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RONNY: This is my hometown.
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My family likes to go here and here
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and... here.
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This is my family's favorite politician.
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Actually... this is.
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My family likes to watch this.
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I prefer to watch this.
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My family members are
scattered all over Boston.
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My parents live here.
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My sister lives here.
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My brothers live here and here.
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And I live way over here.
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But we always seem to end up over here,
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where we loyally root
for our hometown team.
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- You suck!
- Loser!
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Piece of garbage!
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Hey, Ronny!
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- Ronny.
- Ronny.
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So, who's winning the sports today?
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Just �sports. � No �the. �
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I was kidding. I know
more than you think I know.
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Who are the Celtics playing?
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The Celtics are the green ones,
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and they're playing the... Miami.
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The Miami what?
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The Miami...
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uh, I really want to say... Sound Machine.
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You got to be messing with us.
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You can't be that dumb about sports.
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Hey, if anybody can be that
dumb about sports, it's Ronny.
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Thanks for believing in me, Dad.
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God, I got a lot of kids.
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, there's one that I like.
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Hi, Ronny.
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This game better be over in 20 minutes.
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- Why?
- They want to watch Good Wife.
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BOTH: The Good Wife.
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(phone ringing)
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Don't take that shot!
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ANNOUNCER: It's good!
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(ringing continues) Ooh, great shot!
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Hello?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, thanks for calling.
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Fatty McFadden had a heart attack.
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He's dead.
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Oh, my God. That's awful.
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Should we go to the church
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and light a candle?
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- Yeah.
- That'd be nice.
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We should.
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Or...?
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I mean, I'm just thinking out loud here.
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Fatty was my assistant coach for six years.
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And, I mean,
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basketball was his life.
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He'd probably want us to...
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finish watching the game.
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For Fatty.
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ALL: For Fatty.
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You know, it occurs to me
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another way to honor Fatty's memory...
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would be to order some pizza.
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Good call. I'll dial it up.
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For Fatty.
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As I recall, he also
enjoyed a Caesar salad,
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dressing on the side.
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Oh, and if you're ordering from Giovanni's,
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get the eggplant parm.
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Is what I once heard Fatty say. Mm.
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Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
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No, I can't hold.
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I got six people here, and
we're all overcome with grief!
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ALL: Yeah!
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Sync and corrections by: kDragon
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Hey, how you guys holding up?
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I think he's more upset
than he's letting on.
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Talk to him before we go to the wake.
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You're a psychiatrist.
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High school guidance counselor.
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We're saying the same thing.
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Arthur, this was a huge loss for you.
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Like when I lost Kyra.
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Are you comparing the loss of
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Dad's friend to the cancellation
of Kyra Sedgwick's The Closer?
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Are you saying that The
Closer was canceled?
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Because it wasn't.
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Kyra decided to go out on top, and she did.
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She did.
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Dad, I know we don't talk about feelings,
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or you know, have them,
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but you lost a friend.
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You know, it's okay if you
want to let out the pain.
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Now I need a new assistant coach
to replace that fat bastard.
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(door opening)
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Who's ready for a wake?
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I know. I know! I know!
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I think you look great.
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I know!
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Good for you, Jackie.
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Own it. Unless you can return it.
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Then definitely stop owning it.
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It's okay, Jackie.
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At least you're presenting
at the Academy Awards.
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Thanks, Ma.
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(door opens)
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Hey, guys, you like our suits?
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Gerard and I look like twins again!
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Sean, we have never looked like twins!
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Look at that baby picture.
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In the sixth grade, the teacher
thought you were my father.
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Ma, we can take one car to the wake
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because Katrina's not coming.
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Oh. No.
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Yeah, my girl doesn't like funeral homes.
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I don't need a reason.
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That suit's a little tight, Sean.
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Intentional, Ronny.
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Ladies love it when a guy
squeezes into something tight.
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That's not a suit. It's a sausage casing.
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Dad, he's an idiot,
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which is why I should be
your new assistant coach.
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Dad, as a two-time
Boston Globe All-Star,
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I just want to remind you...
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that I was a two-time
Boston Globe All-Star.
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And also, I'm not a screamer
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like Gerard is with your JV team.
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That's why you play JV!
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That's why you play JV!
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Coaching is all about
volume and repetition.
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Volume and repetition.
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You know,
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a father passing on his kingdom,
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his children fighting...
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this is all very King Lear.
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Thanks, Ronny. Good tidbit.
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We hate plays.
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I would like to pass my
dynasty off to a McCarthy.
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Oh, pick Jackie then.
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She's dressed like she's on Dynasty.
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Dad, if it makes you feel better,
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I'm not going to apply for the job.
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A: because my knowledge of
the basketball is limited.
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And B: I got offered a new job
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as head guidance counselor
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at a really great private school.
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Head guidance counselor?!
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So you're going to be in charge
of all the other psychiatrists?
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I'm gonna let you have that one.
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Where's the school?
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Providence.
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- Rhode Island?!
- Ugh!
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That's not a real state.
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MARJORIE: Oh, my God!
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You're moving to Providence?
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Yes, and I think it's gonna be good for me!
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It's a great job in a fun new city
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with a vibrant gay community.
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Aren't all gay communities vibrant?
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Ronny!
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You're still gay?
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What?
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Yes. I came out two years ago.
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Wow. That's big news.
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Should we have a highball? Mm.
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Isn't 10:00 a.m. a
little early for whiskey?
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Hey, we didn't judge you...
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But it's been a while
since you've dated anybody,
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so I didn't know if you
were still pursuing it.
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Yep.
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Still giving it a go.
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Only now, I'll pursue it in Providence.
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So you think that it will be easier to date
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without the support of your
family in a foreign land?
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Based on past experience, it might be.
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What's wrong, Henry?
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Those people keep staring at me.
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ALL: Ronny! Ronny! Ronny!
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Oh, my God. And they do, too.
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Not my idea.
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I had to come down here.
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You said your date's name was Henry.
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That's a murderer's name.
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That's a murderer's name.
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You told us he was a psychopath.
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Once again, you're mixing up the words
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�psychopath� and �architect. �
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I love you guys,
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and I love that we spend...
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so much time together.
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But I think it's making it
harder for me to meet someone,
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and I really want to meet someone.
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So wear a tighter suit.
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Or just tear apart your family
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and break your mother's heart.
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I'd go with the suit.
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(solemn organ music playing)
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- He was so young and handsome.
- Poor Fatty.
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It's not fair!
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Dramatic much?
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Tone it down, Annette Bening. Okay.
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Now, Ronny, I know that you're determined
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to move to Providence,
but I have to be honest.
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I believe that you will die there.
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Who's Annette Bening now?
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And why are we using her name this way?
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- She's a very nuanced actress.
- Please.
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She's no Sedgwick.
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I know we've had our
differences, Coach Colwell,
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but I appreciate you coming
down to pay your respects.
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It's just a shame Fatty didn't
live to see you coach a team
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all the way to the state title.
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Then again, it would have been
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impossible for him to live forever.
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(laughs)
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Wow.
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That was fast and offensive.
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Unlike your team.
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You know, this is your last chance
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at a title before you retire.
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Maybe Darryl Silver can help.
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Hmm. He's moving to Boston.
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I understand he's choosing
between my school and yours.
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He's an All-American!
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Darryl Silver might play for Dad!
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Yes! Yes!
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Why are we hugging?! Get away from me.
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We all know Darryl's gonna
play for me at St. Barnabus.
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His mom's calling me any
minute now to make it official.
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Maybe she's calling him any minute now
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to make it �official-er. �
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Don't sink to his level, Sean.
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Today's about grieving,
not about recruiting.
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(phone ringing)
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(quietly): Mrs. Silver?
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No, no, no. A perfect time.
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Like the suit.
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- Nice and tight, right?
- (sultry laugh) Yeah.
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You're kidding me, right?
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Oh. Look who's here.
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I thought you might be at a more
happening wake in Providence.
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Why can't you be happy for me?
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Because... Don't make me say it.
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What? Just say it.
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- Don't make me say it.
- Say it!
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- You're my best friend.
- Oh...
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You made me say it!
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I didn't know what �it� was!
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Mom, the truth is...
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you're my best friend.
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- Oh!
- No! That's not a good thing!
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I'm a
29-year-old man.
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My social life should be more
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than watching The Good Wife with my mother.
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You could go out. We could DVR it.
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Oh, I could never wait.
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No, me, neither.
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That's great news, Mrs. Silver. Thanks.
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Hey, we did, buddy. We did it!
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If we could all bow our heads in prayer...
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Can you put a pin in that, Father?
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'Cause I got some really great news.
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Darryl Silver will play
for our team this year.
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00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:33,096
(excited murmurs, chatter)
267
00:10:33,097 --> 00:10:34,965
ARTHUR: I... really wish
268
00:10:34,966 --> 00:10:37,267
that Fatty could be here, but...
269
00:10:37,268 --> 00:10:40,770
he's busy coaching a team up in Heaven now.
270
00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:44,674
And those dead kids are lucky to have him.
271
00:10:46,244 --> 00:10:48,545
I have also chosen a new assistant coach
272
00:10:48,546 --> 00:10:51,581
that I know that Fatty
would definitely approve of-
273
00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:53,149
my son...
274
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,485
Ronny.
275
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,054
(laughs): - Ronny?
- What?!
276
00:10:58,055 --> 00:10:59,556
Who, me?
277
00:10:59,557 --> 00:11:02,025
Oh, no, thank you. (clears throat)
278
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,762
In fact, I'd like to
give Ronny the basketball
279
00:11:05,763 --> 00:11:09,098
that Fatty's holding as a symbol
of the passing of the guard.
280
00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:10,433
(whispers)
281
00:11:10,434 --> 00:11:13,753
But it's glued to his hands, so we can't.
282
00:11:13,754 --> 00:11:16,570
(whispers)
283
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,530
GERARD: You chose Ronny?!
284
00:11:21,531 --> 00:11:23,132
You might as well pick Mom.
285
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,767
Or Mike D'Antoni. Yeah.
286
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,703
Hey, don't lump me in with D'Antoni.
287
00:11:27,704 --> 00:11:30,172
Marjorie, stop pumping
on the brakes so much.
288
00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:31,874
Arthur, stop being legally unable
289
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:34,042
to drive at night so much.
290
00:11:34,844 --> 00:11:36,612
Why didn't you pick me, Dad?
291
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,847
The players love me. I'm their JV coach.
292
00:11:38,848 --> 00:11:40,749
And I'm their math teacher.
293
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:43,352
That's why you take remedial math.
294
00:11:43,353 --> 00:11:46,688
That's why you take remedial math.
295
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:49,024
Ronny, this may sound
crazy, but my gut tells me
296
00:11:49,025 --> 00:11:50,726
that you'd be really good at this.
297
00:11:50,727 --> 00:11:52,227
Me?!
298
00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:53,195
Really, Dad?
299
00:11:53,196 --> 00:11:55,030
Yes. Really.
300
00:11:55,031 --> 00:11:57,833
- Gross!
- I think I'm gonna boot.
301
00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:59,534
You should just stay here and coach.
302
00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:01,203
I'd really love to spend more time
303
00:12:01,204 --> 00:12:02,871
with the son I know the least.
304
00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:04,106
You would?
305
00:12:04,107 --> 00:12:06,074
Do me a favor-
sleep on it?
306
00:12:06,075 --> 00:12:08,877
You know what, Dad? I will.
307
00:12:08,878 --> 00:12:11,847
(sarcastic tone): You
know what, Dad? I will.
308
00:12:11,848 --> 00:12:14,816
I don't think he's talking to you, Gerard.
309
00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:19,454
(insistent knocking on door)
310
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,258
Decided yet?
311
00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:24,826
You told me to sleep on it.
312
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,828
I didn't mean that. I
mean, it's just something
313
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,230
you say, like, "have a nice trip."
314
00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:31,199
Why wouldn't you want
people to have a nice trip?
315
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,702
I'm supposed to have a parade
because somebody's going to Florida?
316
00:12:33,703 --> 00:12:34,903
We should go to Florida.
317
00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:37,272
Why are you here?
318
00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:38,406
I'm just the driver.
319
00:12:38,407 --> 00:12:40,175
This is between the two of you.
320
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,876
Come on, Ronny, I need an answer.
321
00:12:41,877 --> 00:12:44,412
Dad, it means a lot to me that you asked.
322
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,114
And even though I'm moving to Providence,
323
00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:48,116
we can still spend more time together.
324
00:12:48,117 --> 00:12:49,484
It's not that far away.
325
00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:52,320
Ronny, please, I really
want you to do this.
326
00:12:52,321 --> 00:12:53,755
Arthur, stop badgering him.
327
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:55,657
Ronny, don't stay in
Boston because your father
328
00:12:55,658 --> 00:12:57,525
is manipulating you.
329
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,694
But maybe do it because...
330
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,629
I'm sick.
331
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,566
Oh, really?
332
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,968
What's wrong?
333
00:13:06,969 --> 00:13:09,871
They don't know yet-
they just know that...
334
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,242
I'm sick.
335
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:15,710
You are such a liar.
336
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,311
What is wrong with you?
337
00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:18,412
They don't know yet.
338
00:13:18,413 --> 00:13:20,448
Mom, stop it!
339
00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:22,850
I'm just trying to live my life
340
00:13:22,851 --> 00:13:24,352
and maybe meet someone.
341
00:13:24,353 --> 00:13:26,587
Why can't you get on board with that?
342
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:29,290
Ronny, stop picking on your mother.
343
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,926
She's not the bad one here. I am.
344
00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:35,162
The truth is, the... the
real reason I asked you
345
00:13:35,163 --> 00:13:39,533
to coach with me is that
Darryl Silver's mother is a Les.
346
00:13:40,802 --> 00:13:42,970
Bian.
347
00:13:44,272 --> 00:13:46,774
Fine. She's "bein" a "Les".
348
00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:48,776
The point is
349
00:13:48,777 --> 00:13:50,477
that she wants her son to play
350
00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:51,946
for a tolerant and gay-friendly school,
351
00:13:51,947 --> 00:13:54,181
and when I told her that my gay son
352
00:13:54,182 --> 00:13:55,983
was my new assistant,
353
00:13:55,984 --> 00:13:58,586
she said that Darryl would play for me.
354
00:14:00,355 --> 00:14:03,958
So... you were trying to use me.
355
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:07,928
Let me put this in a way
that you'll understand.
356
00:14:07,929 --> 00:14:09,463
Foul!
357
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:19,892
Are you sure this'll work?
358
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,627
We got to make it up to him. No, I promise.
359
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,429
This'll make Ronny forgive you and me.
360
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,630
He'll see we're not monsters,
361
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,199
we're a loving, supportive family.
362
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,668
Here he is! Beat it, old man!
363
00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:30,670
- Okay, what's the emergency?
- Yeah, hurry up.
364
00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:32,772
In here. They're dying!
365
00:14:32,773 --> 00:14:35,408
OTHERS: Surprise!
366
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:37,677
We made you a gay bar!
367
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,846
We know that you're moving to Providence,
368
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:45,818
but for tonight, enjoy
Boston's Men Who Love Men!
369
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,854
Ronny, you remember Phillip,
the singer from church.
370
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,123
Hey...
371
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,460
But did you know he was gay?
372
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,796
I had a hunch.
373
00:14:56,797 --> 00:14:59,064
But I'm not a practicing homosexual.
374
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,667
The church says I can
have homosexual desires,
375
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,702
I just can't act on them.
376
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,404
And how is that working out?
377
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,874
It's a struggle. (giggles)
378
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,377
Ronny, this is Ken-he's a
nurse at my doctor's office.
379
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,612
- Hi, Ken. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Ronny.
380
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,147
- You're not gay, are you, Ken?
- Nope.
381
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:18,984
Well, I took a shot.
Isn't this fun! (laughs)
382
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,887
Lesbian.
383
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:25,124
Best I could do. I work at
a lot of basketball camps.
384
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,059
These are the gays I meet.
385
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:30,162
Hey, Ronny, I made some special cocktails.
386
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,530
Some Man-tinis,
387
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,565
a Ba-man-a
daiquiri,
388
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,601
and a Man-hattan.
389
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,670
I didn't even have to
change the name on that.
390
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,305
No, thank you.
391
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,743
- Can I tell you a secret?
- Oh, no, did you get another DUl?
392
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,713
No. And I'm pretty sure I won't get one
393
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,649
for the next nine months.
394
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,452
- Did you guess what the secret is?
- Yeah, I think so.
395
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,554
Jackie, are you kidding me?
396
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,222
Who's the father?
397
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,990
I can't really say.
398
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,393
But recently, we attended his wake.
399
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,830
- Did you guess who it was?
- Yes!
400
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:05,997
Does anyone else know?
401
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,233
No. And I'm not gonna
say anything right now.
402
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,501
Tonight's about you.
403
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,602
What are you guys gabbing about?
404
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,404
I'm pregnant!
405
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,641
Sorry, Ronny, he backed me into a corner.
406
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,176
MARJORIE: Oh, my God!
407
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,245
Really, Jackie? Who's the father?
408
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,279
It's Fatty.
409
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,148
I'm pregnant
410
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,549
with Fatty McFadden's baby.
411
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,251
Oh, my God!
412
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:30,588
Oh, is this one of those
murder mystery things?
413
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,491
What do you mean, you and Fatty?
414
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,393
Yes. We were lovers.
415
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,294
You were?!
416
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,662
Well, fine, it was one time
417
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,930
after the Hyde Park game.
418
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,466
That was a great game.
419
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,736
I would've slept with Fatty that night.
420
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,039
Fatty's baby?
421
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,842
That's gonna be a rough delivery.
422
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,677
Everything's gonna be rough...
423
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,913
because I'm gonna be all alone.
424
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,115
- Oh, you're not gonna be alone.
- Yes...
425
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,816
Right, Mom?
426
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:05,256
No, she is.
427
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,426
He's dead.
428
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,262
Jackie, Jackie...
429
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,965
I think you're gonna be a good mother.
430
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,399
Really?
431
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,501
How do you figure?
432
00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:19,303
I'm gonna help you.
433
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,972
Oh, my God, really?
434
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,008
(groaning): - Yeah...
- (laughs)
435
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,444
We're all gonna help you. Right?
436
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,113
'Cause we're a family
and we support each other.
437
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:32,483
Boring. Should we just guess
who committed the murder?
438
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,421
Jackie, you okay?
439
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,157
All right, everybody raise your glass.
440
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,193
Not you, Madonna.
441
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,162
To our first grandchild.
442
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:49,033
- May it be healthy and able to go to its left.
- Yeah!
443
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,843
That's right-
playing for two now.
444
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:03,280
Look, I'm really sorry
about that coaching thing.
445
00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:05,783
It's okay. I'm sure I'm
not the first gay man
446
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,819
whose father used him to try
to recruit a basketball player
447
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,387
whose mother is a lesbian.
448
00:18:10,388 --> 00:18:12,890
That makes me feel better.
449
00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:17,261
So, when are you leaving for Rhode Island?
450
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,563
Actually, I'm not sure I'm gonna go.
451
00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,331
Feeling a little torn.
452
00:18:21,332 --> 00:18:23,467
You're staying? He's staying!
453
00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:24,501
All right! Hey!
454
00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:26,470
I said "torn. " He said "torn."
455
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:27,671
Calm down, everybody!
456
00:18:27,672 --> 00:18:29,373
Why are you torn?
457
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,675
Well, on one hand, it'd be a new city
458
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,377
and a great opportunity...
459
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,413
and on the other, you guys
did throw me a gay bar,
460
00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:38,882
which was really... sweet.
461
00:18:38,883 --> 00:18:40,517
And awkward. And at times, offensive.
462
00:18:40,518 --> 00:18:41,852
You're welcome.
463
00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:43,520
Plus, there's gonna be a baby.
464
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:45,856
I'm gonna be an uncle.
465
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:48,492
So, what are you gonna do?
466
00:18:48,493 --> 00:18:50,394
Give me the ball.
467
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,829
- You want the ball?
- Yeah, give me the ball.
468
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:55,532
Don't give him that
ball-he'll kill himself.
469
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,934
If I make it, I'm going to Providence.
470
00:18:57,935 --> 00:18:59,569
If I miss it, I'll stay.
471
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:00,837
Miss it. Miss it.
472
00:19:00,838 --> 00:19:03,239
OTHERS: Miss it! Miss it! Miss it!
473
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,742
Miss it! Miss it! Miss...
474
00:19:06,544 --> 00:19:09,012
Well, that took a turn.
475
00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:11,314
Nice shot, Ronny.
476
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:12,415
Have fun in Providence.
477
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:13,717
I'm gonna miss you, buddy.
478
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:15,251
Guys, wait.
479
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,655
Swear to God, I was trying to miss it.
480
00:19:18,656 --> 00:19:19,823
Why?
481
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:22,425
I don't want to go to Providence.
482
00:19:22,426 --> 00:19:25,595
Believe it or not, I think
I'd really miss you guys.
483
00:19:25,596 --> 00:19:28,097
I was trying to do
this-give me the ball.
484
00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:34,604
Oh, my God, what the hell!
485
00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:37,240
But you get my point, right? I'm staying.
486
00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:38,741
Oh, thank God! Oh, he's not gonna
487
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,110
go to that godforsaken wasteland of a city.
488
00:19:41,111 --> 00:19:42,679
Did you see those shots?
489
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,714
I don't know, maybe I should coach.
490
00:19:44,715 --> 00:19:45,915
Of course you should.
491
00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,750
That way I could spend every day
492
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,319
with the best kid I could ever hope for.
493
00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:52,955
Darryl Silver.
494
00:19:52,956 --> 00:19:55,124
Come on, I'm just kidding.
495
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,559
You.
496
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,828
Spend every day with you.
497
00:19:58,829 --> 00:20:00,696
I'd really like that.
498
00:20:00,697 --> 00:20:03,699
You're gonna let Ronny coach 'cause
he hit a couple of garbage shots?
499
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,402
I saw a dog on YouTube hit those shots.
500
00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:08,571
He's better than you, Gerard.
501
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,406
He's better than all of you.
502
00:20:10,407 --> 00:20:12,908
You know what he is?
503
00:20:12,909 --> 00:20:14,410
He's The Closer.
504
00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:16,045
Oh, Mom, come on.
505
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:17,680
I'm no Kyra Sedgwick.
506
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:19,415
Oh, Ronny.
507
00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:21,384
Course you're not. Nobody is.
508
00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:27,962
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509
00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:29,722
Good night, Ronny.
510
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,626
You're my favorite.
511
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,708
Good night, Sean.
512
00:20:34,546 --> 00:20:35,986
You're my favorite.
513
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:38,807
Good night, Gerard.
514
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,802
You're my favorite.
515
00:20:42,052 --> 00:20:43,841
Good night, Jackie.
516
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,021
I'm gonna need that plate back.
517
00:20:46,071 --> 00:20:50,621
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