40:57,851
- [John] The other.
The other thing I know.
704
00:40:57,895 --> 00:40:58,983
- What's that?
705
00:40:59,026 --> 00:41:00,550
- [John] The crystal thing.
706
00:41:00,593 --> 00:41:01,768
- The crystal?
707
00:41:03,509 --> 00:41:04,467
- Are you all right?
708
00:41:06,817 --> 00:41:10,168
[footsteps approaching]
709
00:41:12,562 --> 00:41:15,042
- Do you mind shooting this
real quick?
710
00:41:15,086 --> 00:41:15,913
- Why?
711
00:41:17,915 --> 00:41:20,570
- Well, it's supposed to be 175
712
00:41:22,223 --> 00:41:25,836
and it's obviously much lower.
713
00:41:25,879 --> 00:41:27,272
And if gravity is fluctuating
714
00:41:27,315 --> 00:41:28,882
that much it could be really
messing
715
00:41:28,926 --> 00:41:31,450
with the foundation of the
building
716
00:41:31,494 --> 00:41:34,148
and that earthquake had
just been a warning shot.
717
00:41:36,586 --> 00:41:38,588
- I don't want to invalidate
what you're saying at all.
718
00:41:38,631 --> 00:41:40,285
It's just, you know what I
mean we live in Los Angeles,
719
00:41:40,328 --> 00:41:41,547
there's earthquakes all the time
720
00:41:41,591 --> 00:41:46,030
and people's weight
fluctuates. It's normal.
721
00:41:46,073 --> 00:41:47,422
I mean, it just think
722
00:41:47,466 --> 00:41:48,859
we've got to be kind of
scientific about this,
723
00:41:48,902 --> 00:41:52,732
we can't just assign meaning
to every little thing.
724
00:41:52,776 --> 00:41:54,125
- I get all that,
725
00:41:54,168 --> 00:41:57,432
but if in a month we got
from some floating things
726
00:41:57,476 --> 00:42:00,784
and some lights to
earthquakes by New Year's
727
00:42:00,827 --> 00:42:02,612
we would be under rubble.
728
00:42:02,655 --> 00:42:04,788
And we did agree when we
started this,
729
00:42:04,831 --> 00:42:07,181
that if we felt like we
were in danger, we'd stop.
730
00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:08,966
And I'm not saying we should
stop.
731
00:42:09,836 --> 00:42:12,447
I think we should at
least acknowledge this.
732
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,979
- I've been giving some thought
to that title you suggested.
733
00:42:22,022 --> 00:42:26,244
And honestly I think I just
judged it a little too early
734
00:42:26,287 --> 00:42:27,767
and I think it's thematically
resonant
735
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,900
with what we're trying to do
here.
736
00:42:29,943 --> 00:42:32,250
And I think we should use it.
737
00:42:37,647 --> 00:42:39,779
- "The door that wouldn't shut."
738
00:42:41,651 --> 00:42:44,610
[ghostly whistling]
739
00:42:48,222 --> 00:42:51,574
[Electric static noise]
740
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,927
[ominous music]
741
00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:02,019
- Hey, can you mute that really
quick?
742
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,155
[ominous music]
743
00:43:20,951 --> 00:43:23,606
[door cringing]
744
00:43:24,998 --> 00:43:27,653
[ominous music]
745
00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:48,021
- I listen to this podcast,
746
00:43:48,065 --> 00:43:50,284
actually can you record that
really quick on your camera?
747
00:43:53,461 --> 00:43:54,767
- So, we're rolling.
748
00:43:56,203 --> 00:43:58,989
- I have this podcast
that I listened to by,
749
00:44:01,165 --> 00:44:02,079
I don't even know.
750
00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:07,650
He has this kind of wild
unifying theory
751
00:44:07,693 --> 00:44:12,655
of the universe that the
aliens actually planted
752
00:44:13,264 --> 00:44:14,874
the building blocks of life on
earth
753
00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:17,834
as some kind of a science
experiment.
754
00:44:17,877 --> 00:44:19,705
And they don't want to
contaminate their experiment,
755
00:44:19,749 --> 00:44:21,664
which is why we don't hear from
them,
756
00:44:21,707 --> 00:44:23,883
but we will make contact
757
00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:25,319
or they will make contact at
some point
758
00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:29,019
once we are socially and
politically evolved enough.
759
00:44:29,062 --> 00:44:31,282
So maybe that's now maybe
that's us,
760
00:44:31,325 --> 00:44:34,720
and maybe the heat and all
these critters
761
00:44:34,764 --> 00:44:36,330
and all of that is just
the flora and fauna
762
00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:38,463
and weather on another planet.
763
00:44:45,252 --> 00:44:47,167
- And that's actually
a really interesting,
764
00:44:47,211 --> 00:44:50,562
do you mind if I jump in
there and just kind of, okay,
765
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:52,390
I'm just gonna have to get that
frame up.
766
00:44:55,088 --> 00:44:56,873
So here's the thing,
767
00:44:56,916 --> 00:44:59,136
I saw online the other day
768
00:44:59,179 --> 00:45:01,791
that basically scientists think
769
00:45:01,834 --> 00:45:05,533
that there are some planets
sort of like earth, right?
770
00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:07,318
But the nearest one,
771
00:45:07,361 --> 00:45:08,972
like the nearest one
that would have water,
772
00:45:09,015 --> 00:45:10,451
the nearest one to have
like little critter
773
00:45:10,495 --> 00:45:11,626
like the one we've been hearing,
774
00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:15,848
it would be like 6,000 years
away using
775
00:45:15,892 --> 00:45:18,459
the best technology we
could possibly come up with.
776
00:45:19,809 --> 00:45:21,158
That being what it is,
777
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,378
how do we explain it being in
my attic?
778
00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:27,730
Also, where did you hear this
podcast?
779
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,908
- Just on a message board
somewhere.
780
00:45:33,910 --> 00:45:36,173
- Are there message pods for
more things
781
00:45:36,216 --> 00:45:38,958
than like anime and finding
contract killers and stuff?
782
00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:40,525
- Just because something sounds
783
00:45:40,568 --> 00:45:42,222
a little bit crazy doesn't
mean it's not partially true.
784
00:45:42,266 --> 00:45:45,138
I mean, that's how you find
truth.
785
00:45:45,182 --> 00:45:48,228
MK ultra, that was actually
mind control.
786
00:45:48,272 --> 00:45:50,404
COINTELPRO that was real,
787
00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:53,668
soft disclosure of UFO's
just happened to Congress.
788
00:45:55,583 --> 00:45:58,064
- Here we are at the launch
status center.
789
00:45:58,108 --> 00:46:01,633
Let's go inside and see if we
can find anybody to talk to.
790
00:46:02,808 --> 00:46:07,030
NASA has known about a time
travel method
791
00:46:07,073 --> 00:46:08,379
of Albert Einstein.
792
00:46:08,422 --> 00:46:10,642
He said, if you travel
at the speed of light,
793
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:12,078
you can time travel.
794
00:46:15,081 --> 00:46:16,517
- Time travel.
795
00:46:16,561 --> 00:46:18,084
- Start over.
796
00:46:18,128 --> 00:46:20,783
[ominous music]
797
00:47:11,964 --> 00:47:13,574
- There is no light source.
798
00:47:17,187 --> 00:47:19,842
[ominous music]
799
00:47:21,147 --> 00:47:21,974
- Crystal?
800
00:47:23,236 --> 00:47:25,412
You mean the quartz deposits?
801
00:47:25,456 --> 00:47:26,544
- [John] Yeah, and how
802
00:47:26,587 --> 00:47:27,806
it can create electricity and
focus.
803
00:47:27,850 --> 00:47:31,201
- It definitely doesn't
create electricity.
804
00:47:31,244 --> 00:47:33,551
Quartz is the most abundant
mineral in the world.
805
00:47:33,594 --> 00:47:36,859
If you have them underneath
your house you're fine.
806
00:47:37,947 --> 00:47:40,558
[soft humming]
807
00:47:41,864 --> 00:47:44,518
[ominous music]
808
00:48:09,630 --> 00:48:11,719
- [John] In your own words.
809
00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:13,765
Just say what happened here?
810
00:48:15,941 --> 00:48:18,857
- I think that if one was to
express
811
00:48:18,901 --> 00:48:22,774
what you thought happened to
you,
812
00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:24,645
it might be seen as trying
813
00:48:24,689 --> 00:48:26,560
to garner some fame and
attention.
814
00:48:26,604 --> 00:48:29,824
- [John] Wind a minute, you
know, these things found us,
815
00:48:29,868 --> 00:48:31,522
we're not doing it for fame or
recognition
816
00:48:31,565 --> 00:48:33,132
or anything like that.
817
00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:38,181
We just saw something profound
818
00:48:39,747 --> 00:48:42,576
and we wanted to share it with
the world.
819
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:46,493
I don't know what the
problem with that would be.
820
00:48:47,712 --> 00:48:49,540
- I don't want to be rude.
821
00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:51,194
- [John] It's okay. It's okay.
822
00:48:52,325 --> 00:48:55,720
- Why didn't you play
yourselves in the recreations?
823
00:48:58,941 --> 00:49:01,508
[door banging]
824
00:49:06,035 --> 00:49:09,516
- Is that exactly where
the snake skin was?
825
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:13,172
- Yeah. It was a little
bit more in a closet,
826
00:49:13,216 --> 00:49:14,608
but I just pulled it a
little out for the shot,
827
00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:16,959
just so it would show up
more on camera on this side.
828
00:49:17,002 --> 00:49:18,656
- Okay. Cool.
829
00:49:18,699 --> 00:49:21,006
Well, I mean your sleep looked
great.
830
00:49:21,050 --> 00:49:22,703
You wanna cut?
831
00:49:22,747 --> 00:49:24,444
- Yeah. Okay. Awesome.
832
00:49:24,488 --> 00:49:28,405
- All right. It's so weird
doing all this stuff over again.
833
00:49:28,448 --> 00:49:31,060
It's like you're taking too
many edibles
834
00:49:31,103 --> 00:49:32,322
and watch Unsolved Mysteries
835
00:49:32,365 --> 00:49:34,498
and you think you on
the recreation sketch.
836
00:49:36,326 --> 00:49:37,153
- [John] Nope.
837
00:49:39,068 --> 00:49:40,199
- Pod of Orcas,
838
00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:41,331
apex predator of the sea
839
00:49:41,374 --> 00:49:43,768
and obviously an Orca has never
attacked
840
00:49:43,811 --> 00:49:45,291
a human in the wild,
841
00:49:45,335 --> 00:49:48,033
but still just out of fucking
respect.
842
00:49:48,077 --> 00:49:49,687
I hold out on the spear
843
00:49:50,688 --> 00:49:52,124
and one of them swims over.
844
00:49:52,168 --> 00:49:53,125
I call him Shamoo.
845
00:49:53,169 --> 00:49:55,910
He swam over and just gently ate
846
00:49:57,216 --> 00:49:58,870
the stingray right off my spear
847
00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:00,393
and then swims away with the
pod singing
848
00:50:00,437 --> 00:50:02,656
these beautiful whale
songs like just for me.
849
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:04,615
- Hey I keep on having this
idea.
850
00:50:04,658 --> 00:50:06,051
Actually do you mind
rolling this really quick?
851
00:50:06,095 --> 00:50:07,183
I'm sorry. I just.
852
00:50:07,226 --> 00:50:09,707
- Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this.
853
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:13,406
- So I think you're right about
854
00:50:13,450 --> 00:50:15,452
the distance thing with the
aliens,
855
00:50:15,495 --> 00:50:17,976
I think it's impossible
to had any contact,
856
00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:19,108
it's too far away,
857
00:50:19,151 --> 00:50:21,153
but if the universe is actually
858
00:50:21,197 --> 00:50:24,243
in 10 dimensions like this
Ted talk I listened to,
859
00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:26,767
maybe these gateways to other
dimensions
860
00:50:26,811 --> 00:50:28,117
are actually just all around us.
861
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,249
And the gateways are right top
of us.
862
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:31,511
We just can't see them.
863
00:50:31,555 --> 00:50:33,818
So maybe your closet down there,
864
00:50:33,861 --> 00:50:37,300
that's just another gateway
to another dimension
865
00:50:37,343 --> 00:50:39,867
that has different temperatures
866
00:50:39,911 --> 00:50:42,957
and different flora and
fauna and our creators,
867
00:50:45,351 --> 00:50:47,266
trying to get us to do
something.
868
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,011
You like it?
869
00:50:56,406 --> 00:50:59,583
- See, that and this,
870
00:50:59,626 --> 00:51:01,846
just a couple of things
I'm gonna miss about LA.
871
00:51:01,889 --> 00:51:03,195
- I think you're crazy if you
are leaving.
872
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,371
- I mean, this is gonna change
everything.
873
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:12,335
- The other night I was
leaving my shift at work.
874
00:51:12,378 --> 00:51:13,945
I heard a little buzz
875
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:18,123
and I'm walking home, walking
up Sunset.
876
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,298
There is always people
who are getting ready
877
00:51:19,342 --> 00:51:21,083
for some big, dirty crazy night
out.
878
00:51:21,126 --> 00:51:22,736
And you kind of feel the energy
of it.
879
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:25,565
And the Santa Ana winds are
blowing
880
00:51:25,609 --> 00:51:30,092
and I look over and it's
another coyote.
881
00:51:31,223 --> 00:51:34,313
He's looking right through
me like I'm a ghost.
882
00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:35,706
And then he just trots off,
883
00:51:35,749 --> 00:51:38,839
down Sunset Boulevard,
that big old coyote smile.
884
00:51:38,883 --> 00:51:42,408
And no one talks about like
those moments in Los Angeles.
885
00:51:42,452 --> 00:51:43,496
People talk about the traffic.
886
00:51:43,540 --> 00:51:44,671
People talk about everything
else,
887
00:51:44,715 --> 00:51:46,325
everything they can complain
about,
888
00:51:46,369 --> 00:51:49,502
but they never talk about
like those magical LA moments.
889
00:51:51,765 --> 00:51:54,116
- Yeah. You got to dig
deep in the city for it but
890
00:51:56,335 --> 00:51:57,728
Magic is there.
891
00:51:57,771 --> 00:51:59,338
- Today I had this fantasy,
892
00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:01,123
I am living in some small town,
893
00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:03,864
like a small town, like
in Stephen King stories,
894
00:52:03,908 --> 00:52:05,083
where you can afford rent
895
00:52:05,127 --> 00:52:06,824
and like some big ass Victorian
house
896
00:52:06,867 --> 00:52:11,829
and get a dog and go to summer
festivals
897
00:52:11,872 --> 00:52:13,309
and eat fresh produce.
898
00:52:13,352 --> 00:52:18,140
And this documentary would
be like my retirement fund
899
00:52:18,183 --> 00:52:19,576
for that life.
900
00:52:19,619 --> 00:52:21,578
- You know, they chose
this location for Hollywood
901
00:52:21,621 --> 00:52:23,145
because of the beautiful light?
902
00:52:24,668 --> 00:52:29,368
I am no Hemingway but I feel
like we found light literally
903
00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:32,110
and metaphorically just
right down in your apartment.
904
00:52:33,024 --> 00:52:34,634
Maybe you should take that as a
sign.
905
00:52:34,678 --> 00:52:36,419
Stick around a little while
longer,
906
00:52:36,462 --> 00:52:37,724
finish this documentary.
907
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,555
You'll see another magic coyote.
908
00:52:44,818 --> 00:52:46,603
Maybe I can set you up with
someone.
909
00:52:49,388 --> 00:52:50,868
- Here we go.
910
00:52:50,911 --> 00:52:52,130
- What?
911
00:52:52,174 --> 00:52:54,654
- Like I've never been
attracted to anyone.
912
00:52:56,526 --> 00:52:58,702
And that is a very hard thing
913
00:52:58,745 --> 00:53:02,271
to explain to people that
you'd be interested in dating.
914
00:53:03,924 --> 00:53:07,406
[airplane engine roaring]
915
00:53:10,409 --> 00:53:12,846
- It's getting a little
unsettling.
916
00:53:13,978 --> 00:53:16,198
- You don't think that has
anything
917
00:53:16,241 --> 00:53:18,722
to do with what we're doing
downstairs,
918
00:53:18,765 --> 00:53:20,550
like it's Bermuda triangle shit.
919
00:53:20,593 --> 00:53:24,902
- No. I get the no attraction
thing,
920
00:53:24,945 --> 00:53:27,687
but you know, Lonnie
for all of his faults,
921
00:53:27,731 --> 00:53:29,950
for all the reasons it didn't
really work out between us,
922
00:53:29,994 --> 00:53:34,041
to me at least he was accepting,
923
00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:36,261
he wanted to bring kids
into this apocalypse,
924
00:53:36,305 --> 00:53:37,958
which is bonkers.
925
00:53:39,046 --> 00:53:40,439
- How do you mean?
926
00:53:43,529 --> 00:53:45,531
- I was out with this guy
one time on one of the apps
927
00:53:45,575 --> 00:53:48,926
and we're talking about all the
ways
928
00:53:48,969 --> 00:53:50,493
that the world could end.
929
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,366
I mean, we're all gonna die,
right?
930
00:53:55,541 --> 00:53:57,151
We're so fixated on not dying,
931
00:53:57,195 --> 00:53:58,065
but it's all gonna happen to us.
932
00:53:58,109 --> 00:53:59,153
So what's the big deal?
933
00:53:59,197 --> 00:54:00,764
I mean what's even the big deal
934
00:54:03,332 --> 00:54:08,337
with like genocides and then
the conversation naturally led
935
00:54:09,686 --> 00:54:12,166
to my church and people get all
binary
936
00:54:12,210 --> 00:54:14,386
when they hear the word
evangelicals.
937
00:54:14,430 --> 00:54:16,997
I mean, people use this phrase
to give themselves peace.
938
00:54:17,041 --> 00:54:18,695
"This too shall pass," right?
939
00:54:18,738 --> 00:54:20,044
But you can just say,
940
00:54:20,087 --> 00:54:22,220
"This to shall end."
941
00:54:22,264 --> 00:54:25,571
It's the same sentiment, the
world's ending for sure. Right?
942
00:54:25,615 --> 00:54:28,574
So why even worry?
943
00:54:31,055 --> 00:54:33,187
You know, it's kinda like you
not wanting
944
00:54:34,058 --> 00:54:35,233
to do it with anyone.
945
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,758
You don't understand it unless
it's you.
946
00:54:42,458 --> 00:54:45,156
- Alright. Actually I got to
get to bed.
947
00:54:46,113 --> 00:54:47,332
- Actually the bar is open soon
948
00:54:47,376 --> 00:54:48,246
if you want we can just
grab a quick drink.
949
00:54:48,290 --> 00:54:50,727
- No, I've got to work tonight.
950
00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:55,645
[ominous music]
951
00:55:00,345 --> 00:55:01,999
- [Narrator] That makes them
quite literally the angels
952
00:55:02,042 --> 00:55:03,957
and not just Abrahamic
religions,
953
00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:06,873
but very likely the
Samaritans and Babylonians.
954
00:55:06,917 --> 00:55:09,311
Well folks tonight, this
lone voice in the desert,
955
00:55:09,354 --> 00:55:12,183
will talk to author, Jesse
Summoner, about his latest book,
956
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:13,489
"Inter-dimensional Angels,
957
00:55:13,532 --> 00:55:15,534
Spirituality in an
Ultra-Terrestrial
958
00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:16,840
World Multi-Verse."
959
00:55:16,883 --> 00:55:18,320
As well as his lecture series
960
00:55:18,363 --> 00:55:19,799
on the works of John Keel
961
00:55:19,843 --> 00:55:22,585
and research in the so-called
Arcadian time anomalies,
962
00:55:22,628 --> 00:55:23,847
in the world, San Diego.
963
00:55:28,852 --> 00:55:31,507
- Why are you dressed like that?
964
00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:36,381
- I don't want to get
bit by a black widow.
965
00:55:37,339 --> 00:55:39,297
If this thing, going against
the walls.
966
00:55:40,603 --> 00:55:41,995
Bit someone.
967
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:46,304
We didn't call animal
control. I feel really bad.
968
00:55:46,348 --> 00:55:47,610
- I thought I'd measure
969
00:55:47,653 --> 00:55:50,221
because building codes
have standardized ratios
970
00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:51,962
for a long time.
971
00:55:52,005 --> 00:55:54,443
So you can buy third-party
stuff from Home Depot.
972
00:55:55,705 --> 00:55:57,794
Your closet threshold
has a different ratio
973
00:55:57,837 --> 00:56:00,449
than the rest of the building.
974
00:56:00,492 --> 00:56:03,190
[ominous music]
975
00:56:14,898 --> 00:56:17,814
[glass shattering]
976
00:56:18,771 --> 00:56:21,426
[ominous music]
977
00:56:36,876 --> 00:56:37,877
- Holy shit.
978
00:56:39,226 --> 00:56:41,881
[ominous music]
979
00:57:05,775 --> 00:57:09,953
[electric static from the
device]
980
00:57:22,487 --> 00:57:26,448
[machine whirring indistinctly]
981
00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:39,722
- There's this thing
called Jerusalem syndrome.
982
00:57:39,765 --> 00:57:41,027
It's when people go to
983
00:57:41,071 --> 00:57:43,073
that city for the first
time in the modern day,
984
00:57:43,116 --> 00:57:47,556
they get the sense that their
whole life led to that moment.
985
00:57:50,907 --> 00:57:52,691
I think maybe that's what I'm
doing.
986
00:57:53,736 --> 00:57:56,303
- That's what they speak in
Jerusalem?
987
00:57:56,347 --> 00:57:57,391
- No, that was Greek.
988
00:57:58,784 --> 00:58:00,656
- I had this really cool math
teacher,
989
00:58:00,699 --> 00:58:02,658
the one that got me into math.
990
00:58:02,701 --> 00:58:03,615
And she was this hippie
991
00:58:03,659 --> 00:58:05,748
that would do these long units
992
00:58:06,749 --> 00:58:08,054
on interesting mathematicians.
993
00:58:08,098 --> 00:58:10,448
And she did this whole week on
Pythagoras.
994
00:58:11,623 --> 00:58:12,972
You know, the triangle guy?
995
00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:15,801
A squared + B squared?
996
00:58:17,499 --> 00:58:19,283
High school, middle school?
997
00:58:21,154 --> 00:58:24,897
Anyway, he actually had this
society,
998
00:58:24,941 --> 00:58:26,203
some people called it a cult,
999
00:58:26,246 --> 00:58:28,510
but it was called the
Pythagorean brotherhood.
1000
00:58:28,553 --> 00:58:31,556
And they did everything from
a numerology to reincarnation,
1001
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,690
to, you know, ritual summoning
magic.
1002
00:58:34,733 --> 00:58:35,908
They worshiped numbers.
1003
00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:39,999
What I'm getting at is I fully
recognize
1004
00:58:40,043 --> 00:58:42,045
that I might be all Jerusalem
syndrome
1005
00:58:42,088 --> 00:58:47,093
in LA right now, but I think
maybe that's what this is.
1006
00:58:49,487 --> 00:58:51,228
I think it's the Pythagoras.
1007
00:58:51,271 --> 00:58:54,536
- Well, why can't be a
group like the Freemasons
1008
00:58:54,579 --> 00:58:58,278
or the Moose Lodge or...
1009
00:58:58,322 --> 00:58:59,149
- What's that?
1010
00:59:00,629 --> 00:59:02,761
- The one that's on discovery
channel all the time.
1011
00:59:02,805 --> 00:59:04,763
It's the Rose Croutons.
1012
00:59:04,807 --> 00:59:07,592
- The Rose Croutons?
1013
00:59:07,636 --> 00:59:08,550
The Rosicrucian's.
1014
00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:11,727
Yeah. I mean,
1015
00:59:11,770 --> 00:59:13,555
I guess it could be any
fraternal organization,
1016
00:59:14,556 --> 00:59:16,732
but when you want to
figure this out, right?
1017
00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:23,260
- So you're saying the
shitty apartment next door
1018
00:59:23,303 --> 00:59:25,088
is a magic Greek temple.
1019
00:59:27,046 --> 00:59:29,701
[ominous music]
1020
00:59:36,099 --> 00:59:39,276
- This is just dream logic.
1021
00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:47,501
- This isn't a year.
1022
00:59:49,242 --> 00:59:51,593
It is the number of days I
spent in a mental institution
1023
00:59:51,636 --> 00:59:52,681
when I was a teenager.
1024
00:59:53,986 --> 00:59:57,990
- It's like all of your
teenage years, what for?
1025
00:59:59,862 --> 01:00:03,561
- You're part of an
evangelical Armageddon church.
1026
01:00:03,605 --> 01:00:06,390
And you're judging me for
managing my mental health
1027
01:00:06,433 --> 01:00:07,304
at a young age?
1028
01:00:07,347 --> 01:00:09,915
- I'm not, I'm sincerely not.
1029
01:00:09,959 --> 01:00:11,308
And is that what you've been
acting so weird about today?
1030
01:00:11,351 --> 01:00:12,526
My church group?
1031
01:00:12,570 --> 01:00:13,832
- I am acting weird
1032
01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:17,575
because you compared my sexual
identity
1033
01:00:17,619 --> 01:00:21,753
to your apocalypse church.
1034
01:00:22,928 --> 01:00:25,627
[ominous music]
1035
01:00:36,289 --> 01:00:40,642
- We celebrate Christmas without
believing in Santa, right?
1036
01:00:45,951 --> 01:00:47,126
It's like that.
1037
01:00:47,170 --> 01:00:48,388
It's exactly like that.
1038
01:00:49,694 --> 01:00:51,827
We celebrate and talk about the
end
1039
01:00:51,870 --> 01:00:55,004
because it gives us a sense
of community, progress...
1040
01:00:55,047 --> 01:00:57,484
[diminishing voice]
1041
01:00:57,528 --> 01:00:58,311
- My first thought was,
1042
01:00:58,355 --> 01:00:59,617
"This is my cue to leave."
1043
01:01:02,011 --> 01:01:03,273
Then I'm walking to Griffith
park
1044
01:01:03,316 --> 01:01:04,317
and I'm taking umm...
1045
01:01:07,059 --> 01:01:08,713
And I come across this park
bench
1046
01:01:08,757 --> 01:01:10,323
that has this plaque on it.
1047
01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:12,456
And on the plaque is William
Thomson
1048
01:01:12,499 --> 01:01:16,852
from the tape who turns
out was the city planner.
1049
01:01:16,895 --> 01:01:18,375
- Good work.
1050
01:01:18,418 --> 01:01:19,985
- And I felt like I made a
discovery.
1051
01:01:21,334 --> 01:01:22,292
I made a break through.
1052
01:01:22,335 --> 01:01:25,338
[phone ringing]
1053
01:01:25,382 --> 01:01:27,950
[upbeat music]
1054
01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:46,969
[Levi snoring]
1055
01:01:53,279 --> 01:01:55,847
[upbeat music]
1056
01:02:17,303 --> 01:02:19,958
[ominous music]
1057
01:02:24,702 --> 01:02:27,270
[upbeat music]
1058
01:02:33,493 --> 01:02:36,148
[ominous music]
1059
01:02:38,977 --> 01:02:40,892
[crystal falling]
1060
01:02:40,936 --> 01:02:43,634
[electric static]
1061
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:46,898
[slow ominous humming]
1062
01:02:53,862 --> 01:02:57,343
[gentle pianissimo music]
1063
01:04:00,972 --> 01:04:03,061
You left the windows closed
again.
1064
01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:06,412
The closet is trying to
cook us in our sleep.
1065
01:04:06,456 --> 01:04:07,936
- Sorry about that.
1066
01:04:07,979 --> 01:04:10,547
I looked up who owned that
website
1067
01:04:10,590 --> 01:04:13,637
and I just found this
social media profile left up
1068
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,421
as a Memorial to some dead guy.
1069
01:04:16,466 --> 01:04:19,034
- We just sorta run something
past you.
1070
01:04:19,077 --> 01:04:23,734
What if that is stop?
1071
01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:25,301
You know, and what if the other
night
1072
01:04:25,344 --> 01:04:28,391
when that block of quartz
was almost dropped to my head
1073
01:04:28,434 --> 01:04:31,133
what if that was a message
that was like, "Hey, stop."
1074
01:04:32,699 --> 01:04:35,789
- We're not quite in dangerous
uncharted territory yet.
1075
01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:37,356
I mean, Jesus man, we're in
Laurel Canyon.
1076
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:38,618
Harry Houdini used to live here,
1077
01:04:38,662 --> 01:04:40,664
Jim Morrison used to
live here, I don't know.
1078
01:04:40,707 --> 01:04:42,057
Maybe we were just the most
recent people
1079
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:44,581
that tap into its special
frequency or something.
1080
01:04:44,624 --> 01:04:46,061
- You realized that everyone
1081
01:04:46,104 --> 01:04:47,932
you just said had a horrible
death.
1082
01:04:52,154 --> 01:04:55,331
[gentle guitar music]
1083
01:05:00,902 --> 01:05:01,815
- Did you hear that?
1084
01:05:01,859 --> 01:05:02,686
- Yeah.
1085
01:05:04,296 --> 01:05:07,473
[gentle guitar music]
1086
01:05:12,087 --> 01:05:13,349
Hey can you play with it?
1087
01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:20,051
[guitar music]
1088
01:05:20,095 --> 01:05:24,229
Yeah. Okay. Keep playing.
I'll be right back.
1089
01:05:41,725 --> 01:05:44,815
[brisk guitar music]
1090
01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:58,568
Pythagoras had this thing
called the Honey of the Spheres.
1091
01:05:58,611 --> 01:06:00,222
Where he believed that the
movement
1092
01:06:00,265 --> 01:06:02,311
of the stars corresponded to
musical notes
1093
01:06:02,354 --> 01:06:05,140
and the musical notes
will make a symphony.
1094
01:06:05,183 --> 01:06:09,057
So play again, but just
really slow because I suck.
1095
01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:10,972
I've only play this thing a few
times.
1096
01:06:12,712 --> 01:06:13,539
- Alright.
1097
01:06:19,937 --> 01:06:22,940
[soft guitar music]
1098
01:06:28,206 --> 01:06:29,903
- All right see. Higher.
1099
01:06:32,341 --> 01:06:34,038
- Actually, I think we might be
good.
1100
01:06:34,082 --> 01:06:37,041
I think we kinda got the,
you know, how it works
1101
01:06:37,085 --> 01:06:39,217
and how this does the whole
thing.
1102
01:06:39,261 --> 01:06:41,698
- I don't think anyone's
gonna buy half a documentary.
1103
01:06:44,092 --> 01:06:45,484
- The thing is pretty heavy.
1104
01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:47,834
- Hey, I really get it,
1105
01:06:49,619 --> 01:06:50,750
we are on to something.
1106
01:06:52,274 --> 01:06:53,753
Just do it for me please.
1107
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:03,850
Thank you. Alright.
1108
01:07:11,641 --> 01:07:14,731
[rapid guitar music]
1109
01:07:17,995 --> 01:07:21,912
[high pitched electric static]
1110
01:07:28,005 --> 01:07:29,659
- Oh, what the fuck.
1111
01:07:31,878 --> 01:07:34,533
[alarm blaring]
1112
01:07:37,319 --> 01:07:39,277
- I mean Beethoven was deaf.
1113
01:07:39,321 --> 01:07:40,670
Are your ears still ringing?
1114
01:07:40,713 --> 01:07:43,586
- My ears are so fucked
they cannot get any worse.
1115
01:07:43,629 --> 01:07:44,543
- Are you in a band or
something.
1116
01:07:44,587 --> 01:07:46,067
- I wish I was in a band.
1117
01:07:46,110 --> 01:07:48,982
I worked the summer at
symphony hall in San Antonio
1118
01:07:49,026 --> 01:07:50,332
and something about the
acoustics there.
1119
01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:52,638
Night after night just
battered my ear drums.
1120
01:07:52,682 --> 01:07:54,292
- Oh man, I would've quit.
1121
01:07:54,336 --> 01:07:56,207
- [Levi] Couldn't quit. It was
my job, I had to pay my rent.
1122
01:07:56,251 --> 01:07:57,426
- Oh yeah, sorry.
1123
01:07:57,469 --> 01:08:01,212
- It was part of another
probation program.
1124
01:08:01,256 --> 01:08:02,126
- Another one?
1125
01:08:08,785 --> 01:08:10,047
- I'm not offended.
1126
01:08:10,091 --> 01:08:11,092
I get, this is really
entertaining for you,
1127
01:08:11,135 --> 01:08:15,444
but this one involves my sister
1128
01:08:15,487 --> 01:08:17,010
and out of respect for her,
1129
01:08:17,054 --> 01:08:20,884
I'd rather just not talk about
it, especially on camera.
1130
01:08:20,927 --> 01:08:22,668
- [John] Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry
about that.
1131
01:08:22,712 --> 01:08:25,062
Yeah. Camera is off.
1132
01:08:25,106 --> 01:08:27,369
So think about every little
thing
1133
01:08:27,412 --> 01:08:29,719
that's taking you to this
moment so far,
1134
01:08:29,762 --> 01:08:31,808
can't change anything by like a
second.
1135
01:08:31,851 --> 01:08:33,288
And we never even meet these
things.
1136
01:08:33,331 --> 01:08:35,464
- No closet, no symbol. No 1908.
1137
01:08:37,466 --> 01:08:40,817
[traffic light beeping]
1138
01:08:43,863 --> 01:08:44,777
That was amazing.
1139
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:48,172
- Yeah. I mean, what's crazier?
1140
01:08:48,216 --> 01:08:50,218
Believing every single
coincidence you ever see
1141
01:08:50,261 --> 01:08:51,610
or just ignoring them all.
1142
01:08:52,655 --> 01:08:54,961
- In last week. Yeah.
Timing changes everything.
1143
01:08:59,923 --> 01:09:01,881
- I thought this through, stay
with me,
1144
01:09:03,622 --> 01:09:05,494
you and me, our whole lives.
1145
01:09:05,537 --> 01:09:09,628
We've seen all of these movies
and TV shows and video games
1146
01:09:09,672 --> 01:09:13,197
that are basically about
simulations, right.
1147
01:09:13,241 --> 01:09:14,633
And right now,
1148
01:09:14,677 --> 01:09:18,637
me and you are making a film
referencing simulations.
1149
01:09:18,681 --> 01:09:20,335
Isn't this all totally stuff
1150
01:09:20,378 --> 01:09:23,468
that you would program
into your own simulation?
1151
01:09:24,556 --> 01:09:26,428
- So there were these
neuroscientists on it
1152
01:09:26,471 --> 01:09:28,386
that were saying that
unconscious minds
1153
01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:30,040
have their own agendas.
1154
01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:35,001
Maybe the entities are
controlling our unconscious
minds
1155
01:09:35,350 --> 01:09:36,177
in order to get us to do
something
1156
01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:38,222
like that signaling contact,
1157
01:09:38,266 --> 01:09:40,355
but the receivers are our
limbic systems.
1158
01:09:40,398 --> 01:09:44,010
- And then someday someone's
gonna watch this finished film.
1159
01:09:44,054 --> 01:09:46,274
I'll be watching from their
simulations
1160
01:09:46,317 --> 01:09:49,407
and all of their simulations
will collide
1161
01:09:49,451 --> 01:09:51,192
with this simulation right here.
1162
01:09:51,235 --> 01:09:53,803
- I'd say, I just can't figure
out
1163
01:09:53,846 --> 01:09:55,718
what that has to do with the
Pythagorean,
1164
01:09:55,761 --> 01:09:58,068
but I think it's really cool.
1165
01:09:59,809 --> 01:10:02,507
- All right. What you're saying
makes perfect sense, but...
1166
01:10:02,551 --> 01:10:03,378
- What is?
1167
01:10:04,727 --> 01:10:07,208
- Cats, there are these
parasites
1168
01:10:07,251 --> 01:10:08,252
that you can get from cats
1169
01:10:08,296 --> 01:10:10,211
that actually mind control
humans.
1170
01:10:10,254 --> 01:10:12,604
That's totally real. You can
look it up.
1171
01:10:12,648 --> 01:10:14,084
There's cats all around our
buildings
1172
01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:16,478
so we can totally have these
parasites.
1173
01:10:16,521 --> 01:10:19,394
They might be using these
parasites to control us.
1174
01:10:19,437 --> 01:10:22,484
Schizophrenia increased around
the turn of the century,
1175
01:10:22,527 --> 01:10:25,051
which is right around the
cat ownership became common.
1176
01:10:25,095 --> 01:10:26,314
- I've actually got to get to
work.
1177
01:10:26,357 --> 01:10:27,880
We should wrap this up.
1178
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:28,794
- I mean, we haven't even
checked
1179
01:10:28,838 --> 01:10:29,882
like a third of the grave site.
1180
01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:31,101
- Well, I can't call in sick
again
1181
01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:32,450
chasing down apparently my
shitty theory.
1182
01:10:33,756 --> 01:10:36,411
[ominous music]
1183
01:10:39,588 --> 01:10:40,632
- Yeah. I don't know how you
knew
1184
01:10:45,376 --> 01:10:46,769
that that was my phone number.
1185
01:10:46,812 --> 01:10:49,075
That's a pretty well
coincidence.
1186
01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:50,251
- [John] It's nearly impossible.
1187
01:10:50,294 --> 01:10:51,817
- I mean, statistically it's
impossible
1188
01:10:51,861 --> 01:10:53,297
that coincidences don't happen.
1189
01:10:53,341 --> 01:10:54,603
- [John] You were compelled to
bring
1190
01:10:54,646 --> 01:10:56,866
in Dr. Rita Miller, right?
1191
01:10:56,909 --> 01:10:59,477
A chemistry PhD from UCLA.
1192
01:10:59,521 --> 01:11:00,739
And what was the point
at which you thought,
1193
01:11:00,783 --> 01:11:03,046
"All right, time to
bring in the big guns?"
1194
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:08,181
- I suspected that there may
be some impaired thinking,
1195
01:11:08,225 --> 01:11:11,794
which is a side effect
of chromium and lead.
1196
01:11:11,837 --> 01:11:13,752
So I referred what I found
1197
01:11:13,796 --> 01:11:16,451
to a chemist that I knew in
undergrad,
1198
01:11:16,494 --> 01:11:20,150
Rita, also her PhD is in music
history,
1199
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,499
It's not in chemistry.
1200
01:11:21,543 --> 01:11:23,719
- I think I would be most
natural.
1201
01:11:25,024 --> 01:11:26,765
It was like, I was doing
something else,
1202
01:11:26,809 --> 01:11:28,071
and then you just walked
up and you're like,
1203
01:11:28,114 --> 01:11:29,681
"Hey, you guys do this
like documentary thing."
1204
01:11:29,725 --> 01:11:31,466
And then you just do it that
way.
1205
01:11:31,509 --> 01:11:34,512
And then we get to the chemist
to drop off soil sample.
1206
01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:36,427
She wants to sign an NDA,
1207
01:11:36,471 --> 01:11:40,388
but it does turn out that her
wife went
1208
01:11:40,431 --> 01:11:42,041
to high school with John's
sister.
1209
01:11:42,085 --> 01:11:43,956
- [John] Hang on, it's
messing up the audio.
1210
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,569
- We get to the chemist to
drop off the soil sample
1211
01:11:47,612 --> 01:11:49,832
and she will not sign an NDA.
1212
01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:51,877
- Hang on you just look like
your picking up lenses...
1213
01:11:51,921 --> 01:11:53,270
- She will not sign an NDA.
1214
01:11:53,314 --> 01:11:54,532
- No, you look like
you're putting up lenses
1215
01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:55,751
and put them down, stop.
1216
01:11:57,883 --> 01:11:59,668
- And she will not sign an NDA,
1217
01:11:59,711 --> 01:12:04,586
but it turns out that high
school had the same name
1218
01:12:04,629 --> 01:12:07,632
as the street that John
found the first symbol.
1219
01:12:08,764 --> 01:12:11,244
And the phenomenon just
dried up. Just stopped.
1220
01:12:14,465 --> 01:12:16,424
- [John] Can we just do
that last little bit,
1221
01:12:16,467 --> 01:12:18,077
but just kind of like dark and
mysterious
1222
01:12:18,121 --> 01:12:20,297
so that you can imagine the
music
1223
01:12:20,341 --> 01:12:22,386
and bite the apple with
finality theme
1224
01:12:22,430 --> 01:12:23,605
so we can cut out on it.
1225
01:12:24,997 --> 01:12:26,390
- Finality. Yeah. Got it.
1226
01:12:26,434 --> 01:12:29,393
And then the phenomenon
just dried up. Just stopped.
1227
01:12:29,437 --> 01:12:31,308
- [John] Wait, can we do
it without the glasses?
1228
01:12:33,441 --> 01:12:36,226
[static humming]
1229
01:12:43,102 --> 01:12:44,974
- Hey, you look cool.
1230
01:12:45,017 --> 01:12:47,759
You are a real smoker. Good at
it.
1231
01:12:51,546 --> 01:12:54,549
[camera shuttering]
1232
01:12:55,550 --> 01:12:59,380
[radio speaking indistinctly]
1233
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:05,560
I'm a little lighter, which
I have mixed feelings about,
1234
01:13:05,603 --> 01:13:10,260
but maybe a little phenomenon
kicking in.
1235
01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:13,481
[radio speaking indistinctly]
1236
01:13:13,524 --> 01:13:14,438
I admit it.
1237
01:13:16,614 --> 01:13:19,312
[static noises]
1238
01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:27,625
- The radio station is 1908.
1239
01:13:30,846 --> 01:13:33,109
- Radios like that don't
go that high, do they?
1240
01:13:33,152 --> 01:13:34,545
- No, they don't.
1241
01:13:35,851 --> 01:13:36,634
[static noises]
1242
01:13:36,678 --> 01:13:38,201
- Can you record this.
1243
01:13:38,244 --> 01:13:42,466
[static noises from radio]
1244
01:13:42,510 --> 01:13:44,425
- Okay. Just get focus.
1245
01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:48,603
- You are getting it?
1246
01:13:48,646 --> 01:13:50,256
- [Radio] Of this apocalypse
was...
1247
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:52,302
- Did you roll any of that?
1248
01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:53,869
- I'm rolling now,
1249
01:13:53,912 --> 01:13:57,699
but I'm not really sure
what I'm rolling on,
1250
01:13:57,742 --> 01:14:00,441
but the good news is
1251
01:14:00,484 --> 01:14:04,009
that any time this stuff
happens once it happens twice
1252
01:14:04,053 --> 01:14:06,621
and camera's ready
1253
01:14:06,664 --> 01:14:08,840
and we'll just wait
for it to happen again.
1254
01:14:14,846 --> 01:14:16,979
- And what if it doesn't?
1255
01:14:17,022 --> 01:14:19,677
[ominous music]
1256
01:14:21,113 --> 01:14:25,814
- All right. So it's been a
few weeks since any weird stuff
1257
01:14:27,859 --> 01:14:29,426
so I am thinking, it's time for
me
1258
01:14:29,470 --> 01:14:30,688
to finally get out of the city.
1259
01:14:30,732 --> 01:14:34,518
I just got to tell John, which
is awkward.
1260
01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:42,700
[phone ringing]
1261
01:14:42,744 --> 01:14:44,615
- [John] Hey, I know I'm
supposed
1262
01:14:44,659 --> 01:14:45,486
to legally ask you for consent
to record,
1263
01:14:45,529 --> 01:14:46,399
but this is really,
1264
01:14:47,792 --> 01:14:52,449
It's kinda huge, so just
know it's recording. Cool?
1265
01:14:53,885 --> 01:14:55,321
Yeah. Right.
1266
01:14:55,365 --> 01:14:58,716
Hey man, this is hard to
say, but I'm leaving. I gotta
1267
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,763
be totally up by the first or
they take my security deposit
1268
01:15:01,806 --> 01:15:02,677
[John interrupting]
1269
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:04,417
- So last night I'm downstairs
1270
01:15:04,461 --> 01:15:09,597
and just helping Lonnie
through a vulnerable moment
1271
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:10,511
he was having.
1272
01:15:11,599 --> 01:15:12,991
- Is that enough?
1273
01:15:15,646 --> 01:15:16,517
- Yeah.
1274
01:15:19,171 --> 01:15:21,826
- And I look at the apartment
next door
1275
01:15:22,914 --> 01:15:25,613
and here it was, I found it.
1276
01:15:27,353 --> 01:15:28,746
The floating doorway
1277
01:15:28,790 --> 01:15:30,226
and the door was just wide open.
1278
01:15:30,269 --> 01:15:31,575
So I walk in...
1279
01:15:31,619 --> 01:15:33,925
[lock shattering]
1280
01:15:33,969 --> 01:15:35,579
And inside there's just a whole
bunch
1281
01:15:35,623 --> 01:15:37,581
of these strays Sphinx cats,
1282
01:15:39,627 --> 01:15:42,020
And there was this...
1283
01:15:45,197 --> 01:15:46,590
- [Levi] What?
1284
01:15:46,634 --> 01:15:49,288
[ominous music]
1285
01:15:54,206 --> 01:15:59,037
So if they made that
person over there, OD,
1286
01:16:01,387 --> 01:16:03,607
then that's like a sacrifice.
1287
01:16:03,651 --> 01:16:04,782
And it was a sacrifice.
1288
01:16:04,826 --> 01:16:07,393
That means this whole thing is
a ritual.
1289
01:16:08,264 --> 01:16:10,962
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1290
01:16:11,006 --> 01:16:12,268
I guess everything started right
1291
01:16:12,311 --> 01:16:14,662
when she OD, so that's
a really good theory.
1292
01:16:15,967 --> 01:16:20,058
- Wait, didn't you say it was
1293
01:16:20,102 --> 01:16:22,887
a guy walking his dog, the
junkie?
1294
01:16:22,931 --> 01:16:24,323
- You ever have a dream
1295
01:16:24,367 --> 01:16:26,935
that you suspect is actually
just a buried memory?
1296
01:16:28,327 --> 01:16:30,721
- I hope not, my dreams are
terrifying.
1297
01:16:30,765 --> 01:16:33,681
[people yelling]
1298
01:16:33,724 --> 01:16:35,900
- I keep on having this
recurring dream
1299
01:16:35,944 --> 01:16:38,424
that I think might have
actually happened to me,
1300
01:16:38,468 --> 01:16:42,515
where I'm a kid and I'm
watching TV.
1301
01:16:43,604 --> 01:16:47,651
There's a symbol in Budapest
1302
01:16:49,261 --> 01:16:52,917
in Middle East, in
somewhere I don't recognize.
1303
01:16:52,961 --> 01:16:55,964
But then I think maybe it's
just my brain being manipulated
1304
01:16:56,007 --> 01:16:58,619
by this place telling me to
figure it out.
1305
01:17:01,012 --> 01:17:01,796
[closet door creaking]
1306
01:17:01,839 --> 01:17:03,101
What's with your closet?
1307
01:17:03,145 --> 01:17:06,235
What's this building?
What's your apartment?
1308
01:17:06,278 --> 01:17:08,759
I mean, jeez, something about
this city,
1309
01:17:08,803 --> 01:17:11,457
maybe like some kind of a
receiver,
1310
01:17:11,501 --> 01:17:13,677
transmitted something
like a satellite dish.
1311
01:17:23,948 --> 01:17:27,299
[Knock on the door]
1312
01:17:33,566 --> 01:17:36,221
[ominous music]
1313
01:17:47,102 --> 01:17:47,929
Check it out.
1314
01:17:54,457 --> 01:17:59,462
Yeah. Okay. This city was
designed according to this
tablet.
1315
01:18:00,158 --> 01:18:02,334
Yeah. See these neighborhoods
1316
01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:06,164
and these parks are all on the
same grid like configuration.
1317
01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:07,600
I mean, I guess in 1908,
1318
01:18:07,644 --> 01:18:10,429
when about when all of those
would have been put up.
1319
01:18:10,473 --> 01:18:12,214
Fred Thompson would have been
supervising
1320
01:18:12,257 --> 01:18:14,042
the planning on that, so...
1321
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,830
- I just checked Quora
and there is no succulent,
1322
01:18:19,874 --> 01:18:23,660
no cactus, not anything
like that, that grows fruit.
1323
01:18:23,704 --> 01:18:25,140
That looks like that.
1324
01:18:28,839 --> 01:18:31,537
[ominous music]
1325
01:18:48,467 --> 01:18:49,730
- I'm gonna try to eat it.
1326
01:18:52,820 --> 01:18:54,647
- Actually pause for a second.
1327
01:18:54,691 --> 01:18:56,867
This dishwasher at work,
he ate this cactus.
1328
01:18:56,911 --> 01:18:59,740
He thought was peyote and
he got this mouth infection
1329
01:18:59,783 --> 01:19:01,306
and they had to remove his jaw.
1330
01:19:03,352 --> 01:19:04,745
- I might be one of the first
people
1331
01:19:04,788 --> 01:19:07,182
in the universe to taste
an inter-dimensional fruit.
1332
01:19:08,052 --> 01:19:11,926
If I died doing that, I'm fine
with that.
1333
01:19:13,231 --> 01:19:15,886
[ominous music]
1334
01:19:25,896 --> 01:19:26,984
- Is that morse code?
1335
01:19:27,985 --> 01:19:31,162
[banging on the door]
1336
01:19:46,569 --> 01:19:49,572
[suspenseful music]
1337
01:20:02,019 --> 01:20:03,542
- Oh my God.
1338
01:20:03,586 --> 01:20:04,413
- What?
1339
01:20:07,895 --> 01:20:09,026
- It's a book.
1340
01:20:11,681 --> 01:20:13,204
- Someone left us a book?
1341
01:20:17,252 --> 01:20:20,821
- The delivery guy left us a
book
1342
01:20:20,864 --> 01:20:23,606
because I bought a book about
the neighborhood on Amazon.
1343
01:20:23,649 --> 01:20:26,000
- Fucking asshole, I
almost stabbed a mailman.
1344
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:30,004
I found the original
survey of this land parcel.
1345
01:20:30,047 --> 01:20:32,702
And yes, indeed the original
city planners
1346
01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:34,312
did use this shape in order
1347
01:20:34,356 --> 01:20:36,749
to define the real estate
borders.
1348
01:20:36,793 --> 01:20:40,884
Brief glimpse at the history
of this patch of dirt,
1349
01:20:40,928 --> 01:20:43,278
tells us precisely why
they might've done that.
1350
01:20:43,321 --> 01:20:45,889
Did you know that Aldous Huxley
once
1351
01:20:45,933 --> 01:20:48,239
had a Mescalin experience
that was mystical
1352
01:20:48,283 --> 01:20:51,460
and changed his entire
life, just over the hill.
1353
01:20:51,503 --> 01:20:54,419
Jack Parsons of the jet
propulsion laboratory
1354
01:20:54,463 --> 01:20:56,073
and sex magic fame,
1355
01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:58,946
for a very brief time rented
one of these apartments.
1356
01:20:58,989 --> 01:21:01,252
And also if one were to examine
the soil,
1357
01:21:01,296 --> 01:21:04,038
he'd find evidence of a
meteorite strike.
1358
01:21:04,081 --> 01:21:06,605
Might be natural to ask what
exactly
1359
01:21:06,649 --> 01:21:09,608
were the early Pythagorean
city planners doing here.
1360
01:21:10,914 --> 01:21:12,785
Well, it's the same thing as us,
1361
01:21:13,874 --> 01:21:15,092
researching the gateway.
1362
01:21:16,354 --> 01:21:18,791
Gateway or science,
1363
01:21:20,924 --> 01:21:21,794
meets magic.
1364
01:21:24,449 --> 01:21:26,669
[ominous music]
1365
01:21:26,712 --> 01:21:27,496
How's that?
1366
01:21:27,539 --> 01:21:28,801
- That was great.
1367
01:21:28,845 --> 01:21:30,368
I really liked the accent.
1368
01:21:31,979 --> 01:21:33,241
- Was I doing an accent?
1369
01:21:33,284 --> 01:21:35,330
- No it sounds like a
Hobbit. It was awesome.
1370
01:21:36,635 --> 01:21:37,898
- Should we retake it?
1371
01:21:37,941 --> 01:21:38,855
- No, we're great,
1372
01:21:40,378 --> 01:21:43,425
but wait, there's an extra
little piece at the end, right?
1373
01:21:43,468 --> 01:21:45,949
- The part about if we're for,
1374
01:21:45,993 --> 01:21:47,951
I don't think we're gonna use
it.
1375
01:21:47,995 --> 01:21:49,387
And even if we were wrong
about everything else,
1376
01:21:49,431 --> 01:21:54,349
it has always been here,
here in this patch of dirt.
1377
01:21:56,394 --> 01:21:58,570
Actually, by the way I
was thinking about it.
1378
01:21:58,614 --> 01:22:00,703
That should be the title,
"Something in the Dirt",
1379
01:22:00,746 --> 01:22:02,139
not "Something in the Light".
1380
01:22:06,143 --> 01:22:07,536
- You hear that?
1381
01:22:07,579 --> 01:22:10,669
[morse code beeping]
1382
01:22:17,546 --> 01:22:18,547
- That's morse code.
1383
01:22:21,028 --> 01:22:24,074
[morse code beeping]
1384
01:22:30,385 --> 01:22:31,821
- How'd you know which one was
langitude
1385
01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,214
and which one was lotitude.
1386
01:22:33,257 --> 01:22:35,390
- Latitude and longitude, and I
didn't.
1387
01:22:36,391 --> 01:22:37,696
If you swap those two
coordinates,
1388
01:22:37,740 --> 01:22:39,437
you end up at Point Nemo,
1389
01:22:39,481 --> 01:22:40,873
the most isolated place on earth
1390
01:22:40,917 --> 01:22:42,832
in the middle of the Pacific
ocean.
1391
01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:44,399
So the place in the middle of
the Pacific
1392
01:22:44,442 --> 01:22:45,574
is gonna be plan B
1393
01:22:45,617 --> 01:22:47,010
and the place that's right near
us
1394
01:22:47,054 --> 01:22:48,707
in the desert is gonna be plan
A.
1395
01:22:49,752 --> 01:22:50,579
- What's this?
1396
01:22:52,059 --> 01:22:53,060
I thought you said you had this
book
1397
01:22:53,103 --> 01:22:54,452
since you were a teenager.
1398
01:22:56,977 --> 01:23:00,893
- I did. I just got it
reprinted when we needed it,
1399
01:23:00,937 --> 01:23:02,765
because it was kind of falling
apart.
1400
01:23:06,682 --> 01:23:07,857
- Really?
1401
01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:10,512
- Yeah. Stop being paranoid.
It's weird.
1402
01:23:11,513 --> 01:23:14,168
[ominous music]
1403
01:24:31,332 --> 01:24:33,943
[static noise]
1404
01:24:51,743 --> 01:24:54,398
[ominous music]
1405
01:25:20,903 --> 01:25:24,080
[shrill static noise]
1406
01:25:49,366 --> 01:25:52,543
I was wondering if maybe
that's sacrifice next door.
1407
01:25:52,587 --> 01:25:53,675
Maybe that's the quartz
1408
01:25:53,718 --> 01:25:55,416
and the building is foundation
needs.
1409
01:25:57,287 --> 01:26:02,249
Blood, like life energy in
order to carry the signals
1410
01:26:02,292 --> 01:26:04,686
that communicate with the mind
parasites.
1411
01:26:04,729 --> 01:26:07,428
I know sounds kind of nuts,
but I'm just riffing here.
1412
01:26:09,081 --> 01:26:10,692
You want to get back on the
road.
1413
01:26:10,735 --> 01:26:13,825
- Yeah. This is the same zip
code
1414
01:26:13,869 --> 01:26:16,088
as the beach I spear fish at,
1415
01:26:16,132 --> 01:26:21,093
and that is the beach
which I spear fish at.
1416
01:26:24,271 --> 01:26:26,011
- I don't know it kind of looks
like
1417
01:26:26,055 --> 01:26:27,622
It could be a beach
anywhere though, right?
1418
01:26:33,802 --> 01:26:35,107
- It really looks like it.
1419
01:26:36,718 --> 01:26:38,154
- I am just trying to make
sure that we stay on track
1420
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:39,503
so we get the right answer.
1421
01:26:40,374 --> 01:26:43,681
"Speed is fine, but accuracy is
final."
1422
01:26:46,162 --> 01:26:47,207
Wyatt Earp said that.
1423
01:26:56,303 --> 01:26:59,088
- Okay. Hi, I'm Michael.
1424
01:26:59,131 --> 01:27:00,481
I was brought in later in
1425
01:27:00,524 --> 01:27:03,266
the whole process of the
documentary
1426
01:27:03,310 --> 01:27:04,746
because the edit was getting.
1427
01:27:05,747 --> 01:27:07,270
Basically John empowered me
1428
01:27:07,314 --> 01:27:08,924
to give my point of view.
1429
01:27:08,967 --> 01:27:10,969
You know, the one that he
couldn't see,
1430
01:27:11,013 --> 01:27:11,970
keep it objective.
1431
01:27:14,059 --> 01:27:16,366
At first I thought if we
all trusted each other
1432
01:27:17,672 --> 01:27:18,760
and the checks cleared
1433
01:27:20,327 --> 01:27:22,633
and that's when John was in
control
1434
01:27:22,677 --> 01:27:24,592
and it was what it was.
1435
01:27:27,072 --> 01:27:29,118
But then after the radiation
incident.
1436
01:27:30,424 --> 01:27:33,035
[static noise]
1437
01:27:36,343 --> 01:27:39,302
[suspenseful music]
1438
01:27:40,477 --> 01:27:43,175
[ominous music]
1439
01:28:40,276 --> 01:28:42,017
- All right. First things first,
1440
01:28:42,060 --> 01:28:43,453
I need you to stay calm
1441
01:28:43,497 --> 01:28:46,108
because I have this completely
under control, okay?
1442
01:28:46,151 --> 01:28:47,762
- What's up John?
1443
01:28:47,805 --> 01:28:49,981
- The electromagnetic spectrum
does not end in visible light
1444
01:28:50,025 --> 01:28:53,333
and infrared, there's also
the UV part of the spectrum.
1445
01:28:53,376 --> 01:28:54,595
And I have a sunburn
1446
01:28:54,638 --> 01:28:56,640
that was caused by ultraviolet
rays, look.
1447
01:28:59,948 --> 01:29:01,471
That could be x-ray radiation.
1448
01:29:01,515 --> 01:29:03,255
We might've been walking around
in gamma rays for months.
1449
01:29:03,299 --> 01:29:04,344
It mutated that plant,
1450
01:29:04,387 --> 01:29:06,302
who knows what it's doing to
our DNA.
1451
01:29:06,346 --> 01:29:07,956
We might not even be human
anymore.
1452
01:29:10,611 --> 01:29:11,786
[Levi mumbling]
1453
01:29:11,829 --> 01:29:14,528
Now have constructed this
radiation suit
1454
01:29:14,571 --> 01:29:15,964
because we can't let building
management
1455
01:29:16,007 --> 01:29:17,487
sending the EMF inspector
1456
01:29:17,531 --> 01:29:19,663
and I closed all the
windows just to be safe.
1457
01:29:19,707 --> 01:29:22,579
So, give it a look.
1458
01:29:26,191 --> 01:29:29,760
[radiation suite rustling]
1459
01:30:28,297 --> 01:30:30,952
[ominous music]
1460
01:30:37,219 --> 01:30:38,046
It cooked the plant.
1461
01:30:39,482 --> 01:30:40,309
What's with the skull?
1462
01:30:41,528 --> 01:30:44,356
- So I downloaded geocache app
1463
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:47,621
and I put in the zip code
from the redacted manuscript
1464
01:30:48,535 --> 01:30:51,581
and coordinates came up for
the beach that I Spearfish at.
1465
01:30:51,625 --> 01:30:55,716
And I swam down in the
reef and I found that guy.
1466
01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:58,196
- You did that?
1467
01:31:03,071 --> 01:31:04,638
- Well, you know, you're not
supposed
1468
01:31:04,681 --> 01:31:05,726
to keep geocaches catches,
right?
1469
01:31:05,769 --> 01:31:07,162
- I know, I just figured since
1470
01:31:07,205 --> 01:31:09,773
it was probably relevant
to what we're doing, but...
1471
01:31:12,646 --> 01:31:13,777
[Levi chuckling]
1472
01:31:13,821 --> 01:31:16,606
Wait, you keep geocaches all
the time.
1473
01:31:16,650 --> 01:31:18,434
- How is a fake scull relevant.
1474
01:31:24,222 --> 01:31:26,834
- How do you know it's a fake
skull?
1475
01:31:28,096 --> 01:31:30,402
- You cooked the fucking hard
drives.
1476
01:31:30,446 --> 01:31:32,492
- We both cooked the fucking
hard drives.
1477
01:31:33,928 --> 01:31:35,277
- You are the video...
1478
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:39,411
[both arguing indistinctly]
1479
01:31:39,455 --> 01:31:41,457
You are the fucking video
organizer.
1480
01:31:41,501 --> 01:31:43,590
And I told you a million
fucking times,
1481
01:31:43,633 --> 01:31:44,852
to open the windows.
1482
01:31:45,896 --> 01:31:46,810
- Was I supposed to do man?
1483
01:31:46,854 --> 01:31:48,464
Just let radiation billow out
1484
01:31:48,508 --> 01:31:50,771
all over Laurel Canyon like
Chernobyl.
1485
01:31:50,814 --> 01:31:52,076
- There is no radiation.
1486
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:53,730
And you left the hard drives
next
1487
01:31:53,774 --> 01:31:56,298
to the hottest place in the
whole fucking apartment.
1488
01:31:56,341 --> 01:32:00,302
- They're not all cooked.
We'll just recreate something.
1489
01:32:00,345 --> 01:32:04,436
[speaking in a foreign language]
1490
01:32:40,864 --> 01:32:42,300
- As soon as I talked to him,
1491
01:32:42,344 --> 01:32:44,302
he said, okay, this is all real.
1492
01:32:44,346 --> 01:32:46,391
What I need you to redo,
1493
01:32:46,435 --> 01:32:47,523
and whatever the fuck that
means,
1494
01:32:47,567 --> 01:32:49,699
and what really sucks was that
Stefania
1495
01:32:49,743 --> 01:32:52,528
was like this we are not going
to give them the footage.
1496
01:32:52,572 --> 01:32:54,095
until we get paid.
1497
01:32:54,138 --> 01:32:56,619
I'd personally hold onto that
footage
1498
01:32:56,663 --> 01:32:59,230
until they get paid and we got
fired.
1499
01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:03,104
And now we're on what would
be the sixth editor, seven?
1500
01:33:03,147 --> 01:33:03,974
How many is it?
1501
01:33:05,410 --> 01:33:08,152
[door unlocking]
1502
01:33:13,941 --> 01:33:15,725
- I thought you're working
tonight.
1503
01:33:15,769 --> 01:33:18,206
My carbon monoxide detector
went off
1504
01:33:18,249 --> 01:33:19,642
and I'm gonna have someone take
a look
1505
01:33:19,686 --> 01:33:20,904
at it tomorrow morning,
1506
01:33:20,948 --> 01:33:22,384
but in the meantime,
it's for my own safety,
1507
01:33:22,427 --> 01:33:24,821
I'm gonna stay on up here
tonight.
1508
01:33:24,865 --> 01:33:26,997
- Actually, I'm not working
tonight
1509
01:33:27,041 --> 01:33:28,695
and I kinda need my spot.
1510
01:33:32,829 --> 01:33:35,571
- I mean, maybe I could
just stay in the bedroom.
1511
01:33:35,615 --> 01:33:37,138
If you're gonna stay out here.
1512
01:33:39,619 --> 01:33:43,361
[radio humming indistinctly]
1513
01:33:57,245 --> 01:34:00,161
[ceremonial music]
1514
01:34:40,462 --> 01:34:41,985
- Welcome back.
1515
01:34:42,029 --> 01:34:45,467
[rapid ceremonial music]
1516
01:34:48,383 --> 01:34:52,300
[diminishing ceremonial music]
1517
01:34:58,567 --> 01:35:00,569
- Is it the biggest fluctuation
yet.
1518
01:35:03,050 --> 01:35:05,879
[ground rumbling]
1519
01:35:13,060 --> 01:35:18,152
I'm telling you, man, this
can be really dangerous.
1520
01:35:18,195 --> 01:35:19,196
This structure could be...
1521
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:20,937
- Every building in LA since
1978
1522
01:35:20,981 --> 01:35:22,678
has been retrofitted for
earthquakes.
1523
01:35:22,722 --> 01:35:25,812
Come on, they are back, come on.
1524
01:35:42,002 --> 01:35:44,047
Thought it would be a kind of a
big night
1525
01:35:44,091 --> 01:35:46,180
at the bar, right? New Year's?
1526
01:35:47,181 --> 01:35:48,008
- I got fired.
1527
01:35:49,009 --> 01:35:50,227
- Really?
1528
01:35:50,271 --> 01:35:52,055
- Yeah. And if we're
gonna keep taking beers,
1529
01:35:52,099 --> 01:35:53,883
will you please replenish
them like I asked
1530
01:35:53,927 --> 01:35:55,232
to replenish fucking times.
1531
01:35:55,276 --> 01:35:56,146
- I'm sure you're gonna find
1532
01:35:56,190 --> 01:35:57,713
another bartending gig, right?
1533
01:35:57,757 --> 01:35:58,975
- I liked my job and bartending
jobs
1534
01:35:59,019 --> 01:36:01,195
are insanely hard to find in
Los Angeles.
1535
01:36:03,371 --> 01:36:04,938
I'm leaving anyways. Fuck it.
1536
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:10,117
- Wait, you're still gonna go.
1537
01:36:12,423 --> 01:36:14,643
Thread just picked up,
you're just gonna go?
1538
01:36:16,558 --> 01:36:17,994
- I don't have a thread.
1539
01:36:18,038 --> 01:36:20,823
You have a thread and hoax
skeletons
1540
01:36:20,867 --> 01:36:22,956
and non-existent radiation
aren't part of it.
1541
01:36:22,999 --> 01:36:24,435
This new stuff doesn't add up.
1542
01:36:25,828 --> 01:36:27,351
Better explanations will be
1543
01:36:27,395 --> 01:36:29,266
that you got fucking brain
damage from reduced gravity.
1544
01:36:29,310 --> 01:36:32,052
- Do you think that maybe you
blame random shit on gravity,
1545
01:36:32,095 --> 01:36:33,270
because you don't want
to bother to figure out
1546
01:36:33,314 --> 01:36:34,489
what's really going on?
1547
01:36:40,538 --> 01:36:41,322
- Why do you do that?
1548
01:36:41,365 --> 01:36:42,279
- Do what Levi?
1549
01:36:44,586 --> 01:36:48,546
- Somehow everything
everyone else says as absurd,
1550
01:36:48,590 --> 01:36:49,417
but fucking...
1551
01:36:52,420 --> 01:36:55,075
[ominous music]
1552
01:36:57,686 --> 01:37:01,168
[rapid suspenseful music]
1553
01:37:05,999 --> 01:37:08,262
- Roll the security camera.
1554
01:37:13,093 --> 01:37:14,181
- It's glitching again it's
frozen.
1555
01:37:14,224 --> 01:37:15,182
- You got to restart it in
1556
01:37:15,225 --> 01:37:16,052
the playback part of the app.
1557
01:37:16,096 --> 01:37:16,923
- No shit.
1558
01:37:33,026 --> 01:37:33,853
What's this?
1559
01:37:36,029 --> 01:37:38,553
- Came in and it looked
like your bag had exploded.
1560
01:37:38,596 --> 01:37:40,207
So I cleaned up your mess.
1561
01:37:40,250 --> 01:37:42,557
- Weird because it looks like
you're going through my shit.
1562
01:37:43,950 --> 01:37:46,561
- Yeah. I accidentally
saw some legal documents
1563
01:37:46,604 --> 01:37:48,606
and sure I suppose that you're
not
1564
01:37:48,650 --> 01:37:50,739
what most people would think
of as a real sex offender.
1565
01:37:50,782 --> 01:37:53,089
But what you are is a person
1566
01:37:53,133 --> 01:37:56,788
who helped his sister
rob construction sites.
1567
01:37:58,138 --> 01:37:59,400
And I'm pretty sure your license
1568
01:37:59,443 --> 01:38:01,663
is suspended for some
unpaid parking tickets.
1569
01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:10,324
- All right, here's what
happened.
1570
01:38:12,761 --> 01:38:14,894
I was helping her get back
something
1571
01:38:14,937 --> 01:38:16,939
that she said was hers.
1572
01:38:16,983 --> 01:38:19,681
And that was probably a
really stupid thing to do.
1573
01:38:20,769 --> 01:38:23,163
But I did it because I felt
guilty
1574
01:38:23,206 --> 01:38:25,382
about giving her her first bump.
1575
01:38:27,907 --> 01:38:30,953
And I have no idea why I'm
explaining
1576
01:38:30,997 --> 01:38:32,868
this to an asshole extremist
1577
01:38:32,912 --> 01:38:34,870
who lives off of with his
ex-husband.
1578
01:38:34,914 --> 01:38:36,176
- You know what it makes
a whole lot of sense
1579
01:38:36,219 --> 01:38:38,352
that you turned your sister
into a junkie.
1580
01:38:40,136 --> 01:38:41,050
Did that kill her?
1581
01:38:42,443 --> 01:38:45,446
[suspenseful music]
1582
01:38:51,321 --> 01:38:52,932
Yeah. Go ahead and record this.
1583
01:38:54,411 --> 01:38:57,066
[ominous music]
1584
01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:05,727
You know why I think you're
leaving?
1585
01:39:05,770 --> 01:39:07,816
It's because you are allergic
to success.
1586
01:39:09,035 --> 01:39:09,992
You're a fuck up.
1587
01:39:11,689 --> 01:39:14,388
And you wear it like some
kind of a badge of honor
1588
01:39:14,431 --> 01:39:15,650
and you dress like a child
1589
01:39:15,693 --> 01:39:17,739
so that nobody ever
expects anything of you.
1590
01:39:18,870 --> 01:39:20,046
To be really honest.
1591
01:39:20,089 --> 01:39:22,004
I think if we actually found
some success
1592
01:39:22,048 --> 01:39:24,180
in this thing we're trying to
do,
1593
01:39:24,224 --> 01:39:25,921
you'd find a way to fuck that
up.
1594
01:39:25,965 --> 01:39:28,576
- What have you had the success
at?
1595
01:39:28,619 --> 01:39:32,101
Actually don't tell me,
I don't give a shit.
1596
01:39:32,145 --> 01:39:33,668
I'm just fascinated that in
addition
1597
01:39:33,711 --> 01:39:35,757
to being an unemployed
arrogant, fascist,
1598
01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:38,020
you're also a compulsive liar.
1599
01:39:38,064 --> 01:39:39,282
- Actually I've made more money
1600
01:39:39,326 --> 01:39:40,849
than you've ever seen in your
entire life.
1601
01:39:40,892 --> 01:39:42,590
- John you're a scooter
wrangler.
1602
01:39:42,633 --> 01:39:44,679
- And you are the oldest
bartender in LA,
1603
01:39:45,636 --> 01:39:47,029
I bet your parents are
really proud of that.
1604
01:39:47,073 --> 01:39:49,510
- Wait, what did you
do with all that money?
1605
01:39:49,553 --> 01:39:50,380
- I donated it.
1606
01:39:50,424 --> 01:39:51,381
- To who? To what?
1607
01:39:51,425 --> 01:39:52,513
- To my church.
1608
01:39:58,606 --> 01:39:59,999
- You're right, I'm a fuck up,
1609
01:40:00,042 --> 01:40:04,394
but at least I'm not a gullible
fraud.
1610
01:40:04,438 --> 01:40:06,962
I mean, you put away the courts
collection
1611
01:40:07,006 --> 01:40:09,486
and the snake skins before
I come over at least
1612
01:40:09,530 --> 01:40:13,751
and hide the receipts for
the shit you fabricated.
1613
01:40:13,795 --> 01:40:16,450
[ominous music]
1614
01:40:18,843 --> 01:40:19,844
- You know I think I just
realized
1615
01:40:19,888 --> 01:40:21,281
that I'm glad that you're
leaving
1616
01:40:22,282 --> 01:40:24,632
because the only reason
I'm doing this with you
1617
01:40:24,675 --> 01:40:26,416
is because you just happened to
pay rent
1618
01:40:26,460 --> 01:40:28,723
on this stupid place by
coincidence.
1619
01:40:31,639 --> 01:40:34,294
It really upsets me to watch
you deceive yourself thinking
1620
01:40:34,337 --> 01:40:36,818
that it's gonna be any
better where you're going,
1621
01:40:37,819 --> 01:40:39,038
because you don't realize
1622
01:40:39,081 --> 01:40:40,822
that you still have to
live with being you.
1623
01:40:45,696 --> 01:40:48,786
You're a fuck up. You're a
criminal.
1624
01:40:50,484 --> 01:40:51,572
And you have a low IQ.
1625
01:40:53,791 --> 01:40:56,794
[suspenseful music]
1626
01:41:06,108 --> 01:41:08,110
- Sometimes I wonder if these
two things
1627
01:41:08,154 --> 01:41:09,546
are just like you and me,
1628
01:41:09,590 --> 01:41:12,027
like one of them
manipulating the other one
1629
01:41:12,071 --> 01:41:14,725
and one in this rabbit hole to
nowhere.
1630
01:41:14,769 --> 01:41:15,900
And the other one just comes
1631
01:41:15,944 --> 01:41:18,599
to simply going along with it
1632
01:41:22,168 --> 01:41:27,216
because he just wants to
believe in something different
1633
01:41:27,260 --> 01:41:29,392
than his actual life.
1634
01:41:32,526 --> 01:41:34,658
- Maybe the complicit one's
life wouldn't be so shitty
1635
01:41:34,702 --> 01:41:37,183
if he was smart enough to
dig his own rabbit hole.
1636
01:41:39,054 --> 01:41:41,709
Maybe the gravity one shouldn't
blame
1637
01:41:41,752 --> 01:41:43,580
the electromagnetism one for
the fact
1638
01:41:43,624 --> 01:41:44,886
that he was a piece of a long
time
1639
01:41:44,929 --> 01:41:45,974
before they ever met.
1640
01:41:52,023 --> 01:41:53,503
- Shit I just realized,
1641
01:41:56,463 --> 01:41:57,855
you're neither one of them,
1642
01:41:59,292 --> 01:42:03,296
but best here, whatever is
slithering in the ceiling,
1643
01:42:03,339 --> 01:42:05,733
just a big fucking reptile.
1644
01:42:09,650 --> 01:42:11,478
I am done. Get the fuck out.
1645
01:42:25,231 --> 01:42:27,798
[static noise]
1646
01:42:58,568 --> 01:43:02,224
[dog barking at a distance]
1647
01:43:06,054 --> 01:43:09,362
[footsteps approaching]
1648
01:43:21,678 --> 01:43:26,205
- If it helps, I felt that
quake down in the garage.
1649
01:43:37,564 --> 01:43:39,043
- That was a real earthquake?
1650
01:43:56,713 --> 01:43:58,106
You and me aren't friends.
1651
01:43:59,586 --> 01:44:02,763
I mean, I don't have
any friends or family.
1652
01:44:04,982 --> 01:44:06,854
I still wouldn't choose
to spend time with you
1653
01:44:06,897 --> 01:44:09,160
if we weren't working
on this thing together,
1654
01:44:10,814 --> 01:44:14,862
that said it's a lot easier to
believe
1655
01:44:15,993 --> 01:44:19,345
that someone is pure
evil when in actuality,
1656
01:44:20,694 --> 01:44:23,392
it's really unlikely
that either one of us is.
1657
01:44:25,394 --> 01:44:27,701
- Well. I don't know.
1658
01:44:27,744 --> 01:44:28,702
One of us could be.
1659
01:44:30,356 --> 01:44:35,317
- Either way. I want all
these threads to add up,
1660
01:44:40,148 --> 01:44:41,628
but there's just more threads.
1661
01:44:44,544 --> 01:44:48,809
- All right.
1662
01:44:53,074 --> 01:44:55,772
Tomorrow morning, oh jeez,
I guess in a few hours,
1663
01:44:57,296 --> 01:44:59,689
I'll have somebody come take a
look
1664
01:44:59,733 --> 01:45:01,169
at the apartment and if it's
safe,
1665
01:45:01,212 --> 01:45:05,521
you and I can hold up down
there until you move on
1666
01:45:05,565 --> 01:45:06,609
to wherever you're going.
1667
01:45:06,653 --> 01:45:08,742
And I'll just stay in my car
tonight.
1668
01:45:08,785 --> 01:45:10,918
- No, you're probably right
1669
01:45:10,961 --> 01:45:13,442
if this place is gonna
sink into the ground
1670
01:45:13,486 --> 01:45:14,313
it would've already.
1671
01:45:14,356 --> 01:45:15,966
I'll sleep on this guy.
1672
01:45:16,010 --> 01:45:17,403
Shove it in there just to be
safe,
1673
01:45:17,446 --> 01:45:18,708
you can take my room.
1674
01:45:20,057 --> 01:45:21,058
- All right.
1675
01:45:36,726 --> 01:45:37,553
Hey.
1676
01:45:43,820 --> 01:45:45,779
Can I have a second beer to
help me sleep?
1677
01:45:53,177 --> 01:45:55,745
[loud banging]
1678
01:46:02,273 --> 01:46:05,668
[John breathing heavily]
1679
01:46:07,322 --> 01:46:10,934
[fireworks cracking]
1680
01:46:10,978 --> 01:46:14,285
[John breathing heavily]
1681
01:46:14,329 --> 01:46:17,245
[bottles breaking] [fireworks
cracking]
1682
01:47:20,917 --> 01:47:23,746
[bottle breaking]
1683
01:47:26,706 --> 01:47:30,274
[fireworks crackling]
1684
01:47:30,318 --> 01:47:33,060
[coyote howling]
1685
01:47:34,104 --> 01:47:37,194
[fireworks cracking]
1686
01:47:38,674 --> 01:47:42,156
[coyote howling]
1687
01:47:42,199 --> 01:47:45,376
[fireworks crackling]
1688
01:47:56,039 --> 01:47:59,695
[helicopter engine roaring]
1689
01:48:01,262 --> 01:48:02,611
Tornado could explain it.
1690
01:48:05,396 --> 01:48:08,095
There was one here in
Los Angeles once in 1908.
1691
01:48:14,362 --> 01:48:17,408
I like to think that he's out
there somewhere still though,
1692
01:48:17,452 --> 01:48:20,673
you know, sitting by a
pool, sipping on a brew,
1693
01:48:21,761 --> 01:48:24,764
talking the ear off some
stranger with like tall tale
1694
01:48:24,807 --> 01:48:26,592
or a fishing story or something.
1695
01:48:28,289 --> 01:48:30,204
In Idaho or Tucson
1696
01:48:30,247 --> 01:48:32,380
or wherever his lease
started the next morning.
1697
01:48:34,643 --> 01:48:37,254
[somber music]
1698
01:48:40,475 --> 01:48:41,694
But, he is not.
1699
01:48:42,738 --> 01:48:45,915
[somber music]
1700
01:48:45,959 --> 01:48:50,877
They gave me this little box
this plastic urn of his ashes.
1701
01:48:52,139 --> 01:48:54,315
And I tried to find some family
1702
01:48:54,358 --> 01:48:56,447
or friends to give it to,
1703
01:48:56,491 --> 01:48:58,972
but he wasn't lying there was
no one.
1704
01:49:00,190 --> 01:49:02,584
I mean, his parents died a
decade ago.
1705
01:49:03,498 --> 01:49:07,197
His little sister was on
something
1706
01:49:07,241 --> 01:49:08,677
that night at the construction
site.
1707
01:49:08,721 --> 01:49:10,549
And she slipped.
1708
01:49:13,769 --> 01:49:17,381
But I honestly think that
he's up there thanking God,
1709
01:49:17,425 --> 01:49:19,993
that he got to be part
of something profound
1710
01:49:20,036 --> 01:49:21,908
to break up his mundane
existence.
1711
01:49:23,039 --> 01:49:24,345
I mean, we should all hope
1712
01:49:25,651 --> 01:49:29,089
to be able to do something
important
1713
01:49:29,132 --> 01:49:30,569
like that before we die.
1714
01:49:41,754 --> 01:49:43,233
You got to keep rolling.
1715
01:49:43,277 --> 01:49:44,495
I know you gotta get going.
1716
01:49:44,539 --> 01:49:47,020
- [Interviewer] I'm
actually on my way out.
1717
01:49:47,063 --> 01:49:48,761
I need to prep the disks
1718
01:49:48,804 --> 01:49:52,808
for whoever is gonna take my
place now.
1719
01:49:52,852 --> 01:49:53,679
I got to go.
1720
01:49:55,419 --> 01:49:56,638
- Yeah, most people end up
feeling a little too close to
it.
1721
01:49:56,682 --> 01:49:57,900
That makes sense.
1722
01:49:57,944 --> 01:49:59,336
You got any burning questions
1723
01:49:59,380 --> 01:50:00,990
for me you on your way out?
1724
01:50:01,034 --> 01:50:03,950
- [Interviewer] Actually just
the same as everyone I guess.
1725
01:50:03,993 --> 01:50:04,820
What happened?
1726
01:50:06,169 --> 01:50:09,608
- You know, there is worst ways
to die
1727
01:50:09,651 --> 01:50:12,219
than floating away in zero
gravity.
1728
01:50:13,133 --> 01:50:14,177
I bet he just froze to death
1729
01:50:14,221 --> 01:50:15,962
or suffocated up in the
atmosphere,
1730
01:50:16,832 --> 01:50:18,138
long time before even starting
falling.
1731
01:50:18,181 --> 01:50:20,096
I mean I don't even
think he felt the impact.
1732
01:50:20,140 --> 01:50:21,184
- [Interviewer] No, I mean,
1733
01:50:21,228 --> 01:50:23,056
what do you think happened here?
1734
01:50:24,884 --> 01:50:28,496
With all the phenomenon and all
that?
1735
01:50:34,328 --> 01:50:36,591
- There was something like seven
different William Thompsons
1736
01:50:36,635 --> 01:50:38,332
in early 20th century Los
Angeles.
1737
01:50:43,903 --> 01:50:45,948
Some of my figures were off.
1738
01:50:51,650 --> 01:50:53,129
- [Interviewer] Which figures?
1739
01:50:59,440 --> 01:51:00,963
- Some of them.
1740
01:51:01,007 --> 01:51:03,226
[somber music]
1741
01:51:03,270 --> 01:51:08,275
- I think among all the
dramatizations and visual
effects.
1742
01:51:10,059 --> 01:51:11,844
I still believe part of it was
real.
1743
01:51:13,541 --> 01:51:17,588
I don't think anyone can say
which part at this point, but
1744
01:51:22,593 --> 01:51:23,551
something happened.
1745
01:51:43,789 --> 01:51:44,877
- So, I couldn't find any
evidence
1746
01:51:44,920 --> 01:51:46,574
of the Pythagorean brotherhoods.
1747
01:51:48,271 --> 01:51:49,490
So I couldn't find any evidence
1748
01:51:49,533 --> 01:51:51,100
of the Pythagorean brotherhood.
1749
01:51:53,973 --> 01:51:55,496
So I couldn't find any evidence
1750
01:51:55,539 --> 01:51:58,020
of the Pythagorean brotherhood
being active in centuries,
1751
01:51:58,891 --> 01:52:01,807
but that's the point of
a secret society, right?
1752
01:52:02,808 --> 01:52:05,680
It's secret. You can't see it.
1753
01:52:07,682 --> 01:52:10,119
It's like electricity.
1754
01:52:10,990 --> 01:52:13,775
Can't see that, but you know it
has power.
1755
01:52:23,480 --> 01:52:25,744
So, you know, I'm not done.
1756
01:52:32,098 --> 01:52:33,360
Find the pattern.
1757
01:52:36,493 --> 01:52:38,017
When you're at the center of it.
1758
01:52:40,497 --> 01:52:41,324
It all fits.
1759
01:52:48,027 --> 01:52:48,941
Eventually.
1760
01:52:52,771 --> 01:52:56,078
[bells jingling softly]
1761
01:53:01,431 --> 01:53:03,216
You hear that?
1762
01:53:03,259 --> 01:53:06,610
[bells jingling softly]
1763
01:53:46,259 --> 01:53:49,349
[ceremonial humming]
1764
01:54:21,424 --> 01:54:26,081
[progressive gentle
instrumental music]
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