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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:20,770 ♪ One, two, one, two, three ♪ 2 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,814 ♪ Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at? ♪ 3 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,816 ♪ Where Brooklyn at? Where Brooklyn at? ♪ 4 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,732 Peace and blessings. 5 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:10,153 My parents have decided to spend the holiday with my father's parents. 6 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,906 I couldn't go because my boss, Ms. Raqueletta Moss, 7 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:17,577 wouldn't let me off work yesterday, so here I am in the Republic of Brooklyn. 8 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:23,792 To me, Thanksgiving is about appreciating family, love, and life. 9 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,203 I give thanks to the most high for a great 10 00:01:27,206 --> 00:01:29,547 mom and dad, who definitely let me do me 11 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:30,757 and be me. 12 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,593 They have supported from the get-go me being an artist, 13 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:39,015 to express who I am and who I hope to become through my art. 14 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:43,186 The way I see me, as opposed to how others see me. 15 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,357 Of course, Thanksgiving is also a grim reminder 16 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,110 of this country's genocide of our native peoples, 17 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:57,367 the forced occupation slash takeover slash total bogarting of their land. 18 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,537 Much like how modern gentrifiers have bum-rushed hoods 19 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,789 all across God's formerly green planet. 20 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,127 In any case, happy Thanksgiving. 21 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:12,006 May you share it today amongst beloved family and friends 22 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,593 in these very interesting times we all live in. 23 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:38,616 ♪ Our time, short and precious ♪ 24 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:45,415 ♪ Your lips, warm and luscious ♪ 25 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:51,713 ♪ You don't have to wear false charms ♪ 26 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:59,095 ♪ 'Cause when I wrap you In my hungry arms ♪ 27 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:03,850 ♪ Be real black for me ♪ 28 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,938 ♪ Be real black for me ♪ 29 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:16,487 ♪ Your hair, soft and crinkly ♪ 30 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:25,663 ♪ Your body, strong and stately ♪ 31 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:32,170 ♪ You don't have to search and roam ♪ 32 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:39,135 ♪ 'Cause I got your love at home ♪ 33 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:44,182 ♪ Be real black for me ♪ 34 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:50,438 ♪ Whoa, be real black for me ♪ 35 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:55,193 ♪ Be real black for me ♪ 36 00:03:57,111 --> 00:04:01,282 ♪ Be real black for me ♪ 37 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:07,914 ♪ I want you to do that Be real black for me ♪ 38 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,729 - Speak. - Señor Afro Boricua. 39 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:33,856 Enter. 40 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,909 - Happy Thanksgivin'. - Happy Thanksgiving. 41 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:48,663 - Oh, Junior's! - That's right, baby, world famous. 42 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:49,580 Mm. 43 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:53,293 And, uh, I remember you tellin' me this is your favorite Prince album. 44 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:57,255 - So, you do listen to me. - All the time, girl. 45 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:01,426 Mm. 46 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,096 Maybe we can get a little quickie in before the turkey? 47 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,890 - No haps. - You know I'm hungry for you. 48 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,142 And thirsty too. 49 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:13,646 Please, mami? Please, mami? Please, mami? 50 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,440 Mami, mami, please? 51 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,233 Por favor. 52 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,153 Chill, chill. 53 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:22,947 Who be that? 54 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,159 - Speak. - Delivery. 55 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:30,455 - After dessert, henceforth and perhaps? - Enter. 56 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,833 Okay. 57 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:36,252 I'll get it. 58 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:41,591 Oh! My mans! 59 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:44,719 Have a blessed Thanksgivin'. 60 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,767 The vino is here. 61 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:52,935 Nola. 62 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,564 Who's this? Who are you? 63 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,733 - And who are you? - Um... 64 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:02,236 Jamie, this is Mars. Mars, this is Jamie. 65 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,784 Thanks for the wine. 66 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,080 - Speak. - C'est moi. 67 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:14,165 Enter. 68 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,630 - Bonjour. - Bonjour. 69 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,803 Aw! These are so beautiful. Thank you. 70 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:31,974 Uh... 71 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,728 Jamie, Mars, this is Greer. 72 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:40,566 Greer, Mars, Jamie. 73 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,571 Um... I am gonna go finish getting dressed. 74 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:49,742 Why don't you gentlemen hang your coats up, uh, maybe get acquainted? 75 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:52,870 Yeah. 76 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,258 Mars Blackmon. 77 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:07,385 Mr. Jamie Overstreet. 78 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:08,761 I'm Greer Childs. 79 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,930 - Didn't I... - ...see you... 80 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,014 ...at Nola's art show? 81 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,452 Aw, hell no! 82 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,500 Before we bless the food... 83 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:45,590 anyone who wishes to exit may do so now. 84 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,301 It's all L-O-V-E. 85 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:51,804 Let's bow our heads. 86 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:54,182 Dearest heavenly Father... 87 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,519 creator of heaven and Earth and everything in-between, 88 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,314 the one who keepeth truth forever, 89 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:07,069 thank you for your grace, mercy, peace, and truth in our lives. 90 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:11,532 We all have so much to be thankful for. Through Christ's merciful name we pray. 91 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:14,410 - Amen. - Greer? 92 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,998 Thanksgiving to me is... 93 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,294 being grateful for... 94 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:28,424 never getting my face punched in, 95 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:34,805 scratched or scarred in any way, shape, or form. 96 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:38,017 I'm also thankful for my black father, 97 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:42,438 who taught me how to get in where I can fit in, 98 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,439 in this... 99 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,858 racist country. 100 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,194 And my white mom... 101 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:55,159 who loves me no matter how painfully tight the fit is. 102 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:58,538 God bless us all. Amen. 103 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,122 Amen! Let's get it! 104 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,250 Mars? Your turn. 105 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:10,883 Don't mind if I do. Dear God Almighty, majestic, magnificent. 106 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,302 I'm thankful... 107 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,721 that my big sister Lourdes 108 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,266 hasn't thrown me outta her Fort Greene project apartment. 109 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:22,645 Thank you, God, for blessin' me with my many skills... 110 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,065 in this culture known as hip-hop. 111 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:32,488 I'm so thankful for my black father, Monty. May he be restin' in peace. 112 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:37,618 Love you, Pops. And my Puerto Rican moms, Lucy. 113 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,742 To all my peeps who don't think I'm crazy 114 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,497 because of my dysfunction-junction, 115 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,999 you know, my dyslexia, 116 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:46,335 and let's give a big thanks 117 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,088 to the hostess with the mostest, 118 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:52,258 the most gracious beautiful-ostess... 119 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,637 - Nola D to the Darling. - Yes. 120 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,848 - We done? All right? Great. - Amen. Yeah! 121 00:09:58,931 --> 00:09:59,974 Dear Lord... 122 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,269 Heaven help us all. 123 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,673 This clown is gonna have the nuclear code. 124 00:10:06,676 --> 00:10:08,858 We could all be blown to kingdom come. 125 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,402 To smithereens. 126 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,779 On a more selfish note... 127 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,116 I would like to thank you for... 128 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,161 leaving me without a record even though I've been arrested. 129 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:24,290 I give thanks for being awarded the Catlett Prize 130 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,208 in recognition of my art. 131 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,210 - Amen! - Amen. 132 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,962 Mangia. Let's eat. Yes, let's eat. 133 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,840 Excuse me. My bad. 134 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,721 - Mm. Delicious. - Mm. Damn, girl. 135 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:42,892 This... is exquisite. 136 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:46,729 Dopeness. You know what I'm sayin'? 137 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:52,943 Speakin' of post-us, did I ever tell you about the time I told Barack Obama 138 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,768 to run for office to be the first black 139 00:10:54,771 --> 00:10:56,739 president of the United States of America? 140 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,283 - Okay, seriously? - No, you haven't, Mars. 141 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:04,205 Oh, I thought I did. Walkin' down Fulton Street, by Junior's... 142 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:09,001 and this young cat comes up to me, askin' me for directions to the A train. 143 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,830 And it hits me like a bolt of lightnin'. 144 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,715 Bang, bang! I'm like, "Oh, snap! Barry..." 145 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:18,260 That's what they called him back in the day. I said, "Barry... 146 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:23,974 my mans, my brother... you know you the one. 147 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:29,021 You gonna be the 44th president of these Estados Unidos ." 148 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,607 - You knew the year as well? - It's a gift. 149 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,611 Am I... the only one... 150 00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:40,991 who feels it blasphemous to tell lies at the Thanksgiving table? 151 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,702 - Who you callin' a liar? - I'm calling you a liar. 152 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,704 - You callin' me a liar? - Gentlemen! 153 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,667 It's Thanksgiving. 154 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,584 Hussein... 155 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,920 That's Barry's middle name. 156 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,216 ...won his first term, I took the dollar bus down to D.C. 157 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,219 I'm walkin' to the White House to see my brother, 158 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,221 and the service secret don't wanna let me in! 159 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,062 Mm. 160 00:12:03,065 --> 00:12:05,349 Yo, how you gonna do me like that? 161 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,268 - Coldblooded. - Coldblooded. 162 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,936 I contributed a pretty penny... 163 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,231 a pretty penny to both of his presidential campaigns, 164 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:15,359 and I've had the great honor and pleasure 165 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,485 of golfing... 166 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,403 Really? 167 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,114 ...with the commander in chief on Martha's Vineyard... 168 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:25,119 on the Farm Neck golf course, more than once. 169 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:31,250 Have you both also graced the covers of... 170 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:36,046 international style and fashion magazines the world over, 171 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,632 as I have? 172 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,967 - And? - So? 173 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:44,722 And so, I'm a model, obviously, 174 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:48,392 but, also, a top photographer. 175 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:53,772 You would love the pictures I've taken of our lovely hostess. 176 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:54,690 Greer. 177 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:58,152 - Am I not speaking the truth? - Eat. 178 00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:04,033 Why did you invite me to this... turkey fiasco? 179 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,285 What do you mean? It's Thanksgiving. 180 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,703 I know that. 181 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,206 - Should I pack you a doggy bag? - Can I help? 182 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,290 No, thank you. 183 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,459 You good? You quiet over there, bro. 184 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,629 How's the wine? Straight from Martha's Vineyard. 185 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:21,091 - Would you pass me the cranberries? - Got it, baby. My man, my man, I got it. 186 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,222 - Thank you. - Oh! I'm so sorry, babe. 187 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:29,308 - I got it. You've done enough. - My man, hold on. Nola. 188 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,227 - It's fine. - Damn. 189 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,980 Come on, girl. We good, though. That gives the salad flavor. 190 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,191 Mars, it's okay. 191 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,275 - You sure? - Yes. 192 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,027 - You sure? You sure? - I'm sure. 193 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,154 - She's sure! - My man, I didn't ask you. 194 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:46,116 Why don't we try and have a good meal? Nola's taken the time to make this meal. 195 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,702 - Let's shut up and eat. - Who you tellin' to shut up? 196 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,538 - Wanna take this outside? - Okay. 197 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,858 We can take it outside. 198 00:13:51,861 --> 00:13:54,083 No, no, no one needs to take it outside. 199 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,043 My knuckles is fresh. 200 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,420 - Straight out the freezer. - Is anyone ready for dessert? 201 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,422 I'm still workin' on this turkey. 202 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,427 - You know I'm ready for dessert, baby. - Today is my cheat day. 203 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,472 - I would love to indulge in a dessert. - Good. 204 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,724 - Today's your cheat day? - Today's my cheat day. 205 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,893 - What you cheatin' from? - I'm cheating from... 206 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,145 - Hairline? You cheatin'. - ...creating this amazing body. 207 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,648 - Hairline's cheatin'. - Something you don't know about. 208 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,483 That shit ran away from you, son. 209 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,444 - Is this what you brought us here for? - This is not... 210 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:26,282 To endure insults over a delicious meal served by our gracious hostess. 211 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,159 - What happened to your eyebrows? - What happened to my eyebrows? 212 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:33,330 - How you got a one on your eyebrows? - What is a "one on your eyebrows"? 213 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,791 First of all, how both y'all hair matchin'? 214 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,044 Y'all got ready together? Before y'all came here? 215 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,422 Mars, you are on one today. 216 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,341 It's Thanksgivin', baby. You know I gotta bring it. 217 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,927 - Plus, I'm a little buzzed, so... - He's constant entertainment. 218 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,554 Bring a little less. 219 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:49,930 Know what's entertainment? 220 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,182 That tight-ass shirt with them fish-net sleeves. 221 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,941 - It's tasty. - Sweet. 222 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,651 I can taste the vanilla. 223 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,571 That's my mom's secret ingredient. She made the pies. 224 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:10,075 What's the real purpose of inviting all three of us here? 225 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,454 - Yeah, what is this all about? - That's the element in the room. 226 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:16,665 - "Elephant." - First thing we agreed on all night. 227 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,127 I'd like you all to know that the only reason I'm doing this... 228 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,005 is because you men think you know me. 229 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:28,260 You think you know what I'm about, and the truth is you don't. 230 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,346 I mess up, just like we all do... 231 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,891 but I try not to punish myself for my mistakes. 232 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,936 You know? Like, I don't see the point. 233 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,813 The world is too ready to punish us anyway. 234 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:45,277 So, if in the end, you get something good out of this, then... 235 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,237 that's cool too. 236 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:49,949 But this is for me. 237 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,159 I consider myself abnormal, 238 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:55,037 and I really don't want to be like anybody else. 239 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,916 I don't. You've all called me a "freak," and I hate that word. 240 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,542 I don't believe in it. 241 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,964 I guess... what I'm trying to say is... 242 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,303 the world has made me the man of my dreams. 243 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,061 That's a Meshell Ndegeocello album. 244 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,190 - Nobody? - That's my girl. 245 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,235 We appreciate your candor, but I don't believe you answered the question. 246 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,739 Why... are we all here? 247 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,535 You've each asked me about the other dude. Well... 248 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:38,789 You, you, you... you're the other dude. 249 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,086 Oh, I feel so much better. 250 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,296 Did I answer all your questions? 251 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,590 - Sort of. - What don't you understand? 252 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,428 - Oh, no, we... understand. - We just don't like it. 253 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,054 That's for you to deal with. 254 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,307 What kind of a... 255 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,185 lady... 256 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,396 Acts like a man? 257 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,567 Tasty. 258 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,069 - Sweet. - Taste the vanilla. Know what I mean? 259 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,702 Ever been to Martha's Vineyard? 260 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,537 Hmm? 261 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,501 No! 262 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,878 These hands... 263 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,674 They're far too gentile for dish water. 264 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,137 - Let me help you. - I'm good, but thank you. 265 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,138 Please? 266 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,812 - Go relax. - Fine. 267 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:56,825 I love washin' dishes. I ever tell you my first job was as a dishwasher? 268 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,243 No, you haven't. 269 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,998 my guests do not help wash dishes. 270 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:07,044 Nola has too many rules. 271 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,132 Good luck. 272 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,474 - Hey. - Hey, hey. Surprised you could make it. 273 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,519 Yeah, my family, we usually have an early Thanksgiving dinner. 274 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,312 How'd you get away? 275 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:29,191 During dessert, Cheryl and I got into it, she told me to leave the house. 276 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,571 To be honest... I wasn't planning on being here when I got the invite. 277 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,531 Sorry. 278 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:37,950 I'm here. 279 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,702 You are. 280 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,831 Had I known there would be other... 281 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,626 - invited guests, I... - What? It's complicated? 282 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:54,299 I won't speak on behalf of Greer and Mars, but this is highly uncomfortable. 283 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:59,596 Sometimes, being uncomfortable can be a good thing, you know? 284 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:06,436 It forces us to react, move, um... evolve. 285 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,772 - That what we're doin'? - You tell me. 286 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,108 Why do you always answer a question with a question? 287 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,568 What? 288 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,320 - You ain't right. You ain't right. - Whatever. 289 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,616 I have a real estate agent lookin' for an apartment for you. 290 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:24,538 Your life, your art... and us. 291 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:28,292 Thank you for the kind offer, but no can do. 292 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:34,548 I am a strong, independent black woman. God willing, I'll get to a place 293 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,176 - where I can be fending for myself. - Everyone needs help. 294 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,053 Yeah, and the Catlett Prize has been a big help. 295 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,931 - I'm happy about that for you. - Thank you. 296 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:51,732 Truth be told, I'm just like, "What if Cheryl cancels another check, or...?" 297 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,736 I can't go through that kind of embarrassment again, Jamie. 298 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,820 You feel me? 299 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:58,864 Do you? 300 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,328 You're right. You're right. 301 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:09,708 I feel you. But I don't feel good about it. 302 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:17,716 Come on, let's, um... 303 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,011 We're being rude to the other guests. 304 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,560 The other guests. 305 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,324 Who wants to partake, huh? 306 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,078 Who's ready to get down to the nitty-gritty? 307 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,996 Yo, I'm down. 308 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,626 I get this from my Jamaican weed guy. Special blend, au naturel. 309 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,170 It goes by the moniker of "White Gold," 310 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,674 while Mr. Jamaica calls this the Truth Serum. 311 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,051 This cannabis breaks down all the bullshit, 312 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,388 all the masks, facades, frontin' and stuntin'. 313 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,640 Puff, puff, pass. 314 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,684 Oh, he don't know the rotation. 315 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,232 I got the truth for y'all. 316 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,484 Follow me. 317 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,616 What's this? 318 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,870 This is my latest work of art. Ready? 319 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,539 I call it... 320 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,044 The Three-headed Monster. 321 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,935 What the fuck, Nola? 322 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,439 - You... can say that again. - Is this how you think of us? 323 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:58,984 The beautiful thing about art is, it's open to interpretation. 324 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,695 This, fo sho, is some abstract-achalism and shit. 325 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,864 Objectification is a bitch, right? 326 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,327 Well, Nola got one thing right. I've got the biggest member. 327 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,413 Hold up, you don't have the girth, the width I possess. 328 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:15,542 Nola, you can bet your last money it's all gonna be a stone gas, honey. 329 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:20,464 Like my late father Monty told me, "Son, you gotta work with what you got." 330 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:24,926 So, let me tell y'all, Nola don't mind 'cause I do it to her mind. 331 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,011 Bang, bang! 332 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,847 All right, okay, all right. 333 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,141 What's the verdict? Did I body this or what? 334 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:34,561 - You took shit to another level. - Next level. 335 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,230 - Dope fleek. - Well, this has been fun. 336 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:42,027 Uh, Nola, thank you, but I am going to bid you adieu. 337 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:46,656 Why? It's still so early. Excusez-moi. 338 00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:49,743 I bought vintage French wine. 339 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,037 You know I gifted-ed her that album. 340 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,622 Flowers by Greer Childs. 341 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:02,130 ♪ One, two, one, two, three ♪ 342 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,825 ♪ I was working part-time In a five-and-dime ♪ 343 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,785 ♪ My boss was Mr. McGee ♪ 344 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:37,999 ♪ He told me several times That he didn't like my kind ♪ 345 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,418 ♪ 'Cause I was a bit too leisurely ♪ 346 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:45,757 ♪ Seems that I was busy Doin' somethin' close to nothin' ♪ 347 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,135 ♪ But different than the day before ♪ 348 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,056 ♪ That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her ♪ 349 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:56,685 ♪ She walked in through the out door Out door ♪ 350 00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,272 ♪ She wore a raspberry beret ♪ 351 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:05,152 ♪ The kind you find In a secondhand store ♪ 352 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,446 ♪ Raspberry beret ♪ 353 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:13,201 ♪ And if it was warm She wouldn't wear much more ♪ 354 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,371 ♪ Raspberry beret ♪ 355 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:20,709 ♪ I think I love her ♪ 356 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:25,797 ♪ Built like she was She had the nerve to ask me ♪ 357 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,799 ♪ If I planned to do her any harm ♪ 358 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:33,221 ♪ So look here, I put her on the back Of my bike and we went ridin' ♪ 359 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,391 ♪ Down by old man Johnson's farm ♪ 360 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:41,188 ♪ I said now Overcast days never turned me on ♪ 361 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,441 ♪ But somethin' about the clouds And her mixed ♪ 362 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,445 ♪ She wasn't too bright ♪ 363 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:52,699 ♪ But I could tell when she kissed me She knew how to get her kicks ♪ 364 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:56,077 ♪ She wore a raspberry beret ♪ 365 00:24:57,537 --> 00:25:01,499 ♪ The kind you find In a secondhand store ♪ 366 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:04,002 ♪ Raspberry beret ♪ 367 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:09,090 ♪ And if it was warm She wouldn't wear much more ♪ 368 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:11,885 ♪ Raspberry beret ♪ 369 00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:16,097 ♪ I think I love her ♪ 370 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:21,853 ♪ The rain sounds so cool When it hits the barn roof ♪ 371 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,855 ♪ The horses wonder who you are ♪ 372 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,984 ♪ Thunder drowns out What the lightnin' sees ♪ 373 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:33,281 ♪ You feel like a movie star, listen ♪ 374 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,701 ♪ They say the first time Ain't the greatest ♪ 375 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:41,122 ♪ But I tell ya if I had the chance To do it all again, oh ♪ 376 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,417 ♪ I wouldn't change a stroke 'Cause, baby, I'm the most ♪ 377 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,837 ♪ With a girl as fine as she was then ♪ 378 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:51,716 ♪ Oh, raspberry beret ♪ 379 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,763 ♪ The kind you find In a secondhand store ♪ 380 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:59,474 ♪ Raspberry beret ♪ 381 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,226 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 382 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:04,938 ♪ And if it was warm She wouldn't wear much more ♪ 383 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,898 ♪ Raspberry beret ♪ 384 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:12,904 ♪ I think, I think, I think, I think I think I love her ♪ 385 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,365 ♪ Raspberry beret ♪ 386 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,604 Oh, what a Thanksgiving night. 387 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,960 As you've observed, 388 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:54,005 I have a Rashomon effect on the Treacherous Three, 389 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,383 my lovers Jamie, Greer, and Mars. 390 00:27:56,883 --> 00:28:00,720 They all view me differently, but they also all want to possess me. 391 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:06,267 I will not allow them to put me in a box, to paint my life as they see fit. 392 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:12,107 I'm dealing with who I am now, at this very special moment in time and space. 393 00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:16,361 I gotta look within to feel and understand what makes me happy. 394 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:21,908 And if Jamie Overstreet, Greer Childs, and Mars "Crazy Motherfucker" Blackmon 395 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,243 want to deal with me, 396 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:28,873 it must be, has to be on my terms or it ain't gonna happen. 397 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,709 That's why I painted The Three-headed Monster. 398 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:36,089 That artwork is about being open, shiny and not shadowy. 399 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:37,632 It's about the truth, 400 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:40,927 and I understand, often, that is the hardest thing to get to. 401 00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:46,391 To land at a place where folks can find openness, candor, and frankness 402 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:47,475 amongst each other. 403 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,855 I feel I demonstrate that, first and foremost, through my art. 404 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:54,733 And whatever you feel about my personal truths... 405 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,361 that's on you. 406 00:28:58,486 --> 00:28:59,946 Oh, shit, I almost forgot. 407 00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,741 I gotta give a love shout-out to my soul sisters. 408 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:06,745 I love you, Mekka, Clorinda, Ms. Raqueletta Moss and Reggie, 409 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:08,580 Skylar and her mama, Opal. 410 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,206 Love you black. 411 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:19,966 Who is it? 412 00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:24,095 - Uh, Nola, it's me, Opal. - What are you doing here? 413 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,347 Skylar's father is in town for Thanksgiving, 414 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,224 and she's spending the night with him. 415 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,853 I've got this bottle of champagne that I thought we could share. 416 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,807 Nola Darling. 417 00:30:22,660 --> 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