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Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys making a mess
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of the lives they were given by
'im upstairs...
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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Wicked!
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Piss off!
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What sounds on Earth
could ever replace
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kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon -
me included -
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is why pubs and drugs
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were kindly invented...
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To calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes...
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You sit on our head,
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but... you pay the taxes.
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CHEERING
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Imagine Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer, eh?
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Eh!
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Make poverty history.
Cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history!
Cheaper drugs now!
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CHUCKLES
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Scatter! Party!
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(Debbie) 'I have a dream.
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'Free scran.
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'I have a dream that families
won't have to scrimp or scrape
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'to put food on the table.
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'I have a dream that chickens
will roam the estate and provide for it,
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'that we'll take back
our land so we can grow spuds.
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'I have a dream to feed Chatsworth
egg and chips.
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'I do have another dream,
but that'd be telling.'
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Make that the last batch.
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We've gotta get out there
and push our boy.
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(Monica) Excuse me!
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Volume control!
Some of us are trying to rest.
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Go knock on for Chesney - tell him
he needs to practise his speech.
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(Monica) What's going on?
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- Leave. They're for the voters.
- Oh, beg your pardon!
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- Chatsworth's getting a mayor.
- A young mayor,
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elected for the kids by the kids.
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- Yeah?
- Is Chesney in?
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Debbie wants to know
if you're coming canvassing.
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Later. I've got stuff to do first.
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Oi! You'll go blind.
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So Debs, why aren't you running?
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Sarah Berry.
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I can't compete with them.
But Chesney can.
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CHUCKLING
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So what's Chesney got going for him?
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Long and wide.
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Chesney is the perfect candidate.
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He's smart, cute, clean-cut
and he's got something to say for himself.
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Asian, male...
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Right. But I thought candidates
had to be charismatic.
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Chesney can do charisma.
Come to the hustings, yeah?
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He's gonna knock
everyone off the podium.
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Oh, yeah. Big time.
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THEY LAUGH
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Count. One...
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Two...
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Three.
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There you go, pal.
Go straight home, yeah?
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Ah, look at you!
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Look at Chesney!
How did you get him to smile?
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Photoshop.
Is he around, Yvonne?
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He's at school, in't he?
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We're not in school
cos of the election.
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Bollocks! Meena!
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It's 429...
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and it's Karib. Yvonne Karib.
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I'll be back in ten.
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- Hold the fort.
- But I need to find Chesney.
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- Hustings start in an hour!
- Yeah, yeah.
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...Where you going, love.
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(Chesney) Kiss my arse.
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What's with the outfit, Chesney?
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Just trying to hide a few pounds.
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Of what? Explosives?
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We're not all terrorists, Debbie.
It's research.
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A politician
needs to know his people, right?
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You get an insight
after a day wearing the veil.
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Have you learned your speech?
You're on in ten.
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Sort of. I thought we'd wing it.
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Chesney, you cannot wing it.
It's too important.
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Why d'you want this so much anyway?
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It costs 62 quid a week
to feed our lot.
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If we grew our own spuds,
we could cut that in half.
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And I don't trust anyone else to do
anything good with that ten grand.
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Relax, I've got a plan.
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It's gonna be wicked, trust me.
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This is big league now.
Big league. Moving up from here, pal.
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CHEERING
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Norfolk In Chance, 14 points.
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CHEERING
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'Bunty's Army, 13 points.'
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Real Ale Madrid, 12 points.
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CHEERING
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Quiz Team Aguilera,
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10 points.
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And last and least, taking part
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today and keeping the peace,
it's the Three Musketeers.
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You're so shit it's unbelievableYou're so shit it's unbelievable...
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Carrie, relax. Think how you're
gonna spend all this overtime.
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The picture round...
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(Tom) Excellent. Who's got the sheet?
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(Frank) 'Hello. Hello? Hello?
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'AII units,'
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from base -
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naked man seen hanging around
Immaculate Heart Cemetery.
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Like they've not heard that one?!
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On our way.
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SIREN BLARES
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Naked male hanging round
the cemetery. Jesus Christ!
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Jesus Christ! I knew putting
that radio in the john...
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(Tom) Watch out!
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SCREAMING
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- Oh, God!
- Oh, Jesus!
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Ambulance, call it in.
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Stan. Stan! We hit somebody.
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Hello. Can you hear me?
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Can you hear me? Everything's gonna
be all right. Hello, can you hear me?
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Oh, shit. This is bad!
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190 to base, ambulance, please.
Meacham Road?
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- Yeah.
- Ambulance, Meacham Road.
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Keep still. It won't be long.
She's breathing.
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- There's an ambulance...
- God, Stan... She's alive, she's conscious.
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Carrie's talking to her, OK?
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I believe that children
are our future.
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When I'm young mayor,
I'm gonna make big changes.
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APPLAUSE
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SPEAKS IN DIALECT
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Yey!
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(Man) Fuck off, you Nazi!
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CHEERING AND WHOOPING
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Chatsworth is one of the poorest,
jam-packed estates in Manchester.
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Most of us get by on shit school dinners
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and cheap processed food,
cos that's all we can afford.
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I'm gonna change that.
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Well, I'm gonna change that.
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I'm gonna reclaim land for us,
our own corner of Chatsworth
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where we can grow spuds
and rear hens.
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Every backyard's gonna get
its own patch of soil, and a hen.
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You what?!
You can't promise that!
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Step into your micro farm.
The land will provide.
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Egg and chips. You can have
egg and chips whenever you want.
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Vote with your bellies, yeah?
Vote Chesney!
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CHEERING
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Stuff egg and chips, yeah?
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Feast your eyes on these policies.
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CHEERING
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SIREN BLARES
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I didn't signal, check the mirrors...
Too much chat.
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I was only in first.
Hit the breaks, swerve, anything.
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- Stan, she came out of nowhere.
- She didn't. I didn't see her.
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It was an accident, Stan.
It's all right.
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No, it wasn't.
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I shouldn't be driving.
I need glasses.
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Oh, if this gets investigated,
it'll all come out. I'll lose my job.
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It was flagged up in my medical.
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If I wanted to be a bizzy,
I had to wear specs.
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You violated your medical report?!
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I don't wanna know about this.
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Stupid sod! I could have killed her.
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An old woman could have died
cos I'm too proud.
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Hi, babe. Chesney Karib. What's up?
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I've got a job for your crew.
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Oh, just leaning on some
undecided voters.
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No, egg and chips was only
ever a smokescreen, man.
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I've got some big plans
with that money.
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I'm proud to announce
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that your new young mayor is...
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(Men chant) Sarah, Sarah,
Sarah, Sarah,
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Sarah, Sarah
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Sarah, Sarah...
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Chesney Karib.
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CHEERING
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Woo-hoo!
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Brilliant, Debs.
It's tits everywhere!
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Chesney!
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Debbie, what d'you reckon?
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Yeah, great. What you doing?
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- Building a beach.
- A beach?
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- Kids need somewhere to hang, right?
- Yeah, but...
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Nobody here gets to go on holiday.
So, two birds, one stone.
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Mountain to Muhammad.
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How you gonna pay for it?
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- Out the budget.
- Chesney, that's our budget!
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This is all down to you.
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You approached me. You inspired me.
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I feel like we can do anything.
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Really?
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Too right. The chemistry here!
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What you waiting for?
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All right, girls?
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Thanks for your votes.
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TINNY MUSIC PLAYS
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Oi!
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Oh, and beg us some snacks
for waste chick here.
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Snacks? Cigs?
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She's wanting a five-pounder.
Easy birth, innit?
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Er, what ya doing?
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I'm trying to count, which is
pretty difficult with that racket!
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Oh! Low it! Chill your beans!
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This is payback, yeah.
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Me man Chesney say it's on the house
and you is cool with it.
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If you've done Chesney a favour,
you can have crisps and pop.
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This house don't do free beer.
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That's whack, man.
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Chanelle, yeah?
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Chanelle Kay?
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What would your Pam say
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if she knew that you were in here
talking like that to me?
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I used to baby-sit you.
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I used to wipe your arse.
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So I will have no problem kicking it,
unless you piss off!
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Stan? Can you see me here?
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Yes.
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Here?
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Are you being real?
You think this is funny?
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Grow a brain!
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Come on, Stan.
He's only trying to cheer you up.
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No-one died.
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Oh, right! That's our benchmark now?
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No-one died. That makes it OK?
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I'm giving in my notice.
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What?!
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If I don't come clean and it gets out
I ignored medical advice, me life's over.
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I've got no choice.
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Well, he shouldn't have be driving.
He was criminally negligent.
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I'll say I hit her.
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I'll take the mark on my file.
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I'll do a refresher course
on the Highway Code.
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We were in the van.
You're not allowed to drive it.
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Shit.
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Shit!
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You are, though.
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No chance. No!
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Why should I take the rap for it?
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- Because you're the only one who can.
- No.
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The times he's covered for us!
Come on!
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What's the musketeer motto?
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"I'm all for looking after myself"?
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You know, I still haven't given my account
of that incident in custody last week,
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when you rubbed your man's face
in his own dirty protest.
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Serious breach of his civil rights.
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- Come here, you!
- Aaaahh!
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If you squash 'em,
they'll spread eggs.
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Next thing, you're infested.
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- Aaaahhh!
- Shut up!
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No!
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Half a dozen fags
and a packet of the lager and lime, ta.
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Shift!
New laws, adults allowed.
254
00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,288
(Girl) What?!
255
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,098
Come on, girls.
256
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,058
I put him in't bin.
257
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,858
Cockroach.
258
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:21,329
I weren't sure where they hang out,
so I just thought cockroach,
259
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,012
filthy,
260
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,738
bin.
261
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:31,449
If anyone had the balls
to drop the bomb,
262
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,576
cockroaches would be
all that's left.
263
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:37,570
It's the shell.
264
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:40,299
Shields them from radiation.
265
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,416
How d'you know all that?
266
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,411
I've lived in some holes.
267
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,456
Known the odd pest-controller.
268
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,695
Right!
269
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,771
Back to work, then.
270
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,617
Shane.
271
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,133
Kelly.
272
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,016
Are you busy later?
273
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,136
I never stop, love.
274
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,529
Why? Fancy buying us a drink?
275
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:13,738
- Yeah, if you're...
- I'm sure I can slip you in!
276
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:18,490
Hey, knobhead!
Watch where the sand's going!
277
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,455
No!
278
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,259
Oi, little man! What you doing?
279
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,534
Stop it!
280
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:37,776
Oi, you little...
I will rip your...
281
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:41,296
What? You gonna give us a slap?
282
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,336
You think you're
a big girl now, yeah?
283
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,172
Think you can take me on?
284
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,693
Move!
285
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,896
Right...
286
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,450
Bring back the beer
and, this once, I'll let it go.
287
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,859
Oh!
288
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:04,376
You butts on this. What happened?
289
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,779
You was a pretty girl.
290
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,695
Romeo, blood. You can stop now.
291
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,620
SIREN
292
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:20,574
You're off the hook.
293
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:23,811
Just told the sarge that I bumped
the old dear, and he bought it.
294
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,379
Carrie, I don't know what to say.
295
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,734
Try saying some prayers,
296
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:29,209
cos if I don't pass
this remedial driving test,
297
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:33,418
you'll be owing me in the next life,
not just this one... mate!
298
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:41,614
- Wasn't this a kids' beach once?
- OK, they weren't in the plan.
299
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:45,488
But this place can only benefit
from having adults around.
300
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,538
Hey!
Can I take a picture?
301
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,609
Sure.
302
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:54,009
Just want you to look your best.
303
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,136
Thanks.
304
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,492
(Mandy) It can be hard work, eh? Pulling.
305
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:09,413
Who's pulling?
Just thought I'd make an effort.
306
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,218
Right.
307
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,699
Shame, though, looking like that.
308
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,658
God, yeah! You'd clean up, girl!
309
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,973
(Debbie) How do you know if a lad's,
like, genuinely into ya?
310
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,255
He's not just telling you stuff
that you want to hear?
311
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:27,299
- Make a move.
- You'll know soon enough.
312
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,893
Right.
313
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:34,536
Debbie, if he doesn't realise
how lucky he is, he's not worth it.
314
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,611
Yeah.
315
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:41,658
Sex on the beach?
316
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:42,934
How about a punch?
317
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,574
- Find me.
- Mm-hm.
318
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,975
- I think I'm in there, Karen.
- Yeah?
319
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,095
Mm.
320
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:57,410
It's not gonna be cheap, mind.
321
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,890
She's a bit old-fashioned about
putting her hand in her pocket.
322
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,891
But not about sticking it in yours!
323
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:03,969
Funny, that!
324
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,459
Mm-hm.
325
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,212
You're all a mystery to me.
326
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,291
One of those, please, love.
327
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,257
LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
328
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,171
(Karen) Want crisps with that?
329
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,411
Your rent is extortionate!
330
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,899
You're the only licensed franchiser
331
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:26,017
in what's gonna be the number one
tourist attraction in town.
332
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,852
D'you want in on the ground floor?
333
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,899
LAUGHS
334
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,292
You're all right.
335
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,418
Your hand's shaking!
336
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:50,899
First time?
337
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,208
You what?
338
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,289
No!
339
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,052
I'm a man of the world, me, love.
340
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:56,573
Right.
341
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,333
Lillian! Found a friend!
342
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,853
Oh, hiya, Shane, love!
343
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:03,408
I'm just gonna
slip into something more comfy.
344
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,053
Talk to t'gaffer.
345
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,573
OK.
346
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,059
Why?
347
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:14,813
You're a whore?!
348
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,094
A fuckin' prossie!
349
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,411
What's Lillian been saying?
350
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:24,733
Of course I'm a working girl!
Are you telling me you didn't know?
351
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:28,335
Sorry, Kelly, love.
Shall I fetch Leroy?
352
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,490
It's OK.
353
00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:35,969
You think I'm stupid.
Soft Shane - runt of the litter!
354
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,254
Shane, I don't!
355
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,258
Tiny bit naive maybe.
356
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:45,333
I just... I thought when
we were at t'beach, it were good.
357
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,411
It were.
358
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,775
Just... a girl's gotta earn.
359
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,851
How much?
360
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,373
50!
361
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:57,851
You can pay with cash, card,
giro, luncheon vouchers...
362
00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,373
Right.
363
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,853
OK.
364
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,658
Right.
365
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,459
15.
366
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:22,289
Please don't ask for credit,
as a refusal may cause offence.
367
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,257
I'll get it. I'll get it.
368
00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,773
Just, erm...
369
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:27,134
Here y'are.
370
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,138
Hold that thought, yeah?
371
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:37,529
Anybody waiting?
372
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:42,935
Because my lonely heart would bleed
373
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:47,179
I never learned how to hold love
374
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:49,569
And stay strong to love
375
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:53,812
Now I close my eyes now
376
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:58,416
And I'm dreamin'right where I belong...
377
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,654
SCREAMING
378
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,254
You think you're a big girl now, yeah?
379
00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:15,854
Come on! Jump up and get down!
380
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:18,659
Come on, Debbie, dance with me!
381
00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:20,458
You should be taking it easy!
382
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,895
Knock it off! I have juice.
383
00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:25,414
Hey, it's like Corfu
all over again, in't it?
384
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:29,010
Disco, ouzo,
385
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,772
dancing till the sun comes up.
386
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,932
Monica, it was Lesbos.
387
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,614
It was a pebbled beach,
and it rained every day!
388
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,133
Woo!
389
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:43,499
I'm a dreamer...
390
00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:50,849
Norma, that is why.
Dreamer! Killjoy!
391
00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:52,293
Debbie.
392
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:56,578
Look, this is all down to her.
Her and her little friend.
393
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:59,811
It wasn't.
He's not my little friend either.
394
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,219
Go and get a seat.
395
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,655
All right, but don't
I have to pay Chesney?
396
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:05,492
No, you do not!
397
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,536
Over there.
398
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:15,769
Shane!
399
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,214
What you doing?
400
00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,858
What?
401
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,453
Er, doing?
402
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,849
What the fuck does it look like?!
403
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:27,728
The man's burnt his back!
Bastard global warming!
404
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:31,971
- Mate, can you sub us some cash?
- What for?
405
00:23:32,060 --> 00:23:34,893
What's it matter what for?
You know I'm good for it.
406
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,208
One'll do.
407
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:45,054
Cheers, bruv. Lifesaver.
408
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,051
MAN GROANS
409
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:57,530
Sorry, her punter's tantric.
Are you sure you don't want to?
410
00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:00,537
No.
411
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:19,895
Oi!
412
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,493
Dreamer boy!
413
00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:23,377
Here! Now!
414
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:24,688
LAUGHING
415
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:27,374
I can do this in front of them!
416
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,811
First day in and you're already bent.
417
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:38,733
Whatever's left! I'm not
letting you feather your nest.
418
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,253
Easy, Debbie.
419
00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:42,251
No! Easy is how you've had it so far!
420
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,535
So you give donations to that granny!
421
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,259
What granny? Who? Mrs Syad?
422
00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:49,729
We're hiring her paddling pool.
423
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:53,017
Whatever. From now on,
we spend that money on what we said.
424
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:56,456
Clear off! You're like a wife,
on my back, nipping my head!
425
00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,212
- We made a deal!
- No.
426
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:00,894
You had plans,
and I encouraged you at every stage,
427
00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:04,609
I thought you'd get me the robes.
But you couldn't even do that!
428
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,099
What?! Shut up!
429
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:08,648
I worked my arse off
to get you in there. I did that!
430
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:12,733
Did you fuck! I rigged the vote!
You think free scran swung it?
431
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:15,539
I hired some muscle
to make kids vote for me.
432
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,894
Just give me what I'm owed, yeah?
433
00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:18,538
Piss off! I owe you jack.
434
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,851
You're not getting your hens,
your chips, or me!
435
00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:26,215
Yeah, I know.
You're so obvious, it's untrue.
436
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,894
Now leave me alone! Stalker!
437
00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:47,015
ROWD Y CROWD OUTSIDE
KNOCKING AT DOOR
438
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:50,331
All right, I'm coming! Who is it?
439
00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:51,535
< Stan.
440
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:57,574
Locked yourself in, eh?
Those girls must have really got to you.
441
00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:59,616
What can I get you, Stan?
442
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,258
Something to
knock me out tonight, please.
443
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,898
Liquor, pills or porn?
444
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:05,050
Pharmaceuticals usually do it.
445
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,699
Oh...
446
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,173
Oh, no, it's OK.
447
00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:13,330
No, it's all right.
I know what it's like.
448
00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:14,535
Couple of these and you'll be...
449
00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:15,689
BANG AT DOOR
450
00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,736
(Woman) I'm still waiting, Yvonne. >
451
00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,253
Let me have another word, eh?
452
00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:21,376
< (Woman) Don't shit yourself.
What you afraid of?
453
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:22,575
It's not your problem.
454
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,810
Well, give me a shout if...
455
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,255
Night, Stan.
456
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:31,773
Night.
457
00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:38,615
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
458
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,491
MONICA GROANS
459
00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:25,659
Here.
460
00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:31,451
Oh... Oh... I'm fine.
461
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:36,376
It's just a little bit of morning sickness.
462
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:38,052
Oh, aye(!)
463
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,337
(lan) Come on, then.
464
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,536
Kill or cure.
465
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,689
Good one, was it?
466
00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:47,735
Awesome.
467
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,015
Where's the girl you've
got to thank for it?
468
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,853
Debbie? Debbie?
469
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:10,535
KNOCK AT DOOR
470
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,575
lan!
471
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:13,974
I can smell him.
472
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,733
(lan) Stare him out, Debs.
(Go on. Get in there.)
473
00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:27,975
Yeah, I know. I got played.
474
00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:29,493
I'm sorry.
475
00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:37,891
Debbie!
476
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:39,572
Come on, this isn't you.
477
00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:43,175
I hide away and feel sorry for meself.
478
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:47,492
Eh? Me. Hey, you've not got a can
under there, have you?
479
00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:49,218
Cos that is a slippery slope...
480
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,454
OK.
481
00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:58,737
OK, you didn't
realise that Chesney was a bastard.
482
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,732
You got too close and your little heart's in bits.
483
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:04,414
Shut up. I don't fancy Chesney.
484
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,219
Not now. Back-stabbing user.
485
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:10,531
All right, well, if you're not
gonna fight for him, the best way
486
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:12,292
to get over that man is to show him.
487
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:14,052
Life goes on. You had a dream.
488
00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:17,416
Egg and chips, feed the world.
Come on, make it happen!
489
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:20,333
How can I? He's blown my budget.
490
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:24,208
So? You're the queen of
getting by on the cheap.
491
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:27,451
You are a doer,
492
00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:29,974
Debbie, not a...
493
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:33,814
can't... er.
494
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:46,573
OK.
495
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:49,733
You're upset.
496
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,333
It's hard.
497
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,893
I know.
498
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:10,970
SIGHS
499
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,533
Debbie?
500
00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:40,494
Extra shot?
501
00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:43,697
No. Slept like a baby last night.
502
00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:46,931
Carrie? What is it?
503
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,250
She's paralysed. The old woman.
504
00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:51,331
Wheelchair for the rest of her life.
505
00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:52,899
(Tom) Poor woman. That's terrible.
506
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:56,097
It gets worse. The family are
taking legal action against me.
507
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:58,933
I've been suspended!
508
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:01,580
This changes things.
You've got to tell the sarge.
509
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:05,016
I'm not gonna lose my warrant card
because of you, you blind idiot!
510
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:08,217
Hey, let's keep our voices down
and think about this, OK?
511
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:11,098
No, she's right. I have to bite the bullet.
512
00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:16,300
Wait! Stan... If you come clean about this now,
513
00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:17,893
you'll both be in the shit.
514
00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:22,451
It'll look like a conspiracy to cover up.
You'll both be sacked.
515
00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:24,496
I'm so sorry. You're a real mate.
516
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,650
Don't think I did this out of friendship.
517
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:30,176
I only covered for you because
D'Artagnan blackmailed me.
518
00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:40,058
Sorry, girls. Not today.
519
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:43,532
Feeling it.
520
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,815
The girl got game.
521
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,219
Not my game.
522
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:48,415
(Norma) Yvonne?
523
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,650
Stay out of it, Norma.
524
00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:55,572
Fill it, and we'll be gone.
525
00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:57,616
Not a chance.
526
00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:01,454
You want me to funeral ya?
Fill it, or we mash you up.
527
00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:04,850
You? You couldn't mash a potato.
528
00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:06,896
Tell Bottom to jam the hype.
529
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:10,655
Will you listen to yourself? You're all talk.
530
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:12,059
Makes fuck all sense to me.
531
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:14,779
Oh, I ain't no cork, blumper.
532
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,293
Oh!
533
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:21,051
Sweetheart, you're white.
Know what you're facing, yeah?
534
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,335
GIRLS GASP
535
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:28,210
Whoa. Oh, man, your mates are proper
cacking it. Ready to gan.
536
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:33,019
SQUEALS
537
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:38,697
Well, hurry home, before I tan your arse!
Sewer rat!
538
00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:51,494
That's all, thanks.
539
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:55,974
The best night of my life.
540
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,738
God, yeah.
541
00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:02,695
I mean, um, yeah, I can imagine,
542
00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,248
Kelly being a professional shag and that.
543
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:08,855
No. Sex were good, but...
544
00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:13,809
we had, like, a... a moment, you know?
545
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,095
I think she could be like girlfriend material.
546
00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:19,490
Have you heard soft lad here
taking his turn to tom?
547
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:22,811
Shane, it's her job to give punters
the best night ever,
548
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:24,128
so you go back for more.
549
00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:26,211
Yeah, I know.
550
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,768
But this was different.
551
00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:30,009
Oh! Oh!
552
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:33,297
Oh! Oh yeah, yeah, YEAH!
553
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:37,009
Women like her fake that shit
to make you feel better.
554
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,898
It's all pretend. Part of the game.
555
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:41,936
No. Stuff you and your game.
556
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,580
There's some things,
Jamie, that you cannot fake.
557
00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:47,128
Kelly's into me. You'll see.
558
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:57,094
Joe 90, specky Stan...
559
00:33:57,180 --> 00:34:00,172
got crucified in those National Healths.
560
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:04,219
No way was I putting up with that other job.
Cops are worse than kids.
561
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:07,975
I were minus six, both eyes.
I had 'em lasered on honeymoon.
562
00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:12,531
Kash booked us on one of these
Greek cosmetic surgery cruises.
563
00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:14,372
So I know what it's like.
564
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:16,451
Before and after.
565
00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:18,531
And after is miles better.
566
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:23,453
Maybe that's how I should spend
my overtime fund.
567
00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:25,576
Just get some decent specs.
568
00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:28,015
We could get you a makeover! Yeah!
569
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,579
I don't want to put you out.
570
00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:33,096
No, you won't be. I'll get you to baby-sit
for me some time.
571
00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:36,217
(Radio) 'Stan, there's a criminal
damage in progress
572
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,609
'just round the corner.
I said we'll deal.'
573
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,213
Received, mate. Two seconds.
574
00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,932
Put that spade down.
575
00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:46,580
I'm arresting you for defacing council property.
576
00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:49,174
What? You can't nick me for this.
577
00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:50,978
- Ladies.
- Tom, cuff her.
578
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:52,129
Is there a problem?
579
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:53,539
It's criminal damage.
580
00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,611
How is planting spuds criminal?
581
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:58,658
This strip of grass was perfect
before your intervention.
582
00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:00,537
Now it needs repairing, right?
583
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:03,578
Tom, why don't you and Debbie
see if you can sort this, eh?
584
00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:05,651
Carrie.
585
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:11,490
- Your radio.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
586
00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:15,209
How else would you know about this?
Carrie, you're not on duty.
587
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:19,009
Yeah, and why is that, eh? It isn't fair.
I don't deserve this.
588
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,419
What's her problem?
589
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:24,288
All I want to do is my job, that's all, that's all.
Don't you dare!
590
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:29,570
Look, if you just put it back how it was,
591
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:32,094
we won't take any further action, OK?
592
00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:34,296
Whatever! Only a day's work!
593
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,291
Oh, you bastard!
594
00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,654
What's up?
595
00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:52,651
Me leg.
596
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,173
Will you stretch it?
597
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:02,339
I've been seizing up all day.
598
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:05,218
You made me use muscles I never knew I had.
599
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,494
Aren't you sore?
600
00:36:06,580 --> 00:36:08,457
No, I'm pretty limber, me.
601
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:11,896
You need to be to get through all
the kitchen windows, don't you?
602
00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:14,858
So, er... maybe I should keep moving.
603
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:19,013
Oh, aye? So you did like it, then?
You weren't just giving me patter?
604
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:23,537
God, no! That never happens on a trick, ever.
605
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:25,053
Normally switch off.
606
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,569
If we're not doing it, though,
mind if I head back?
607
00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:33,298
No, no. We can go.
608
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:36,258
Finish your chips. I'll take a cab out of me fee.
609
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:39,577
For this, our date.
610
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,015
This were a proper date.
611
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:45,217
I was hanging out to see if...
see if there was something...
612
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,849
Shane, this is always work.
613
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,976
You pay for sex or company.
614
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:54,848
I don't want to spoil what we have.
615
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:59,172
Well, don't put me on a meter, then.
616
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:02,650
I don't care what you do, Kelly. I like you.
617
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,891
Oh...!
618
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:08,574
It's Lillian. She's the problem.
619
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,491
Takes such a chunk out of me wages.
620
00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:13,219
I'm virtually a slave to her.
621
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,211
Oh, you don't need to hear this.
622
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:18,098
How big a chunk?
623
00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:20,057
Kelly?
624
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,688
What?
625
00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:35,340
Look at his arm, Debbie.
626
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:36,978
Katie's covered in 'em.
627
00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:38,618
Your beach is builders' sand.
628
00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,810
Untreated, full of bugs.
629
00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:46,050
You minding other stuff, yeah?
630
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,096
Environmental Health will shut it down, Debs.
631
00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:49,329
That councillor's looking for you and Chesney.
632
00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:50,648
He's not the only one.
633
00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:52,139
You need to keep your head down.
634
00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:52,857
She needs to do something.
635
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:56,012
Carl! I'm sure you can't make
your sister feel any worse.
636
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,694
Why is everyone having a go at me?
Stop having a go!
637
00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:00,691
Debbie, love.
638
00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:04,056
Listen, we all make mistakes.
639
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:07,928
Even the best of us.
There's no need for any shame here.
640
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:10,250
You're with family.
641
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:16,451
He's a dead man.
642
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,219
Shane!
643
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,689
What are you two doing in here?
644
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:27,219
Out!
645
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:29,416
I want a word with me brother.
646
00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:36,740
I have to free Kelly.
647
00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:39,209
Lillian's got her trapped.
648
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,450
She can't see past doing tricks, Mickey.
649
00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:45,533
If I could just... show her.
650
00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:49,258
Yeah, that's right, Chesney.
651
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,898
Hide behind your veil, coward.
652
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,652
Leave me to take the crap
from your filthy beach.
653
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:55,049
Don't make a scene. Not here.
654
00:38:55,140 --> 00:38:56,050
Is everything OK?
655
00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:58,449
Fine. Misunderstanding.
656
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,570
- Who's she?
- I'll tell you later. Just go.
657
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:02,456
(Man) Debbie? >
658
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:06,215
Debbie, please. You don't know what this is.
Just get out.
659
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:10,179
Where's Chesney Karim?
Little bastard needs his arse kicking.
660
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:14,368
Yeah, get in line.
661
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:24,096
I sanctioned the beach, a clean,
safe space for families, kids.
662
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:27,490
Unlicensed drinking,
two ten-year-olds in casualty,
663
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,093
stomachs pumped,
664
00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:32,775
adults exposing themselves, flea-ridden sand,
665
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:34,896
you running around the estate in drag.
666
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:37,972
You've caused a shit storm
and spent your entire budget,
667
00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:41,370
it's a PR disaster.
The Mayor said you'd take the piss.
668
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:44,816
I defended you,
I staked my career on this policy.
669
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,653
I'm going to get sent back to
waste management.
670
00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:49,695
I'm talking to you.
671
00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:50,735
Don't touch me.
672
00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:52,333
Don't walk off then.
673
00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:54,411
You've pissed away public money,
how are going to account for that?
674
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,968
I'm not, I'm just a kid, right?
675
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:58,732
Wrong. You're still Young Mayor,
676
00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:02,699
if you can't justify your spending
we've ways of claiming it back.
677
00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:06,011
Let's go and see what your mum's
got to say about her rates going up.
678
00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:08,934
You've no idea.
679
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:10,533
Who's that man?
680
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:13,453
Where's he taking him?
681
00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:16,612
- Is he coming back?
- I doubt it.
682
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,736
SOBBING
683
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,054
What's wrong?
684
00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,892
Why are you upset?
685
00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:30,011
I know I will not see my sister
in Pakistan before she...
686
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:33,056
What's all this got to do with Chesney?
687
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:37,656
Chesney was about to take test for me,
688
00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:44,134
citizenship test to get British passport
so that when I visit her
689
00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:45,733
I can come back home.
690
00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:47,890
Chesney was going to do that for you?
691
00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:50,289
Bought my flight too.
692
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:54,259
You what? Was that the money
he gave you at the beach?
693
00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,333
Are you going to eat that?
694
00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:11,610
Oh, my God! Look, it's a miracle.
695
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:15,978
No, it's a scam, the cheeky mare.
Where's her wheelchair now, eh?
696
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:18,130
Quick, we need photos.
697
00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:22,536
lf, if you do this, and show the sarge,
698
00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:24,770
Carrie will get reinstated, right?
699
00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,009
Yeah.
700
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,534
Well, do we really want that?
701
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:31,418
I mean, she was a bit harsh with you today
702
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,570
and she's like Robocop on the rag
703
00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:35,696
when she puts on the uniform.
704
00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:36,974
No, I can't, I owe her.
705
00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:39,972
She took one for me. This way, we're quits.
706
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,973
I have so had enough.
707
00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:48,779
Paralysis is nothing compared to
what I'm going to do.
708
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:52,569
Let's quit while we're ahead, eh?
We don't want to lose you.
709
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,571
We've only just got you back.
710
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:57,936
What do you say? All for one?
711
00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:25,012
Just relax, Mr Waterman.
712
00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:45,492
How does that look?
713
00:42:45,580 --> 00:42:48,936
Oi, I'm losing the will to live here.
714
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:53,495
Stunning. Absolutely stunning.
715
00:42:53,580 --> 00:42:55,650
< Oi!
716
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,300
Kelly!
717
00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:04,930
Kelly!
718
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,579
Ta-da!
719
00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:11,616
Shane, what are you doing?
720
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:13,691
I've come for you. Look.
721
00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:16,055
(Man) At least let her finish me off. >
722
00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:17,858
Where are you going to take me, eh?
723
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:22,968
Away from here. You don't belong to Lillian,
you don't have to do this.
724
00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:24,937
- You want to save me?
- Yes.
725
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:29,093
Shane, this isn't Pet Rescue,
I'm not a cockroach.
726
00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:33,139
This is what I do, what I choose to do.
727
00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:37,657
I just thought, if I showed you how special
it could be with me...
728
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:38,968
SIGHING
729
00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:41,459
It's dead sweet of you,
730
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:46,375
you're a nice guy and a great lay,
but that's how it is.
731
00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,654
It doesn't mean we have to stop.
732
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:53,337
I can't, I'm fuckin' brassic.
Mickey wants 50 for driving us here.
733
00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:55,980
How about we make this one free
734
00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:58,779
as long as you block-book
your next five? Sound fair?
735
00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:01,169
I suppose.
736
00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:03,569
What about...
737
00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:05,890
One minute, literally.
738
00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:10,215
Result.
739
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,336
APPLAUSE
740
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:37,449
That's sacrilege.
Have you not done enough harm today?
741
00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:39,292
Relax.
742
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:43,851
I took the test for you.
Well, Mrs Rashida Syad.
743
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,094
You passed!
744
00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:50,219
Yeah. It's harder than that
Respect One Another module, though.
745
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,619
I don't know what to say.
746
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:56,012
That's a first. I don't get it though,
what do you get out of it?
747
00:44:56,100 --> 00:45:00,139
Credit upstairs. Every good deed
means another hundred virgins in paradise.
748
00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:03,018
That's why you never bagged me,
Debbie, too many rivals.
749
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,089
Whatever, Chesney.
750
00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:11,134
We're quits now, anyway. You lose, Chesney.
751
00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:15,896
COCK CROWS
752
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:18,938
(Debbie) 'So, what came first,
chicken or the egg?
753
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:21,853
'Power or corruption? Love or hate? '
754
00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:26,250
LAUGHTER
755
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:28,376
'It does my head in.'
756
00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:30,098
The skits - what?
757
00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:31,499
Do you like it?
758
00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:38,857
(Debbie) 'AII I know is this, if life is an omelette
759
00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:42,694
'and you want to make it good...
you've got to crack a few eggs.'
760
00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,452
You not eating?
761
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:26,531
Who was Hogwarts' most famous pupil?
762
00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:28,451
Oh, I know this!
763
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:29,814
(Carrie) Stanley Potter!
764
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:32,858
< Nice glasses!
765
00:46:32,908 --> 00:46:37,458
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