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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:15,015 MAN ON SCREEN: Baby, come down here right now and talk to me. I love you. 2 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,385 I love you! 3 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,686 WOMAN ON SCREEN: You're full of shit. 4 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,888 MAN: I love you. 5 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,656 You know that thing I said I would never do? 6 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,125 I'm gonna do it right now. 7 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,627 Right now, I'm gonna do it! 8 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,429 WOMAN: I don't believe you. Why? 9 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:30,298 What's different this time? 10 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,309 MAN: I'll show you what's different this time. 11 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,282 Sweet. 12 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:50,818 (LAUGHS) 13 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:09,970 Shut up. 14 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,789 Yeah. 15 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,724 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 16 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,630 (WHISTLES) 17 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,433 Hi, everybody. Thank you for coming. I'm Kristin Thompson. 18 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:43,171 I'm the director of the Los Angeles Underground Film Festival. 19 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,306 We are very lucky today to have the filmmaker. 20 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:46,940 I'd like to welcome Jett Garner 21 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:49,210 to come down for a few questions. 22 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:54,915 (MAN WHOOPING) 23 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:57,117 Thank you very much. 24 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,287 Testing. Yes. Questions? 25 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,521 Yes, sir? 26 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,490 What was your budget? 27 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:06,527 I actually shot it slightly under $1000, and... 28 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,462 (MAN EXCLAIMS) 29 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,030 Well, it's actually about twice as much 30 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,565 as I wanted to shoot it for, so... 31 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,666 Yes? 32 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,235 How did you do it so cheap? 33 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:17,571 Well, I used my parents' camera. They had a mini DV camera, 34 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,473 and mini DV tapes aren't that expensive. 35 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:23,043 And I shot it in my town, and shot it with real light. 36 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,679 You know, Hollywood has us convinced that it takes $100 million 37 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,315 to make a quality piece of art, 38 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:28,882 and that's a piece-of-crap statement. 39 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,252 I think you just saw that, right? 40 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:36,857 So, any other questions or comments? 41 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,025 Yes? 42 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:39,793 Was there any improvisation? 43 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,829 Well, that's an interesting question, 44 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,565 and I guess I would come back with another question. 45 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,434 When you wake up in the morning, do you think about 46 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,969 what you're going to say to everyone during the day? 47 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,439 No. So why do that in film? 48 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,608 In fact, a lot of those scenes are completely real. 49 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:59,079 The people in the scenes had no idea that they were on film. 50 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:01,382 You know, we had kind of... 51 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:04,352 Well, I don't want to give away all my secrets, but we had some... 52 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,953 What's the word? Camouflage going on, 53 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,688 so some of the people you see in there 54 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,023 didn't even know they were in a movie until I showed them 55 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,893 a few weeks ago back in my hometown. 56 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,730 Any other questions or comments? 57 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,632 KRISTIN: Great. Thank you so much. 58 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,868 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 59 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,904 Thank you, Jett Garner. And also, I just want to remind everybody 60 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,873 that the afterparty is at Arts on Real, 61 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,408 so we'll see you there. 62 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,014 CATHERINE: No, I was not, Chad. 63 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,549 MICHELLE: So, what's the deal? 64 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,385 All right, so, here's the deal. We need to be on the list, 65 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,219 or we need to have one of those little badges. 66 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,354 Okay. 67 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,722 I really want to go to this party. 68 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:42,556 CATHERINE: Yeah, we'll get in. MATT: All right. 69 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,824 It will be really fun. 70 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,158 There's a back door, right on the left hand side. 71 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,494 There's gotta be a way we can get in, all right? 72 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,895 MICHELLE: Look, it's Jett Garner. 73 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,029 CATHERINE: Honey, you know him. Go talk to him. 74 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:50,498 MATT: He's not going to remember me. 75 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,466 Hey. Hey, Jett Garner. 76 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,103 Hi. 77 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,941 Dude. Matt, I thought that was you. 78 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:02,476 Hey, man. What's up, man? 79 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,011 What's up, man? How are you? I'm all right. How are you? 80 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,013 Congratulations. Your film was awesome. 81 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,114 I'm glad you liked it. 82 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,181 I was so blown away, man. 83 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,417 Good. Good. It was amazing. 84 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,884 I'd love to talk to you about it more. 85 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,252 Definitely. Can I get your digits, so we can hook up? 86 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,354 Yeah, yeah, man. 87 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,488 Cool. Give me a call. 88 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,589 Thanks, brother. You should call me. 89 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:16,924 MAN: Jett, let's go. Thanks, Dave. 90 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,726 I gotta get inside. So, you guys are coming in? 91 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,060 Yeah. We're definitely coming in. 92 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:21,329 You gotta look me up. 93 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,896 I'll come in and find you. Okay. 94 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:23,997 Congratulations. 95 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,198 Thank you so much. 96 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,867 Hey, guys. Thanks, man. Congratulations. 97 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,235 Good seeing you. MICHELLE: Bye, Jett Garner. 98 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,537 (LAUGHS) Bye. 99 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,240 Did you just say his film was awesome? 100 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,575 So is he getting us in? 101 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,276 MATT: I didn't ask him. 102 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,779 You didn't get the badge? 103 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,648 No, I can't. That's... Why didn't you ask him for it? 104 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,282 'Cause it seemed desperate. 105 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,183 You can't just ask somebody... CATHERINE: Yes, you can. 106 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,685 You were just talking to him, 107 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,387 and you're friends with him. You pussed out, dude. 108 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:47,788 He's got his parents. He's got his friends. You can't do that. 109 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,591 You guys, you guys, I got it. Just watch me. 110 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:52,760 MATT: What is she doing? 111 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:53,894 She's amazing. 112 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,163 CATHERINE: If she gets in, I'll shit. 113 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,068 MATT: She's not gonna get in. 114 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,339 Look at that girl go. 115 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,474 She just got in. 116 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,908 She just got in. 117 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,480 I'm going, too. 118 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,624 Fuck. 119 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,563 Chad. 120 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,075 Excuse me. 121 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,044 Hey. Hi. Hi. 122 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,946 Mr. Wallet-phone, are you on the list? 123 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,115 Yeah. Jett Garner. 124 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,717 Is there a problem here? 125 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:51,685 That's not your name. 126 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,554 Just do me a favor and walk away. 127 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:54,888 Do yourself a favor and walk away. 128 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,156 I'm not gonna deal with this. 129 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,257 Okay. 130 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,602 Matty, your face looks sad. Is it okay if I call you Matty? 131 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,237 You can call me Matty. I'm just bored. 132 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,972 MICHELLE: Really? You bored? 133 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,409 You want me to call someone for you on your phone? 134 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,845 Yeah, no. The afterparty was horrible, so we left 135 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:21,314 and we decided to come to O'Sullivan's and have some cocktails. 136 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,950 MATT: That's funny. It's really off the hook here. 137 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,118 Yeah, that's very funny, Chad. 138 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,920 It was a good idea. 139 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,321 It was a good idea. 140 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,657 MATT: It was inventive. 141 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,425 I have to go to the bathroom. 142 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,894 Michelle, would you like to come with me? 143 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,864 Yeah. 144 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,533 CATHERINE: Okay, boys. See you in a second. 145 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,668 Bye. 146 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:54,214 I was noticing some illegal contact in the movie theater. 147 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:56,750 What are you talking about? 148 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,318 Catherine had her hand on your back. 149 00:06:58,385 --> 00:06:59,853 Dude, it's fine. 150 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,655 Chad, don't worry about it. 151 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,457 Catherine and I are over. 152 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,927 Okay. 153 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:12,533 So, I don't know if this is sensitive or whatever, but I was... 154 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,869 Do you... Have you and Matt dated? 155 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:21,475 Let's see. We've gone out on and off for about 11 years. 156 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,376 It's like... 157 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,245 You guys are going out right now? 158 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,314 We've gotten to the point where we don't need to label anything. 159 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,182 You know, we're definitely soul mates. 160 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,418 He's definitely the love of my life. 161 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,921 That's cool. 162 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:46,066 I really like your necklace a lot. It's really pretty. 163 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:50,203 Thank you. Actually, my agent gave me this. 164 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,705 I don't have an agent. 165 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:52,806 You don't? 166 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,942 No, but... Aw... 167 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,076 I'm gonna get one. 168 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,478 Yeah. 169 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:02,282 When was the last time one of us had a major role in a feature film? 170 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,952 It's been a long time. 171 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:09,189 Never. We've never had a role in a big film. 172 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,528 So, you write a part for Michelle. Right? 173 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,263 Mmm-hmm. 174 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,965 We write a part for you. Write a part for me. 175 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,233 Write a part for Catherine. 176 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,102 Yeah, I... This will jump start our career, dude. 177 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,904 It'll launch our career if we just do it. 178 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,639 I mean, if Jett Garner can do it, we can do it. 179 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,974 I don't know. We gotta do this! 180 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,309 Right now, I'm hanging out with Michelle. 181 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,344 Things are going good between me and her. 182 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,046 I think things are clicking. 183 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,182 I feel like something's really going to happen between me and her. 184 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:38,552 So, how long have you known Chad? 185 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,388 About three months or so. 186 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:44,658 Wow, and are... Do you like him? 187 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,827 Yeah. 188 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,028 Good. 189 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,263 But not... Friend-like. 190 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,966 Oh. Oh. Oh. 191 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,736 Does he know that? 192 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,571 We'll spend a whole weekend. 193 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,372 We'll just create together. 194 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,874 We'll spend a weekend together. 195 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,076 That's what I'm talking about. 196 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,845 It's brilliant. 197 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,313 CATHERINE: Hey. 198 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,447 Hey, ladies. 199 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:08,749 MICHELLE: Hi. 200 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:15,122 Girls, we have a brilliant idea. 201 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,591 It's a genius idea. 202 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,327 We're going to write a movie this weekend. 203 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,129 CHAD: My uncle has a cabin on Big Bear. 204 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,897 We drive up there this weekend. 205 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,867 We hole up. We write a feature film that stars us. 206 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,569 There's gonna be parts for all of us, right? 207 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:32,305 We're gonna write things that are suited... 208 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,474 MICHELLE: So we're gonna be in this movie? 209 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:37,044 CHAD: Right. Like Jett Garner did, but his movie sucked. 210 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,812 Jett Garner's movie sucked, but... MATT: Sucked butt, right? 211 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,513 CATHERINE: Yeah, that's great. Good. This'll be... 212 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,849 MICHELLE: I think it's a great idea. 213 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,150 CATHERINE: Awesome. 214 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,753 MICHELLE: When are we going? CATHERINE: Yeah, when? 215 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,788 I think we should go tonight. 216 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,555 MICHELLE: Cool. 217 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:56,957 Wow. 218 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,358 So this is it, you know? 219 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,927 This is really nice. 220 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,361 The kitchen area. The living area, over there. 221 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,963 We can eat there. 222 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,865 Bathroom and bedroom upstairs, 223 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,700 and the two bedrooms next door. 224 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,268 MICHELLE: This is awesome. 225 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,304 I'm just not sure where I should put my... 226 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,207 Where should we put our luggage now, Chad? 227 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:20,480 * We don't have any motherfucking ideas 228 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:23,450 * This movie ain't gonna happen 229 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:29,322 * But I do know that Michelle is fine 230 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,623 (LAUGHS) 231 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:36,964 * She's blowing, blowing my mind Michelle 232 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,866 * That's me 233 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,134 * That's you 234 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,635 * That's me 235 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,071 MATT: * That's them 236 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,339 * That's you 237 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,208 Oh, God. 238 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,044 Let's do this, all right? 239 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,313 One time we're going to get the plot down, that's it. 240 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,982 All right, before we go to sleep, 241 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,616 we'll all come up with the plot. 242 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,018 We'll come up with at least... 243 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,419 All right, we have four characters. 244 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,789 There's four people. There's four actors. 245 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,491 What happens? 246 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,227 Come on, Chad. What happens? 247 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,096 What do you want to happen? 248 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,165 Love. 249 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,134 I want love to happen. 250 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:17,637 All right. Love. Who's in love? 251 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,542 The main character is in love with someone. 252 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,779 Or two people. 253 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,381 (BURPS) 254 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,217 Sorry. CHAD: It's okay. 255 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,684 CATHERINE: Someone's a little bit buzzed. 256 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,086 CHAD: That was cute. 257 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,522 There's that, and there's some other guy who is like 258 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,224 snorting cocaine off the back of the toilet. 259 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,292 There's a guy taking a shit. 260 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,294 There's, like, all these people just hanging out in the bathroom. 261 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,763 And then they get stuck. They get stuck in the bathroom, 262 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,532 and nobody can leave, right? 263 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,234 So they're all in the bathroom. 264 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,769 And they're just like... 265 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,739 MICHELLE: That's like... They're stuck in the bathroom. 266 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,141 CHAD: * Michelle 267 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,042 Yes? Let's go back to the apartment thing. 268 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,844 (CHAD AND MICHELLE LAUGH) 269 00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:01,248 * Can you hear me whispering? * 270 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,216 Yes. MATT: Chad. 271 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,985 CATHERINE: You guys, listen. MICHELLE: Where's my beer? 272 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,753 Yoo-hoo. CHAD: I moved it, so it didn't spill. 273 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,255 MATT: Chad. Chad. 274 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,689 Listen, Matt's asking you something. 275 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:14,061 All right. Come on. Let's just keep it simple, Chad. Chad. 276 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,796 MICHELLE: I'm pooped. I gotta go to bed. 277 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,967 MATT: Don't go to sleep. Come on. 278 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,434 Good night. 279 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,870 The idea that you had was great. I gotta go to sleep. 280 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:23,937 No. Come on. I gotta go. 281 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,772 I gotta go to sleep. 282 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,440 MATT: Michelle. Good night. 283 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,310 MATT: Michelle, wait, wait. Come on. Michelle. Michelle. 284 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,779 Wait a second, Michelle. 285 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,617 Good night. You guys get good ideas. 286 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,420 MATT: Chad. 287 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,689 Chad, let's do this. Come on. 288 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,993 I'm going to bed. 289 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,494 MATT: Dude, you can't go to bed. 290 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,029 Yes. It's so early. Come on. 291 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,298 I am sacking out. 292 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,501 Chad. We love you. 293 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,939 I'm out. Later, dawg. 294 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,090 (DOOR CLOSES) 295 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,694 (DOOR OPENS) 296 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,732 Hey. Hey. 297 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:26,866 Hi. 298 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,249 Are you okay? 299 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,417 Yeah, I'm fine. 300 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,753 Yeah? Yeah. 301 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,456 Okay. 302 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:53,927 You just seemed sort of, I don't know, upset. 303 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,828 You walked out. 304 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,431 I thought maybe something was wrong. 305 00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,967 No, I'm fine. 306 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,769 That's good. 307 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,641 It's pretty clear that the movie thing is not working out. 308 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,711 I don't think that's true. 309 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,514 Come on, it was a pretty stupid idea. 310 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,748 No, it's not stupid at all. 311 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,484 To think that we're all gonna come up here 312 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,152 and actually do something for once. 313 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,820 I think it's a great idea. 314 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,655 How many times have we said that, that we're gonna do something? 315 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:27,227 And then we start, and then we never finish it. 316 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:30,097 But we are gonna finish it, and that's the point. 317 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,548 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 318 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,716 Yeah? 319 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,155 Hi. 320 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,489 Hey. 321 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,261 What's going on? 322 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,862 Nothing. How are you? 323 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,435 I am doing... 324 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,807 Pretty, pretty, pretty good. 325 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,046 Pretty, pretty, pretty good. 326 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,215 That's good. That's really good. 327 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,055 I... 328 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,494 I just wanted to tell you... 329 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,728 Mmm-hmm? 330 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:42,769 That I think you're amazing. 331 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,638 I think you're amazing, too. 332 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,642 Chad, you're so amazing. 333 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:53,680 No, but I really think that 334 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:59,052 you are probably the most 335 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:05,158 sweet and innocent and pure people that I think I've ever met. 336 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,462 That's what's so great about you. 337 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,364 You're like... 338 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,433 You're like... 339 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:20,607 You're like my best friend, but also like my brother. 340 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:26,579 I don't have brothers, but I feel like that's what they would do. 341 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:31,484 That's what you do. You're everything. 342 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,853 Chadworth. 343 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,591 You're everything to me. 344 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,896 You're, like, family and friend. 345 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,509 (GIGGLING) 346 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,513 You headbutted me. 347 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,783 (GRUNTS) 348 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,557 Yeah. 349 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,392 Hey, you got my clips in your hair. 350 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,194 I do. I do. 351 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,863 I got a whole bunch of them. 352 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,266 Yeah. 353 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,373 Okay. Okay. 354 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,943 I... 355 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,513 You look funny. 356 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,014 I do? Yeah. 357 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,217 What do I look like? 358 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,319 Yeah. You look like... 359 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,653 Do I look like a clown? 360 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,655 You look like a little toddler. 361 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,525 Oh, God. 362 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,395 (LAUGHING) 363 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,699 Thanks so much for talking to me. 364 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,401 Yeah. I really... 365 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,037 I care about you. 366 00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,639 Yeah. 367 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,742 And I'm so happy that you care about me, 'cause I don't know 368 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,877 what I would have done in LA without you. 369 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,446 Yeah. 370 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,217 All right. 371 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,018 Well, good night. Good night. 372 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,586 All right. 373 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,787 Good night. Wait, you left one. 374 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:15,955 There's one more? 375 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,790 Okay. Yeah. 376 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,959 I need them. 377 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,195 All right, well, good night. 378 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,231 Good night. 379 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,632 See you tomorrow. 380 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,568 (DOOR CLOSES) 381 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,174 You know I'm gonna take that strip class when I get back to LA? 382 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,943 Oh, my God. Everybody's doing it, 383 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,213 and I want to get that S, that curve thing going on. 384 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,481 The pole class? 385 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,049 I told you that. You've got a great ass. 386 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,851 Why are you taking a pole dancing class? That's stupid. 387 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,555 On a scale of 1-to-10, what is my ass? 388 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,290 Get up. Let me see. 389 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,624 It's better when you're bent over. 390 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,760 Girls' butts always look best if they're on their knees. 391 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,061 Get up and bend over. 392 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,396 I mean, that's what I think. I don't know. 393 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,664 Let me see. Shut up. You've seen it. 394 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,165 Let me see your butt right now. 395 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,633 No, you've seen it. 396 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,002 You've seen it. All right, from memory? 397 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,278 I'd say an 8.3. 398 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,513 What? No frickin' way. 8.3? 399 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,884 Nobody... You don't say that. 400 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,687 It's a 10. Plus. 401 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,592 No, you're right. 402 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,295 It's a 10. 403 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,030 That doesn't convince me. 404 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,732 There is no scale from 1-to-10 with your ass. 405 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,401 It's definitely an 11. 406 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,803 That's my boy. 407 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,041 You have an 11 ass, 11 ass, 11 ass. 408 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,547 (SNORTS) 409 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,615 (LAUGHS) 410 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,453 (SIGHS) 411 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,356 I'm cold. 412 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,758 You know what sucks? 413 00:20:58,825 --> 00:20:59,826 What? 414 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,431 What? 415 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,132 Ever since we broke up, 416 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,269 I'm not getting any. 417 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:15,442 What? Well, you can get some 418 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,244 if you play your cards right. 419 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,628 (TINKLING) 420 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,405 (GAGGING) 421 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,246 (RETCHING) 422 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,383 (COUGHING) 423 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,891 Guys? 424 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,594 (RUSTLING) 425 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:57,944 (BIRDS CAWING) 426 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,555 He had this sack over his face. 427 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:09,989 CATHERINE: Hey. 428 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,524 Hey! CATHERINE: Hi. 429 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:14,561 And it was the scariest thing I've ever dreamt in my life. 430 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,262 What are you talking about? 431 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,865 I had this dream. I don't even know. 432 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,535 What are you smiling about? 433 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,071 That's it! MICHELLE: What? 434 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,873 What? What? 435 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,240 A guy running around in the woods with a bag over his head. 436 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,042 He's killing people. 437 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,277 CATHERINE: What are you talking about? 438 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,479 That's our fucking movie. 439 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,447 That's it. Note cards! Note cards! 440 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,749 What? Wait a minute. Matt. 441 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,485 What is going on? What are you guys talking about? 442 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:42,388 MICHELLE: I just had this dream about a guy with a bag over his face, 443 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:45,692 and Matt thinks it's gonna be a good movie. 444 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,727 A bag over his face? Yeah. 445 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,328 Well, we talked last night. 446 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:53,232 We had a great conversation about doing a relationship movie, 447 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,603 which I think would be great. It'd be more effective, don't you? 448 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,370 You all conversed last night? 449 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,108 Yeah, we totally brainstormed and came up with some great shit. 450 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,577 You and Matt? Yeah. 451 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,278 Yeah, and we came up with some really good ideas. 452 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:07,847 I don't know about this bag thing. 453 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,148 I mean, I didn't hear the first part of your dream, but... 454 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,249 (LOUD THUD) 455 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:11,383 (ALL SCREAM) 456 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,385 Jesus Christ. 457 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,623 Dude, that's not scary? Come on. 458 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:17,857 CHAD: Fucking dick! 459 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,058 Let's make a movie. 460 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,426 It's so good, Matt. 461 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:21,961 Matt, that's not funny. 462 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:24,063 It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be scary. 463 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,231 And it is. 464 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,633 Yeah, I know that, but I... 465 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:28,935 Can you come in and finish the sausages, please? 466 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:33,540 Catherine, can you give me some paper towels? I just shat on myself. 467 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:34,974 Michelle. 468 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,610 (BOTH SCREAMING) 469 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:38,711 I don't think it's good. It's just... 470 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:39,846 CHAD: Come on! 471 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,981 Because you're more loud than anything, Matt. 472 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,983 It's not 'cause of the bag over your head. If you come screaming 473 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,118 and put yourself in a window, we're gonna scream. 474 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,720 MATT: No, it's because of the bag over the head. 475 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,255 Look. 476 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:52,024 (SCREAMING) 477 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:08,901 Right. Now what we need to do is come up with scenes. 478 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,871 All right, this is the next step. We've gotta go into scenes. 479 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:14,841 Okay, okay, wait. Before we get to the next step, 480 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:18,410 let's celebrate what we have so far, 481 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:21,013 and let's make some new drinks for the ladies. 482 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,214 I can deal with that. 483 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,383 MICHELLE: I agree. That's a great idea. 484 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:26,152 Want me to help you guys? I can help you. 485 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,787 CHAD: No, no, no. Just sit pretty. Right here. 486 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,288 Helping you right now. Look, I'm helping. 487 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,290 Thanks, Chad. Go get the cocktails. 488 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:34,460 I actually need your mixing expertise. 489 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:35,695 Chad, want to see me helping you? 490 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,096 Chad, watch. I'm helping. 491 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:38,698 MICHELLE: Chaddy and Matty, can you guys make me 492 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:39,966 something sweet? Thank you. 493 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,500 CATHERINE: Is that funny? That's funny? 494 00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:42,869 CHAD: Yes, that's hilarious. 495 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,704 You're not laughing. He's not laughing. 496 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,605 CHAD: I'm laughing on the inside. He's funny, usually. 497 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:48,007 He's not that funny tonight. 498 00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:49,375 He's not that funny. 499 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,542 MICHELLE: Who's not funny? 500 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,312 Chad. He's funny, normally. He's very funny. 501 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,014 MATT: What? 502 00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:01,754 Do you think Michelle and I can play boyfriend and girlfriend in the movie? 503 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:04,556 Totally, dude. 504 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,258 Really? Of course. 505 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,760 When we go back inside, you gotta tell them, 506 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,228 because you're leading the charge here. 507 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,130 Right. I will. 508 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:12,331 Awesome. 509 00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:14,033 You fucking rock. 510 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,235 Okay. 511 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,804 That was excessive, wasn't it? 512 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,305 It was a little much. 513 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,540 All right, here we go. 514 00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:23,209 CATHERINE: Somebody has a guilty conscience. 515 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:24,811 I don't. 516 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:27,747 I think we should have some shots. 517 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:28,915 Some shots. 518 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,016 I agree, but I want... 519 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,583 I am not gonna mix this. 520 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,119 I have the wine. I don't want to get sick. 521 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:34,620 You're gonna do it with me. Yeah, I need a new cup. 522 00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:36,522 Can you go get me a new cup, Chaddy? Please? 523 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,457 Thank you. CHAD: Okay, new cup? 524 00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:41,260 Fuck the cup. Let's just go right from the bottle. 525 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,494 No, I can't do that. 526 00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:43,896 Why? Okay, fine. 527 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,231 All right, here. Hold on. 528 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:46,498 Okay, pour it in my mouth, like this. 529 00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:47,867 Go ahead. Ready? 530 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:49,836 CATHERINE: Hello. This isn't... 531 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:51,771 (COUGHS) 532 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:54,040 All right, I'm with you. Hold on. Ready? 533 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:55,341 MICHELLE: Okay. 534 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,476 CATHERINE: Whatever. This is weird. 535 00:27:58,878 --> 00:27:59,879 Matty, I'm having some good ideas. 536 00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:01,380 CATHERINE: Excuse me. 537 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,215 I think we should sit down and work on some note cards. 538 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,217 All right, hold on. Let me put that down. 539 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,553 CATHERINE: Matty. 540 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,055 Well, he looks like a Matty. 541 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:10,790 He's Matt, actually. 542 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,058 He looks like a Matty. 543 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:13,525 He's my Matty, which is cute. 544 00:28:13,592 --> 00:28:16,362 MICHELLE: Thank you. I don't even need it anymore. 545 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,463 You don't need it? 546 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:18,798 MICHELLE: Yeah, we just did it. 547 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,066 He poured it in my mouth. 548 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,534 CATHERINE: Isn't that romantic, Chad? 549 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:24,103 You want to pour it in my mouth, Chad? 550 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,271 Come here. 551 00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,473 Uh... 552 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,208 I've been doing a little thinking. Sorry. 553 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:32,544 The Chad character and the Michelle character, 554 00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:33,746 I think we've kind of created a problem, 555 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,547 'cause we're losing a romance angle between them, 556 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:38,050 so I think that it would work better 557 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,852 if they're not brother and sister anymore, 558 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,587 and they're boyfriend and girlfriend. 559 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,122 CATHERINE: That's awesome. 560 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:44,924 We're boyfriend and girlfriend. 561 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:46,692 MATT: Just because we have more places to go. 562 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,327 We have more places to go. 563 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,462 CATHERINE: That is such a good idea. Come here and give me hug. 564 00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:51,864 Hug. Hug on that one. 565 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:52,899 MATT: And you and I, we're just gonna... 566 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,200 CATHERINE: We're gonna be... 567 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:55,467 We're just gonna be friends. 568 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,536 With a sexual undercurrent. 569 00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:58,704 Right. 570 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,240 All right, I remember now. This is it. 571 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:02,842 This is what we're going to do. 572 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,743 See these note cards? CHAD: Yeah. 573 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:06,712 These note cards, what we're gonna do is we're gonna write down... 574 00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:08,447 CATHERINE: Let's write down something. 575 00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,116 We're gonna write down an idea. 576 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:13,585 You write down the scene idea, 577 00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:15,654 and then you're gonna pass it to the next person, 578 00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:17,356 and the next person is gonna look at that idea, 579 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,458 and they're gonna go on that idea 580 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:20,860 with their own ideas and add to it. 581 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:22,061 Then you just keep passing it around. 582 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,562 CATHERINE: Okay. 583 00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:32,538 MATT: All right, you guys almost done? Hold on. 584 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,540 No, you can't look at it. I'm not ready. 585 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,774 Done. MATT: Are we good? 586 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:37,609 MATT: Are you good? Yep. 587 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:49,655 What the hell is this? 588 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:53,225 CATHERINE: Quarterback of the Chicago Bears. 589 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,326 Da Bears. 590 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:55,895 What does it say? 591 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:56,996 Jim Harbaugh. CATHERINE: Jim Harbaugh, how's it going? 592 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,530 MATT: What the fuck is that? 593 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,867 Once upon a time, he asked me out. 594 00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:03,302 I don't want to get Matt jealous, but... 595 00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,038 MATT: Are we good? So, are we writing a second one? 596 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:07,339 MATT: You ready? 597 00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:10,542 Aren't you going to say whether or not you liked mine? 598 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:11,610 Yours was... It was great. 599 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:12,744 He liked it. 600 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,546 It was awesome, Michelle. Yeah? 601 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,615 You did an A-okay job. 602 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,486 No peeking. 603 00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:25,858 Okay. Now I'm done. 604 00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,460 CATHERINE: You look mad at me. 605 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:30,062 MATT: Cut it out, Catherine. 606 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:31,763 CATHERINE: What? What? 607 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,432 MATT: Just take that and look. 608 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,401 CHAD: Should we just quit working and just get fucked up? 609 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,870 CATHERINE: Bad time, Jesus? What is this? 610 00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:45,511 You guys, I'm getting so tired again. 611 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,846 I think I'm gonna go to bed. 612 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:53,986 So, I'm gonna brainstorm while I sleep, so I'll see you guys later. 613 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,888 CATHERINE: Bye. Bye. 614 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,924 Good night, movie girlfriend. 615 00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,458 Good night. 616 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,528 God damn. 617 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,730 CATHERINE: Good night, movie extra. 618 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:09,235 Movie extra. I'm just kidding, guys. 619 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,670 I know she's your little starlet. 620 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,705 Little starlet. Little, little starlet. 621 00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,107 Little, little, little, little... 622 00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:16,575 Little, little, little, little... 623 00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:19,979 She just has a glow. She glows. 624 00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:23,849 She has this set of ample bosom that... She's just younger. 625 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:28,754 ...that hits me where I don't know. Hello. 626 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,034 (TINKLING) 627 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:05,524 Oh, my God. You're being really scary. 628 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:09,595 Come in. 629 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:14,166 Oh, my God. You've got a bag on your head. 630 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:17,436 Matt, that's really scary. 631 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,541 Is this a game? 632 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,846 Okay. 633 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:45,364 Matt? 634 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,666 (DOOR OPENS) 635 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:49,968 Matt? 636 00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:51,270 (DOOR CLOSES) 637 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:56,842 That was you, right? 638 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:58,777 You scared the shit out of me. 639 00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,146 Someone just came into my room with a bag over their head 640 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:03,315 and your clothes on. Tell me that was you. 641 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,483 They're fucking with us. 642 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:05,617 Who? 643 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:08,254 This is not gonna be good. What? 644 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,921 Catherine's gonna kill me. Catherine! 645 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,090 It was fucking Catherine? 646 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:12,424 How do you know that Catherine did this? 647 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,692 Chad can't fit into my clothes. 648 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:15,127 That fucking bitch. I'm going to... 649 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:16,528 No, wait. We have to have a plan. 650 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:19,098 Michelle. Michelle, come on, please. 651 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,735 Shit. 652 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,857 (SCREAMING) 653 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,393 Not so funny now, is it? 654 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,594 CATHERINE: Why did you do that? 655 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,296 Because you did it to me. 656 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,364 What are you talking about? I did it to you? 657 00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:53,999 You came in my room with a bag 658 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,567 on your head, and you scared me. 659 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:56,902 No, I didn't, Michelle. 660 00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,204 I've been sleeping here the whole night. 661 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,038 Why did you just do that? 662 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:01,240 No, you weren't! 663 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:02,874 Yes, I was! 664 00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:04,576 You're a fucking liar. 665 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:05,944 You're a fucking liar. 666 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:07,246 What are you talking about? 667 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:08,814 Wait, wait a second, guys. 668 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,316 Michelle, what happened? 669 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,351 Catherine came into my room with a bag over her head 670 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:14,820 and scared the shit out of me, so I got her back. 671 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,788 Catherine, did you go into her room and scare her? 672 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,957 No, no, I didn't. 673 00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:20,592 Michelle, I swear to God, I didn't. 674 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:23,629 Don't fuck with me, Catherine! I know that you did it. 675 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,964 I didn't. I swear to God. 676 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:28,400 You swear on your mother you didn't do it? 677 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:29,968 Yes, I didn't do it. 678 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,572 Then somebody saw me naked. 679 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:34,773 This just gets better and better. 680 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,308 They saw you naked. They saw you naked? 681 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,809 Does this seem weird to you, Chad? 682 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,278 (INDISTINCT NOISE) 683 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,383 What's that? What is it? 684 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,586 (HOWLING IN DISTANCE) 685 00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:50,356 Fuck. 686 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,258 Guys, it's an animal. Relax. 687 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:03,502 MATT: There's nothing out here. This is ridiculous. 688 00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,110 Matt? 689 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,781 Matt? 690 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,016 What? 691 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:21,253 Did you fuck her? Did you fuck her already? 692 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,755 Dude, I did not fuck her. Come on. 693 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,192 Shit. 694 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:29,395 Jesus, dude. 695 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:30,762 You fucked her. 696 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:33,131 (SIGHS) 697 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:34,600 I didn't fuck her. 698 00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:37,636 You are the biggest fucking cock in the whole world. 699 00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:40,306 You just hit me. 700 00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:44,075 You just hit me. 701 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,613 I just can't deal with it if you sleep with her. 702 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:50,949 Oh, my God. I'm not gonna sleep with her. 703 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:57,489 Swear on your left gonad that you will not have sex with Michelle. 704 00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:01,227 I swear I am not gonna fuck her. 705 00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,061 Fuck who? 706 00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:06,998 See, you're already trying... 707 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:09,468 You're like Bill Clinton, trying to get out of it. 708 00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:13,772 I swear I am not going to fuck Michelle. 709 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,707 Okay. 710 00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:17,175 Okay, that's good. 711 00:36:17,243 --> 00:36:18,544 You happy? 712 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,678 Yes, I'm pleased. 713 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:20,746 Wow, you're pathetic. 714 00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,013 Why? I'm just... 715 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,114 Don't let anyone see you do that. 716 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,983 I gotta fight. I gotta fight, man. 717 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,818 You just aren't that big. 718 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:30,289 You get all the fucking chicks. You've got Elvis hair. 719 00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:33,792 I mean, look at me, dude. I've got nothing. 720 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,294 You're like Michael Jordan. 721 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:36,795 I'm like Bill Laimbeer. 722 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,096 (MATT LAUGHS) 723 00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,332 I've got no game. 724 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:41,667 No, you have game. 725 00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:44,270 You got shitty self-esteem, dude. 726 00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:47,172 You're the funniest fucking person I know. 727 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,007 Yeah, funny-looking. No. 728 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,077 You're cute, and you're funny. 729 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:54,780 I am? 730 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,482 You totally are. 731 00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:59,885 Say it. What? 732 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,520 I'm cute. 733 00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:03,255 I'm cute. 734 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:04,456 And I'm funny. 735 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,191 And I'm funny. 736 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:07,793 Yeah, you are. 737 00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:20,906 What is that? 738 00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:25,611 So, naked? 739 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:30,949 Wow. That must be some party. 740 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:32,284 (APPLAUDING) 741 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:34,185 That's awesome. You're good. 742 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,588 No, I like the show. I like it. 743 00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:45,130 You know, I do get it. I get it. I totally... 744 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,600 I was you. 745 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:52,638 I played that game, and I understand it. 746 00:37:54,873 --> 00:38:01,179 But Matt means everything to me. 747 00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:05,651 So if you don't mind... 748 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,421 (DOOR OPENING) 749 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,928 MICHELLE: There's my actual vomit, so the chances are that there's a guy... 750 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,697 MATT: There's nobody in the woods with a bag over his head. 751 00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:20,532 Yes, there are! It's something we made up. 752 00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:22,668 If one of you is messing with us, you better fess up right now. 753 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:25,270 I don't really fucking care whether it was one of you guys 754 00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:27,339 messing with me, or if there's a guy in the woods. 755 00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,274 This situation is fucked, and I want out! MATT: Okay, everybody... 756 00:38:29,341 --> 00:38:30,709 Matt, I have no other way to get home! 757 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,110 MATT: We need to regroup. 758 00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:33,745 MICHELLE: You have to take me home! 759 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,347 MATT: Michelle, relax. 760 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,416 No! I'm not going to relax. 761 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:38,984 A baghead didn't come into your room. 762 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,151 MATT: There's no baghead. 763 00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:41,420 Fuck you guys. Fuck all of you. 764 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:44,690 I'm gonna go call a fucking cab if you won't help me. 765 00:39:04,209 --> 00:39:06,311 CHAD: There's a landline upstairs. 766 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,054 Wait a second. 767 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,656 What? 768 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,625 What? 769 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:54,726 Catherine did it. 770 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:58,296 What? How do you know that? 771 00:39:58,363 --> 00:40:01,099 Found it in her purse. 772 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,877 I'll take you home in the morning. 773 00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:19,184 I don't want to sleep alone. 774 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,601 (TINKLING) 775 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:57,889 Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Matt, wake up. 776 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,058 Guys, it's late. It's almost noon. 777 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:05,463 I can't find Catherine. 778 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:08,199 I looked in all the bedrooms. 779 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:09,334 I looked around outside for a bit. 780 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,136 She's nowhere to be found. 781 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,772 She's just fucking with us. 782 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,707 Why would she be fucking with us? 783 00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:18,076 'Cause she's mad. 784 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:19,210 She didn't look mad to me. 785 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:20,612 What is she mad about? 786 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:23,314 'Cause I said... I don't know. 787 00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:26,752 Come on, what? Spit it out. 788 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:29,621 Okay, so, I wrote these notes to Matt. 789 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,290 You wrote notes to Matt? 790 00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:35,827 I wrote a note to Matt, which Catherine found, 791 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,896 and she's probably just mad. 792 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:40,465 What kind of note? 793 00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:42,934 It just was... 794 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,336 You know, Catherine's just jealous. 795 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:49,875 Okay. What did the note say? 796 00:41:51,577 --> 00:41:53,612 I was just joking. 797 00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,217 She was just fucking around. 798 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:02,020 CHAD: And the note said... 799 00:42:02,087 --> 00:42:05,757 And the note said... It just said, "Come to my room." 800 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:08,594 But it was, like, a joke. And then Catherine found it, 801 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:12,864 and that's why she came to my room with a bag on her head. 802 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:19,605 So your note to Matt, which was a joke, said, "Come into my room"? 803 00:42:21,607 --> 00:42:23,709 Basically, yeah. 804 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:28,680 Got you. 805 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:30,582 MATT: It was a really dumb joke. 806 00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:32,350 MICHELLE: I'm really sorry. It was a joke. 807 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:33,919 It was a joke. 808 00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:36,321 She was just kidding, Chad. 809 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,656 MICHELLE: Where are you going? 810 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:38,990 Fuck you guys. 811 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,760 (MICHELLE GROANS) 812 00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,696 This sucks. We're always in trouble, 813 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,732 and we didn't even do anything. 814 00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:55,641 It's not like we didn't do anything. 815 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,276 We kind of deserve it. 816 00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:00,111 (LOUD SCREAM) 817 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:02,413 What was that? 818 00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:31,142 What's that? 819 00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:37,348 MATT: His shirt. 820 00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:40,618 It's Chad's shirt. 821 00:43:40,686 --> 00:43:41,753 Chad? 822 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,090 Chad. 823 00:43:46,892 --> 00:43:49,861 You gotta be cold without your shirt, honey. 824 00:43:57,568 --> 00:43:59,404 This is pathetic. 825 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,340 He even did a mini piece down here. 826 00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:04,743 So well thought out. Look at this. 827 00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:08,179 That's scary, Chad. 828 00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:09,748 (EXCLAIMS SARCASTICALLY) 829 00:44:09,815 --> 00:44:11,482 Jeez. Pathetic. 830 00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:16,587 Guys, we're real scared here. 831 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,389 Come on, dude, bring out the chainsaw. 832 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:20,058 Let's do it. 833 00:44:22,794 --> 00:44:26,564 All right. I got the keys, and we're leaving in five minutes. 834 00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:34,672 Really immature, guys. 835 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,413 Not cool. 836 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,681 What is it? 837 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:46,718 This little bitch. 838 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,262 What did they do? 839 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,066 Is it broken? 840 00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:02,600 He took my battery. 841 00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:07,205 What did he do with it? That little bitch. 842 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:09,340 Chad! 843 00:45:10,742 --> 00:45:11,977 Chad! 844 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,779 Chad, I'm gonna kill you! 845 00:45:32,764 --> 00:45:36,067 They're probably getting eaten by a bear right now. 846 00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:44,009 I'm bored. 847 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:51,850 You want a beer? 848 00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:01,159 Do I look sexy? 849 00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:03,829 Yeah. Do I look sexy? Like this? 850 00:46:06,031 --> 00:46:07,065 No? 851 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:09,367 You look pretty sexy. 852 00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:10,401 What do you want to do with that cigarette? 853 00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:12,537 Just put it in your mouth. 854 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,843 You want me to light it? 855 00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:19,978 No. Where's the lighter? 856 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:26,584 Give it to me. Give me the lighter. 857 00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:28,386 You can't light it inside the house. 858 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,455 I can, too. I can, too. 859 00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:34,259 (LAUGHING) 860 00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:36,361 I'm a bad girl. 861 00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:38,629 (BOTH GRUNTING) 862 00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:40,565 Smack me again. 863 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:43,969 No. Oh, God, I'm gonna spill beer. I'm pretty sure. 864 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:45,403 Hold on. 865 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:48,139 (BOTH LAUGHING) 866 00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:49,774 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 867 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:58,483 Let your neck go. 868 00:46:58,549 --> 00:46:59,750 I love you. 869 00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:09,627 Here. 870 00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:20,906 Nice feet. 871 00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:24,209 I just kissed you. 872 00:47:25,543 --> 00:47:26,577 Hold on. 873 00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:27,812 Matt. 874 00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:28,980 I gotta make sure your feet are dry. 875 00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:31,049 You're gonna get a cold. 876 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:34,785 I'm feeling rejected. 877 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:39,991 I promised Chad. 878 00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:44,996 Fine. I need my sunglasses back, then. 879 00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:08,486 (SIGHS) 880 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,262 (TINKLING) 881 00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:26,998 (SCREAMING) 882 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,966 (SCREAMING) 883 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,441 You suck! 884 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,112 (LAUGHS) 885 00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:46,217 Shit. Where's Michelle? 886 00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:47,585 Fuck. 887 00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:53,224 MICHELLE: Catherine? Is that you guys? 888 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:55,826 Whoa. 889 00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:57,295 You guys are back? 890 00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:59,530 What the hell just happened? 891 00:49:59,597 --> 00:50:00,665 CATHERINE: Nothing. 892 00:50:00,731 --> 00:50:02,200 What is going on? 893 00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:04,102 Nothing. We just... Nothing. 894 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:08,573 Hey, Matt? 895 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:14,845 This isn't good. 896 00:50:14,912 --> 00:50:21,119 We thought that we were going to catch you all in the act. 897 00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:23,488 Why would you think that we would be doing it? 898 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:26,557 Well, we saw you making out in the living room. 899 00:50:49,347 --> 00:50:50,381 Hi. 900 00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,892 What are you doing out here? 901 00:51:03,828 --> 00:51:06,131 Just outside, breathing the air. 902 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,001 Can I sit with you? 903 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,670 Yeah, pull up a chair. 904 00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:24,715 (STAMMERING) 905 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,118 I... 906 00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:29,154 I'm sorry. 907 00:51:32,123 --> 00:51:34,091 I'm really sorry. 908 00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:35,893 You were just having fun. 909 00:51:37,362 --> 00:51:38,396 I guess so. 910 00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:40,198 Really, it's no big deal. 911 00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:43,201 Really? You're okay? Yeah. 912 00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:48,005 Here, you want some trail mix? 913 00:51:48,072 --> 00:51:49,540 Yeah. 914 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,044 (SCREAMS) 915 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,646 (BOTH LAUGH) 916 00:51:58,048 --> 00:51:59,217 Sorry. 917 00:52:00,518 --> 00:52:02,187 That was mean. I'm sorry. 918 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:03,654 But hilarious. 919 00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:05,055 Go ahead. Try again. 920 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,657 No, now I'm going to be ready for it. 921 00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:08,193 Do you trust me? 922 00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:10,161 Yeah. Okay, go ahead. 923 00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:20,271 See, you can trust me. 924 00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:24,775 I can trust you? Yep. 925 00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:32,917 You know that you will be mine. 926 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,084 (GIGGLES) 927 00:52:36,454 --> 00:52:37,722 Yeah? 928 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:41,759 You're going to fall for me. It's inevitable. 929 00:52:43,394 --> 00:52:46,497 I almost feel sorry for you. 930 00:52:57,442 --> 00:52:59,244 CATHERINE: You're here with a bag over your head. 931 00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:00,645 CHAD: That's my favorite. I think that's just adorable. 932 00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,580 CATHERINE: That was cute. 933 00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:04,382 MICHELLE: I can't believe you guys were taking pictures. 934 00:53:04,449 --> 00:53:05,650 CHAD: Hey, Matt! 935 00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:07,985 CATHERINE: Here, he had the battery. It was so heavy. 936 00:53:08,052 --> 00:53:10,555 Come down here and have a drink with us. 937 00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:13,123 Yeah, come down. 938 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,925 He'll keep talking to himself for hours up there. 939 00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:16,927 CATHERINE: He always does that. 940 00:53:18,062 --> 00:53:19,430 Matt! 941 00:53:19,497 --> 00:53:21,566 MATT: I'm working. 942 00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:23,901 Don't be anti-social. Come down. 943 00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:25,536 He's working? What is he working on? 944 00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:27,338 What are you working on? 945 00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:31,376 I'm working on the script. 946 00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:33,378 If any of you care to join me, you're 947 00:53:33,444 --> 00:53:35,346 more than welcome. If not, I'll do it myself. 948 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:36,881 MICHELLE: Are we still making a movie? 949 00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:41,185 I'm sorry we busted you masturbating, dude. I didn't mean to laugh. 950 00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:44,422 I don't care about that. None of you take this seriously. 951 00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:46,491 You guys want to be extras for the rest 952 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,526 of your life, go ahead. Be my guest. 953 00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:51,128 Matt, face it, we don't know what we're doing. 954 00:53:51,195 --> 00:53:54,399 Jesus, God. Chad, you know, that's such bullshit. 955 00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:56,000 You're gonna insult me about that now, after all this... 956 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,067 (LOUD THUD) 957 00:53:57,134 --> 00:53:59,537 Shit! Get away from the window! 958 00:53:59,604 --> 00:54:01,339 MATT: Did you see that, Chad? Yes, I saw it! 959 00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:02,907 Come on, you guys. 960 00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,442 There's someone outside. I swear I saw it. 961 00:54:04,509 --> 00:54:05,676 CATHERINE: How many times do we have to do this? 962 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:06,844 MATT: Shut up! 963 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:08,045 CHAD: Michelle, there was someone outside. 964 00:54:08,112 --> 00:54:09,414 MATT: Shut up! 965 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,015 (CATHERINE SCREAMS) Shut up! 966 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,983 CATHERINE: My God! 967 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,385 If one of you is playing a fucking trick, you better fess up right now! 968 00:54:14,452 --> 00:54:15,486 CATHERINE: Calm down, Matt. What the hell? 969 00:54:15,553 --> 00:54:16,854 Right now! I'm not. I saw him. 970 00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,055 MATT: Are you playing a joke? 971 00:54:18,122 --> 00:54:19,189 What? No. What are you doing? 972 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,525 MATT: Chad? I saw him outside. 973 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:22,026 There's someone outside. 974 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,661 I'm going to go outside and bash his fucking head in. 975 00:54:23,728 --> 00:54:25,029 If it's one of your friends, you better tell me right now. 976 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,196 No. You're... 977 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,298 MATT: All right, that's it. I'm going out. 978 00:54:27,365 --> 00:54:28,933 CHAD: All right, I got your back. 979 00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:30,535 CATHERINE: Well, wait, don't leave us. 980 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:33,638 CHAD: You all, come on. MICHELLE: I gotta get my shoes. 981 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,954 CATHERINE: There's nothing out here. 982 00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:55,660 We're scaring each other. This is stupid. 983 00:54:55,726 --> 00:54:57,795 Will you shut the fuck up? 984 00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:06,937 (TINKLING) 985 00:55:08,739 --> 00:55:09,907 MICHELLE: Oh, my God. 986 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:10,975 CATHERINE: What is that? 987 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:13,478 That's him. That's him. 988 00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:15,045 Let's go back inside. 989 00:55:15,112 --> 00:55:16,581 MICHELLE: I agree. 990 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,948 CATHERINE: Matt. No. 991 00:55:18,015 --> 00:55:19,917 Hey, man, what do you want? 992 00:55:22,252 --> 00:55:26,290 You're on private property. You better leave. 993 00:55:26,357 --> 00:55:28,693 We're gonna bash your fucking head in, man. You better go. 994 00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:30,461 No, I think we should just call... 995 00:55:30,528 --> 00:55:32,497 MICHELLE: I don't think you should do that. CHAD: He's not backing up. 996 00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,331 CATHERINE: Come on, let's go call the police. 997 00:55:34,399 --> 00:55:35,700 He's not backing up. 998 00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:37,234 I'm going to bash his fucking head in. 999 00:55:37,301 --> 00:55:39,069 If this is a joke, you guys have to tell me right now. 1000 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:40,571 Let's just go back inside, and call the police. 1001 00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:43,007 We're gonna scare him off. Let's just scare him off. 1002 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:44,208 Okay, okay. I got your back. 1003 00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:45,376 What? 1004 00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:46,977 What are you... 1005 00:55:47,044 --> 00:55:48,846 Let's just scare him off. No! 1006 00:55:48,913 --> 00:55:50,080 I got your back. 1007 00:55:50,147 --> 00:55:51,782 Thanks. Let's do it. 1008 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:52,850 One. 1009 00:55:52,917 --> 00:55:54,652 Let's just go back inside. 1010 00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:55,920 Two! 1011 00:55:55,986 --> 00:55:58,288 MICHELLE: No, you guys. Don't do it. 1012 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,690 Three! 1013 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:02,092 CATHERINE: Matt! Chad! He's got a knife! 1014 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:03,894 (CATHERINE AND MICHELLE SCREAMING) 1015 00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:06,431 MATT: Chad! Run! Run! Chad! Run! 1016 00:56:06,497 --> 00:56:10,668 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1017 00:56:10,735 --> 00:56:11,969 CATHERINE: Get inside, get inside! 1018 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:13,404 MICHELLE: Get in! 1019 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:16,441 MICHELLE: Lock the door. 1020 00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:19,510 CATHERINE: I'm calling the police. 1021 00:56:19,577 --> 00:56:21,111 MICHELLE: Get the other door! Get the windows. 1022 00:56:21,178 --> 00:56:22,647 Make sure the windows are locked. 1023 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:25,082 Go! Go! Go! Make sure the windows are... 1024 00:56:25,149 --> 00:56:26,517 (SOBBING) 1025 00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:27,718 (SCREAMS) 1026 00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:31,722 MATT: Who the fuck is that? 1027 00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:33,057 I tried. The phone is fucking dead! 1028 00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:34,692 Chad! CHAD: What, the phone's dead? 1029 00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:35,993 The phone is dead. 1030 00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:37,194 CHAD: Matt, what are we gonna do? 1031 00:56:37,261 --> 00:56:38,929 Matt, what are we gonna do? 1032 00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:40,931 I don't know. Matt! 1033 00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:42,433 MICHELLE: Get away. Get away from there. Okay, all right. 1034 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:43,668 Come on, Matt. Get over here. 1035 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:44,835 Get over here, get over here! 1036 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:47,505 CHAD: (SHUSHING) All right. Okay. 1037 00:56:47,572 --> 00:56:49,674 What was that? 1038 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,642 (CLATTERING) 1039 00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:53,043 MATT: Is that the car? 1040 00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:54,845 CHAD: Sounds like the car. 1041 00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:57,948 Oh, my God. 1042 00:56:58,015 --> 00:57:00,317 Is he fucking stealing the car? 1043 00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:05,155 What are you doing? 1044 00:57:05,222 --> 00:57:06,323 MATT: Chad, don't. 1045 00:57:06,390 --> 00:57:08,192 MICHELLE: Chad. Chad. Chad. 1046 00:57:10,861 --> 00:57:12,497 Shit. CATHERINE: What? 1047 00:57:13,464 --> 00:57:15,265 CHAD: He fucked up the car. 1048 00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:27,612 CHAD: Got it? MATT: Yeah. 1049 00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:30,414 MICHELLE: Somebody's gotta help me get this. 1050 00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,082 MATT: Get the white chair. How about that white chair? 1051 00:57:32,149 --> 00:57:34,852 What are we gonna do? CATHERINE: Move this one. 1052 00:57:34,919 --> 00:57:38,055 Just get it in the window, please, please. 1053 00:57:38,856 --> 00:57:39,957 Hurry up. Come on. 1054 00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:41,759 CATHERINE: Move the couch? 1055 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:50,701 Can you get out? 1056 00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:52,069 Yeah, I got it. 1057 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:54,138 Fuck. What else? 1058 00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:26,537 We gotta do something, because I'm gonna fall asleep. 1059 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,948 (TINKLING) 1060 00:58:57,835 --> 00:58:59,236 (MICHELLE COUGHS) 1061 00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:08,345 Okay. Is it safe? 1062 00:59:08,412 --> 00:59:10,347 CHAD: I think so. Put your shoes on. 1063 00:59:10,414 --> 00:59:11,782 CATHERINE: Ready? 1064 00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,522 How far have we got to walk? 1065 00:59:19,590 --> 00:59:20,758 CHAD: It's 11 miles. 1066 00:59:20,825 --> 00:59:23,193 MICHELLE: To what? CHAD: To the highway. 1067 01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:16,707 How much further do you think, Chad? 1068 01:01:20,144 --> 01:01:23,113 I don't know. I thought we'd be there by now. 1069 01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:11,595 I don't remember this. 1070 01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:17,101 Matt, did we drive over this? 1071 01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:21,538 We definitely didn't drive over this. 1072 01:02:21,605 --> 01:02:23,540 No. No way. 1073 01:02:23,974 --> 01:02:25,109 Fuck. 1074 01:02:33,017 --> 01:02:35,519 MICHELLE: Should we turn around and go back? 1075 01:03:09,353 --> 01:03:10,587 Hey, what's that? 1076 01:03:10,654 --> 01:03:12,022 What? Right there. 1077 01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:16,026 MATT: Right there. 1078 01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:18,195 CHAD: What the... MATT: Holy shit. 1079 01:03:27,204 --> 01:03:29,406 CATHERINE: Hey, can you see anything? 1080 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:34,044 Is anybody in there? 1081 01:03:34,111 --> 01:03:35,345 I don't know. 1082 01:03:42,086 --> 01:03:45,389 You guys, you can just walk on this road. 1083 01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:48,358 Wait. We'll find out if someone's in there. 1084 01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:56,934 Chad, you hot wire it? 1085 01:03:57,001 --> 01:03:58,468 CHAD: I can try. 1086 01:03:58,535 --> 01:04:01,338 CATHERINE: Why don't we wait and see if somebody's in it? 1087 01:04:12,149 --> 01:04:14,384 I'm going to smash the window. 1088 01:04:23,027 --> 01:04:24,594 MATT: Chad. Yeah? 1089 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:31,135 Walk away. Come here. 1090 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:32,269 MICHELLE: What's going on? 1091 01:04:32,336 --> 01:04:34,538 MATT: (SHUSHING) Just walk away, Chad. 1092 01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:41,145 CATHERINE: Run! Run! 1093 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,381 MATT: Come on! Come on, Chad! 1094 01:04:46,316 --> 01:04:48,185 (CHAD PANTING) 1095 01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:51,388 MATT: Chad! 1096 01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:54,191 (MATT SCREAMING) 1097 01:04:54,258 --> 01:04:59,029 No! No! No! 1098 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:01,698 Run! Run! 1099 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:08,805 MICHELLE: Oh, my God! 1100 01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:10,907 Hey! 1101 01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:13,310 BOTH: Hey! Hey! 1102 01:05:13,377 --> 01:05:15,679 Hey! Help! 1103 01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:17,347 Help! Help! 1104 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,983 Hey! Hey! 1105 01:05:20,884 --> 01:05:23,387 Help! Please! 1106 01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:25,956 Hey! Stop! 1107 01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:32,596 (SCREAMING) Chad! 1108 01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:33,897 Are you okay? 1109 01:05:33,964 --> 01:05:37,334 Chad! Oh, my God, Chad! 1110 01:05:37,401 --> 01:05:38,835 Chad. Oh, my God. 1111 01:05:38,902 --> 01:05:40,204 CATHERINE: Chad, are you okay? 1112 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,406 (SOBBING) We gotta roll him over. 1113 01:05:42,472 --> 01:05:43,673 Yeah. Be careful. Be careful. 1114 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:44,975 Watch his back. Watch his back. 1115 01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,243 He's gonna scream. 1116 01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:47,611 MICHELLE: Chad. Chad. 1117 01:05:47,677 --> 01:05:48,578 CATHERINE: Please be careful with him. 1118 01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:52,949 (MICHELLE AND CATHERINE SCREAMING) 1119 01:05:53,017 --> 01:05:55,852 CATHERINE: Get the fuck away from us! Get the fuck out of here! Don't you touch us! 1120 01:05:55,919 --> 01:05:57,487 Don't you touch us! Matt, get over here. 1121 01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:59,023 CATHERINE: Get the fuck away from us! 1122 01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:00,957 It's okay. It's okay. 1123 01:06:01,025 --> 01:06:02,092 It was a joke. Is he all right? 1124 01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:03,193 CATHERINE: Don't you touch us! 1125 01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:04,528 It's okay! Don't touch him! 1126 01:06:04,594 --> 01:06:05,595 Get the fuck away from us. 1127 01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:06,696 No, it's okay. It's me, Jett Garner. 1128 01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:08,532 This wasn't supposed to happen. 1129 01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:10,000 Matt? 1130 01:06:12,236 --> 01:06:13,870 MATT: Look at me. Look at me, Chad. 1131 01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:17,641 We gotta move him. We gotta get him to a hospital now. 1132 01:06:17,707 --> 01:06:19,209 We need to brace his head. 1133 01:06:19,276 --> 01:06:20,510 MATT: Grab his feet. Grab his feet. 1134 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:22,379 Be careful with him. 1135 01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:24,781 (MICHELLE SOBBING) 1136 01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:33,123 MATT: Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. CATHERINE: Fuck. 1137 01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:35,792 Watch his head. Watch his head. 1138 01:06:35,859 --> 01:06:36,860 CATHERINE: Careful. Careful. Careful. 1139 01:06:36,926 --> 01:06:38,062 I got him. I got him. He's okay. 1140 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:39,496 Be careful with his neck. 1141 01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:41,098 MATT: I got him, I got him. 1142 01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:44,934 Bring him back. Shit. Fuck. 1143 01:06:45,902 --> 01:06:47,371 Don't go. 1144 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:48,872 Hold on. Okay. 1145 01:06:51,808 --> 01:06:52,876 Go. 1146 01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:22,599 Hey. 1147 01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:31,808 How are you feeling? 1148 01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:41,185 You got hit by... There was a car. 1149 01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:43,520 You broke your leg. 1150 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,257 Matt's dead. 1151 01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:48,625 CATHERINE: No. 1152 01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:50,760 Huh? 1153 01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:52,162 He's fine. 1154 01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:55,499 He... 1155 01:08:57,934 --> 01:08:59,469 He tricked us. 1156 01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:05,675 Do you remember when he was upstairs working on the script? 1157 01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:08,478 Well, he called that filmmaker guy 1158 01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:11,848 and told him to come over and scare us. 1159 01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:13,750 They staged the whole thing. 1160 01:09:14,384 --> 01:09:17,687 They filmed it. 1161 01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:21,991 Jett Garner was wearing one of those 1162 01:09:22,058 --> 01:09:24,661 miniature cameras on his clothes. 1163 01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:30,334 I saw him get stabbed. 1164 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:34,504 That was fake. It was all fake. 1165 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,484 Where's Matt? 1166 01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:51,721 He's outside. 1167 01:09:58,061 --> 01:09:59,463 Go get him. 1168 01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:05,402 (DOOR OPENING) 1169 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,244 How you doing? 1170 01:10:50,213 --> 01:10:51,348 Shitty. 1171 01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:56,820 I'm so sorry. 1172 01:11:10,534 --> 01:11:11,901 I didn't want this to happen. 1173 01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:14,170 This is not what I planned to happen. 1174 01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:20,310 I want to see the footage. 1175 01:11:23,313 --> 01:11:26,483 Dude, I don't give a shit about the footage. I can get rid of the footage. 1176 01:11:26,550 --> 01:11:28,552 I'm the one in a hospital bed right now. 1177 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:31,355 I get whatever the fuck I want. 1178 01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:33,357 Let me see the footage. 1179 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:40,730 (EXHALES) 1180 01:11:54,378 --> 01:11:55,712 (BEEPS) 1181 01:11:58,181 --> 01:12:00,049 (CAMCORDER PLAYING) 1182 01:12:04,388 --> 01:12:06,723 (MICHELLE AND CATHERINE SCREAMING) 1183 01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:08,692 MATT ON TAPE: Run! Chad! Run! 1184 01:12:10,226 --> 01:12:12,061 MICHELLE ON TAPE: Chad, run! 1185 01:12:12,562 --> 01:12:14,030 Jesus Christ. 1186 01:12:19,736 --> 01:12:21,738 (MICHELLE SCREAMING ON TAPE) 1187 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:28,812 MATT: Chad, run! 1188 01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:34,250 Come on, Chad! 1189 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:48,164 (LAUGHING) 1190 01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:59,843 Oh, my God. My fucking face! 1191 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,750 Oh, Jesus. You are sick, man. 1192 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:24,868 This footage is amazing. 1193 01:13:30,006 --> 01:13:32,676 Well, I mean, fuck it... 1194 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:36,379 No, no, no, no. We take this. 1195 01:13:37,481 --> 01:13:40,684 We get it edited. 1196 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:44,353 We enter it into film festivals, and that's it. 1197 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,655 That's history. 1198 01:13:45,722 --> 01:13:47,323 I didn't want you to get hurt, you know? 1199 01:13:47,390 --> 01:13:48,858 Of course you didn't. 1200 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,326 I wish it was me that got hurt. 1201 01:13:50,393 --> 01:13:51,928 I wish I got hit by the car. 1202 01:13:51,995 --> 01:13:53,497 I didn't want that to happen. 1203 01:13:53,563 --> 01:13:56,099 I know you didn't want me to get hurt. 1204 01:13:56,165 --> 01:13:57,801 You sure? Yeah. 1205 01:13:58,702 --> 01:14:01,170 It was an accident. 1206 01:14:01,237 --> 01:14:03,006 Of course you didn't, man. 1207 01:14:03,072 --> 01:14:04,741 I mean, it would... 1208 01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:07,811 It was my fault, you know. 1209 01:14:08,712 --> 01:14:10,413 It's all good now, dude. 1210 01:14:12,315 --> 01:14:13,817 It's all good. 1211 01:14:23,893 --> 01:14:25,394 I'm sorry, you guys. 1212 01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:28,397 I'm sorry. 1213 01:14:34,103 --> 01:14:35,471 Catherine? 1214 01:14:43,212 --> 01:14:44,614 (DOOR CLOSING) 1215 01:14:58,795 --> 01:15:01,497 MATT: I thought you were dead. 1216 01:15:01,565 --> 01:15:03,867 I thought you were dead. God. 1217 01:15:08,204 --> 01:15:10,206 I thought you were dead. 1218 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:13,777 (CRYING) I'm such a fucking idiot. 1219 01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:15,879 You are an idiot, but it's okay. 1220 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:22,451 Now go get me some ice cream. 1221 01:15:23,119 --> 01:15:24,253 (SNIFFLING) 1222 01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:30,794 What flavor do you want? 1223 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:34,197 I don't want bullshit ice cream. I want Haagen-Dazs. 1224 01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:37,100 (LAUGHS) 1225 01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:40,403 I love you, man. 1226 01:15:40,469 --> 01:15:41,838 I love you, too. 1227 01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:54,083 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 1228 01:16:04,527 --> 01:16:06,229 How are you doing? 1229 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:13,870 I would have let it rip. 1230 01:16:13,937 --> 01:16:19,308 I would have gone all out 1231 01:16:19,375 --> 01:16:23,346 if I had been in your position. 1232 01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:27,350 He was already beating himself up so much. 1233 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:30,519 I didn't have it in me to torture him anymore. 1234 01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:43,900 Thanks for being here for me. 1235 01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:46,135 Thanks for letting me be here. 1236 01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:54,210 I'm glad you woke up. 1237 01:17:09,693 --> 01:17:11,560 I'm a little tired. 1238 01:17:14,864 --> 01:17:17,433 Well, why don't you rest your head right here? 1239 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,002 I'll put it right here. 1240 01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:20,503 Yeah, scoot up. 1241 01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:21,971 Here we go. 1242 01:17:23,172 --> 01:17:25,108 I'll just go like this. 1243 01:17:34,517 --> 01:17:36,519 Good night, movie girlfriend. 1244 01:17:40,724 --> 01:17:42,058 Good night. 80607

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