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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:08,076 Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express! 2 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,630 Come and watch pikeys making a mess of the lives 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,076 they were given by him upstairs 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:19,153 and kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. 5 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:22,198 What sounds on earth could ever replace 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,431 kids needing money or wives in your face? 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,909 Cos this, people reckon, and me included, 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,993 is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented 9 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:37,837 to calm us all down and stop us going mental. 10 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,469 These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials. 11 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:45,712 We are worth every penny for grinding your axes. 12 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,873 You shit on our heads, but you pay the taxes. 13 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:57,399 Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers 14 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,835 who'd come on your face for the price of a beer. 15 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:03,754 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 16 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,799 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now! 17 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,074 FRANK LAUGHS 18 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,469 Scatter. 19 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,198 Party! 20 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,314 (Frank) Forget your tracker mortgages and your ISAs, 21 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,913 your pension schemes, 22 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,151 saving for a rainy day, you know, planning for your old age. 23 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,550 Chances are you'll be off your fuckin' trolley anyway - 24 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:35,868 brain ravaged by dementia. 25 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,997 You'll have all that money in the bank but won't be able to remember 26 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,559 which fuckin' bank you put it in. 27 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,074 And even if you did, some shitbag politician 28 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,037 will claw the lot back in taxes. 29 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:52,993 So enjoy the here and now - this day, this minute, this second. 30 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,996 Carpe diem, I sayl 31 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,073 Well, not me, you know - Seneca, to be precise. Seize the dayl 32 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,948 Well, some of it. Obviously need to get some time out for a few scoops, 33 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,874 bit of shut-eye, bit of how's your pater, but you get my drift, yeah? 34 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,997 Drop 'em. 35 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,350 I said, drop 'em. 36 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,829 MUSIC: James Bond theme 37 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,112 Say my name. 38 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:40,591 Oh! Oh! Seven... and a half! 39 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,031 GUNSHOT 40 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,074 GROANS 41 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,028 HE MUMBLES 42 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,236 Oh, for God's sake. 43 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,710 Just pay attention a minute, we need to sort out Liam's trip tomorrow. 44 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,349 Are you coming or not? There needs to be a parent present and I don't want... 45 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:37,319 Norm, have you got any sticky tape? Only I want to strap this to me thigh... 46 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,594 What's going on? 47 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,278 - Right, show it me! - Give it to me! 48 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,555 (Carl) Pass it here, pass it here! Debbie! 49 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,119 (Debbie) Dad, hide it! 50 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,475 No! Not the school gerbil! 51 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,918 OK, OK! Look! 52 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,070 I entered Liam into a competition and he's down to the last three. 53 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,832 MICROWAVE BEEPS 54 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,638 - Blackpool. - Tomorrow. 55 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,757 It's to be the face of a nationwide ad campaign, but they do a few test shots, 56 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,637 see how he looks, make their decision. 57 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,075 If he wins, they do the shoot there and then. 58 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,435 And how come I was the last to know?! 59 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,590 We didn't think you'd approve. 60 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,036 You know, exploitation of a minor an' all. 61 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,590 Well, look what child stardom did to the Artful Dodger from Oliver. 62 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,478 You know, and then there's poor Nicholas Lyndhurst. 63 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,675 Well, he's not dead. 64 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,751 Yeah, but have you seen the fuckin' state of him? 65 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,034 And I get paid if I win. 66 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,596 So... what time do we leave? 67 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,829 THEY ALL SIGH 68 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,348 You're in sunny lbiza and we're off to Blackpool! 69 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,591 I know, yeah, gutted for you. You'll walk it, Liam, mate. 70 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,272 All the best, pal. 71 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,351 Stella's due a feed, bottle's in the fridge. 72 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,830 Now it's Liam's big day tomorrow, so he needs an early night. 73 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,957 You could do with one too - you look like death warmed up. 74 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,268 Bye, Monica! 75 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,033 I want us all making a good impression. 76 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,270 This could be the start of something for Liam, 77 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,158 chance of a future without minimum wage stamped all over it. 78 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,959 FROM COMPUTER: Hiya, Muml I can hear you a mile off. 79 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,838 I meant to text ya. I know what those Mediterranean types can be like - 80 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:22,436 straight, gay or bi - I imagine they're all the same. So use a condom. 81 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,919 Out! 82 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,516 And no matter how much they might try and convince you otherwise, don't swallow! 83 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,591 Can you catch an STD through oral? 84 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,714 MUSIC: James Bond theme 85 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,838 All right, Lillian? 86 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,677 - You OK? - Think it's just a bit of wind. 87 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,273 I know it's gonna be a late one, but if you stick to regulars only 88 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,113 and keep the music down, we'll turn a blind eye. 89 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,519 Nice one, Stan. 90 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,677 She's got the hots for you there, Micky. 91 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,516 Oh, not my type. 92 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,068 It's got a fanny, what more your type do you need? 93 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,832 - Go on, buy her a drink. - Aw... 94 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:23,117 - If he doesn't want to... - Once he gets a little sniff of her, 95 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:27,398 his brain'll switch off and his cock'll kick in. Guaranteed. 96 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,149 - Mayday. - Eh? 97 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,798 View To A Kill. 98 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,233 And you are? 99 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,958 Er, Micky. 100 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,996 I mean, right, yeah... 101 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:45,950 Daniel Craig, innit? Er... James... 102 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,234 Casino. 103 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,958 I need a slash. 104 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,159 Vast improvement, Frank. 105 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,310 Thuck oth. 106 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,630 - I could do you for that. - In your dreams. 107 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,675 MOBILE RINGS 108 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,193 Evenin', all! 109 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,077 OVER RADIO: Stan, Stanl 110 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:06,831 Tom? 111 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:10,117 They've got me, the lock-ups, back of Stansfield Roadl 112 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,998 5705 to base, back-up required! 113 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,155 I was hoping that wasn't all padding. 114 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,840 Oh, look, I'm sorry. I can't. I mean, I'd love to, 115 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,718 but me girlfriend's at home pregnant, you know what I mean, 116 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,394 with triplets and that, she's due any sec... Fuck me! 117 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,835 (LAUGHS) You wait your turn. 118 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,878 How did you know I was, you know, how could you tell I? 119 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,315 You were the only man in there other than me who knew 120 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,868 all the words to Diamonds Are Forever. 121 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,393 Now... 122 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,233 what's on offer? 123 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,039 I'm packing eight. And we're talking lmperial, 124 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,839 not metric, if you get my... drift! 125 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,915 Aargh! Oh, no, no! 126 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,834 (Sobbing) Fuck! Oh, fuck! 127 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,878 (Sobbing) Fuck! Fuck! 128 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:57,071 LAUGHS 129 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,714 There's Pinky and Perky! 130 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,994 Your cozzy's spot on. 131 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,275 - Thank you. - Same again? 132 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:10,239 Yeah. Give the lad a hand. 133 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,036 I just wanted to see you again. 134 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,953 Well, it isn't exactly the best place. 135 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,508 Please go, go. I'll call you. 136 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,032 What? What?! 137 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,237 I'd forgotten how nice your smile was, that's all. 138 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,550 LAUGHTER 139 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,593 See you tomorrow, yeah? 140 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,272 Wear something casual. 141 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,794 And don't forget to shave. 142 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,109 Have a break. I'll check on you when it settles. 143 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,273 Sexiest women on the estate. 144 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,429 I only made it to number 17? 145 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:07,832 It's all down to points, apparently - face, tits, arse, legs. 146 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,558 Yeah, my Kelly's got all of them. 147 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:13,349 And what do you mark the blokes out of, then? Personality, intelligence? 148 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,115 Length, girth, stamina, if you must know. 149 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,237 Which is the reason why my little black book's so fuckin' empty. 150 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,389 LAUGHS 151 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,914 - What's the S stand for? - If I've shagged 'em. 152 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,355 B for a blow job, W for a wank, 153 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,556 - F for finger... - What's UTS, then? 154 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,232 Up the shitter. 155 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,309 Micky, look after the bar for five minutes? 156 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,719 I'm on a night out! 157 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,869 Harry Potter? 158 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,315 Cock off, Harry Potter! 159 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,517 I'm Boris Grishenko, Goldeneye. 160 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,591 Listen, no freebies and no credit. 161 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,075 Leave 'em on. Put 'em on, they look good. 162 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,749 Karen... 163 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,833 Ambulance, quick! 164 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,151 Me and you, son, we'll go in the ambulance. 165 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,595 - I'll get the car, follow with the boys. - What about this place? 166 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:19,635 Leave it with me. 167 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,596 No, no. Panic over, panic over. 168 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,079 Idiot, wasting our time. 169 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,799 How'd you get to be this childish? 170 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,758 Ask Stan - he started it. 171 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,877 Salt in my tea, porn mags in my file. 172 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,235 You're lucky I didn't leave you there all night! 173 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,198 They pulled that unit from a near riot in Ancoats for you. 174 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,430 First thing you do, go grovel to the Super. 175 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,556 Second, find Stan and apologise. 176 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,278 He'll be fine. You know Stan, 177 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,716 he's probably watching us now, pissing himself laughing. 178 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,719 Bar... person, another three pints, on my tab. 179 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,793 - Cash only tonight, pal. - Worth a try. 180 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,512 Jesus, it's like a morgue in here. 181 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,712 Oh, fuck me. Bang on cue, Goldminger. 182 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,916 Oh, you look great, Lillian. 183 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,514 Must've taken a bit of time to get all that together. 184 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,672 No, I've had this years. Used to wear it for my Brendan. 185 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,637 - Oh? - You know, Sunday nights, like. 186 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,234 She'll be OK. 187 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,231 I hope so. 188 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,949 I didn't even know you were trying for a baby. 189 00:12:59,040 --> 00:12:59,995 We weren't. 190 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,595 Course you weren't. No Maguire man tries for a baby. 191 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:07,116 I only had to hang my kecks on the bedpost and your mother was up the spout. 192 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,792 You'll all be the same. 193 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,313 Well... 194 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,590 Have you been to the toilet? 195 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,272 - Mm-hm. - Good lad! 196 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,989 - I'm all dressed up, you know? - No, come on. Where you going? Out! 197 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,719 - What do you mean, "Where you going?" - No, not that way! Out! 198 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,753 Bloody hell! 199 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,674 We'll go via the A roads. 200 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,079 That'll take forever. 201 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:37,118 No, it'll be nice driving round the countryside. 202 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,589 We've got three hours to get to Blackpool, 203 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,513 we're taking a longer route - for what, aesthetics? 204 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,111 (Frank) Am I being ignored here? 205 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,837 I'll take that as a yes. 206 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,399 (Shouting) Guys! 207 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,393 MOUTHING 208 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,553 Shit! 209 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,551 Full Irish. White pudding, the lot. 210 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:46,349 Don't wanna be eating any of that hospital food, end up in a fuckin' coma. 211 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,034 Thanks, Mam. 212 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,190 How is she? 213 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,953 The doctor said she should be discharged this morning. 214 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,076 - And she's OK? - Yeah, she will be. 215 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,438 < Brings it all back. 216 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,429 You lose a child, your life's never the same. 217 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,196 We'll wait for her, bring her home together. 218 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,670 Show her we care, that the whole family's behind her. 219 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,512 She doesn't like much fuss, Mum. 220 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,910 Or says she doesn't. But at a time like this... 221 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,236 I tell you what might be a better idea, Mam. 222 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,470 How's about we go back and get pub ready, eh? 223 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,312 Your mother says we wait, we wait. 224 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,994 Yeah, but Karen's not gonna wanna come back to... 225 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:35,073 Well, you know? No-one's cleaned up yet, have they? 226 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,118 You're right. We've got things to do. 227 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,668 We'll make sure the flat's spick and span. 228 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,354 There won't be a pin out of place. 229 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,912 God, you're still glowing like you've had a fortnight in Chernobyl. 230 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,230 Do you think we should flick it with some Holy Water? 231 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,471 You know, in case he's still there? Give him a bit of a send-off? 232 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,279 There's not gonna be much of that here, is there? 233 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,954 Could get some soda water or summat, I'll give it a blessing. 234 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,755 Ugh! 235 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,193 Aargh! 236 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,229 You two all right? 237 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,753 Fine, thanks. 238 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,757 We got you one with a... 239 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:36,551 mattress protector on it, so if you have any mishaps in future 240 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,552 you just give it a quick wipe, sorted. 241 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,710 Sorry, mate. 242 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,789 I... 243 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,589 I know what it is you're going through, mate. 244 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,954 You reckon? 245 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,998 Kelly had that phantom pregnancy, remember? 246 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,398 Felt like I'd been robbed. 247 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,710 Beaten senseless 248 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,995 and robbed. 249 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,071 And no-one knows that pain, mate. 250 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:05,039 Unless you've been there, that is. 251 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,269 You should've said. 252 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,998 Not like you could've done owt, is it? 253 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,397 We could go out for a drink sometime, couldn't we? 254 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,754 Head into town, maybe? 255 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,432 Yeah. 256 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,714 Yeah, that'd be good. 257 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,354 What's with the fucking flowers? 258 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,349 I know this couldn't have come at a worse time. 259 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,759 The lad you left in charge last night... Joe? 260 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,513 We checked the safe. It's empty. 261 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,478 God knows how much you took over the bar last night. 262 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,870 I've not seen people knocking 'em back like that in a long while. 263 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,392 - Straight to voicemail. - Tried ringing Mandy. 264 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,799 She's not answering. 265 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,792 Wait till I get my hands on her. 266 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,349 - You stupid, stupid bastard! - I'm sorry. 267 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,352 I didn't mean for this to happen, it was a joke! 268 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,190 A joke?! 269 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,352 Led Stan to believe you'd been murdered just to get one up on him? 270 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,112 I'm as disgusted as you are. 271 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,079 I tried his mobile earlier, he isn't picking up. 272 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,276 Well, he might answer when he sees it's me. 273 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,112 MOBILE RINGS 274 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,713 Stan? 275 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,355 It's OK, it's OK! 276 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,908 I'm not dead! Stan, it was a joke! 277 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,433 It was a wind-up! 278 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,556 Where've you been? We've all been worried sick. 279 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,554 I think you'd better go. 280 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,835 Call me. When he starts talking. 281 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,832 Stan? Mate, I'm sorry! 282 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,756 - Well played! - You two keep your mouths shut 283 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,150 and there'll be plenty more where that came from. 284 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,158 - Round one to us, I think! - Thank you! 285 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,956 Norma, we've got less than two hours to get there! 286 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,032 - You think I don't know that?! - Well, call the breakdown services. 287 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,475 My membership ran out a month ago. 288 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,757 Well, look, let's pool our resources and see how much we've got, eh? 289 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,795 We won't have enough. 290 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,474 And even if we had the cash, time's totally against us. 291 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,272 - Great! - Debbie! 292 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,759 I'm sorry! 293 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,192 Just imagine. Liam's whole life could've changed, 294 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,716 just like that. Happens, doesn't it? 295 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,119 I said I'm sorry. 296 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,872 His chance to escape. 297 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,598 That place. 298 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,398 Those people... 299 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,755 We are those people. 300 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,275 Oh. 301 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,878 It was a joke! 302 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,397 There's plenty of time for kids. 303 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,948 You're both young, healthy. 304 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,598 Plenty of time. 305 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,955 Mam, I'm all right, honest. 306 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,794 BLEEPING 307 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,639 Ah, yes! 308 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,075 Hey, no smoking! Can't you read? 309 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,391 Yeah, that's why I don't work in a fuckin' café. 310 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,679 (Frank) So what now, Einstein? We'll need a fucking miracle to get there on time. 311 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,916 HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS 312 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,597 MUFFLED ARGUING 313 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,436 ENGINE STARTS 314 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,590 Norma! Norma, it's started! 315 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,477 Come on! 316 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:03,114 Loaves into fishes! Water into wine! Blind men can see! 317 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,839 - Wait! - City win the league! 318 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,878 - Hurry up! - For fuck's sake! 319 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,112 Oh, I'm shagged out! 320 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,276 Hey, Blackpool here we fucking come, mate! 321 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,629 The wailing wall's gone, thank fuck. 322 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,551 I said your mam's gone. 323 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,712 We need crisps - cheese 'n' onion - and cashews. 324 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,559 Jamie, cheese 'n' onion and cashews. 325 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,868 I'll get down the cellar. 326 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,234 We're out. 327 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,390 Cash 'n' carry, then. 328 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,471 No time. 329 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,869 Nip round to Yvonne's and see if she can sub us. 330 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,752 You are all right about all this, aren't ya? 331 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,273 Yeah, fine. 332 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,150 Wasn't like it was planned. 333 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,038 If it had've been, I'd be gutted. 334 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,554 We got things to do, places to see. 335 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,471 It's gonna be a lot easier doing that round-the-world trip 336 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,357 without a nappy bag and a buggy, eh? 337 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:40,036 I know I've never really talked about it, but, well, kids... 338 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,758 Cards on the table, Jamie, 339 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,599 I've never really wanted any. 340 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,636 You? 341 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,153 No. 342 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,273 Crisps, yeah? 343 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,191 Thought I'd get this back to you 344 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,236 before you sent the sniffer dogs out. 345 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,915 Got your messages. And the other eleven from my mother. 346 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,355 - Nice to be trusted. - Sorry, things've been... 347 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,908 No matter how they are, I'd never rob my own brother. 348 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,513 I'm just glad to see the back of it. 349 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,716 I haven't slept all night. The till roll's in there. 350 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,995 Nice one, Joe. 351 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,274 I'm sorry, Sis. 352 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,793 Forgiven. 353 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,394 Best phone Mum and Dad, let them know you've surfaced. 354 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,511 If you're not doing anything, could do with a hand getting this place ready. 355 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,157 Sure. 356 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,708 Cheers for last night, man, you're a lifesaver. 357 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,597 And I'm sorry too, mate. 358 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,714 I don't really know what to say, but... 359 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,791 A kid would've just cramped me style. 360 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,873 I said I'd give Jamie a hand. 361 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,474 It'll have to wait. We need to be somewhere. 362 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,437 Where? 363 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,755 Jamie and Karen should be here by now. 364 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,353 Mandy's been in touch. 365 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,113 They're not up to it, God help them. 366 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,395 Hit them hard. Knew it would. 367 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,239 Mam, Dad. 368 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:24,599 This is my girlfriend, Grace. 369 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,955 Grace Jones. 370 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,758 Jones? You Welsh, then? 371 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,554 Sorry for your loss. 372 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,471 Thanks. Would you like a drink? 373 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,232 No. I'm all right, thanks. 374 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,918 Seen the size of her feet? 375 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,108 I thought you said it were a miscarriage? 376 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,792 Oh, that? It's... symbolic. 377 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,110 Some bollocks more like. 378 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,668 If you ask me, you've had a lucky escape. 379 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,273 I wouldn't be without mine, 380 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,557 but parenthood isn't all it's cracked up to be. Look at Angelina and Brad 381 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,313 tripping about with their brood in tow, 382 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,075 make it look like a piece of piss. All flip-flops and cheesecloth. 383 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,674 - I'll get you a box back tomorrow. - Guaranteed, when they're at home, 384 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,035 straight off to the nanny's. 385 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,918 Angie and Brad feet up, couple of cans, watching telly. 386 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,117 Can you imagine her changing a shitty nappy? Can you? 387 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,476 With those nails, she'd rip their arse to shreds. 388 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:46,034 He used to be so full of life. Now, since Tom's... 389 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:46,791 Prank. 390 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:51,271 ...prank... it's like there's a light gone out in his eyes. 391 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,112 He's not half the man he was. 392 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,670 - Don't overdo the tears. - So how much are we making on this? 393 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,991 While Stan's on full wages, L30 a week each. 394 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:05,632 If he gets compensation, a 10% cut, two-week family holiday a year, 395 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,679 Florida, not open to negotiation, and a Christmas bonus. 396 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,671 Yeah, but we don't do Christmas. 397 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,672 Stan does. Anyway if it all goes tits up, 398 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,639 it'll be six month in Strangeways for fraud. 399 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,512 Sorry. 400 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,473 Nine. 401 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,028 - What the fuck's that? - Pressie for the nipper. 402 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,031 Manchester United?! 403 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,796 Fuck that. 404 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,319 - Celtic? - Name me one football team from Belfast. 405 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,719 What? 406 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,520 I know it's mental, you know it's mental. 407 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,910 Just go along with it for my sake, yeah? 408 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,032 Named him after the patron saint of unborn children, Saint Gerard. 409 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,999 - What, Stevie? - Gerard Majella. 410 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,150 Someone just told us in the pub. I didn't believe it. 411 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,516 - I don't know why I didn't believe it! - I thought you'd told them? 412 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,670 How could I tell them? 413 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,034 You knew about this? 414 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,872 I thought it'd be best to get it out the way 415 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,474 and hopefully you'd never find out... 416 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,120 - You'd never know. - Well, it's a bit late now, innit? 417 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,438 Fuck... right... off. 418 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,875 That's the grief talking. 419 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,190 Have you been sniffing your own produce? 420 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,033 - You're upset, but watch your mouth. - You gonna let her talk like that? 421 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,554 Are you gonna cancel this fuckin' carnival? 422 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,039 A child died. 423 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,997 It wasn't at the stage to be a boy or a girl, Dad! 424 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,913 It was a boy. A Maguire's first born is always a boy! 425 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,549 I was three weeks late for my period. For God's sake! 426 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,798 This is warped. 427 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,792 Gerard had a soul and we're saving it. 428 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,678 I should be fucking furious... 429 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,036 but d'you know what? I'm not. 430 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,872 Because I had a lucky escape. 431 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,351 Imagine giving birth to anything with their blood in it. 432 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,238 You'll thank us come Judgement Day! No grandson of mine's 433 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,912 knocking about in purgatory. 434 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,879 I want him at God's side before the Devil knows he's dead! 435 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,032 I was gonna ask them, did they want to put anything in the coffin? 436 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,873 Did you put my pressie and letter in? 437 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,516 I'm sorry, I can't... 438 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,749 But I thought you liked me? 439 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,276 I did. I do. But this? 440 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,999 I never thought I'd say this, but all this? 441 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,593 It's just too fucking weird. 442 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,475 (Paddy) Micky! 443 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,793 (Norma) I love the seaside. 444 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,269 There's something quintessentially British about it, don't you think? 445 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,555 (Liam) What's quintessential mean? 446 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,153 Look at that. 447 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,310 (Norma) No, I love it here. 448 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,029 (Monica) It's got a certain charm, but I prefer Lesbos. 449 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,717 We're delighted you allowed Liam to attend, truly delighted. 450 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,951 - So, er, what are his chances? - Good. Very good. 451 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,397 In fact, he's the last of the boys to be seen today 452 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,835 and, to be honest, I think the best, facially. 453 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,480 - So is it you who decides? - It's a joint decision. 454 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,709 When will you make it? 455 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,837 Well, we'll take a few test shots, see how he looks, about half an hour? 456 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,797 Oh, so he could win it? 457 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,111 It depends on how he reacts in front of the camera, the pressure. 458 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,872 A lot of boys don't like that much attention. 459 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,757 Oh, he loves it, 460 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,876 loves being the centre of attention, doesn't he, Frank? 461 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,393 Yeah, a born performer. 462 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:36,110 And a fantastic face. Tells its own story, don't you think? 463 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,236 All right, Carl? 464 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,276 70p, love. 465 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,998 Sorry... 466 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,514 You can keep the change. 467 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,238 Five... 468 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,436 - What? - Er, nothing. 469 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,033 Cheeky bastards, the lot of them. 470 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,509 - They're my family. - That's worse. 471 00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,036 I don't want 'em in here, Jamie. I don't want 'em anywhere near me. 472 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,633 Can't bar them, Karen. 473 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,233 I can and I fucking will. 474 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,959 Wait until you've calmed down before you do anything. 475 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,679 You know, one thing guaranteed to make my blood boil - 476 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,070 is being told to twatting calm down! 477 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,310 How many out of ten did you give Karen? 478 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,674 Nine. 479 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,399 Fiery. She'd be a right goer. 480 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,913 What did I get? 481 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,878 I'm not in there? 482 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,349 Eight out of ten. 483 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,914 Five. But let's see if we can improve on that, shall we? 484 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,915 Who the?! 485 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,312 Oh, since the girls on the estate heard what you were doing... 486 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,995 Six? Shane's got fuckin' seven! 487 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,513 Me dad's got fuckin' five! 488 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,999 Whoa, we're losing altitude. 489 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,513 Six?! 490 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,988 Liam, I want us to go for a real sad look now, please. 491 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,798 Look at the camera. 492 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,393 - Like Norma. - Shut up! 493 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,710 Always witty, Frank. Always witty. 494 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,999 So, um, if Liam's chosen, he'll be the face of what exactly? 495 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,868 A national campaign aimed at highlighting the misery 496 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,837 of a small but significant section of society. 497 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,592 Who? 498 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,033 Those without voices. 499 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,236 - Westlife? - The invisible. 500 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,551 Could you be a little more specific? 501 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,870 If Liam is chosen, 502 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,714 he'll be giving hope to thousands, maybe even millions. 503 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,360 The numbers of those suffering are almost impossible to calculate. 504 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,953 Suffering what, exactly? 505 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:01,158 Abuse. He'll be portraying an abused child. 506 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:05,870 So when you look at my son, Liam, that is how you see him? 507 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,188 Not at all. I see... 508 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,475 A fantastic face - telling it's own story! 509 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,516 Monica! Monica! 510 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,238 I think there's been a misunderstanding... 511 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,029 And what a story! Knocked about, beaten by his unloving parents, neglected, 512 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,591 without a voice, without hope. Does he look unhappy? Malnourished? 513 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,829 Knocked about? Does he? 514 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,239 You're blowing this out of all proportion. 515 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,676 You want a face for a national campaign about abuse? 516 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,753 If you don't get out my fucking way, you'll have one! 517 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,229 Projecting abuse! 518 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,197 He's never been smacked in his life! 519 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,589 People don't take that much notice of faces, Mon, 520 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,511 it's the message that sinks in, 521 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,991 and if Liam's face can help that message get through, who knows? 522 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,958 It could help to save some poor kiddy's life. 523 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,792 Not only that, they said they'd up his fee to a grand. 524 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,791 What, he's got the job? 525 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,757 They've sent all the other lads home. 526 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,638 He's just what they're looking for, apparently. 527 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:03,156 Oh, come on, let's just get this thing done and get home, eh? 528 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,280 MOUTHS 529 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,034 Cash! 530 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,473 That's not possible. 531 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,516 Liam, in the van! 532 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,955 Where are we going to raise money with such short notice? 533 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:22,239 Ha! You've got cash cards, credit cards, expense accounts. 534 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,151 Cash. 535 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,959 - (Frank) Come on, Liam. - Come on. 536 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,269 The doctor said, as far as Stan's concerned, 537 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,113 he's locked in the moment of discovering you hanging. 538 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,315 So what's the next move? 539 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,356 If I can get him to stop crying for long enough, 540 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,671 I might be able to start talking him round, but until then... 541 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,514 Tell him I'm really sorry, Yvonne. 542 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,158 I went too far. 543 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,231 I will. When he's lucid. 544 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,314 He could lose his job! 545 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,678 That's his fault! You could've had a piggin' heart attack. 546 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,751 I like having you around. Brew? 547 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,593 My turn. You put your feet up. 548 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,039 OK, and again, please, Liam. 549 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,749 Right, this time, I want you to imagine your dad's a drunk, 550 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,910 an old junkie, OK? 551 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,788 Your mum's run off with someone and you haven't seen her for years, 552 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,792 it's just you and your sister all alone at home. 553 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,359 - He's just not getting it. - Liam, think of something really sad. 554 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,159 Like something terrible's happened. 555 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:40,118 And a little less panto? Any advice? 556 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,873 He's a happy soul. He takes after me. 557 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,996 But if we don't get a shot we can use... 558 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,469 OK, looking this way please, Liam. 559 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,630 That's it, it's brilliant! 560 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,037 What did you say? 561 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,076 It worked, didn't it? 562 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,513 Sorry about before. You know what me mam's like. 563 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,555 You OK? 564 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,639 I'm fine. 565 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,153 I will be. 566 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,957 It's just... kids. I dunno. 567 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,031 There's no law says you have to have 'em. 568 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,678 That's just it. 569 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,433 I don't... 570 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,794 I don't know. 571 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,632 Just not with Jamie. 572 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,591 When I look at him, 573 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,275 he doesn't say "Dad" to me. 574 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,033 I shouldn't be telling you this. You're his sister. 575 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,078 He's a bloke. I'm your mate. 576 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,988 I just don't know what I want any more. 577 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,079 I just don't know. 578 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,277 (Director) Well done, Liam. 579 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,999 Even more, if you can find a little bit more... 580 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,753 - Look, can't you just? - Frank, we're OK here. 581 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,990 No, can you just finish up? The lad's upset. 582 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,550 - Nearly there. Just let us get this shot. - No, no, I said leave it! 583 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,153 I said, he's had enough! Right? Fuck off! 584 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,037 He-he-he! 585 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,475 Great team we make, eh, son? 586 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,677 Dad did his bit and got paid into the bargain. 587 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,992 Pull over, pull over. I'll just nip in and get a bit of steak. 588 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:37,390 - I don't really fancy cooking. - I'll cook and you can wash up. 589 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,313 I fancy that even less. No. Why don't we go for a meal? 590 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,039 No, I thought it'd be nice to have the family round the table. 591 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,111 I know you think we should put the cash aside 592 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,350 in case he wants to go to Oxford or Cambridge 593 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,476 but 50 quid isn't gonna put paid to that. 594 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,630 - That wasn't the deal. - Wasn't aware there was a deal. 595 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:53,517 We decided, if he gets the job, 596 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,352 he gets the money and spends it on what he wants. 597 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,237 How come I wasn't party to that? 598 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,958 Cos you weren't there... again! 599 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,632 Well, where was I? 600 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,358 Pub, getting your nails done, 601 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,908 getting your hair done, getting your bits waxed? 602 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,479 - You're not his mother, Debbie. - And you are? 603 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,074 Oh, stop it, there's no need. 604 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,552 Well, come on! > 605 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,393 Pizza? 606 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,596 You could get that Wii box you've had your eye on. 607 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,229 That PlayStation, that Xbox, you can get all three if you like. 608 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,277 Well, don't wait up. 609 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,158 (Frank) Carpe dieml Seize the day. Enjoy it while you can. 610 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:46,516 But be careful. 611 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,797 Because, as a truly great poet once said, 612 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,792 "You don't know what you got till it's gone. " 613 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,838 And as we all know, 614 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,435 once it's gone, there's no getting it back... 615 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,431 ...even if you wanted to. 616 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,630 Frank! 617 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,629 Yeah! 618 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,996 MUSIC: James Bond theme 619 00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:05,596 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46766

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