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Initiating landing procedure.
Everyone on standby.
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Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
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Security checks commencing.
All personnel in position. Everyone returned from the rest room? Check.
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All little tables folded away?
ALL: Check.
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Seat belts on?
ALL: Check!
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Winkers to shut down. Landing
gear down. -Requesting landing line.
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Suggest left-hand traffic pattern,
sir, towards that landing light edifice at the end of the street.
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Applying brakes now.
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Velocity decreasing.
Revs 2,000 and dwindling.
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Pavement in sight.
Landing lights locked.
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Standby, we're attempting to stop.
Good luck, everybody.
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Handbrake engaging.
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Ignition off.
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Wow, we made a good landing!
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Well done, everyone.
OK, doors to manual. Check.
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Disembark in your own time,
gentlemen.
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What sort of godforsaken place
is this?
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This is worse than Rimmer World.
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Get out of town, this is brilliant!
This is just like where I grew up, except there's less burning cars.
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I'll find out where Mr Charles is
from that information droid.
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Salutations, fellow droid, sir.
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I'm looking for the actor
Craig Charles. Can you direct?
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Perhaps it's overheated.
Are you usually that red?
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I'm going to place this instrument
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into your voice unit
and I want you to say "aah".
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Hi, it's me. Where are you?
CRAIG CHARLES: 'In the Rovers, kid.Why?' -See you in a minute.
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Seems to be some sort
of malfunction, sirs.
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Good grief!
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Vandals have stolen the droid's
entire hard drive and stuffed envelopes through its voice unit.
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What kind of place is this?
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Let's ask in the shop.
Let me do the talking, sir.
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I've been studying the dialect.
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I'll wait outside, guard Carbug.
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Earth, man.
INHALES DEEPLY
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Smell those chip butties.
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Hiya, chuck, pal, love, sir.
We're looking...
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I mean, lewk-ing
for granny-grabbing, philandering taxi driver Lloyd Mullaney,
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as played by Craig Charles.
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Um...I think he's in the Rovers,
learning his lines.
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Is this some sort of joke?
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The Rovers?
Well, I'll stand at the bottom of our stairs and eat a barn cake.
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We were just past that,
weren't we, lads?
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MANCUNIAN ACCENT: Aye, we were,
weren't we? What a load of numpties.
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Get your keks on, lads,
we're sorted. Quality. Mint.
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Ta very much, chuck, pal, love, sir.
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See ya. Ta-ra, pet.
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Good job, chaps. We were
so authentic it was frightening.
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Oi! You'll never guess who I've just
seen. All your mates from Red Dwarf.
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They're outside. Serious?
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Yeah. They've just landed
in a little spaceship.
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It was green. Um...
What's it called?
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Listen, mate, don't mess about. I've
got loads of lines to learn. I've go a massive scene this afternoon.
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But I'm serious. I know what I saw.
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Even you were there. I was there?
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How many have you had?
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Well, I've had a couple,
but listen, I've just seen you.
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So high, ugly...
It was definitely you.
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Hi, guys. What are you doing here?
Ah, Mr Charles, sir.
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My name is Kryten.
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I am a fictitious character from
the television series Red Dwarf and we really need your help.
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Told you.
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You're the only one that can help us,
man.
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I've heard about these.
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They're called flashbacks.
Flashbacks...
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I know you don't exist.
OK, no need to rub it in!
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Just give us the address of whoever
created us and we'll jump into Starbug and be out of here.
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Starbug?!
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I just told you.
They landed outside the Kabin.
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That is OK? We're not going to get
a ticket, are we?
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You're not all here.
I know you're not all here.
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Er, he's not all here,
but the rest of us are. Yeah.
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You see, sir,
we're from an alternate dimension
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and we need answers, like,
"How many episodes do we have left?"
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Um, I know how many episodes
you've got left.
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How many? Er, one.
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It's called Back To Earth -
Part Three.
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Script due in a couple of days.
RUSTLING
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All we need from you
is an address, bud.
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We've got to speak to our creator.
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And I've got to get
back to the Priory.
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I am so glad I'm not him.
The guy's a wreck. He pretends to be somebody else all day.
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That's no way to make a living.
Smeghead.
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Visitors, sir.
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I'm surprised
you didn't find me sooner.
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It's not an easy thing
to find your creator.
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And how can he assist you?
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We want more life...
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smegger!
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A series cancellation sequence can't
be revised once it's established.
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What about all the loose ends?
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Me and Kochanski?
Getting back home?
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I grew weary of you.
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Does this mean
this is our last episode, sir?
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The light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long.
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Yeah, but the light that burns half
as bright burns four times as long.
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But the light that burns
three-quarters as bright
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burns five-eighths as long
as the light that burns a quarter as bright as the light that's gone out.
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(I'd have needed
a calculator for that.)
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The point is, gentlemen, you have
all burned so very, very brightly
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and for so very, very long.
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Just like the red dwarf star itself,
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nothing lasts forever.
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Not even...
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banks.
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What about a Kryten spin-off series?
I could be his sidekick. Or a sitcom!
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I'd even do a sitcom. Anything...
Anything to stay alive. What about a show about cats?
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That would never work. Look, what you
need is me and Kryten thrown back in time, like a new kind of Robin Hood.
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Each week, he gets captured
and is about to be burnt at the stake for witchcraft
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or just having a stupid head,
and each week I - in a different new,
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brave new way -
rescue him...bravely.
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All right, it sucks. Fair enough.
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Your deaths will be magnificent.
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Sad and beautiful.
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The shooting script.
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Let me describe it for you.
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You try to escape your destiny
and run.
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I give chase.
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Move out of my way!
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Move!
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Move! Move! Out of my way!
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Sad and beautiful.
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Blade Runner is the film
which inspired both your creation and your death. Gentlemen...
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..time to die.
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Come here! You'd kill me?!
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You're damn right we would. You know
how much you've made me suffer?
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The life you created for me,
all those cheap laughs.
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All that stuff about
Rachel the inflatable doll.
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All the jokes
about my puncture repair kit. Actually, that bit was funny.
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Sorry, carry on.
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Did you ever think how I felt?
Start writing.
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I save the day. I get a girlfriend
who's gorgeous and crazy about me.
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And before you even think of it,
after we've bonked each other senseless,
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she doesn't turn out
to be my long-lost sister. Damn.
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How did you know
I was thinking that?
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Because I know how you think.
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Now write me a happy ending
or we'll take you with us.
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You can never win.
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Accept it and die well.
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If you kill me, you moron,
you'll cease to exist.
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Haven't you been following
any of this? Aargh!
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I've been dead for ages, man -
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just sitting around,
getting old and fat.
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I never thought I had
responsibility to anyone.
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I never thought there was anyone
out there who was on my side, who wanted things to work out.
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We've got a fan club.
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They've even named
a TV station after me.
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I was never alone,
I just didn't realise it.
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Now I want more life, smegger!
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I've killed him.
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Well, we shouldn't exist.
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All I wanted was a sitcom.
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THUD!
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A sitcom in a biscuit factory -
is that really too much to ask?
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I killed him. How can I kill him?
That's not me. I don't kill people.
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You killed him
because he made you kill him, sir.
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Kryten, Page 19. "You killed him,
sir, because he made you kill him."
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It's all in here. He lied to us
about our deaths on the street.
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That was just to throw us off. He
killed us by getting us to kill him
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and now we're gonna die too because
there's no-one to keep us alive.
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He's right. In fact,
I don't think I feel too well.
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Me either. I think I'm gonna...
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Check the end, see what happens!
Oh, yeah.
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We can write our own end!
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Of course! What's written happens.
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We're free now.
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Hey, man, I feel like a god!
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I feel like I've got liquid gold
coursing through every vein in my body. Hey, we can get out of this.
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As long as we've got this,
we control the world.
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We can do whatever we want.
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I could command my own ship.
I could get Kochanski back.
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I could get some new sponges.
How come I didn't get a line?
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I just gave you one there.
I knew you'd be smegged off.
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I control everything.
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So the rest of our loaves can be one
giant hedonistic wash filfulment.
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Typos, sorry, guys.
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You really think you can write your
wee out of this? Hey, witch me, baby just witch me. He controls the world.
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He can do anything he wants.
I could, if I wanted to, do this.
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Lister, stop! That's an order!
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Aargh! This is brilliant!
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What's he doing?
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You've git to hop me stoop him, sir.
Hop me stoop him.
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Ow!
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This is absolutely awesome.
All right, next step.
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Happy ending. Back off, sir.
There's no way we can get to him.
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Whoa, whoa! I didn't type that.
Or that.
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Hey, I'm not typing this, guys.
What's happened?
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Maybe it's not the typewriter
that's controlling our world. Maybe it's something else.
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What is it with these damn things?
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Why do I keep making them? Useless.
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What actually is it, sir?
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There's something inside. Blow.
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It looks like a squid.
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Why would I be making squids?
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That something else that
controls the world, how about it's our combined subconscious?
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Like the time we were ambushed
by the Despair Squid?
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On that ocean planet.
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That thing that attacked us
years ago.
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Whoa, whoa! Hang on a minute.
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Are you saying the creature in the
water tank, the one that inked us, was another Despair Squid?
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Cos I don't feel despair.
I feel...elation, joy.
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I've felt great since I got here.
In here, I'm somebody.
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It's made me want to live again.
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Ssh, footsteps! Do you hear them?
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Kochanski!
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I can smell her perfume!
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I can get her back again -
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kids, everything I've ever wanted.
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But in the real world, sir,
you'll be dying.
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This isn't real. It'll feel real.
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Not in your heart.
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I've got no option, Krytie.
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This is the only chance I've got
of getting her back again.
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Miss Kochanski's not dead, sir.
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Those kids were right?!
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I-I-I lied to you, sir.
She dumped you.
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I was trying to protect you.
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She's out there somewhere.
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She's in here somewhere as well.
In fact she's right behind that door. In this world, she loves me.
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In fact, in this world, she's gonna
love me until the moment I die.
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She's not real. Nobody's perfect.
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Look, I'm becoming transparent.
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I'm returning to reality.
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Me too. Sir!
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I've got to stay.
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What the hell happened there?
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I need diagrams and pointy arrows.
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Best guess,
our natural defences fought back.
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Our previous encounter
with the creature must have strengthened our antibodies.
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Which gave us the option
to choose between realities.
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This one or the one that started
when Kremlin Kate showed up.
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What if monkey boy
chooses not to fight this?
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Then he won't be coming out.
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'I've gotta stay.'
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It seems you're undecided about
which reality you wish to live in.
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I'm mulling it over.
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Would you mind if
I asked you a question?
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Shoot.
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In your dreams, did you kiss me?
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Was it good?
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I never wanted to wake up.
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Then don't.
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Where are you going?
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I have to leave and get you back.
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The real me?
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You'll never get me.
I'm way out of your league!
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I thought that, too, but I was wrong.
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You were right.
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Nah, I'm pretty cool.
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I don't take any smeg.
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And even though I'm disgusting,
sometimes I can be quite brave.
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You'll never get me. Yeah...
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I will.
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I mean, explain this -
how can me getting everything I've ever wanted be caused by despair ink?
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Analysis of the creature, sir,
suggests it's a female.
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Male squid, female squid -
what's the difference?
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Females can do ten squidy things
at once, but not so good at reversing round rocks?
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The male defence system
is an ink that produces despair.
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It seems that the female ink
causes the opposite.
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What? It gives you joy?
That's like attacking something that retaliates by giving you
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an Indian head massage or an
aromatherapy luxury nail treatment.
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What kind of crazy
defence mechanism is that?
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It's an ingenious one, sir,
because it means you stop attacking it. Yeah.
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And while you're all happy-clappy,
she scarpers, right?
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Precisely, sir.
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How did she get on board?
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I kinda brought her.
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Years ago, from that ocean planet.
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♪ I'm gonna eat you, little fishy
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♪ Cos I like little fish. ♪
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Then she escaped.
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I knew you guys would get mad
so I didn't say nothing.
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Boy, has she grown.
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So what's gonna happen to her?
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I'm thinking sushi-time.
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I'm thinking we drop her off
at the nearest ocean moon - make some happy sea life.
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What's gonna happen to
everybody in the reality we left -
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the guys all watching us on TV?
They'll continue
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to exist as a consequence
of us creating them in our hallucination, sir.
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It's quantum mechanics.
Every decision that's made creates a new universe,
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as do all dreams
and hallucinations.
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It's multiverse 101.
But those sad suckers will live out the rest of their lives
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convinced they're the real ones
and we're characters from a TV show.
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And if you told them the truth,
you know what they'd probably do?
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Laugh. Yeah.
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They probably would.
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♪ It's cold outside
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♪ There's no kind of atmosphere
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♪ I'm all alone, more or less
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♪ Let me fly far away from here
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♪ Fun, fun, fun
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♪ In the sun, sun, sun
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♪ I want to lie
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♪ Shipwrecked and comatose
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♪ Drinking fresh mango juice
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♪ Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
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♪ Fun, fun, fun
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♪ In the sun, sun, sun
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♪ Fun, fun, fun
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♪ In the sun, sun, sun. ♪
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