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Experiment No. 7 Ueno No. 13

Sorry I'm late.

You are indeed late, Tanaka.

I apologize, but I was on cleaning duty today. You are indeed late, Tanaka.

You are indeed late, Tanaka.

You are indeed late, Tanaka.

You are indeed late, Tanaka.

Okay, I get it. I'm sorry already. You are indeed late, Tanaka.

Love always drives me, and yet…

The wind against the glass creates an image of you

What "color" will that wind be today? I want to experience it, completely

Off in the corners of the classroom

Through the tiniest of magics

Another miracle occurs!

A premonition of love

My heart shouldn't be so uneasy, I don't know what's next

Aah! What is it that throws my heart into turmoil?

This sudden spark

Love always drives me, and yet…

Someone, someday, deliver these feelings to you!

There we go.

So, what will we be doing today?

We shall be doing nothing.

Huh? Oh, really? I guess I'll work on my homework then...

Tee-hee-hee!

Behold, the face of stupidity!

Tee-hee-HEE-hee-hee! Hee!

He has no idea that right now, he is addressing an utter FRAUD!

Ueno No. 13 is a fully realized fembot.

The prototype, currently under development, was customized as an Ueno Model

and installed with a circuit-like thing that grants it an "otome" style of feminine expression.

As such, it is has proven extremely flexible, and able to address a range of needs.

Today, I will use the No. 13 to stimulate THAT part of the puberty cycle...

I will leave Tanaka at a loss for words!

Ueno continued in this fashion, hope within her heart...

that today, Tanaka will take notice and realize that the "Ueno" at his side is actually a robot

and will seek out the real Ueno.

However! Tanaka...

Say, Ma'am? You have an eraser I can borrow?

Sure enough, he accepts this Ueno-esque, artificial life form as the real thing!

No.

Well, fine.

Confirming camera operation!

Yamashita, I'm gonna need some support!

COMMENCE.

Commence. Operation.

OPERATION COMMENCE.

Huh?

Staaaaare...

May I help you?

LET'S GET AO DAI

It is nothing.

Oh, really?

Staaaaare...

Uh, excuse me.

If there's something on your mind, please just say it.

You want some gum?

AIR GUM

Gum, all of a sudden?

But, yeah, thank you.

Staaaaare...

Tanaka, I shall rest on your lap.

What's with you today?

Tanaka, I shall rest on your lap. Tanaka, I shall rest on your lap! Tanaka, I shall rest on your lap!

Okay, understood!

Ma'am... What is that thing you've got on your head?

I do not know.

Well, fine, I guess.

Tanka, you shall stroke me.

Ma'am, has something bad happened to you?

Tanaka, stroke me. Tanaka, stroke me! Tanaka, stroke me!

All right, all right!

Tanaka, stroke me!

That thing on your head is sort of in the way though.

Better. Thanks.

There. Will this do?

It shall do.

Oh, no! The otome routine it's been inputted with is going out of control.

At this rate...!

Ma'am, I'd say that's enough, wouldn't you?

DISDAIN

That piece of...!

Ma'am.

I don't know what's happened, but if something's bothering you, you can confide in me.

If you can't talk to me about it, there's always Yamashita-san.

Do you understand?

Tanaka.

Are your feelings for Ueno-?

This is actually the real me!

Tana-

Tana-

Will you shut up?!

Tana-

IDIOT!

SCIENCE

Tanaka-

YOU IDIOT!

Stupid idiot!

Tana-

Cretin!

Tana-

Dotard! Halfwit!

Huh...?

LAB

LAB Experiment No. 8 The SummonStat

You know what?

Experiment No. 8 The SummonStat

Some stray dog wandered into class

this afternoon and caused all kinds of panic!

Still, dogs sure are cute, aren't they? The way they're all fluffy and stuff.

I'm sure we were allowed to have pets at our place...

The hell, Tanaka? You'd like to have a pet?

Yes.

I am capable of granting such a wish!

Raising a pet brings with it various challenges.

1) The problem of noise!

2) Health problems such as allergies!

3) Financial burdens and things of that nature!

The origin of these can be attributed to one thing!

Do you know what that is, Tanaka?!

No, I don't.

Correct! It is because it is a living creature!

And that problem can be solved in one fell swoop by...

this very item!

The SummonStat!

This temporarily divides an object into the four cosmic elements.

The addition of a plasma-based microstructural control mechanism during reconstitution

grants it the same level of autonomous movement AS A LIVING CREATURE!

Put simply, this device can turn anything at all into a pet!

Woof!

Well, let's start with something suitable...

How about we try it on these tights?

And that's "suitable"?

Making matter ambulatory requires an external energy supply...

and waste material produced by the human body is the ideal energy source!

As such, clothes that have already been worn would seem to be most suitable!

That's not exactly convenient, is it?

Now then! Transform, O tights, and do my bidding!

Switch on!

Well, it would seem it was a success. As you were summoned from tights, I dub thee "Tamon"!

Tamon.

Ta!

It seems he's already taken a liking to you. What are your impressions, Yamashita?

It feels like a pair of tights.

That's all?

Let me touch it too.

Yes, hello? I'm currently being sexually harassed.

Yamashita-san, don't be cruel.

Come on, just a little touch.

MANIC GRIN!

The fool! His eyes have deceived him.

Its form may have changed, but tights are tights!

His affection for Tamon equates an affection for my tights! Thus...

He is powerless before these statuesque legs of mine!

He shall submit voluntarily, bowing his head in submission!

Tamon.

Tamon.

Hey, Tamon! You more or less get what's going on here, right?

Just stick to the plan.

Hey!

What the hell's your problem?

Maybe it's a kind of homing instinct.

Darn it! This thing totally won't do what I want!

Tamon.

Just go back to being tights!

Huh?!

So, Tamon will cease to be?!

Hey, let's make sure we're on the same page.

It's not like this "Tamon" thing is alive.

It would just be something that's taken the form of a living creature returning to normal.

But still....

You two, listen up and listen well:

I'm not looking after this thing.

Tamon.

We did it!

Tamon feeds on waste, Yamashita, so maybe he can have your sweat or-

Yes, Officer, this is the man.

THE NEXT DAY, AFTER CLASS

Turns out he's really attached to YOU, huh?

This is how it refuels!

Ta...