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Dave, slow down.
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I'’m just excited.
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I know, but you'’re running like
you'’re about to miss a flight.
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Ooh, I have never missed
a flight and I never will.
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You are weirdly
arrogant about that.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, Dave. Gemma.
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We just wanted to swing by
and drop off one of these.
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What'’s this?
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It'’s an invitation to
our housewarming party.
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Yeah, it'’s gonna be awesome.
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I can see,
it says it right here.
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"It'’s gonna be awesome."
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Yeah, well, uh, it'’s in all caps
so you know it'’s true.
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We thought a party
would be a great way
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to get to know some
of our new neighbors.
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Yeah, become a part
of the community,
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but in an awesome way.
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Yeah, that'’s great.
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Too bad I can'’t make it.
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Well, you haven'’t even looked
at when it is.
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Eh. Yep, I can'’t make it.
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Why not?
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Well, you know, the first
Saturday of every month
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is, uh, dart night down
at Ernie'’s Hot Spot.
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Can'’t you just skip it
this one time?
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Yeah. It'’s gonna be
a great party.
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Gemma, tell him what they used
to call me back in Michigan.
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The Party King
of Kalamazoo. The...
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Okay. I didn'’t know I was
in the presence of royalty.
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Will you tell Tina
and the boys?
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Sure.
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Hey, uh, Calvin.
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Don'’t go down to the bar
and throw darts.
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Come to the party
and... and throw down.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Do I have to go
to a sleepover?
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I want to stay
for the party.
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Oh, baby,
you wouldn'’t like it.
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It'’s just gonna be a bunch
of boring grown-ups
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talking about boring
grown-up stuff.
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A little help with
the beer pong table?
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Why are you bringing
that in here?
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Well, it'’s a party,
it'’s supposed to be fun.
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I know, but it'’s
a housewarming,
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not some rager that gets
you kicked off campus.
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Okay.
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That was not my fault.
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They told me those goats
were trained.
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Sweetie, relax.
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This is just gonna be
a tasteful evening
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of getting to know
our new neighbors.
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Ugh. But that'’s boring
grown-up stuff.
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You'’re right, Mom.
I'’ll skip this one.
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Why are you changing
the plan all of a sudden?
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Is this because of Calvin?Calvin?
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I didn'’t say anything about
Calvin. You said Calvin.
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If anyone'’s obsessed
with Calvin, it'’s you.
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He told us he
already has plans.
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I know.
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To play darts.
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It'’s like he thinks
our party'’s gonna be lame.
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Why would he think that,
Party King of Kalamazoo?
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I don'’t get it. Every time
I try to be his friend
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he throws it back in my face.
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You know,
we'’re next-door neighbors.
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We are supposed to get along.
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Well, instead of throwing
this party for the neighbors
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who don'’t want to come, maybe
you should be throwing it
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for the neighbors who do.
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I am.
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I just hope they tell Calvin
about it.
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Oh, man, I can'’t believe you're
really not coming to this party.
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And I can'’t believe
that you want me to miss
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dart night at Ernie'’s.
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It'’s a beautiful tradition.
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The only reason you like going
is to hustle people at darts.
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It'’s a beautiful tradition.
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Well, I'’m looking
forward to the party.
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Ooh. I bet they'’re gonna
have a signature cocktail
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with a clever name like,
like, "Gemma and Juice."
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Or, or-or,
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uh, "Fuzzy Davel." Yeah?[laughs]
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Ah, baby, why don'’t you make
an exception this one time?
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Hey, look, I'’ll two-step
with you.
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To what? Taylor Swift?
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So that'’s what it is.
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You don'’t want to go
'’cause this is gonna
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be a white people party.
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No, I don'’t want to go
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because I don'’t want
Dave using me
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like he'’s using all of y'all
to legitimize
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his lame-ass party.
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Come on, Pop. He'’s not using us.
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Y'’all don't get it.
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See, the Johnsons
are like the pilgrims.
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Uh, uh, no, hang on.[all groaning]
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Look, they need the natives,
i.e. us,
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to navigate through
the cold winter,
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i.e. their corny-ass party.
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They think
that they can
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come onto our land,
plant their flag
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and then claim this neighborhood
as their own.
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[laughs]
Look at you.
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You a perm away
from being Al Sharpton.
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Come on, boys.
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Hey, look, you two.
Unlike your father,
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we'’re here to have a good time,
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support our new neighbors
and show them
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what this community
is about, okay?
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Perfect timing, you guys.
We'’re just getting started.
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All right.
[chuckles]
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♪ All right now
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♪ Baby,
it'’s all right now... ♪
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Ten minutes, and we out of here.
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Yeah.
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♪ Baby,
it'’s all right now... ♪
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So then, I had a cortisone shot
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in my left hip.
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And that didn'’t do
nothing but make me mad.
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Well, that was a long answer for
"What time did you get here?"
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Hey, here'’s your drink, Ma.
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Ugh, please let this be strong.
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[chuckles]
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It'’s nice to see you, Miss Kim.
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You too, Malcolm.
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Mm-mm!
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Haven'’t you grown
all big and handsome?
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Yeah, I'’m gonna
some more of this.
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[laughs]
Mom, do not leave me.
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Well, you said you
wanted to meet a girl.
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Yeah, but not a Golden Girl.
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Oh, I love
these cocktails, Gemma.
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Your name is Johnson,
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Johnsangria.[laughs]
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It was there the whole time.
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It'’s basically white wine,
pomegranate juice
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and fresh fruit.
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Ah, and in a mason jar.
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Ah, it'’s like a real-life
Pinterest post.
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[laughs]:
Yes.
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Uh, hey, sweetie, can I
grab you for just a second?
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Oh, go ahead, I'’ll just have
some of these, uh,
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cut-up veggies
you'’ve labeled "crudité."
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[laughs]
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Uh, hey, Gemma?
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This party'’s a disaster.
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W-Why isn'’t anyone here?
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Sweetie, relax.
It'’s early still.
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And Tina told me maybe
some people are on CP time.
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What'’s that?
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I don'’t know. I think
it means cool people time.
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Well, how do we let
all the cool people know
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that the party'’s ready
to get started?
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I got it.
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Oh, my-- I'’m gonna go
put a balloon outside.
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[chuckles softly]
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Cool balloons, Dave.
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[engine starts]
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[laughs]
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Yeah, well, you'’ll be sorry when
all the cool people show up!
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[soft music playing]
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Just so muscular.
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Tell me, Malcolm,
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what are you doing
for a job these days?
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Actually, I don'’t
have one, Miss Kim.
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Well, you can come to my house.
I'’ll put you to work.
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Hey, uh, uh, Tina?Hmm?
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I need your help.
This party is dying.
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No. Miss Kim is dying,
this party is dead.
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Well, what can I do
to get this thing going?
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Dave, you, you trying
to get turnt?
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Based on context,
yes, I think so.
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Okay. All right,
Gemma, Marty, Malcolm,
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get over here.
We'’re about to
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turn this party up.
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Uh, but not too much.
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I don'’t want Miss Kim
to feel uncomfortable.
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Yeah, I don'’t think
that'’s possible.
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Okay, so how turnt
are we talking?
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Well, totally turnt,
all the way turnt.
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Turnt over.
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Okay, okay.
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Well, I'’m gonna order
some Roscoe'’s.
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Marty, you get on the music,
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Malcolm, you start
texting folks.
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Oh, good, get some
females in here
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who didn'’t used
to babysit me.
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All right, but,
uh, for the record,
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I was having a lovely time.
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Ernie.
Oh!
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Give me another round
for the boys, man.
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Uh-oh.
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If you buying, that means
you lost to them younguns.
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Yeah, oh, Teddy got me
on the last throw.
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Uh-huh. So why are
you smiling, then?
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Because the next game
is for money,
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and I'’m gonna start throwing
with my good hand.
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[laughs]
All right, then.
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There you go.
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Uh, how you been, Calvin?
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Eh, I can'’t complain.
You know, life is good.
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Good enough
to finally leave me a tip?
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[chuckles]
Yeah. Here'’s a tip:
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you'’re too old for tracksuits.
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[laughs] Your wife like it.
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Hey, now... Oh, no, you...[laughs]
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No, you two-faced like that.
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Teddy, hold on.
Teddy, where you going?
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[phones chiming, vibrating]What'’s going on?
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What'’s happening?Oh. Looks like
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there'’s a party in
the neighborhood.
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"Free drinks, free food and
dope beats by DJ Party Marty."
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Where are you going, Ernie?
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[exhales]
This party sounds fly.
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I'’m closing up and changing
into my velour tracksuit.
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But you still got customers.
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Good point.
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Everybody, out!
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Uh, no, no, no. Everybody, stay!
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There'’s a party
down on Evergreen,
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and the booze there is free.
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It'’s free here, too.
Next round'’s on me.
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In fact,
keep that open all night.
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Hey, would you let me know
when that get around $50?
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TINA: Show me
what you got.
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Show me-- you ain'’t
gonna do nothing.
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Not enough.
[laughs]
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This is amazing. I can'’t believe
how many people are here.
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Oh, I can.
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We'’re the Butlers.
That'’s how we do.
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Boom!
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Drink up, sucka.
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Come on, man. If you don'’t
get your head in the game,
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Miss Kim is gonna start
looking like that. Let'’s go!
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[claps hands]Sweetie?
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I'’m-I'm sorry,
don'’t you mean Party King?
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Hit me, Marty!
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[air horn sound effect]
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[laughs softly]
Don'’t you think this party's
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getting a little out of hand?
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I think you'’ve proven
your point to Calvin.
244
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,447
Oh, this isn'’t about Calvin.
It'’s like you said.
245
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,145
This is about meeting
our neighbors.
246
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,321
And I'’ve already met
some really great ones.
247
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,539
Who?
248
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,672
Well, Craig, Dante,
Lil'’ Hatchet.
249
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,631
"Lil'’ Hatchet"?
250
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,633
I know.
251
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:37,549
The name is kind of scary,
but trust me, she'’s really nice.
252
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,990
In the time you'’ve
been nursing that drink,
253
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,948
I could'’ve gotten
five phone numbers.
254
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,036
With your old ass,
255
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,647
one of '’em better be Life Alert.
256
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,259
You see what'’s happening here,
right?
257
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,478
Our community
is being chipped away.
258
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,479
Oh, boy.
259
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,611
No, no, no, no.
260
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,612
Now, come on now.
261
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,396
Marvin'’s Barbecue is now
262
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,397
a coffee shop.
263
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:00,877
Norm'’s Hardware
264
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,923
is a juice bar.All right.
265
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:06,317
And Sondra'’s Beauty Parlor
is a marijuana dispensary.
266
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,058
She always sold weed.
267
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,017
It'’s just legal now.
268
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,758
That is true.
269
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,324
[chuckles]
270
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,848
Well, no matter how much
this neighborhood changes,
271
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,371
my auto shop
272
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,242
and this fine
drinking establishment
273
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,679
will always be here.
274
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,115
Yeah.Yeah.
275
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,377
Yeah, yeah.To you and me, man.
276
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,553
The last of the Mohicans.
277
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:27,208
[chuckles]
278
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,995
Why you not raising your beer?
279
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,171
Look, Calvin,
I ain'’t gonna lie to you.
280
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,347
I'’ve been getting a lot of calls
281
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,045
from people wanting
to buy this place.
282
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,046
What?
283
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,177
How much?
284
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,223
Enough to retire to Méjico.
285
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,486
Which is Spanish
for "I'’m rich there!"
286
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,924
Come on, man.
287
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,187
Think about all the memories
we had.
288
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,972
You know,
289
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,321
it was in that booth right there
290
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,366
that you met your wife.[chuckles] Yeah.
291
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,195
And then that booth right there
where you proposed to her.
292
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,631
And then that booth
293
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:00,894
where she caught you cheating.
294
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,156
Yeah.
295
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,158
Those were good times.
296
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,899
Exactly.
297
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,639
That'’s why you can't sell
this place.
298
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,076
[sighs]
What can I say?
299
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,860
I love the neighborhood.
300
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:13,776
PeroI love Cancún más.
301
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,473
Fine.
302
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,866
You want to go
to the party?
303
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,303
Go ahead. Be a sellout.
304
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,653
Hey, hey, hold up, hold up!
You forgot to pay your tab.
305
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,220
No, I didn'’t.
306
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,482
I'’m about to report
that card stolen.
307
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,139
♪ Go to work,
that girl go to work, work ♪
308
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:32,012
♪ Girl, go to work, that girl
go to work, hey, hey... ♪
309
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,449
Hey.Hey.
310
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,799
We finally meet. I'’ve
been trying to talk to you,[chuckles]
311
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,888
but you'’ve been busy with
your girlfriend over there.
312
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:39,933
[both chuckle]
313
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:49,420
You know, she used
to change my diaper.
314
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,726
Now she wants me
to get in hers.
315
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,119
[laughs]
316
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,468
I'’m Lisa.
317
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,817
Hey, Lisa.
I'’m Malcolm.
318
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,514
Oh, so this is your party.
319
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,038
Chris forwarded me the invite.
320
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,822
Your house is so nice.
321
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,868
You know, actually, I-I...It'’s so cool to meet a guy
322
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,739
who doesn'’t live with
his parents for once.
323
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,610
[chuckles]
I know, right?
324
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,177
[chuckles]
325
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,657
Hey, Malcolm,
this is amazing.
326
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,007
Someone turned my room
into a VIP lounge.
327
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,356
I couldn'’t even get in.
328
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,662
[chuckles]
329
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,142
Does he live here, too?
330
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,970
Yes. Every crew'’s got
to have a white guy
331
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,232
that they can do this to.
332
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,973
Hey, yo, Dave!
333
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,633
Listen up, party people!
334
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,418
Big Mike'’s Tattoo Parlor
is open for business
335
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,681
in the guest bathroom.
He specializes in cover-ups
336
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,770
for all of your failed
relationships.
337
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,033
[chuckles][giggling]
338
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,035
Ooh, hey,
can I say something?
339
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,864
Uh, he-hey, everyone.
340
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:45,433
I just want to thank you all
for coming out tonight and...
341
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,696
w-welcoming us
to the neighborhood.
342
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,872
[whoops]
Dave from the "D"!
343
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,397
Now let'’s keep
this party going.
344
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,617
What time is it? CP time!
345
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,451
[speaking quietly]
346
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,456
No.
347
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,417
I'’m-I'm so sorry
about that.
348
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,681
Uh, I was led to believe
that that meant something else.
349
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,817
Hey, big man.
350
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,167
Who are you?
351
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,168
The valet.
352
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,214
It'’s 20 bucks up front.
353
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,780
How long you gonna be?
354
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,131
The rest of my damn life.
355
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,264
Man, get out of my driveway.
356
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,744
Oh, hey! Calvin!
357
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,355
Guess the balloons worked!
358
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,972
♪
359
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,148
I'’m just gonna take these
from you.
360
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,198
Oh, no, no, no.
Please keep making out.
361
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,852
You look very much in love.
362
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,811
Ooh, yeah. Hey, hey!
363
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,031
Hey, girl, what you in here
doing cleaning up?
364
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,685
This party ain'’t over.
365
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,034
No, it needs to be over now.Mm.
366
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,688
I just saw somebody
wearing my wedding dress.
367
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,691
Well, you and Dave
seem happy.
368
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:10,953
You ain'’t gonna
need it anymore.
369
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,260
[sighs]
370
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,044
How do I shut this down?
371
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:18,091
Do I hide the booze and
tell everyone we ran out?
372
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,528
You know that burned-down house
on the corner of 22nd?
373
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,356
Yeah, they hid the booze, too.
374
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,924
[sighs]
What can I do?
375
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,013
Please, Tina,
I'’m desperate.[sighs]
376
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:30,103
Well, I do know one person
that will shut this party down.
377
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,582
Calvin?
378
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,671
Mm-hmm.Oh, I'’d hate to
do that to Dave.
379
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,027
Oh, hey, Lil'’ Hatchet!
380
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,468
Do it. Do it now.I'’m doing it.
381
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,035
I'’m doing it.
382
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,124
♪
383
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,082
All right!
384
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,997
Party'’s over, people!
385
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,304
If your last name
not Butler or Johnson,
386
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,522
you got to go home!
387
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,177
♪ Let me see you twerk...
388
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:04,528
I'’m always surprised on
how many people live around here
389
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,878
last name Butler or Johnson.
390
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,489
Marty, turn it off.
391
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,360
Everybody, come on, let'’s go!
392
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,709
Let'’s go! It's time to go now.[music stops]
393
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,841
I'’m not playing around here.
394
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,538
Joe, what are you doing here?
395
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,280
You know you on probation.
396
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,761
And, Frank, you a pastor.
Give me that.
397
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,764
And who watching your kids,
Dana?
398
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,331
Huh? You just out here
to party, like--
399
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,419
Oh, there they are right there.
400
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,117
Hey. Hey, little man!
401
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,076
Oh, my God,
it'’s working.
402
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,992
Now if only he could clear
out the garage like this.
403
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,430
Can I walk you home?
404
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,431
I'’d like that.
405
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,128
[both chuckle]
406
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,260
KIM:
Hey.
407
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,435
Where you going with my man?
408
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,305
Yep. Better go.
409
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,873
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
410
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,092
Where'’s everybody going?
411
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,963
I finally got into the VIP room.
412
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,356
Party'’s over, Dave.
413
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,531
I'’m shutting you down.
414
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,967
What?
415
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,925
What do you mean
you'’re shutting me down?
416
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:57,320
Who are you to come into our
home and shut down our party?
417
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,756
Ask your wife.
418
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,150
She begged me to do it.
419
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,109
What? Gemma,
420
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,588
how could you--Because there'’s
a cockfight
421
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,938
going on in our backyard.
422
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,724
Oh. Oh, Tito
and them here?
423
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,987
Shoot, I'’m doing
you a favor.
424
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,207
Okay, you know what, don'’t act
like some kind of hero.
425
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,078
You know you'’re enjoying this.
The only reason you want
426
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,254
this party to be over
is because you don'’t like me.
427
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:21,823
Who says you can'’t do
things for two reasons?
428
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,259
What is your problem,
Calvin?
429
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,696
Why don'’t you like me?
Everyone else here does.
430
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,090
[scoffs]
Says you. Okay, fine.
431
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,005
You know what, let'’s vote. Show
of hands, who here likes me?
432
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,487
Oh... You just gave them
free liquor and chicken.
433
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,749
Of course they like you.
434
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,316
Come on. Everybody,
435
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,405
let'’s wrap this
pilgrim party up. Let'’s go now.
436
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,407
Okay, no, no, no. We'’re not,
we'’re not wrapping anything up.
437
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,018
You and I are gonna settle
this right now, man-to-man.
438
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,020
[all exclaiming]
439
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,457
Oh. Okay, big man.
440
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,590
What you got to say?
441
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,592
Calvin, all I'’ve done
since I'’ve moved in here
442
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,984
was try to be a good neighbor.
443
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,856
I say hi,
I invite you to things,
444
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,945
and all you do is reject me.
445
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,381
How many times
I got to tell you?
446
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,818
I'’m not doing
an escape room with you.
447
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:06,694
I'’m just saying, you're
missing out on a lot of fun.
448
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,871
I don'’t want to be a part
of your white folk nonsense.
449
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,829
There it is.
The truth comes out.
450
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:12,917
We'’re the first white people
to move here,
451
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,484
and suddenly, we'’re the problem.
452
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,312
You know what, man?
I don'’t think so.
453
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,358
Maybe the problem'’s you
because you'’re a jerk.
454
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,968
[all exclaiming]
455
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:24,712
Really? Really?
We oohing at "jerk" now?
456
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,714
Come on, y'’all,
we more hood than that.
457
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,498
And for your information,
458
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,370
you'’re not the first
white people to live here.
459
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,416
Back in the day, this whole
neighborhood was white.
460
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,810
But then my grandparents
moved in,
461
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,161
and all they heard was,
"There goes the neighborhood."
462
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,729
And soon,
463
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,339
all of the white people
moved away,
464
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,168
because they didn'’t want to live
next to black people.
465
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,822
Okay, but that'’s not me.
466
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,606
I want to live here.
467
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,392
Sure, now you do.
468
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,177
See, but when y'’all left,
the community suffered,
469
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,659
and-and we,
we worked hard to restore it.
470
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,356
And now, you want to come back
471
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,228
into our neighborhood
and reclaim it as your own.
472
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,579
Okay, I am not-I am not
trying to reclaim anything.
473
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,451
And I'’m sorry that your family
had to go through that.
474
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,195
It is wrong to make anyone
feel unwelcome
475
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,458
in their own neighborhood.
476
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,243
But isn'’t that kind of
what you'’re doing to me?
477
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,594
[air horn sound effect]
478
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,640
Oops. Uh, that'’s my bad.
479
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,294
My finger slipped.
[chuckles]
480
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,469
All right, that'’s it.
481
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:30,169
Everybody, out.
482
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,735
Oh, is this
where the party'’s at?
483
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,259
I saw the balloons.
484
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:36,000
Ooh, crudité. Mm.
485
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:48,230
Oh, hey, Gemma, good news.
486
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,450
I found your veil.
487
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,803
What are you doing here?
488
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,587
Oh, nothing.
489
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,721
Look, uh, just thought about
what you said earlier,
490
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,898
and, uh, brought you this.
491
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,598
Trash bags?
492
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:12,123
I mean, big party,
you know, big mess.
493
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,434
It was kind of a big party,
wasn'’t it?
494
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,610
I mean, I wouldn'’t call you
the Party King of Pasadena,
495
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,178
but it was a'’ight.
496
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,180
Well, thank you.
497
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,748
You'’re welcome.
498
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,750
You hear what I said?
499
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,404
I said you'’re welcome.
500
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,841
Yeah, I heard you.
501
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,451
I don'’t think you did.
502
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,933
You are welcome.
503
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,109
O-kay.
504
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:48,334
Ah, hell, I tried.
[mumbles]
505
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,336
Why do you keep saying
"You'’re welcome..."
506
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,642
I get it.
507
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,383
I'’m welcome, like, like,
in the neighborhood.
508
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,603
Too late!
I changed my mind.
509
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,300
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