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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,750 --> 00:00:05,751 'Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the Garden of Eden, 2 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:08,071 'but it's been a good home to us, to me, 3 00:00:08,111 --> 00:00:12,911 'Frank Gallagher, and me kids who l'm proud of, cos every single one of 'em 4 00:00:12,951 --> 00:00:15,911 'reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:15,951 --> 00:00:21,631 'They can all think for themselves, which they've got me to thank for. 6 00:00:21,670 --> 00:00:25,311 'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Phillip any more. 7 00:00:25,351 --> 00:00:29,671 'lan, a lot like his mam, which is handy for the others cos she's disappeared into thin air. 8 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:33,951 'And Carl. We daren't let him grow his hair for two reasons - 9 00:00:33,991 --> 00:00:37,511 'it makes it stand on end and makes him Iook like Toyah, and nits love him. 10 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:40,631 'Debbie - sent by God, total angel. 11 00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:43,671 'You've to check your change but she'll go miles out of her way 12 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,391 'to do you a favour, 13 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:48,151 'plus lickle Liam, who's gonna be a star some day. 14 00:00:48,191 --> 00:00:53,831 'Sheila, me bird, couldn't be happier. One plate short of a full set, like. 15 00:00:53,871 --> 00:00:57,031 'And fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica - lend ya anything, 16 00:00:57,071 --> 00:00:58,431 'well, almost anything. 17 00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:03,111 'Carol and Marty - the lodgers from hell. Last of the lonely hearts 18 00:01:03,151 --> 00:01:06,231 'and a psychologist's wet dream. Still, nobody's pe_ect. 19 00:01:06,271 --> 00:01:10,631 'But all of 'em to a man know first and foremost 20 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:16,231 'one of the most vital necessities in life is they know how to throw a party! 21 00:01:16,271 --> 00:01:17,511 'Heh, heh, heh, scatter!' 22 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:29,071 (Carl) 'A fit boy called Carl was obsessed with how to get girls undressed. 23 00:01:29,111 --> 00:01:31,071 'A fit lad called... 24 00:01:31,111 --> 00:01:33,511 'A fit man called... 25 00:01:33,550 --> 00:01:37,591 'A sex god called Carl once said, ''l want to get girls into bed, 26 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:40,111 '''but l'm rubbish at pulling 27 00:01:40,151 --> 00:01:42,591 '''and der der der -ulling, so l'll have to grow...''' 28 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:45,111 (Debbie) Carl! 29 00:01:45,151 --> 00:01:46,631 Carl! 30 00:01:49,911 --> 00:01:53,671 Someone left this for you. Compost. What's it for? 31 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:56,071 Gardening. 32 00:01:56,111 --> 00:01:58,071 l'm old enough! 33 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:02,511 Got you some money. For food and that. 34 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:03,711 Carl, that's brilliant! 35 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,431 Don't say om to the others though, will you? 36 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:07,751 Cos l'm a bit... 37 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:16,871 Yeah, you wish! Want me to ask her to pop your cherry? 38 00:02:16,911 --> 00:02:20,031 - Fuck om! - See you in a bit. 39 00:02:20,071 --> 00:02:23,951 Sue, our Carl's got a job, a proper job. 40 00:02:23,991 --> 00:02:25,871 Good for you, Carl. 41 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:36,591 l'm hungry. 42 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:42,511 Oh, come on, Jez, put a bag over it. 43 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:46,311 You're frightening the fizz om me pint, that face. 44 00:02:46,351 --> 00:02:51,351 She'd smile at you sweetly if you paid your fucking tab! 45 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:54,191 Oh, l'll go somewhere that doesn't cost... 46 00:02:54,231 --> 00:02:58,071 Hey, look at you go! Never knew you cared! 47 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,551 Fwoor! Can l watch? 48 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:03,311 Maybe. 49 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:06,631 Ooh, Karen, you little tiger! 50 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:08,431 Oh! 51 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:09,791 Go on, let us in. 52 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:11,711 - Fuck om, Kev. - Get to fuck. 53 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:20,751 < All right, Lip. 54 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:23,191 Lip, Jimmy. Jimmy, Lip. 55 00:03:23,231 --> 00:03:25,111 - All right? - All right. 56 00:03:25,151 --> 00:03:28,191 Right, you must be the baby's... Yeah. 57 00:03:28,231 --> 00:03:29,511 Where is Katie? 58 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:30,991 Under the table. 59 00:03:32,790 --> 00:03:35,311 With me mum. l'll drop her round tomorrow if you like. 60 00:03:35,351 --> 00:03:36,631 Yeah, great. 61 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:37,951 Hey, can l get you a drink? 62 00:03:37,991 --> 00:03:39,631 Quick half, thanks. 63 00:03:42,871 --> 00:03:44,071 He seems nice. 64 00:03:44,111 --> 00:03:45,311 Yeah, he is. 65 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:49,951 Fancied him for ages, actually, but Shane didn't like him. 66 00:03:49,991 --> 00:03:52,111 Anyway, fuck them. Too old now to care what me brothers think. 67 00:03:52,151 --> 00:03:53,711 There you go, mate. 68 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:54,991 Cheers. 69 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:56,511 So, what you up to tonight? You om out? 70 00:03:56,550 --> 00:03:57,791 Yeah, l've got a date. 71 00:03:57,830 --> 00:04:00,871 - Hiya. - This is her, actually. Just come in. 72 00:04:00,911 --> 00:04:03,751 All right? Am l late? l'm not late, am l? 73 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:04,871 < No. 74 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:08,791 l couldn't decide on shoes. l put on me Follow Me Home And Fuck Mes 75 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,071 but then l thought, what if we go dancing? 76 00:04:12,071 --> 00:04:15,071 Do you think these Iook minging, though? 77 00:04:15,111 --> 00:04:16,991 - No. - Oh. 78 00:04:17,031 --> 00:04:18,671 Let's just get a drink. 79 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:19,791 Right. 80 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:22,871 Come on then, Karen. How about it? 81 00:04:22,911 --> 00:04:24,911 Me and you. What do you say? 82 00:04:27,271 --> 00:04:31,631 Another pint, lads? Oh, now, Jesus! 83 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:37,791 Yeah, go on girls! Snog! Snog! Snog! Snog! 84 00:04:44,071 --> 00:04:46,471 Snog! Beautiful! 85 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:49,791 Fuck it. Let's just get out of here. 86 00:05:16,031 --> 00:05:17,191 Shower if you want. 87 00:05:17,231 --> 00:05:21,071 No, you're all right. l'll get om. 88 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:24,271 You've got an early start, haven't you? What is it you do? 89 00:05:24,311 --> 00:05:26,671 Security. 90 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:30,911 Right. So shall l... 91 00:05:30,951 --> 00:05:32,511 l mean... 92 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:33,831 l'll call you. 93 00:05:33,871 --> 00:05:35,951 Right. 94 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,991 Don't you like me? 95 00:05:52,231 --> 00:05:53,911 Well, not if you do that! 96 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,351 Thought you'd have been up and om first thing, you. 97 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:01,991 Last bloke l was with didn't even stop for air. 98 00:06:02,031 --> 00:06:03,671 l didn't have to do a thing. 99 00:06:05,351 --> 00:06:07,991 l'm just... l'm just not really... 100 00:06:13,470 --> 00:06:16,951 Look, l've got some work l've got to do. 101 00:06:28,151 --> 00:06:30,071 < What did Mr Ramsay chop up ne_? 102 00:06:30,111 --> 00:06:32,991 Let's see if your sister knows, shall we? 103 00:06:33,031 --> 00:06:36,551 You'll be lucky. It's like the Marie sodding Celeste in here. 104 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:39,311 l suppose those two are otheM/ise engaged, 105 00:06:39,351 --> 00:06:40,991 having it om with each other. 106 00:06:41,031 --> 00:06:44,071 Oh! Who's the lucky couple then?! 107 00:06:44,111 --> 00:06:46,031 Your Karen and that Jez. 108 00:06:46,071 --> 00:06:49,151 l don't know how they can live with themselves. 109 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:51,671 They could at least keep it behind closed doors. 110 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:53,391 Eating the face om each other 111 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:55,671 in front of everybody last night. 112 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:57,591 Our Karen and Jez?! 113 00:06:59,151 --> 00:07:02,311 l didn't want to have to be the one to tell you, but... 114 00:07:02,351 --> 00:07:05,871 Though they do say it's down to the upbringing. 115 00:07:05,911 --> 00:07:08,271 Our Karen is a lesbian?! 116 00:07:16,351 --> 00:07:19,351 Look after the kids for us. 117 00:07:21,311 --> 00:07:26,391 Karen, love, are you in there? Karen? 118 00:07:32,951 --> 00:07:34,591 l'm so thrilled! 119 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:38,911 l just thought you didn't do it! l wish you could have told me. 120 00:07:38,951 --> 00:07:40,391 Told you what? 121 00:07:41,231 --> 00:07:42,631 That you're a lesbian! 122 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:45,031 No, l'm not! 123 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:50,431 l just said it to get the job, didn't l? You're om your head! 124 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,151 Karen! 125 00:07:52,191 --> 00:07:55,191 Karen, love, you don't have to pretend! 126 00:07:55,231 --> 00:07:57,111 Being a lesbian's a wonde_ul thing! 127 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:01,351 Yeah. In't it? 128 00:08:07,951 --> 00:08:09,471 KNOCKING 129 00:08:09,510 --> 00:08:10,991 < Lip? Are you in there? 130 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:17,831 Hey! 131 00:08:17,871 --> 00:08:20,711 No, leave her, will you? She's been a right pain all night. 132 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,751 l never got any sleep. 133 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,671 How was your date then? 134 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:29,191 Yeah, great, actually. 135 00:08:29,231 --> 00:08:30,951 So was mine. Really good. 136 00:08:30,991 --> 00:08:32,791 Fantastic. Great, actually. 137 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:34,071 She seemed a bit thick to me. 138 00:08:34,111 --> 00:08:35,311 So did yours! 139 00:08:35,351 --> 00:08:36,711 Jimmy's got his own business. 140 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,351 You'd better marry him, then. 141 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:39,591 What's the matter? 142 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:42,551 You jealous? Go on, you are, aren't you?! 143 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:43,871 No, course not. Fuck om, Mandy! 144 00:08:43,911 --> 00:08:46,391 Yeah? Are you? So why would that be then?! 145 00:08:46,430 --> 00:08:49,711 Yeah! You're the one who can't stay away from me! 146 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:53,671 That's why you keep coming round then, is it? To get your fix? 147 00:08:55,191 --> 00:08:58,591 Lip? Do you...? 148 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:03,111 Look, you know what you said the other day, about mum, dad and baby? 149 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,911 Yeah? 150 00:09:09,151 --> 00:09:09,751 What the fuck were that? 151 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:11,151 l dunno. 152 00:09:11,191 --> 00:09:13,471 Katie! Is she all right? 153 00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:15,111 She's fine, Lip. 154 00:09:15,151 --> 00:09:18,791 What the fuck are you doing, Carl?! What's all this shit?! 155 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,431 lt's no big deal, Lip, it's just a few plants. 156 00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:23,231 Are you joking?! 157 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:29,391 You knew about this! You're growing weed for the Maguires?! 158 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:30,391 Lip... 159 00:09:30,430 --> 00:09:32,631 You got a problem with that, have you? 160 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:34,631 Damn right l have, it's drugs! 161 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:35,471 Lip, it's fine, l'm... 162 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:37,431 lt's none of your bloody business! 163 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:38,791 Lip, l'm old enough... 164 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:40,031 What are you doing?! 165 00:09:40,071 --> 00:09:41,031 Fuck's sake, Lip. 166 00:09:41,071 --> 00:09:43,071 Oh, l see. It all makes sense now. 167 00:09:43,111 --> 00:09:45,191 That's why you've been coming round. 168 00:09:45,231 --> 00:09:49,591 lt's nom to do with Katie. You're just doing your family's dirty work. 169 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,311 Oh, listen to him! Mr Moral Fucking High Ground! 170 00:09:52,351 --> 00:09:55,991 The bloke who said when l fell pregnant, ''But you can't want it!'' 171 00:09:56,031 --> 00:09:59,031 Well, l'm hardly gonna come round here to see you, am l?! 172 00:09:59,071 --> 00:10:00,271 Listen... 173 00:10:00,311 --> 00:10:01,831 Do you know what, Lip? 174 00:10:01,871 --> 00:10:04,951 This is nom to do with Carl. The truth is, you are jealous. 175 00:10:04,991 --> 00:10:09,671 You don't want me but you don't want anyone else to have me either! 176 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:27,911 - Come here. - l'm all right! 177 00:10:29,031 --> 00:10:32,711 He can't tell me what to do anyway. He's not me dad. 178 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,871 You should be grateful it was us and not the bleeding coppers! 179 00:10:34,911 --> 00:10:38,071 lt's only class C, lan. They've practically decriminalised it. 180 00:10:38,111 --> 00:10:41,191 - l think it shows initiative. - Drug squad all over the estate! 181 00:10:41,231 --> 00:10:42,551 Yeah, lan... 182 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:44,991 - If he gets caught with it, it's intent to deal! - lan, just leave it! 183 00:10:45,031 --> 00:10:48,911 A young omenders' programme and social services crawling all over us! 184 00:10:48,951 --> 00:10:51,231 You jack it in now! Tell the Maguires to find some other mug! 185 00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:53,031 l'm not a mug, lan! l'm not! 186 00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:56,791 You act like l'm a little kid! All of you! 187 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,911 - It's like you think l'm stupid or something! - No, we don't. 188 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,271 Yeah, you do! You especially! 189 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,231 This is something l was good at! 190 00:11:07,271 --> 00:11:08,791 l were good at it! 191 00:11:11,590 --> 00:11:12,991 Well done, lan. 192 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,151 Fuck om! 193 00:11:18,191 --> 00:11:20,071 Mandy. 194 00:11:20,111 --> 00:11:21,951 What you said before... 195 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:23,751 l never meant l didn't want Katie, 196 00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:27,991 and l thought me and you were trying to sort things out back there. 197 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,951 What the fuck's all this?! You're dealing drugs from her pram?! 198 00:11:33,991 --> 00:11:36,711 - She's not smoking it! - Wouldn't hurt her if she was. 199 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,071 Shane used to do my gear. There's nothing wrong with him. 200 00:11:39,111 --> 00:11:41,191 So why aren't l doing the drug run then?! 201 00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:43,111 Cos you're too fucking stupid. 202 00:11:43,151 --> 00:11:46,191 Dad would never have this! There's six lads in this family 203 00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:48,911 - and it's her who's running the business! - When he gets out you can tell him! 204 00:11:48,951 --> 00:11:51,111 And about how you can't do it cos you can't count! 205 00:11:51,151 --> 00:11:51,871 Mandy... 206 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,511 Hey, back om, Gallagher. 207 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:57,391 Look, l'm not letting you get Katie involved in this. 208 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:58,831 l won't watch you screw up with her. 209 00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:01,271 Well, that's easy to solve then, in't it, Lip? 210 00:12:01,311 --> 00:12:03,511 Don't see her at all. You're barred. 211 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,951 Mandy! Mandy! 212 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,471 You heard what she said, Gallagher. 213 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,231 Tosser. 214 00:12:19,191 --> 00:12:21,031 Ta, love. 215 00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:21,871 Oi! 216 00:12:21,911 --> 00:12:23,071 Pint of lager. 217 00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:25,831 And a chaser. And an E. 218 00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:31,471 Having a good day then, are we? 219 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,151 DOG BARKS 220 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:23,591 ls Mandy in? 221 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:28,071 Whatever you want, you can deal with me. 222 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,791 She said only to deal with her. 223 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:33,471 Do l look like the fucking monkey?! 224 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,191 Got some gear for her. 225 00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:40,711 l need to weigh it. Cock. 226 00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:53,911 You all right, Chloe? 227 00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:57,351 Yeah. Is Mandy in? 228 00:13:57,390 --> 00:14:00,631 No, but l am. 229 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,671 Oi, fucMace! l want double that amount ne_ time. 230 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,231 So get fucking busy. 231 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,311 Let yourself in, ladies. 232 00:14:16,151 --> 00:14:18,831 Mandy, do you want a chocolate? 233 00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:20,831 l always eat chocolate when l'm upset 234 00:14:20,871 --> 00:14:23,311 cos it does the same to your brain as a hug does. 235 00:14:23,351 --> 00:14:26,191 l'm not upset, Debbie! Just keep out of it, will you? 236 00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:31,471 Look, l know you want to think of me and your brother as some big... 237 00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:34,751 romantic thing, but we're not, all right? 238 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:38,231 l got pregnant. That's all. 239 00:14:38,271 --> 00:14:41,031 lt's just biology. 240 00:14:41,071 --> 00:14:43,071 Actually, no, it's not biology. 241 00:14:43,111 --> 00:14:44,591 lt's fucking history. 242 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,311 lt's Carl, in't it? 243 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,511 Yeah. 244 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:02,871 So what you buying then? 245 00:15:02,911 --> 00:15:05,591 Nothing. 246 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:08,151 You grow weed for Mandy. 247 00:15:08,191 --> 00:15:12,271 ls it hard? How do you do it? 248 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,831 l can show you if you like. 249 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,471 You're not gonna get high sniming that. 250 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,551 Glue's down here. 251 00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:22,391 Just a couple of minutes away. 252 00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:30,271 ls that your brother? 253 00:15:30,311 --> 00:15:31,791 Yeah. 254 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,591 They're through here. l had to move them 255 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:37,151 cos he doesn't like me growing them. 256 00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:45,271 Wow, that's amazing! 257 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,031 God, look at them all! 258 00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:58,391 Careful with her. She's about to flower. 259 00:15:58,430 --> 00:15:59,991 She? 260 00:16:00,031 --> 00:16:03,951 Kirsten. It's only the female ones that flower. 261 00:16:03,991 --> 00:16:05,551 That's the bit you need. 262 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,991 Can l call one Chloe? 263 00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:10,271 lf you like. > 264 00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:11,391 This one, then. 265 00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:17,391 Do you want to smoke some? 266 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,751 Yeah! 267 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,871 Frank? > 268 00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:22,271 Frank! 269 00:16:22,311 --> 00:16:24,911 What? Oh, don't tell me - 270 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:29,111 space aliens from the planet Ork have turned Nigel into an olive. 271 00:16:29,151 --> 00:16:33,791 Our Karen's a lesbian! Why would she not have told me, Frank? 272 00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:36,591 Sheila, love, l know you're not a natural blonde, l know 273 00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:40,991 you're not as stupid as you look, but your Karen is not into KD Lang. 274 00:16:41,031 --> 00:16:44,231 But she is Frank! l'm telling you, l've just found out! 275 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,551 And that's just the kind of attitude that's stopped her being honest 276 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,791 about it in the first place! She was worried we might judge her! 277 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:56,311 l want you to say it now, Frank! 278 00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:58,871 Out loud and proud! 279 00:16:58,911 --> 00:17:00,591 What our Karen is! 280 00:17:02,311 --> 00:17:04,871 Go on, say it! Give voice to it! Say it! 281 00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,351 Say it! 282 00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:11,111 Karen sucks gash. 283 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,711 There! See? 284 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,631 lt wasn't that dimicult, was it? 285 00:17:18,191 --> 00:17:22,151 But if she can't be honest with me in the first place, her own mother, 286 00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,711 then l've failed her! 287 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:29,231 l've failed her! Oh, Karen, l'm so sorry! 288 00:17:34,071 --> 00:17:35,991 And then... ! 289 00:17:40,151 --> 00:17:43,351 And then... l don't know if l... l can't even tell...! 290 00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:44,751 What?! 291 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,991 PHONE BEEPS Ignore! 292 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,791 Fillet of fish?! 293 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:55,391 Can l come again? 294 00:17:58,030 --> 00:17:59,951 - Yeah. - No! 295 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:08,751 Bye. Whoa! 296 00:18:10,071 --> 00:18:14,311 So what you're saying is, you want me to come to dinner? 297 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:15,111 That's right! 298 00:18:15,151 --> 00:18:18,871 lf this is you thinking you can wipe Frank's tab, Sheila... 299 00:18:18,911 --> 00:18:22,391 No, no, not at all! l'm sorry, l'll pay you now if you like. 300 00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:25,791 l just thought...as a surprise for Karen. 301 00:18:25,831 --> 00:18:28,951 A few of her close friends. 302 00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:33,351 - You do like her, don't you? - Yeah. 303 00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:34,871 Oh, good! 304 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:40,551 l just wasn't sure how...you know... 305 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:44,991 So you'll come then? 306 00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:47,711 Yeah, all right, Sheila. If you like. 307 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,391 Oh, that's lovely! All right, then. 308 00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:52,231 l'll see you later! 309 00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,791 See you later. 310 00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:09,191 All right, quick as you can, inside. 311 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,511 Shit! 312 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,671 Drug squad! 313 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:24,511 Oh, yes! Well, lookey here! Right little factory. 314 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,191 We've hit the jackpot this time. 315 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,231 (Lip) Say nothing, Carl! 316 00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:38,871 Have you seen this lot? 317 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,271 They're for home consumption. 318 00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:41,471 Oh, yeah? 319 00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:43,231 - No, me dad's ill. - l believe you. 320 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:46,911 He's got... ME? 321 00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:49,871 MS. 322 00:19:49,911 --> 00:19:51,711 Look, no-one's so ill they need this much. 323 00:19:51,751 --> 00:19:55,551 Have you seen the state of him? You've not, have you? 324 00:19:55,591 --> 00:19:58,151 - Get up. - What you doing? 325 00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,831 - Come on. - What you doing? 326 00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:01,631 Let's take him down the station. 327 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,831 You shut up, you little dog. Watch your head. 328 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,751 Get om me, you muppet! 329 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,791 - Russell? - Shut up. 330 00:20:08,831 --> 00:20:10,631 Look, he's me little brother. 331 00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:12,511 l'll make him stop doing it, but please... 332 00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:14,711 All right. l'm not gonna charge him. 333 00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:18,111 He'll make a statement and he'll be out in an hour, OK? 334 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,631 How do you know he were doing it? 335 00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:24,951 lnfra-red photos. Picks up the heat from the lamps. 336 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,911 lf your roofs not insulated... We sell them on afteM/ards. Gas Board. 337 00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:30,711 You might get a sales call. 338 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,711 Russell? 339 00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:34,511 Thanks. 340 00:20:39,231 --> 00:20:41,591 He should be back by now. 341 00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:43,511 Can you check if he's OK? 342 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:45,431 They said they weren't charging him. 343 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,591 Well, ain't he the lucky one. 344 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,871 lt's weird they gave you the photo, though. They're normally bastards. 345 00:20:49,911 --> 00:20:53,311 lt's his own stupid fault. l told him not to mess with the Maguires. 346 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:55,151 Yeah. 347 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:57,711 And he should've listened to you. Where is he? 348 00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:02,111 Cos l've had some bad news. 349 00:21:02,151 --> 00:21:06,831 My pet pig says someone's made an anonymous statement against us. 350 00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:07,831 Your what? 351 00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:09,551 Me tame copper. 352 00:21:09,591 --> 00:21:12,151 Me little bent squealer. 353 00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:14,311 - Yeah? Well, it in't Carl, is it? - No? 354 00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:17,471 Cos l'm finding it a bit of a stretch 355 00:21:17,511 --> 00:21:20,631 that the drug squad found his crop 356 00:21:20,671 --> 00:21:23,751 but decided not to charge him. 357 00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:27,191 They might have. He's still at the station. 358 00:21:27,231 --> 00:21:28,431 - No, he ain't. - They've let him go. 359 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:30,431 Without charging him. 360 00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:32,631 Our piggy told us. 361 00:21:32,671 --> 00:21:33,671 So where is he? 362 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,071 Look, Carl wouldn't do that. He was working for you. 363 00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:39,431 And, hard as it is to believe, we are family now. 364 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:48,111 - What are you're looking at? - Well, l don't rightly know. 365 00:21:48,151 --> 00:21:50,471 But it's bloody ugly and it seems to be looking back. 366 00:21:50,511 --> 00:21:52,871 No, Mimi, what Carol means is... 367 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,431 What's going on? Ermintrude! 368 00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:56,951 Sorry. 369 00:21:56,991 --> 00:21:59,591 You lot better start saying your prayers. 370 00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:01,911 Cos Carl's fucking dead. 371 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:04,271 Check the house. 372 00:22:04,311 --> 00:22:06,231 Jabba! 373 00:22:07,311 --> 00:22:09,031 Gallagher! Gallagher! 374 00:22:09,071 --> 00:22:13,151 Where the fuck are you hiding, you little shit? 375 00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:16,551 Gallagher, you grass! 376 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,991 You're fucking dead, Gallagher. 377 00:22:22,831 --> 00:22:24,311 Fuck you. 378 00:22:26,831 --> 00:22:29,351 Oi! Fuck om! 379 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,751 Dicko! 380 00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:38,631 Run! Fucking run, Gallagher! 381 00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:40,711 Maguires are after yer! 382 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,871 Why are you fucking running, Dicko? What d'you know? Where's Gallagher? 383 00:22:47,911 --> 00:22:49,871 l don't know nothing! Let go! 384 00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:52,391 You take him. 385 00:22:52,431 --> 00:22:53,911 Where the fuck is Carl Gallagher? 386 00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:56,191 l don't know! l don't know anything! 387 00:22:56,231 --> 00:22:58,991 All right, Shane! 388 00:22:59,030 --> 00:23:01,111 Fuck! Where is he?! 389 00:23:01,151 --> 00:23:04,071 Go easy, Shane! Fuck it. What are you doing? 390 00:23:04,110 --> 00:23:05,351 Where is he, you little fuck? 391 00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:07,871 Shane. 392 00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:10,511 You bastard. > 393 00:23:15,431 --> 00:23:17,351 Have you seen Carl? 394 00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:19,911 Do l look like a probation omicer? 395 00:23:20,991 --> 00:23:22,831 Mandy, have you seen him? 396 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,391 - If l had, l wouldn't be telling you. - You all right, mate? 397 00:23:25,431 --> 00:23:27,911 Come on. You know what they'll do to him if they find him. 398 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:29,751 Shouldn't have grassed us up then. 399 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,471 He didn't! He's only a fucking kid! 400 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:35,311 Which means he won't get a custodial! Whereas my mum... 401 00:23:35,350 --> 00:23:37,071 Jesus, Mandy. 402 00:23:37,110 --> 00:23:38,271 Lip! 403 00:23:38,311 --> 00:23:40,591 When did all this turn into a war? 404 00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:43,151 l thought me and you could have had something. 405 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:48,351 What are you doing with this guy? What went wrong between us? 406 00:23:48,390 --> 00:23:51,311 Look, Lip. l didn't make Carl do it. 407 00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:55,231 He chose to. Because he wanted to help you lot out with money. 408 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:59,791 Well, he's not in the fucking carton, is he? 409 00:23:59,831 --> 00:24:01,551 Buy summat or fuck om. 410 00:24:05,151 --> 00:24:07,511 FART 411 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:21,151 Come on, Karen, get stuck in! 412 00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:22,871 l love a good oyster, me! 413 00:24:22,911 --> 00:24:25,111 lt's best if you eat 'em alive. 414 00:24:25,151 --> 00:24:28,511 Stun 'em with something sharp and pop 'em straight in. 415 00:24:36,991 --> 00:24:39,031 Come on Karen, love. > 416 00:24:39,071 --> 00:24:41,351 lt was your idea! 417 00:24:41,390 --> 00:24:42,751 l'm not so keen thanks, Mum. 418 00:24:47,831 --> 00:24:51,191 So, where are you from originally? Was your mother a lesbian? 419 00:24:51,231 --> 00:24:53,311 Not so far as l know, Sheila. 420 00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:56,151 But you never really do. 421 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,911 Karen used to be interested in blokes, 422 00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:02,551 but when Frank moved in, she lost all interest. 423 00:25:02,591 --> 00:25:06,071 l thought l'd damaged her or something! 424 00:25:06,110 --> 00:25:09,191 Then l realised l didn't have to be guilty any more. 425 00:25:09,231 --> 00:25:13,391 l hadn't messed her up, she was just gay all along! Oh, thank you. 426 00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:17,671 What do you do, Jez, when you want a bit of real sex? 427 00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:19,951 Do strap a thing on or summat? 428 00:25:19,991 --> 00:25:22,151 What we do is real sex. 429 00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:25,111 lt's only blokes who are obsessed with penises. 430 00:25:25,151 --> 00:25:29,711 Oh, no! l am too! l love 'em! Oh! 431 00:25:29,751 --> 00:25:31,551 l love 'em. 432 00:25:31,591 --> 00:25:35,391 Why don't you girls all do a floor-show then? 433 00:25:35,431 --> 00:25:37,111 Get your baubles out? 434 00:25:37,151 --> 00:25:38,831 Have Christmas early, shall we? 435 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,551 For Christ's sake, Frank! 436 00:25:44,671 --> 00:25:46,991 Just a thought. 437 00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:48,551 lt would be nice though. 438 00:25:48,591 --> 00:25:50,551 (Sheila) Have you seen that film... > 439 00:25:57,831 --> 00:26:02,071 l never said om! They wanted a statement that it were for home use. 440 00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:07,871 - l believe him, Debbie. - Yeah, so do l. 441 00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:09,791 Even though he's a twat. 442 00:26:09,831 --> 00:26:14,111 The Maguires don't believe him. They're gonna kill him. 443 00:26:14,151 --> 00:26:15,751 You'll have to hide up here till we get it sorted. 444 00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:17,711 You're joking?! 445 00:26:17,751 --> 00:26:21,831 Anne Frank did it, and those children in Flowers In The Attic. 446 00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:25,111 Except they all got really deformed cos they had no sunlight, 447 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,671 then the sister got pregnant by the brother 448 00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:30,431 and they had this funny little baby and it became a ballet dancer! 449 00:26:30,470 --> 00:26:32,871 Where's your phone, Carl? 450 00:26:35,751 --> 00:26:37,591 < Right. 451 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,471 You phone us if you need anything. 452 00:26:39,511 --> 00:26:41,431 We'll tell the Maguires you've run away. 453 00:26:41,470 --> 00:26:45,711 You can start dismantling this lot while you're up here. 454 00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:51,711 Don't write a diary, though. 455 00:27:06,511 --> 00:27:08,671 Ooh, hello! 456 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,471 Sheila, l'm not really sure what's going on here. 457 00:27:11,511 --> 00:27:13,191 The vibes l'm getting om Karen? 458 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:15,391 She likes you. She's just shy. 459 00:27:15,431 --> 00:27:16,871 Do you really think so? 460 00:27:16,911 --> 00:27:19,351 She kissed you, didn't she? 461 00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:23,631 Oh, hello. Look, why don't you both stay here tonight? 462 00:27:23,671 --> 00:27:25,271 You can have Frank and my bed. 463 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,631 We'll sleep downstairs. 464 00:27:36,470 --> 00:27:40,271 The kids are all right... Just give us five minutes. 465 00:27:40,311 --> 00:27:41,991 Yeah, all right. 466 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,551 What do you want? 467 00:27:53,591 --> 00:27:57,471 l never got a chance to thank you. For not cautioning Carl today. 468 00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:58,431 You never said you were a copper. 469 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,871 You never said your family were scumbags. 470 00:28:00,911 --> 00:28:02,391 All right. 471 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:06,551 What do you want? 472 00:28:06,591 --> 00:28:09,911 The Maguires think it were Carl who grassed and l know it wasn't, 473 00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:12,111 so l need to know who to get him out of shit. 474 00:28:12,151 --> 00:28:14,271 Look, l... 475 00:28:16,431 --> 00:28:19,151 Davies reckons they get it all the time... > 476 00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:21,991 l let him om so you wouldn't blow the gam on me. 477 00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:25,031 Now we're equal, so fuck om and don't come back. 478 00:28:27,190 --> 00:28:28,871 Who's that? > 479 00:28:28,911 --> 00:28:31,431 < Just another Chatswo_h arsehole. 480 00:28:32,991 --> 00:28:38,231 Right, bed, video camera, sex toys. Give us a shout if you need me. 481 00:28:38,270 --> 00:28:39,911 ln your dreams. 482 00:28:42,270 --> 00:28:45,031 Bed and board, Karen, bed and board. 483 00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:54,711 Here we are then. 484 00:28:54,751 --> 00:28:56,751 What d'you reckon? 485 00:28:56,790 --> 00:29:00,071 Undress you slowly, shall l? 486 00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:01,191 Get my nifty tongue out? 487 00:29:01,231 --> 00:29:04,431 There's something l need to tell yer. 488 00:29:04,470 --> 00:29:08,151 What's the matter? Got the decorators in, have you? 489 00:29:08,190 --> 00:29:10,151 l'm straight. 490 00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:14,111 l'm really sorry. 491 00:29:14,151 --> 00:29:18,591 You're lovely and that, but l only said l was gay to get the job in the Jockey. 492 00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:24,471 No! l've seen the way you look at me! We've touched. l know you liked it! 493 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:29,231 l got om with a bloke two nights ago in the Jockey. 494 00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:37,271 You must have tendencies. Maybe you just haven't met the right woman. 495 00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:41,831 Maybe you're just trying to be straight, because it's trendy. 496 00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:44,911 l'm sorry. 497 00:29:52,071 --> 00:29:54,071 Never would have worked anyway. 498 00:29:54,110 --> 00:29:57,111 Age gap. You being a Gemini. 499 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:03,471 Lucky escape probably. 500 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:05,871 No hard feelings then? 501 00:30:09,751 --> 00:30:12,711 Right. l might as well fuck om. 502 00:30:12,751 --> 00:30:16,471 Might catch the end of Bad Girls if l'm lucky. 503 00:30:20,311 --> 00:30:22,551 (Sheila) Oh, hello. > 504 00:30:23,751 --> 00:30:26,671 Think. You're a 14-year-old boy. Where are you gonna hide? 505 00:30:26,710 --> 00:30:29,391 You don't even know it were Carl. 506 00:30:29,431 --> 00:30:30,671 Who else you got in mind? Your boyfriend? 507 00:30:30,710 --> 00:30:33,231 He's not my boyfriend! 508 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:35,351 Anyway, Jimmy fucking hates coppers. 509 00:30:35,390 --> 00:30:37,511 What about your other boyfriend? Lip? 510 00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:39,631 Seems to me like Lip got Carl to grass, 511 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,791 cos you stopped him seeing Katie. Is he after custody? 512 00:30:42,831 --> 00:30:44,991 Don't be stupid, he wouldn't do that. 513 00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,231 Doesn't sound stupid to me. 514 00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:49,151 He wouldn't do it! l know he wouldn't. 515 00:30:49,190 --> 00:30:51,791 Oh, yeah, and why are you so sure? 516 00:30:51,831 --> 00:30:55,071 Because he cares about me. 517 00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:57,111 ''He cares about me.'' Pass the fucking sick bucket! 518 00:30:57,151 --> 00:31:00,471 He does! He's a better man than any of you two. 519 00:31:00,511 --> 00:31:03,471 He's a better man than anyone around here. 520 00:31:03,511 --> 00:31:07,951 Didn't you say Carl Gallagher's hanging out with some girl? 521 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,231 MOBILE PHONE BEEPS 522 00:31:29,751 --> 00:31:32,191 DOGS GROWL 523 00:31:41,071 --> 00:31:43,871 l'm too cold and too cold and too cold 524 00:31:43,911 --> 00:31:46,671 l'm too old and too bold and too bold 525 00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:49,391 And it shows and it shows and it shows 526 00:31:49,431 --> 00:31:51,751 And you know and you know and you know 527 00:31:51,790 --> 00:31:54,671 Sometimes, l hate myself... 528 00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:58,031 Carl, it's Chloe. You've gotta get out of there! They're coming. 529 00:32:01,911 --> 00:32:04,271 Where is he? Let me at the little fucking gobshite! 530 00:32:04,311 --> 00:32:06,311 What d'you think you're doing?! 531 00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:08,391 Carl! 532 00:32:08,431 --> 00:32:09,791 (Mimi) Fucking tell me now! 533 00:32:09,831 --> 00:32:13,191 CARL! Carl, get out of there! 534 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:17,031 (Mimi) Tell me where he is! Get down the fucking stairs. 535 00:32:17,071 --> 00:32:18,831 Carl! 536 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:22,311 MUSIC PLAYS 537 00:32:22,350 --> 00:32:25,511 Carl, run! Carl! > 538 00:32:25,550 --> 00:32:28,871 Get up the fucking stairs. Where's Carl? 539 00:32:28,911 --> 00:32:31,351 Get this! CARL! 540 00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:34,311 For fuck's sake, Mimi what are you doing?' 541 00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:35,591 Tell me where he is! 542 00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:36,231 He ain't fucking done nothing! 543 00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:37,471 Oh, no?! 544 00:32:37,511 --> 00:32:41,671 l hate to break up the hokey cokey, but your Mandy's just been arrested. 545 00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:44,751 What?! 546 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,951 DOOR SHUTS 547 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:55,031 Fucking hell! Fucking hell, Carl! What you playing at?! 548 00:32:55,071 --> 00:32:58,791 She dobbed me in. She told the Maguires l was in the loft. 549 00:32:58,831 --> 00:33:01,151 Pass us the bog roll then. 550 00:33:07,511 --> 00:33:09,471 Can l finish me dump? 551 00:33:09,511 --> 00:33:12,271 Where the fuck is my Mandy? 552 00:33:12,311 --> 00:33:15,391 You better tell me what you're charging her with 553 00:33:15,431 --> 00:33:18,111 and on what fucking evidence! 554 00:33:18,151 --> 00:33:19,871 Back up! 555 00:33:19,911 --> 00:33:21,631 Mimi! What the fuck you doing?! 556 00:33:21,671 --> 00:33:23,431 l'm asking... 557 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:26,391 where the fuck my daughter is! 558 00:33:26,431 --> 00:33:29,391 - Back up! - Fuck's sake, Mimi. 559 00:33:29,431 --> 00:33:30,231 < Back up. 560 00:33:30,270 --> 00:33:32,191 Look... Just let me in to see her, will you? 561 00:33:32,231 --> 00:33:35,511 l'm the baby's dad. l've gotta take her home anyway. l'm lan's brother. 562 00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:37,191 Come on, dickhead! 563 00:33:37,231 --> 00:33:39,031 Where's my daughter? 564 00:33:39,071 --> 00:33:42,231 Fuck om! Fuck om! 565 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:46,071 lf she's gonna go round shopping your mate, you're better om without her. 566 00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:55,551 l love her though. 567 00:33:55,591 --> 00:33:58,671 No you don't. You just feel like you do. 568 00:33:58,710 --> 00:34:00,751 < l thought she were interested. 569 00:34:00,790 --> 00:34:03,791 l thought she liked me. 570 00:34:03,831 --> 00:34:06,471 You can't always tell, mate. 571 00:34:06,511 --> 00:34:08,871 So, how can you? 572 00:34:08,911 --> 00:34:11,871 l mean, tell if... 573 00:34:11,911 --> 00:34:13,591 a girl will let you shag her. 574 00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:16,911 l mean how... 575 00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:18,591 How do you get her to do it? 576 00:34:20,151 --> 00:34:21,951 l dunno! 577 00:34:21,991 --> 00:34:23,351 l don't think l've ever done it. 578 00:34:23,390 --> 00:34:27,391 Oh, no, l mean, obviously l've ''done it'', done it. 579 00:34:27,431 --> 00:34:30,271 Just never made the move, you know. 580 00:34:30,311 --> 00:34:33,591 The bird always does it... 581 00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:34,671 Fucking hell! 582 00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:38,511 So, is that how it works then? 583 00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:41,231 Look. If she wants you, 584 00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:45,751 there's just no getting out of it, cos women always get what they want. 585 00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:47,471 l mean, take Vee tonight, l took her 586 00:34:47,511 --> 00:34:49,151 down the rugby club for a stripogram. 587 00:34:49,190 --> 00:34:51,591 What she's after is wedge. If some bloke wants to grope her 588 00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:54,631 tits for a tenner, she's gonna go for it, isn't she? 589 00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:58,111 Oh, bloody hell! 590 00:35:00,671 --> 00:35:04,191 Look Carl, the bottom line is, you'll just know, yeah. 591 00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:06,831 When the time's right, it'll just kick in. 592 00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:10,431 And if it don't, then she'll tell you, won't she? 593 00:35:10,470 --> 00:35:12,471 DOOR SLAMS 594 00:35:16,110 --> 00:35:18,431 Where's Katie? 595 00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:21,071 She's with the policewoman. 596 00:35:21,110 --> 00:35:22,111 l'm gonna take her home in a minute. 597 00:35:22,151 --> 00:35:25,351 Suppose you're fucking happy, are you? Me in here. 598 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,111 You with custody of Katie! 599 00:35:27,151 --> 00:35:28,751 No, Mandy, of course not! 600 00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:31,831 l'm here for you. To help you. l could've taken Katie and gone. 601 00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:34,351 But l didn't. l'm here for you. 602 00:35:34,390 --> 00:35:36,351 - Was it Carl? - No. 603 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:38,471 They're talking time, Lip. 604 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:42,111 They've got a statement l was dealing 605 00:35:42,151 --> 00:35:45,311 and l'm old enough to go inside. And that CID wanker out there! 606 00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:48,791 Stop it. It's not gonna help is it, eh? 607 00:35:48,831 --> 00:35:52,431 Well, what the hell is?! l wanna be with Katie! That's all l want. 608 00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:55,031 Just get me out so l can be with Katie! 609 00:35:55,071 --> 00:35:58,911 Just get me out. l just wanna be with Katie! 610 00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:00,391 Can't you get your copper to do summat? 611 00:36:00,431 --> 00:36:04,631 You must be joking! He threatened to arrest me if l asked another favour. 612 00:36:04,671 --> 00:36:05,831 You must be crap in bed. 613 00:36:05,870 --> 00:36:09,431 Yeah. Look, we need to work out who made the statement. 614 00:36:09,470 --> 00:36:11,671 There's not that many people it could be. 615 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:14,431 What l don't understand is why it make it about Mandy? 616 00:36:14,470 --> 00:36:15,631 l mean, all the Maguires do it. 617 00:36:15,671 --> 00:36:19,071 And who would send Mandy down instead of that horrible Mimi? 618 00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,991 < What? 619 00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:24,951 Unless it's personal. 620 00:36:24,991 --> 00:36:26,951 They've pushed him out the business! 621 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:45,911 - All right, Shane? - What do you want, Gallagher? 622 00:36:45,950 --> 00:36:49,591 l know it was you who grassed up your Mandy. 623 00:36:49,630 --> 00:36:51,031 You what? 624 00:36:51,071 --> 00:36:52,831 We can talk about it here or l can go and tell your family. 625 00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:55,551 The fucking bitch! 626 00:36:55,591 --> 00:36:58,071 Who the fuck does she think she is? 627 00:36:58,110 --> 00:36:59,631 So what you telling me for? 628 00:36:59,671 --> 00:37:02,871 You know why. Cos they'd have your balls for breaMast. 629 00:37:02,911 --> 00:37:05,231 And much as that'd entertain me, 630 00:37:05,270 --> 00:37:08,231 l want Katie to know there's another way of doing things - 631 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:10,111 the Gallagher way. 632 00:37:10,151 --> 00:37:12,351 So here's the deal. 633 00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:15,551 You retract your statement. You tell your mum it wasn't Carl. 634 00:37:15,591 --> 00:37:18,591 And you stay away from Mandy. 635 00:37:18,630 --> 00:37:21,151 Or l promise you, l will tell 'em. 636 00:37:22,831 --> 00:37:24,431 Oh. 637 00:37:24,470 --> 00:37:27,991 You used to be a plasterer, didn't you? 638 00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:30,711 l've got a ceiling wants doing. 639 00:37:30,751 --> 00:37:33,031 l won't be paying. 640 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,391 All right? 641 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:56,591 Look, l'm sorry about telling the Maguires... 642 00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:58,031 Paid you, did they? 643 00:37:58,071 --> 00:37:59,311 20 quid. 644 00:38:01,870 --> 00:38:04,551 You don't look hurt. l thought they wanted to thump you? 645 00:38:04,591 --> 00:38:07,271 l can handle myself. 646 00:38:07,311 --> 00:38:08,551 Look... 647 00:38:08,591 --> 00:38:14,751 l thought that if l rang you straight after, that l could have the money and you'd be all right. 648 00:38:18,311 --> 00:38:19,831 l can give you half of it? 649 00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,591 l don't want it. 650 00:38:31,071 --> 00:38:33,071 ls there anything that you do want? 651 00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:54,351 Do you want to? 652 00:39:07,591 --> 00:39:09,511 Come here, you. 653 00:39:23,991 --> 00:39:25,591 Fuck om. > 654 00:39:33,911 --> 00:39:36,711 (Frank) It's more a sort of Tweety Pie going on, innit Margaret... 655 00:39:36,751 --> 00:39:38,071 And you can give us a kiss, and all. 656 00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:41,311 Eh? l could be Sylvester to your Tweety Pie after whatsit. 657 00:39:47,630 --> 00:39:50,151 Oh, come on Sheila, love. 658 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:55,351 Hey, you never know, our Delia might turn out to be a lezzer. 659 00:39:56,911 --> 00:39:59,511 Do you really think so? 660 00:39:59,550 --> 00:40:02,791 Yeah, well l've never seen her suck her thumb. 661 00:40:02,831 --> 00:40:04,231 Oh! 662 00:40:06,431 --> 00:40:08,951 So you're really not gonna tell me who it was then? 663 00:40:08,991 --> 00:40:12,191 l think the word you're looking for is ''thank you''. 664 00:40:12,231 --> 00:40:15,271 That's two words, innit? 665 00:40:16,991 --> 00:40:19,111 Well, go on! Tell me then! 666 00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:22,591 Why d'you go to such heroic lengths to get me out? 667 00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:23,551 l told you, didn't l? 668 00:40:23,591 --> 00:40:26,231 What, cos you can't live without me? 669 00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:28,871 You're a fucking nightmare, you are. 670 00:40:30,671 --> 00:40:34,711 l'm scared to say anything in case you take my head om. 671 00:40:34,751 --> 00:40:38,871 Ooh, sensitive flower! 672 00:40:38,911 --> 00:40:41,271 l was only joking. 673 00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:46,791 What's the deal with Jimmy then? 674 00:40:46,831 --> 00:40:48,111 What d'you mean? 675 00:40:48,151 --> 00:40:49,991 l mean... 676 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,271 You know, are you... 677 00:40:51,311 --> 00:40:52,951 You are jealous, aren't you? 678 00:40:52,991 --> 00:40:55,791 l've got feelings for you, Mandy. 679 00:40:58,390 --> 00:41:00,471 l won't be settled for, Lip. 680 00:41:00,511 --> 00:41:02,871 So don't say it if it's just about Katie. 681 00:41:02,911 --> 00:41:05,631 You know it's not. 682 00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:07,831 We've done this all in the wrong order. 683 00:41:07,870 --> 00:41:12,471 Kid first, then work out we fancy each other! 684 00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:18,071 Yes or no, Mandy? Last time l'm asking. Me and you. 685 00:41:18,110 --> 00:41:20,471 D'you wanna give this a go or not? 686 00:41:23,431 --> 00:41:25,951 You're such a fucking pain in the arse! 687 00:41:52,151 --> 00:41:55,511 l suppose that means l've gotta go and dump Jimmy now then, does it? 688 00:42:18,831 --> 00:42:19,831 You got a roach? 689 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,391 Yeah. 690 00:42:21,431 --> 00:42:23,351 Ta. 691 00:42:35,431 --> 00:42:36,951 Bye then. 692 00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:45,311 < All right, Carl? 693 00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:47,271 Come through any holes recently? 694 00:42:47,311 --> 00:42:48,351 Fuck om! 695 00:42:48,390 --> 00:42:51,271 Did you have to get her stoned first? 696 00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:52,751 No! It were her idea! 697 00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:55,831 - Whey! - Fuck om! 698 00:42:55,870 --> 00:42:58,191 Pass us that and budge up! > 699 00:43:02,751 --> 00:43:05,111 No more wanker's cramp. > 700 00:43:05,151 --> 00:43:07,911 l still can't believe that though. 701 00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:13,311 (Carl) 'A fit lad called Carl had the dream of how he could get girls to scream. 702 00:43:13,350 --> 00:43:16,431 'He'd strip 'em om nude, and smear 'em with food 703 00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:19,951 'And watch their boobs bounce on a trampoline. 704 00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:25,231 'My teacher said that that's not a proper poem 705 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,511 'so she failed me mock English exam. 706 00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:29,991 'Do l look like l care?' 707 00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:38,471 Drug trials. 200 quid for taking these for three weeks. 708 00:43:38,511 --> 00:43:40,751 'There isn't an antidote# 709 00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:41,791 You're shitting me! 710 00:43:41,831 --> 00:43:44,551 l needed the money cause l got meself into a bit of debt. 711 00:43:44,591 --> 00:43:46,391 - How much? - 12 grand. 712 00:43:46,431 --> 00:43:47,231 You've got a visitor. 713 00:43:47,270 --> 00:43:49,071 'What the fuck are you doing here?' 714 00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:50,351 Come on your face! 715 00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:53,111 l've gotta find her! Please Kev, please. 716 00:43:54,950 --> 00:43:56,551 Sue! 717 00:43:56,601 --> 00:44:01,151 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52700

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