All language subtitles for Partners s01e05 Jurist Prudence.eng

Okay, Michael.

Potential juror number four.

I don't like him. Bad hair. Big pores.

- And you know what they say.
- What do they say?

Oh, I was asking if you knew. Proceed.

Opposing counsel believes that just
because he's an investment banker,

he will vote in favor of the corporation

even though their paint is toxic.

They are mistaken in this notion.

Notice the slight puffiness under the eyes,

the tender redness around the nose

indicating he has...

Allergies which makes him...

- Sympathetic to our case.
- Sympathetic to... case.

- Yes. We're like this.
- Yes.

Yes, except, uh...

That's me.

Ah. What's this?

People in Chicago who don't hate you yet?

(Chuckles) No.

These are the people
who are going to help me

to eviscerate my arch Nemesis...

Marion Phillips.

Is she the one that gave you that haircut?

Marion is a man. I lost
my first big case to him.

He's also a giant in the
world of jury selection.

He not only won the case, he also won
my alligator briefcase in a side bet.

Well, it's time for payback.

I'm going to beat him at his own game.

So you think handpicking a
jury guarantees you a win?

Absolutely. Of course,
there are always anomalies.

For example,

I could never do enough
to convince this man.

He's Polish.

I don't know why, but for some reason,

Polish men find me irritating.

Believe me, it's not just Polish men.

(Theme music plays)

- (Sighs)
- Laura, what's wrong?

I've never seen your
mouth in the down position.

You know that job I took at
the makeup counter at the mall?

Well, someone wrote a really
nasty review about me online.

Why? To know you is to love you.

I know, right? I only took this job

because I wanted to make women
feel better about themselves.

And to get the in-store discount.

Ooh, nasty review.

You got bitch slapped.

"That new girl Laura

must have learned her makeup technique

- at a funeral home."
- Ouch.

"I left there looking like a
drag queen in clown college."

- Ouch.
- "But worst of all,

her endless chatter is like verbal Ambien.

Warning... stay away."

Signed Cirque du So-Ugly."

I don't even know who this woman is.

A lot of ugly people came in.

She's just some troll spewing "haterade."

But what if I am self-absorbed?

What if I do talk too much?

What if I do bore people?

- I'm sorry. Laura,�did you say something?
- (Sighs)

Laura, you can't let this woman
make you feel bad about yourself.

That's what your family's for.

Well, what should I do?

I don't know. Get mad.

- Hit back.
- No.

I'm going to take this
as a learning experience.

The universe is sending me a message

and I just have to figure out what it is.

Hmm.

A load of crap is what it is.

It's been a while since
I've taken on a bully.

I'm guessing... never.

Laura is just too sweet
to stand up for herself.

Luckily, she has a friend

with a razor-sharp wit to do it for her.

"Dear Sourpuss."

Whoa. Going right for the jugular, huh?

- Too mean?
- Viscous.

Good.

Excuse me.

But is this your sojourner truth tote bag?

Are you really trying to use
black history to pick up a woman?

Well, it works all the time on white women.

- I can't.
- No, I'm kidding.

I was just looking for
an excuse to talk to you.

Guess I struck out.

Not totally.

I'm Prudence.

Hey, Prudence. I'm Marcus.

So Marcus is honest,

culturally aware, and, um, handsome.

Anything I'm missing?

Well, he's free, single,

and ready to mingle.

- Okay, now I really can't.
- Oh, come on.

(Scoffs) Okay, okay. I'm just kidding.

I mean, but another line
like that and I'm gone.

All right, how about this...
do you have time for coffee?

Marcus, forget the coffee.

Make it drinks and make it tonight.

Drinks tonight. I'll see you tonight.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

My man Allen. What's up, partner?

- How you doing?
- What are you smiling about?

Hey, I just got a date
with a beautiful woman.

Allen, the old me is back.

Well, I like this new old you.

Ain't nothing like a pretty
woman to make a man feel good.

And I feel good.

Say, how about using some of that swagger

and take second chair on this case for me?

Marion is burying me in paperwork.

It's not enough for him just to win,

he wants to use his colossal
presence just to crush my spirit.

Hello, Braddock. You back for more?

- Marion.
- (Chuckling)

Hang on. This is your arch Nemesis?

You remember this?

You beat me once and that was 20 years ago.

Really? It feels like only yesterday.

No, wait... it feels like next week.

So long, Braddock.

I hate that guy.

I can't wait to cut him down to size.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I hate him, too.

Count me in on this case.

You think he's mean,

wait till you meet his little brother.

Veronica, I'm in trouble.

Cirque du So-Ugly's gone on a bloodlust.

- You're still at it?
- I simply posted

that Laura did a great job
on my girlfriend's makeup.

Look what she wrote back.

"Dear Magic Mike."

Magic Mike?

My nom de plume.

You know, 'cause everybody's always saying

how I look like Channing Tatum.

Michael, more people have told
me I look like Channing Tatum.

You do.

"Dear Magic Mike,

if you're satisfied with the
work Laura did on your girlfriend,

then I'm guessing your girlfriend
is inflatable and deaf."

That's when I suggested she do something...

Suppositorally with an eyelash curler.

And it just got uglier, didn't it?

Yeah, she hit me with this.

"How can you even see
your girlfriend's face

with your head so far up your own ass?"

Yeah, buddy, you're getting smoked.

I need a really good
comeback to shut her up.

Okay. What we need is someone
who traffics in cruelty.

Someone who is totally viscous

and has no sense of conscious whatsoever.

Do I know anyone that evil?

I don't understand why Tiffany
has to cancel the party.

Her mom is the one with the tumor, not her.

So rude.

What?

Lizzie, I need your help.

Some troll slandered Laura online
and now she's going after me.

- Thank you could...
- Please.

I had my guidance counselor
back in rehab after two tweets.

Kids pay me to bully bullies.

Hmm. Okay.

Someone who is this upset about
makeup is insecure about their looks.

So that's our in.

Whoa, Lizzie.

Even on the Internet, I
don't think you can say that.

I'm not. Magic Mike is.

You just got to out-crazy crazy.

There.

That ought to put Cirque
du So-Ugly on mute.

The dark force is strong in that one.

(Gasps) The keyboard is actually hot.

(Chuckles) Is it good?

Go ahead. What you think, huh?

Is it the shirt?

- You hate the shirt.
- No, no, no. It's fine.

Fine? I don't want to just be fine.

I want to be fine.

Okay, okay. Just relax.
Let me tell you why.

- Tonight doesn't matter.
- What are you talking about?

I've been where you are. The first
date after divorce does not matter.

- What kind of pep talk is that?
- It's one you need to hear.

You know how when you eat pistachios,
you suddenly get a bad one,

you got to eat a whole bunch more just to
get rid of that bitter taste in your mouth?

Yeah.

Well, your first wife
is like that bad pistachio

and this date is really
like the first nut of many

that's going to help
to cleanse your pallet.

A dry run for your future.

I just want to go out and have a good time

with a lovely lady, man.

- And that's all your expecting?
- That's all I want.

Then that is a great shirt.

Hey. Right on time. Come on in.

Wow. You look great.

What, this old thing?

This old thing.

But you look amazing.

- How you doing?
- I'm just fine.

Yes, you are fine.

But I asked how you doing?

You should sit down.

I mean, you must be tired
after dragging that line

all the way from the last century.

I'm a big believer in recycling.

(Laughs)

I thought we were going out.

Oh, why don't you let me do the thinking?

- I like that thought.
- Good.

Because I was just thinking

I wanted to get one thing out of the way.

What's that?

Mm. Mmmm.

That's a good pistachio.

(Laughs) What are you talking about?

Nothing. I just wasn't
expecting all of this.

- Did you want me to stop?
- No. Not at all.

(Creaking)

- (Sighs)
- Well, well, well.

The walk of shame.

Ain't no walk of shame here, buddy.

- So you had a good time last night.
- I sure did.

We connected. And then we connected again.

And we disconnected

and reconnected someplace else.

You got that one out of the way.

All right, it's time
to get ready for court.

Out of the way? Oh, no, no, no.

She's the one.

Wait, wait. What are you talking about?

Prue and I, man, we're perfect together.

Prue? You're already abbreviating her name?

This is special.

We talked about this.

No, you've talked about this.

By definition, this is just a rebound.

No, this is a slam dunk.

Now I know what I'm feeling
and I know what she's feeling.

We don't give a damn what you're feeling.

And I'm all... and I'm all...

Yeah.

Hold it right there, Magic Mike.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I have 386 new comments online.

People hate me. What did you do?

Veronica helped.

Laura, in our defense,

I don't know what Michael was thinking.

I signed on to defend you,

but that horrible circus
freak wouldn't let it go.

So we turned Lizzie on her and all that did

was provoke the whack jobs on her side.

And then it went back and
forth and at some point,

Donald Trump chimed in promoting
his new Hotel and Casino in Macau.

Well, it's suddenly clear to me

what the universe was so
harshly trying to teach me...

not to confide in you two...

Bad pennies.

Sorry, but you guys deserved that.

Both: Ouch.

- Marion.
- Braddock.

Brave of you to come.

Excuse me while I make myself comfortable.

You're going down, Marion.

Bailiff, please bring in the jury.

(Door opens)

Allen, you ever been
so in love with a woman

that you see her face everywhere you go?

- Not really, no.
- Me neither.

We got to talk.

I can't have my new girlfriend on the jury.

- Your girlfriend?
- Yeah, Prudence.

Juror number three.

We got to come clean.

I got a better idea.

No.

- It's a conflict of interest.
- I don't care.

All I care about is beating Marion.

I have waited years for my revenge.

I'm ahab and he's my great White Whale.

You're being irrational.

Oh, I'm being irrational?

You just met this woman and
she's already your girlfriend.

This jury is going to rule in our favor.

- We can win without her.
- No, we can't.

The first alternate
juror is the Polish guy.

I lose Prudence, it's over.

Same here.

What are you talking about?

Look, this woman thinks
I'm an honest guy, okay?

We can't start the
relationship off with a lie.

Okay, all right.

Maybe we can both win.

She didn't see you.

You met her before she
was selected for jury duty.

So it's just not illegal.

Just give me two weeks and
the two of you can go off

and have all the life-affirming
sex that you want.

It's not about legal or illegal.

It's unethical.

But, you, you go on in
and do what you want to do.

Thank you. I will.

Well, Mr. Braddock, is everything all right

or shall we stare at the
door for another five minutes?

My apologies, Your Honor.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

we intend to prove that our
client was wronged by the...

Counselor?

Terribly sorry, Your Honor,

but I'm afraid we have
a conflict of interest.

I have to request that we
excuse juror number three.

Oh...

Well, looks like somebody's
got a "Prudie-call."

And dinner.

Hey, look, Allen. I appreciate
you doing the right thing.

Well, I hope tonight's worth it.

It will be.

- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.

- Maybe tomorrow night.
- Yeah.

Allen, I heard what you did for my son.

You're welcome.

For what? You're a fool.

(Chuckles) You need some
work on your compliments.

Look, we know Marcus leads with his heart,

but you're supposed to be the
closer. The killer in this firm.

- Yeah.
- So why would you jeopardize a big case

just because he's got his nose
wide-open over some girl he just met?

No, Marcus was right.

It was unethical.

Please, never tell him I said that.

You got it, Killer.

Nose wide-open?

What the hell does that mean?

Thank you so much for doing what you did.

It was the right thing to do.

No, I mean getting me out of jury duty.

My pleasure.

Look, you know, I figure after dinner,

we can go by and meet my family.

- Meet... meet the family?
- Yeah.

Since we a thing now,

I want to introduce my girl
to the other women in my life.

- Marcus, um...
- Now, look.

Mama, she can be a little tough, you know,

but she'll come around.

You cold? You just shuddered.

Marcus, we need to talk.

What happened with Prudence?

Turns out I was her bad pistachio.

Well, look at it this way,

at least you got your
rebound out of the way.

Thank you.

You still working?

Of course.

As God is my witness...

As God is my witness,

I will have my revenge on Marion.

Be it this trial or the next,

he will feel the piercing sting

of my legal harpoon.

Have you been drinking?

Yes, I have.

Would you care to join me?

I could use one.

And I...

Could still use someone
in that second chair.

You got it.

(Hisses)

Laura, we're sorry about butting in.

You're an adult now. We should have
let you handle your own problem.

And I think you will see how
undeserved those comments were.

Ready?

Sweet Jesus!

She looks great.

I know, right?

Sweet Jesus!

I... I look great.

You know what? I don't think
that they appreciate my talents.

I'm going to quit that job.

- Good.
- You go, girl. Right now.

Right now!

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