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'Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate
is the Garden of Eden,
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'but it's been a good home to us, to me,
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'Frank Gallagher, and me kids who
l'm proud of, cos every single one of 'em
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'reminds me a little of me.
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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've got me to thank for.
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why
nobody calls him Phillip any more.
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'lan, a lot like his mam, which is handy for
the others cos she's disappeared into thin air.
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'And Carl. We daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons -
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'it makes it stand on end and makes him
Iook like Toyah, and nits love him.
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'Debbie - sent by God, total angel.
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'You've to check your change
but she'll go miles out of her way
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'to do you a favour,
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'plus lickle Liam,
who's gonna be a star some day.
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'Sheila, me bird, couldn't be happier.
One plate short of a full set, like.
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'And fantastic neighbours Kev
and Veronica - lend ya anything,
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'well, almost anything.
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'Carol and Marty - the lodgers from hell.
Last of the lonely hearts
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'and a psychologist's wet dream.
Still, nobody's pe_ect.
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'But all of 'em to a man
know first and foremost
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'one of the most vital necessities in life
is they know how to throw a party!
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'Heh, heh, heh, scatter!'
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(Carl) 'A fit boy called Carl was obsessed
with how to get girls undressed.
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'A fit lad called...
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'A fit man called...
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'A sex god called Carl once said,
''l want to get girls into bed,
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'''but l'm rubbish at pulling
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'''and der der der -ulling,
so l'll have to grow...'''
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(Debbie) Carl!
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Carl!
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Someone left this for you.
Compost. What's it for?
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Gardening.
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l'm old enough!
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Got you some money.
For food and that.
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Carl, that's brilliant!
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Don't say om to
the others though, will you?
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Cos l'm a bit...
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Yeah, you wish! Want me to
ask her to pop your cherry?
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- Fuck om!
- See you in a bit.
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Sue, our Carl's got a job,
a proper job.
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Good for you, Carl.
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l'm hungry.
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Oh, come on, Jez, put a bag over it.
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You're frightening the
fizz om me pint, that face.
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She'd smile at you sweetly
if you paid your fucking tab!
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Oh, l'll go somewhere
that doesn't cost...
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Hey, look at you go!
Never knew you cared!
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Fwoor! Can l watch?
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Maybe.
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Ooh, Karen, you little tiger!
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Oh!
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Go on, let us in.
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- Fuck om, Kev.
- Get to fuck.
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< All right, Lip.
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Lip, Jimmy. Jimmy, Lip.
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- All right?
- All right.
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Right, you must be the baby's...
Yeah.
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Where is Katie?
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Under the table.
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With me mum. l'll drop her
round tomorrow if you like.
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Yeah, great.
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Hey, can l get you a drink?
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Quick half, thanks.
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He seems nice.
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Yeah, he is.
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Fancied him for ages, actually,
but Shane didn't like him.
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Anyway, fuck them. Too old now
to care what me brothers think.
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There you go, mate.
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Cheers.
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So, what you up to tonight?
You om out?
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Yeah, l've got a date.
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- Hiya.
- This is her, actually. Just come in.
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All right? Am l late?
l'm not late, am l?
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< No.
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l couldn't decide on shoes. l put
on me Follow Me Home And Fuck Mes
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but then l thought,
what if we go dancing?
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Do you think these
Iook minging, though?
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- No.
- Oh.
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Let's just get a drink.
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Right.
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Come on then, Karen. How about it?
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Me and you. What do you say?
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Another pint, lads? Oh, now, Jesus!
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Yeah, go on girls! Snog!
Snog! Snog! Snog!
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Snog! Beautiful!
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Fuck it.
Let's just get out of here.
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Shower if you want.
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No, you're all right. l'll get om.
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You've got an early start,
haven't you? What is it you do?
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Security.
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Right. So shall l...
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l mean...
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l'll call you.
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Right.
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Don't you like me?
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Well, not if you do that!
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Thought you'd have been up
and om first thing, you.
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Last bloke l was with
didn't even stop for air.
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l didn't have to do a thing.
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l'm just... l'm just not really...
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Look, l've got some work
l've got to do.
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< What did Mr Ramsay chop up ne_?
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Let's see if your sister knows,
shall we?
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You'll be lucky. It's like the
Marie sodding Celeste in here.
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l suppose those two are
otheM/ise engaged,
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having it om with each other.
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Oh! Who's the lucky
couple then?!
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Your Karen and that Jez.
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l don't know how they
can live with themselves.
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They could at least keep
it behind closed doors.
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Eating the face om each other
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in front of everybody last night.
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Our Karen and Jez?!
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l didn't want to have to be
the one to tell you, but...
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Though they do say it's
down to the upbringing.
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Our Karen is a lesbian?!
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Look after the kids for us.
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Karen, love, are you in there?
Karen?
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l'm so thrilled!
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l just thought you didn't do it!
l wish you could have told me.
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Told you what?
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That you're a lesbian!
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No, l'm not!
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l just said it to get the job,
didn't l? You're om your head!
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Karen!
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Karen, love,
you don't have to pretend!
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Being a lesbian's a wonde_ul thing!
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Yeah. In't it?
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KNOCKING
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< Lip? Are you in there?
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Hey!
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No, leave her, will you?
She's been a right pain all night.
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l never got any sleep.
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How was your date then?
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Yeah, great, actually.
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So was mine. Really good.
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Fantastic. Great, actually.
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She seemed a bit thick to me.
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So did yours!
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Jimmy's got his own business.
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You'd better marry him, then.
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What's the matter?
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You jealous?
Go on, you are, aren't you?!
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No, course not. Fuck om, Mandy!
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Yeah? Are you?
So why would that be then?!
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Yeah! You're the one who
can't stay away from me!
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That's why you keep coming round
then, is it? To get your fix?
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Lip? Do you...?
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Look, you know what you said the
other day, about mum, dad and baby?
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Yeah?
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What the fuck were that?
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l dunno.
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Katie! Is she all right?
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She's fine, Lip.
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What the fuck are you doing, Carl?!
What's all this shit?!
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lt's no big deal, Lip,
it's just a few plants.
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Are you joking?!
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You knew about this!
You're growing weed for the Maguires?!
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Lip...
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You got a problem with that,
have you?
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Damn right l have, it's drugs!
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Lip, it's fine, l'm...
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lt's none of your bloody business!
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Lip, l'm old enough...
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What are you doing?!
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Fuck's sake, Lip.
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Oh, l see.
It all makes sense now.
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That's why you've been coming round.
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lt's nom to do with Katie.
You're just doing your family's dirty work.
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Oh, listen to him!
Mr Moral Fucking High Ground!
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The bloke who said when l fell
pregnant, ''But you can't want it!''
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Well, l'm hardly gonna come
round here to see you, am l?!
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Listen...
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Do you know what, Lip?
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This is nom to do with Carl.
The truth is, you are jealous.
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You don't want me but you don't
want anyone else to have me either!
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- Come here.
- l'm all right!
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He can't tell me what to do anyway.
He's not me dad.
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You should be grateful it was us
and not the bleeding coppers!
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lt's only class C, lan.
They've practically decriminalised it.
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- l think it shows initiative.
- Drug squad all over the estate!
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Yeah, lan...
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- If he gets caught with it, it's intent to deal!
- lan, just leave it!
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A young omenders' programme
and social services crawling all over us!
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You jack it in now!
Tell the Maguires to find some other mug!
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l'm not a mug, lan! l'm not!
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You act like l'm a little kid!
All of you!
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- It's like you think l'm stupid or something!
- No, we don't.
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Yeah, you do! You especially!
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This is something l was good at!
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l were good at it!
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Well done, lan.
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Fuck om!
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Mandy.
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What you said before...
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l never meant l didn't want Katie,
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and l thought me and you were
trying to sort things out back there.
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What the fuck's all this?!
You're dealing drugs from her pram?!
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- She's not smoking it!
- Wouldn't hurt her if she was.
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Shane used to do my gear.
There's nothing wrong with him.
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So why aren't l doing
the drug run then?!
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Cos you're too fucking stupid.
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Dad would never have this!
There's six lads in this family
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- and it's her who's running the business!
- When he gets out you can tell him!
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And about how you can't
do it cos you can't count!
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Mandy...
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Hey, back om, Gallagher.
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Look, l'm not letting you
get Katie involved in this.
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l won't watch you screw up with her.
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Well, that's easy to solve
then, in't it, Lip?
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Don't see her at all. You're barred.
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Mandy! Mandy!
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You heard what she said, Gallagher.
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Tosser.
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Ta, love.
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Oi!
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Pint of lager.
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And a chaser.
And an E.
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Having a good day then, are we?
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DOG BARKS
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ls Mandy in?
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Whatever you want,
you can deal with me.
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She said only to deal with her.
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Do l look like the fucking monkey?!
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Got some gear for her.
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l need to weigh it. Cock.
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You all right, Chloe?
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Yeah. Is Mandy in?
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No, but l am.
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Oi, fucMace!
l want double that amount ne_ time.
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So get fucking busy.
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Let yourself in, ladies.
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Mandy, do you want a chocolate?
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l always eat
chocolate when l'm upset
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cos it does the same to
your brain as a hug does.
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l'm not upset, Debbie!
Just keep out of it, will you?
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Look, l know you want to think
of me and your brother as some big...
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romantic thing,
but we're not, all right?
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l got pregnant. That's all.
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lt's just biology.
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Actually, no, it's not biology.
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lt's fucking history.
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lt's Carl, in't it?
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Yeah.
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So what you buying then?
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Nothing.
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You grow weed for Mandy.
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ls it hard?
How do you do it?
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l can show you if you like.
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You're not gonna get
high sniming that.
250
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,551
Glue's down here.
251
00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:22,391
Just a couple of minutes away.
252
00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:30,271
ls that your brother?
253
00:15:30,311 --> 00:15:31,791
Yeah.
254
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,591
They're through here.
l had to move them
255
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:37,151
cos he doesn't like me growing them.
256
00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:45,271
Wow, that's amazing!
257
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,031
God, look at them all!
258
00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:58,391
Careful with her.
She's about to flower.
259
00:15:58,430 --> 00:15:59,991
She?
260
00:16:00,031 --> 00:16:03,951
Kirsten. It's only the
female ones that flower.
261
00:16:03,991 --> 00:16:05,551
That's the bit you need.
262
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,991
Can l call one Chloe?
263
00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,271
lf you like. >
264
00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:11,391
This one, then.
265
00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:17,391
Do you want to smoke some?
266
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,751
Yeah!
267
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,871
Frank? >
268
00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:22,271
Frank!
269
00:16:22,311 --> 00:16:24,911
What? Oh, don't tell me -
270
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:29,111
space aliens from the planet Ork
have turned Nigel into an olive.
271
00:16:29,151 --> 00:16:33,791
Our Karen's a lesbian!
Why would she not have told me, Frank?
272
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:36,591
Sheila, love, l know you're
not a natural blonde, l know
273
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:40,991
you're not as stupid as you look,
but your Karen is not into KD Lang.
274
00:16:41,031 --> 00:16:44,231
But she is Frank!
l'm telling you, l've just found out!
275
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,551
And that's just the kind of attitude
that's stopped her being honest
276
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,791
about it in the first place!
She was worried we might judge her!
277
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:56,311
l want you to say it now, Frank!
278
00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:58,871
Out loud and proud!
279
00:16:58,911 --> 00:17:00,591
What our Karen is!
280
00:17:02,311 --> 00:17:04,871
Go on, say it!
Give voice to it! Say it!
281
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,351
Say it!
282
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:11,111
Karen sucks gash.
283
00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,711
There! See?
284
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,631
lt wasn't that dimicult, was it?
285
00:17:18,191 --> 00:17:22,151
But if she can't be honest with me
in the first place, her own mother,
286
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,711
then l've failed her!
287
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:29,231
l've failed her!
Oh, Karen, l'm so sorry!
288
00:17:34,071 --> 00:17:35,991
And then... !
289
00:17:40,151 --> 00:17:43,351
And then... l don't know if l...
l can't even tell...!
290
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:44,751
What?!
291
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,991
PHONE BEEPS
Ignore!
292
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,791
Fillet of fish?!
293
00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:55,391
Can l come again?
294
00:17:58,030 --> 00:17:59,951
- Yeah.
- No!
295
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:08,751
Bye. Whoa!
296
00:18:10,071 --> 00:18:14,311
So what you're saying is,
you want me to come to dinner?
297
00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:15,111
That's right!
298
00:18:15,151 --> 00:18:18,871
lf this is you thinking you
can wipe Frank's tab, Sheila...
299
00:18:18,911 --> 00:18:22,391
No, no, not at all! l'm sorry,
l'll pay you now if you like.
300
00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:25,791
l just thought...as
a surprise for Karen.
301
00:18:25,831 --> 00:18:28,951
A few of her close friends.
302
00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:33,351
- You do like her, don't you?
- Yeah.
303
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:34,871
Oh, good!
304
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:40,551
l just wasn't sure how...you know...
305
00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:44,991
So you'll come then?
306
00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:47,711
Yeah, all right, Sheila.
If you like.
307
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,391
Oh, that's lovely! All right, then.
308
00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:52,231
l'll see you later!
309
00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,791
See you later.
310
00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:09,191
All right, quick as you can, inside.
311
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,511
Shit!
312
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,671
Drug squad!
313
00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:24,511
Oh, yes! Well, lookey here!
Right little factory.
314
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,191
We've hit the jackpot this time.
315
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,231
(Lip) Say nothing, Carl!
316
00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:38,871
Have you seen this lot?
317
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,271
They're for home consumption.
318
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:41,471
Oh, yeah?
319
00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:43,231
- No, me dad's ill.
- l believe you.
320
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:46,911
He's got... ME?
321
00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:49,871
MS.
322
00:19:49,911 --> 00:19:51,711
Look, no-one's so ill
they need this much.
323
00:19:51,751 --> 00:19:55,551
Have you seen the state of him?
You've not, have you?
324
00:19:55,591 --> 00:19:58,151
- Get up.
- What you doing?
325
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,831
- Come on.
- What you doing?
326
00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:01,631
Let's take him down the station.
327
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,831
You shut up, you little dog.
Watch your head.
328
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,751
Get om me, you muppet!
329
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,791
- Russell?
- Shut up.
330
00:20:08,831 --> 00:20:10,631
Look, he's me little brother.
331
00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:12,511
l'll make him stop
doing it, but please...
332
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:14,711
All right. l'm not gonna charge him.
333
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:18,111
He'll make a statement and
he'll be out in an hour, OK?
334
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,631
How do you know he were doing it?
335
00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:24,951
lnfra-red photos.
Picks up the heat from the lamps.
336
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,911
lf your roofs not insulated...
We sell them on afteM/ards. Gas Board.
337
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:30,711
You might get a sales call.
338
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,711
Russell?
339
00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:34,511
Thanks.
340
00:20:39,231 --> 00:20:41,591
He should be back by now.
341
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:43,511
Can you check if he's OK?
342
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:45,431
They said they weren't charging him.
343
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,591
Well, ain't he the lucky one.
344
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,871
lt's weird they gave you the photo,
though. They're normally bastards.
345
00:20:49,911 --> 00:20:53,311
lt's his own stupid fault. l told
him not to mess with the Maguires.
346
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:55,151
Yeah.
347
00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:57,711
And he should've listened to you.
Where is he?
348
00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:02,111
Cos l've had some bad news.
349
00:21:02,151 --> 00:21:06,831
My pet pig says someone's made
an anonymous statement against us.
350
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:07,831
Your what?
351
00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:09,551
Me tame copper.
352
00:21:09,591 --> 00:21:12,151
Me little bent squealer.
353
00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:14,311
- Yeah? Well, it in't Carl, is it?
- No?
354
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:17,471
Cos l'm finding it a bit of a
stretch
355
00:21:17,511 --> 00:21:20,631
that the drug squad found his crop
356
00:21:20,671 --> 00:21:23,751
but decided not to charge him.
357
00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:27,191
They might have.
He's still at the station.
358
00:21:27,231 --> 00:21:28,431
- No, he ain't.
- They've let him go.
359
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:30,431
Without charging him.
360
00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:32,631
Our piggy told us.
361
00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:33,671
So where is he?
362
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,071
Look, Carl wouldn't do that.
He was working for you.
363
00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:39,431
And, hard as it is to believe,
we are family now.
364
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:48,111
- What are you're looking at?
- Well, l don't rightly know.
365
00:21:48,151 --> 00:21:50,471
But it's bloody ugly and
it seems to be looking back.
366
00:21:50,511 --> 00:21:52,871
No, Mimi, what Carol means is...
367
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,431
What's going on? Ermintrude!
368
00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:56,951
Sorry.
369
00:21:56,991 --> 00:21:59,591
You lot better start
saying your prayers.
370
00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:01,911
Cos Carl's fucking dead.
371
00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:04,271
Check the house.
372
00:22:04,311 --> 00:22:06,231
Jabba!
373
00:22:07,311 --> 00:22:09,031
Gallagher! Gallagher!
374
00:22:09,071 --> 00:22:13,151
Where the fuck are
you hiding, you little shit?
375
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:16,551
Gallagher, you grass!
376
00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,991
You're fucking dead, Gallagher.
377
00:22:22,831 --> 00:22:24,311
Fuck you.
378
00:22:26,831 --> 00:22:29,351
Oi! Fuck om!
379
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,751
Dicko!
380
00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:38,631
Run! Fucking run, Gallagher!
381
00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:40,711
Maguires are after yer!
382
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,871
Why are you fucking running, Dicko?
What d'you know? Where's Gallagher?
383
00:22:47,911 --> 00:22:49,871
l don't know nothing! Let go!
384
00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:52,391
You take him.
385
00:22:52,431 --> 00:22:53,911
Where the fuck is Carl Gallagher?
386
00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:56,191
l don't know! l don't know anything!
387
00:22:56,231 --> 00:22:58,991
All right, Shane!
388
00:22:59,030 --> 00:23:01,111
Fuck! Where is he?!
389
00:23:01,151 --> 00:23:04,071
Go easy, Shane! Fuck it.
What are you doing?
390
00:23:04,110 --> 00:23:05,351
Where is he, you little fuck?
391
00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:07,871
Shane.
392
00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:10,511
You bastard. >
393
00:23:15,431 --> 00:23:17,351
Have you seen Carl?
394
00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:19,911
Do l look like a probation omicer?
395
00:23:20,991 --> 00:23:22,831
Mandy, have you seen him?
396
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,391
- If l had, l wouldn't be telling you.
- You all right, mate?
397
00:23:25,431 --> 00:23:27,911
Come on. You know what they'll
do to him if they find him.
398
00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:29,751
Shouldn't have grassed us up then.
399
00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,471
He didn't! He's only a fucking kid!
400
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:35,311
Which means he won't get a
custodial! Whereas my mum...
401
00:23:35,350 --> 00:23:37,071
Jesus, Mandy.
402
00:23:37,110 --> 00:23:38,271
Lip!
403
00:23:38,311 --> 00:23:40,591
When did all this turn into a war?
404
00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:43,151
l thought me and you
could have had something.
405
00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:48,351
What are you doing with this guy?
What went wrong between us?
406
00:23:48,390 --> 00:23:51,311
Look, Lip.
l didn't make Carl do it.
407
00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:55,231
He chose to. Because he wanted
to help you lot out with money.
408
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:59,791
Well, he's not in
the fucking carton, is he?
409
00:23:59,831 --> 00:24:01,551
Buy summat or fuck om.
410
00:24:05,151 --> 00:24:07,511
FART
411
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:21,151
Come on, Karen, get stuck in!
412
00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:22,871
l love a good oyster, me!
413
00:24:22,911 --> 00:24:25,111
lt's best if you eat 'em alive.
414
00:24:25,151 --> 00:24:28,511
Stun 'em with something
sharp and pop 'em straight in.
415
00:24:36,991 --> 00:24:39,031
Come on Karen, love. >
416
00:24:39,071 --> 00:24:41,351
lt was your idea!
417
00:24:41,390 --> 00:24:42,751
l'm not so keen thanks, Mum.
418
00:24:47,831 --> 00:24:51,191
So, where are you from originally?
Was your mother a lesbian?
419
00:24:51,231 --> 00:24:53,311
Not so far as l know, Sheila.
420
00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:56,151
But you never really do.
421
00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,911
Karen used to be interested
in blokes,
422
00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:02,551
but when Frank moved in,
she lost all interest.
423
00:25:02,591 --> 00:25:06,071
l thought l'd damaged
her or something!
424
00:25:06,110 --> 00:25:09,191
Then l realised l didn't
have to be guilty any more.
425
00:25:09,231 --> 00:25:13,391
l hadn't messed her up, she was
just gay all along! Oh, thank you.
426
00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:17,671
What do you do, Jez, when you
want a bit of real sex?
427
00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:19,951
Do strap a thing on or summat?
428
00:25:19,991 --> 00:25:22,151
What we do is real sex.
429
00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:25,111
lt's only blokes who are
obsessed with penises.
430
00:25:25,151 --> 00:25:29,711
Oh, no! l am too! l love 'em! Oh!
431
00:25:29,751 --> 00:25:31,551
l love 'em.
432
00:25:31,591 --> 00:25:35,391
Why don't you girls all do
a floor-show then?
433
00:25:35,431 --> 00:25:37,111
Get your baubles out?
434
00:25:37,151 --> 00:25:38,831
Have Christmas early, shall we?
435
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,551
For Christ's sake, Frank!
436
00:25:44,671 --> 00:25:46,991
Just a thought.
437
00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:48,551
lt would be nice though.
438
00:25:48,591 --> 00:25:50,551
(Sheila) Have you seen that film... >
439
00:25:57,831 --> 00:26:02,071
l never said om! They wanted a
statement that it were for home use.
440
00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:07,871
- l believe him, Debbie.
- Yeah, so do l.
441
00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:09,791
Even though he's a twat.
442
00:26:09,831 --> 00:26:14,111
The Maguires don't believe him.
They're gonna kill him.
443
00:26:14,151 --> 00:26:15,751
You'll have to hide up here
till we get it sorted.
444
00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:17,711
You're joking?!
445
00:26:17,751 --> 00:26:21,831
Anne Frank did it, and those
children in Flowers In The Attic.
446
00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:25,111
Except they all got really deformed
cos they had no sunlight,
447
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,671
then the sister got pregnant
by the brother
448
00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:30,431
and they had this funny little baby
and it became a ballet dancer!
449
00:26:30,470 --> 00:26:32,871
Where's your phone, Carl?
450
00:26:35,751 --> 00:26:37,591
< Right.
451
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,471
You phone us if you need anything.
452
00:26:39,511 --> 00:26:41,431
We'll tell the
Maguires you've run away.
453
00:26:41,470 --> 00:26:45,711
You can start dismantling
this lot while you're up here.
454
00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:51,711
Don't write a diary, though.
455
00:27:06,511 --> 00:27:08,671
Ooh, hello!
456
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,471
Sheila, l'm not really sure
what's going on here.
457
00:27:11,511 --> 00:27:13,191
The vibes l'm getting om Karen?
458
00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:15,391
She likes you. She's just shy.
459
00:27:15,431 --> 00:27:16,871
Do you really think so?
460
00:27:16,911 --> 00:27:19,351
She kissed you, didn't she?
461
00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:23,631
Oh, hello. Look, why don't
you both stay here tonight?
462
00:27:23,671 --> 00:27:25,271
You can have Frank and my bed.
463
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,631
We'll sleep downstairs.
464
00:27:36,470 --> 00:27:40,271
The kids are all right...
Just give us five minutes.
465
00:27:40,311 --> 00:27:41,991
Yeah, all right.
466
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,551
What do you want?
467
00:27:53,591 --> 00:27:57,471
l never got a chance to thank you.
For not cautioning Carl today.
468
00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:58,431
You never said you were a copper.
469
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,871
You never said your
family were scumbags.
470
00:28:00,911 --> 00:28:02,391
All right.
471
00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:06,551
What do you want?
472
00:28:06,591 --> 00:28:09,911
The Maguires think it were Carl
who grassed and l know it wasn't,
473
00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:12,111
so l need to know who
to get him out of shit.
474
00:28:12,151 --> 00:28:14,271
Look, l...
475
00:28:16,431 --> 00:28:19,151
Davies reckons they
get it all the time... >
476
00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:21,991
l let him om so you
wouldn't blow the gam on me.
477
00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:25,031
Now we're equal,
so fuck om and don't come back.
478
00:28:27,190 --> 00:28:28,871
Who's that? >
479
00:28:28,911 --> 00:28:31,431
< Just another Chatswo_h arsehole.
480
00:28:32,991 --> 00:28:38,231
Right, bed, video camera, sex toys.
Give us a shout if you need me.
481
00:28:38,270 --> 00:28:39,911
ln your dreams.
482
00:28:42,270 --> 00:28:45,031
Bed and board, Karen, bed and board.
483
00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:54,711
Here we are then.
484
00:28:54,751 --> 00:28:56,751
What d'you reckon?
485
00:28:56,790 --> 00:29:00,071
Undress you slowly, shall l?
486
00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:01,191
Get my nifty tongue out?
487
00:29:01,231 --> 00:29:04,431
There's something
l need to tell yer.
488
00:29:04,470 --> 00:29:08,151
What's the matter?
Got the decorators in, have you?
489
00:29:08,190 --> 00:29:10,151
l'm straight.
490
00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:14,111
l'm really sorry.
491
00:29:14,151 --> 00:29:18,591
You're lovely and that, but l only said l
was gay to get the job in the Jockey.
492
00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:24,471
No! l've seen the way you look at me!
We've touched. l know you liked it!
493
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:29,231
l got om with a bloke two
nights ago in the Jockey.
494
00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:37,271
You must have tendencies. Maybe
you just haven't met the right woman.
495
00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:41,831
Maybe you're just trying to
be straight, because it's trendy.
496
00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:44,911
l'm sorry.
497
00:29:52,071 --> 00:29:54,071
Never would have worked anyway.
498
00:29:54,110 --> 00:29:57,111
Age gap. You being a Gemini.
499
00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:03,471
Lucky escape probably.
500
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:05,871
No hard feelings then?
501
00:30:09,751 --> 00:30:12,711
Right. l might as well fuck om.
502
00:30:12,751 --> 00:30:16,471
Might catch the end
of Bad Girls if l'm lucky.
503
00:30:20,311 --> 00:30:22,551
(Sheila) Oh, hello. >
504
00:30:23,751 --> 00:30:26,671
Think. You're a 14-year-old boy.
Where are you gonna hide?
505
00:30:26,710 --> 00:30:29,391
You don't even know it were Carl.
506
00:30:29,431 --> 00:30:30,671
Who else you got in mind? Your boyfriend?
507
00:30:30,710 --> 00:30:33,231
He's not my boyfriend!
508
00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:35,351
Anyway, Jimmy fucking hates coppers.
509
00:30:35,390 --> 00:30:37,511
What about your other boyfriend?
Lip?
510
00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:39,631
Seems to me like Lip
got Carl to grass,
511
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,791
cos you stopped him seeing Katie.
Is he after custody?
512
00:30:42,831 --> 00:30:44,991
Don't be stupid,
he wouldn't do that.
513
00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,231
Doesn't sound stupid to me.
514
00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:49,151
He wouldn't do it!
l know he wouldn't.
515
00:30:49,190 --> 00:30:51,791
Oh, yeah, and why are you so sure?
516
00:30:51,831 --> 00:30:55,071
Because he cares about me.
517
00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:57,111
''He cares about me.''
Pass the fucking sick bucket!
518
00:30:57,151 --> 00:31:00,471
He does! He's a better
man than any of you two.
519
00:31:00,511 --> 00:31:03,471
He's a better man than
anyone around here.
520
00:31:03,511 --> 00:31:07,951
Didn't you say Carl Gallagher's
hanging out with some girl?
521
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,231
MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
522
00:31:29,751 --> 00:31:32,191
DOGS GROWL
523
00:31:41,071 --> 00:31:43,871
l'm too cold
and too cold and too cold
524
00:31:43,911 --> 00:31:46,671
l'm too old
and too bold and too bold
525
00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:49,391
And it shows
and it shows and it shows
526
00:31:49,431 --> 00:31:51,751
And you know and
you know and you know
527
00:31:51,790 --> 00:31:54,671
Sometimes, l hate myself...
528
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:58,031
Carl, it's Chloe. You've gotta
get out of there! They're coming.
529
00:32:01,911 --> 00:32:04,271
Where is he? Let me at the
little fucking gobshite!
530
00:32:04,311 --> 00:32:06,311
What d'you think you're doing?!
531
00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:08,391
Carl!
532
00:32:08,431 --> 00:32:09,791
(Mimi) Fucking tell me now!
533
00:32:09,831 --> 00:32:13,191
CARL! Carl, get out of there!
534
00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:17,031
(Mimi) Tell me where he is!
Get down the fucking stairs.
535
00:32:17,071 --> 00:32:18,831
Carl!
536
00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:22,311
MUSIC PLAYS
537
00:32:22,350 --> 00:32:25,511
Carl, run! Carl! >
538
00:32:25,550 --> 00:32:28,871
Get up the fucking stairs.
Where's Carl?
539
00:32:28,911 --> 00:32:31,351
Get this! CARL!
540
00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:34,311
For fuck's sake, Mimi
what are you doing?'
541
00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:35,591
Tell me where he is!
542
00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:36,231
He ain't fucking done nothing!
543
00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:37,471
Oh, no?!
544
00:32:37,511 --> 00:32:41,671
l hate to break up the hokey cokey,
but your Mandy's just been arrested.
545
00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:44,751
What?!
546
00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,951
DOOR SHUTS
547
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:55,031
Fucking hell! Fucking hell, Carl!
What you playing at?!
548
00:32:55,071 --> 00:32:58,791
She dobbed me in. She told the
Maguires l was in the loft.
549
00:32:58,831 --> 00:33:01,151
Pass us the bog roll then.
550
00:33:07,511 --> 00:33:09,471
Can l finish me dump?
551
00:33:09,511 --> 00:33:12,271
Where the fuck is my Mandy?
552
00:33:12,311 --> 00:33:15,391
You better tell me what
you're charging her with
553
00:33:15,431 --> 00:33:18,111
and on what fucking evidence!
554
00:33:18,151 --> 00:33:19,871
Back up!
555
00:33:19,911 --> 00:33:21,631
Mimi! What the fuck you doing?!
556
00:33:21,671 --> 00:33:23,431
l'm asking...
557
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:26,391
where the fuck my daughter is!
558
00:33:26,431 --> 00:33:29,391
- Back up!
- Fuck's sake, Mimi.
559
00:33:29,431 --> 00:33:30,231
< Back up.
560
00:33:30,270 --> 00:33:32,191
Look...
Just let me in to see her, will you?
561
00:33:32,231 --> 00:33:35,511
l'm the baby's dad. l've gotta take
her home anyway. l'm lan's brother.
562
00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:37,191
Come on, dickhead!
563
00:33:37,231 --> 00:33:39,031
Where's my daughter?
564
00:33:39,071 --> 00:33:42,231
Fuck om! Fuck om!
565
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:46,071
lf she's gonna go round shopping your
mate, you're better om without her.
566
00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:55,551
l love her though.
567
00:33:55,591 --> 00:33:58,671
No you don't.
You just feel like you do.
568
00:33:58,710 --> 00:34:00,751
< l thought she were interested.
569
00:34:00,790 --> 00:34:03,791
l thought she liked me.
570
00:34:03,831 --> 00:34:06,471
You can't always tell, mate.
571
00:34:06,511 --> 00:34:08,871
So, how can you?
572
00:34:08,911 --> 00:34:11,871
l mean, tell if...
573
00:34:11,911 --> 00:34:13,591
a girl will let you shag her.
574
00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:16,911
l mean how...
575
00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:18,591
How do you get her to do it?
576
00:34:20,151 --> 00:34:21,951
l dunno!
577
00:34:21,991 --> 00:34:23,351
l don't think l've ever done it.
578
00:34:23,390 --> 00:34:27,391
Oh, no, l mean, obviously l've
''done it'', done it.
579
00:34:27,431 --> 00:34:30,271
Just never made the move, you know.
580
00:34:30,311 --> 00:34:33,591
The bird always does it...
581
00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:34,671
Fucking hell!
582
00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:38,511
So, is that how it works then?
583
00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:41,231
Look.
If she wants you,
584
00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:45,751
there's just no getting out of it,
cos women always get what they want.
585
00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:47,471
l mean, take Vee tonight, l took her
586
00:34:47,511 --> 00:34:49,151
down the rugby club for a stripogram.
587
00:34:49,190 --> 00:34:51,591
What she's after is wedge.
If some bloke wants to grope her
588
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:54,631
tits for a tenner, she's
gonna go for it, isn't she?
589
00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:58,111
Oh, bloody hell!
590
00:35:00,671 --> 00:35:04,191
Look Carl, the bottom line
is, you'll just know, yeah.
591
00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:06,831
When the time's right,
it'll just kick in.
592
00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:10,431
And if it don't, then
she'll tell you, won't she?
593
00:35:10,470 --> 00:35:12,471
DOOR SLAMS
594
00:35:16,110 --> 00:35:18,431
Where's Katie?
595
00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:21,071
She's with the policewoman.
596
00:35:21,110 --> 00:35:22,111
l'm gonna take her home in a minute.
597
00:35:22,151 --> 00:35:25,351
Suppose you're fucking
happy, are you? Me in here.
598
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,111
You with custody of Katie!
599
00:35:27,151 --> 00:35:28,751
No, Mandy, of course not!
600
00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:31,831
l'm here for you. To help you.
l could've taken Katie and gone.
601
00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:34,351
But l didn't. l'm here for you.
602
00:35:34,390 --> 00:35:36,351
- Was it Carl?
- No.
603
00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:38,471
They're talking time, Lip.
604
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:42,111
They've got a statement
l was dealing
605
00:35:42,151 --> 00:35:45,311
and l'm old enough to go inside.
And that CID wanker out there!
606
00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:48,791
Stop it.
It's not gonna help is it, eh?
607
00:35:48,831 --> 00:35:52,431
Well, what the hell is?! l wanna
be with Katie! That's all l want.
608
00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:55,031
Just get me
out so l can be with Katie!
609
00:35:55,071 --> 00:35:58,911
Just get me out.
l just wanna be with Katie!
610
00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:00,391
Can't you get your
copper to do summat?
611
00:36:00,431 --> 00:36:04,631
You must be joking! He threatened to
arrest me if l asked another favour.
612
00:36:04,671 --> 00:36:05,831
You must be crap in bed.
613
00:36:05,870 --> 00:36:09,431
Yeah. Look, we need to work
out who made the statement.
614
00:36:09,470 --> 00:36:11,671
There's not that many
people it could be.
615
00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:14,431
What l don't understand is
why it make it about Mandy?
616
00:36:14,470 --> 00:36:15,631
l mean, all the Maguires do it.
617
00:36:15,671 --> 00:36:19,071
And who would send Mandy down
instead of that horrible Mimi?
618
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,991
< What?
619
00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:24,951
Unless it's personal.
620
00:36:24,991 --> 00:36:26,951
They've pushed him out the business!
621
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:45,911
- All right, Shane?
- What do you want, Gallagher?
622
00:36:45,950 --> 00:36:49,591
l know it
was you who grassed up your Mandy.
623
00:36:49,630 --> 00:36:51,031
You what?
624
00:36:51,071 --> 00:36:52,831
We can talk about it here or
l can go and tell your family.
625
00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:55,551
The fucking bitch!
626
00:36:55,591 --> 00:36:58,071
Who the fuck does she think she is?
627
00:36:58,110 --> 00:36:59,631
So what you telling me for?
628
00:36:59,671 --> 00:37:02,871
You know why. Cos they'd
have your balls for breaMast.
629
00:37:02,911 --> 00:37:05,231
And much as that'd entertain me,
630
00:37:05,270 --> 00:37:08,231
l want Katie to know there's
another way of doing things -
631
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:10,111
the Gallagher way.
632
00:37:10,151 --> 00:37:12,351
So here's the deal.
633
00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:15,551
You retract your statement.
You tell your mum it wasn't Carl.
634
00:37:15,591 --> 00:37:18,591
And you stay away from Mandy.
635
00:37:18,630 --> 00:37:21,151
Or l promise you, l will tell 'em.
636
00:37:22,831 --> 00:37:24,431
Oh.
637
00:37:24,470 --> 00:37:27,991
You used to be a
plasterer, didn't you?
638
00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:30,711
l've got a ceiling wants doing.
639
00:37:30,751 --> 00:37:33,031
l won't be paying.
640
00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,391
All right?
641
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:56,591
Look, l'm sorry about
telling the Maguires...
642
00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:58,031
Paid you, did they?
643
00:37:58,071 --> 00:37:59,311
20 quid.
644
00:38:01,870 --> 00:38:04,551
You don't look hurt.
l thought they wanted to thump you?
645
00:38:04,591 --> 00:38:07,271
l can handle myself.
646
00:38:07,311 --> 00:38:08,551
Look...
647
00:38:08,591 --> 00:38:14,751
l thought that if l rang you straight after, that l
could have the money and you'd be all right.
648
00:38:18,311 --> 00:38:19,831
l can give you half of it?
649
00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,591
l don't want it.
650
00:38:31,071 --> 00:38:33,071
ls there anything that you do want?
651
00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:54,351
Do you want to?
652
00:39:07,591 --> 00:39:09,511
Come here, you.
653
00:39:23,991 --> 00:39:25,591
Fuck om. >
654
00:39:33,911 --> 00:39:36,711
(Frank) It's more a sort of Tweety Pie
going on, innit Margaret...
655
00:39:36,751 --> 00:39:38,071
And you can give us a kiss, and all.
656
00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:41,311
Eh? l could be Sylvester to your
Tweety Pie after whatsit.
657
00:39:47,630 --> 00:39:50,151
Oh, come on Sheila, love.
658
00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:55,351
Hey, you never know, our Delia
might turn out to be a lezzer.
659
00:39:56,911 --> 00:39:59,511
Do you really think so?
660
00:39:59,550 --> 00:40:02,791
Yeah, well l've never
seen her suck her thumb.
661
00:40:02,831 --> 00:40:04,231
Oh!
662
00:40:06,431 --> 00:40:08,951
So you're really not gonna
tell me who it was then?
663
00:40:08,991 --> 00:40:12,191
l think the word you're looking for
is ''thank you''.
664
00:40:12,231 --> 00:40:15,271
That's two words, innit?
665
00:40:16,991 --> 00:40:19,111
Well, go on! Tell me then!
666
00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:22,591
Why d'you go to such
heroic lengths to get me out?
667
00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:23,551
l told you, didn't l?
668
00:40:23,591 --> 00:40:26,231
What, cos you can't live without me?
669
00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:28,871
You're a fucking nightmare, you are.
670
00:40:30,671 --> 00:40:34,711
l'm scared to say anything
in case you take my head om.
671
00:40:34,751 --> 00:40:38,871
Ooh, sensitive flower!
672
00:40:38,911 --> 00:40:41,271
l was only joking.
673
00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:46,791
What's the deal with Jimmy then?
674
00:40:46,831 --> 00:40:48,111
What d'you mean?
675
00:40:48,151 --> 00:40:49,991
l mean...
676
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,271
You know, are you...
677
00:40:51,311 --> 00:40:52,951
You are jealous, aren't you?
678
00:40:52,991 --> 00:40:55,791
l've got feelings for you, Mandy.
679
00:40:58,390 --> 00:41:00,471
l won't be settled for, Lip.
680
00:41:00,511 --> 00:41:02,871
So don't say it if
it's just about Katie.
681
00:41:02,911 --> 00:41:05,631
You know it's not.
682
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:07,831
We've done this all
in the wrong order.
683
00:41:07,870 --> 00:41:12,471
Kid first, then work
out we fancy each other!
684
00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:18,071
Yes or no, Mandy?
Last time l'm asking. Me and you.
685
00:41:18,110 --> 00:41:20,471
D'you wanna give this a go or not?
686
00:41:23,431 --> 00:41:25,951
You're such
a fucking pain in the arse!
687
00:41:52,151 --> 00:41:55,511
l suppose that means l've gotta go
and dump Jimmy now then, does it?
688
00:42:18,831 --> 00:42:19,831
You got a roach?
689
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,391
Yeah.
690
00:42:21,431 --> 00:42:23,351
Ta.
691
00:42:35,431 --> 00:42:36,951
Bye then.
692
00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:45,311
< All right, Carl?
693
00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:47,271
Come through any holes recently?
694
00:42:47,311 --> 00:42:48,351
Fuck om!
695
00:42:48,390 --> 00:42:51,271
Did you have to get
her stoned first?
696
00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:52,751
No! It were her idea!
697
00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:55,831
- Whey!
- Fuck om!
698
00:42:55,870 --> 00:42:58,191
Pass us that and budge up! >
699
00:43:02,751 --> 00:43:05,111
No more wanker's cramp. >
700
00:43:05,151 --> 00:43:07,911
l still can't believe that though.
701
00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:13,311
(Carl) 'A fit lad called Carl had the dream
of how he could get girls to scream.
702
00:43:13,350 --> 00:43:16,431
'He'd strip 'em om nude,
and smear 'em with food
703
00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:19,951
'And watch their boobs
bounce on a trampoline.
704
00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:25,231
'My teacher said that
that's not a proper poem
705
00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,511
'so she failed me mock English exam.
706
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:29,991
'Do l look like l care?'
707
00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:38,471
Drug trials. 200 quid for
taking these for three weeks.
708
00:43:38,511 --> 00:43:40,751
'There isn't an antidote#
709
00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:41,791
You're shitting me!
710
00:43:41,831 --> 00:43:44,551
l needed the money cause l
got meself into a bit of debt.
711
00:43:44,591 --> 00:43:46,391
- How much?
- 12 grand.
712
00:43:46,431 --> 00:43:47,231
You've got a visitor.
713
00:43:47,270 --> 00:43:49,071
'What the fuck are you doing here?'
714
00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:50,351
Come on your face!
715
00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:53,111
l've gotta
find her! Please Kev, please.
716
00:43:54,950 --> 00:43:56,551
Sue!
717
00:43:56,601 --> 00:44:01,151
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