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'Now nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden
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'but it's been a good home to us -
me, Frank Gallagher,
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'and me kids who l'm proud of,
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'cos every single one of them
reminds me a little of me.
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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.'
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- Run! Run for it!
- Leg it!
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'Fiona, who's a massive help,
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him Philip now,
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'Ian, a lot like his mam,
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'which is handy for the others
cos she's disappeared into thin air,
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'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair
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'cos it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah and nits love it.
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'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel.
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'You've to check your change but she'll go
miles out of her way to do you a favour.
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'Plus Liam - gonna be a star
once we've got the fits under control.
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'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend.
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'The truth is out there... Not!
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'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica.
Lend you anything. Well, not anything.
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'But all of them to a man know,
first and foremost,
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'one of the most vital necessities in this life
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'is they know how to throw a party!
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'Scatter!'
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(Veronica) 'After three years of having
the Gallaghers as neighbours,
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'I can honestly say it's been an education.
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'I used to think we were rough till they moved
in. Made us feel like Charles and Camilla!
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'I've never gloated about being quieter,
better off and a lot more stable.
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'Which I'm regretting now
cos I might never get the chance.
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'You tell me how a family that size
with no visible income
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'ends up with a nearly-new 4x4,
a knock-through house with new fittings
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'and more nights out
than Georgie fucking Best?!
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'Most days l wake up feeling happy for 'em.
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'Others, l wish Thatcher was still alive,
mentally, 'to put 'em in their place.
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'No, l don't mean that.
Well, l do a bit. l do actually.
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'A little bit, icky little bit. Ah, fuck it, yeah!'
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Hey. l'm not late, am l?
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No, l got an earlier bus.
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Fancied a look round before we went in.
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PRlEST GRUNTS
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So, Father Polish,
what are the origins of that name?
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Polish.
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When we you last in church, Fiona?
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Sunday.
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Yes, but which?
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1 994.
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- And you're not even a Catholic?
- No.
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Look, does it matter?
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A great deal. You'd have to convert.
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- Well, that's fine, done.
- After lessons.
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Ten weeks of instruction
every Thursday evening with me.
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l expect to see you both make
a visible commitment to the church.
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One mass a week for three months.
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- l was hoping for a spring wedding.
- Have a spring wedding next year.
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Look...the very least l'd want to know
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is that you're not just marrying here
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because you think a civil ceremony
is a cheap and vulgar option for your big day.
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What if l could get the whole family
to come for the next three Sundays?
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- Would that give us any leeway?
- lt'd make me smile.
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But only if you left your father at home.
A spate of thefts in '97.
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Basically, you're saying it's out of the question
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that we get married here
in less than three months.
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lt's a dwindling parish.
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The basic rules are all we have
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to bind the very poor community together.
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£500 now, five on the day.
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l can't believe he stung you for a grand.
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Plus, when you nipped to the loo,
it was 200 for the flower displays,
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1 00 for the organist and 50 for someone
to watch the cars during the service.
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lt's ridiculous!
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l can't remember where l parked the car now.
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You were parked there.
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Who's took my car?!
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Who the fuck has taken my car!?
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Stop it or we'll both get battered!
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We won't get a taxi out here.
When was the last time you got the bus?
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(Priest) Bye, Fiona.
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- See ya, Father.
- God bless.
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We don't do refunds.
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Get off, you fucking little rat!
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Off! Get off!
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Bastard!
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DOG BARKS
Ah, fuck! Oh, fuck!
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What's the point of built-in wardrobes
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if what's in 'em makes her look
like Nannette Newman?
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Come here, you little shit. You're dead!
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Dead dog!
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lt's nicked me undies again! Bitten me again!
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He hasn't nicked 'em!
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He's sticking them in the wash
cos he doesn't like the smell of rotting gusset.
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- And l wear what?
- Clean garments.
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Pepe, show him where. Show!
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WOLF WHlSTLE
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DOG WHlNES
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BARKS
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BARKS
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Dead dog!
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Fur ball!
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You're joking, aren't you?
From outside a church?
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Julie Carter had her wedding car
nicked during the actual ceremony.
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- But that weren't nicked in the first place!
- Oi! Gimme that.
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Answer the door and keep your mouth shut.
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Watch your mouth.
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Tony!
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Sorry l'm late, l had to do a bit of overtime.
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Now you know how it feels
to lose a valuable motor, Steve.
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- Make you think twice about your career path?
- l wanna know who took it and who's got it.
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- lf it was that simple, l'd be an inspector.
- Two grand cash if you can track it.
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l'll put the feelers out.
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l left something of sentimental value in there.
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l see.
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SHOUTlNG
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So, when's the wedding set for?
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Last Saturday of the month.
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- Congratulations.
- Yeah(!)
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- lf l find it, do you want 'em arrested?
- No.
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Not before you talk to me.
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l know, my darling, l know.
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- She keeps talking to herself.
- Well, it saves us a job.
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lt's the dog.
She thinks the fucking dog's talking to her!
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- You're not cheering me up.
- But it is!
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lt talks to me an' all.
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lf it doesn't like what you're doing,
it gets on your case.
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lt's on at me all the time, taking the piss!
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DOG WHlNES
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MUSlC: Release Me by Tom Jones
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l know. Tom Jones was too much of a show-off
to be a soul searcher.
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(Singing to jukebox)
For l don't love you any more...
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Aye, get down, Shep!
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One of the finest songs
ever written in the English language,
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apart from Sultans Of Swing
and Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.
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Pint of bitter
and a couple of Es for the dog, Kev.
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Where's your momma gone?
Where's your momma gone?
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Used to sing that to the kids
when Monica fucked off.
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Never a dry eye in the 'ouse.
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Shot upstairs howling, they all did.
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What?
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Here we go, men in black, hard as nails.
The future of our nation.
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- You got me house keys?
- A couple of gills for the lads.
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- You 1 8?
- (Both) Yeah.
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- Veronica, is your mum OK?
- Fuck off!
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Yeah. She's happy.
HE BARKS
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- Fucking hell! Sorry l asked.
-Whoa! Do that again.
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Eh?
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That...thing with your face,
what you just said to Lip.
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l just said, ''Sorry l asked.''
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How gay is that?
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No, it's not!
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- lt was a bit.
- Gay.
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You're not gay, are you?
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No.
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- Oh, Jesus, he is. He's gay! Fuck me!
- You don't know what you're talking about.
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lf l'd said that to anybody else,
they'd have planted me one.
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l'm having a flashback to John lnman.
Fuck's sake!
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GLASS SMASHES
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- Fuck!
- Get up, Frank!
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Now you're talking!
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Thank Christ for that. Come here!
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Growing up, eh?
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Can't you tell when they're growing up?
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Yeah. They're barred!
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What's the matter? You got away with it.
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l didn't. You can tell he knows.
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Come on.
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We'll go and see Mandy Maguire.
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All right, John?
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All right, mate.
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Are you right in the fuckin' 'ead?
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- Why've you nicked his car?
- l'm sick of him getting his own way.
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- Because she's marrying him?
- Yeah, plus other stuff.
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lt was a joke at first cos he thinks l'm not
capable.
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Now that you've joined the club,
congratulations(!)
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Put it back and count me out.
l know nothing about this.
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Stan.
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How much is that?
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1 50 odd grand. lt was in the roof compartment.
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You reckon Steve earns
this much nicking motors?
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Depends how good he is at saving.
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Coke?
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He's dealing.
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Give over! l've seen more gear shifted
in the Jockey of a weekend!
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Fuck me!
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MUSlC: Spice Up You Life by the Spice Girls
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Lilian, are you sure you can
get the dresses ready for Saturday?
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l knew l should've had a wee.
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What is it?
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- Pepe's waistcoat, for the wedding.
- Ah! lt's beautiful.
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But the only hat we've found he's not
thrilled about - makes him look like a chimp.
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Mum, it's a church.
Fiona won't want a dog yapping.
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He won't yap. He doesn't yap.
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- He's not invited.
- ''Carol and guest.''
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Meaning Marty.
His says the same, meaning you.
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lf l had a husband, he'd be ignored.
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Your husband's dead and Pepe is a dog.
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She's cheaper than a husband
if it's catering we're talking about.
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And a bit more talkative,
which, you know Veronica, l'm very grateful for.
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l'm getting worried about you.
l want you to see a doctor.
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What the hell for?
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You're sounding confused.
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Am l?
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No more than normal.
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Pepe can come. Course he can come.
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The waistcoat looks fab.
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- See? Thank you, Fiona.
- You're not helping!
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SHE MOUTHS
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l want you to get checked out.
There's medication that can help
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and the sooner they start it,
the better it works.
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- For what?
- For what grandma had.
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Colostomy?
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Confusion!
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Look, l know you miss your Malcolm,
but you've got to face facts.
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A dog is not going to make up
for the loss of a lifelong friend.
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Who's Malcolm?
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Your dead husband! My dead dad!
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You don't have to shout!
l know who that Malcolm is!
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You didn't until l fucking told you, did ya?!
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Groom and boys next. Come on!
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Who exports drugs from round here?
Nobody exports from Britain.
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We're the only mugs daft enough to
pay these prices. Same with flat-screen tellies.
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How come l find a ferry ticket from
Bilbao in the glove compartment?
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lt's more Tintin than Rin Tin Tin.
This is for a different vehicle, you mong!
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lt's the same model.
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Apart from different colour and registration,
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these cars could be twins.
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He rings cars for a living.
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Changing the colour and registration
is what Steve does for a living.
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- This car's been abroad. Why?
- So's mine.
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l'm not talking about a car park in Wrexham.
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Steve's car came into Britain from Spain.
What's that say?
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Timeshare.
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MUSlC: Put Him Out by Ms Dynamite
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Let's have it. Come on. Get on that beat.
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Sorry, Lillian, love. Sorry, Lillian.
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Lillian.
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OK, go for it.
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THEY LAUGH
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l don't know why l'm laughing.
l'm having a flashback to Strangeways.
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(All) Ooh!
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Only here for the first time, Frank.
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Our Fiona...
239
00:15:14,306 --> 00:15:18,060
was...was my first-born.
240
00:15:18,106 --> 00:15:19,858
lt's a happy day
241
00:15:19,906 --> 00:15:25,185
and a sad day for us all
to see her marrying Steve.
242
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,104
(All) Steve-o!
243
00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:34,266
..Starting a brand new life.
She's guided all of us through difficult times.
244
00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:42,854
For the family she has been a total godsend
and we couldn't have managed without her.
245
00:15:42,906 --> 00:15:44,658
That's what you said.
246
00:15:44,706 --> 00:15:47,823
We can all say from the bottom of our hearts
247
00:15:47,866 --> 00:15:54,101
that she is really the other half...
of all of us.
248
00:15:56,546 --> 00:16:00,380
That's... Honestly, that's...
Fucking hell, l'm welling up here.
249
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:03,498
Thieving bastard! He nicked that out of my bag!
250
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,185
(Frank) He was a poet and he knew it.
251
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:11,459
- You said you didn't want to give her away.
- l've changed my mind now.
252
00:16:12,786 --> 00:16:16,256
lf you keep that up,
the least l'll want is a blow job.
253
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:19,457
Any more of that talk
l'll pin your whatsit to your knackers!
254
00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:20,700
CHEERlNG
255
00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:28,222
- Where were you before we picked you up?
- At Eden Club.
256
00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:31,702
Eden Club?
That'll be the Eden club in town, will it?
257
00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:39,380
(ls she getting ready? Let me look.)
258
00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:40,825
(All) Oh!
259
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,345
lt's beautiful!
260
00:16:44,306 --> 00:16:45,455
Give us a go.
261
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,542
l'm so nervous!
262
00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:49,736
Eh up. Are you ready?
263
00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:54,465
THEY LAUGH
264
00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:01,098
You look beautiful.
265
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,535
- You do.
- Oh, my God!
266
00:17:11,546 --> 00:17:13,776
(Priest) Exchanging of the vows.
267
00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:14,861
Thank you, Veronica.
268
00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:17,625
You will lead the wedding procession.
269
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,258
Slowly on the day, Fiona.
270
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:24,016
Philip, this is where you hand over
Fiona to Steve - let go of her arm.
271
00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:26,705
All right. Now?!
272
00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:29,824
''l'll greet the bride and bridegroom
273
00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:33,415
''in a friendly manner,
showing that the Church shares their joy.''
274
00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:42,378
(Priest) Kevin, give the ring to Steve.
275
00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:43,620
Repeat after me.
276
00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:48,342
- l, Steve McBride...
- l, Steve McBride...
277
00:17:48,386 --> 00:17:51,298
- Do take thee...
- Do take thee, Fiona Gallagher...
278
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:54,543
- To be my lawful wedded wife...
- To be my lawful wedded wife...
279
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:55,780
To have and to hold...
280
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:56,815
To have and...
281
00:17:56,866 --> 00:18:00,302
MOBlLE RlNGS
Excuse me. Sorry about this.
282
00:18:01,466 --> 00:18:03,900
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
283
00:18:03,946 --> 00:18:05,425
Two secs.
284
00:18:07,746 --> 00:18:09,020
l have to shoot off.
285
00:18:10,226 --> 00:18:12,581
- Steve!
- lt'll be fine.
286
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,981
l just had to get it through my head.
287
00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:18,575
Kev, can l borrow you for two secs?
Quicker than that, mate.
288
00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:19,376
Steve!
289
00:18:19,426 --> 00:18:21,656
- Kev!
- l'm best man, aren't l?
290
00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:27,658
Steve!
291
00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:33,658
TYRES SCREECH
292
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:38,334
ls it?
293
00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:42,340
Where did you find it?
294
00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:45,219
Wide boys showing off on the M60.
295
00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:48,099
No damage apart from the ignition.
296
00:18:48,146 --> 00:18:50,137
How good do you feel, eh?!
297
00:18:50,186 --> 00:18:51,665
These are on me.
298
00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:55,142
Not for me, Kev, not if l'm driving and...
l am now.
299
00:18:56,666 --> 00:19:00,102
Listen. l'll sort you out
with the, you know, tomorrow.
300
00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:01,864
Nah, forget about it, Steve.
301
00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:04,695
l'm just glad to be of some use.
302
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:07,306
We can be. Sometimes.
303
00:19:09,226 --> 00:19:10,579
All right. See you later.
304
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:11,900
Kev, thanks for the lift.
305
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:17,976
Has Jensen Button turned his nose up at that?
Let this blind lady through.
306
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,494
Who the fuck are you calling blind?
307
00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:21,422
Sorry.
308
00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:23,980
Fuck you dressed like that for?
309
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:31,303
- Don't start with me, Frank.
- She started it.
310
00:19:31,346 --> 00:19:35,658
She started it! They should put a sign up
about nice behaviour.
311
00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:40,496
lt's a Government thing now.
You've got to be caring...
312
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:48,144
CHEERlNG
Look at that!
313
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:49,983
Oh, smell that!
314
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,898
This is fantastic, Yvonne.
315
00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:57,779
Are you sure you can cater for
50-odd people by this weekend?
316
00:19:57,826 --> 00:20:01,501
- You should see when l've got t'family round.
- She lives for the challenge.
317
00:20:01,546 --> 00:20:05,095
- Did you teach her how to cook like this?
- Yeah(!) lt's all tins with him.
318
00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:09,264
The microwave pings that often,
the kids think it's the fire alarm.
319
00:20:09,306 --> 00:20:11,900
Do you like it? See, even for kids.
320
00:20:12,706 --> 00:20:15,698
l'll tone it down
so there's something for everyone.
321
00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:18,658
Give me a curry instead of
a scabby prawn cocktail any day.
322
00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:21,140
Too spicy for me. Never used to be.
323
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,097
End of another era.
324
00:20:23,146 --> 00:20:29,096
Pilau rice, samosas, bhajis...
You name it, l've got it.
325
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:31,262
- Why?
- Why d'you think?
326
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:36,742
Three-day mystery cruise round the Bay of
Biscay.
327
00:20:36,786 --> 00:20:41,906
- How's that a mystery?
- Agatha Christie murder mystery tour!
328
00:20:41,946 --> 00:20:46,098
Argh, Marty!
329
00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:51,538
l'm going on a cruise!
330
00:20:52,906 --> 00:20:56,103
- Sorry. Come at a bad time?
- What's up?
331
00:20:56,146 --> 00:20:57,864
- Where did you get the money?
- Money Dad left me.
332
00:20:57,906 --> 00:20:59,259
We're off upstairs.
333
00:20:59,306 --> 00:21:01,536
(Carol) That money is meant for you.
334
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,781
But if you're happy, so am l.
335
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:06,379
Bit of homework.
336
00:21:06,426 --> 00:21:09,463
l'll be shutting the door,
we need peace and quiet.
337
00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:11,098
l'm just reading it.
338
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,704
< Fuck off!
339
00:21:12,746 --> 00:21:15,135
Have it then!
340
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,414
Talk about jealous!
341
00:21:19,586 --> 00:21:22,783
As long as you know
l'm only doing this for lan.
342
00:21:22,826 --> 00:21:24,623
Same here.
343
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,702
l hope he's grateful cos...
344
00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:29,660
Wow!
345
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,857
Don't wow, it's not for you.
346
00:21:32,906 --> 00:21:34,703
No problem.
347
00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:38,061
Wow!
348
00:21:38,106 --> 00:21:40,939
Stick a bonnet on that
it'd look like a microphone.
349
00:21:40,986 --> 00:21:42,499
Whatever.
350
00:21:42,546 --> 00:21:45,265
You sing, l'll dance.
351
00:21:58,466 --> 00:21:59,979
The batteries are going on this.
352
00:22:00,026 --> 00:22:01,141
Fuck off!
353
00:22:22,506 --> 00:22:26,624
- Fiona know you're dealing?
- l don't know what you're talking about.
354
00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:30,898
Do you think l'm taping this,
like l want to hear this more than once?
355
00:22:30,946 --> 00:22:33,062
Get real.
356
00:22:33,106 --> 00:22:35,336
Tony, the stuff you've got is not mine.
357
00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:37,342
Looking after it for a mate(?)
358
00:22:37,386 --> 00:22:39,297
No, just somebody l know.
359
00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:41,018
Mind if l sit down?
360
00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:54,498
Been away recently?
361
00:22:56,066 --> 00:22:57,419
No.
362
00:22:57,466 --> 00:22:58,615
Spain?
363
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,020
No.
364
00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:05,821
Chassis number from that car
matches a jeep that came via Spain.
365
00:23:05,866 --> 00:23:08,903
Different reg plate, and colour, obviously.
366
00:23:08,946 --> 00:23:11,414
ls that where all your cars are coming from?
367
00:23:11,466 --> 00:23:12,819
Just the occasional one.
368
00:23:12,866 --> 00:23:14,219
How occasional?
369
00:23:14,266 --> 00:23:17,463
Two...three a year. Three.
370
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:27,696
How did you get to be involved
in a racket like this? Bloody drugs.
371
00:23:27,746 --> 00:23:31,534
lt's an occasional thing to pay off an old debt.
372
00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:34,419
l don't wanna do it, but l have to pay this off.
373
00:23:34,466 --> 00:23:37,936
The car owners
never know the cargo they're carrying.
374
00:23:37,986 --> 00:23:41,023
l get told which car to target.
l pick it up, l ring it and then my...
375
00:23:41,066 --> 00:23:44,103
mates come and pick up their cargo.
376
00:23:44,146 --> 00:23:46,660
l get a small wage
and l move the car off on my own.
377
00:23:52,746 --> 00:23:56,978
Name a price, give me
the stuff and have done with this.
378
00:23:57,026 --> 00:24:01,816
You think l want a slice of some of this?!
Drug money?
379
00:24:01,866 --> 00:24:03,618
What else are we here for?
380
00:24:10,266 --> 00:24:13,144
Am l right in guessing that Fiona doesn't know?
381
00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:19,056
So, nothing about the money that
she'll be spending as a wife of Steve McBride?
382
00:24:19,106 --> 00:24:21,574
Nothing about the life
she's letting herself in for?
383
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:26,381
You don't have a fucking clue. l'm dead if l don't
get the gear where it belongs by Wednesday!
384
00:24:26,426 --> 00:24:28,735
Precisely! You're not dealing with cowboys.
385
00:24:28,786 --> 00:24:32,540
Debts like these go on for ever,
don't they, Steve?
386
00:24:58,466 --> 00:25:00,184
Fine.
387
00:25:00,226 --> 00:25:02,820
How safe's Fiona?
388
00:25:03,866 --> 00:25:08,462
lf l hadn't nicked that car to wind you up,
how safe would she be now?
389
00:25:10,346 --> 00:25:13,895
Ever do anything to harm her,
390
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:18,337
l want you to know, Steve,
l'll make you regret it for the rest of your life.
391
00:25:23,706 --> 00:25:27,062
- l've never been caught, Tony.
- l caught you!
392
00:25:33,386 --> 00:25:38,301
- Promise me now you'll put a stop to it.
- l'm trying.
393
00:25:38,346 --> 00:25:40,940
Promise, or you're getting fuck all.
394
00:25:44,746 --> 00:25:46,384
Please...
395
00:25:49,186 --> 00:25:50,938
l need it by Wednesday.
396
00:26:36,146 --> 00:26:38,979
- What?
- Upstairs.
397
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:49,582
What you and Mandy Maguire get up to
in private is your own business.
398
00:26:49,626 --> 00:26:52,823
l'm glad you're sensible enough
to use protection, lan.
399
00:26:52,866 --> 00:26:55,903
But if you ever leave your bed in this state
thinking l'm gonna clear it up,
400
00:26:55,946 --> 00:26:57,664
you've another bloody thing coming!
401
00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:01,825
Shift that condom
and give Mandy Maguire her knickers back!
402
00:27:01,866 --> 00:27:04,255
- What's he done now?
- Mind your own business!
403
00:27:04,306 --> 00:27:06,866
Eugh, state of that bed, you scummy git!
404
00:27:06,906 --> 00:27:08,703
- Sorry, Fiona.
- You'd better be.
405
00:27:08,746 --> 00:27:12,182
l'm not getting married so l can baby-sit you lot
for the rest of my life.
406
00:27:12,226 --> 00:27:15,457
Strip that bed and stick it on a boil wash!
407
00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:23,420
- But you shift your leftovers.
- On your bike!
408
00:27:26,786 --> 00:27:29,823
Plus, Mandy Maguire slipped me a note
at school. She wants a rematch.
409
00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:32,903
- Be careful, though.
- Never not.
410
00:27:32,946 --> 00:27:35,460
No, l mean you can't get caught
if l'm not there. Eugh.
411
00:27:35,506 --> 00:27:37,940
- He wants to watch!
- No, l'm saying...
412
00:27:37,986 --> 00:27:40,420
- You dirty little deviant!
- Yeah, right.
413
00:27:40,466 --> 00:27:43,344
Cheesy little homo
wants to see how the carnivores do it!
414
00:27:43,386 --> 00:27:45,058
Eurgh!
415
00:27:45,106 --> 00:27:46,459
THEY LAUGH
416
00:27:49,786 --> 00:27:53,745
- What is it?
- l don't know, but thank God we killed it.
417
00:27:53,786 --> 00:27:56,744
-Come on, Mam!
- Come on, Carol. Foot on the gas!
418
00:27:56,786 --> 00:28:00,176
Easier said than done in this!
419
00:28:00,226 --> 00:28:03,775
GASPS AND WHlSTLES
420
00:28:03,826 --> 00:28:06,579
Oh! Wish l was coming now.
421
00:28:08,066 --> 00:28:10,182
- An Agatha Christie honeymoon,
what would l wear?
422
00:28:10,226 --> 00:28:11,295
An axe in the back.
423
00:28:11,346 --> 00:28:14,383
- Bye! See ya!
- See you, Carol.
424
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,178
See you Saturday, it's the wedding!
425
00:28:16,226 --> 00:28:18,501
(All) See ya! Bye!
426
00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:27,537
Say goodbye to mummy. Wave goodbye.
Bye-bye, mummy.
427
00:28:27,586 --> 00:28:30,180
PEPE WHlMPERS
428
00:28:30,746 --> 00:28:32,418
Come on.
429
00:28:32,466 --> 00:28:34,741
Come on, Pepe, come on.
430
00:28:34,786 --> 00:28:36,856
Come on, that's it. Come on.
431
00:28:36,906 --> 00:28:38,658
Hey. Come on.
432
00:28:38,706 --> 00:28:41,698
Who's a good boy? Lamb!
433
00:28:41,746 --> 00:28:46,137
Come on. That's it. Good boy. Slaughter!
Come on.
434
00:28:46,186 --> 00:28:48,859
Come to Marty.
Look what Marty's got for you.
435
00:28:57,826 --> 00:29:02,058
Are you ready? Go on. Are you ready?
Go on. Yeah.
436
00:29:02,106 --> 00:29:05,178
Sweet dreams!
HE LAUGHS
437
00:29:05,226 --> 00:29:10,505
- l'd recommend Barbados for a honeymoon.
- Oh, yeah? Where did you stay?
438
00:29:10,546 --> 00:29:13,219
We haven't been, l just recommend it.
439
00:29:13,266 --> 00:29:16,099
ln that case, l recommend Palestine.
440
00:29:16,146 --> 00:29:21,743
l don't mean Palestine, do l? Where did
Beverly go when she won the lottery?
441
00:29:21,786 --> 00:29:23,822
- Dubai.
- Dubai!
442
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,297
(Marty) What?
443
00:29:29,346 --> 00:29:31,143
(Veronica) Where you off?
444
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,336
- Just to a mate's.
- Oh?
445
00:29:39,826 --> 00:29:41,623
Requiem!
446
00:29:43,426 --> 00:29:46,259
- He looks a bit lost without your mum.
- Not lost enough.
447
00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:48,774
- Has he got any mates?
- No. Anyway...
448
00:29:48,826 --> 00:29:51,818
Dubai. Loved it.
Said it were like Blackpool with money.
449
00:29:51,866 --> 00:29:54,824
Came back like a beetroot
with a bloke who made watches.
450
00:29:54,866 --> 00:29:56,345
THEY LAUGH
451
00:29:56,386 --> 00:29:59,458
lt's just not something
we can do to a healthy dog.
452
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,736
lt goes against everything that we...
453
00:30:01,786 --> 00:30:04,584
l wouldn't mind,
but when he bites, it's never that deep.
454
00:30:04,626 --> 00:30:07,698
The most he's ever given anyone
is seven stitches.
455
00:30:07,746 --> 00:30:10,135
But it's the noise. Noise.
HE BARKS
456
00:30:10,186 --> 00:30:13,974
There's been two attempts
on his life by the neighbours.
457
00:30:14,026 --> 00:30:15,379
l presume the police have intervened.
458
00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:21,019
With a court order?
459
00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:24,024
PEPE WHlMPERS
460
00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:25,545
Yep.
461
00:30:25,586 --> 00:30:27,304
OK.
462
00:30:27,346 --> 00:30:29,223
OK. Get Mr Fisher a cup of tea.
463
00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:33,896
PEPE WHlMPERS
464
00:30:33,946 --> 00:30:36,380
Would you like to stay for the procedure?
465
00:30:37,786 --> 00:30:38,775
(You don't have to.)
466
00:30:41,986 --> 00:30:43,783
Yes, please.
467
00:30:44,346 --> 00:30:45,984
HORN BLARES
468
00:30:48,786 --> 00:30:54,543
- How are you doing? Where's Tonto?
- Tonsillitis. 42 and tonsillitis.
469
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,304
You wouldn't even tell anybody, would you?
470
00:30:56,346 --> 00:31:00,544
Tonto made it up to avoid getting
in the car with this dick dressed like Dracula.
471
00:31:00,586 --> 00:31:02,224
Eh! What's wrong with it?
472
00:31:02,266 --> 00:31:07,784
- You'd buy one of these, wouldn't you, Steve?
- Yeah, maybe one that fitted me better.
473
00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:10,386
- Nice one.
- All right, here we go.
474
00:31:16,226 --> 00:31:18,421
- Good work.
- Cheers.
475
00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,305
TYRES SCREECH
476
00:31:30,106 --> 00:31:33,940
- Armed police, nobody move!
- Not an inch or you're dead!
477
00:31:33,986 --> 00:31:35,339
Face down on the ground, all of you!
478
00:31:35,386 --> 00:31:38,935
- Face down or tits up, it's your call.
- Get down!
479
00:31:38,986 --> 00:31:40,863
All right, all right!
480
00:31:40,906 --> 00:31:43,420
Hands on your head where l can see them.
481
00:31:45,226 --> 00:31:46,784
Armed with what?
482
00:31:48,186 --> 00:31:50,620
One crack of this will break your arm, pal.
483
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,419
- Come on, l'm warning you.
- Yeah? Paper, rock, scissors!
484
00:31:53,466 --> 00:31:54,785
Woah!
485
00:31:54,826 --> 00:31:58,660
- Fucking hell! Calm down, everybody!
- Get back!
486
00:31:58,706 --> 00:32:02,494
- Calm down, mate. lt's cool.
- Easy. Where's that come from?
487
00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:05,140
lnsurance.
488
00:32:07,786 --> 00:32:11,984
(Answerphone) 'Hi, this is Steve.
l'm probably away from my desk...'
489
00:32:12,026 --> 00:32:14,301
- Are we off?
- Steve's not back yet.
490
00:32:14,346 --> 00:32:16,143
Goody-goody, rum-rum.
491
00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:19,940
- Does he know the taxi's booked for eight?
- Yeah, he booked it.
492
00:32:23,226 --> 00:32:26,855
This is the kind of life you think Fiona deserves,
eh, Steve?
493
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,619
You know him!?
494
00:32:30,666 --> 00:32:32,702
- We could just walk out. We've seen nothing.
- Like fuck you can!
495
00:32:32,746 --> 00:32:36,500
Put the gun down, this is just silly.
lt's fucking stupid.
496
00:32:36,546 --> 00:32:41,495
- For fuck's sake, Steve!
- Tell him to put the gun down, this is stupid.
497
00:32:41,546 --> 00:32:43,025
< How do you know him?
498
00:32:43,066 --> 00:32:45,705
- He's an undercover.
- Don't talk rubbish, mate!
499
00:32:46,706 --> 00:32:50,540
We've been nothing but mates to you.
We haven't shit on you once.
500
00:32:50,586 --> 00:32:52,816
l did not know they were going to be here.
Tony, tell them.
501
00:32:53,626 --> 00:32:58,063
Seeing as they are, think you're walking
out of here with the money and the gear?
502
00:33:00,986 --> 00:33:02,578
(Steve) We can sort this out, mate.
503
00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:07,096
l'll wait for you outside.
504
00:33:07,146 --> 00:33:09,182
What am l supposed to do?!
505
00:33:10,506 --> 00:33:16,217
Steve won't mind you taking his car.
He won't be needing it.
506
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,857
Mack! We can sort this out between us.
507
00:33:25,906 --> 00:33:28,978
Come on, mate, just put the gun down.
508
00:33:29,026 --> 00:33:31,415
Ollie, don't you fucking do this!
509
00:33:31,466 --> 00:33:33,377
CAR ENGlNE STARTS
510
00:33:39,386 --> 00:33:41,024
Put the gun down!
511
00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:44,945
Put the gun down!
512
00:33:44,986 --> 00:33:46,465
GUNSHOT
513
00:33:53,026 --> 00:33:54,744
TYRES SCREECH
514
00:33:59,066 --> 00:34:03,537
Jesus Christ! Oh Jesus! Oh...
515
00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:06,656
You'd better disappear!
516
00:34:25,266 --> 00:34:29,896
- You're a fucking lunatic!
- Yeah, none of this is your fault(!)
517
00:34:29,946 --> 00:34:31,937
lt's not my fucking fault!
518
00:34:33,986 --> 00:34:38,457
Do you know what's gonna happen, Tony?!
They're going to think l set them up!
519
00:34:40,626 --> 00:34:43,424
They're gonna come after me and kill me.
520
00:34:48,226 --> 00:34:51,343
They're going to kill me, Tony.
521
00:34:51,386 --> 00:34:55,015
(Hail Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners. Hail Mary...)
522
00:35:02,946 --> 00:35:04,425
Call for help.
523
00:35:16,066 --> 00:35:18,705
Mayday. Mayday!
524
00:35:20,546 --> 00:35:23,697
This is PC Stan Baltimore.
525
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:26,385
Mayday!
526
00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:28,894
Requiring urgent assistance
527
00:35:28,946 --> 00:35:31,221
to the March Road industrial estate.
528
00:35:32,986 --> 00:35:35,420
(Echoing) Say again - Mayday, Mayday!
529
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,855
This is PC Stan Baltimore
530
00:35:37,906 --> 00:35:41,581
requiring urgent assistance to
the March Road industrial estate...
531
00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:43,696
Repeat - urgent assistance...
532
00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,224
Just get here, OK?
533
00:35:49,306 --> 00:35:51,661
Vanish. Go on.
534
00:35:51,706 --> 00:35:54,220
- Where?
- Here.
535
00:35:54,266 --> 00:35:55,494
KEYS JANGLE
536
00:35:58,506 --> 00:35:59,985
Go on.
537
00:36:11,906 --> 00:36:15,057
TYRES SCREECH
538
00:36:39,346 --> 00:36:41,576
DOG TRlES TO BARK
539
00:36:49,826 --> 00:36:52,260
Money well spent!
540
00:36:59,626 --> 00:37:01,537
(Kev) No show?
541
00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,781
(Veronica) Have you tried Steve's other house?
542
00:37:03,826 --> 00:37:06,579
No, Veronica,
the thought never occurred to me(!)
543
00:37:07,906 --> 00:37:11,296
His tenants haven't seen him since Friday.
544
00:37:11,346 --> 00:37:12,301
DOG TRlES TO BARK
545
00:37:12,346 --> 00:37:14,985
- What's wrong with the dog?
-He just wants letting out!
546
00:37:15,026 --> 00:37:17,745
Yeah, but what's wrong with the dog?
547
00:37:19,466 --> 00:37:20,455
l'm going to bed.
548
00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:23,578
Tell him he'd better sleep down here
when he turns up!
549
00:37:24,466 --> 00:37:25,535
HE BARKS
550
00:37:25,586 --> 00:37:27,463
DOG TRlES TO BARK
551
00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:29,736
HE BARKS
552
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,421
He's poorly. How long's he been like this?
553
00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:53,902
- Just lost his voice.
- A dog can't lose its voice, Marty.
554
00:37:53,946 --> 00:37:56,540
He can if you pay enough...
555
00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:04,379
HE BARKS
556
00:38:21,986 --> 00:38:25,296
You knew exactly what you were doing.
557
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:26,938
You set me up as a grass.
558
00:38:26,986 --> 00:38:30,058
So that l have no option
but to trust someone like you.
559
00:38:30,106 --> 00:38:33,894
- l was trying to help.
- How was that helping?
560
00:38:33,946 --> 00:38:35,777
Fiona's best interests...
561
00:38:35,826 --> 00:38:38,704
Fuck off! One guy is dead, Tony.
562
00:38:38,746 --> 00:38:42,216
The other's going to come
screaming down the M62 with his mates
563
00:38:42,266 --> 00:38:44,575
- and take my FUCKlNG head off!
- You're safe.
564
00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,094
Ollie got lifted before
he made it back to Liverpool.
565
00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:51,738
Hard as nails
until he realised it was a murder inquiry.
566
00:38:51,786 --> 00:38:53,538
Now he's singing like a choirboy.
567
00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:55,736
Naming all his mates for a plea bargain.
568
00:38:55,786 --> 00:38:58,584
The drug squad are rounding them all up.
569
00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:03,020
So l'm safe?
570
00:39:03,066 --> 00:39:04,863
That's your debt cleared.
571
00:39:07,066 --> 00:39:09,899
He thinks l set him up, Tony.
572
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:14,019
How's he not gonna name me?
573
00:39:14,066 --> 00:39:18,742
They've issued a warrant for your arrest...
at your old address.
574
00:39:18,786 --> 00:39:20,936
They want us keeping our eyes peeled for him.
575
00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:23,739
You brainless cunt.
576
00:39:25,506 --> 00:39:27,303
You've got me and Stan as witnesses.
577
00:39:27,346 --> 00:39:29,621
We'll say you were nowhere near the incident.
578
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,145
That's just fine, isn't it?
579
00:39:32,906 --> 00:39:35,784
- What about the coke?
- What?
580
00:39:35,826 --> 00:39:38,499
Where's the coke?
581
00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:42,585
That's Bibby's coke. You said so.
582
00:39:42,626 --> 00:39:45,982
That's evidence for the drug squad.
Without that, we'd never get a conviction.
583
00:39:46,986 --> 00:39:50,217
Thanks to you,
my prints are all over those bags.
584
00:39:52,186 --> 00:39:53,175
Aren't they?
585
00:40:01,306 --> 00:40:04,742
Unless you took time to clean
every single last one of them...
586
00:40:04,786 --> 00:40:06,777
just for my benefit.
587
00:41:10,026 --> 00:41:11,505
Oh! Thank God!
588
00:41:14,786 --> 00:41:17,175
Hey, what's this?
589
00:41:17,226 --> 00:41:19,217
lt's just a favour from Tony. l...
590
00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:22,224
The police are after me.
591
00:41:22,266 --> 00:41:24,985
Everyone is.
592
00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:27,699
- What have you done?
- l can't stay here.
593
00:41:29,906 --> 00:41:32,295
l've really messed this up, Fiona!
594
00:42:22,226 --> 00:42:23,261
Put your coat on.
595
00:42:37,026 --> 00:42:39,142
You all right, Kev?
596
00:42:39,186 --> 00:42:41,859
Yeah, you look after your sister, right?
597
00:42:41,906 --> 00:42:43,339
We'll drop you at the services.
598
00:42:43,386 --> 00:42:45,775
lt's a white Renault minibus - ex-taxi.
599
00:42:45,826 --> 00:42:46,417
Where from, though?
600
00:42:46,466 --> 00:42:50,345
Brother-in-law. Five-and-a-half grand.
No time to beat him down.
601
00:42:50,386 --> 00:42:52,775
l can't believe l'm seeing this.
Ring me when you get...wherever.
602
00:42:52,826 --> 00:42:54,020
- Promise.
- Oh, God.
603
00:42:54,066 --> 00:42:56,500
We need to shift it,
or someone will wonder what we're doing here.
604
00:42:56,546 --> 00:42:58,218
Everyone, coats on!
605
00:43:00,426 --> 00:43:03,179
Thank you, mate. All right?
606
00:43:04,866 --> 00:43:06,697
(Lip) What are you doing?
607
00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:10,419
Nothing.
608
00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:12,781
Not this.
609
00:43:14,186 --> 00:43:16,256
Look, l wouldn't know what to do
anywhere else.
610
00:43:16,306 --> 00:43:20,379
lan, l know this is all my fault,
but l'm really trying.
611
00:43:20,426 --> 00:43:21,336
l'm not blaming anybody.
612
00:43:23,146 --> 00:43:24,465
l'm just not going.
613
00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:30,503
But you can't stay here on your own.
614
00:43:30,546 --> 00:43:32,298
l'm here.
HE BARKS
615
00:43:32,346 --> 00:43:34,223
Come on, we can't hang about.
616
00:43:43,026 --> 00:43:44,505
Lip!
617
00:43:44,546 --> 00:43:45,979
We'll be fine.
618
00:43:46,026 --> 00:43:49,939
Lip, Lip, please. lan, come on!
619
00:43:49,986 --> 00:43:51,783
Nobody is saying this is forever,
620
00:43:51,826 --> 00:43:55,216
this is all my fuck up
and l am truly, truly sorry, but...
621
00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:58,815
Debbie, Debbie...
622
00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:05,739
Come on, please! Just get in the van!
623
00:44:05,786 --> 00:44:07,663
Just get in the van.
624
00:44:09,626 --> 00:44:11,742
None of them know how to cook.
625
00:44:19,426 --> 00:44:21,223
Oh, my God.
626
00:44:23,586 --> 00:44:26,305
Oh, God. Oh!
627
00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:31,139
FlONA SOBS
628
00:44:31,186 --> 00:44:33,302
Oh, God.
629
00:44:33,346 --> 00:44:34,335
Fiona!
630
00:44:34,386 --> 00:44:37,219
Fiona, l can't stay!
631
00:44:38,786 --> 00:44:41,061
l can't stay!
632
00:44:41,106 --> 00:44:45,019
For God's sake, listen to me - it's not my fault!
633
00:44:45,066 --> 00:44:46,294
Well, who's fault is it, eh?
634
00:44:46,346 --> 00:44:49,622
lt's not theirs! lt's not mine!
635
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:51,577
You stupid fucking idiot!
636
00:44:51,626 --> 00:44:54,777
Why do you need so much money?
637
00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:58,057
Why does anybody need so much money?
638
00:45:13,666 --> 00:45:16,385
l'm still going.
639
00:45:18,866 --> 00:45:20,345
What?
640
00:45:21,906 --> 00:45:26,457
FlONA SOBS
641
00:45:53,946 --> 00:45:56,744
(l love you.)
642
00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:48,264
Fuck it!
643
00:46:49,786 --> 00:46:52,095
(Kev) Hey, come on. His loss.
644
00:46:53,706 --> 00:46:55,697
Come inside, sweetheart.
645
00:47:14,906 --> 00:47:17,704
Your son is charged with aggravated burglary...
646
00:47:17,746 --> 00:47:18,417
lt wasn't me!
647
00:47:18,466 --> 00:47:20,821
..and resisting arrest.
648
00:47:20,866 --> 00:47:22,936
He's saying nothing until he sees a lawyer.
649
00:47:22,986 --> 00:47:24,658
You took lan and Carl on a burglary?
650
00:47:24,706 --> 00:47:27,778
l go out for ten minutes,
and the house goes fucking ape!
651
00:48:08,866 --> 00:48:10,219
Marty!
652
00:48:10,266 --> 00:48:14,020
Best present anybody's ever bought me!
l swear to God!
653
00:48:15,546 --> 00:48:16,581
Pepe!
654
00:48:27,226 --> 00:48:28,739
Ow!
655
00:48:28,789 --> 00:48:33,339
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