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Anyone who thinks we know fuck all
about owt should watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
literally, literally
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taking the grass from its own roots!
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And now you've got
your ConDemNation...
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Liberals noshing Tories like
altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national fucking
stroke...
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Or what?
Is revolution a word...
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or was it never?
Anybody watching...
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needs to know, we cope better than
average with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
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we live in Manchester
and they charge us for water.
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found...
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
Paaaarty!
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Unless you get nicked,
married or sectioned,
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nobody can tell you what to do.
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I've got three weddings this month,
old mates stepping up, looking tall.
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Being in charge. Fiona was sixteen
when she took over this family.
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Debbie was about eleven... well...
eleven or twelve. Lip never did,
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but only cos he was born
knowing about that kind of stuff.
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I'm twenty-one
and never been asked!
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Is he sulking?
Is he fuck.
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Who my age gives this up for that?
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Being a best man is as in charge
as I wanna be.
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Micky this, Micky that... Micky who?
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Micky Foodchain Ringpiece,
that's who.
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I've got nasal sprays, throat sprays,
skin like Grandma's
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and I'm wheezing like someone
who's got a note for games.
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That only started the day...
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exactly the day when they
fitted that new boiler.
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Sunday, I burnt a cake
and broke a nail.
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Two things in one day.
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Just turn it off!
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It's freezing.
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It's summer.
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It's East Manchester!
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It can't be fucking hayfever!
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Who's fucking arguing?
And stop swearing back!
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Ask why she won't change the boiler.
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Nobody else is whingeing, cos there's
nothing wrong with the boiler
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cos the boiler does exactly
what a boiler is meant to do...
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Just like the last one did!
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Until the gas chap twigged
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we'd piped into next door's
and condemned us with it.
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Have we heard? Are they prosecuting?
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Nah!
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Only turns out his wife's one of me
best clients cos she's a total fuck-up.
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Mam!
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Micky!
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It's me...
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or the boiler.
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Give us a shout if you
need anything, Cynth!
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Back to nearly normal, yes -
two secs!
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Bang on cue, missus!
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Who the fuck says
"Happy Wedding", you knob!?
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All right, so the next time there's
a funeral we just stick up DEAD?
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Get this finished, then sort
your kid out... Micky... Fullmoon.
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Why? Where?
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Talking about moving to Sydney
for good. Upstairs.
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Guess who's mam's chucked me out?
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ALARM BEEPS
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Shit!
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Did you get it out?
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Little fuckers. Has Marty gone?
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Yeah.
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He's in a bit of a rush
so he asked me to give you this.
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Took two Pot Snacks, two beans -
bigguns, crackers, teabags - cheapest.
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Cheers, Kel.
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Why'd you say Sydney?
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I didn't. I let "Sitges" slip then flipped
it round to Sydney before Karen twigged.
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Bum Boy Barca Sitges?
Cooking in thongs, and that?
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And how would you know, Jedward?
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Look, don't start,
right, because things got said.
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Over a boiler? Are you serious!?
Boiler, what?
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You weren't kicked out.
Mum doesn't know you're gone.
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She's just seen you taking bags out
for the bins.
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Just?
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Five hours ago. And they're
not binbags, they're clothes. See!
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Micky, go home.
You're sorry, you've calmed down.
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Fuck off!
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I will literally die.
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I'm twenny-six.
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You don't flick ears at twenny-six!
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Right, couple of nights, tops.
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For that, you help us cover
the bar for this wedding do.
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Sound.
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Shifting already.
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KNOCKING
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Fuck's sake!
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Why didn't you open up?
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Could've been the filth.
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For lifting from Chesney's
and trying to burn his shop down?
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They'd come in through the window.
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From a skip outside the youth club.
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You had company?
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Not since you were here last.
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I just wanted you to know it'd be
better if you kept your distance.
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You said. Last time I saw you.
I know but - safer. It might be safer to...
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Cos of Shane? Cos of Shane.
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Might get the wrong end
of the stick. Like last time.
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Don't want that happening again.
All just a misunderstanding.
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Him being the jealous type.
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There's nothing to be jealous of.
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If there had been.
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Possessive, I think.
More than jealous.
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He's your husband.
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Yeah.
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Either way,
best if I kept my distance.
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You OK with that?
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Have to be.
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See you, then.
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Yeah.
Look after yourself and stuff.
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You too.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Save your breath.
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Them lot'll be over there.
You're on the tables with me.
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But I still get to
wear a special t-shirt?
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What you going on about, Cynthia?
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It's a scratchcard -
you scratch it.
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But it doesn't say where.
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Lucky me.
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Hey up, there you go.
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What am I dropping now?
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Few chromosomes.
Left. Left foot.
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Near the toilets.
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Oh, well. Bastards! Send all
your winners to Cheshire pubs, eh!
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It's a no, then?
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You can't be helped. It's all right,
couple of stitches, it'll mend.
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Boss wants a word, Frank.
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What, who?
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The woman's poorly, you scrubber.
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So?! You know she'd be licking it
if I hadn't put the time in!
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How in god's name is that not mine?
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Go on... fifty each?
You know she will.
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She'll have it on her cornflakes,
the pointless old window licker.
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I made a speech! Me!
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You said they were posh.
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I said they had money.
You watch 'em drink!
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OAPS...
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(HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY)
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Cynthia!
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More voddy, less red.
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Not gonna get changed?
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In my family, first thing a bride
sees when she walks into church...
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Aisle. Altar. Hymn.
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Mam!
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Maaaaam!
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Someone get her a big drink
on me!
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That's for later.
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Someone get her a cardigan, man,
she must be about 60!
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♪ Nessun dorma-aaaaaaa! ♪
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None shall fucking sleep
tonight. Right, I'll have...
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Easy, money bags.
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One of them,
one of them and two of them.
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Now, 'ere, 'ere, 'ere! Listen!
Listen!
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Listen! Listen!! Right, state
your name and how you're pleading!
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There's a banker, a taxpayer
and a little single parent
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on housing benefits,
all sitting round
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this table with a plate of twelve
biscuits to split between 'em.
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Banker's straight in, nabbing eleven
of 'em. Straight in the pocket!
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Right... he turns to the
taxpayer and he says...
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"Watch that thieving cunt.
Keep an eye on your biscuit, mate!"
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Yeah, but while them two are
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swapping email addresses,
he's having their laptops.
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What the fuck have you been up to?
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Oh, yeah... it's me!
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I'd fuck off Frank,
before they eat you.
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North Manchester Police today
confirmed that gun crime levels
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were at their lowest since 1998.
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Tonight a pensioner was brutally
assaulted in her home in Belvedere Road.
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Detectives found traces of new green
paint close to the crime scene...
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possibly from footwear...
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and they urge anyone with information
to call their confidential helpline
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on 08081 570 999.
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Cynthia!?
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Frank.
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Police have this morning confirmed
that the pensioner
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violently assaulted in her home
in Belvedere Road
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is Miss Cynthia Rose Feltz.
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Miss Feltz was found
when a neighbour...
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We must fight crimes like this
with zero tolerance...
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Miss Feltz, who has no next of kin,
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was thought to have been carrying
a large sum of money.
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Here you go, Frank.
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Cheers, Stafford!
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Don't forget fat's the new black,
so you'll be laughing with Babs.
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I'll walk from here.
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I've got a medical this afternoon
so it'll help if I look fucked.
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Fuck off, dickhead.
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Full English when anybody's ready.
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Who disappeared after
Cynthia went home?
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Everybody, eventually.
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Frank. And who got refused credit
before he left here, lagging?
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Jamie, Frank's a lot of
things but he's not that.
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Yeah? Who tried nicking
her scratchcard swag
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before she knew she'd won?
He left lagging and cadging...
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Yeah, and then bounced back later
chucking twenties about? Frank!
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He'll be a lot of things in a
dozen bags when I find the nonce.
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Jamie, speak to him.
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And don't give it that on Facebook
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because you know nothing,
and it's Frank's name on the line.
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Yeah, and his head.
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Like you've never robbed purses?
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Yeah, but not since school.
There's lines you don't cross.
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The poor cow's retarded,
and raspberries is a no-no.
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Patty. Last night, where'd you
and Frank been before the Jockey?
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Excuse me! Last night
I went line dancing on my tod,
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being ignored or insulted,
as per usual.
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Somebody said they saw you in a taxi
together laughing your tits off.
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I was waiting for the last bus
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from line dancing.
Frank rolls up in a taxi.
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I'm not quick enough,
so he drags us in.
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Couldn't understand
a word the man said,
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and happy to be with him
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only until his money ran out
and I had to buy me own drinks.
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Then I shot to the buffet.
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So where did his money come from?
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Well, he wouldn't know, never has!
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Hence me thinking,
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it's either fighting or gambling,
to explain the big spender.
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But he didn't have a bruise on him,
the gimp.
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'Male Maguires should be banned'
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from ever thinking in pairs,
they're lethal!
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And you're dafter than them
for listening to it!
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Kelly, I saw it. Ask Shane!
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We had to practically stop Frank
from nicking her prize card.
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So? He'd nick prams
if he didn't hate babies.
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Don't make him a granny-basher.
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He left straight after her
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and was back buying
doubles and bubbles.
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Is it in there? The Cynthia
thing off the radio? Give it here.
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Take the freebie.
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Have you ever seen
a barrel scraped so low?
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Literally can't give 'em away.
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Oh.
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35 rental. 50 deposit.
They're keeping the lot
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because somebody got fucking
green paint on it! What?
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Medics had to resuscitate her
in the ambulance.
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Hiya, Avril. Mam, Kell's
still round there with Lady Gaga,
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so I haven't locked up.
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I want this on the streets
and round your mates.
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00:15:39,053 --> 00:15:42,132
Mimi Maguire is putting up a grand
247
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:44,533
for the name of the fucker
who did this.
248
00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:47,212
You serious? A grand?
249
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:50,173
You don't even like her.
250
00:15:57,973 --> 00:16:02,012
I'm organising a whip-round
for Cynthia, poor cow.
251
00:16:02,013 --> 00:16:06,412
Door to door, the lot. Cos we
want everyone chipping into this.
252
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,653
Not in here, Frank.
We've already got one on.
253
00:16:11,813 --> 00:16:13,812
Oh, Carl...
254
00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:16,412
Just a five. Ten! Till Thursday-ish.
255
00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:17,853
C'mon. Fucking...
256
00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:40,692
Oh! Fuck, that's me bus fare.
257
00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:42,573
I've got a fucking medical,
which is...
258
00:16:42,574 --> 00:16:44,612
Thought you were just
taxis these days, Frank.
259
00:16:44,613 --> 00:16:46,093
Eh? Leave it, Butch.
260
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:49,733
Yes, Kel?
261
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:52,932
Er, chilli and chips
and a vodka tonic.
262
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,053
Bring it over.
263
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,092
Thank you.
264
00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:57,453
Oh! All right, Frank.
265
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,533
Hiya.
266
00:17:13,773 --> 00:17:16,332
If they think you're with me,
nobody'll touch your car.
267
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,693
I'm safe.
268
00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:24,413
(They're police.)
269
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:29,492
Sorry, Frank, yours is here, mate.
270
00:17:29,493 --> 00:17:32,772
You didn't leave
a mobile phone, did you?
271
00:17:32,773 --> 00:17:37,532
Er, if it's got credit on it,
it's probably mine.
272
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:39,853
You're Cynthia Feltz's employers,
is that right?
273
00:17:39,854 --> 00:17:42,612
Give her a few bob every now
and again to keep her busy.
274
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:43,731
Look, if this is bad news...
275
00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:45,333
Relax. She proved us all wrong
276
00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:47,932
and regained consciousness
an hour or so back.
277
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,332
Has she said who...?
278
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:52,012
She's not talking yet,
but she seems to know where she is.
279
00:17:52,013 --> 00:17:53,372
She didn't before.
280
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:57,172
I just meant...
281
00:17:57,173 --> 00:17:59,453
Whoa! Just that she didn't before!
282
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:05,693
What's the score, then?
283
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,291
What's all this,
people blanking me dad?
284
00:18:10,292 --> 00:18:12,453
They're not very keen
on what he might've done.
285
00:18:12,454 --> 00:18:13,932
As in?
286
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,813
Cynthia.
287
00:18:17,773 --> 00:18:19,653
Cynthia's nothing to do with you,
is she?
288
00:18:19,654 --> 00:18:23,332
Related to that parcel? Fuck off!
289
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,692
No, the kicking.
290
00:18:24,693 --> 00:18:29,172
It's just your name keeps surfacing,
Frank, and it's not just me.
291
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:32,573
There's others whispering
and I'm picking stuff up.
292
00:18:34,133 --> 00:18:38,572
Fractured skull, broken ribs,
fucked-up windpipe.
293
00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:40,293
Me?
294
00:18:41,613 --> 00:18:44,052
I said I was sorry before I asked,
295
00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:46,213
precisely to avoid this
getting ugly, Frank.
296
00:18:48,373 --> 00:18:50,213
Let you down, did it?
297
00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:05,012
'Your dad's name's coming up too
many times to be guesswork, Carl.'
298
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:05,933
From who?
299
00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:08,172
Some you know, some you won't.
300
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:10,331
But too many want to string him up
to ignore.
301
00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:12,293
You're not right in the
fucking head, you lot!
302
00:19:12,294 --> 00:19:13,932
Watch your mouth, Gallagher.
303
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:16,131
How long've you known him?
When has he ever
304
00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:17,371
laid into anybody round here?
305
00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:18,811
What, discounting his kids?
306
00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,293
You never twatted your own?
307
00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:23,053
And if that's a no, do shit-thick
wankers run in your family?
308
00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:30,893
Who the fuck do you think you are,
Maguire?
309
00:19:30,894 --> 00:19:32,893
Whoa! Fucking hell!
310
00:19:38,493 --> 00:19:41,093
You fucking better run, Gallagher!
311
00:19:51,813 --> 00:19:53,452
What you saying about my dad?
312
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:56,852
Karen Maguire asked me
questions I gave honest answers to.
313
00:19:56,853 --> 00:19:59,972
Pack your bags
and get the fuck out of his house.
314
00:19:59,973 --> 00:20:04,252
Carl, I've repeated nothing
I didn't see with my own eyes.
315
00:20:04,253 --> 00:20:05,933
So where did "coked off his tits"
come from?
316
00:20:05,934 --> 00:20:07,932
I can tell gak from gossip.
317
00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:10,012
This smells a bit off.
318
00:20:10,013 --> 00:20:12,332
'We were back in the Jockey.'
319
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:16,372
Ah, fuck! I'm on Warfarin, you cunt!
320
00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:21,653
Off his tits, Carl. I swear!
321
00:20:24,853 --> 00:20:28,052
Nobody wants your dad
involved in this.
322
00:20:28,053 --> 00:20:30,372
But you need to see what
we've been looking at.
323
00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:32,171
And people don't
speak to me like that.
324
00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:32,971
Where?
325
00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:34,131
Nowhere, actually!
326
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,093
No, where are we going?
327
00:20:35,094 --> 00:20:36,693
Apollo side of Ardwick.
328
00:20:43,253 --> 00:20:45,612
Branson, this is Carl,
a friend and neighbour.
329
00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:48,692
Carl, Branson,
a colleague every third Sunday.
330
00:20:48,693 --> 00:20:51,453
Just show Carl
what I saw earlier, Branson.
331
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,572
This is Frank dancing
outside Panama 2.
332
00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:57,652
Now Cinnamon Street.
333
00:20:57,653 --> 00:20:59,533
It's a bit ropier
than I'd like, but...
334
00:21:01,853 --> 00:21:06,372
Round that corner's
where Cynthia lives, right?
335
00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:09,812
And 62 minutes later,
coming back this way.
336
00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:11,893
Hailing a taxi.
Where did he get the money?
337
00:21:13,853 --> 00:21:17,812
I didn't make it up, Carl.
These pictures speak for themselves.
338
00:21:17,813 --> 00:21:19,373
Your dad's in deep shit.
339
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,972
So you're experiencing
about two fits a month?
340
00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:26,932
Correct.
341
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:29,413
You still getting pain down
the right of your neck?
342
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,652
Yeah, it's worse, if anything.
343
00:21:31,653 --> 00:21:34,372
Any falling injuries
when you have the fits?
344
00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:35,692
No.
345
00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:36,973
You're what, six foot?
346
00:21:36,974 --> 00:21:40,052
That's a long way to horizontal
without bumps and bruising.
347
00:21:40,053 --> 00:21:42,812
I'm mostly on me arse
when they strike.
348
00:21:42,813 --> 00:21:45,492
So what's this lot?
349
00:21:45,493 --> 00:21:46,893
Eh?
350
00:21:48,453 --> 00:21:51,012
The fuck?!
351
00:21:51,013 --> 00:21:56,052
Well, if you're surprised, I don't
know what the wife's gonna think.
352
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,693
When you've got dressed, you can go.
353
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:28,252
Oy!
354
00:22:28,253 --> 00:22:30,373
Dad!
355
00:22:37,973 --> 00:22:39,211
If you help us shift a bit of
furniture for a mate,
356
00:22:39,212 --> 00:22:40,253
there's a tenner in it for you.
357
00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:42,333
Tell him it's 20 or he's had it.
358
00:22:48,093 --> 00:22:50,573
No, sack that. Not in here.
359
00:22:55,893 --> 00:22:58,973
MUSIC PLAYS
360
00:23:02,773 --> 00:23:04,053
You all right?
361
00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:08,693
♪ Walking down round the room singing
stormy weather
362
00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:13,932
♪ At 57 Mount Pleasant Street
363
00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,093
♪ Now it's the same... ♪
364
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,253
Smoke if you want.
365
00:23:19,973 --> 00:23:24,053
♪ You can fight the sleep
but not the dream
366
00:23:26,693 --> 00:23:29,373
♪ Things ain't cooking... ♪
367
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:37,373
♪ If you try at first
but you can't succeed
368
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:43,053
♪ If you try at first
but you can't succeed
369
00:23:44,693 --> 00:23:49,372
♪ If you try at first
but you can't succeed
370
00:23:49,373 --> 00:23:53,492
♪ Da di dah di dah
371
00:23:53,493 --> 00:23:56,932
♪ Fix you... ♪
372
00:23:56,933 --> 00:24:00,092
I got up and sang a top notch
version of that at
373
00:24:00,093 --> 00:24:02,812
Manny Holden's pre-trial party.
374
00:24:02,813 --> 00:24:05,412
(LAUGHS)
375
00:24:05,413 --> 00:24:10,692
We'd been on mushrooms his
twisted wife had brewed up for us...
376
00:24:10,693 --> 00:24:13,852
just twatted,
377
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:16,652
totally twatted...
378
00:24:16,653 --> 00:24:19,813
(LAUGHS)
379
00:24:22,653 --> 00:24:25,132
I couldn't believe me eyes when
380
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:30,852
they played that tape at his wake
when he copped-out at Strangeways.
381
00:24:30,853 --> 00:24:32,093
Dad.
382
00:24:32,094 --> 00:24:37,212
Hang on. A) I can't remember a thing
383
00:24:37,213 --> 00:24:39,892
about that night with the
mushrooms, Manny and the singing.
384
00:24:39,893 --> 00:24:43,692
Not just as in normal "can't"
385
00:24:43,693 --> 00:24:47,012
like waking up in Fallowfield
between that
386
00:24:47,013 --> 00:24:49,452
fat, black, spotty bird and her mam.
387
00:24:49,453 --> 00:24:51,653
I mean...
388
00:24:53,053 --> 00:24:56,652
There on stage
389
00:24:56,653 --> 00:25:02,893
like belting Fix You out...
390
00:25:05,493 --> 00:25:08,613
which still scares me shitless
because, B)...
391
00:25:10,773 --> 00:25:13,173
I couldn't sing it sober
if I tried.
392
00:25:19,453 --> 00:25:22,053
I didn't think I was capable.
393
00:25:25,093 --> 00:25:30,412
If it was you and I've to
hear it from anyone else,
394
00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:32,332
that'd be us finished.
395
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,813
You know that, don't you?
396
00:25:42,293 --> 00:25:44,893
And I haven't a fucking
clue where I got these.
397
00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:51,493
What we gonna do with me, Carl?
398
00:25:51,494 --> 00:25:54,333
If they've to come and fetch you,
there's three years' difference.
399
00:25:55,173 --> 00:25:57,532
Out of how many?
400
00:25:57,533 --> 00:25:58,493
Says five to seven on the web.
401
00:25:58,494 --> 00:26:01,413
Oh...
402
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,533
Jesus wept!
403
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:10,172
I can't. I can't, I can't! I can't
do time again, Carl.
404
00:26:10,173 --> 00:26:12,972
Not at my age.
405
00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:16,732
Nobody leaves you alone...
406
00:26:16,733 --> 00:26:17,853
It'll crucify me.
407
00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,933
(SOBS)
408
00:26:42,613 --> 00:26:45,372
In all seriousness, I reckon your
arse is fine smelling like that.
409
00:26:45,373 --> 00:26:47,972
Fuck me arse, we've all sold arses!
410
00:26:47,973 --> 00:26:53,412
But nowadays it's random drug
tests so you can't take a piss
411
00:26:53,413 --> 00:27:00,173
without literally grassing yourself
up. What else is there?
412
00:27:12,733 --> 00:27:13,653
Come on, Dad.
413
00:27:16,653 --> 00:27:19,933
Come on. I'm coming with you.
414
00:28:01,253 --> 00:28:03,092
I'm here to hand meself in.
415
00:28:03,093 --> 00:28:05,772
Commencing interview with
Vernon Francis Gallagher,
416
00:28:05,773 --> 00:28:09,252
on charges of burglary, common theft
and causing grievous bodily harm
417
00:28:09,253 --> 00:28:11,212
to Mrs Cynthia Feltz.
418
00:28:11,213 --> 00:28:14,852
Attending Officers DI Carroll,
DC Sheridan, with Mr Ashton Strang
419
00:28:14,853 --> 00:28:18,973
from duty legal
services representing the defendant.
420
00:28:20,253 --> 00:28:21,652
Slept OK, Frank?
421
00:28:21,653 --> 00:28:23,812
Not three hours.
422
00:28:23,813 --> 00:28:27,052
Hopefully see you through
till teatime, though, eh?
423
00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:29,293
And sleep's the great healer so
how's that voice coming along?
424
00:28:29,294 --> 00:28:31,412
Wrong man or Fifth Amendment
425
00:28:31,413 --> 00:28:34,572
that's all you're
getting cos it's all I've got.
426
00:28:34,573 --> 00:28:38,452
Forensics rustled a few new words
up for you, Frank.
427
00:28:38,453 --> 00:28:43,012
Scene of crime. DNA. Positive match.
428
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:47,933
Prisoner 1052, Gallagher,
Vernon Francis.
429
00:28:50,413 --> 00:28:52,893
Get your head down while
we proof your press release.
430
00:28:56,173 --> 00:28:58,333
Interview terminated 13:52.
431
00:29:11,373 --> 00:29:12,573
Oh...
432
00:29:12,574 --> 00:29:13,933
TYRES SCREECH
433
00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:16,973
Police today named their prime
suspect in the attack on
434
00:29:16,974 --> 00:29:19,892
the Beswick pensioner,
76-year-old Cynthia Feltz...
435
00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:22,372
at her home late Thursday night...
436
00:29:22,373 --> 00:29:24,173
Francis Vernon Gallagher from
neighbouring Chatsworth Estate...
437
00:29:24,174 --> 00:29:27,812
was formally charged with actual
bodily harm and remanded
438
00:29:27,813 --> 00:29:30,292
into custody after...
439
00:29:30,293 --> 00:29:31,613
magistrates denied his
application for bail.
440
00:29:31,614 --> 00:29:33,813
Three and four...
441
00:29:35,813 --> 00:29:37,452
Where's Frank? Where is he?
442
00:29:37,453 --> 00:29:39,213
Where is he? Where is he?
443
00:29:40,933 --> 00:29:42,011
Where is he?
444
00:29:42,012 --> 00:29:43,093
I don't know where he is.
I don't know.
445
00:29:45,413 --> 00:29:47,013
The Officer in charge of the case,
Detective Inspector Clarice Carroll,
446
00:29:47,014 --> 00:29:50,532
confirmed police are pursuing...
447
00:29:50,533 --> 00:29:51,813
no further leads in connection
with the crime
448
00:29:51,814 --> 00:29:53,373
at the time of this report.
449
00:29:58,453 --> 00:29:59,413
GLASS SHATTERS
450
00:30:09,653 --> 00:30:11,133
Yeah, that's right!
451
00:30:11,134 --> 00:30:15,492
If you're gonna chain-smoke five
in a row, spend a lot more on 'em.
452
00:30:15,493 --> 00:30:17,691
And I'm booking three health
and fitness reviews for
453
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:19,533
eight in the morning.
Back to your desks.
454
00:30:28,213 --> 00:30:30,813
I've just remanded your dad
on positive DNA samples.
455
00:30:34,013 --> 00:30:37,493
You know he didn't do it.
I can tell.
456
00:30:38,973 --> 00:30:42,372
If he swears he never set
foot in Cynthia Feltz' home,
457
00:30:42,373 --> 00:30:46,012
how come his DNA was
found in her living room?
458
00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:49,933
Old lady beaten literally
half to death, Carl.
459
00:31:06,173 --> 00:31:08,372
Stella! Stella!
460
00:31:08,373 --> 00:31:10,853
Carl! Avril's got her next door.
461
00:31:13,013 --> 00:31:15,132
They nearly hit us with that.
462
00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:16,892
These were local, Carl.
463
00:31:16,893 --> 00:31:18,213
My old boyfriend.
464
00:31:20,013 --> 00:31:22,533
I've an ex works for Novotel.
465
00:31:22,813 --> 00:31:24,093
We live here.
466
00:31:25,973 --> 00:31:27,293
We've done nothing wrong.
467
00:32:22,693 --> 00:32:24,372
Hey, it's not a soup kitchen!
468
00:32:24,373 --> 00:32:25,533
We've a system.
469
00:32:34,733 --> 00:32:36,092
Get off!
470
00:32:36,093 --> 00:32:37,893
Carl! Aaah!
471
00:32:39,693 --> 00:32:41,333
Carl! What are you...
472
00:32:50,893 --> 00:32:51,933
Where's your kid?
473
00:32:51,934 --> 00:32:53,812
What's a your kid?
474
00:32:53,813 --> 00:32:55,051
Your kid, Kev.
475
00:32:55,052 --> 00:32:56,291
I need to speak to Kev now.
Where is he?
476
00:32:56,292 --> 00:32:58,011
Carl, dragging me out
in the street looking like
477
00:32:58,012 --> 00:33:00,133
Life Of Brian's
mum isn't how you ask for a favour!
478
00:33:00,134 --> 00:33:03,052
Kelly. If you fuck me about,
479
00:33:03,053 --> 00:33:05,853
I'll dump you on a roundabout
and set fire to your blanket.
480
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:10,012
He's in Nottingham. But what
good's that without a postcode?
481
00:33:10,013 --> 00:33:12,932
And why the fuck would I
keep a postcode in a blanket?
482
00:33:12,933 --> 00:33:15,653
What do you want him for?
483
00:33:22,373 --> 00:33:23,932
Well, I'm not walking back.
484
00:33:23,933 --> 00:33:26,773
You'll have to go and get my stuff.
485
00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:40,293
Tell her she's in big
bother for this! Cheeky thing.
486
00:33:41,773 --> 00:33:43,893
It's over a year old, I don't
know whether... Hello?
487
00:33:45,253 --> 00:33:46,573
That's not Veronica, is it?
488
00:33:46,574 --> 00:33:49,013
I'm trying to reach Kev Ball.
489
00:33:49,933 --> 00:33:51,333
Kevin Ball.
490
00:33:53,213 --> 00:33:54,533
And where's work?
491
00:33:57,413 --> 00:33:59,853
DRILL WHIRS
492
00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,732
Yo! Phone!
493
00:34:09,733 --> 00:34:11,093
Yeah.
494
00:34:16,973 --> 00:34:18,333
Before you start, the kids used
495
00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:19,812
'all the hot water.'
496
00:34:19,813 --> 00:34:20,933
Kev.
497
00:34:22,173 --> 00:34:23,253
It's Carl
498
00:34:23,254 --> 00:34:24,572
Eh?
499
00:34:24,573 --> 00:34:26,372
Carl Gallagher.
500
00:34:26,373 --> 00:34:28,372
Give over!
501
00:34:28,373 --> 00:34:30,292
That's more Tom Waits.
502
00:34:30,293 --> 00:34:31,613
'What happened to Tin Man?'
503
00:34:31,614 --> 00:34:34,572
(SOBS)
504
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,853
What's up, Carl?
505
00:34:37,733 --> 00:34:38,613
Carl?
506
00:34:40,853 --> 00:34:42,052
'Carl?'
507
00:34:42,053 --> 00:34:43,093
(EXHALES)
508
00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:19,253
No, it's a ginger bloke.
509
00:35:28,173 --> 00:35:30,092
Wow!
510
00:35:30,093 --> 00:35:31,452
Who's tidied you up?
511
00:35:31,453 --> 00:35:33,212
Who missed you out?!
512
00:35:33,213 --> 00:35:36,132
All right, Kev?
513
00:35:36,133 --> 00:35:37,213
Size of this!
514
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:45,212
Wow.
515
00:35:45,213 --> 00:35:48,012
Swear to God right,
his 13th birthday,
516
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:50,932
he looked way too weird
to have going-out clothes.
517
00:35:50,933 --> 00:35:53,572
You actually said it, when
I couldn't blow me candles out.
518
00:35:53,573 --> 00:35:55,412
Only cos they were Silk Cuts!
519
00:35:55,413 --> 00:35:58,093
Jesus, Frank!
Where've they had you, Guantanamo?
520
00:36:01,133 --> 00:36:05,972
Sorry, love, ignore me.
It's just me sense of humour.
521
00:36:05,973 --> 00:36:07,332
I'm Kev.
522
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,293
Patricia. Patty.
523
00:36:11,893 --> 00:36:15,012
Whoa! Don't need to ask
who your dad is, do I?
524
00:36:15,013 --> 00:36:17,453
Stop there, cos he doesn't.
525
00:36:21,173 --> 00:36:22,972
Who? Cynthia Feltz.
526
00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:25,052
Dinner lady they sacked
from St Ted's.
527
00:36:25,053 --> 00:36:27,373
Kept turning up in her pinny
with no knickers on.
528
00:36:27,374 --> 00:36:30,572
Little Cynth? How old now?
529
00:36:30,573 --> 00:36:33,212
Mental age barely double figures
with the mirror,
530
00:36:33,213 --> 00:36:36,332
God bless the specimen, but...
531
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:38,692
77 this coming Saturday.
532
00:36:38,693 --> 00:36:41,372
Who the fuck'd try nailing Frank
for a stunt like that?
533
00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:43,932
Look. I'm right, though,
aren't I, Kev?
534
00:36:43,933 --> 00:36:48,052
I remember me and Debs fetching you
and me dad butties and stuff
535
00:36:48,053 --> 00:36:50,333
helping him on a job
round Cynthia's house.
536
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,412
Soz, Carl.
That's not how I remember it, mate.
537
00:36:52,413 --> 00:36:55,252
You said on the phone. You did.
Debbie's kept receipts.
538
00:36:55,253 --> 00:36:57,852
I said on the phone
I'd worked on the house.
539
00:36:57,853 --> 00:36:58,653
Yeah, with me dad!
540
00:36:58,654 --> 00:36:59,972
Yeah.
541
00:36:59,973 --> 00:37:02,372
In his dreams, the bedridden gonk!
542
00:37:02,373 --> 00:37:06,132
'He'd buggered off with half my tools
and a brand-new step ladder,
543
00:37:06,133 --> 00:37:09,412
'which I was fairly chilled about
cos he'd nicked 'em from me
544
00:37:09,413 --> 00:37:13,092
'before and forgotten who from, so he
always tried selling 'em back to me.
545
00:37:13,093 --> 00:37:15,053
'Comes around, goes around, y'know?'
546
00:37:15,054 --> 00:37:18,433
I only went round to Fuzzy
Feltz's cos the cheeky twat
547
00:37:18,434 --> 00:37:21,812
was trying to sting her
for 200 quid plus petrol.
548
00:37:21,813 --> 00:37:23,732
Had no fucking car anyway!
549
00:37:23,733 --> 00:37:26,332
Should I be swearing on it?
550
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:29,052
Phrase it how you like,
long as I get the truth.
551
00:37:29,053 --> 00:37:33,732
It's the truth. Took me a week to
make it liveable for her.
552
00:37:33,733 --> 00:37:39,412
So, Frank Gallagher was physically
inside Cynthia Feltz's living room
553
00:37:39,413 --> 00:37:42,852
when you were present
and clearly able to identify him.
554
00:37:42,853 --> 00:37:47,292
I know, should've got five years for
that!
555
00:37:47,293 --> 00:37:54,213
Look, even if Frank did this...
He just... didn't.
556
00:38:03,733 --> 00:38:05,213
There you are, mate.
557
00:38:11,253 --> 00:38:12,492
Know what?
558
00:38:12,493 --> 00:38:17,412
I looked her right in the eye
till I knew she believed every word.
559
00:38:17,413 --> 00:38:20,492
You know what else? It don't count
for a fucking bean,
560
00:38:20,493 --> 00:38:23,532
because they've still got witnesses
to the scratchcard stunt,
561
00:38:23,533 --> 00:38:26,932
CCTV of him round her patch that
night, and every fucker seen him
562
00:38:26,933 --> 00:38:29,373
flashing big cash at the bar.
563
00:38:30,693 --> 00:38:33,053
He couldn't be more fucked, Carl.
564
00:38:43,093 --> 00:38:44,333
You wanted to see me, Frank?
565
00:38:51,693 --> 00:38:55,292
Frank, c'mon.
566
00:38:55,293 --> 00:38:59,732
Nobody in my team
wants to nail the wrong bloke,
567
00:38:59,733 --> 00:39:02,213
just for public opinion
brownie points.
568
00:39:15,213 --> 00:39:18,012
They think
you're concealing evidence.
569
00:39:18,013 --> 00:39:19,693
I know you are.
570
00:39:27,893 --> 00:39:30,173
I did walk her home.
571
00:39:31,973 --> 00:39:34,893
And I was after her winnings.
572
00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:38,852
My turn.
573
00:39:38,853 --> 00:39:42,012
'I caught her up
after she'd left the Jockey.'
574
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,652
on our secret telly?
575
00:39:43,653 --> 00:39:45,812
Tinker Tailor. Tommy Cooper.
576
00:39:45,813 --> 00:39:49,692
Blue Remembered Hills.
Ronnie Barker. Edge Of Darkness.
577
00:39:49,693 --> 00:39:52,332
Pans People flashing their clouts
to Diamonds And Pearls.
578
00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:53,333
And?
579
00:39:54,533 --> 00:39:55,653
Pearls!
580
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:58,892
Oh, I thought you
were going to say Follyfoot Farm.
581
00:39:58,893 --> 00:40:01,332
Why the fuck would I?
582
00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,652
Cos you know I like it.
583
00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:04,493
You fucking watch it then,
can't you?
584
00:40:04,494 --> 00:40:07,772
Look it's like I said,
I'll get my own telly, right?
585
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:12,572
And you sub me till
an election... the election.
586
00:40:12,573 --> 00:40:15,492
Ask Cynthia properly!
587
00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:16,693
Pleeeease.
588
00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:19,573
Oh, fuck it, I can't do this.
589
00:40:21,053 --> 00:40:24,172
Just tell Cynthia to get back in
her box, the silly old slop rag.
590
00:40:24,173 --> 00:40:25,453
Granted!
591
00:40:31,493 --> 00:40:33,053
Go on.
592
00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:37,132
If it gets any clearer...
593
00:40:37,133 --> 00:40:39,093
I'll be topping meself.
594
00:40:43,653 --> 00:40:46,613
BURGLAR ALARM
595
00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:52,173
♪ There's a monkey on my back
596
00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:57,212
♪ Makes me talk like that
597
00:40:57,213 --> 00:41:01,732
♪ There's a monkey on my back
598
00:41:01,733 --> 00:41:03,333
♪ Makes me talk like that
599
00:41:05,053 --> 00:41:08,892
♪ There's a monkey on my back
600
00:41:08,893 --> 00:41:12,292
♪ Makes me act like that
601
00:41:12,293 --> 00:41:15,453
♪ There's a monkey on my back... ♪
602
00:41:21,853 --> 00:41:23,332
(OK?)
603
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,172
(I'm all right.)
604
00:41:25,173 --> 00:41:26,373
(CLEARS HIS THROAT)
605
00:41:26,374 --> 00:41:27,892
What?!
606
00:41:27,893 --> 00:41:29,773
Tell us something about Frank, Mimi.
607
00:41:29,774 --> 00:41:34,932
Kevin fuck'n Ball! You owe us 30
for weed and six years of interest.
608
00:41:34,933 --> 00:41:37,652
Not twice,
you thieving scouse bastard!
609
00:41:37,653 --> 00:41:38,093
Pint?
610
00:41:38,094 --> 00:41:39,852
Yes.
611
00:41:39,853 --> 00:41:41,452
You lived here years before me.
612
00:41:41,453 --> 00:41:44,412
Frank Gallagher? Come on.
613
00:41:44,413 --> 00:41:47,012
He hasn't give us
one line of defence.
614
00:41:47,013 --> 00:41:49,772
He shouldn't need to.
Plus I worked here seven years.
615
00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:52,572
Never paid scratch-card
prize money in 20s,
616
00:41:52,573 --> 00:41:55,772
cos before midnight,
some of 'em can still count to five,
617
00:41:55,773 --> 00:41:59,172
but ten tens, count three out before
they've palmed one and they're...
618
00:41:59,173 --> 00:42:00,692
Y'know what I mean?
619
00:42:00,693 --> 00:42:02,732
Plus, Frank was paying in 20s,
wasn't he?
620
00:42:02,733 --> 00:42:04,013
Is this on the house? Ta.
621
00:42:04,014 --> 00:42:06,732
Y'all right, Monroe, how's it going?
622
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,053
Actually, I was in the shower
this morning, going,
623
00:42:09,054 --> 00:42:12,453
"Things are looking..." Y'know when
everything looks more colourful?
624
00:42:13,973 --> 00:42:16,013
If Shane's laid a finger on you,
now is the time to say.
625
00:42:16,014 --> 00:42:17,772
What? Give over.
626
00:42:17,773 --> 00:42:20,932
Oh, twice with oven gloves
cos I'd blow him off if he did!
627
00:42:20,933 --> 00:42:22,453
So that's a Man B.
628
00:42:26,653 --> 00:42:27,853
Marty.
629
00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:33,293
Mar... Marty?! Are you stuffing
crack up your crack, Kel?
630
00:42:35,093 --> 00:42:37,213
Marty is me, Kev.
631
00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:39,293
Oh...
632
00:42:40,453 --> 00:42:41,813
Myrna? Did you get it for us?
633
00:42:41,814 --> 00:42:43,412
Marty? Marty...?
634
00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:45,572
No, hang on, hang on! Pen.
635
00:42:45,573 --> 00:42:46,053
Pen, pen!
636
00:42:46,054 --> 00:42:48,373
Right! Got a pen?
637
00:42:51,013 --> 00:42:52,613
Right, go on.
638
00:42:54,093 --> 00:42:55,493
Brilliant.
639
00:43:00,893 --> 00:43:03,053
'Tell 'em thanks
for the collection.'
640
00:43:04,293 --> 00:43:06,332
'Erm... and...'
641
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,373
Jamie. Borrow you a sec?
642
00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:11,492
This's Saturday's takings.
643
00:43:11,493 --> 00:43:14,052
The only person drinking
Flip-Flops was Patty.
644
00:43:14,053 --> 00:43:16,212
The only person paying was Frank.
645
00:43:16,213 --> 00:43:18,692
He spent way more than Cynthia lost.
646
00:43:18,693 --> 00:43:21,692
And between 'em, they spent
more than that on scratchcards!
647
00:43:21,693 --> 00:43:24,372
What, he couldn't have gone
under her floorboards for more?
648
00:43:24,373 --> 00:43:26,053
Plus, we paid her in tens.
649
00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:30,092
Frank was blowing 20s.
650
00:43:30,093 --> 00:43:33,252
Now then, I'll have one of them.
651
00:43:33,253 --> 00:43:34,812
It wasn't her money.
652
00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:36,173
Karen?
653
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,493
Yeah?
654
00:43:43,494 --> 00:43:45,812
Can you come and look
at something for us?
655
00:43:45,813 --> 00:43:49,572
'Erm...ears waxed.
656
00:43:49,573 --> 00:43:52,372
'And de-loused...
657
00:43:52,373 --> 00:43:57,092
'And they've made me look
absolutely champion down here!'
658
00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:59,213
THEY ALL GROAN
659
00:44:02,213 --> 00:44:04,013
You didn't leave that in on purpose?
660
00:44:04,014 --> 00:44:05,532
I didn't make her do it!
661
00:44:05,533 --> 00:44:07,413
You showed me this yesterday.
662
00:44:07,414 --> 00:44:10,332
Nah, this is different.
D'you remember Jody Garcia?
663
00:44:10,333 --> 00:44:12,852
Yeah. Yeah, she's piled it on!
664
00:44:12,853 --> 00:44:14,532
Tell me about it.
665
00:44:14,533 --> 00:44:18,652
When I get hold of her number, first
thing I ask is, "When are you due?"
666
00:44:18,653 --> 00:44:20,532
What were you ringing her for?
667
00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:22,612
Well... she was in the queue
for Panama Two
668
00:44:22,613 --> 00:44:25,573
and got Frank on her phone.
He wasn't jigging on his own! Look!
669
00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:31,412
I haven't a clue
who it is, have you?
670
00:44:31,413 --> 00:44:33,413
One of the Macreadys
is dealing that patch.
671
00:44:35,933 --> 00:44:37,652
That's "Growbag" Macready.
672
00:44:37,653 --> 00:44:40,532
He's bunging something
into Frank's pocket,
673
00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:42,373
and it isn't fucking caster sugar!
674
00:44:42,374 --> 00:44:44,732
Which is a lot more believable
675
00:44:44,733 --> 00:44:46,853
as to where Frank got his hands
on that turnover.
676
00:44:46,854 --> 00:44:49,412
Is he working for Growbag?
677
00:44:49,413 --> 00:44:53,533
Grow up! Afghans wouldn't
let Frank run drugs for 'em!
678
00:44:56,773 --> 00:44:57,933
Do you know a Growbag?
679
00:44:59,533 --> 00:45:00,773
Growbag Macready?
680
00:45:01,893 --> 00:45:03,532
I was at school with him. Why?
681
00:45:03,533 --> 00:45:05,733
Watch this.
682
00:45:07,813 --> 00:45:09,932
Why's this good news?
683
00:45:09,933 --> 00:45:12,413
Cos look! He's slipping coke
in me dad's pocket.
684
00:45:12,414 --> 00:45:14,612
Will they let us take it in
to show him?
685
00:45:14,613 --> 00:45:16,452
(ALL) Will they fuck!
686
00:45:16,453 --> 00:45:19,132
We can't let the police get hold
of this! They'll string him up!
687
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,373
Frank has to see it.
688
00:45:20,374 --> 00:45:22,453
Or we'll be here till the Olympics.
689
00:45:30,733 --> 00:45:32,013
BEEPING
690
00:45:39,253 --> 00:45:40,893
Fucking 'ell, I am in trouble.
691
00:45:45,173 --> 00:45:47,172
Kev Ball?
692
00:45:47,173 --> 00:45:48,533
Your hair looks good.
693
00:45:50,813 --> 00:45:53,252
You, you fucking Harmony hairspray.
694
00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:55,653
Sheriff of fucking Nottingham.
695
00:45:57,533 --> 00:45:59,092
Listen, Frank.
696
00:45:59,093 --> 00:46:02,132
In a sec, not now...
697
00:46:02,133 --> 00:46:05,412
Aidan's going to open his jacket
and show you what's underneath.
698
00:46:05,413 --> 00:46:08,012
Y'got a bit of weed?
Just drop it by me shoe. Drop it.
699
00:46:08,013 --> 00:46:10,532
No, Dad, the nipple.
700
00:46:10,533 --> 00:46:11,973
What?
701
00:46:20,453 --> 00:46:22,612
Argh!
702
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,572
Argh, you fucking thing!
703
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:27,013
Yes! Yes!
704
00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:31,172
Yes! Growbag!
705
00:46:31,173 --> 00:46:32,253
That's Growbag!
706
00:46:32,254 --> 00:46:35,372
Yeah, we know! But Growbag... what?
707
00:46:35,373 --> 00:46:36,892
He was there.
708
00:46:36,893 --> 00:46:37,573
Dance.
709
00:46:37,574 --> 00:46:40,812
"Eh?" He goes,
"Keep fucking dancing, Frank."
710
00:46:40,813 --> 00:46:43,252
I will cut your throat here and now!
711
00:46:43,253 --> 00:46:44,693
What? There's a drink in this.
712
00:46:44,694 --> 00:46:48,612
Just something I need you to look
after for me for a couple of hours.
713
00:46:48,613 --> 00:46:49,891
Cheers, Growbag.
714
00:46:49,892 --> 00:46:51,053
Don't look round.
715
00:46:51,054 --> 00:46:54,612
Cops are milking the overtime
like Chilean fucking miners!
716
00:46:54,613 --> 00:46:55,731
Don't look!
717
00:46:55,732 --> 00:46:56,893
Start walking.
718
00:46:56,894 --> 00:46:59,892
You go straight to the Irish Club...
719
00:46:59,893 --> 00:47:01,093
I'm on an errand.
720
00:47:01,094 --> 00:47:03,132
You go straight to the Irish Club...
721
00:47:03,133 --> 00:47:06,292
No, I'm meant to be
walking her home...
722
00:47:06,293 --> 00:47:10,812
You go straight to the Irish Club
and you stay fucking put
723
00:47:10,813 --> 00:47:12,412
till I turn up.
724
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:17,612
You don't sell it,
you don't take it, you keep it safe.
725
00:47:17,613 --> 00:47:19,212
Eleven o'clock.
726
00:47:19,213 --> 00:47:20,531
With the coke.
727
00:47:20,532 --> 00:47:21,493
With the dog.
728
00:47:21,494 --> 00:47:25,012
She won't be able
to find her way if...
729
00:47:25,013 --> 00:47:26,133
What dog?
730
00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:30,933
A mad fucking Nazi mutt
trying to hump me senseless.
731
00:47:32,773 --> 00:47:36,652
But I must've got
to the Irish Club as instructed.
732
00:47:36,653 --> 00:47:40,452
I'm here Growbag, when you're ready.
733
00:47:40,453 --> 00:47:41,933
Oops, sorry.
734
00:47:41,934 --> 00:47:44,772
Begging your pardon, miss!
735
00:47:44,773 --> 00:47:48,332
Oh, for fuck... What's...?
736
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:49,733
But I've got a meeting!
737
00:47:49,734 --> 00:47:51,372
What happened with the drugs?
738
00:47:51,373 --> 00:47:55,372
Well, no surprise there,
I can't fucking remember!
739
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:59,012
But I must've had the nouse to shift
a few bags to pay for the cabaret.
740
00:47:59,013 --> 00:48:00,253
So...
741
00:48:00,254 --> 00:48:03,933
Hey, I'm not the dumb fuck
that everybody makes out, eh?
742
00:48:05,573 --> 00:48:09,172
Ah, I've a gone a bit Mandela there.
743
00:48:09,173 --> 00:48:13,332
Hey, and I get me money today, so...
744
00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:14,693
skunk for tea!
745
00:48:14,694 --> 00:48:16,012
(SINGS)
746
00:48:16,013 --> 00:48:18,893
Frank, Frank, Frank!
747
00:48:20,373 --> 00:48:23,092
If you didn't walk
Cynthia home, who did?
748
00:48:23,093 --> 00:48:25,092
C'mon, grandma, let's have you.
749
00:48:25,093 --> 00:48:26,452
Where's he gone again?
750
00:48:26,453 --> 00:48:28,732
Keep smiling, sweetheart.
751
00:48:28,733 --> 00:48:31,532
Just walk and keep smiling,
all right?
752
00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:35,533
Good girl. Mushroom, get her home.
753
00:48:37,173 --> 00:48:39,053
Get her home!
754
00:48:47,213 --> 00:48:50,732
Ohh... 'kin 'ell!
755
00:48:50,733 --> 00:48:52,171
But, I wouldn't, would I?
756
00:48:52,172 --> 00:48:53,613
I wouldn't, would I?
757
00:48:53,614 --> 00:48:58,052
Why would... How would I...
758
00:48:58,053 --> 00:48:59,373
I dib in a Macready...
759
00:48:59,374 --> 00:49:01,892
Frankly, Frank,
it's a bit late for that.
760
00:49:01,893 --> 00:49:02,773
No, seriously... don't.
761
00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:05,252
Hang on a minute.
If you've heard all that,
762
00:49:05,253 --> 00:49:06,931
you know
Frank's not in the running for this.
763
00:49:06,932 --> 00:49:08,733
I want it in a written statement.
764
00:49:08,734 --> 00:49:10,372
No, no, that's your noose, Frank.
765
00:49:10,373 --> 00:49:11,972
If you don't, I'll let you go
766
00:49:11,973 --> 00:49:13,972
and you take your chances
with Growbag.
767
00:49:13,973 --> 00:49:14,571
Don't, Dad, seriously.
768
00:49:14,572 --> 00:49:15,773
No way.
769
00:49:16,933 --> 00:49:17,733
Eh?
770
00:49:17,734 --> 00:49:19,373
All right.
771
00:49:20,573 --> 00:49:23,252
You testify
in both investigations...
772
00:49:23,253 --> 00:49:25,332
Mrs Feltz', Vince Macready...
773
00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:26,333
Who? Growbag!
774
00:49:26,334 --> 00:49:28,612
Which guarantees you
full privileges
775
00:49:28,613 --> 00:49:30,813
of the official
Witness Protection Program.
776
00:49:32,093 --> 00:49:33,691
You've no other option, Frank.
777
00:49:33,692 --> 00:49:34,653
Don't do it, mate.
778
00:49:54,453 --> 00:49:55,493
He's out cold!
779
00:50:11,733 --> 00:50:13,173
What time do you call this?
780
00:50:15,533 --> 00:50:18,932
I've been in a coma ten hours?
781
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:21,932
You've been knocked out for ten
minutes. The rest you slept through.
782
00:50:21,933 --> 00:50:23,891
St Mary's, if it
makes any difference.
783
00:50:23,892 --> 00:50:26,133
Oh, right...
police guards, and shit?
784
00:50:26,134 --> 00:50:29,212
We're here.
785
00:50:29,213 --> 00:50:32,732
And I'm on full expenses for wotnot?
786
00:50:32,733 --> 00:50:34,292
Y'know, witness thingy.
787
00:50:34,293 --> 00:50:35,733
Frank, fuck off!
788
00:50:35,734 --> 00:50:38,332
As soon as she's done with your
stitches, you're on your own.
789
00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:40,372
Oh, fuck... they'll shred me!
790
00:50:40,373 --> 00:50:42,412
Fucking shred me!
791
00:50:42,413 --> 00:50:45,252
Preventing that is
totally within your power.
792
00:50:45,253 --> 00:50:47,652
Give me a supportable statement,
793
00:50:47,653 --> 00:50:49,971
I'll get CPS to grant
you protected status.
794
00:50:49,972 --> 00:50:51,773
Either way, you're going somewhere
795
00:50:51,774 --> 00:50:55,333
you've never been, so don't
forget your toothbrush, eh, Frank?
796
00:51:01,773 --> 00:51:04,453
Any chance of a nosh, chubbychops?
797
00:51:11,293 --> 00:51:15,532
All right. I give you a phrase,
you give me the name of the book.
798
00:51:15,533 --> 00:51:17,972
'Bright Eyes'.
799
00:51:17,973 --> 00:51:19,652
Most Haunted!
800
00:51:19,653 --> 00:51:24,373
We've no carrots so I'll give
you extra onion gravy, all right?
801
00:51:27,613 --> 00:51:29,653
Pass us an 'onion gravy' Frank.
802
00:51:35,733 --> 00:51:39,332
Who said in which film
'Please Sir, can I have more?'.
803
00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:41,012
Bobby Sands!
804
00:51:41,013 --> 00:51:42,053
Jamie!
805
00:51:43,573 --> 00:51:46,332
Take over, Paxman.
How'd you get here?
806
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,532
Through Highgrove Park.
807
00:51:48,533 --> 00:51:49,331
These should fit.
808
00:51:49,332 --> 00:51:50,411
Fuck off, they're mine!
809
00:51:50,412 --> 00:51:52,373
And that is going nowhere near him.
810
00:51:52,374 --> 00:51:54,892
Oi! This is all down to
you shamrock gobshites.
811
00:51:54,893 --> 00:51:58,532
The least you owe me is
protection, free bar and sustenance.
812
00:51:58,533 --> 00:52:00,373
He's not kicking
me out, the tramp.
813
00:52:00,374 --> 00:52:03,173
This is the first place
the Macready's'll look.
814
00:52:10,373 --> 00:52:12,011
Fucking hell! Osama Bin Deadawhile!
815
00:52:12,012 --> 00:52:13,971
Right Frank in the
shower, for fuck sake.
816
00:52:13,972 --> 00:52:16,293
I'll stick some of Dad's
clothes outside the door.
817
00:52:16,294 --> 00:52:19,492
And Frank, can I say summat
while we're all in one room here...
818
00:52:19,493 --> 00:52:21,453
we're all genuinely
gutted about the rumours and...
819
00:52:21,454 --> 00:52:24,332
And brainless, lethal bullshit.
820
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:28,012
But I'm telling you, Frank, if you
had done it, you'd be lucky to
821
00:52:28,013 --> 00:52:31,732
be alive. We were only wrong about
you decking a retarded pensioner,
822
00:52:31,733 --> 00:52:34,613
but that's cos you were elsewhere
muling gak for a reptile whose gear
823
00:52:34,614 --> 00:52:39,572
you spunked and never paid for, but
never once was I fingering you...
824
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:40,613
that was Geoffrey and Bungle here.
825
00:52:40,614 --> 00:52:42,333
Fuck off!
826
00:52:50,573 --> 00:52:53,772
Open the fucking door now!
827
00:52:53,773 --> 00:52:56,813
SHOUTING AND BANGING DOORS
828
00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:14,532
Where's Frank?
Macreadys are on their way.
829
00:53:14,533 --> 00:53:16,653
Frank's only dead if he's
lucky, I'm telling you.
830
00:53:16,654 --> 00:53:18,092
Get him out the bath.
831
00:53:18,093 --> 00:53:22,293
Gimme your car keys, I'll disappear
Frank. Quicker than that!
832
00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:25,852
Frank, move!
833
00:53:25,853 --> 00:53:28,012
Where the
fuck are you taking me now?!
834
00:53:28,013 --> 00:53:31,372
Just get him in and... in!
835
00:53:31,373 --> 00:53:32,973
Not so fucking rough, Karen!
836
00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:44,091
Just give us enough
for a Holiday Inn then.
837
00:53:44,092 --> 00:53:44,893
Who'd you think you are?
838
00:53:44,894 --> 00:53:47,093
Says the prossie!
839
00:54:02,533 --> 00:54:05,052
Relax. It's a Muslim.
840
00:54:05,053 --> 00:54:09,453
Nah, Ches, come on mate, this is bad
timing this, mate.
841
00:54:14,413 --> 00:54:15,373
Will you chill out?
842
00:54:15,374 --> 00:54:18,532
Seriously, I can't, mate.
I've got Patty and Stella out there.
843
00:54:18,533 --> 00:54:22,012
Where they belong, the tramps.
844
00:54:22,013 --> 00:54:25,772
Light that. She's teaching your
Stella Paddy rebel songs, you know.
845
00:54:25,773 --> 00:54:27,731
We do that, it's fucking Guantanamo.
846
00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:29,013
THEY LAUGH
847
00:54:32,933 --> 00:54:34,133
Scared to go out.
848
00:54:34,134 --> 00:54:37,613
Yeah, I'm not surprised,
with that scraggy old turnip!
849
00:54:39,773 --> 00:54:40,973
Can I say 'turnip'?
850
00:54:40,974 --> 00:54:44,052
Fuck! (LAUGHS)
851
00:54:44,053 --> 00:54:46,493
Look, stay in your cot!
Two secs!
852
00:54:56,373 --> 00:54:57,732
Where is he?
853
00:54:57,733 --> 00:55:00,332
He'll be ages yet.
854
00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:02,412
These won't last two minutes!
855
00:55:02,413 --> 00:55:04,133
I'll sort you a lift home!
856
00:55:06,413 --> 00:55:08,133
Taxi, please.
857
00:55:25,373 --> 00:55:28,773
You couldn't split a fiver
for the slot machines, could you?
858
00:55:29,613 --> 00:55:30,812
Oh, hiya!
859
00:55:30,813 --> 00:55:32,572
Hello again.
860
00:55:32,573 --> 00:55:34,293
Wow, what a coincidence!
861
00:55:36,973 --> 00:55:39,212
You and the mujidaddists, eh?!
862
00:55:39,213 --> 00:55:41,692
The Jihadists.
863
00:55:41,693 --> 00:55:43,973
You had 'em all sitting
about in your kitchen,
864
00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:46,772
fuckin' singing,
songs you couldn't even remember.
865
00:55:46,773 --> 00:55:47,573
Name one.
866
00:55:47,574 --> 00:55:49,172
Any fuckin' one!
867
00:55:49,173 --> 00:55:52,772
Look I knew plenty of songs...
Just mixed all the words up.
868
00:55:52,773 --> 00:55:56,732
Hey, they've stopped texting.
869
00:55:56,733 --> 00:55:58,252
What've I done?
870
00:55:58,253 --> 00:55:59,893
You serious?
871
00:56:01,693 --> 00:56:04,932
You said they scared you shitless?
You said they were 'lethal'.
872
00:56:04,933 --> 00:56:06,933
Yeah, they are.
873
00:56:08,613 --> 00:56:12,572
All they wanted from me was bulk
Jammie Dodgers at less than cost.
874
00:56:12,573 --> 00:56:15,092
I told 'em to fuck right off!
(LAUGHS)
875
00:56:15,093 --> 00:56:17,252
(LAUGHS) Standard!
876
00:56:17,253 --> 00:56:22,052
Yes, lad! I know, but look at
all this bleach I'm stuck with!
877
00:56:22,053 --> 00:56:24,572
And who else round here buys bleach?
878
00:56:24,573 --> 00:56:27,013
THEY LAUGH
879
00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:32,772
So where's the helmet?
880
00:56:32,773 --> 00:56:33,692
Hmm?
881
00:56:33,693 --> 00:56:37,052
Chatsworth to here's five A-roads.
882
00:56:37,053 --> 00:56:38,252
Taxi.
883
00:56:38,253 --> 00:56:40,212
To see me?
884
00:56:40,213 --> 00:56:41,813
It was, yeah.
885
00:56:43,413 --> 00:56:46,452
Jump? Or Justice?
886
00:56:46,453 --> 00:56:51,612
Well... I've had a couple of pervy
accidents thinking about the first,
887
00:56:51,613 --> 00:56:53,972
when we met...
888
00:56:53,973 --> 00:56:58,052
But, no, I'm no threat
cos I'm happily married.
889
00:56:58,053 --> 00:57:00,932
Or happily married cos I'm no threat.
890
00:57:00,933 --> 00:57:04,052
Fuck it, you know what I mean,
and hey... just for the record
891
00:57:04,053 --> 00:57:07,132
I'm no pussy-gimp either. But y'know,
Cheers anyway, how are you?!
892
00:57:07,133 --> 00:57:08,533
I'm good.
893
00:57:08,534 --> 00:57:13,133
You're being a bit thick about Frank,
no offence.
894
00:57:14,773 --> 00:57:18,572
Whatever happens,
he's rattling like a vibrator
895
00:57:18,573 --> 00:57:20,412
in a biscuit tin, poor tramp.
896
00:57:20,413 --> 00:57:23,252
He's had it with your
lot if he doesn't make
897
00:57:23,253 --> 00:57:27,452
a statement against Mushroom,
Growbag's hit list if he does.
898
00:57:27,453 --> 00:57:29,572
I don't need to do anything with
Frank,
899
00:57:29,573 --> 00:57:32,012
but wait for him to fall into
prison.
900
00:57:32,013 --> 00:57:34,532
Then why are your
lads still out looking?
901
00:57:34,533 --> 00:57:38,372
For reasons I can't disclose and
in the public's best interest,
902
00:57:38,373 --> 00:57:40,213
I want action sooner than later,
yeah.
903
00:57:41,893 --> 00:57:44,732
We could sort this out...
if you stop being greedy.
904
00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:47,013
Who the
fuck d'you think you're talking to?
905
00:57:47,014 --> 00:57:49,733
Wow. That's just given me a semi.
906
00:57:52,453 --> 00:57:57,292
You can collar Growbag anytime.
You wanna flash your tits upstairs,
907
00:57:57,293 --> 00:58:01,292
bagging Mushroom for attempted murder
and a Drug Swoop. Yeah, they're gonna
908
00:58:01,293 --> 00:58:04,732
love you upstairs, but I'm
begging you, don't orphan Carl.
909
00:58:04,733 --> 00:58:07,852
Being in charge is
crippling the lad,
910
00:58:07,853 --> 00:58:10,773
whose dad, we all know, is innocent.
911
00:58:12,613 --> 00:58:14,333
Please, I'm begging you.
912
00:58:15,973 --> 00:58:17,892
Bagging one Macready
913
00:58:17,893 --> 00:58:23,013
is more than enough to flash tits for
your James Andertons.
914
00:58:25,693 --> 00:58:29,252
What's Growbag's thoughts on that?
915
00:58:29,253 --> 00:58:31,812
You've nothing without Growbag.
916
00:58:31,813 --> 00:58:34,652
And if he can't hand
his brother over,
917
00:58:34,653 --> 00:58:37,492
which he won't, you've nothing.
918
00:58:37,493 --> 00:58:39,613
You've fuck all without Frank.
919
00:58:44,533 --> 00:58:45,852
I can trust you?
920
00:58:45,853 --> 00:58:46,893
Where's Frank?
921
00:58:50,013 --> 00:58:52,213
I don't know how
you coulda missed him!
922
00:58:54,733 --> 00:58:56,972
Oh, you two two-faced
useless little twat!
923
00:58:56,973 --> 00:58:59,412
It was me, Frank. Kev did that.
924
00:58:59,413 --> 00:59:01,012
No, I want the full Miranda,
925
00:59:01,013 --> 00:59:03,533
in front of witnesses, every word
or you can fuck off, I'm sticking.
926
00:59:03,534 --> 00:59:05,172
You're not being arrested,
927
00:59:05,173 --> 00:59:06,932
you thick, stinking dicksack!
928
00:59:06,933 --> 00:59:09,332
What does this look like then?
929
00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:12,292
Easy! I'm not a fucking terrorist.
930
00:59:12,293 --> 00:59:13,972
Crowing thrice!
931
00:59:13,973 --> 00:59:15,771
You ginger-haired hanging basket!
932
00:59:15,772 --> 00:59:17,051
I've got me reasons.
933
00:59:17,052 --> 00:59:18,133
Well, I hope you choke on them.
934
00:59:18,134 --> 00:59:19,973
Outside now!
935
00:59:29,573 --> 00:59:32,011
If you're banging her,
I'll bruise you, Kev.
936
00:59:32,012 --> 00:59:32,693
Behave yourself! Oi!
937
00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,572
You have, haven't you?
938
00:59:34,573 --> 00:59:35,412
No!
939
00:59:35,413 --> 00:59:36,412
Look at me!
940
00:59:36,413 --> 00:59:39,372
Scouts honour! Dib, dib, dib!
941
00:59:39,373 --> 00:59:43,252
I let her watch me have a wank in the
back of the car, and she let me cum
942
00:59:43,253 --> 00:59:46,132
on her foot, bare foot.
But that's all.
943
00:59:46,133 --> 00:59:49,332
I could've had the lot, but no!
944
00:59:49,333 --> 00:59:51,013
(GROANS)
945
00:59:59,413 --> 01:00:02,172
He's on his own down her patch,
how is that safer?
946
01:00:02,173 --> 01:00:05,612
Oi, believe me, he's safer
with her if this goes wrong.
947
01:00:05,613 --> 01:00:07,612
Look... Mimi, right,
948
01:00:07,613 --> 01:00:11,252
has got us an appointment
with Growbag in a couple of hours.
949
01:00:11,253 --> 01:00:12,773
Growbag is going to
have to let Mushroom go.
950
01:00:12,774 --> 01:00:14,652
Not serious?
951
01:00:14,653 --> 01:00:17,732
Frank nails Mushroom in his
statement, cos, c'mon', he has to.
952
01:00:17,733 --> 01:00:20,093
But he doesn't have to testify
against Growbag, which is good news.
953
01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:22,093
So?! We're back where we started!
954
01:00:22,094 --> 01:00:25,652
Except now, we've got information
that Growbag seriously needs to hear.
955
01:00:25,653 --> 01:00:29,172
How, where and when the police are
planning their big raid on his patch.
956
01:00:29,173 --> 01:00:30,053
How did we know that?
957
01:00:30,054 --> 01:00:32,852
From her! Jesus! Come here!
958
01:00:32,853 --> 01:00:37,132
She's got her reasons, apparently.
959
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:39,051
No, no, no, Carl, you're not coming.
960
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:41,373
I've been talking to dealers
since I was in year three.
961
01:00:41,374 --> 01:00:43,972
Not ones connected to three
murders that we know of.
962
01:00:43,973 --> 01:00:47,172
Carl, if shit's going round
about your dad, and it will,
963
01:00:47,173 --> 01:00:49,892
and you hit the ceiling
and it all kicks off,
964
01:00:49,893 --> 01:00:52,173
we're gonna end up buried
under a scrapyard somewhere.
965
01:00:52,174 --> 01:00:54,332
Right and if you come back saying
966
01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:58,092
'I did my best, but it's a no'
then Kev, I'll blame you.
967
01:00:58,093 --> 01:01:01,572
Shift it! In the car!
He's fetched us forward an hour.
968
01:01:01,573 --> 01:01:04,413
How much are you ordering
and what's your best price?
969
01:01:08,253 --> 01:01:10,211
Look, Mimi, right,
there's been a change of plan.
970
01:01:10,212 --> 01:01:11,373
Fuck off!
971
01:01:11,374 --> 01:01:14,772
My dad's looking at five to seven if
Growbag doesn't turn their kid in.
972
01:01:14,773 --> 01:01:16,652
He worships his little brother.
973
01:01:16,653 --> 01:01:18,133
Then we'll have to persuade him.
974
01:01:18,134 --> 01:01:21,693
No! Fuck off, he'll have your
necks on a butty.
975
01:01:23,293 --> 01:01:27,252
You can't just change your mind!
We've arranged everything!
976
01:01:27,253 --> 01:01:28,453
What, Carl?!
977
01:01:28,454 --> 01:01:31,092
You're not gonna look so
buxom if this gets round!
978
01:01:31,093 --> 01:01:33,772
Ma Maguire's lost her bottle.
What's that gonna cost you?
979
01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:35,372
Shut your yap!
980
01:01:35,373 --> 01:01:38,012
I'm going. Thing's
have been a lot quieter round here
981
01:01:38,013 --> 01:01:40,052
since you and Hindley fucked off!
982
01:01:40,053 --> 01:01:43,092
Right, I'll meet you on
the corner of Springhill.
983
01:01:43,093 --> 01:01:46,572
Eh, and it's just me and Mimi
doing the talking? Promise kiddo?
984
01:01:46,573 --> 01:01:48,693
Promise?!
985
01:02:06,093 --> 01:02:08,212
Jesus!
986
01:02:08,213 --> 01:02:11,932
Quieter round here without me,
is it!?
987
01:02:11,933 --> 01:02:14,893
I'm one of your own, you daft twats!
988
01:02:16,053 --> 01:02:17,413
Fuck!
989
01:02:21,413 --> 01:02:24,053
Come on, Carl, come on!
990
01:02:27,613 --> 01:02:32,452
I was seeing her home, and yeah,
cadging, but no harm intended.
991
01:02:32,453 --> 01:02:36,212
And I walked her as
far as Panama two's...
992
01:02:36,213 --> 01:02:38,813
MOBILE RINGS
993
01:02:48,253 --> 01:02:49,213
Yeah?
994
01:02:49,214 --> 01:02:51,732
'Me getting
to the Irish club's gone tits up'.
995
01:02:51,733 --> 01:02:53,093
Say again... what went wrong?
996
01:02:53,094 --> 01:02:55,332
'Me. The bike'.
997
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:59,372
'No cars with four wheels or a
body in the fucking boot. Help!'
998
01:02:59,373 --> 01:03:01,492
Second right, then second left.
999
01:03:01,493 --> 01:03:04,732
No, wait. One. Two.
1000
01:03:04,733 --> 01:03:08,972
Three. Did I say two? So then it's
three. Is it?
1001
01:03:08,973 --> 01:03:11,252
Where's your thingy?! Your woman?!
1002
01:03:11,253 --> 01:03:12,653
It got robbed. Second or third?
1003
01:03:12,654 --> 01:03:16,212
Remind me to get our Shane to fix
you up with a cheap-ish one, on me.
1004
01:03:16,213 --> 01:03:18,572
It'll be mine anyway. Two or three?
1005
01:03:18,573 --> 01:03:20,172
Who'd need more than one?
1006
01:03:20,173 --> 01:03:23,972
Fucking turnings! Second or third?!
1007
01:03:23,973 --> 01:03:26,493
Third!
1008
01:03:31,253 --> 01:03:32,773
Where's Kev?
1009
01:03:35,253 --> 01:03:37,053
Turn round, Carl.
1010
01:03:38,973 --> 01:03:41,093
Fucking turn round!
1011
01:03:47,693 --> 01:03:48,893
All right?
1012
01:03:58,813 --> 01:04:03,132
Fuck you! Get fucked,
you big dumb fluffer!
1013
01:04:03,133 --> 01:04:05,092
Give us a bottle!
1014
01:04:05,093 --> 01:04:10,572
Come on! And I'll slice your fuckin'
skittle down to clinical average.
1015
01:04:10,573 --> 01:04:13,252
Do you mind?!
My daughter's fucking dancing!
1016
01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:15,252
Fuck off!
1017
01:04:15,253 --> 01:04:18,453
Double vodka and a shot of Martini.
Snacks if you want.
1018
01:04:25,973 --> 01:04:28,053
Undo their wheel nuts.
1019
01:04:30,093 --> 01:04:33,933
What's happening now?
Is Kev kicking off?
1020
01:04:41,973 --> 01:04:45,053
How's it hanging, D-I-Y-O-Y?
1021
01:04:47,573 --> 01:04:52,612
If that's undercover,
I'm Jeremy fucking Beadle.
1022
01:04:52,613 --> 01:04:53,733
Who've you brought?
1023
01:04:53,734 --> 01:04:55,293
No-one.
1024
01:04:56,533 --> 01:04:58,572
I'm here, because I realise
1025
01:04:58,573 --> 01:05:01,572
your other meeting's
pointless without me.
1026
01:05:01,573 --> 01:05:05,452
Mimi, Carl, Kev Ball...
1027
01:05:05,453 --> 01:05:09,333
When you hear what we've got to
say, you'll regret all your threats.
1028
01:05:13,053 --> 01:05:14,693
Private.
1029
01:05:27,613 --> 01:05:30,532
You brainless two-faced cow,
what are yous doing here?!
1030
01:05:30,533 --> 01:05:32,772
What did I tell you?
1031
01:05:32,773 --> 01:05:35,812
A filthy ten-incher in a skirt.
1032
01:05:35,813 --> 01:05:38,853
None of us wants this any of this
overheard. Least of all you.
1033
01:05:44,853 --> 01:05:47,773
This bit can only come from you,
mate. Come on.
1034
01:05:53,493 --> 01:05:55,612
Cynthia...
1035
01:05:55,613 --> 01:05:56,853
I had nothing to do with that.
1036
01:05:56,854 --> 01:05:58,692
Your Mushroom did.
1037
01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:03,852
Mushroom's never met Cynthia.
Never been near her house.
1038
01:06:03,853 --> 01:06:05,932
Attempted murder and rape.
1039
01:06:05,933 --> 01:06:08,012
Oh, my God.
1040
01:06:08,013 --> 01:06:09,172
Since when?
1041
01:06:09,173 --> 01:06:13,013
Her first question
after surgery was "Am I pregnant?"
1042
01:06:16,613 --> 01:06:19,092
It all came up on footage, this.
1043
01:06:19,093 --> 01:06:21,413
Been tracking me dad's movements
since when...
1044
01:06:22,533 --> 01:06:23,453
That night.
1045
01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:31,092
Not a word from Frank
offered or necessary.
1046
01:06:31,093 --> 01:06:35,172
I give you information to avoid
imminent raid or raids
1047
01:06:35,173 --> 01:06:38,132
by the drug squad.
We let this one go.
1048
01:06:38,133 --> 01:06:39,612
"We"?
1049
01:06:39,613 --> 01:06:41,492
You're not drugs squad.
1050
01:06:41,493 --> 01:06:43,492
Unlike your ex.
1051
01:06:43,493 --> 01:06:44,933
Gus Carroll?
1052
01:06:46,533 --> 01:06:48,013
How is their new baby?
1053
01:06:49,093 --> 01:06:54,612
Hazel eyes, feeding issues,
astygmatism, two Christenings
1054
01:06:54,613 --> 01:06:56,452
and pyloric stenosis.
1055
01:06:56,453 --> 01:06:58,093
He emails.
1056
01:06:59,133 --> 01:07:00,893
Carl, talk to him.
1057
01:07:02,053 --> 01:07:05,452
Before we go, from...
1058
01:07:05,453 --> 01:07:08,652
it's from thingy.
You get the dates of two planned
1059
01:07:08,653 --> 01:07:11,492
drug raids on the table
from South and East divisions.
1060
01:07:11,493 --> 01:07:12,293
When?
1061
01:07:12,294 --> 01:07:13,732
Today for all you know.
1062
01:07:13,733 --> 01:07:16,692
It's not today. You've still time,
but if it ain't soon,
1063
01:07:16,693 --> 01:07:18,773
you'll be leaving your shop behind.
1064
01:07:20,933 --> 01:07:23,132
Plus, you cancel my dad's debts.
1065
01:07:23,133 --> 01:07:27,492
Get a job. That's two and half grand
Frank lost me.
1066
01:07:27,493 --> 01:07:30,332
Your dead dog tried bumming him
and the shit went all over the shop!
1067
01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:31,333
Did she?
1068
01:07:31,334 --> 01:07:33,692
We have got a 14 million to one
1069
01:07:33,693 --> 01:07:37,412
DNA match for your brother, forensic
matches of green paint from here
1070
01:07:37,413 --> 01:07:40,052
and witness ID from Cynthia
if we need it,
1071
01:07:40,053 --> 01:07:43,053
but she really
doesn't deserve that stress.
1072
01:07:44,693 --> 01:07:46,893
He did, Growbag,
he kicked t'fuck out of her.
1073
01:07:50,653 --> 01:07:52,493
We've still got time.
1074
01:08:01,573 --> 01:08:03,293
Where's our Mushroom?
1075
01:08:05,173 --> 01:08:06,533
Keep him there.
1076
01:08:07,773 --> 01:08:09,812
Plus...
1077
01:08:09,813 --> 01:08:11,972
I need town transport.
1078
01:08:11,973 --> 01:08:13,493
Not you driving.
1079
01:08:18,213 --> 01:08:21,132
Mushroom stays with me.
1080
01:08:21,133 --> 01:08:23,412
Nobody fetches him.
1081
01:08:23,413 --> 01:08:24,653
I'll bring him in.
1082
01:08:26,253 --> 01:08:28,213
Can I? With a lawyer?
1083
01:08:30,493 --> 01:08:31,933
And you.
1084
01:08:33,973 --> 01:08:35,972
You tell Frank...
1085
01:08:35,973 --> 01:08:37,932
his slate's clean,
1086
01:08:37,933 --> 01:08:41,733
once he's done three 40 hour weeks
on the family stalls.
1087
01:09:10,053 --> 01:09:11,932
I'm here to ask a favour.
1088
01:09:11,933 --> 01:09:15,092
Actually, you owe me big time,
so I'm calling a favour in.
1089
01:09:15,093 --> 01:09:19,412
Micky needs a place to stay,
so I said he can stop here.
1090
01:09:19,413 --> 01:09:20,331
That's good of you.
1091
01:09:20,332 --> 01:09:21,733
You need the company.
1092
01:09:21,734 --> 01:09:25,372
Not when you keep coming round
telling me we can't see each other.
1093
01:09:25,373 --> 01:09:27,133
Hiya. Kel said you wouldn't mind.
1094
01:09:27,134 --> 01:09:28,892
You could do with the company.
1095
01:09:28,893 --> 01:09:32,132
No problem, Micky.
Mi shithole es su shithole.
1096
01:09:32,133 --> 01:09:33,812
Told you he wouldn't mind.
1097
01:09:33,813 --> 01:09:36,492
Micky could help with the bills.
1098
01:09:36,493 --> 01:09:37,932
Such as they are.
1099
01:09:37,933 --> 01:09:39,171
Such as they are.
1100
01:09:39,172 --> 01:09:41,571
I can grab some stuff from mum's,
make it a bit more comfy and stuff.
1101
01:09:41,572 --> 01:09:42,771
Like a hoover.
1102
01:09:42,772 --> 01:09:43,853
Fumigation kit.
1103
01:09:43,854 --> 01:09:47,452
(LAUGHS) You'll have
a great time here.
1104
01:09:47,453 --> 01:09:48,373
Are you sure you don't mind?
1105
01:09:48,374 --> 01:09:51,613
Like she said. Kelly said.
Do with the company.
1106
01:09:53,093 --> 01:09:54,653
Lonely on my own.
1107
01:09:57,733 --> 01:09:59,652
Ladies and gentlemen.
1108
01:09:59,653 --> 01:10:01,653
The moment
you've all been waiting for,
1109
01:10:01,654 --> 01:10:04,412
the man you've all been
waiting for.
1110
01:10:04,413 --> 01:10:06,373
The man you owe a fucking fortune
1111
01:10:06,374 --> 01:10:09,092
so dig deep
or you're going to get some looks.
1112
01:10:09,093 --> 01:10:12,052
Frank Gallagher!
1113
01:10:12,053 --> 01:10:14,612
CHEERING
1114
01:10:14,613 --> 01:10:16,972
Wheeey! Fucking hell!
1115
01:10:16,973 --> 01:10:20,692
Go on! Freedom!
1116
01:10:20,693 --> 01:10:22,732
Daniel Day Lewis, fucking what?!
1117
01:10:22,733 --> 01:10:24,252
You knobhead.
1118
01:10:24,253 --> 01:10:27,772
Oh, the Stillborn Ultimatum.
1119
01:10:27,773 --> 01:10:29,253
Crossing a line, Swampy.
1120
01:10:29,254 --> 01:10:31,852
Come on.
Where were you, Skywalker?
1121
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:35,172
Third party voyeurism
and bombing about in a car
1122
01:10:35,173 --> 01:10:36,813
your Pappy couldn't afford.
1123
01:10:40,533 --> 01:10:42,692
Carl!
1124
01:10:42,693 --> 01:10:44,973
Well done, mate.
1125
01:10:47,733 --> 01:10:50,252
You know what you are to me,
my lovely? Eh?
1126
01:10:50,253 --> 01:10:51,412
Cut it out!
1127
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,692
No, come on. A total cunt.
1128
01:10:53,693 --> 01:10:55,332
Ahh! Drink on me.
1129
01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:56,453
Butch!
1130
01:10:57,613 --> 01:11:00,572
Drink for the offspring.
Son of the father.
1131
01:11:00,573 --> 01:11:03,572
Butch, forget it, this boy's
staying dry as a bone, here.
1132
01:11:03,573 --> 01:11:05,053
I'm running Kev back to Nottingham.
1133
01:11:05,054 --> 01:11:07,292
Oh, are you moving, Jaffa Cake?
1134
01:11:07,293 --> 01:11:09,452
LAUGHTER
1135
01:11:09,453 --> 01:11:13,132
Ladies and gentlemen,
please put your hands together
1136
01:11:13,133 --> 01:11:15,052
for Mrs Cynthia Feltz.
1137
01:11:15,053 --> 01:11:17,732
CHEERING
1138
01:11:17,733 --> 01:11:19,052
Here's the fella!
1139
01:11:19,053 --> 01:11:21,972
Hey, fella! He's my little lover.
1140
01:11:21,973 --> 01:11:25,172
My own personal Umpeldink.
1141
01:11:25,173 --> 01:11:28,012
Fuck off,
you stink of Dettol and shit.
1142
01:11:28,013 --> 01:11:29,652
Dettol and shit.
1143
01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:32,172
Yeah, so keep your distance,
Fuzzy Feltz.
1144
01:11:32,173 --> 01:11:34,692
No, they had to shave me!
1145
01:11:34,693 --> 01:11:36,212
GROANING
1146
01:11:36,213 --> 01:11:38,052
Everybody's eating!
1147
01:11:38,053 --> 01:11:39,973
Where's your purse, by the way?
1148
01:11:42,533 --> 01:11:45,213
Someone want to clue her in
about double jeopardy?
1149
01:11:51,773 --> 01:11:54,492
(CARL ON TAPE) 'Fiona was 16
when she took over this family.
1150
01:11:54,493 --> 01:11:57,972
'Debbie was about 11. Well...
1151
01:11:57,973 --> 01:12:00,172
'11 or 12. Lip never did,
1152
01:12:00,173 --> 01:12:02,972
'but only cos he was born knowing
about that kind of stuff.
1153
01:12:02,973 --> 01:12:05,692
'I'm 21 and never been asked!'
1154
01:12:05,693 --> 01:12:07,933
TAPE REWINDS
1155
01:12:16,533 --> 01:12:18,733
You know what's really true?
1156
01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,332
And what's to be admired, Carl?
1157
01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,493
You've never hurt anybody
in your life, have you?
1158
01:12:24,494 --> 01:12:26,452
Course I fucking have!
1159
01:12:26,453 --> 01:12:29,892
You kidding? Welsh Taffy,
when I bust his bollocks.
1160
01:12:29,893 --> 01:12:32,812
Spent a fortnight in hospital.
Ask anybody!
1161
01:12:32,813 --> 01:12:35,452
Yeah, he threatened your Debbie
so you had to hurt back.
1162
01:12:35,453 --> 01:12:38,132
But you've never hurt anybody first,
have you?
1163
01:12:38,133 --> 01:12:40,093
Don't think I wouldn't know how to.
1164
01:12:44,413 --> 01:12:46,211
You should be really proud of that.
1165
01:12:46,212 --> 01:12:47,293
Cut it out, you poof!
1166
01:12:51,293 --> 01:12:55,253
Neither of us
wants to hear me say this.
1167
01:12:57,053 --> 01:12:58,893
You've your dad to thank for that.
1168
01:13:04,413 --> 01:13:06,572
Ooof! Oi!
1169
01:13:06,573 --> 01:13:09,173
It'll be the airbag next, you prick.
1170
01:13:12,693 --> 01:13:13,933
You little shit!
1171
01:13:13,934 --> 01:13:16,132
Sorry, Kev, it's too fucking funny.
1172
01:13:16,133 --> 01:13:19,053
(GROANING)
1173
01:13:23,893 --> 01:13:24,892
No!
1174
01:13:24,893 --> 01:13:26,412
(LAUGHS)
1175
01:13:26,413 --> 01:13:29,413
I'm not concentrating
on the road here!
1176
01:13:37,373 --> 01:13:40,692
When people like your mum disappear,
they don't want to be found.
1177
01:13:40,693 --> 01:13:43,052
Tell me, you old bitch. Where's Mum?
1178
01:13:43,053 --> 01:13:45,293
Friends that bruise together
stay together.
1179
01:13:47,693 --> 01:13:49,772
She's already out. Sorry, mate.
1180
01:13:49,773 --> 01:13:52,852
If I took him back, I'd be
on the streets shooting up in days.
1181
01:13:52,853 --> 01:13:54,852
Billy is Cilla's dad.
1182
01:13:54,853 --> 01:13:56,452
You shagged a 14-year-old?
1183
01:13:56,453 --> 01:13:58,692
Mum, tell her you're not a paedo.
Are you?
1184
01:13:58,693 --> 01:14:02,692
He's back and wants access to Cilla.
Everything's perfect as it is.
1185
01:14:02,693 --> 01:14:04,853
Can you get off me now, please?
1186
01:14:05,973 --> 01:14:09,133
What's the matter? I'm not gay.
1187
01:14:16,933 --> 01:14:19,133
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1188
01:14:19,183 --> 01:14:23,733
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