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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05.343 --> 00:00:06.634 Previously on Black Monday... 2 00:00:06.717 --> 00:00:08.218 I'll take your shares of Georgina. 3 00:00:08.301 --> 00:00:09.259 You want to fuck with me? 4 00:00:09.384 --> 00:00:10.592 Yes. 5 00:00:10.675 --> 00:00:11.717 Unless your last name is Georgina, 6 00:00:11.801 --> 00:00:13.550 anyone attempting a takeover gets burned. 7 00:00:13.634 --> 00:00:15.467 You are risking everything! 8 00:00:30.550 --> 00:00:32.259 I don't care what anybody says, okay? 9 00:00:32.343 --> 00:00:34.675 Al Pacino's performance in Scarface was bad. 10 00:00:34.759 --> 00:00:37.259 And you mean "bad" in, like, a good, black way? 11 00:00:37.343 --> 00:00:39.301 Duh, I mean, the guy's a national treasure, right? 12 00:00:39.384 --> 00:00:41.425 He makes Paul Newman look like Paula Poundstone. 13 00:00:43.510 --> 00:00:44.842 Hey, little known fact, Brandt... Hey. 14 00:00:44.926 --> 00:00:46.259 Al Pacino's not actually Cuban. 15 00:00:46.343 --> 00:00:48.900 So, when you do my story, 16 00:00:48.930 --> 00:00:49.634 you got to promise not to whitewash it, okay? 17 00:00:49.717 --> 00:00:50.884 I don't want any light-skinned guys. 18 00:00:50.967 --> 00:00:52.343 Give me, uh, like, Carl Weathers, 19 00:00:52.425 --> 00:00:54.425 uh, uh, Lou Gossett Jr., Bill Duke... 20 00:00:54.509 --> 00:00:56.134 - you know, chocolate brothers. - Definitely, definitely. 21 00:00:56.218 --> 00:00:57.884 You know, the untitled Oliver Stone 22 00:00:57.967 --> 00:00:59.717 Wall Street project will be an authentic portrayal 23 00:00:59.801 --> 00:01:01.301 of a black man just trying 24 00:01:01.384 --> 00:01:02.550 to break into this white boys' club... 25 00:01:02.634 --> 00:01:04.634 Whoa, whoa. "Break in"? No, no, no. 26 00:01:04.717 --> 00:01:06.176 A black man breaking into anything, 27 00:01:06.259 --> 00:01:07.301 that's a terrible look, okay? 28 00:01:07.384 --> 00:01:08.592 I mean, what's your tagline? 29 00:01:08.675 --> 00:01:10.218 "From the street to Wall Street"? 30 00:01:10.301 --> 00:01:12.218 Jimmy. 31 00:01:12.301 --> 00:01:14.592 I'm joking. I'm in, Brandt. 32 00:01:14.675 --> 00:01:16.425 So, while Nancy Reagan is telling everybody 33 00:01:16.509 --> 00:01:18.926 that AIDS is no big whoop, I went long on condoms 34 00:01:19.900 --> 00:01:21.425 because I knew that shit had legs. 35 00:01:21.509 --> 00:01:23.176 This business... the good ones... 36 00:01:23.259 --> 00:01:24.467 you stay on your toes, kid, okay? 37 00:01:24.550 --> 00:01:25.801 You got to anticipate shit. 38 00:01:25.884 --> 00:01:27.801 You got to be able to stay one step... 39 00:01:27.884 --> 00:01:29.717 So I got you all some gifts for my first day. 40 00:01:29.801 --> 00:01:32.218 Now, I kind of had to eyeball sizes, but if they don't fit, 41 00:01:32.301 --> 00:01:33.926 no sweat, 'cause my-my fiancée's family 42 00:01:34.900 --> 00:01:35.592 kind of owns the company, so, uh... 43 00:01:35.675 --> 00:01:37.218 - It's pretty rad, huh? - Hey, Mo! 44 00:01:37.301 --> 00:01:38.592 You're never gonna believe this. 45 00:01:38.675 --> 00:01:40.510 Georgina Jeans... 46 00:01:43.550 --> 00:01:45.176 ...takes three years off my ass. 47 00:01:45.259 --> 00:01:46.176 Look at that. 48 00:01:49.930 --> 00:01:50.634 What a coincidence. 49 00:01:50.717 --> 00:01:52.930 It's not a coincidence, Hawaiian Punchy. 50 00:01:52.176 --> 00:01:53.759 Dawn's right. 51 00:01:53.842 --> 00:01:55.259 I brilliantly orchestrated it... 52 00:01:55.343 --> 00:01:56.801 ...so Blair got busted for blow 53 00:01:56.884 --> 00:01:58.675 down on the stock exchange floor, 54 00:01:58.759 --> 00:01:59.801 so now his only fucking option is the Jammer Group. 55 00:01:59.884 --> 00:02:01.509 So, once he marries that Georgina chick 56 00:02:01.592 --> 00:02:03.926 and we get those shares, we also get cracker rich. 57 00:02:04.900 --> 00:02:06.425 So I think the word for that is "I'm a fucking genius"? 58 00:02:06.509 --> 00:02:07.259 Is that what it is? 59 00:02:09.176 --> 00:02:11.343 You're the walkin', talkin' Stephen Hawkin'. 60 00:02:11.425 --> 00:02:12.967 I been telling people that. 61 00:02:13.510 --> 00:02:14.134 Yeah, I'm pretty happy about 62 00:02:14.218 --> 00:02:15.176 how the whole thing worked out. 63 00:02:15.259 --> 00:02:16.675 All you have to do 64 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:17.967 is fucking keep numb-nuts in the dark, okay, 65 00:02:18.510 --> 00:02:19.384 until he marries that chick, 66 00:02:19.467 --> 00:02:20.550 - and then we're gonna... - Hi, there. 67 00:02:20.634 --> 00:02:23.801 Is there an orientation video or a packet? 68 00:02:23.884 --> 00:02:25.675 I just really need a computer to get the algorithm going. 69 00:02:25.759 --> 00:02:27.343 I was going over the numbers last night, 70 00:02:27.425 --> 00:02:29.425 and I realized what went wrong... 71 00:02:29.509 --> 00:02:31.900 - Hey, hey, what went wrong is that you spent all night 72 00:02:31.930 --> 00:02:32.675 going over numbers, okay, 73 00:02:32.759 --> 00:02:34.425 when you can learn way more about trading 74 00:02:34.509 --> 00:02:35.842 from Raising Hell. 75 00:02:35.926 --> 00:02:37.884 The Run-D.M.C. album. 76 00:02:37.967 --> 00:02:40.930 Basically "It's Tricky." 77 00:02:40.176 --> 00:02:41.550 Brandt, if you didn't write that down... 78 00:02:41.634 --> 00:02:43.509 I'm loving it. It's great. 79 00:02:43.592 --> 00:02:44.550 But maybe it could be the Talking Heads? 80 00:02:44.634 --> 00:02:45.509 W-we'll see. 81 00:02:45.592 --> 00:02:47.259 Speaking of talking heads, 82 00:02:47.343 --> 00:02:48.717 you think I could maybe get in for an interview here? 83 00:02:48.801 --> 00:02:50.425 Yeah, great. Here, tell you what... 84 00:02:50.509 --> 00:02:52.900 keep your fucking video game away from my money 85 00:02:52.930 --> 00:02:53.967 until you get some real-world experience, okay? 86 00:02:54.510 --> 00:02:56.884 Now, uh, boys, why don't you give Blair here a tour? 87 00:02:56.967 --> 00:02:59.900 - And you and I... - Okay, here we go. 88 00:02:59.930 --> 00:03:00.634 ...are gonna do our thing. 89 00:03:00.717 --> 00:03:02.425 Okay, y-you know what? Keep that on. 90 00:03:02.509 --> 00:03:04.134 And then after the tour, uh, we'll, y-you know... 91 00:03:04.218 --> 00:03:05.509 - Yeah? - Yeah, meet 92 00:03:05.592 --> 00:03:06.343 - the supporting cast. - Okay. 93 00:03:06.425 --> 00:03:08.301 And then we'll, uh... 94 00:03:12.509 --> 00:03:14.301 - Pretty good plan, right? - "Plan"? 95 00:03:14.384 --> 00:03:15.759 It's more like a felony 96 00:03:15.842 --> 00:03:17.425 followed by a bunch of dumb luck. 97 00:03:17.509 --> 00:03:18.967 - Name one lucky... - I can name a bunch! 98 00:03:19.510 --> 00:03:20.759 You didn't know Blair would storm back in here. 99 00:03:20.842 --> 00:03:22.134 You didn't know you'd bump into him after work, 100 00:03:22.218 --> 00:03:23.967 and you certainly didn't know 101 00:03:24.510 --> 00:03:25.550 that he'd be arrested instead of your black ass 102 00:03:25.634 --> 00:03:28.301 'cause... 'cause of your black ass. 103 00:03:28.384 --> 00:03:29.634 The kitchenette's over there. 104 00:03:29.717 --> 00:03:31.467 That's the window we throw stuff out of. 105 00:03:31.550 --> 00:03:33.675 - Oh. - And here's our menu binder... 106 00:03:33.759 --> 00:03:35.301 of prostitutes. 107 00:03:35.384 --> 00:03:37.259 We call 'em 'tutes. 108 00:03:37.343 --> 00:03:38.759 It makes it less sad. 109 00:03:38.842 --> 00:03:40.343 That's gonna be in the movie, right? 110 00:03:40.425 --> 00:03:42.301 - Uh, maybe, maybe. - Nice. 111 00:03:42.384 --> 00:03:43.550 And, uh, over there is our powder room. 112 00:03:43.634 --> 00:03:44.467 Oh, fancy. 113 00:03:44.550 --> 00:03:46.134 Uh, we just call it that 114 00:03:46.218 --> 00:03:48.134 because that's where we do blow, so not shits, 115 00:03:48.218 --> 00:03:49.301 but you can bring as many 'tutes in there as you want. 116 00:03:49.384 --> 00:03:50.634 The best way to remember is, 117 00:03:50.717 --> 00:03:52.384 "Toots? Hmm. 118 00:03:52.467 --> 00:03:54.675 'Tutes? Hmm! 119 00:03:54.759 --> 00:03:56.550 Toots? Mm." 120 00:03:56.634 --> 00:03:58.510 That was fucking hilarious, Brandt. 121 00:03:58.134 --> 00:03:59.884 So that's three toots. Write that. 122 00:03:59.967 --> 00:04:02.634 Well, I-I-I-I don't do coke or, uh, 'tutes. 123 00:04:02.717 --> 00:04:04.384 I'm sorry, am I saying that right? 124 00:04:04.467 --> 00:04:06.343 I'm, uh... I'm engaged and also a good person. 125 00:04:06.425 --> 00:04:07.425 That didn't come out right. 126 00:04:07.509 --> 00:04:08.509 - Oh! - A thousand pardons! 127 00:04:08.592 --> 00:04:10.301 Can you pass the Grey Poupon? 128 00:04:10.384 --> 00:04:11.717 He's getting married! 129 00:04:11.801 --> 00:04:13.259 Oh, guys, guys, come on. 130 00:04:13.343 --> 00:04:15.343 Calm down. Blair's our future, right? 131 00:04:15.425 --> 00:04:17.218 The kid should be showing us around. 132 00:04:17.301 --> 00:04:18.717 Like Mo said, all you lack 133 00:04:18.801 --> 00:04:20.176 is a little real-world experience, 134 00:04:20.259 --> 00:04:21.509 which is why I want you to fill this order 135 00:04:21.592 --> 00:04:23.384 with our broker, Fat Fred. 136 00:04:23.467 --> 00:04:24.801 Can't miss him. He's, like, "yo mama joke" fat. 137 00:04:24.884 --> 00:04:27.384 Um, well, uh, okay. Fill or kill. 138 00:04:27.467 --> 00:04:28.343 - That's right. You see? - Yeah. 139 00:04:28.425 --> 00:04:29.842 This guy's already got it. 140 00:04:29.926 --> 00:04:31.384 Get out of here. Have a good time down there! 141 00:04:31.467 --> 00:04:33.425 Ugh. 142 00:04:33.509 --> 00:04:34.675 So what you don't know, Hollywood, 143 00:04:34.759 --> 00:04:36.592 is that pit is insane. 144 00:04:36.675 --> 00:04:38.930 Those brokers will yell out whatever you hand them. 145 00:04:38.176 --> 00:04:40.218 I wrote down "I'm fat" on that slip of paper, 146 00:04:40.301 --> 00:04:42.134 and when Fat Fred shouts that out to the floor, 147 00:04:42.218 --> 00:04:43.675 he is gonna smack 148 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:45.384 - the handsome off that kid. - Oh, man. 149 00:04:45.467 --> 00:04:47.509 It's a classic Wall Street prank. 150 00:04:47.592 --> 00:04:49.842 And that, gentlemen, is how you get in the movie. 151 00:04:49.926 --> 00:04:51.675 Oh, nice. 152 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:52.801 Not to mention, the whole thing hinged 153 00:04:52.884 --> 00:04:54.759 on you bumping into Blair with the coke 154 00:04:54.842 --> 00:04:56.842 the guys surprised you with for your birthday, 155 00:04:56.926 --> 00:04:58.759 which also happened to be Blair's first day. 156 00:04:58.842 --> 00:05:00.675 Okay. First things first, 157 00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:02.467 the security guard on the floor... 158 00:05:02.550 --> 00:05:04.967 In my pocket, along with a backup bag of coke. 159 00:05:05.510 --> 00:05:06.842 And Chad's been tailing Blair for months, 160 00:05:06.926 --> 00:05:08.592 and there's only so many places white people go. 161 00:05:08.675 --> 00:05:10.425 I could've bumped into this guy in an apple orchard 162 00:05:10.509 --> 00:05:12.900 or at a puppet show 163 00:05:12.930 --> 00:05:14.842 or at a place with a turkey sandwich to die for. 164 00:05:19.717 --> 00:05:21.176 Sold! Two and a quarter, sold! 165 00:05:21.259 --> 00:05:22.675 Excuse me. Sorry. 166 00:05:22.759 --> 00:05:24.592 Oop, pardon me. 167 00:05:24.675 --> 00:05:26.550 Whoops. Sorry. 168 00:05:29.884 --> 00:05:32.842 Uh-oh. That's gonna leave a mark. 169 00:05:32.926 --> 00:05:35.634 Thank you. Oh. 170 00:05:35.717 --> 00:05:37.301 - It's you. - Hey. 171 00:05:37.384 --> 00:05:39.842 No hard feelings about yesterday, okay? 172 00:05:39.926 --> 00:05:42.384 I mean, in hindsight, would the Celtics have drafted Len Bias? 173 00:05:42.467 --> 00:05:43.801 I don't know. 174 00:05:43.884 --> 00:05:45.634 It's for the best. Mo Monroe hired me. 175 00:05:45.717 --> 00:05:47.510 - Two and a quarter! - Twist! 176 00:05:47.134 --> 00:05:49.259 Yeah, I'm down here filling my very first order. 177 00:05:50.592 --> 00:05:52.900 Let me do the honors. 178 00:05:52.930 --> 00:05:53.759 Oh, I-I-I'm supposed to fill it with, um... 179 00:05:53.842 --> 00:05:56.301 with a broker named uh, uh, Fred, 180 00:05:56.384 --> 00:05:58.259 who's a bit...Rubenesque. 181 00:05:58.343 --> 00:05:59.842 - Fat Fred? - Yes, yes! 182 00:05:59.926 --> 00:06:01.218 Yeah, he's probably eating a lasagna 183 00:06:01.301 --> 00:06:02.675 on the shitter right now, all right? 184 00:06:02.759 --> 00:06:04.425 Look, I fill for Mo all the time. 185 00:06:04.509 --> 00:06:06.930 Consider it my apology to you. 186 00:06:06.176 --> 00:06:08.759 - Really? - All right! 187 00:06:08.842 --> 00:06:10.550 - Oh, my God! - Calm down, Cinderella. 188 00:06:10.634 --> 00:06:13.425 - Okay. - Kid popped his cherry! 189 00:06:15.842 --> 00:06:17.634 I get it. Haze the new guy. 190 00:06:17.717 --> 00:06:19.176 Just like a cappella camp. 191 00:06:19.259 --> 00:06:20.675 You call this hazing? 192 00:06:20.759 --> 00:06:21.801 Tell that to my frat brother Blake 193 00:06:21.884 --> 00:06:23.759 next time you're in Heaven. 194 00:06:23.842 --> 00:06:26.930 Hey, Brian, I need you to suck my dick! 195 00:06:26.176 --> 00:06:28.343 On a horse. At a John Hughes movie. 196 00:06:28.425 --> 00:06:29.926 - In a John Hughes movie. - Okay, I get it. 197 00:06:30.900 --> 00:06:31.884 He's white, all right? So you got him here. 198 00:06:31.967 --> 00:06:33.926 Now what? How are you gonna get Blair to just give us 199 00:06:34.900 --> 00:06:36.592 his Georgina shares once he's married, Mo? 200 00:06:36.675 --> 00:06:39.675 I'm gonna form a father-son kind of... you know, like 201 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:41.967 a reverse Diff'rent Strokes or Webster... 202 00:06:42.510 --> 00:06:44.467 and then he's gonna want to join forces with me, okay? 203 00:06:44.550 --> 00:06:46.510 It's pretty fucking simple, all right? 204 00:06:46.134 --> 00:06:48.259 What if it doesn't work, huh? What? What then? 205 00:06:48.343 --> 00:06:51.930 We're stuck with 49% of a dog that we can't sell 206 00:06:51.176 --> 00:06:52.675 and crippling loans... 207 00:06:52.759 --> 00:06:54.592 literally, because you borrowed money 208 00:06:54.675 --> 00:06:56.509 from actual villains who will cripple us. 209 00:06:56.592 --> 00:06:57.801 I know what I'm doing! 210 00:06:57.884 --> 00:06:59.675 You're probably just too hopped up 211 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:00.884 on Dexatrims and Lean Cuisine to fuckin' get it. 212 00:07:00.967 --> 00:07:02.930 Oh, God. You know what? 213 00:07:02.176 --> 00:07:03.592 I thought we stopped having sex 214 00:07:03.675 --> 00:07:05.134 when I dumped your ass, but somehow, 215 00:07:05.218 --> 00:07:06.967 you're still fucking me. 216 00:07:07.510 --> 00:07:09.717 Oh, that's what this is about? Your hurt feelings, Dawn? 217 00:07:09.801 --> 00:07:11.842 Because I broke up with you? Well, guess what. 218 00:07:11.926 --> 00:07:13.343 Go cry in a stall or something, okay? 219 00:07:13.425 --> 00:07:14.801 This is a place of business. 220 00:07:14.884 --> 00:07:17.900 And I am the goddamn head trader! 221 00:07:17.930 --> 00:07:18.842 Of my company. It ain't called the Dawn Group. 222 00:07:18.926 --> 00:07:20.259 And it ain't called the Mo Group. 223 00:07:20.343 --> 00:07:21.509 You named the place the Jammer Group, 224 00:07:21.592 --> 00:07:22.884 like it's a fucking record label, 225 00:07:22.967 --> 00:07:24.509 and nobody knows why! 226 00:07:24.592 --> 00:07:26.259 It doesn't matter why! This is my place. 227 00:07:26.343 --> 00:07:27.801 I can do whatever I want. I can name anything I want. 228 00:07:27.884 --> 00:07:30.717 Ah, watch this. This chair is now named Sam. 229 00:07:30.801 --> 00:07:32.509 Uh, the panther... this is Karen. 230 00:07:32.592 --> 00:07:34.550 Your name is Tyrone. 231 00:07:34.634 --> 00:07:36.884 The door's name is Chris, and Chris would like to know, 232 00:07:36.967 --> 00:07:38.134 are you in, or are you out? 233 00:07:38.218 --> 00:07:39.759 I'm out! 234 00:07:39.842 --> 00:07:41.425 Where you going, Tyrone? 235 00:07:41.509 --> 00:07:43.717 Don't you fucking call me Tyrone again! 236 00:07:43.801 --> 00:07:46.926 Where you going, Tyrone? 237 00:07:47.900 --> 00:07:48.634 Do not slam Chris. 238 00:07:48.717 --> 00:07:51.134 Don't slam fucking Chris! 239 00:07:51.218 --> 00:07:53.634 Come back here and apologize to Chris! 240 00:07:53.717 --> 00:07:55.550 PMS... happens every day 241 00:07:55.634 --> 00:07:57.900 with this one, you know what I mean? 242 00:07:57.930 --> 00:07:58.717 Dawn, what are you doing? 243 00:07:58.801 --> 00:08:00.301 Nobody believes this fucking act, Dawn. 244 00:08:00.384 --> 00:08:01.592 Stop it. You're not gonna quit. 245 00:08:01.675 --> 00:08:04.218 Mo... 246 00:08:04.301 --> 00:08:05.967 Fuck you. I quit. 247 00:08:06.510 --> 00:08:07.842 Uh... you're fired! 248 00:08:07.926 --> 00:08:10.384 Shit. "Quit." Y-you heard me, right? 249 00:08:10.467 --> 00:08:12.717 I fired her before she quit. 250 00:08:14.900 --> 00:08:15.842 What the fuck happened to you? 251 00:08:15.926 --> 00:08:19.801 Ooh, shit, the pit ate you alive, son, Sarlacc style. 252 00:08:19.884 --> 00:08:22.176 - What'd you do, Keith? - I pulled the "I'm fat" prank. 253 00:08:22.259 --> 00:08:24.134 Didn't realize Fred would get so handsy, though. 254 00:08:24.218 --> 00:08:25.967 Oh, no, I couldn't find Fred, but don't worry. 255 00:08:26.510 --> 00:08:28.900 - I filled the order. - What order? 256 00:08:28.930 --> 00:08:30.301 One M F.A.T.... one million 257 00:08:30.425 --> 00:08:33.510 of Federal Allied Titanium, right? 258 00:08:33.134 --> 00:08:34.926 - Wayne. Wayne! - Shit! 259 00:08:35.900 --> 00:08:36.634 We're in at four! 260 00:08:36.717 --> 00:08:39.425 Oh, fuck, the kid bought a dog for four million! 261 00:08:39.509 --> 00:08:41.301 Four million? That... 262 00:08:42.884 --> 00:08:44.759 ...tickles. 263 00:08:44.842 --> 00:08:45.759 This guy can't even get pranked right. 264 00:08:45.842 --> 00:08:47.176 He's a fucking idiot. 265 00:08:47.259 --> 00:08:48.801 No, you're a fucking idiot, Keith. 266 00:08:48.884 --> 00:08:50.900 - And you're fired. - Oh, come on, boss. 267 00:08:50.930 --> 00:08:51.343 Oh, you want some of this, too, Ronnie? 268 00:08:51.425 --> 00:08:52.425 Guess what. You're fucking fired, too. 269 00:08:52.509 --> 00:08:54.343 Get your shit and get out. 270 00:08:54.425 --> 00:08:56.134 - But you were in my wedding. - Right, Brandt? 271 00:08:56.218 --> 00:08:57.675 Ain't called "show friends." It's called "show business." 272 00:08:57.759 --> 00:08:59.176 Wait, we're not in show business. 273 00:08:59.259 --> 00:09:01.510 You're not in any business, Keith! 274 00:09:01.134 --> 00:09:03.510 Get the fuck out of here. 275 00:09:03.134 --> 00:09:05.759 Wayne, Yassir, dump that F.A.T. ASAP. 276 00:09:05.842 --> 00:09:07.218 Blair, face-fuck the wall. 277 00:09:07.301 --> 00:09:09.900 - On it. - Hey, Brandt. 278 00:09:09.930 --> 00:09:11.675 Let's take this in the office. What do you say? 279 00:09:11.759 --> 00:09:13.176 Anybody else embarrasses me 280 00:09:13.259 --> 00:09:14.634 in front of my fucking movieographer, 281 00:09:14.717 --> 00:09:16.384 you're gonna be living in Brooklyn. 282 00:09:16.467 --> 00:09:18.301 Fix this shit. 283 00:09:18.384 --> 00:09:19.675 Yeah, I've got quite the opportunity for you. 284 00:09:19.759 --> 00:09:21.384 Oh! What a morning. 285 00:09:45.301 --> 00:09:46.801 Can I help you find something? 286 00:09:46.884 --> 00:09:48.509 Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine. 287 00:09:48.592 --> 00:09:49.759 Can I help you find something? 288 00:09:49.842 --> 00:09:52.801 Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine. 289 00:09:52.884 --> 00:09:55.884 Ooh, Chanel Number Five. 290 00:09:55.967 --> 00:09:59.930 That's a lot better than Jean Naté, am I right? 291 00:09:59.176 --> 00:10:03.301 But $250? 292 00:10:03.384 --> 00:10:04.884 That's just crazy, girlfriend! 293 00:10:13.967 --> 00:10:15.634 Could you help me find something? 294 00:10:15.717 --> 00:10:17.967 Motherfucker, really? 295 00:10:18.510 --> 00:10:19.884 You see a name tag on my titty? 296 00:10:22.634 --> 00:10:24.930 I'm gonna find whoever the fuck did this 297 00:10:24.176 --> 00:10:25.592 and shove more titanium up their ass 298 00:10:25.675 --> 00:10:27.384 than RoboCop's boyfriend. 299 00:10:27.467 --> 00:10:28.675 Look, I'm sure this was just a misunderstanding, okay? 300 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:30.801 There he is. 301 00:10:30.884 --> 00:10:32.926 Oh, uh, you know what? Let's deal with this upstairs. 302 00:10:33.900 --> 00:10:36.176 - Wait. What? Wait. What? - Keith! What's up, queef? 303 00:10:36.259 --> 00:10:38.134 - You guys know each other? - Yeah! 304 00:10:38.218 --> 00:10:39.801 We used to share a desk 305 00:10:39.884 --> 00:10:41.801 till Keith quit 'cause he sucked. 306 00:10:43.634 --> 00:10:45.759 Anywho, turns out that Federal Allied Titanium order 307 00:10:45.842 --> 00:10:48.675 was a prank, so, uh, I'm gonna have to insist 308 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:50.900 that you take the shares. 309 00:10:50.930 --> 00:10:51.384 - I-it's only right. - Done. 310 00:10:51.467 --> 00:10:54.134 For your algorithm. 311 00:10:54.218 --> 00:10:55.884 You give me that, and I'll take all the shares 312 00:10:55.967 --> 00:10:58.301 at three-point-five. 313 00:10:58.384 --> 00:11:00.384 Ooh, F.A.T. is tankin'. 314 00:11:00.467 --> 00:11:02.550 Somebody must've shorted it 315 00:11:02.634 --> 00:11:05.884 when they found out you were have a million-share fire sale. 316 00:11:05.967 --> 00:11:07.592 But that's insider trading. 317 00:11:07.675 --> 00:11:10.900 Down here we just call it "trading." Is he for real? 318 00:11:10.930 --> 00:11:11.592 Just take the fucking shares, Tyler. 319 00:11:11.675 --> 00:11:12.884 - Come on. - Or what? 320 00:11:12.967 --> 00:11:15.176 There'll be hell "toupee"? 321 00:11:15.259 --> 00:11:16.759 Kid, give him the fucking algorithm. 322 00:11:16.842 --> 00:11:18.301 - Let's go. - I can't. I'm sorry. 323 00:11:18.384 --> 00:11:19.509 There's got to be another way to get your job back. 324 00:11:19.592 --> 00:11:21.930 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 325 00:11:21.176 --> 00:11:24.343 Keithleen got fired over this? 326 00:11:24.425 --> 00:11:25.967 I didn't even know that this day could get 327 00:11:26.510 --> 00:11:27.592 any fucking better! 328 00:11:27.675 --> 00:11:30.259 God damn, this is cool, like a McDLT. 329 00:11:35.301 --> 00:11:36.759 I mean, you could call it 330 00:11:36.842 --> 00:11:38.509 a dog-shit stock, 331 00:11:38.592 --> 00:11:40.259 or I could call your wife, tell her all about that trip 332 00:11:40.343 --> 00:11:42.425 you and your nanny took to sunny Bora-bortion. 333 00:11:42.509 --> 00:11:44.259 - You remember that? - Three and an eighth? 334 00:11:44.343 --> 00:11:46.900 Come on, man, this isn't Let's Make a Deal. 335 00:11:46.930 --> 00:11:47.634 I'm not Monty Hall. We're not being filmed 336 00:11:47.717 --> 00:11:49.301 in front of a live studio audien... 337 00:11:49.384 --> 00:11:51.176 No, no, I get that you get that. 338 00:11:51.259 --> 00:11:52.759 Maybe then you should've thought of that 339 00:11:52.842 --> 00:11:54.218 before your adventures in babysitters! 340 00:11:54.301 --> 00:11:56.842 - We're down six figs. - How did this happen? 341 00:11:56.926 --> 00:12:00.510 Well, we were down five figs, and then we lost more figs. 342 00:12:00.134 --> 00:12:01.343 Word is out. The whole floor's short. 343 00:12:01.425 --> 00:12:03.134 We're gonna lose the entire four mil 344 00:12:03.218 --> 00:12:04.467 if we keep trying to unload it piece by piece. 345 00:12:04.550 --> 00:12:06.134 Look, our only hope is to dump it 346 00:12:06.218 --> 00:12:08.134 into one of our big clients' accounts all at once. 347 00:12:08.218 --> 00:12:11.384 But Dawn is the only one with accounts that big. 348 00:12:11.467 --> 00:12:13.634 Fuck! We're gonna have to tell Mo right now. 349 00:12:13.717 --> 00:12:15.134 But if we do it in front of Hollywood Square, 350 00:12:15.218 --> 00:12:16.634 our asses are grass. 351 00:12:16.717 --> 00:12:18.801 Check it out. 352 00:12:21.717 --> 00:12:23.842 Let me tell you about the time I got into a bidding war 353 00:12:23.926 --> 00:12:26.384 with Emilio Estevez over a Basqui-yacht, 354 00:12:26.467 --> 00:12:28.675 which is a yacht entirely muralized 355 00:12:28.759 --> 00:12:30.425 by Jean-Michel. How about that? 356 00:12:30.509 --> 00:12:31.550 Emilio Estevez. 357 00:12:31.634 --> 00:12:32.675 That's a great idea for Blair. 358 00:12:32.759 --> 00:12:34.467 - Hey, boss! - What? 359 00:12:34.550 --> 00:12:36.801 Um, remember how you told us that everything you learned 360 00:12:36.884 --> 00:12:39.467 about trading, you learned from Run-D.M.C.? 361 00:12:39.550 --> 00:12:43.510 Well, they just released a new cassingle, and let me tell you, 362 00:12:43.134 --> 00:12:44.634 I think it would be the perfect song 363 00:12:44.717 --> 00:12:46.218 for your movie soundtrack. 364 00:12:46.301 --> 00:12:47.759 Yassir, you are really fucking trying me. 365 00:12:47.842 --> 00:12:48.884 You got to hear it right now. 366 00:13:04.926 --> 00:13:08.343 Oh, y-yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fresh. 367 00:13:08.425 --> 00:13:10.510 - Can I hear it? - No, but tell you what... 368 00:13:10.134 --> 00:13:11.717 why don't we take a little five to cool off? 369 00:13:11.801 --> 00:13:13.218 And we're gonna get right back in perfect harmony, 370 00:13:13.301 --> 00:13:14.926 like Ebony and Ivan Reitman. 371 00:13:17.759 --> 00:13:21.675 A million shares? 372 00:13:21.759 --> 00:13:24.259 Classic! I quit my job an hour ago, 373 00:13:24.343 --> 00:13:25.801 and you already need me to get you out of some shit. 374 00:13:25.884 --> 00:13:28.134 No. "Need"? I did not say the N word. 375 00:13:28.218 --> 00:13:30.176 And by the way, I fired you. 376 00:13:30.259 --> 00:13:31.926 - I quit. I quit. No... - Yeah, run it back, Dawn, I... 377 00:13:32.900 --> 00:13:33.343 - Is there a problem here? - Can I help you find 378 00:13:33.425 --> 00:13:34.509 - something? - Yeah, there is a problem. 379 00:13:34.592 --> 00:13:36.176 This one always loses her shit, 380 00:13:36.259 --> 00:13:38.134 and then we make up in about a day. 381 00:13:38.218 --> 00:13:40.343 But we don't have a day, Dawn, so here's what we're gonna do. 382 00:13:40.425 --> 00:13:41.343 Give me one of each of these skorts 383 00:13:41.425 --> 00:13:43.134 - in a size four. - Two. 384 00:13:43.218 --> 00:13:44.884 Then give me that whole wall of pumps in a six, 385 00:13:44.967 --> 00:13:46.301 and you still fuck with pantsuits, Dawn? 386 00:13:46.384 --> 00:13:47.926 - Yeah, I love them. - Basically everything 387 00:13:48.900 --> 00:13:49.218 in my field of vision so that we can get 388 00:13:49.301 --> 00:13:52.467 this wonderful woman back to work. 389 00:13:52.550 --> 00:13:54.550 - Bullshit. - Oh, no, no, no. 390 00:13:54.634 --> 00:13:57.510 I insist. I insist. 391 00:13:57.134 --> 00:13:58.343 - Okay. - Great. 392 00:13:58.425 --> 00:14:00.425 Consider it my apology. 393 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:04.134 For what? 394 00:14:04.218 --> 00:14:05.675 For... that you're mad, okay? 395 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:07.343 I'm not mad. 396 00:14:07.425 --> 00:14:08.717 Tired. 397 00:14:08.801 --> 00:14:10.343 I'm tired of the roller coaster. 398 00:14:10.425 --> 00:14:11.926 Get the fuck out of here. 399 00:14:12.900 --> 00:14:13.801 You get off on that roller coaster... 400 00:14:13.884 --> 00:14:15.717 like that time we got off on that roller coaster. 401 00:14:15.801 --> 00:14:16.884 No, you got off on that roller coaster. 402 00:14:16.967 --> 00:14:18.759 I was just screaming 403 00:14:18.842 --> 00:14:20.550 'cause that guy in front of us got hit by the fucking bird. 404 00:14:20.634 --> 00:14:23.343 - Uh-huh, yeah, right. - You don't get it, Mo. 405 00:14:23.425 --> 00:14:24.801 Wall Street is not the roller coaster. 406 00:14:24.884 --> 00:14:27.343 You are, and I'm tired of hanging off the back. 407 00:14:27.425 --> 00:14:29.759 I didn't hate your Blair plan. 408 00:14:29.842 --> 00:14:32.134 I hated that you didn't tell me! 409 00:14:32.218 --> 00:14:34.759 Look, I can call my guy, Kurt Covington, right now 410 00:14:34.842 --> 00:14:37.259 and stash all that fat right in his family trust. 411 00:14:37.343 --> 00:14:39.176 - Yes. - All you got to do 412 00:14:39.259 --> 00:14:41.218 is give me the piece of the Jammer Group that I deserve. 413 00:14:41.301 --> 00:14:43.425 This shit again? 414 00:14:43.509 --> 00:14:44.717 Mo, make me your partner. 415 00:14:44.801 --> 00:14:46.634 Or I got to go. 416 00:14:46.717 --> 00:14:48.301 Where are you gonna go? Let me tell you something. 417 00:14:48.384 --> 00:14:50.717 All your white-boy private-school friends, 418 00:14:50.801 --> 00:14:52.900 they will summer with you. 419 00:14:52.930 --> 00:14:53.425 Yeah, they'll fuck you, 420 00:14:53.509 --> 00:14:55.176 but they are not gonna hire you. 421 00:14:55.259 --> 00:14:57.425 All I want is a piece of what we built... 422 00:14:57.509 --> 00:15:00.343 for all the sacrifices, all... all the abuse, 423 00:15:00.425 --> 00:15:02.510 all the times I got called "Hot Coffee" 424 00:15:02.134 --> 00:15:04.134 or was told to get coffee 425 00:15:04.218 --> 00:15:05.926 or asked if I wanted cream in my coffee, 426 00:15:06.900 --> 00:15:07.717 which is fucking gross. 427 00:15:07.801 --> 00:15:10.176 You need me, Mo. 428 00:15:10.259 --> 00:15:12.509 - Mm. - It's okay to say it. 429 00:15:14.259 --> 00:15:15.176 Say it. 430 00:15:20.176 --> 00:15:22.675 Say it. 431 00:15:22.759 --> 00:15:25.384 When have you ever seen me give anybody anything? 432 00:15:25.467 --> 00:15:27.176 No, baby, it don't work like that. 433 00:15:27.259 --> 00:15:28.926 You want something from Mo, 434 00:15:29.900 --> 00:15:31.801 you're gonna have to fucking take it. 435 00:15:35.467 --> 00:15:37.343 Isn't it time for your dramatic exit? 436 00:15:37.425 --> 00:15:39.259 Yeah, it's a perfect exit line, and I should've gone, 437 00:15:39.343 --> 00:15:41.343 but the chick has my fucking Amex. 438 00:15:45.301 --> 00:15:47.550 Dawn. 439 00:15:47.634 --> 00:15:51.900 So I'm gonna see you back at the office or what? 440 00:15:54.134 --> 00:15:56.717 So are you guys in a band or something? 441 00:16:02.926 --> 00:16:04.510 You're not gonna find it. 442 00:16:04.134 --> 00:16:06.930 Then just give it to me, okay? 443 00:16:06.176 --> 00:16:07.301 What, you think this is why you were hired? 444 00:16:07.384 --> 00:16:08.634 'Cause of your algorithm? 445 00:16:08.717 --> 00:16:10.550 It doesn't even fucking work, okay? 446 00:16:10.634 --> 00:16:12.134 You lost everything faster than my bubbe on Kristallnacht. 447 00:16:12.218 --> 00:16:13.343 Yeah, that's the point. 448 00:16:13.425 --> 00:16:15.510 You saw what it lost in an hour. 449 00:16:15.134 --> 00:16:16.259 I-I'm working on it, 450 00:16:16.343 --> 00:16:18.218 but if I give Ty that version, 451 00:16:18.301 --> 00:16:19.634 it could crash their whole infrastructure. 452 00:16:19.717 --> 00:16:21.509 - So? - "So"? 453 00:16:21.592 --> 00:16:23.259 That's unethical. 454 00:16:23.343 --> 00:16:25.301 But I guess the guy making Holocaust jokes 455 00:16:25.384 --> 00:16:26.343 maybe wouldn't understand that. 456 00:16:26.425 --> 00:16:27.759 Congratulations on your ethics, 457 00:16:27.842 --> 00:16:30.592 'cause you just Holo-cost me my job. 458 00:16:32.134 --> 00:16:36.717 I'm sorry, okay? I really am. 459 00:16:36.801 --> 00:16:38.884 Do you want to know why I really quit my job? 460 00:16:38.967 --> 00:16:40.967 'Cause Ty found out that I cheated on my wife, 461 00:16:41.510 --> 00:16:42.801 and he blackmailed me. 462 00:16:42.884 --> 00:16:44.550 Now, before you judge me, marriage is a marathon. 463 00:16:44.634 --> 00:16:46.301 You'll see, all right? 464 00:16:46.384 --> 00:16:47.801 Shera and I were going through a rough patch, 465 00:16:47.884 --> 00:16:49.842 and I met this chick... she was a total fox... 466 00:16:49.926 --> 00:16:52.509 Justine Bateman body, Jason Bateman personality. 467 00:16:52.592 --> 00:16:55.384 But it was the biggest mistake of my life. 468 00:16:55.467 --> 00:16:56.842 Family Ties in more ways than one. 469 00:16:56.926 --> 00:16:59.675 Really, guy? 470 00:16:59.759 --> 00:17:01.301 That's your fucking closer after blowing up my life? 471 00:17:01.384 --> 00:17:03.384 Thank you. Thank you. 472 00:17:06.384 --> 00:17:07.467 Uh... 473 00:17:13.343 --> 00:17:15.425 - Where are you going? - Home. 474 00:17:15.509 --> 00:17:17.425 You know, the bullshit's better in LA. 475 00:17:17.509 --> 00:17:19.134 Maybe it's the water. 476 00:17:19.218 --> 00:17:20.884 Okay, but you're gonna miss a master of the universe 477 00:17:20.967 --> 00:17:22.675 working his magic. 478 00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:25.900 Yep, that pretty much sums up my whole trip. 479 00:17:25.930 --> 00:17:27.900 - Hey! - There he is. 480 00:17:27.930 --> 00:17:29.301 Kurt, you flirt. Get in here, my man. 481 00:17:29.384 --> 00:17:30.759 - How's the jizz biz, kid? - Well... 482 00:17:30.842 --> 00:17:32.259 Hey, you got carpal tunnel yet 483 00:17:32.384 --> 00:17:33.550 from jerking off all those horses? 484 00:17:33.634 --> 00:17:35.301 Well, it's called stud farming, and, you know, 485 00:17:35.384 --> 00:17:36.759 I don't... I don't personally masturbate the horses. 486 00:17:36.842 --> 00:17:38.343 Ah! Tell it to the judge. 487 00:17:38.425 --> 00:17:40.134 Hey, Kurt Covington, meet Brandt. 488 00:17:40.218 --> 00:17:41.759 Brandt is writing a movie about my life. 489 00:17:41.842 --> 00:17:43.301 - No big whoop. - Wow. 490 00:17:43.384 --> 00:17:44.134 Uh, we're still in early development. 491 00:17:44.218 --> 00:17:45.384 It's gonna get done. 492 00:17:45.467 --> 00:17:46.926 You know, I was pretty surprised 493 00:17:47.900 --> 00:17:48.509 to get a little audience with the king here. 494 00:17:48.592 --> 00:17:50.759 Usually Dawn handles all my... 495 00:17:50.842 --> 00:17:51.926 Yeah, I don't usually meet with clients anymore, 496 00:17:52.900 --> 00:17:53.509 but I got to tell you Kurt, 497 00:17:53.592 --> 00:17:54.634 when this titanium deal crossed my desk, 498 00:17:54.717 --> 00:17:56.425 you crossed my mind. 499 00:17:56.509 --> 00:17:57.926 But with the volatility of the dollar, 500 00:17:58.900 --> 00:17:59.884 we need to get into this thing... 501 00:17:59.967 --> 00:18:01.592 Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Come on, Mo, I'm in, all right? 502 00:18:01.675 --> 00:18:03.259 As long as Dawn says it's okay. 503 00:18:03.343 --> 00:18:05.176 She's been my financial adviser 504 00:18:05.259 --> 00:18:07.510 since I almost lost my lunch money to a claw machine 505 00:18:07.134 --> 00:18:08.176 back in, like, the fifth grade. 506 00:18:10.509 --> 00:18:12.134 You didn't just say a claw machine, did you? 507 00:18:12.218 --> 00:18:13.510 - Yeah. - God. 508 00:18:13.134 --> 00:18:14.550 Brandt, write this down. 509 00:18:14.634 --> 00:18:16.900 Okay, you know what? 510 00:18:16.930 --> 00:18:17.550 Let's give Dawn a call right now. 511 00:18:17.634 --> 00:18:19.801 Okay. 512 00:18:22.509 --> 00:18:24.218 Hey, Dawny. Yeah, it's Mo. 513 00:18:24.301 --> 00:18:26.218 Uh, listen, I got Kurt in the office he... Want to say hi? 514 00:18:26.301 --> 00:18:28.900 - Hey. Hey, Dawn. - Hey, Dawn, that's Kurt. 515 00:18:28.930 --> 00:18:29.759 So, yeah, we're looking at this titanium deal, 516 00:18:29.842 --> 00:18:31.301 which I know that you love for him. 517 00:18:31.384 --> 00:18:32.926 I mean, hell, it was your idea. 518 00:18:33.900 --> 00:18:35.425 So, uh, that bell is, uh, gonna ring anytime now. 519 00:18:35.509 --> 00:18:38.218 Yeah? Close this up? 520 00:18:38.301 --> 00:18:41.467 ...is what I expect you to say when you get this message. 521 00:18:41.550 --> 00:18:43.425 - Obviously leaving a message. - Oh. 522 00:18:43.509 --> 00:18:44.884 Oh, that was... oh, me, okay. 523 00:18:44.967 --> 00:18:46.343 You started without me, I see. 524 00:18:46.425 --> 00:18:47.967 We're actually almost done. 525 00:18:48.510 --> 00:18:49.301 We just need you to break out that old rubber stamp. 526 00:18:49.384 --> 00:18:51.930 Ah, I wish. 527 00:18:51.176 --> 00:18:52.592 I was late because I was chained to my desk 528 00:18:52.675 --> 00:18:54.218 running the numbers, and, uh, Mo, you know, 529 00:18:54.301 --> 00:18:56.550 as your trusted employee, 530 00:18:56.634 --> 00:18:59.218 sadly, I-I do not recommend. 531 00:18:59.301 --> 00:19:01.218 Ah, well, that's life in the big city, right? 532 00:19:01.301 --> 00:19:02.550 - Yeah. - Hey, you know what? 533 00:19:02.634 --> 00:19:05.425 Let's t-take a second. Just, um... 534 00:19:05.509 --> 00:19:07.801 I got an idea... why don't we step outside, 535 00:19:07.884 --> 00:19:09.343 run these numbers again, 536 00:19:09.425 --> 00:19:10.675 make sure that our deal doesn't work? 537 00:19:10.759 --> 00:19:12.259 I'm sorry, what'd you say Mo? 538 00:19:12.343 --> 00:19:13.467 What'd you say, baby? 539 00:19:13.550 --> 00:19:15.900 Run the numbers again, 540 00:19:15.930 --> 00:19:16.550 make sure that our deal doesn't work. 541 00:19:16.634 --> 00:19:18.900 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah. 542 00:19:18.930 --> 00:19:20.930 Let's do that. 543 00:19:20.176 --> 00:19:22.592 Thirty percent, name on the door, valet spot. 544 00:19:22.675 --> 00:19:25.900 Zero percent, your name on a tag 545 00:19:25.930 --> 00:19:26.634 that you wear on a uniform 546 00:19:26.717 --> 00:19:29.550 when you are valet parking my car in hell. 547 00:19:29.634 --> 00:19:31.510 - Okay. - Okay, wait... 548 00:19:33.510 --> 00:19:34.509 I'll double your bonus, Dawn, 549 00:19:34.592 --> 00:19:35.550 but don't get fucking greedy on me. 550 00:19:35.634 --> 00:19:36.842 Don't talk to me about greed. 551 00:19:36.926 --> 00:19:38.884 Greed is... good Lord! 552 00:19:38.967 --> 00:19:42.218 Are you trying to hide behind a lamp? 553 00:19:42.301 --> 00:19:43.425 - No... - Really? 554 00:19:43.509 --> 00:19:44.675 Uh, can you just keep going? 555 00:19:44.759 --> 00:19:47.176 This is exactly the shit I need. 556 00:19:47.259 --> 00:19:49.801 And this is exactly the shit that I don't need ever again! 557 00:19:49.884 --> 00:19:52.801 Okay, hold it, Dawn. Hold it. 558 00:19:52.884 --> 00:19:56.467 Five percent, no name, parking spot, but on G4... 559 00:19:56.550 --> 00:19:58.425 you know, the one that smells like post-game Detlef Schrempf. 560 00:19:58.509 --> 00:19:59.759 Twenty-five percent... 561 00:19:59.842 --> 00:20:01.967 ...name, slightly smaller font, G2. 562 00:20:02.510 --> 00:20:03.259 And what's a Detlef Schrempf? 563 00:20:03.343 --> 00:20:05.218 Oh, you know what? 564 00:20:05.301 --> 00:20:08.930 Excuse me, Dawn. No deal. 565 00:20:08.176 --> 00:20:10.218 - Kurt. - Kurt. 566 00:20:10.301 --> 00:20:12.930 Unfortunately, you know, we were talking, 567 00:20:12.176 --> 00:20:14.301 and we don't think the F.A.T. is right for your portfolio. 568 00:20:14.384 --> 00:20:16.259 - Dawn's right. - I am? 569 00:20:16.343 --> 00:20:18.900 - I am. - Yeah. 570 00:20:18.930 --> 00:20:19.634 Y-y-you're the best analyst on the street, 571 00:20:19.717 --> 00:20:21.510 and if you say you've been chained to your desk 572 00:20:21.134 --> 00:20:22.717 working every angle, then I trust you. 573 00:20:22.801 --> 00:20:24.343 Ah, workaholic. 574 00:20:24.425 --> 00:20:25.634 I didn't even take lunch. I'm starving. 575 00:20:27.425 --> 00:20:28.930 Come in. 576 00:20:29.675 --> 00:20:31.717 Quite a shopping spree today, ma'am. 577 00:20:31.801 --> 00:20:34.926 So we wanted to hand-deliver these personally. 578 00:20:35.900 --> 00:20:38.930 Huh. Wait a minute, you bought all that stuff today? 579 00:20:38.176 --> 00:20:40.930 - Well, uh... - I'm so confused. 580 00:20:40.176 --> 00:20:42.134 I mean, if you were out there shopping, 581 00:20:42.218 --> 00:20:44.510 when did you have time to crunch those numbers? 582 00:20:44.134 --> 00:20:45.926 The fundamentals must have improved 583 00:20:46.900 --> 00:20:48.900 when you were out there buying skorts and pantsuits 584 00:20:48.930 --> 00:20:49.884 - or whatever the fuck that is. - Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no... 585 00:20:49.967 --> 00:20:51.467 What do you say, Kurt? Let's do this thing. 586 00:20:51.550 --> 00:20:52.675 15 minutes to close, buddy. 587 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:54.930 You know, in my business, 588 00:20:54.176 --> 00:20:57.134 this is what we call a sticky situation. 589 00:20:57.218 --> 00:21:00.884 All right, 15 percent, name on the letterhead, G3 or below. 590 00:21:00.967 --> 00:21:02.801 Ten percent, no name, 591 00:21:02.884 --> 00:21:04.967 G-O fuck yourself. 592 00:21:06.259 --> 00:21:08.384 Ty, don't you remember 593 00:21:08.467 --> 00:21:12.900 when you used to be me... uncorrupted? 594 00:21:12.930 --> 00:21:13.717 It's not too late for you to... 595 00:21:13.801 --> 00:21:17.550 to change and make the new you me, 596 00:21:17.634 --> 00:21:19.550 which... which is really the old you. 597 00:21:19.634 --> 00:21:21.550 So, in a way, you're not changing 598 00:21:21.634 --> 00:21:23.301 by changing back into who we are. 599 00:21:25.176 --> 00:21:29.900 Just take the shares, Ty. Do the right thing. 600 00:21:35.384 --> 00:21:37.550 Oh! 601 00:21:37.634 --> 00:21:41.467 Let me "do the right thing." 602 00:21:41.550 --> 00:21:45.467 You cost a man his job today for the second time. 603 00:21:45.550 --> 00:21:47.675 Oh, he told you about that, huh? 604 00:21:47.759 --> 00:21:49.717 Yeah, yeah. How do you sleep at night? 605 00:21:49.801 --> 00:21:51.884 It actually is difficult, because, you see, 606 00:21:51.967 --> 00:21:53.759 every time I close my eyes, 607 00:21:53.842 --> 00:21:56.930 I see Keith in the supply closet 608 00:21:56.176 --> 00:21:59.134 chowing down on the Sparkletts delivery guy. 609 00:21:59.218 --> 00:22:01.550 Told you... Keith quit 'cause he sucked. 610 00:22:01.634 --> 00:22:04.425 Are you saying that Keith is a...homo? 611 00:22:04.509 --> 00:22:06.675 Oh, I thought he told you about the affair. 612 00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:09.218 Whoopsie, did I let the cat out of the fag bag? 613 00:22:09.301 --> 00:22:11.550 Who cares? Fucking fairies, right? 614 00:22:14.467 --> 00:22:16.384 Up top, Care Blair. 615 00:22:20.218 --> 00:22:21.967 You know what? 616 00:22:22.510 --> 00:22:25.176 Here's your algorithm. You deserve it, Ty. 617 00:22:27.384 --> 00:22:30.218 Pleasure doing business with you, Retardo Montalban. 618 00:22:34.900 --> 00:22:36.900 Look, even if I would go 15 percent... which I won't... 619 00:22:36.930 --> 00:22:37.675 how are we gonna get him to take the deal now? 620 00:22:37.759 --> 00:22:39.900 We both look like fucking idiots. 621 00:22:39.930 --> 00:22:40.425 You can do what I always do. 622 00:22:40.509 --> 00:22:41.926 Kurt... he didn't come from money. 623 00:22:42.900 --> 00:22:43.884 He married it, so when I need him to buy something, 624 00:22:43.967 --> 00:22:46.134 I just suggest that we call his wife, Sandra, 625 00:22:46.218 --> 00:22:47.425 and we see what she thinks. 626 00:22:47.509 --> 00:22:49.550 Of course he refuses. 627 00:22:49.634 --> 00:22:51.759 God forbid it ever looks like you guys need a woman's help. 628 00:22:51.842 --> 00:22:54.301 Come on, Mo, just give me my 15 percent, 629 00:22:54.384 --> 00:22:56.900 and I can go in there, and I can close this. 630 00:22:56.930 --> 00:22:57.967 Nah, but thanks for the tip. 631 00:22:59.218 --> 00:23:01.634 Watch this. 632 00:23:01.717 --> 00:23:03.259 Kurt. 633 00:23:03.343 --> 00:23:04.759 Sorry, we just can't seem to get on the same page. 634 00:23:04.842 --> 00:23:06.509 Here's what I think we need to do. 635 00:23:06.592 --> 00:23:08.343 Let's give Sandra a call. 636 00:23:08.425 --> 00:23:09.509 Right? I mean, she's gonna have to sign off 637 00:23:09.592 --> 00:23:11.218 on this deal anyway, 638 00:23:11.301 --> 00:23:13.134 and I think she's really gonna be fired up about it. 639 00:23:13.218 --> 00:23:14.634 And if I know old Sandy, she's still gonna be fired up 640 00:23:14.717 --> 00:23:16.510 by the time you get home, if you know what I mean. 641 00:23:16.134 --> 00:23:17.467 My wife is dead. 642 00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:27.801 I'm gonna get that. 643 00:23:29.801 --> 00:23:31.259 - Yeah? - I did it. 644 00:23:31.343 --> 00:23:32.884 I got Morgan to buy those F.A.T. shares. 645 00:23:32.967 --> 00:23:34.675 - No shit. - Well, actually, 646 00:23:34.759 --> 00:23:38.467 Keith and I got MoStan to buy the F.A.T. shares. 647 00:23:38.550 --> 00:23:40.592 And I got a ton of that real-world experience 648 00:23:40.675 --> 00:23:42.930 you were talking about. 649 00:23:42.176 --> 00:23:43.967 It is tricky. 650 00:23:44.510 --> 00:23:47.759 Right, Mo? 651 00:23:47.842 --> 00:23:49.717 Mo? 652 00:23:50.967 --> 00:23:54.675 Hey, so, um, where were we? 653 00:23:54.759 --> 00:23:55.717 Uh, you were just intimating 654 00:23:55.801 --> 00:23:57.842 that I should make love to my wife, 655 00:23:57.926 --> 00:24:00.134 who exploded three years ago. 656 00:24:00.218 --> 00:24:02.425 - Dawn, what am I doing here? - Mo, what are we doing here? 657 00:24:02.509 --> 00:24:04.176 Six minutes to the close. 658 00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:06.343 If we're not gonna do this deal, I got to go. 659 00:24:06.425 --> 00:24:07.717 For real? 660 00:24:11.930 --> 00:24:13.510 For real. 661 00:24:18.884 --> 00:24:20.717 Listen, Kurt, my condolences, okay? 662 00:24:20.801 --> 00:24:24.259 I am not a people person. In fact, I hate them. 663 00:24:24.343 --> 00:24:26.467 But numbers... 664 00:24:26.550 --> 00:24:28.675 I hate them shits, too. 665 00:24:28.759 --> 00:24:31.301 But do you know who's really good at both? 666 00:24:31.384 --> 00:24:34.842 My partner Dawn. 667 00:24:34.926 --> 00:24:38.134 Why else do you think she's got 15 percent of my company? 668 00:24:45.634 --> 00:24:47.592 Whatever you two decide. 669 00:24:52.384 --> 00:24:55.509 Ah... 670 00:24:55.592 --> 00:24:58.134 yep. 671 00:24:58.218 --> 00:25:01.467 Kurt, let's, uh... 672 00:25:01.550 --> 00:25:03.550 - let's do this thing, okay? - Okay. 673 00:25:12.759 --> 00:25:13.842 Voilà. 674 00:25:13.926 --> 00:25:16.675 So I guess you do need me. 675 00:25:16.759 --> 00:25:19.343 Nah. Guys made a mess. 676 00:25:19.425 --> 00:25:21.592 You had a mop. That's it. 677 00:25:21.675 --> 00:25:24.259 Dumb luck. And I'll tell you something... 678 00:25:24.343 --> 00:25:26.259 you fucked up, Dawn, 'cause I would've gone to 20. 679 00:25:26.343 --> 00:25:28.509 Yeah? 680 00:25:28.592 --> 00:25:31.134 You fucked up, 'cause I'd have took ten. 681 00:25:37.425 --> 00:25:39.801 Well, that didn't end how I expected. 682 00:25:39.884 --> 00:25:41.967 - Yeah. - I guess, uh, 683 00:25:42.510 --> 00:25:44.343 Dawn's pretty good at being one step ahead herself. 684 00:25:44.425 --> 00:25:46.842 Eh, not exactly. 685 00:25:46.926 --> 00:25:49.343 Anyway, what do you think? We got a movie here or what? 686 00:25:49.425 --> 00:25:51.510 - Yes! I love it. - Great. 687 00:25:51.134 --> 00:25:52.967 I mean, it's just like I said, you know? 688 00:25:53.510 --> 00:25:55.425 It's the story of this black underdog 689 00:25:55.509 --> 00:25:57.967 just trying to break into that boys' club. 690 00:25:58.510 --> 00:26:00.930 It's gonna be one hell of a movie about Wall Street. 691 00:26:00.176 --> 00:26:01.467 - You're goddamn right it is. - Yeah, yeah. 692 00:26:01.550 --> 00:26:04.592 Just not for me and Oliver. 693 00:26:04.675 --> 00:26:06.134 - What? - We're not gonna do it. 694 00:26:06.218 --> 00:26:07.842 But I-I'll... I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 695 00:26:07.926 --> 00:26:09.509 I'm gonna take all those notes I was taking, 696 00:26:09.592 --> 00:26:11.425 hand them over to my buddy Mike Nichols, 697 00:26:11.509 --> 00:26:13.176 'cause he's also doing a movie about Wall Street. 698 00:26:13.259 --> 00:26:14.634 Oh! 699 00:26:14.717 --> 00:26:16.343 Yeah, it's called Working Girl. 700 00:26:16.425 --> 00:26:18.218 Don't worry... I'm gonna make him promise me 701 00:26:18.301 --> 00:26:19.675 that he's not gonna whitewash Dawn's story either, okay? 702 00:26:19.759 --> 00:26:21.301 Dawn's story? 703 00:26:21.384 --> 00:26:23.930 You're seeing this whole fucking thing wrong, okay? 704 00:26:23.176 --> 00:26:25.509 She didn't win. I won. 705 00:26:25.592 --> 00:26:28.134 The guys got rid of the shares. I didn't have to give her shit. 706 00:26:28.218 --> 00:26:30.509 I just did that... you know, 'cause... 707 00:26:30.592 --> 00:26:32.384 What, 'cause you actually need her, 708 00:26:32.467 --> 00:26:33.967 but you can't admit it? 709 00:26:34.510 --> 00:26:36.900 Okay. 710 00:26:36.930 --> 00:26:37.759 But isn't that the kind of fucking tortured-hero shit 711 00:26:37.842 --> 00:26:39.634 that you guys jack off to? 712 00:26:39.717 --> 00:26:41.384 No. 713 00:26:41.467 --> 00:26:44.467 No, that's just, uh... 714 00:26:44.550 --> 00:26:47.467 ...sad. 715 00:26:54.425 --> 00:26:55.842 Hey, Brandt? 716 00:26:55.926 --> 00:26:57.759 Fuck off! 717 00:27:42.634 --> 00:27:43.967 And I promise, I'll get to that 718 00:27:44.510 --> 00:27:46.592 in just a few moments. 719 00:27:46.675 --> 00:27:48.675 And believe me, as a farmer, I intend... 720 00:27:51.930 --> 00:27:53.467 Hay down here where the goats can get at it. 721 00:28:02.675 --> 00:28:05.550 - Hello, Doctor. - Hello, nurse. 722 00:28:14.717 --> 00:28:16.218 Hey, boss. 723 00:28:16.301 --> 00:28:17.425 Didn't want to hit you with this 724 00:28:17.509 --> 00:28:19.259 in front of Joe Hollywood, 725 00:28:19.343 --> 00:28:21.176 but we are bleeding money by the second, 726 00:28:21.259 --> 00:28:22.926 and Dawn's clients are the only ones that can stop it. 727 00:28:23.900 --> 00:28:23.926 Sorry, we know you and Dawn 728 00:28:24.900 --> 00:28:25.675 have a whole Moonlighting 729 00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:27.343 will-they, won't-they sexual tension... 730 00:28:27.425 --> 00:28:29.425 or I guess it's more of a "are they still?" 731 00:28:29.509 --> 00:28:31.218 I mean, everyone assumes yes, sexual intercourse. 732 00:28:31.301 --> 00:28:33.717 Jesus, Wayne. Point is, we need her. 733 00:28:35.842 --> 00:28:37.550 You and Mo? 54307

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