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[theme music playing]
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♪ Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ♪
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-I know.
-♪ Somebody knows ♪
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♪ The trouble I've seen
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This thing has knocked outmore guys than Joe Louis.
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The winnerand still champeen.
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Captain, may I be excused
from this detail?
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My nylons are baggin'
all around the knees.
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-Get bigger knees.
-Corporal,
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you're gonna have to do
a better job than this.
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I want this floor clean
enough to eat off of.
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That's easy.
It's already cleaner
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than the tables
in the mess.
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Keep scrubbing!
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Ah, what a festive moodpeople get in
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-at the G.I. party.
-Oh, shut up.
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Now, Major Houlihan,I hope you and your nursesare doing a good job.
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We can hold up our end.
Why don't you go
and hold up yours?
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Very well. When you finishchecking that machine,
check it again.
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Frank, how long areyou gonna be here?
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-Ten minutes.-Wake me when he's gone.
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[inhaling deeply]
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Those tanks aren't
even connected!
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I told you this wasa tankless job.
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Oh, you crazy guy!
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Frank, go make
yourself useful.
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I'm a supervisor.I don't have to be useful.
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Well, you're doing
a great job.
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Oh, go stuff a goose.
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Put a little elbow greaseinto that, Corporal!
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I'm all outta
elbow grease.
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-Don't talk back to me!-Yes, sir!
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You did that on purpose,you Lebanese lout!
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Hold it. What's goin' onhere, Burns?
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I saw the whole thing.
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Frank tried to eat
Klinger's mop.
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Burns, I put you incharge of this detail.
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He's doin' a great job,Colonel.
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He's already washedhis face and his shirt.
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-At the same time.-Why is it taking so long?
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Well, nobody's
following orders,
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and they're all grumpy.
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Not true.I'm Grumpy.
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-He's Sneezy.
-He's Bashful.
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-She's Dopey.
-Go watch your mouth.
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Okay, just get it done.Let's all try to get along.
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♪ Get along little dogie
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I had a long
little doggie once.
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-It was a dachshund.
-Oh, a little hot dog.
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-What happened to him?
-He got mustard out.
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I relishthese conversations.
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Oh, will you knock
off the silliness?
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Oh, knock yourself off,
goofball.
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I was invitedto the Goof Ball,
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but I didn't havea thing to wear.
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Oh, Colonel,they're making me sick.
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POTTER:
Me too.
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Please, I just
mopped the floor!
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And look at it!
It's filthy!
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That's right.Criticize my work.
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I mop my heart out, and that'sall the thanks I get?
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Don't talk back to me!
I'm an officer!
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But you're no
gentleman.
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-[laughter]
-Oh, can it, nurses!
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Check
the surgical packs.
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Checking, checking.
Checking packs like crazy.
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MARGARET:
Put a lid on it!
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It's been this way
all day, sir.
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-No discipline.
-Okay, okay.
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Let's all try
to work together,
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make the best of it.
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[chatter]
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I'm getting out of here.
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Now you heard the Colonel.
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Have fun!
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Yeah.
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-Oh.
-Ooh.
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Hi, Father!
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Any luck, Father?
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We have a winner here.I found the mail.
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POTTER: Bingo.
You're a genius.
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Oh, not really.
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Mail's just in time.
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Everybody's chewingeach other up.
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Oh, heavens.I have another surprise.
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Don't tell me.
You got Mildred
in one of your bags.
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No, Colonel.It's that movie you requested.
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Your favorite Western.
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Hot damn!
Things are lookin' up.
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Never mind what Itold you before!
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Forget the instrument packsand clean these shelves.
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They're filthy.There's dirt all over them.
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-All right.-Come on now. Step on it!
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Frank, if you say
"Step on it" one more time,
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-I'll step on you.-Well, then, move it, then!
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-Move it!
-Shut up, Frank!
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Nurses,
will you pipe down?
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I can't hear myself
yell.
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Mind your own business,Captain. I'll handle this.
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You're messing up my floor!
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Will you quit walkingon my clean floor?
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RADAR [on P.A.]: Attention, all personnel.
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Colonel Potterwould like to addressthe personnel personally.
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There you go, sir.Just keep your fingeron that button.
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Thank you, Corporal.
Ahem. This is good news.
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I know you've been
working your butts off--
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Excuse me.
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And you're all as itchy
as a dog at a flea circus.
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[chuckles]
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First of all, there's mail.
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-Oh, mail! All right!
-What's mail?
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That oughta cheer you up.
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And after supper
in the mess tent,
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I've got a big treat
for everybody--
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something you're all
gonna love to see.
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-Gypsy Rose Lee!
-Doing a fan dance.
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It's my kind
of entertainment.
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My all-time favorite movie.
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Now, I'm saving the title
till show time.
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After chow in
the Mess Tent.
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So bye-bye
and buy bonds.
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Oh, I shouldn't
have said that.
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RADAR: Oh, uh, take your finger off the button.
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-What? -They can hear what you're saying.
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-Oh.-I'd better handle this.
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Ahem. Uh, Colonel Potteris now finished
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with his messageto the 4077.
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See, sir, if you don'ttake your finger off--
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-I know. I just forgot.
-Oh.
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Hey, Beej, you got a pen?
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Why?Somebody mail you a pig?
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I need something
to write with.
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Here, try this.But I think it's out of ink.
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Very cute.
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Hey, Frank,
lend me your pen.
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No, thank you, pal.
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-What do you mean, no?
-N-O, no.
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-Why not?-Because you'll ruin it.
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The point's used to
the way I write.
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It's used to stupid?
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Oh, stuff it in your Val-pak.
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Hey, Hawk, guesswhat Peg sent me.
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-A pony?
-No.
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A Dutch apple crumb pie.It's delicious.
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Try some.
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Mmm-mmm.
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This is really crummy.
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Yeah, I know.
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I mean, it's awful.
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What?You gotta be kidding.
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Would a dying man kid?
Agh!
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Geez, Frank, let me havesome of that shoe polish.
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What for?
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I want to get this rotten
taste out of my mouth.
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You have no taste.
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I did before
I had that pie.
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All right,I'll eat it all myself.
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I'll be one of
your pallbearers.
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[mock laugh] Just don'tbury me in that shirt
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you brought me from Seoul.
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You're knocking
my gift?
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I picked that
shirt out myself.
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No wonder it's irregular.
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What do you mean?
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I mean one sleeve is
longer than the other.
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No, no, no, no, no.
That's not true.
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Eh.
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Wear it yourself.
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I will. I'm gonna put on
this lovely shirt
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and go visit
the nurses in it.
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There.
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[laughing]
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Perfect.
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Nothing wrong
with this shirt.
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Creep.
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-WOMAN: Who is it?
-Quasimodo.
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-What do you want?-I'm here to ring your bells.
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-Come in.
-Ladies.
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-Hi.
-Hi, Hawkeye.
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On behalf of the officersand gentlemen of the 4077th
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and myself,
I cordially invite you
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to dinner and a movie
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in what is accurately
called the mess tent.
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-Please R.S.V.P. In this ear.-No.
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This ear does not accept
no for an answer.
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Well, I'm sorry.That's the only answerthis mouth has.
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Where are you going?
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We've been invited
to dinner at I-Corps.
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Wine, tablecloths, silverware.
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Pilots.
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What does a pilot have
that I haven't got?
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-A plane.-Why settle for a plain
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when you can have a fancy?
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We're
tired of this place,
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and we're tired
of the same people.
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We wanna see somebody
fresh for a change.
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I've always been
fresh with you.
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Not tonight.
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-What if I got on
my hands and knees?
-No.
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-What if I got onyour hands and knees?-Not a chance.
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Well, I'm not gonna ask again.A man has to have some dignity.
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-[knocking]
-Yes?
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It's me-- Frank.
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Oh, what do you want?I'm busy.
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I wanted
to talk to you.
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Oh, all right.
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Well,
I was wondering if--
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Frank, you can come in.
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-I can?
-Yes.
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-Really?-Oh, will you get in here?
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Place looks just the same.
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You know, you look lovelyin this light.
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The war's been very kindto you, Margaret.
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-Is that it?
-No!
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I want you to sit with meat the movie tonight.
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Just as a friend.
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Just as a friend, I accept.
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You see? Even thoughyou're engaged,
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we can still be civilto each other.
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-You're right.
-And after the movie,
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-I can walk you back here.-That'd be nice.
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If it isn't too late,
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maybe we can playwar games like we used to.
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Frank.
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It was such fun, Margaret!
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You'd hide under the coversand pretend it was a tent,
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and I'd be a bomband drop on you.
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Frank! You bombed out!
You lost!
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And Donald Penobscott won.
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[giggling]
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Penobscott.What a stupid name.
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And you're gonna beMargaret Penobscott.
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I'd like you to meetthe Penobscotts.
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Donald Penobscott,Margaret Penobscott,
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and all the littlePenobscotts--
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Huey, Dewey and LouiePenobscott. Ha ha ha ha!
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-Frank?
-Huh?
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I'm gonna count to 3,
and if you're still here,
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I'm gonna snap off
your epaulets.
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Put it away.You know how I hate that.
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-1.
-You're bluffing.
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-3!
-You skipped 2!
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The tension is
so thick in here,
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you could cut it
with a knife.
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Not with this one.
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It's so quiet.Nobody's talking.
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Perhaps the entertainment
tonight
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will improve
everyone's disposition.
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What is the movietonight, Father?
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That's privileged
information, B.J.
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I don't want to spoil
Colonel Potter's surprise.
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It better be good.
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This crowd is ready tobeat up Shirley Temple.
254
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Hold it, soldier.
Let me check that tray.
255
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You didn't finish
your peas!
256
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They're hard as a rock, sir.They hurt my tooth.
257
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You're wasting food!
Just look at that tray!
258
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I can't, sir.It makes me woozy.
259
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You didn't finish
your meat.
260
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The meat's all fat. It--
261
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Oh, no.That's the potatoes.
262
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Don't you realize there arepeople starving in Poland?
263
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Here, you cansend 'em this.
264
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What's the problem
now, Burns?
265
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Well, sir, I'm the
garbage officer.
266
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We all know that.
267
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And there's been atremendous waste of food,
268
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especially rutabaga,lima beans and breaded liver.
269
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Is that a surprise
to you?
270
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,965
Well, what if the enemygot a hold of this?
271
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We'd win the war.
Tell you what, Burns.
272
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If there's any food leftthat you think is edible,
273
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you eat it.
274
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Here you go, sir.
275
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May I have your
attention, please?
276
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I know you've been
working hard all week,
277
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and you've got a
case of the cranks.
278
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I'm confidenttonight's entertainment
279
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will make new men out of ya.
280
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Uh, except for you women.
281
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This movie's a classic.
282
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It's got the three thingsthat make a movie great:
283
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horses, cowboys, and horses.
284
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You might've guessed.
It's a Western.
285
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It's called--now hold onto your hats--
286
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My Darling Clementine.
287
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Oh!
288
00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:18,574
Ha ha! See?
You feel better already.
289
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,141
Gee whiz. That's terrific.
290
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,969
I haven't seen
a good movie in ages.
291
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,362
Oh, Frank, don't be childish.It's only a movie.
292
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh boy!A movie! Hee hee hee!
293
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I'm so excited,
I could plotz! Ha ha!
294
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CHORUS IN MOVIE:
♪ Oh my darlin'
295
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[audience cheering]
296
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♪ Oh my darlin'
297
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-[chatter]-MARGARET: I've seenthis picture.
298
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♪ Oh my darlin' Clementine
299
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♪ You are lost
and gone forever ♪
300
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,126
KLINGER: Ooh, Alan Mowbray.
301
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I never missan Alan Mowbray picture.
302
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♪ In a cavern in a canyon
303
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[whooping]
304
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FRANK:Look at all that space!
305
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,962
-There's Ward Bond!
-Whoo-hoo!
306
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,268
HAWKEYE:That's Margaret's whip!
307
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,704
♪ Forty-niner
308
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♪ And his daughter
Clementine ♪
309
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,796
B.J.: Who's that?
310
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HAWKEYE:
Uh, Alan Mowbray.
311
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KLINGER: No.
312
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Hey, there's Alan Mowbray!
313
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B.J.:Who's that ridin' him?
314
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POTTER: That's old
Henry Fonda.
315
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-There you go.
-HAWKEYE: Hey!
316
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[collective cheers, applause]
317
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Henry Fonda!
318
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,069
[applause, whistling]
319
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-[cattle lowing]
-[chatter]
320
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Uh-oh.
321
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,208
-Yep.
-Uh-oh.
322
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There's Walter Brennan.Hee hee!
323
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,040
POTTER: Oh, yeah.
324
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My name's Clanton.
325
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,479
This is my boy Ike. My oldest boy.
326
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,569
Hey, is Sweetwater
up beyond?
327
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:43,180
Yeah, two, three miles straight up the trail.
328
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,748
[groaning, shouting]
329
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,926
I'm ruinin' my nails!
330
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,146
[whispering]
331
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,757
This film is full of splices.It's not my fault.
332
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ALL: [complaining]
333
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,804
Hold on, now.Don't leave.
334
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You're gonna missa swell movie.
335
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,503
Tell you what.We'll fill in the time.
336
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,287
Let's all sing.A community sing.
337
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,680
[all groaning]
338
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,856
We'll have the film
fixed in a jiffy.
339
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,640
-Come on. It's fun.
-[complaining]
340
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,381
It's also an order.
341
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,035
-HAWKEYE: Oh, in that case.-All right.
342
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,734
How 'bout "The TennesseeWaltz?" Okay?
343
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,736
♪ I was waltzing
344
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-Lower, lower, lower.
-Too high?
345
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♪ I was waltzing
with my darlin' ♪
346
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:25,832
♪ To the Tennessee Waltz
347
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:31,402
♪ When an old friend
I happened to see ♪
348
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:35,015
♪ Introduced him
to my true love ♪
349
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:38,975
♪ And while they
were dancing ♪
350
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:42,674
♪ My friend stole my
sweetheart from me ♪
351
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:47,984
♪ I remember the night...
352
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:51,509
Father Mulcahy, you should'vetaken up the harmonica.
353
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,469
Yes, you're right.Colonel Potter's tryin'to keep the party going
354
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till the film's fixed.
355
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,124
Have fun.
356
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,865
Sounds likethey're having it.
357
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,649
I got it. Here we go!
358
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,737
-Lights!
-[cheers and applause]
359
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,966
Good evenin', Mr. Clanton.
360
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,185
Good evenin'.
361
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,407
Fellow with a trail herd, remember?
362
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:22,366
Oh, sure. I remember you.
363
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,195
You was right.
364
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,415
I didn't get very
far with 'em.
365
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,286
They was rustled
this evenin'.
366
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,289
That so?
367
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:35,727
Well, that's too bad.
368
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,867
Guess you'll be headin'
for California, huh?
369
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:50,830
No, I figured on
sticking around a while.
370
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,310
Got myself a job.
371
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,660
Cowpunchin'?
372
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,880
Marshaling.
373
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:02,842
Marshaling?
In Tombstone?
374
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,974
[laughs]
375
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:08,456
Well, good luck
to you, Mr...
376
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:11,198
Earp.
Wyatt Earp.
377
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,204
HAWKEYE:
Klinger, you moron!
378
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,770
[all complaining]
379
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,729
I blew the bulb.
It's not my fault!
380
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,296
Who do I look like,
Thomas Edison?
381
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,037
No, you look like
Mrs. Edison.
382
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,386
I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.
383
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,953
Got a good bulb
here someplace.
384
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,171
FRANK: Well, find it!
385
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,957
Got an idea.
Not a bad earring.
386
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,175
[complaining]
387
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,003
Hit it, Father.
388
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,137
♪ [piano]
389
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:41,228
♪ A chaplain in the army has a collar on his neck ♪
390
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,796
♪ If you don't listen to him you'll all wind up in heck ♪
391
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:49,410
♪ Oh I don't want no
more of army life ♪
392
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,892
♪ Gee, Mom, I wanna go home
393
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,937
♪ Oh the surgeons
in the army ♪
394
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,896
♪ They say
we're mighty bright ♪
395
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,985
♪ We work on soldiers
through the day ♪
396
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,769
♪ And nurses
through the night ♪
397
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,162
[cheering]
398
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,947
♪ I don't want no more of army life ♪
399
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:08,429
♪ Gee, Mom, I wanna go home
400
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:12,650
♪ Friendships in the army they say are mighty rare ♪
401
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:16,480
♪ So I spend all my free time carousing with my mare ♪
402
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,047
[laughter]
403
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,875
♪ I don't want no
more of army life ♪
404
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,224
Hey, hey!
405
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,314
♪ Gee, Mom, I wanna go home
406
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,925
♪ The surgeons in the army
407
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,927
♪ Their brains
they are profound ♪
408
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,841
♪ But we'll take
chopper pilots ♪
409
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,843
♪ They'll get you
off the ground ♪
410
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:36,326
♪ Oh I don't want no
more of army life ♪
411
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:39,721
♪ Gee, Mom, I wanna go home
412
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:43,377
♪ The corporals in the army you say we're really green ♪
413
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:47,381
♪ But if it weren't for us guys you'd be in the latrine ♪
414
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:51,559
♪ I don't want no more of army life ♪
415
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:55,302
♪ Gee, Mom, I wanna go home
416
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:59,306
♪ Oh some guys like the army I think that it's a mess ♪
417
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:02,962
♪ If it's so damn terrific how come I wear a dress? ♪
418
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,094
-Fix the projector!
-[shouting]
419
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,966
We don't want to hear
songs! We don't!
420
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,839
♪ Gee, Mom, I wanna go home
421
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:14,886
♪ Oh some nurses in the army they haven't tied the knot ♪
422
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:18,455
♪ But this one's gonna try it with Donald Penobscott ♪
423
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,022
[cheering]
424
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,156
♪ I don't want no
more of army life ♪
425
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:27,203
♪ Gee, Mom, I wanna go, but they won't let me go ♪
426
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:31,120
♪ Gee, Mom, I wanna go home
427
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,817
[cheering]
428
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,689
I've got it!
429
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,560
[cheering]
430
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,562
HENRY FONDA AS WYATT EARP: ...sucker game, Doc.
431
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,086
There's probably 50--
432
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,913
HAWKEYE:
Hey, there's no sound.
433
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,698
[all complaining]
434
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:46,657
HAWKEYE:
Don't blame Klinger.
It's an army projector.
435
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,311
B.J.: It's supposedto break downevery five minutes.
436
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,531
-Like the peace talks.-[complaining continues]
437
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,098
It's no use.
I can't get the sound.
438
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,316
Lights.
439
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,188
[all groaning]
440
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,146
How 'bout some moreentertainment?
441
00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:00,236
I know somebody who doesgreat movie star imitations.
442
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,021
[applause]
443
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,370
No, no!
444
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,112
Oh, okay.
445
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,417
Um...
446
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,984
okay, see if you can
guess who this is.
447
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,072
[clears throat]
448
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,595
HAWKEYE:
Radar's back.
449
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,249
POTTER:Now, leave him alone.
450
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,294
Show 'em, kid.
451
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,514
[imitating John Wayne]
Well, it looks like
452
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,212
you've got some people
around here
453
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,257
pretty mad at you, son.
454
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,216
But I'm not gonna hit ya.
455
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:27,002
I'm not gonna hit ya.
Like hell I'm not.
456
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,873
[cheers and applause]
457
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,050
Barbara Bel Geddes!
458
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,573
The Mills Brothers!
459
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,836
Wrong. It's John Wayne. Ha ha!
460
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,751
-John Wayne.
-Who's John Wayne?
461
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:39,797
[imitating Jack Benny]
Now cut that out!
462
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,582
[imitating Eddie Anderson]Okay, Mr. Benny!
463
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,627
Rochester,
464
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:48,067
now, how many timeshave I told ya, ya see,
465
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,549
never to interrupt mewhen I'm doin' the show?
466
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,726
Oh, Don. Oh, Mary.
467
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,119
Oh, Dennis.
468
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,599
Now that's the
Mills Brothers!
469
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,253
Debra Paget.
470
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,515
[imitating Dennis Day]
Now, Mr. Benny?
471
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:04,257
Sing, Dennis!
472
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,520
[cheers and applause]
473
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,217
♪ Ol' Hawkeye and ol' B.J.
474
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,697
♪ They think they're pretty smart ♪
475
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,568
♪ I'd like to take a scalpel ♪
476
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,093
♪ And stab 'em in the heart Boy, this is fun.
477
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,270
♪ Oh, I don't want no more of army life ♪
478
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,489
[trailing off] ♪ Gee, Mom, I wanna go home
479
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:23,102
The number in New Jerseyis KLondike 5 4433.
480
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,017
And now, for the momentno one has been waiting for:
481
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,933
the Father Mulcahy
sound-alike contest!
482
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,500
[cheering, whistling]
483
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,633
You'll need that, Hawkeye.
484
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,201
[imitating Father Mulcahy]My word, Hawkeye.
485
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:38,682
This jocularity
is most unseemly.
486
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,119
-You try.
-[cheering, applause]
487
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,381
Me?
488
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,384
[high-pitched voice]Oh, how can you make jokes
489
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:45,820
at a time like this?
490
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,648
-Ooh.
-[cheering, applause]
491
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,304
[high-pitched voice]Uh, the post-op is collapsing,
492
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,044
and the O.R.'s on fire.
493
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,830
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
494
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,440
Uh...
495
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:01,183
and somebody has brokeninto the sacramental wine.
496
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,837
[laughter]
497
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,667
Oh, I'm sorry, Father.
498
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,321
[clears throat]
499
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,323
[high-pitched voice]It seems that Private Simpson
500
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,890
has come downwith a case of hepatitis.
501
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,806
It is the most remarkable
shade of yellow.
502
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,286
[laughter, applause]
503
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,984
You, sir.
504
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:22,813
[high-pitched voice]Jocularity! Jocularity!
505
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,425
[laughter, applause]
506
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:28,732
Let me just say this aboutall these impersonations.
507
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,908
[all shouting]
508
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:33,955
Now that is definitely
the Mills Brothers.
509
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,263
[cheers and applause]
510
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,830
MAN [on film]: Hold it. Sashay back
511
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,485
and make room for our new marshal
512
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,444
and his lady fair.
513
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,749
[cheering]
514
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,186
♪ [fiddle]
515
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,713
Uh, I have a car herefor four nurses, for I-Corps.
516
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:56,107
I'll see your car and raise youHenry Fonda and Ward Bond.
517
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,197
NURSE: Thank you, driver.
We're staying.
518
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,155
Well, what'll I tellGeneral Armistead?
519
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,026
Tell him we're
watching a movie,
520
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,551
with more stars than he has onhis shoulders.
521
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,117
What's the picture?
522
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,250
My Darling Clementine.
523
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,819
Oh, that's a good one.I just got a flat tire.
524
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,910
Ah-ha! Swing your partner!
525
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,085
Yippee!
526
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,529
Well, by gosh.
527
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,708
-[all groaning]
-Again, with this?
528
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,580
Ladies and gentlemen, we havesomeone with us tonight
529
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,538
who may not want anyoneto know she's here.
530
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,888
The toast of two continentsand the Pink Pagoda in Seoul.
531
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,629
I don't know if we can
prevail upon her--
532
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,588
-Oh, sit down.
-Uh-huh.
533
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:46,027
[cheers, applause]
534
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,724
-Hit it, Father.
-Hit what?
535
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,987
Anything.
536
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:55,602
♪ When love comes in and takes you for a spin ♪
537
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,300
♪ Ooh la la la
538
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,520
♪ C'est magnifique
539
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,261
[speaking French]
540
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:07,004
♪ When every night your lover holds you tight ♪
541
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,441
♪ Ooh la la la
542
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,834
[speaking French]
543
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,620
♪ C'est magnifique
544
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:18,929
♪ But when one day your lover drifts away ♪
545
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,802
-♪ Ooh la la la -[Hawkeye continues in French]
546
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,674
♪ It is sotragique ♪
547
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:25,806
[chatter]
548
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:28,243
♪ But when once more
549
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,767
♪ He whispers"Je t'adore" ♪
550
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,813
♪ C'est magnifique
551
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:36,120
Watch out
for the stagecoach!
552
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:40,603
[cheers, applause]
553
00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,344
Say, that's the show, folks.
554
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:45,956
Here they come.
555
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,575
Doc Holliday's with 'em.
556
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:59,187
HAWKEYE [cowboy voice]:Uh-oh. This don't look good.
557
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,580
There's gonnabe a shoot-out.
558
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,114
Wait'll they get closer, ya fools.
559
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,865
Phin, cover your brother.
560
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:25,909
[gun cocks]
561
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:29,086
[gunfire]
562
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:38,792
[rapid hoofbeats approaching]
563
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:49,759
Look out, Doc! Look out!
564
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,282
[gasps]
565
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:53,241
[gunfire]
566
00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,112
He's behind ya, Wyatt! Look out!
567
00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:56,679
-[horse whinnying]
-Ohh!
568
00:22:56,679 --> 00:22:58,594
[gunfire continues]
569
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,801
Throw your gun down and come on out, old man.
570
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,327
Hey, we got wounded
out here!
571
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,981
WALTER BRENNAN AS CLANTON: My boys...
572
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:41,289
Ike, Sam, Phin, Billy!
573
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,334
WYATT EARP: They're dead.
574
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:45,249
We got wounded in here too.
575
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,251
Wounded!
We got wounded!
576
00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:49,210
[chatter]
577
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:03,093
♪ In a cavern in a canyon
578
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,965
Scalpel.
579
00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:08,229
♪ Excavating for a mine
580
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:11,798
ALL [joining in]: ♪ Lived a miner forty-niner
581
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:15,497
♪ And his daughter
Clementine ♪
582
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,501
♪ Oh, my darlin',
oh, my darlin' ♪
583
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:23,113
♪ Oh, my darling Clementine
584
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:26,987
♪ You are lost
and gone forever ♪
585
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:30,904
♪ Dreadful sorry,
Clementine ♪
586
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,999
[theme music playing]
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