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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:05,572 Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express! 2 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:08,174 Come and watch pikeys making a mess 3 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:11,855 of the lives they were given by 'im upstairs... 4 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:14,898 And kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. 5 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:16,095 Wicked! 6 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:17,499 Piss off! 7 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:21,368 What sounds on Earth could ever replace 8 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:24,497 kids needing money or wives in your face? 9 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:26,935 Cos this, people reckon - me included - 10 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:29,488 is why pubs and drugs 11 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:31,172 were kindly invented... 12 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,774 To calm us all down and stop us going mental. 13 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:38,570 These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials. 14 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:44,815 We are worth every penny for grinding your axes... 15 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:46,379 You sit on our head, 16 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:49,133 but... you pay the taxes. 17 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,619 CHEERING 18 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:53,373 Imagine Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers 19 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:56,691 who'd come on your face for the price of a beer, eh? 20 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,259 Eh! 21 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:02,094 Make poverty history. Cheaper drugs now! 22 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:07,049 Make poverty history! Cheaper drugs now! 23 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:08,459 CHUCKLES 24 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:12,169 Scatter! Party! 25 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:18,538 (Debbie) 'I have a dream. 26 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,212 'Free scran. 27 00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:25,218 'I have a dream that families won't have to scrimp or scrape 28 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:27,495 'to put food on the table. 29 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:31,572 'I have a dream that chickens will roam the estate and provide for it, 30 00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:34,891 'that we'll take back our land so we can grow spuds. 31 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:39,132 'I have a dream to feed Chatsworth egg and chips. 32 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:43,453 'I do have another dream, but that'd be telling.' 33 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:45,614 Make that the last batch. 34 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:48,168 We've gotta get out there and push our boy. 35 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:49,894 (Monica) Excuse me! 36 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:55,008 Volume control! Some of us are trying to rest. 37 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,660 Go knock on for Chesney - tell him he needs to practise his speech. 38 00:01:57,740 --> 00:01:58,855 (Monica) What's going on? 39 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:05,136 - Leave. They're for the voters. - Oh, beg your pardon! 40 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:06,892 - Chatsworth's getting a mayor. - A young mayor, 41 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:09,175 elected for the kids by the kids. 42 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:14,176 - Yeah? - Is Chesney in? 43 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:18,253 Debbie wants to know if you're coming canvassing. 44 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,968 Later. I've got stuff to do first. 45 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:26,735 Oi! You'll go blind. 46 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,659 So Debs, why aren't you running? 47 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:32,934 Sarah Berry. 48 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:39,689 I can't compete with them. But Chesney can. 49 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,133 CHUCKLING 50 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:43,609 So what's Chesney got going for him? 51 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,930 Long and wide. 52 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:48,329 Chesney is the perfect candidate. 53 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:53,255 He's smart, cute, clean-cut and he's got something to say for himself. 54 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,808 Asian, male... 55 00:02:55,900 --> 00:03:01,293 Right. But I thought candidates had to be charismatic. 56 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:03,848 Chesney can do charisma. Come to the hustings, yeah? 57 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:06,170 He's gonna knock everyone off the podium. 58 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:12,215 Oh, yeah. Big time. 59 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:15,497 THEY LAUGH 60 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:20,936 Count. One... 61 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:22,214 Two... 62 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:25,053 Three. 63 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,732 There you go, pal. Go straight home, yeah? 64 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,579 Ah, look at you! 65 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:33,493 Look at Chesney! How did you get him to smile? 66 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:36,458 Photoshop. Is he around, Yvonne? 67 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:37,893 He's at school, in't he? 68 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:40,733 We're not in school cos of the election. 69 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:43,015 Bollocks! Meena! 70 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:46,297 It's 429... 71 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:49,656 and it's Karib. Yvonne Karib. 72 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:51,253 I'll be back in ten. 73 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:54,173 - Hold the fort. - But I need to find Chesney. 74 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:02,049 - Hustings start in an hour! - Yeah, yeah. 75 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:04,134 ...Where you going, love. 76 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:05,858 (Chesney) Kiss my arse. 77 00:04:12,140 --> 00:04:13,653 What's with the outfit, Chesney? 78 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,815 Just trying to hide a few pounds. 79 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:18,969 Of what? Explosives? 80 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:22,052 We're not all terrorists, Debbie. It's research. 81 00:04:22,140 --> 00:04:24,893 A politician needs to know his people, right? 82 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:27,540 You get an insight after a day wearing the veil. 83 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:29,850 Have you learned your speech? You're on in ten. 84 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,851 Sort of. I thought we'd wing it. 85 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:35,410 Chesney, you cannot wing it. It's too important. 86 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,138 Why d'you want this so much anyway? 87 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:38,972 It costs 62 quid a week to feed our lot. 88 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:41,369 If we grew our own spuds, we could cut that in half. 89 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:44,736 And I don't trust anyone else to do anything good with that ten grand. 90 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:47,209 Relax, I've got a plan. 91 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,097 It's gonna be wicked, trust me. 92 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:56,213 This is big league now. Big league. Moving up from here, pal. 93 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,494 CHEERING 94 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:59,810 Norfolk In Chance, 14 points. 95 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,175 CHEERING 96 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,933 'Bunty's Army, 13 points.' 97 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:09,172 Real Ale Madrid, 12 points. 98 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:10,329 CHEERING 99 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:11,819 Quiz Team Aguilera, 100 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:14,892 10 points. 101 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:18,177 And last and least, taking part 102 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:21,650 today and keeping the peace, it's the Three Musketeers. 103 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:25,255 You're so shit it's unbelievable You're so shit it's unbelievable... 104 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:30,095 Carrie, relax. Think how you're gonna spend all this overtime. 105 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:32,614 The picture round... 106 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,009 (Tom) Excellent. Who's got the sheet? 107 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,489 (Frank) 'Hello. Hello? Hello? 108 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:39,252 'AII units,' 109 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,534 from base - 110 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:45,011 naked man seen hanging around Immaculate Heart Cemetery. 111 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:48,775 Like they've not heard that one?! 112 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:50,732 On our way. 113 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:59,179 SIREN BLARES 114 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:08,970 Naked male hanging round the cemetery. Jesus Christ! 115 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:13,019 Jesus Christ! I knew putting that radio in the john... 116 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,658 (Tom) Watch out! 117 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:15,968 SCREAMING 118 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,732 - Oh, God! - Oh, Jesus! 119 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:19,412 Ambulance, call it in. 120 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:23,049 Stan. Stan! We hit somebody. 121 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:25,051 Hello. Can you hear me? 122 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:29,497 Can you hear me? Everything's gonna be all right. Hello, can you hear me? 123 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:31,218 Oh, shit. This is bad! 124 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:38,375 190 to base, ambulance, please. Meacham Road? 125 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:41,770 - Yeah. - Ambulance, Meacham Road. 126 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:45,535 Keep still. It won't be long. She's breathing. 127 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:48,692 - There's an ambulance... - God, Stan... She's alive, she's conscious. 128 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:50,691 Carrie's talking to her, OK? 129 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:53,772 I believe that children are our future. 130 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:58,411 When I'm young mayor, I'm gonna make big changes. 131 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,218 APPLAUSE 132 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:03,178 SPEAKS IN DIALECT 133 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,219 Yey! 134 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,011 (Man) Fuck off, you Nazi! 135 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,330 CHEERING AND WHOOPING 136 00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:17,538 Chatsworth is one of the poorest, jam-packed estates in Manchester. 137 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:19,656 Most of us get by on shit school dinners 138 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,857 and cheap processed food, cos that's all we can afford. 139 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,089 I'm gonna change that. 140 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:26,216 Well, I'm gonna change that. 141 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:29,053 I'm gonna reclaim land for us, our own corner of Chatsworth 142 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:31,449 where we can grow spuds and rear hens. 143 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:36,489 Every backyard's gonna get its own patch of soil, and a hen. 144 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:39,697 You what?! You can't promise that! 145 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:42,578 Step into your micro farm. The land will provide. 146 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:46,494 Egg and chips. You can have egg and chips whenever you want. 147 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:49,811 Vote with your bellies, yeah? Vote Chesney! 148 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:52,414 CHEERING 149 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,053 Stuff egg and chips, yeah? 150 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:57,131 Feast your eyes on these policies. 151 00:07:57,220 --> 00:08:01,691 CHEERING 152 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:08,811 SIREN BLARES 153 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:11,619 I didn't signal, check the mirrors... Too much chat. 154 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,419 I was only in first. Hit the breaks, swerve, anything. 155 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:17,970 - Stan, she came out of nowhere. - She didn't. I didn't see her. 156 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:20,494 It was an accident, Stan. It's all right. 157 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:21,729 No, it wasn't. 158 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:23,856 I shouldn't be driving. I need glasses. 159 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:29,377 Oh, if this gets investigated, it'll all come out. I'll lose my job. 160 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:32,775 It was flagged up in my medical. 161 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:36,614 If I wanted to be a bizzy, I had to wear specs. 162 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,339 You violated your medical report?! 163 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:40,773 I don't wanna know about this. 164 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:43,420 Stupid sod! I could have killed her. 165 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:47,209 An old woman could have died cos I'm too proud. 166 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:50,849 Hi, babe. Chesney Karib. What's up? 167 00:08:50,940 --> 00:08:53,056 I've got a job for your crew. 168 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:56,655 Oh, just leaning on some undecided voters. 169 00:08:58,260 --> 00:09:01,138 No, egg and chips was only ever a smokescreen, man. 170 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:04,212 I've got some big plans with that money. 171 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:19,809 I'm proud to announce 172 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,572 that your new young mayor is... 173 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:26,415 (Men chant) Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, 174 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:27,819 Sarah, Sarah 175 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,573 Sarah, Sarah... 176 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,897 Chesney Karib. 177 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:38,610 CHEERING 178 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:48,419 Woo-hoo! 179 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:11,130 Brilliant, Debs. It's tits everywhere! 180 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:18,929 Chesney! 181 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,856 Debbie, what d'you reckon? 182 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,333 Yeah, great. What you doing? 183 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,615 - Building a beach. - A beach? 184 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:33,009 - Kids need somewhere to hang, right? - Yeah, but... 185 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,409 Nobody here gets to go on holiday. So, two birds, one stone. 186 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,979 Mountain to Muhammad. 187 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,652 How you gonna pay for it? 188 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:41,652 - Out the budget. - Chesney, that's our budget! 189 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,412 This is all down to you. 190 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,377 You approached me. You inspired me. 191 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,815 I feel like we can do anything. 192 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:48,855 Really? 193 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,771 Too right. The chemistry here! 194 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:58,455 What you waiting for? 195 00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:00,690 All right, girls? 196 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:01,929 Thanks for your votes. 197 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,299 TINNY MUSIC PLAYS 198 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:09,814 Oi! 199 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:23,296 Oh, and beg us some snacks for waste chick here. 200 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:25,899 Snacks? Cigs? 201 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:29,017 She's wanting a five-pounder. Easy birth, innit? 202 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,734 Er, what ya doing? 203 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,778 I'm trying to count, which is pretty difficult with that racket! 204 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,816 Oh! Low it! Chill your beans! 205 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,856 This is payback, yeah. 206 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:45,374 Me man Chesney say it's on the house and you is cool with it. 207 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:48,691 If you've done Chesney a favour, you can have crisps and pop. 208 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:51,453 This house don't do free beer. 209 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,292 That's whack, man. 210 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,574 Chanelle, yeah? 211 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,491 Chanelle Kay? 212 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:01,259 What would your Pam say 213 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:05,253 if she knew that you were in here talking like that to me? 214 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:07,376 I used to baby-sit you. 215 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,098 I used to wipe your arse. 216 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:12,570 So I will have no problem kicking it, unless you piss off! 217 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:44,371 Stan? Can you see me here? 218 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,415 Yes. 219 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:48,575 Here? 220 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:51,128 Are you being real? You think this is funny? 221 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,448 Grow a brain! 222 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,895 Come on, Stan. He's only trying to cheer you up. 223 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,379 No-one died. 224 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,928 Oh, right! That's our benchmark now? 225 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,772 No-one died. That makes it OK? 226 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,810 I'm giving in my notice. 227 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,094 What?! 228 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:12,219 If I don't come clean and it gets out I ignored medical advice, me life's over. 229 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,131 I've got no choice. 230 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:20,416 Well, he shouldn't have be driving. He was criminally negligent. 231 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,533 I'll say I hit her. 232 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,973 I'll take the mark on my file. 233 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,369 I'll do a refresher course on the Highway Code. 234 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:30,769 We were in the van. You're not allowed to drive it. 235 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,134 Shit. 236 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,653 Shit! 237 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,295 You are, though. 238 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,497 No chance. No! 239 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,172 Why should I take the rap for it? 240 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,490 - Because you're the only one who can. - No. 241 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:46,140 The times he's covered for us! Come on! 242 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:47,972 What's the musketeer motto? 243 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,210 "I'm all for looking after myself"? 244 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:54,851 You know, I still haven't given my account of that incident in custody last week, 245 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:58,330 when you rubbed your man's face in his own dirty protest. 246 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,854 Serious breach of his civil rights. 247 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,214 - Come here, you! - Aaaahh! 248 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:10,649 If you squash 'em, they'll spread eggs. 249 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,412 Next thing, you're infested. 250 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:21,658 - Aaaahhh! - Shut up! 251 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:26,579 No! 252 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:41,573 Half a dozen fags and a packet of the lager and lime, ta. 253 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:04,975 Shift! New laws, adults allowed. 254 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,288 (Girl) What?! 255 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,098 Come on, girls. 256 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,058 I put him in't bin. 257 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,858 Cockroach. 258 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:21,329 I weren't sure where they hang out, so I just thought cockroach, 259 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,012 filthy, 260 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,738 bin. 261 00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:31,449 If anyone had the balls to drop the bomb, 262 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,576 cockroaches would be all that's left. 263 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:37,570 It's the shell. 264 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:40,299 Shields them from radiation. 265 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,416 How d'you know all that? 266 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,411 I've lived in some holes. 267 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,456 Known the odd pest-controller. 268 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,695 Right! 269 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,771 Back to work, then. 270 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,617 Shane. 271 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,133 Kelly. 272 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,016 Are you busy later? 273 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,136 I never stop, love. 274 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,529 Why? Fancy buying us a drink? 275 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:13,738 - Yeah, if you're... - I'm sure I can slip you in! 276 00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:18,490 Hey, knobhead! Watch where the sand's going! 277 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,455 No! 278 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,259 Oi, little man! What you doing? 279 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,534 Stop it! 280 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:37,776 Oi, you little... I will rip your... 281 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:41,296 What? You gonna give us a slap? 282 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,336 You think you're a big girl now, yeah? 283 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,172 Think you can take me on? 284 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,693 Move! 285 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,896 Right... 286 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,450 Bring back the beer and, this once, I'll let it go. 287 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,859 Oh! 288 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:04,376 You butts on this. What happened? 289 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,779 You was a pretty girl. 290 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,695 Romeo, blood. You can stop now. 291 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,620 SIREN 292 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:20,574 You're off the hook. 293 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:23,811 Just told the sarge that I bumped the old dear, and he bought it. 294 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,379 Carrie, I don't know what to say. 295 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,734 Try saying some prayers, 296 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:29,209 cos if I don't pass this remedial driving test, 297 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:33,418 you'll be owing me in the next life, not just this one... mate! 298 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:41,614 - Wasn't this a kids' beach once? - OK, they weren't in the plan. 299 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:45,488 But this place can only benefit from having adults around. 300 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,538 Hey! Can I take a picture? 301 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,609 Sure. 302 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:54,009 Just want you to look your best. 303 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,136 Thanks. 304 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,492 (Mandy) It can be hard work, eh? Pulling. 305 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:09,413 Who's pulling? Just thought I'd make an effort. 306 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,218 Right. 307 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,699 Shame, though, looking like that. 308 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,658 God, yeah! You'd clean up, girl! 309 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,973 (Debbie) How do you know if a lad's, like, genuinely into ya? 310 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,255 He's not just telling you stuff that you want to hear? 311 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:27,299 - Make a move. - You'll know soon enough. 312 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,893 Right. 313 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:34,536 Debbie, if he doesn't realise how lucky he is, he's not worth it. 314 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,611 Yeah. 315 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:41,658 Sex on the beach? 316 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:42,934 How about a punch? 317 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,574 - Find me. - Mm-hm. 318 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,975 - I think I'm in there, Karen. - Yeah? 319 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,095 Mm. 320 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:57,410 It's not gonna be cheap, mind. 321 00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,890 She's a bit old-fashioned about putting her hand in her pocket. 322 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,891 But not about sticking it in yours! 323 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:03,969 Funny, that! 324 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,459 Mm-hm. 325 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,212 You're all a mystery to me. 326 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,291 One of those, please, love. 327 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,257 LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY 328 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,171 (Karen) Want crisps with that? 329 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,411 Your rent is extortionate! 330 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,899 You're the only licensed franchiser 331 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:26,017 in what's gonna be the number one tourist attraction in town. 332 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,852 D'you want in on the ground floor? 333 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,899 LAUGHS 334 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,292 You're all right. 335 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,418 Your hand's shaking! 336 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:50,899 First time? 337 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,208 You what? 338 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,289 No! 339 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,052 I'm a man of the world, me, love. 340 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:56,573 Right. 341 00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,333 Lillian! Found a friend! 342 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,853 Oh, hiya, Shane, love! 343 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:03,408 I'm just gonna slip into something more comfy. 344 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,053 Talk to t'gaffer. 345 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,573 OK. 346 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,059 Why? 347 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:14,813 You're a whore?! 348 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,094 A fuckin' prossie! 349 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,411 What's Lillian been saying? 350 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:24,733 Of course I'm a working girl! Are you telling me you didn't know? 351 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:28,335 Sorry, Kelly, love. Shall I fetch Leroy? 352 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,490 It's OK. 353 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:35,969 You think I'm stupid. Soft Shane - runt of the litter! 354 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,254 Shane, I don't! 355 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,258 Tiny bit naive maybe. 356 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:45,333 I just... I thought when we were at t'beach, it were good. 357 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,411 It were. 358 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,775 Just... a girl's gotta earn. 359 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,851 How much? 360 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,373 50! 361 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:57,851 You can pay with cash, card, giro, luncheon vouchers... 362 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,373 Right. 363 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,853 OK. 364 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,658 Right. 365 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,459 15. 366 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:22,289 Please don't ask for credit, as a refusal may cause offence. 367 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,257 I'll get it. I'll get it. 368 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,773 Just, erm... 369 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:27,134 Here y'are. 370 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,138 Hold that thought, yeah? 371 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:37,529 Anybody waiting? 372 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:42,935 Because my lonely heart would bleed 373 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:47,179 I never learned how to hold love 374 00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:49,569 And stay strong to love 375 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:53,812 Now I close my eyes now 376 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:58,416 And I'm dreamin' right where I belong... 377 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,654 SCREAMING 378 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,254 You think you're a big girl now, yeah? 379 00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:15,854 Come on! Jump up and get down! 380 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:18,659 Come on, Debbie, dance with me! 381 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:20,458 You should be taking it easy! 382 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,895 Knock it off! I have juice. 383 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:25,414 Hey, it's like Corfu all over again, in't it? 384 00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:29,010 Disco, ouzo, 385 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,772 dancing till the sun comes up. 386 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,932 Monica, it was Lesbos. 387 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,614 It was a pebbled beach, and it rained every day! 388 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,133 Woo! 389 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:43,499 I'm a dreamer... 390 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:50,849 Norma, that is why. Dreamer! Killjoy! 391 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:52,293 Debbie. 392 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:56,578 Look, this is all down to her. Her and her little friend. 393 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:59,811 It wasn't. He's not my little friend either. 394 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,219 Go and get a seat. 395 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,655 All right, but don't I have to pay Chesney? 396 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:05,492 No, you do not! 397 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,536 Over there. 398 00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:15,769 Shane! 399 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,214 What you doing? 400 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,858 What? 401 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,453 Er, doing? 402 00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,849 What the fuck does it look like?! 403 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:27,728 The man's burnt his back! Bastard global warming! 404 00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:31,971 - Mate, can you sub us some cash? - What for? 405 00:23:32,060 --> 00:23:34,893 What's it matter what for? You know I'm good for it. 406 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,208 One'll do. 407 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:45,054 Cheers, bruv. Lifesaver. 408 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,051 MAN GROANS 409 00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:57,530 Sorry, her punter's tantric. Are you sure you don't want to? 410 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:00,537 No. 411 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:19,895 Oi! 412 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,493 Dreamer boy! 413 00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:23,377 Here! Now! 414 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:24,688 LAUGHING 415 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:27,374 I can do this in front of them! 416 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,811 First day in and you're already bent. 417 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:38,733 Whatever's left! I'm not letting you feather your nest. 418 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,253 Easy, Debbie. 419 00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:42,251 No! Easy is how you've had it so far! 420 00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,535 So you give donations to that granny! 421 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,259 What granny? Who? Mrs Syad? 422 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:49,729 We're hiring her paddling pool. 423 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:53,017 Whatever. From now on, we spend that money on what we said. 424 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:56,456 Clear off! You're like a wife, on my back, nipping my head! 425 00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,212 - We made a deal! - No. 426 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:00,894 You had plans, and I encouraged you at every stage, 427 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:04,609 I thought you'd get me the robes. But you couldn't even do that! 428 00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,099 What?! Shut up! 429 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:08,648 I worked my arse off to get you in there. I did that! 430 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:12,733 Did you fuck! I rigged the vote! You think free scran swung it? 431 00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:15,539 I hired some muscle to make kids vote for me. 432 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,894 Just give me what I'm owed, yeah? 433 00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:18,538 Piss off! I owe you jack. 434 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,851 You're not getting your hens, your chips, or me! 435 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:26,215 Yeah, I know. You're so obvious, it's untrue. 436 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,894 Now leave me alone! Stalker! 437 00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:47,015 ROWD Y CROWD OUTSIDE KNOCKING AT DOOR 438 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:50,331 All right, I'm coming! Who is it? 439 00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:51,535 < Stan. 440 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:57,574 Locked yourself in, eh? Those girls must have really got to you. 441 00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:59,616 What can I get you, Stan? 442 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,258 Something to knock me out tonight, please. 443 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,898 Liquor, pills or porn? 444 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:05,050 Pharmaceuticals usually do it. 445 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,699 Oh... 446 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,173 Oh, no, it's OK. 447 00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:13,330 No, it's all right. I know what it's like. 448 00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:14,535 Couple of these and you'll be... 449 00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:15,689 BANG AT DOOR 450 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,736 (Woman) I'm still waiting, Yvonne. > 451 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,253 Let me have another word, eh? 452 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:21,376 < (Woman) Don't shit yourself. What you afraid of? 453 00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:22,575 It's not your problem. 454 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,810 Well, give me a shout if... 455 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,255 Night, Stan. 456 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:31,773 Night. 457 00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:38,615 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 458 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,491 MONICA GROANS 459 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:25,659 Here. 460 00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:31,451 Oh... Oh... I'm fine. 461 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:36,376 It's just a little bit of morning sickness. 462 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:38,052 Oh, aye(!) 463 00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,337 (lan) Come on, then. 464 00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,536 Kill or cure. 465 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,689 Good one, was it? 466 00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:47,735 Awesome. 467 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,015 Where's the girl you've got to thank for it? 468 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,853 Debbie? Debbie? 469 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:10,535 KNOCK AT DOOR 470 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,575 lan! 471 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:13,974 I can smell him. 472 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,733 (lan) Stare him out, Debs. (Go on. Get in there.) 473 00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:27,975 Yeah, I know. I got played. 474 00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:29,493 I'm sorry. 475 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:37,891 Debbie! 476 00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:39,572 Come on, this isn't you. 477 00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:43,175 I hide away and feel sorry for meself. 478 00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:47,492 Eh? Me. Hey, you've not got a can under there, have you? 479 00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:49,218 Cos that is a slippery slope... 480 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,454 OK. 481 00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:58,737 OK, you didn't realise that Chesney was a bastard. 482 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,732 You got too close and your little heart's in bits. 483 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:04,414 Shut up. I don't fancy Chesney. 484 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,219 Not now. Back-stabbing user. 485 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:10,531 All right, well, if you're not gonna fight for him, the best way 486 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:12,292 to get over that man is to show him. 487 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:14,052 Life goes on. You had a dream. 488 00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:17,416 Egg and chips, feed the world. Come on, make it happen! 489 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:20,333 How can I? He's blown my budget. 490 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:24,208 So? You're the queen of getting by on the cheap. 491 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:27,451 You are a doer, 492 00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:29,974 Debbie, not a... 493 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:33,814 can't... er. 494 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:46,573 OK. 495 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:49,733 You're upset. 496 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,333 It's hard. 497 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,893 I know. 498 00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:10,970 SIGHS 499 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,533 Debbie? 500 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:40,494 Extra shot? 501 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:43,697 No. Slept like a baby last night. 502 00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:46,931 Carrie? What is it? 503 00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,250 She's paralysed. The old woman. 504 00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:51,331 Wheelchair for the rest of her life. 505 00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:52,899 (Tom) Poor woman. That's terrible. 506 00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:56,097 It gets worse. The family are taking legal action against me. 507 00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:58,933 I've been suspended! 508 00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:01,580 This changes things. You've got to tell the sarge. 509 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:05,016 I'm not gonna lose my warrant card because of you, you blind idiot! 510 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:08,217 Hey, let's keep our voices down and think about this, OK? 511 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:11,098 No, she's right. I have to bite the bullet. 512 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:16,300 Wait! Stan... If you come clean about this now, 513 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:17,893 you'll both be in the shit. 514 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:22,451 It'll look like a conspiracy to cover up. You'll both be sacked. 515 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:24,496 I'm so sorry. You're a real mate. 516 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,650 Don't think I did this out of friendship. 517 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:30,176 I only covered for you because D'Artagnan blackmailed me. 518 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:40,058 Sorry, girls. Not today. 519 00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:43,532 Feeling it. 520 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,815 The girl got game. 521 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,219 Not my game. 522 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:48,415 (Norma) Yvonne? 523 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,650 Stay out of it, Norma. 524 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:55,572 Fill it, and we'll be gone. 525 00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:57,616 Not a chance. 526 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:01,454 You want me to funeral ya? Fill it, or we mash you up. 527 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:04,850 You? You couldn't mash a potato. 528 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:06,896 Tell Bottom to jam the hype. 529 00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:10,655 Will you listen to yourself? You're all talk. 530 00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:12,059 Makes fuck all sense to me. 531 00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:14,779 Oh, I ain't no cork, blumper. 532 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,293 Oh! 533 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:21,051 Sweetheart, you're white. Know what you're facing, yeah? 534 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,335 GIRLS GASP 535 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:28,210 Whoa. Oh, man, your mates are proper cacking it. Ready to gan. 536 00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:33,019 SQUEALS 537 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:38,697 Well, hurry home, before I tan your arse! Sewer rat! 538 00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:51,494 That's all, thanks. 539 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:55,974 The best night of my life. 540 00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,738 God, yeah. 541 00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:02,695 I mean, um, yeah, I can imagine, 542 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,248 Kelly being a professional shag and that. 543 00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:08,855 No. Sex were good, but... 544 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:13,809 we had, like, a... a moment, you know? 545 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,095 I think she could be like girlfriend material. 546 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:19,490 Have you heard soft lad here taking his turn to tom? 547 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:22,811 Shane, it's her job to give punters the best night ever, 548 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:24,128 so you go back for more. 549 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:26,211 Yeah, I know. 550 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,768 But this was different. 551 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:30,009 Oh! Oh! 552 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:33,297 Oh! Oh yeah, yeah, YEAH! 553 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:37,009 Women like her fake that shit to make you feel better. 554 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,898 It's all pretend. Part of the game. 555 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:41,936 No. Stuff you and your game. 556 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,580 There's some things, Jamie, that you cannot fake. 557 00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:47,128 Kelly's into me. You'll see. 558 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:57,094 Joe 90, specky Stan... 559 00:33:57,180 --> 00:34:00,172 got crucified in those National Healths. 560 00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:04,219 No way was I putting up with that other job. Cops are worse than kids. 561 00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:07,975 I were minus six, both eyes. I had 'em lasered on honeymoon. 562 00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:12,531 Kash booked us on one of these Greek cosmetic surgery cruises. 563 00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:14,372 So I know what it's like. 564 00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:16,451 Before and after. 565 00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:18,531 And after is miles better. 566 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:23,453 Maybe that's how I should spend my overtime fund. 567 00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:25,576 Just get some decent specs. 568 00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:28,015 We could get you a makeover! Yeah! 569 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,579 I don't want to put you out. 570 00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:33,096 No, you won't be. I'll get you to baby-sit for me some time. 571 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:36,217 (Radio) 'Stan, there's a criminal damage in progress 572 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,609 'just round the corner. I said we'll deal.' 573 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,213 Received, mate. Two seconds. 574 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,932 Put that spade down. 575 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:46,580 I'm arresting you for defacing council property. 576 00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:49,174 What? You can't nick me for this. 577 00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:50,978 - Ladies. - Tom, cuff her. 578 00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:52,129 Is there a problem? 579 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:53,539 It's criminal damage. 580 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,611 How is planting spuds criminal? 581 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:58,658 This strip of grass was perfect before your intervention. 582 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:00,537 Now it needs repairing, right? 583 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:03,578 Tom, why don't you and Debbie see if you can sort this, eh? 584 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:05,651 Carrie. 585 00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:11,490 - Your radio. - I don't know what you're talking about. 586 00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:15,209 How else would you know about this? Carrie, you're not on duty. 587 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:19,009 Yeah, and why is that, eh? It isn't fair. I don't deserve this. 588 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,419 What's her problem? 589 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:24,288 All I want to do is my job, that's all, that's all. Don't you dare! 590 00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:29,570 Look, if you just put it back how it was, 591 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:32,094 we won't take any further action, OK? 592 00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:34,296 Whatever! Only a day's work! 593 00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,291 Oh, you bastard! 594 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,654 What's up? 595 00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:52,651 Me leg. 596 00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,173 Will you stretch it? 597 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:02,339 I've been seizing up all day. 598 00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:05,218 You made me use muscles I never knew I had. 599 00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,494 Aren't you sore? 600 00:36:06,580 --> 00:36:08,457 No, I'm pretty limber, me. 601 00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:11,896 You need to be to get through all the kitchen windows, don't you? 602 00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:14,858 So, er... maybe I should keep moving. 603 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:19,013 Oh, aye? So you did like it, then? You weren't just giving me patter? 604 00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:23,537 God, no! That never happens on a trick, ever. 605 00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:25,053 Normally switch off. 606 00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,569 If we're not doing it, though, mind if I head back? 607 00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:33,298 No, no. We can go. 608 00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:36,258 Finish your chips. I'll take a cab out of me fee. 609 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:39,577 For this, our date. 610 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,015 This were a proper date. 611 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:45,217 I was hanging out to see if... see if there was something... 612 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,849 Shane, this is always work. 613 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,976 You pay for sex or company. 614 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:54,848 I don't want to spoil what we have. 615 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:59,172 Well, don't put me on a meter, then. 616 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:02,650 I don't care what you do, Kelly. I like you. 617 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,891 Oh...! 618 00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:08,574 It's Lillian. She's the problem. 619 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,491 Takes such a chunk out of me wages. 620 00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:13,219 I'm virtually a slave to her. 621 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,211 Oh, you don't need to hear this. 622 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:18,098 How big a chunk? 623 00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:20,057 Kelly? 624 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,688 What? 625 00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:35,340 Look at his arm, Debbie. 626 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:36,978 Katie's covered in 'em. 627 00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:38,618 Your beach is builders' sand. 628 00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,810 Untreated, full of bugs. 629 00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:46,050 You minding other stuff, yeah? 630 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,096 Environmental Health will shut it down, Debs. 631 00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:49,329 That councillor's looking for you and Chesney. 632 00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:50,648 He's not the only one. 633 00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:52,139 You need to keep your head down. 634 00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:52,857 She needs to do something. 635 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:56,012 Carl! I'm sure you can't make your sister feel any worse. 636 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,694 Why is everyone having a go at me? Stop having a go! 637 00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:00,691 Debbie, love. 638 00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:04,056 Listen, we all make mistakes. 639 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:07,928 Even the best of us. There's no need for any shame here. 640 00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:10,250 You're with family. 641 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:16,451 He's a dead man. 642 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,219 Shane! 643 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,689 What are you two doing in here? 644 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:27,219 Out! 645 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:29,416 I want a word with me brother. 646 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:36,740 I have to free Kelly. 647 00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:39,209 Lillian's got her trapped. 648 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,450 She can't see past doing tricks, Mickey. 649 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:45,533 If I could just... show her. 650 00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:49,258 Yeah, that's right, Chesney. 651 00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,898 Hide behind your veil, coward. 652 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,652 Leave me to take the crap from your filthy beach. 653 00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:55,049 Don't make a scene. Not here. 654 00:38:55,140 --> 00:38:56,050 Is everything OK? 655 00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:58,449 Fine. Misunderstanding. 656 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,570 - Who's she? - I'll tell you later. Just go. 657 00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:02,456 (Man) Debbie? > 658 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:06,215 Debbie, please. You don't know what this is. Just get out. 659 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:10,179 Where's Chesney Karim? Little bastard needs his arse kicking. 660 00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:14,368 Yeah, get in line. 661 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:24,096 I sanctioned the beach, a clean, safe space for families, kids. 662 00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:27,490 Unlicensed drinking, two ten-year-olds in casualty, 663 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,093 stomachs pumped, 664 00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:32,775 adults exposing themselves, flea-ridden sand, 665 00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:34,896 you running around the estate in drag. 666 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:37,972 You've caused a shit storm and spent your entire budget, 667 00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:41,370 it's a PR disaster. The Mayor said you'd take the piss. 668 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:44,816 I defended you, I staked my career on this policy. 669 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,653 I'm going to get sent back to waste management. 670 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:49,695 I'm talking to you. 671 00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:50,735 Don't touch me. 672 00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:52,333 Don't walk off then. 673 00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:54,411 You've pissed away public money, how are going to account for that? 674 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,968 I'm not, I'm just a kid, right? 675 00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:58,732 Wrong. You're still Young Mayor, 676 00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:02,699 if you can't justify your spending we've ways of claiming it back. 677 00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:06,011 Let's go and see what your mum's got to say about her rates going up. 678 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:08,934 You've no idea. 679 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:10,533 Who's that man? 680 00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:13,453 Where's he taking him? 681 00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:16,612 - Is he coming back? - I doubt it. 682 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,736 SOBBING 683 00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,054 What's wrong? 684 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,892 Why are you upset? 685 00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:30,011 I know I will not see my sister in Pakistan before she... 686 00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:33,056 What's all this got to do with Chesney? 687 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:37,656 Chesney was about to take test for me, 688 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:44,134 citizenship test to get British passport so that when I visit her 689 00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:45,733 I can come back home. 690 00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:47,890 Chesney was going to do that for you? 691 00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:50,289 Bought my flight too. 692 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:54,259 You what? Was that the money he gave you at the beach? 693 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,333 Are you going to eat that? 694 00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:11,610 Oh, my God! Look, it's a miracle. 695 00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:15,978 No, it's a scam, the cheeky mare. Where's her wheelchair now, eh? 696 00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:18,130 Quick, we need photos. 697 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:22,536 lf, if you do this, and show the sarge, 698 00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:24,770 Carrie will get reinstated, right? 699 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,009 Yeah. 700 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,534 Well, do we really want that? 701 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:31,418 I mean, she was a bit harsh with you today 702 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,570 and she's like Robocop on the rag 703 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:35,696 when she puts on the uniform. 704 00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:36,974 No, I can't, I owe her. 705 00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:39,972 She took one for me. This way, we're quits. 706 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,973 I have so had enough. 707 00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:48,779 Paralysis is nothing compared to what I'm going to do. 708 00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:52,569 Let's quit while we're ahead, eh? We don't want to lose you. 709 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,571 We've only just got you back. 710 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:57,936 What do you say? All for one? 711 00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:25,012 Just relax, Mr Waterman. 712 00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:45,492 How does that look? 713 00:42:45,580 --> 00:42:48,936 Oi, I'm losing the will to live here. 714 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:53,495 Stunning. Absolutely stunning. 715 00:42:53,580 --> 00:42:55,650 < Oi! 716 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,300 Kelly! 717 00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:04,930 Kelly! 718 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,579 Ta-da! 719 00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:11,616 Shane, what are you doing? 720 00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:13,691 I've come for you. Look. 721 00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:16,055 (Man) At least let her finish me off. > 722 00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:17,858 Where are you going to take me, eh? 723 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:22,968 Away from here. You don't belong to Lillian, you don't have to do this. 724 00:43:23,060 --> 00:43:24,937 - You want to save me? - Yes. 725 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:29,093 Shane, this isn't Pet Rescue, I'm not a cockroach. 726 00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:33,139 This is what I do, what I choose to do. 727 00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:37,657 I just thought, if I showed you how special it could be with me... 728 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:38,968 SIGHING 729 00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:41,459 It's dead sweet of you, 730 00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:46,375 you're a nice guy and a great lay, but that's how it is. 731 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,654 It doesn't mean we have to stop. 732 00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:53,337 I can't, I'm fuckin' brassic. Mickey wants 50 for driving us here. 733 00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:55,980 How about we make this one free 734 00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:58,779 as long as you block-book your next five? Sound fair? 735 00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:01,169 I suppose. 736 00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:03,569 What about... 737 00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:05,890 One minute, literally. 738 00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:10,215 Result. 739 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,336 APPLAUSE 740 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:37,449 That's sacrilege. Have you not done enough harm today? 741 00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:39,292 Relax. 742 00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:43,851 I took the test for you. Well, Mrs Rashida Syad. 743 00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,094 You passed! 744 00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:50,219 Yeah. It's harder than that Respect One Another module, though. 745 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,619 I don't know what to say. 746 00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:56,012 That's a first. I don't get it though, what do you get out of it? 747 00:44:56,100 --> 00:45:00,139 Credit upstairs. Every good deed means another hundred virgins in paradise. 748 00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:03,018 That's why you never bagged me, Debbie, too many rivals. 749 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,089 Whatever, Chesney. 750 00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:11,134 We're quits now, anyway. You lose, Chesney. 751 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:15,896 COCK CROWS 752 00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:18,938 (Debbie) 'So, what came first, chicken or the egg? 753 00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:21,853 'Power or corruption? Love or hate? ' 754 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:26,250 LAUGHTER 755 00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:28,376 'It does my head in.' 756 00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:30,098 The skits - what? 757 00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:31,499 Do you like it? 758 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:38,857 (Debbie) 'AII I know is this, if life is an omelette 759 00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:42,694 'and you want to make it good... you've got to crack a few eggs.' 760 00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,452 You not eating? 761 00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:26,531 Who was Hogwarts' most famous pupil? 762 00:46:26,620 --> 00:46:28,451 Oh, I know this! 763 00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:29,814 (Carrie) Stanley Potter! 764 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:32,858 < Nice glasses! 765 00:46:32,908 --> 00:46:37,458 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54528

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