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Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate
is the Garden of Eden,
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but it's been a good home to us, to me,
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Frank Gallagher, and me kids who
l'm proud of, cos every single one of 'em
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reminds me a little of me.
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They can all think for themselves,
which they've got me to thank for.
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why
nobody calls him Phillip any more.
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lan, a lot like his mam, which is handy for
the others cos she's disappeared into thin air.
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And Carl. We daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons -
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it makes it stand on end and makes him
look like Toyah, and nits love him.
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Debbie - sent by God, total angel.
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You've to check your change
but she'll go miles out of her way
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to do you a favour,
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plus lickle Liam,
who's gonna be a star some day.
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Sheila, me bird, couldn't be happier.
One plate short of a full set, like.
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And fantastic neighbours Kev
and Veronica - lend ya anything,
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well, almost anything.
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Carol and Marty - the lodgers from hell.
Last of the lonely hearts
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and a psychologist's wet dream.
Still, nobody's perfect.
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But all of 'em to a man
know first and foremost
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one of the most vital necessities in life
is they know how to throw a party!
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Heh, heh, heh, scatter!
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(Debbie) 'ln social studies, we learnt
that when families first started,
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'it was because we were primitive
hunter-gatherers who needed
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the family unit to protect the
weaker, younger members.
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'That way, they could survive and become
the next lot of hunter-gatherers.'
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State of her!
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Carl, get her next door, now! Now!
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Sorry, Carol, but l did make it
clear it was guest list only.
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Must be something l've eaten.
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Come here, Carol. Come on.
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Concentrate.
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Cheeky vimto. What you on about?
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lt's got vodka in it, Carol.
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l told Debbie straight off.
No spirits, no class A's.
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Fuck me.
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Looks like a party.
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(Debbie) 'They reckon that
since the industrial revolution,
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'the modern family
has developed into a different unit.
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'Now its main role is the emotional
and moral welfare of the young.
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'What's that about?
l mean, as long as there isn't
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'a woolly mammoth biting my arse,
l can look after myself, ta very much.'
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lf you fancy a bit of chill-out
space, you can come next door.
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- Oi! Out!
- lt's much quieter.
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Lip, you promised!
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You know that were Nicola?
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Yeah.
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What, in Debbie's class?
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Yeah.
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Christ. Arse on her, though.
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What do you think?
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Fantastic.
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l wasn't sure about the material.
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lt's always a bit iffy
from the catalogue.
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You just can't tell looking at it.
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You're gorgeous. Fuck your brains out!
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Yeah, but you don't think
the straps are a bit funny?
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See what l mean?
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All right, which colour do you like?
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That one.
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l always think cream washes me out.
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Oh, l got a top an' all.
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Sue, l don't give a fuck.
Just come here, will yer?
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What the fuck's that?
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Don't think so. Everybody out.
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Shut up and get out!
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That's it. Come on.
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You trying to turn
the place into a shag pit?
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lt's nothing to do with me!
Must've had a power cut.
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Nice try, Debs.
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Lip! lt's not even midnight!
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Come on, keep moving.
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Come on. That's it.
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Where's Liam?
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Party? He stayed the night
at Kev and Veronica's, duh!
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No, l mean, aren't you
taking him to school?
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You can do it. One night, l ask for
some consideration,
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l ask for the place to myself, no
interference, but you treat me like a little kid.
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Well, if l'm a little kid,
l'll start acting like one.
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And little kids can't look
after their little brothers.
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Leccy's gone, you div.
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Debbie!
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Kettle's bust. And l've got
a mouth like a goat's lavatory.
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Carol. Give me a heart attack.
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lt's the leccy. Went off last night.
None in the Gallaghers, either.
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For you.
Just junk mail by the look of it.
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They've come!
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Fucking hell.
Tonight Matthew, l'm Myra Hindley.
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Fuck off.
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Least l don't look
like Ken fucking Dodd.
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Hey. Cyprus, eh?
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Sex on the beach. Mile High Club.
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You dirty bitch.
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ls it really a mile up?
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How d'you mean?
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Well, up in the sky,
is it a mile up, like?
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l don't know, do l?
l mean it must be,
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if that's what they call it.
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Oh, no, no Veronica, Veronica.
Not with Liam here.
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l feel a bit weird.
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He's asleep.
l've checked on him. Come on.
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No. 'Ere y'are.
Look, look, l need a wazz anyway.
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Veronica,
Have you not got any butter?
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l can only find that
diet spread stuff.
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For fuck's sake.
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Hiya, babe.
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Hiya.
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Another dead soldier.
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No more until he's paid.
Your tab's frozen, Frank.
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You're on pay as you go.
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''Your tab's frozen. No more tab.''
Thank you, Nat fucking West.
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MOUTHS
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No, sorry. Got holiday coming up.
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Need all my spare change
for spending money.
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Oh. Thatcher's children, Kevin.
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Always wanting more,
surrounding ourselves with things.
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Yeah, well, me and V haven't been
away in nearly six years, so...
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lnstant gratification.
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Sheila's the same.
''lt's for the wedding Frank.
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''You know we're on a tight budget.''
Tenner to last me a fucking week.
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Tommy!
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Lovely.
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Smoke alarms. Council has
to fit 'em all as standard now.
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They pay a fortune
for kite marks and all that shit.
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Fucking tax-payer's money isn't it?
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They bear no responsibility,
these people.
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Got it in one, Frank.
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So me and Phil, we pick up a load of
Korean units for next to nowt, right?
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Then we install them and flog
the pricey ones up in Chorlton.
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Nice little earner.
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FRANK CHUCKLES
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Here we go.
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You on vitamins, or what?
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Another nice little earner.
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Drug trials. l get £200 quid
for taking these for three weeks.
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Do fuck all as far as l can see.
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Mind you, l do have
a permanent boner.
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Liam not back from karate yet?
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Shit!
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My name is Judith,
and l'm an alcoholic.
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Do you mind if l have a word?
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Don't tell Lip cos l'm on strike,
but l rang the electricity company
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and they've not
made a mistake about the bill.
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They won't restore the supply
until we've paid. Will yer sort it?
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Can we pay your electricity bill?
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We run off the same supply.
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Steve hooked it up
when he and Fiona lived next door.
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lt made it easier for him
to take care of everything.
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Did you know about this?
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No.
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Not right, is it?
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Not right, it's criminal.
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Hang on. l gave you £50 pound
to pay the electricity bill
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not two weeks ago.
What happened to it?
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You know what?
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l bet l forgot to post it.
l'm always doing that.
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Stamp on, then it stays
in me bag for months.
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l'll sort it tomorrow.
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We'll sort it now.
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How many bags have you got?
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Nicola's got one like that.
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lt's yours. l never use it.
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Ahh. Thanks Sue.
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Ladies. Bitches. lt'll be
getting dark soon. Bonfire night!
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Marty!
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Sue can't find the electric bill.
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l thought you told me you'd paid it.
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l have. l've just not posted it on.
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lt won't be in there.
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When are you going
to tell us what's going on?
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What are you trying to infer, Carol?
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l've got eyes in me head, unlike
Marty. New outfit every 20 minutes.
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Marty, will you tell her?
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Fuck, shit, wank!
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l needed the money for
the leccy cos l've got meself
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into a bit of debt, OK?
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ls that what you wanted to hear?
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How much debt?
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l'm waiting on that money
from Craig's dad's house.
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< lt'll clear it
with thousands to spare.
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Why should l put my life on hold?
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How much?
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12 grand.
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(Sue) Some of them are really nasty.
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County court orders and that.
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You'll end up inside
if you're not careful.
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l'm really sorry, Marty.
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- Hey, we'll sort it together, OK?
- Hm!
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ls this it though? ls this the lot?
You've got to be honest with me, OK?
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Titwank! No more trying to hide it.
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Way of life with her. >
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Mum.
Just piss off out of it, will yer?
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Thank you.
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No problem.
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lt's like you say, this money
that you're owed from Craig,
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well there must
be some way to throw 'em a bone.
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- Do you hate me?
- Course l don't.
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Blood-sucking bitch!
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l love yer!
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Sue! You're the best thing that's
ever happened to me, no contest.
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Debs' on strike!
lt's doing me head in.
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Liam, shoes.
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No bread left.
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l haven't had time to shop, have l?
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We'll get you some
crisps on the way to school.
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Where's your socks, Liam?
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l don't know.
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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- Come in.
- Hiya.
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Morning.
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l'm loving the bag, babe.
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Thanks!
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See ya. >
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Look, you're just gonna have to
wear a pair of mine.
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They're a bit big but...
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Lip, it hurts!
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OK fine, no frigging socks!
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Go bare feet.
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Yeah? Don't ask or owt.
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l haven't got any of my own clean,
have l? l'm off out after school.
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Oh, who's gonna make
tea for these two then?
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l'm supposed to be seeing
Katie and Mandy tonight.
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- Can't Carl manage?
- What?
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Shit. This is it, you know.
Once Debbie cops off
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with some horny little loser,
this is our lives, lan.
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- We just need a routine and that.
- Yeah.
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Well, no, you're right,
we need a plan. Nip it in the bud.
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Scruff.
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lt's just a few questions about
your lifestyle, Mr Gallagher.
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Right you are, love. Nothing there to
frighten the horses. Happy to oblige.
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Right. Male or female.
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Oh, definitely a yes!
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l'll just... Yeah.
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Oh, diet.
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Do you eat five portions of
fruit and vegetables a day?
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Do l look like fucking Bugs Bunny?
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Yes.
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How much alcohol do
you consume weekly?
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A, no alcohol, B, one to 21 units.
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Weekly?
Yeah, weekly.
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C, over 21 units.
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l see you say you don't drink,
Mr Gallagher.
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Yeah, well me mum
was a Methodist, love.
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Promised her, on her deathbed.
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We'll have to
keep your details on the file.
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This particular trial involves
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taking the drug in conjunction with
at least two units of alcohol a day.
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Ohh.
248
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All right, l'll do it. Well, me
mum was a wonderful woman, you know.
249
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She was...actually she was devoted to
medical science.
250
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Absolutely devoted to it.
251
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She could have trained up if she'd had
the opportunities, donated her body...
252
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you know her eyes, an' all that.
253
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And that was the other thing that
she said to me, on her deathbed.
254
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''Son, promise me you'll do everything
you can for medical science.''
255
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So l'm here.
256
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,599
lt's Lady Muck you should
be asking for money, not me.
257
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,631
l said from the
get-go she was trouble.
258
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Feet under the table
before you could say Jack Robinson.
259
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,591
Sue hasn't got the money.
260
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,393
lf you don't pay to get us
re-connected, it's not gonna happen.
261
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,078
We're all brassic at ours.
262
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Fine state of affairs this is.
263
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,829
We're supposed to be your
tenants, not your parents.
264
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,190
Yeah, and we're charging you 30 quid
a week less than you're claiming
265
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in housing benefits.
266
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:12,877
l'm supposed to be putting a bit
by for my old age. Nobody cares.
267
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,754
Thanks. And if any of the lads
ask yer, you sorted it yourself.
268
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:20,315
You know you'll get blackheads
from putting so much make-up on.
269
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,634
< Clogs your pores!
270
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:37,196
A foaming tankard of your
finest ale, mein inn-keeper!
271
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Frank, you know how it is.
272
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Eh? Eh? Eh?
273
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:45,114
Half now,
half on completion of the trial.
274
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,118
lt's not just the money.
You feel like you're putting a bit back.
275
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:52,073
Well, l suppose it's you or them
monkeys they grow the tumours on.
276
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,078
How many of them tablets are
you having to take then, Frank?
277
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,680
Er, three every four hours. Oh.
278
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Four every three hours.
279
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,911
So basically Debt Crunchers,
in agreement with yourself,
280
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take what's known
as a consolidation loan.
281
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,674
You're probably wondering what the
heck that is.
282
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,995
Basically it's a way for us
to pay off all your debts.
283
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:29,716
Then we organise it for yourselves
to pay one basic monthly fee to us.
284
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,637
Sounds too good to be true.
285
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,911
lt is! People don't realise.
You're home-owners, obviously.
286
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,996
- She is. Well, when...
- Yes!
287
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,110
No worries.
288
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,153
No one's ever looked after
me like you do.
289
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,191
l love looking after you,
you know l do.
290
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,992
l'd do anything l can.
291
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,349
Ball and chain!
292
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,516
But these loans and that though...
293
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,949
Well you hear about people
paying 'em off for years.
294
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,230
Yeah, but it's not
gonna be years, is it?
295
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,794
Once Craig comes good.
l mean that's what l'm saying.
296
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,593
The day he's sold that
house, the sky's the limit.
297
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,029
To the future.
298
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,958
Mud in yer eye. Come on yer face!
299
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,909
Fuck it.
300
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,750
Sue?
301
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,678
We're going to bed Mum!
We're shattered. >
302
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,948
You've got a visitor.
303
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,719
You're looking well.
304
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,479
What the fuck are you doing here?
305
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,239
We've just been having a
little chat, haven't we, Craig?
306
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,679
You poisonous old bitch! >
307
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,950
She's stirring it again.
What's she been saying?
308
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,879
l haven't been saying anything.
lt's what Craig's been telling me.
309
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,593
- You're upsetting Sue.
- She's had it, Marty!
310
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,595
This is none of your business!
311
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,517
He's my son and you're
taking him for a ride.
312
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,915
- l'm taking him for nothing.
- Tell him!
313
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,155
She's had the money
from me dad's house.
314
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,839
Ten grand, nearly eight month ago.
315
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,792
Same old story, is it?
Spunked the lot?
316
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,239
But you said...
317
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,918
The lies never stop, do they, Sue?
318
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,629
- Marty!
- For God's sake!
319
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,079
Fuck, fuck!
320
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,075
Are you all right, mate?
321
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,553
Get the fuck off me!
322
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,068
lt's all true Marty,
l've seen the paperwork!
323
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,918
Take your trousers off.
They need running under a cold tap.
324
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,552
Look, fucking get off me, Mum.
325
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,797
TELEVlSlON PLAYS
326
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,114
Sue?
327
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,355
Sue?
328
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,391
Sue!
329
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,073
Sue!
330
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,475
Bollocks!
331
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,278
Popcorn maker.
332
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,550
Who needs a popcorn maker?
333
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,991
Ha! Too bloody idle to walk to the
shops, yet she spends God knows
334
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,678
how much on a badminton racket.
335
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,392
She's mentally ill.
336
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,158
Ooh, that's handy.
337
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,430
Maybe she and Marty were
gonna be playing doubles.
338
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,358
Yeah, and if they were
you'd find some way of stopping 'em.
339
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,914
Hey. Don't you make me out
to be the villain in this.
340
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,679
She's the one who was
selling Marty down the river.
341
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,790
How?
How's she doing that Mum?
342
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,592
By making him happy?
By stopping him >
343
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,313
setting fire to anything for longer
than we can remember?
344
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,715
By keeping him out of
fucking Strangeways? >
345
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,910
l can't do right by
doing bloody wrong!
346
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,389
< l might have known not to
expect any support from you.
347
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,635
Well you're right on that one.
And think on, yeah.
348
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,116
lf Marty goes back inside, the Gallaghers'll
be looking for new tenants.
349
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,388
And with any luck, >
350
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,352
Kev and me'll be turning
spare room into a nursery.
351
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,836
So don't come crying to us
when you need somewhere to live.
352
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,438
Six, is it?
353
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,356
Yep. This'll be seven.
354
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,879
Brewery needs telling.
355
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,956
Nowt wrong with the ale, Frank.
356
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,833
Look at Denzig,
he's matched you pint for pint.
357
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:30,790
lt'll be them pills you're taking.
358
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,719
Fuck off. What kind of pills stop
you getting pissed? What would be
359
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,638
the fucking point of that, Jez,
eh, in your medical opinion?
360
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,513
l dunno.
Treating alcoholics?
361
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,996
lf you can't get pissed,
there's no point drinking.
362
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,190
How many Es can you give us Kev?
363
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,558
Marty!
364
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,318
Kev.
365
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,954
Let me go! Let me go!
366
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,117
Marty look, you know l can't.
l promised Vee l'd keep an eye on you.
367
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,516
Let go of me!
l've just gotta find her!
368
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,551
Please, Kev, please.
369
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,238
l think l'm gonna die.
370
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,556
l just wanna fucking torch
the place!
371
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,238
All right. l tell you what,
372
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,078
l'll come with ya, yeah?
373
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,680
Her mum lives in Spain.
That's where she'll have gone.
374
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,154
Whoa...Spain?
375
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,555
But l thought Sue had told me and Vee
376
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,591
that she hadn't spoken
to her mam in ten years.
377
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,198
She's still family, isn't she?
378
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,435
lf you don't want to help us...
Fucking bastard!
379
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,472
All right, all right! Oi, all right.
Where do you wanna go?
380
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,839
To Spain!
381
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,237
No one wants us to
be together, Kev!
382
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,474
Fucking hell!
383
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,478
Course we do! Course we do.
And you will be, won't yer?
384
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,476
You don't fucking believe that.
385
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,956
No one does.
l see 'em looking... Fucking loser!
386
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:56,596
l do as it happens. You've got something
good. Don't bother what anyone else says.
387
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,471
lf you think Sue's
in Puerto de la Rey,
388
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,829
you get in there,
hand over your passport and pay
389
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,472
whatever it takes to go and get her.
390
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,193
Cos l'm telling you,
you can't put a price on feelings.
391
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,277
- Oi.
- l haven't got a fucking passport, have l?
392
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,799
< Fuck!
393
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,435
Fucking fuck of a fucking fucker!
394
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,512
< How you doin', Craig?
395
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,549
All right Kev.
396
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,194
Er, he's just come to talk.
397
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,751
You'd best come in.
398
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,754
You tried her nan's, in Preston? >
399
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,028
No.
400
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,755
Well, l wouldn't try ringing, she's
a bit senile, but you could go round.
401
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,598
Think Sue'd probably go there
before she'd go to her mum's.
402
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,029
She hasn't spoken to her
mum for years actually.
403
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,399
Word of advice...
404
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,078
No, ta.
Spunk face!
405
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:02,238
Just leave it, Marty. Let her go wherever she
wants. You're well out of it, believe me.
406
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,829
You don't get it do yer? l love her.
And she loves me.
407
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,713
Sue loves Sue.
And owt with a bar code.
408
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,433
She'll give you the best
blow job you've ever had, >
409
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:15,712
but if they opened her up, you'd find a cash
register where her heart should be.
410
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,469
Believe me, her leaving you's the
best thing that ever happened to yer.
411
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:23,069
My life started the day
she walked out that door.
412
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,634
Come on, mate, let's go to Preston.
413
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,750
< You got the address?
414
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,675
He's a cunt!
415
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,553
Thanks. l owe you one.
416
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,830
Well, that's me and every
catalogue company in the country.
417
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,711
Narky bugger.
418
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,159
What did you tell him?
419
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,679
Marty's gutted, you know.
420
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,597
You've broken his heart,
the poor little bastard.
421
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,394
Well, l'm not going back.
Wouldn't give Carol the satisfaction.
422
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,512
You'd better sort something out,
yeah? One night, l said.
423
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:04,396
lf your nanna's that far gone she won't even
notice you staying with her for a bit.
424
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,478
They're pink.
All of 'em.
425
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,910
Live and learn.
426
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,678
< Can't wear pink to school.
427
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,359
There you are. Wait there a sec.
428
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:24,190
You know that old hippy-looking
woman who lives at number 27?
429
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,549
< You know,
the one whose house really stinks?
430
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,556
RSPCA finally raided her.
431
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,717
They were giving them away.
432
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,269
What am l, six?
433
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,788
Debs, wait! Look, l know we haven't
434
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,037
been pulling our weight and that
but things are gonna change.
435
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,674
Lip's made a rota, what everyone's
supposed to be doing.
436
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:46,349
Look! Mondays, Carl - breakfast,
me - tidy up.
437
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,516
< You take Liam to school.
438
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,754
All different colours, see.
439
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,349
Gimme a break. How many
rotas have l made for you lot?
440
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,676
And they never work cos l'm the
only one that sticks to them,
441
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,358
and l end up doing everyone
else's jobs.
442
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:02,109
So don't piss on my leg
and tell me it's raining.
443
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,839
What does that mean?
444
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,870
Oh, God he's over there.
ls he looking?
445
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,275
Yeah, he's looking, don't look.
446
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,232
Here. Do you wanna sit
on me face, sweetheart?
447
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,430
Or can l just come on your tits? >
448
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,516
You fucking perv!
449
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,269
Come near us again and me dad'll
kick the fucking shit out of yer,
450
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,788
you paedophile bastard!
451
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,910
Oh, right(!)
452
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,556
Total paed.
453
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,188
So is he looking now?
454
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,037
Debbie.
455
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,999
Yeah.
456
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:56,318
Whoa, Franky boy!
How's it shaking?
457
00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:00,148
Well, it's not, is it? 60 quid on booze and Es
and look at me - sober as a fucking judge.
458
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,952
Nice one!
459
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,629
Never knew the true meaning
of that phrase till today -
460
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:12,390
sober as a fucking judge.
461
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,036
Jez! l know, long story, long...
462
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,436
Listen, there's more places
in the world than fucking Preston.
463
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,755
She'll probably get in touch.
464
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,199
Why would she? Loser!
465
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,915
Come on! She's not that bad.
She's probably just a bit freaked.
466
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,555
Think l'd fuck off for a bit
if l owed that much money.
467
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,115
Mum said she was using me
and she'd finally bled me dry.
468
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,310
l know! Just give us
two minutes, Jez!
469
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,635
Look, no disrespect,
but that cow wouldn't know
470
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,956
true love if it jumped up
and bit her on the minge.
471
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,275
You really think she loves me, Kev?
472
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,392
Why else she been shagging you the
past year? Your smooth talk and good looks?
473
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,638
Yeah, if l pay it all off for her,
she'd come back, wouldn't she?
474
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,716
l'm gonna do it.
l'll get another job, l know l can!
475
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,399
LAUGHTER
476
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,192
Tommy.
477
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,800
ALARM
478
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,434
ALARM SWlTCHES OFF
479
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,189
l got a lasagne in for tonight.
l know you like it.
480
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,195
l'm working.
481
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,073
l could do chips with it 'n' all.
482
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,599
Not hungry. Selfish cuntl
483
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,789
l like lasagne.
484
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,796
Sweet Jesus, give me strength!
485
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,673
l said lasagne,
not loaves and bloody fishes.
486
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,352
There you are.
487
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:30,748
You know, if you started wearing a
toupee now, nobody'd know later on.
488
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,872
That was your dad's
mistake, leaving it too late.
489
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,515
DOORBELL RlNGS
490
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,759
Sorry to hear about
your partner, Mr Fisher.
491
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,949
Why, what have you heard?
492
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,230
No, it's nothing like that.
My apologies.
493
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:49,398
l rang yesterday to speak to yourself
and her about your first payment.
494
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,510
l spoke to a lady.
l presume that was you.
495
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,834
That's right.
496
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,111
She told me that your wife
had done a bit of a runner.
497
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,196
They're not married, thank God.
498
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,711
Right. Seeing as you're co-signatory
to the loan, l thought...
499
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,796
What loan? What's she made you sign?
500
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,876
Nothing! lt's my business, Mum.
501
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:11,596
Down the shitholel So you mean
that l've got to pay the lot?
502
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,757
Ha! What did l say
all along the line?
503
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,872
She's played you for a
giddy kipper, Martin Fisher.
504
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,957
How in heaven's name are
you gonna pay off £12,000?
505
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,672
lt's time you woke up to yourself.
506
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,358
Fucking shut it, will yal
507
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:29,155
All my life, you rabbitting on, ''l told you so,
Marty. He's not your friend, Marty.
508
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,192
''Wear a fucking toupee, Marty.''
l have had enough, right?
509
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,912
Hey!
510
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,909
Chill out. All right? All right?!
511
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,032
l'm chilled, l'm chilled,
l'm cool! l'm chilled.
512
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,196
Psychopathl Sorry.
513
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,277
You've only got one mum.
Remember that.
514
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,035
Fuck...l
515
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,559
Cockl
516
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,995
Fuckl Fuckl
517
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,519
Shit itl
518
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,073
Cuntl
519
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,278
How long have you been up?
520
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,029
This was your dad's, weren't it?
Seat's totally gone.
521
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,674
New suite would change
the look of this room.
522
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,439
When did we enter the
fucking twilight zone?
523
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,916
One night, l said, until you sort
something out, and you've already
524
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,313
been here two. Don't push it.
525
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,634
l can't stay at Nana's.
526
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,797
- lt's not my problem.
- Craig, l've got nowhere to go.
527
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,636
l haven't forgotten
how you like it.
528
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,240
Bloody good memory.
What the fuck are you doing?
529
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,633
l'm not playing.
530
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,116
Christ's sake! Three years,
we didn't shag while in this house
531
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,594
and now you've decided
you fancy me again?
532
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,871
l know you've got no self-respect
but this is really low.
533
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,596
l could do though, you know.
534
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,756
Haven't got laid in a while.
535
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,429
But l'd still kick you out afterwards.
Come on, how about it?
536
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,038
Something for nothing for a change?
537
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,469
You bastard!
Marty makes me come like a train!
538
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:09,354
Everybody's good at something.
He's a disaster in every other way.
539
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,473
Fuck you, Craig!
For your information, Marty...
540
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,592
You don't know the first
thing about Marty, OK?
541
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,598
So you just sit on your dad's
settee and judge the world,
542
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,359
if it makes you feel better.
The hours must fly by.
543
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,679
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
544
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,997
Oh, l forgot.
545
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:35,158
The reference numbers have come
for the flight and hotel and that.
546
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,829
You don't get tickets any more.
You just turn up at airport.
547
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,314
Oh, and Yvonne was saying
548
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,478
we're best taking our own teabags
cos tea's really shit over there.
549
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,673
- What's up?
- Nothing.
550
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,709
You've gone...
551
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,911
lt's hardly erotic! Talking about
teabags when l'm giving you one?
552
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,916
Do you want me...?
553
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,635
You're all right. lt's like trying
to put a slug in a slot machine.
554
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,390
What's going on, Kev?
555
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,876
Nothing. l'm knackered. Double shift
and babysitting Marty all night.
556
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,115
lt were the same the other morning.
557
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:17,039
lt's not guilt, is it?
You're not slipping it someone else?
558
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,594
No! lt's nothing like that.
559
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,119
Well, what?
560
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,274
Flying, OK?
561
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,151
l've got a fear of flying.
562
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,351
And every time l think about
it or you talk about it,
563
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,198
l get fucking limp.
564
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,958
lt's a phobia, Veronica.
565
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,431
Fuck off, you jessie!
566
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,630
Fear of flying?!
567
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,549
There isn't an antidote,
Mr Gallagher.
568
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,716
You're shitting me!
569
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,389
Well, the drug isn't toxic, but you
have had some extreme reaction.
570
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,433
You'll just have to
wait for it to clear your system.
571
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,153
How would you describe
your reaction?
572
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,592
lt's like everything's...
573
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,229
..y'know...real.
574
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,713
Have a word, Marty?
575
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,637
What's going on?
576
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,318
Sue! Fucking bitch!
577
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,635
We need him to come down station.
578
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,796
What's he supposed to have done?
579
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,308
There's been an arson attack on
the precinct down Adelaide Way.
580
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,429
Adelaide Way?
581
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,632
One of the shops got burnt out.
All the hallmarks, l'm afraid.
582
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,511
Well, go on, tell 'em!
583
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,516
- Tell us what?
- What?
584
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,075
He's been in Preston with me.
Only came back for a change of clothes.
585
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,999
Nanna's had a stroke. When's it
supposed to have happened, the fire?
586
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,712
Some time yesterday evening.
587
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,672
Well, l don't see how...
We took it in turn to hold Nanna's hand
588
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:24,032
all through the night - not that
she knew we were there, bless her.
589
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,755
l can give you the number of the
hospital if you want to check.
590
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,789
lt's St Catherine's.
591
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,354
All right, love. Sorry, Marty.
592
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,719
Fucking pigs!
593
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,635
l said to Tony straight off,
why the fuck would Marty want
594
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,513
to burn down a Poverty Action
shop in the first place?
595
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,789
Fuck it!
596
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:05,913
Hey, brand new, that.
We're not made of money.
597
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,190
l really appreciate it, you know,
598
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,437
you trying to torch
the debt place for me.
599
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,993
Didn't do it for you, did l?
600
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,953
l did it for me, seeing you'd
run out and left me in the shit.
601
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,991
But l'm back now, aren't l, eh?
602
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,476
l just needed a bit of time
to sort my head out.
603
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,953
Don't!
604
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,468
Marty?
605
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,556
Can't we start again,
606
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,909
clean slate?
607
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:36,114
l know we've still got debt,
but l just wanna put things right.
608
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,798
No point, is there?
609
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,673
lt's gone too far, all the lying.
610
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,232
We're finished, you and me.
611
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,992
Massive hard-onl
612
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,316
Right, yard sale.
613
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,511
We'll shift all this lot in
no time. Debbie, you're with me.
614
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,788
Sorry, l'm off out.
615
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,355
Start tagging it up.
Price it as high as you can.
616
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,712
People just think it's shit if
you try to shift it for nothing.
617
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,833
Come on, get a move on!
Right, l'll do it all meself then.
618
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,438
Marty!
619
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,152
Where did that come from?
620
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,397
Yard sale?
After all she's landed on you,
621
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,752
you think selling a few bits and bobs'll sort it?
You're even softer in the head than l thought.
622
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,837
Hard to believe, as you treat
me like the world's biggest
623
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,233
fucking retard. Fuck!
624
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:37,432
lf you're having her back, Marty,
l wash my hands of you, l really do.
625
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,439
Well, l am. lf you've got anything else to say,
you can say it outside this house.
626
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,199
ln fact, you can pack your bags, OK?
627
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,800
Fuck off and die!
We don't want you here.
628
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,032
Hello, cheeky chops.
629
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,275
Hello. Nigel...
630
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,231
There's more in the
pot, if you want it.
631
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,670
You have been busy.
632
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,632
Eh, now we've got a
minute, we can go through
633
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,912
that stuff my sister sent me for
the wedding - you know, flowers?
634
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:12,193
What am l on about? These are
the invitations. Replied, coming.
635
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,152
Replied - not coming.
636
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,397
Oh, abusive. We don't have
to go through these yet.
637
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,796
Wouldn't it be terrible
if we forgot someone?
638
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,029
Sheila, you're a very damaged woman.
639
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,799
You live in a fantasy world
half the time, you have to
640
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,150
take a lorry-load of tablets
just to get downstairs.
641
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,955
Why are you adding to your
troubles by marrying me, eh?
642
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,468
Mr Right?!
643
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:45,071
l mean, if l'm the answer,
what's the fucking question, eh?
644
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:51,235
l'm a waster, Sheila -
always have been, always will be.
645
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,716
And you can chuck as many
vol au vents as you like at it, love,
646
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,911
but it's not exactly made
in fucking heaven, is it?
647
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,635
l never said vol au vents.
648
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,194
l never ordered vol au vents.
649
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,355
Why here?
650
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,552
Ah, fuck off! Change of scenery.
Spice things up a bit, mm?
651
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,591
JET ENGlNES ROAR lN DlSTANCE
652
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,392
You're all right.
653
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:27,878
JET ENGlNES ROAR
Aaaargh!
654
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,956
Get off!
655
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,833
Fucking hell, Veronica.
What are you playing at?
656
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,359
Where are you going?
657
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,154
lt's what they do with phobias,
ain't it? Remember that programme?
658
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,668
Like putting spiders on your arm
when you're frightened of spiders.
659
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,280
l'm frightened of them up there!
660
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,355
Yeah, l know but...
661
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,675
No, no buts! lt's not natural!
662
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,278
They fucking crash!
663
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,551
They fucking crash.
664
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,512
We'll lose our £100 deposit.
665
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:03,270
l suppose you could ask your
cousin Dave about his caravan.
666
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,560
Can l get you a drink, Frank?
667
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,556
That's very kind, Carol.
668
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,875
l'll have an orange juice.
669
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,633
No, no, no, no!
670
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,269
Oh, well...
671
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,876
lt's like shagging with a johnny on.
672
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,559
Course, it suits the
pharmaceutical industries
673
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,878
to develop tools to control the
masses, to deny them pleasure.
674
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,593
They'd put it in the water,
if they could.
675
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,632
Then, once they've sterilised
the lot of us...
676
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,636
Eh?
677
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,114
Not that l'd say no, at this point.
678
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,388
Oh, it's a long, long way
679
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,351
From May
680
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,153
To September
681
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,069
But the wind blows cold
682
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:20,830
When you reach November.
683
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,359
What?
684
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,595
l always thought you talked
shite cos you were pissed.
685
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,637
No Sheila tonight, Frank?
686
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:35,357
Nah, l've blown it,
haven't l, with Sheila.
687
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,631
Said things that were better
left unsaid.
688
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,319
Well, you'd better
make it right again.
689
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,876
Bed, board and someone to keep you
company - you shouldn't knock it.
690
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,629
l've never knocked it, have l?
l've just had enough of this wedding.
691
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,911
Well, you're not getting any
younger, Frank. None of us are.
692
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:58,796
Mark my words, it's no joke
being on your own at my age.
693
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,239
No.
694
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,470
Cos they stick you in a home
695
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,512
in front of the telly with a pair
of incontinence pants on.
696
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,950
Never see them from one
Christmas to the next.
697
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,949
Slice of turkey roll once a year - that's the only
thing you've gotta look forward to.
698
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,718
And they have to cut it up for you,
699
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:29,036
cos they won't let you have
your teeth in case you choke.
700
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,878
Smell of piss.
701
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,830
Bloke in the chair opposite,
sat there trembling.
702
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,555
Home And Away on full volume.
703
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,835
Thanks, Carol, love.
l will have a word.
704
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,479
Where's the settee?
705
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,909
Someone gave us a
hundred quid for it.
706
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,758
Still only made shy of 700 quid.
707
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,279
A drop in the ocean, really.
708
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,550
Oh, you do surprise me(!)
709
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,117
l've got a proposition to
put to you, as it happens.
710
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,469
l've been onto the Citizens Advice.
711
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,195
There's something called an
lndividual Voluntary Arrangement.
712
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:48,233
They take care of your creditors, and
you pay them back as much as you can.
713
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,510
Yeah, we've already
been down that road, ta.
714
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,437
You've got cancellation rights.
715
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,869
lt's in the papers you signed.
716
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,956
28 days to change your mind.
717
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,309
So we're back to square one?
718
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,476
Marty is.
719
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,238
You're still £12,000 in the red.
720
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,273
This lndividual thingummy,
it's all kosher, reasonable interest,
721
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,639
but you need security,
722
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,875
and l'm offering to stand it for you.
723
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,638
You? What with?
724
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,355
My house. The one Marty burnt down.
Well, they built it again.
725
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,233
Finished in April.
Got a good set of tenants in there.
726
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,111
Why?
727
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,593
You hate my guts.
728
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:28,158
You stay with Marty, five years,
and l'll have a place to live.
729
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:32,113
Yeah, but Carol, you just
said you've got a house.
730
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,277
No, it's lonely on your own.
731
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,992
Five years,
732
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,112
l'll stay with you, you stay with Marty,
Marty stays out of trouble.
733
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,436
And then l get a
credit rating again?
734
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,993
Like nothing's happened.
735
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,794
But you can't have a credit
card while you're paying it off.
736
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,990
But Marty could, right?
737
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:07,709
Can l finger you?
738
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,275
- What's up with him?
- l don't fancy him.
739
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,309
So?
740
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,191
So, l don't fancy him.
741
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,196
You don't fancy anyone.
742
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,390
You're right weird, you.
743
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,189
BURPS
744
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,189
Hallelujahl Hallelujahl
745
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,310
Hallelujah, hallelujah.
746
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,190
Hallelujah
747
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:55,472
Hallelujah, hallelujahl
748
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,035
Hallelujah, hallelujah
749
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,957
Hallelujah...
750
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,993
FlREWORKS BANG AND CRACKLE
751
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,712
Hallelujah, hallelujah
752
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,672
Hallelujah, hallelujah...
753
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,713
DOOR CLOSES
754
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,668
Hallelujah!
755
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:48,035
Frank Gallagher is back in the room!
756
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,350
Sheila, my love,
757
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,595
my bride-to-be.
758
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,669
Frank!
759
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:07,513
Ha-lle-lu-jah.
760
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,559
Pasta bake all right?
761
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,397
Great.
762
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,589
My turn on the rota.
763
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,471
Cheers.
764
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,873
Marty,
make room for your mum, will you?
765
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,036
(Debbie) lt's a bit hot.
766
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,554
Where are the kittens?
767
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,239
Oh, l flogged them with
the rest of me stuff.
768
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,157
l got a fiver for each of them.
769
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,476
This looks lovely. Carol?
770
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,636
There you go, Marty.
771
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,997
(Debbie) 'They say you can choose your
friends, but you can't choose your family.
772
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,032
'Which is a totally
no-brainer, obviously.
773
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,991
'But if you could choose your family,
774
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,191
'l reckon you wouldn't
choose anyone different.
775
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:57,630
'Cos if you did,
and everything was all perfect,
776
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,035
'who could you blame
when things went wrong?
777
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,310
'Just yourself, and
that's got to be crap.'
778
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,839
(Marty) Bucket of spunk!
779
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,554
l was married before.
780
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,830
He's buried in the garden.
781
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,438
Leave the patio alone.
782
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,948
Fucking hell!
783
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,638
Party!
784
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,273
(Veronica) lt's your wedding day.
lf you're not going to marry her,
785
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,709
you have got to tell her.
786
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,513
Fuck me!
787
00:47:26,563 --> 00:47:31,113
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