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Crap.

Oh! Yuck!

Morning

Hey.
Adam.

I gotta talk to you.
Not now. I'm lte for work.

Well you two still are family.
You wanna hear some news.

Yeah. Do you want
some more gossip.

Yes. I would love some.

So much hospitality from your daughter.
Where would she have learned that from?

You know that you would be lecturing
on social conventions is a laugh.

After killing myself, all summer,
flying back and forth from New York.

Jasmine and Jabbar are visiting me.!

That''s great.

- When does that happen?
- Friday.

- Crosby, Jabbar's coming.
- He is.

That's so cool.
Can I have a playdate with him?

- Yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...

- I'm excited too.
- I know. I'm on fire.

Let's celebrate.
How about a hug?

You want to...

You...Oddly beautiful
stranger in the kitchen?

This is Gaby.

Oh, famous Gaby.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Oh, I'll--I'll help you.
It's social.

I can get a sticker.
Oh, okay.

I don't want
to pass that up.

Um, it's kind of weird

that we haven't met yet,
don't you think?

Crosby, Crosby, Crosby,
Crosby, Crosby, sit down.

Maybe--maybe Jabbar could even,
you know, have a sleepover.

Are you good at sleepovers?

I've never--
I've never had one before,

but it's--it's probably worth
a lot of stickers,

be--because it's extremely
social, right?

Yeah, it is
extremely social.

Yes!
Okay, okay.

All right, then.

- Seven letters.
- Moisten.

Hey, ma.

Adam, your father's
in the barn.

Listen, I got to get to work.
I got a crisis.

We've got a leak,
and he's gonna fix it himself.

Oh, God.

Remember when he
changed out the fuse box?

Three-alarm fire
and $5,000 later...

Okay, all right, I'll stop
over on my way in, okay?

Oh, thanks, sweetie.
You're the best.

Zeek, why don't you wait
till Adam gets here?

Why would I wait for Adam
to get here when I'm perfectly--

because I asked you to.

Camille, look,
I'm not gonna be stopped

from fixing a leak
in my own house

because some...

I hear you.

And I see you.

And I'm breathing.

- You're out of luck.
- Yeah?

Yeah. Too bad.

Hey!

Did I come from a vagina?

Where'd you hear that?

Did I?

Um...

Yeah, you did.
Um...

Wow. Did you come
out of a vagina too?

Do you want ice cream?

Ice cream sounds like
such a great idea.

Did you?

Okay...

I did.

I did as well.
How about you?

Um, bug, I don't think
we're gonna have this conver--

yeah. Yeah, I came
from a vagina.

Wow, our whole family came
from vaginas.

Katelyn, our whole family came
from vaginas!

She's so smart.

Oh, my God.
Adam, the roof is caving in.

It's like 2012 in there.
What are you gonna do about it?

I really don't have time
to take a look at it, okay?

Just tell mom I stopped by.

And if it's a simple leak,
he can fix it, okay?

But if it's a serious
plumbing issue,

don't let him anywhere near it.
I know that.

- Hey, Adam.
- You need me to take a look?

No, you better get to work.

You don't want to give Gordon
any ammo.

Ammo? What is that
supposed to mean?

Hey...

You said that he was coming down
hard at you at work.

I didn't say he was
coming down on me at work.

Oh, please, Adam,
come on.

You know how
the corporate world works.

Gordon's the boss,
and you're just a serf, son.

You know what happens to serfs--
they get beheaded.

- Where do you get this stuff?
- Just don't even rise to the--

- go sell some shoes, son.
- Listen to me.

Okay, you are better
at making repairs

than anybody I know, okay?

So can you just deal
with this for me?

You almost even got
through that without laughing.

I will, but I have
a job interview today.

And--and I'm excited
about it...

Okay, I get it.
You need a job.

Okay, and I have a bunch of
people who are depending on me

to keep their jobs, so I need
to generate new product.

I've got to go.

Hey, I thought you were
helping your grandfather.

I asked you to do that
a half hour ago.

No, I can't find
my shoes.

You can't find
your shoes?

- No.
- Excuse me.

Do you have anything
for cramps?

I am, like, having a heavy--
all right, that's enough.

Where are your shoes?
Why is nobody wearing shoes?

Oh, my God.
You know what you should invent?

Like, a shoe lojack,

like, a beeper thing,
you know,

that you have a clicker,
and the shoe beeps,

and that way you can find it.

Mothers all over America
would love it so much.

I would love it.
Just--that's annoying.

All right, I got to go.
I'll see you later.

Okay, but wait.
What did you think of my idea?

Lojack shoe.

I am gonna put that
in my idea file.

Ho! Ho, ho!

Whoo-hoo!
Oh, boy, I got to go.

Okay, got to go!
The baby's gushing!

It's just a leak, though.
I can take care of it.

You know, you might want
to call Joel

for help on this one.

He's a professional.
Adam!

Will you take me
for some pizza?

No, they outlawed pizza
since you left.

- What?
- Yeah.

It was making people's hair
fall out.

- What--
- I'm just kidding you.

Of course I'll take you
to pizza.

I love going to pizza,
because--

Jabbar.
Sorry, sweetie.

Say good-bye to your dad.
We got to go.

Okay, wait.
Hey, how would you feel

about having a little sleepover
at your cousin Max's house?

Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

All right.
And then maybe your mother and I

can have a little
much-needed alone time.

Whoo-hoo!
Hey, honey, we got to go.

Sweetie, you got
to bend down more.

I can't see you.
Hey.

We got to go.
Okay.

Well, it's the arranged time,
though, so...

I know, but I've got
a thousand things to do

before the weekend, so...

Well, I miss you guys.

I can't wait to see you.
Miss you too.

Aah! There's a monster
on my computer screen!

Braverman.

Hey, Gordon,
listen, I'm really sorry.

I just got caught up
in a family situation.

Come on in.
Let's talk about that.

Great.

You know, I had to Dash
over to my parents' house

'cause they have
this gigantic leak

in their guesthouse,
where my sister's staying, so...

I'm just--the point is,
I know I've missed

a lot of work lately--
you know my situation with Max.

But summers are always
a little crazy,

and, you know,
school's back next week.

Adam, we're very different.

Yeah. Agreed.

I mean, I've got a condo
in Nob Hill.

You've got a real home
in Berkeley.

I have a sailboat in Sausalito.
You drive a minivan.

I've had a slew
of tantalizing relations,

and you--
you've got Katherine.

Uh, Kristina, but, yeah.

Listen, Adam,
I just need to know

that your personal issues
are not going to, you know,

interfere with work.

Gordon, come on,
this company

has my complete
and undivided attention.

Listen, I have a family.
I have other things going on.

But even when I'm away
from here,

I'm always thinking
about the company, you know?

I am always thinking.

For example?

Well, you know, this morning
when I was driving to work,

I had this idea, okay?

Now, it might be a terrible
idea, but I was thinking about--

you know how kids
are always losing their shoes?

Well, they are.
It's a--it's a universal thing.

Uh, I was thinking about...

A kids shoe with a clicker.

Kid loses his shoe.
You push the clicker.

It beeps.
You find it--

whether it's, you know,
under the bed,

it's in the closet,
in the garage.

Click, bzzz, bam...

Shoe.

You thought of this?

Yes.

Are you kidding me?

That's great. I love it.
It's brill.

We got to move.

All right, so you want me
to get on this?

Yes. Right away.
Are you kidding?

All right, I'm on it.

- I love it.
- Great.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
By the way,

this whole thing
with the leak

at your parents' house...
Yeah.

Next time, call a plumber.

♪ May God bless
and keep you always ♪

♪ and may your wishes
all come true ♪

♪ may you always do
for others ♪

♪ and let others do for you ♪

♪ may you build a ladder
to the stars ♪

♪ and climb on every rung ♪

♪ and may you stay ♪

♪ forever young ♪

♪ may you grow up
to be righteous ♪

♪ may you grow up
to be true ♪

♪ may you always know
the truth ♪

♪ and see the lights
surrounding you ♪

♪ may you always be
courageous ♪

♪ stand upright
and be strong ♪

♪ and may you stay ♪

♪ forever young ♪

♪ may you stay ♪

♪ forever young ♪

♪ Parenthood 2x01 ♪
I Hear You, I See You Original Air Date on September 14, 2010

Ooh, italian--that's good
for an interview, right?

Well, yeah, yeah.

You don't need a blazer
with this outfit at all.

No, no, I want to look
really corporate.

I want to look
really serious.

It actually looks better
than this one.

Oh, let me see that one
again, though.

Um, no, no.

- Okay, I'm gonna wear this one.
- No.

I like it. Please?

It makes me feel corporate
and serious.

Good. Wonderful.

Joel, thank you so much
for dealing with dad.

- Oh, yeah.
- And good luck.

You know, you can't actually
let him do anything.

You can't let him make
any decision.

You have to make
every decision.

But you have
to make him think

that all the decisions
you're making are his.

- That's so important.
- Ooh, I like this.

Do you like this?

How exactly am I supposed
to do all the work

and make him think
he's doing it?

Only you can figure
that one out.

Yeah, figure it out.
Thank you so much.

You are the greatest, babe.

You are
the greatest, babe.

Okay, can I borrow
your purse too?

'Cause it's blue,
and it kind of matches.

Do you mind?
You have a million of them.

- No, no. Would you--
- awesome.

I love you. You're the best.
I love you.

Do I look like the assistant
to the assistant manager

of Christy's clothes--
"clothes for real people"?

- Absolutely. Yep.
- Spot on.

I have a really
good feeling about this.

Thank you, guys.

- See ya.
- Bye. Good luck.

Last question--
leading cause

of teenage death
in America?

Uh, what is
automobile accidents?

Bingo.
You got it right.

Okay, let me tally these up
real quick.

49 out of 50--
I missed one.

- You missed one.
- I missed one.

Can I drive now?

Of course, honey,
you can drive.

- Oh, great.
- That's why we're here.

Hold on a second, though.
What?

Just--patience, okay?

I'm just putting the car
in gear.

Fine, put the car into gear
and keep your foot

firmly depressed on the--
now I can go.

Let go of my leg.
Let go--let go of my leg!

- Brake!
- Stop it!

Okay!

I didn't know
if I was going or stopping.

You have got to listen to me.

This is our fourth lesson.

Are we gonna get
on the road ever?

I don't know.

All right...

You know something,
I really appreciate

you taking the time
to do this, Joel.

I mean, I know
you're not doing anything

now that Sydney's back
at school.

Yeah, just popping
those bonbons.

You know what
I don't believe in?

- What's that?
- Roofers.

You invite 'em
into your house

to do all this crap work,
and then you end up paying.

You don't even know
what they're doing.

That's a good point.

Whoa. Whoa.

That beam is totally rotted.

You got that right.

There's no--

there's no tar paper
between the roof and the Wood.

Who--who did this?

That'd be me.

That's quality work, huh?

I mean, I couldn't afford
tar paper at the time.

- Yeah. Yeah, well...
- I did what I could.

Sure.
Yeah.

Look, Joel,
I know that you've dabbled

in some home repair.

I'm a licensed contractor.

- So here's the deal, Joel.
- Mm-hmm.

I built this
with my own two hands.

I converted it from a garage
into a guesthouse.

So I'll be calling the shots.
That gonna be okay with you?

Wouldn't have it
any other way, Zeek.

And I want you to know
there's a six-pack in it for you

when you're done.

Nice to see you.
What's going on?

Um, well,
I'm riding my bike.

So mom doesn't want me
to ever drive

is what I'm getting from her.

Yeah. Still not out
of the parking lot, huh?

No, we're not even close.

And I just would love
for you to reconsider

teaching me how to drive.

I'm really busy at work,
and we can't change.

This is something your mother--
she's gonna feel like--

you know, she's gonna
take it personally.

Dad, it's--
it's ridiculous.

It's like--
I'll show you.

If you are me
and you're driving--

and so we're both in the car.
Put your hands on the wheel.

- All right.
- Put your hands on the wheel.

Make sure--
no, ten and two. Ten and two!

- Okay, ten and two.
- Yeah. No.

Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that.

Yeah, you're being
your mother--I see, okay.

I'm driving.
So you're driving.

Now slowly put your foot
on the, uh, gas pedal.

Whaa!
What are you doing?

That's mom.

Huh. What?

Show me that you recognize
this--I know you know it.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Dad, do you guys have, like,

some stupid agreement
about not acknowledging

each other's flaws?

Yeah.
It's called marriage.

Braverman, I ran
the beeper-shoe concept by--

yeah. Hey, Gordon,
you remember my daughter.

- Hi.
- Oh, of course.

How are you?
Emily, right?

Ah. Hey.

It's Haddie.
Haddie.

Oh.

Haddie. I'm sorry.
That's okay.

Hey, do you need me
to come in the office?

'Cause she was just gonna leave
in a minute.

We're just having
a family crisis,

but we have ten a day, so...
Haddie--

she's being hyperbolic.
That's not true.

Well, I don't mean to break up
another family crisis.

Um, I'll be
in my office, okay?

I'll be over
as soon as I can.

It's good
to see you again, Edie.

- Did he just say "edie"?
- Yeah, he did.

Listen, I will talk
to your mother--we'll fix it.

We'll get you out
of the parking lot, okay?

- Okay. Thank you.
- All right.

Bye. Nice to see you.
Stop by anytime.

Be afraid for my life.

Braverman.

I'm coming in, Gordon.

All right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, you know, let me--

let me cut the water off
before you--

no, we don't need that.

Hey, come on, I know
what I'm doing here.

Aah.
Aah!

Shut it off.
Shut it off, Joel!

Come on, man!
That's a great idea.

Damn it!
Come on!

Hey, we got good pressure!

Where is it?

I don't know.
It's down there somewhere.

- You built this!
- Oh, God.

Our father's going
completely insane.

Well, he's always been
this way.

Should we do something?

Trust Joel.

I guess.

Hey, how'd
that, uh, job interview go?

- Great. Fantastic.
- Really?

No. They didn't seem
to be impressed

by my 12 years of waitressing
at Nick's pub.

Listen, Sarah, you know,

you're gonna find something
eventually,

and you're just gonna forget
about this...

Period.

This period which has lasted
for 38 years?

I hope so.

Hey, you know,
that idea you had

about the shoe-clicker thing?

You sold it?
We made a million dollars?

No, not--not exactly.

But I did bring the idea up
to my boss.

- And he fired you?
- Mm-mm.

No, he liked it, actually.

- No.
- Yeah.

And I think that, uh,
you know,

we're gonna maybe develop
the idea.

- No, not really.
- Yeah.

Look, we develop
a lot of ideas,

and a lot of them end up
going nowhere, but--

no, no, I know,
but that's amazing.

Oh, my God!

So...

Uh, you know, thank you.

- Yeah!
- Yeah.

All right, listen,
I got to go.

I got to get back
to the wife and kids.

So I'll--
I'll see you later.

Well, hey, I mean,
so, you know, good luck with it.

Thanks.

Thanks.

I need cucumbers...

Hey, Haddie stopped
by the office today.

She did?

She said that you guys
still haven't made it

out of the parking lot?
What's that?

Honey,
you're cutting that wrong.

The skin has to be
completely off of that--

I'm doing it fancy,
like this.

You have to take all
of the "stripeys" off.

- Why?
- Max won't eat it.

- He'll eat it.
- No, he won't.

Listen, honey,
all I'm saying is that

when I learned how to drive,
my dad took me out

on the road
the very first day.

Right, Zeek just threw you
to the wolves.

That's a big shocker.
Absolutely.

First day, wasn't a problem.

I haven't had a single
moving violation in my life.

Really? Are you criticizing
my driving record?

Because I'm pretty good.
I'm just saying

that we should try to get Haddie
out on the road.

Absolutely.
I will take her out on the road

when she's ready.

Listen, honey,
I know that this is hard.

Our 16-year old daughter
is learning how to drive.

It's not the easiest thing
in the world to accept.

This is not about me
right now--it's about her.

I will take her out
when she's ready.

She's not ready.
Trust me.

Okay.

You need to--
look...

- He's gonna eat 'em like that.
- No, he's not.

So it starts out as an egg.

And once the egg
gets fertilized,

it develops into a baby.

It's one
of life's greatest miracles.

That make, uh--
make sense?

Wait, so how does the egg
get fertilized?

It happens.

- It just magically happens?
- Yeah.

Sydney, the dad--

the dad fertilizes it.

The dad?

Yeah, it's the dad's job.

Daddy, you brought
the fertilizer?

Yep.

Well, how'd you get
the fertilizer into the egg?

I think we should have
ice cream today.

I want to know how you did it!

Well...

The dad has what's called...
Julia...

The dad has
what's called a penis.

And...

He uses the penis
to fertilize the egg.

And the fertilizer
is called sperm.

And, uh...
Where does it happen?

Does the egg come out,
or does the sperm go in?

I'm gonna have
a mint chocolate chip.

Dad's gonna have a sundae.

- That sounds great.
- Yep.

It's a million-dollar idea.

No, it isn't.
It's not even an id--whole idea.

It just was off the top
of my head.

That's a game changer, Sarah.
That's what that is.

Dad, really?
No.

Dad, you know what?
They're not even gonna use it

or do anything with it.

Don't think like that!
Sweetheart, you have a gift.

I don't have a gift.

I have a kid
who can't find his shoes.

Excuse me.
Oh, honey, listen...

Sweetheart, I love you,
but you got to quit doing that.

Doing what?

Well, belittling yourself,
sweetheart.

It's--it's
a defense mechanism.

Zeek, come on.

She hasn't even had
her coffee yet.

All I'm trying to do
is just tell her

she should value
her ideas, Camille.

Yes, I can hear that.

And I'm trying to say that
you should let Sarah and Adam

manage their own lives.

But all I'm trying to do
is just instill

a little bit of confidence--

I hear you.

And I see you, sweetheart.

I'll be in my studio.

Dad?

- Hmm?
- Are you my dad?

- Yeah.
- Is that marriage counseling?

- Yeah.
- Wow!

150 bucks an hour.

I don't understand a damn word
the guy is saying.

All right?
Is that why you cut the hair?

- That's why I cut my hair.
- Very impressive, dad.

Good job.
I wanted to look softer.

Do I look softer,
a little?

Yes?

Okay, honey,
if you give yourself credit,

then other people will start
giving you credit too.

All right?
Okay.

And the point is
I think you could be

a part of the process
of this whole shoe thing.

There is no process.
It's Adam's job.

And if he wanted my help,
he could ask me--

how the hell is he gonna know
if you don't tell him?

You got to tell him
you want to be involved.

I don't know, dad.

I don't think
he would love it, anyway.

And thank you for your advice,

but I don't really need it.

I'm a grown-up,
and I will take care of it.

And just--I'm sorry
I even brought it up.

Aw, hey--sweetheart,
now, I hear you, I see you.

That gives me the creeps.

I'm going to stop
at the stop sign.

- Just relax.
- I'm stopping right here.

You're not listening
to me at all.

I'm listening to you.
I'm stopped.

I'm the one with the driver's
license. You're not.

Now do your counting.

One cranberry,
two cranberry...

If somebody toots like that,
don't get frazzled.

Okay, now, proceed.
Make a right.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm making a right.
I'm making a right.

Wait!

- Hey, dad...
- Do not blame me, okay?

Don't blame this all
on me, okay?

You have to take a little bit
of responsibility.

You were the one
behind the wheel.

If it was just me
behind the wheel,

I would have been calm.
We had an accident.

What do you mean
you had an accident?

Did anybody get hurt?

We didn't have
an accident.

Well, I'm a little hurt.

We're lucky to be standing here
right now, actually.

- Do not make this into a thing.
- It is a thing.

- You're exaggerating.
- I'm not exaggerating.

You don't listen to me.

Okay, hey, hey,
what happened to my car?

Tell him what happened.
Go ahead.

You're gonna laugh.

You're gonna laugh.
You're gonna laugh hard.

I swiped the mirror.
That's it.

That's it?
Just the side mirror?

That's it.
That's absolutely it.

What do you mean,
"that's it"?

I mean, that's it.
That is reality.

The whole thing is--

honey, it's just the mirror.

You should be the one
to teach me. Maybe I was right.

You know what?
Thanks for bringing it up.

I hate the fact
that you go behind my back

and ask your dad to teach you.

I'm your driver's license coach.
Well, you're so crazy

that you think you're a coach.
Don't ever call me crazy.

Let dad be my coach.

I will never let you

convince me to take her
on the road ever again.

She's not ready.
Dad.

- What?
- Are you guys

having an argument?
No, no.

Well, it sounds like you are.

I think you're definitely
having an argument.

We're not having
an argument.

Just let me--
let me talk to her.

It sounds
like you're having an argument.

Tell mom to count backwards
from 30

and to take deep breaths.
Okay.

They're good
coping mechanisms.

Hey, Miles.

I think Haddie's
still mad at mom.

- I'm gonna kill you.
- And she wants to kill me.

- Hey, Kristina.
- What?

I love you,
and I appreciate

everything you do
for our children.

Okay, spit it out.
What do you want to say?

Is it possible
that you're being

a little irrational
with Haddie?

I'm being irrational?

I'm being irrational?
I didn't say--

honey, she just crashed
the car.

You know, I just think,
this is a big step.

- Huge step.
- Okay?

Our daughter is learning
how to drive.

- Absolutely.
- It's symbolic.

And maybe it's not easy
for you...

I am not being irrational,
Adam, okay?

You weren't there.
I was.

Our daughter sucks at driving.
That's the problem.

So butt out.

Okay.

- Hi.
- Oh, hey.

Whoo.

I thought you were Zeek.

What you doing?

Well, I just thought
I'd, uh, sneak in

and fix this leak
without your father knowing,

because he doesn't know
what he's doing,

and I thought I'd come in here
before we "fix it" tomorrow.

Then what
are you gonna tell him?

I'll just be like, "wow, that
seemed a lot worse yesterday,

but now here we are."

Don't worry. I got a whole plan.
It's gonna be pretty awesome.

That's amazing that you just
know how to fix that.

Oh, yeah,
well, you know,

it's what I did
before I did, uh, playdates

and juice boxes
and all that.

Hmm.

What?

What?

Come on.
Come on.

I wonder if I could ask you
to build me something.

Okay.

I wonder
if you would build me a desk.

- I'd love to.
- Really?

What kind--what kind of desk
are we talking?

What are you gonna use it for?

You know, I had this idea
the other day.

Um...

It was for a shoe
for Adam's company.

If a kid lost their shoe,
you click something,

and the shoe would beep,
and then they could find it.

- I love that idea.
- Really?

Yeah. I'd buy a dozen
of those for Sydney.

- So...
- Yeah.

I just started thinking,
you know,

if I had a space
to have more ideas,

maybe I'd have more ideas.
Yeah.

I get ya.

Makes sense to me.
Yeah.

♪ ♪

hello.
Yeah, please...

Come in
and look over my shoulder, Max.

Don't knock.
Okay.

Are you still mad at mom?

I was being sarcastic.
Yeah, I am.

Can you help me
get my sleepover set up?

Yeah.

You know,
because Gaby made me

a "how to have
a successful sleepover" list.

And one of the things
is to make your guest

feel at home.

So I'm gonna put up
a bunch

of pictures of New York

around the top bunk
where Jabbar's gonna sleep.

Did you know that,
with over 6,400 cars,

New York has the largest fleet
of subway cars in the world?

Max, will you leave, and I'll
talk to you about this later?

- Okay.
- Can you just go?

Give me a minute, all right.
Okay.

- Great. Thank you.
- One, two...

What are you doing?
Stop.

- You said a minute, 60 seconds.
- I don't care.

I'll just be there later.
Five...

- Get out of my room.
- Six, seven...

Max, leave my room.

Are you an idiot?
Leave the room!

- Hey!
- Leave!

Nine, ten...

Eleven...

Can you see him?

- Hi, Buddy.
- He's awake.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- I got my fix.
- That's our boy.

Hey, so I was thinking,
um, Friday night,

Jabbar will be at Max's
for the sleepover.

Mm-hmm.

And we'll be back here
making the boat rock,

don't come knocking.

And then Saturday, you know,
my mom's gonna want

to stuff him
full of lasagna,

so I was thinking Saturday night
at my parents' house,

and then Sunday we kind of have
to go to Julia's,

because she's got
this new, weird thing

where she thinks no one wants
to go to her house,

which is kind of true.

Crosby, sweetie,
slow down.

What about my family?

You're not an orphan.
That's right.

- Right.
- Sorr--yeah.

Sorry, I forgot.

You probably want
to see them.

I really can't even think

about all this right now.

What do you mean, you can't
think about it right now?

Well, I'm a little busy.

I've got Jabbar.

I've got rehearsals.

Mm.

You're pissed?
You're pissed.

No, I'm not--no.

It's okay if you are.
Say what's on your mind.

I love Jabbar,
and--and I love you,

and I miss you guys.

And I feel
like I'm the only one

that's putting any effort
into this relationship.

I've been flying back and forth
every other week.

And now
that you're finally coming,

you can't even talk about it?

Well, I want to be
with you too.

I miss you.

Yeah? You sure?

- I do.
- All right.

Hold on one second.

Take your time getting there.
It's a good shot.

Shh. Not so loud.

- Sorry.
- I just wanted to make sure

that he was sleeping.

They must have made
this skype thing

for something other
than just talking.

Oh, my God.
Are we about to have Skype sex?

Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.

'Cause I heard
this can be very dangerous.

Oh, my goodness.
Wait--wait for me.

Okay, go slower, though.
Oh, my goodness.

Why don't you go lay down
on the couch

or the bed or whatever?

Okay, yeah, I'm going
to the bedroom.

Dance a little slower,
though, okay?

You ready?

This is fantastic.

Wait. Did you just stop moving,
or is it--

- oh, yeah.
- No, you're breaking--hold on.

- You ready?
- I think I'm in a dead zone.

I got to go back to the--

- yeah?
- Okay.

Jasmine?
Crosby?

Hold on.
Don't--don't--don't stop.

Stronger signal,
but don't stop.

Come on.

Come on!
Jasmine!

Hey.

Hey.

Sorry, I should have called.

It's a bad time?
Nope.

Nope. Come on in.
What's up?

- Hi. Nothing.
- Good.

How are things at the house?
What's going on with the roof?

Joel's working on it, and...

Good.

The shoe thing was an idea--

yeah, listen,
hold on one second, okay?

Sarah, hold on one second.

Let's talk about this
in one second.

Hey, it's just my sister.
I'll just be a minute.

Hey. Listen, we got
to wrap this up.

I got to have a little meeting
across the hall.

Right. Okay.
It was my idea.

And I feel like you just
kind of took it.

Sarah, look,
you know, you said that to me

in an offhand way
that morning.

- Mm-hmm.
- It's not like we sat down

and had
an official pitch meeting.

Oh, I didn't know--
I didn't know we had

to have an official meeting.

Maybe we should take it
to the people's court

or, you know,
call Judge Judy.

You know, Sarah, let's not
have a fight about this.

Seriously, I didn't know
we had to have a meeting.

Okay, Adam, I had an idea,
and I feel

like if I don't start
to value my ideas,

I'm gonna disappear.

Let me be part of it.

God, Sarah, I've done,
like, a million things

for you over the years,
and I've never asked

for more than a thank-you.

Well, I'm asking for more.

No.
No, wait, maybe hex.

I'm using flatheads.

Yeah, I know
you're using flatheads,

but it's the wrong screw.

They're gonna pop
right through the shingle.

It's not the wrong screw.
Flatheads are fine.

You know,
I can't--

I can't do this anymore.

Everything you're doing
is wrong.

Do you understand that?

And if there's one thing
I can't stand,

it's doing a job badly,
and you are doing this...

So badly.

It's like--it's even worse

that you're treating me like
I don't know what I'm doing,

when I'm a certified contractor

who got paid, believe it or not,
a lot of money

to do what you have--
you have no idea how to do.

- What, is that it?
- Not remotely.

- Really?
- Yes.

Well, let me hear
the rest of it.

I hate that you treat me
like I'm my daughter's age.

I'm a grown-ass man.

And if I didn't have
a recession

where I couldn't afford
to pay my team,

I'd be up here...
All right, all right.

Doing this job with several
other more qualified people

than yourself.
Got some anger in there, huh?

- Well...
- A little spirit--I like that.

I don't think I've ever heard
you say more than five words

since I knew you.
Well...

No, really.

I hear you.
And I see you.

That's coming
from my counseling sessions.

It's working, huh?
That's pretty good.

You could benefit from it.
You got some anger issues.

I got to tell you,
I like it.

It's spunky.

- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.

Hey.

You're gonna hate me.

I'm not gonna hate you.
I like you.

I'm counting down the hours.

Uh, I can't come out.

I hate you.

It's down to me
and one other person

for that understudy part.

Well, it's, uh--

it's for a good reason.

I can't pass this up.

- Gordon, you got a minute?
- Come on in.

It wasn't my idea--
the shoe clicker.

My sister came up with it.

I don't know why I lied
about it, but I did.

How can I put this?

Um, I don't give
a rat's ass.

All right, all right,
I'll--I'll take care of it.

All right? Sorry.
Listen, you know,

you say that your family's
not a distraction,

but every time I turn around,

we've got another crisis
on our hands.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

If you're
just gonna phone it in--

hey, Gordon,
nobody's phoning it in.

You know
what I'm talking about.

I need you here, Adam,
focused.

You are an essential part
of this company, okay?

And we're in trouble.

All right.

- No, no, no.
- What? What?

No, no.

Uncle Crosby!

- Hey. Hi.
- Hi. Hi. We're getting ready.

I see that.

Look at all this.
It's gonna be so awesome.

Check it out--
Jabbar's favorite,

orange soda and...
He loves that.

And sun chips.

My mom said that it's okay
for me to have food

in my room
just this one time.

- Good job.
- So eat it now

because this is gonna be
probably your last chance

to ever eat food in my room.
Okay. Maybe later, though.

- Okay.
- Um, is everyone...?

- Everyone's out.
- Everyone's out?

- Why?
- Um, Max...

- Yeah.
- You did a really good job

planning for this sleepover.
Thank you. Thank you.

I love it. I love it.
Hey, Buddy?

I have some bad news.

There's been a change in plan,

and, uh, Jabbar can't come.

Yes, he can.
He's flying tomorrow--

flight 932, arriving
Oakland international Airport,

5:45 P.M.

- Okay, but he changed plans.
- No, he has a ticket.

Yeah, but there
was a change of plan.

Max, I'm sure he can come back
again soon, right?

Yeah, hopefully,

but, you know,
who knows at this point?

What? No!
This is unacceptable!

No, this sucks!
Max, Max, Buddy, Buddy.

I'm in the same boat
as you are.

Whoa! Hey, hey.
No! No!

Max, Max, Max, Max.

Calm down. Max.

Max, take a deep breath.
Remember? We take a deep breath.

Remember?
Okay.

Listen, I know you're upset.

You have every right
to be, okay?

It's not fair.
No!

Max, I know you're upset.
I'm upset too, okay?

I am.
And it's not fair.

I know, all right?

Max, look at me.

But it's not gonna help
to kick and scream and yell.

Max, look at me.
All right?

So we're gonna have
to try and calm down

and come up with another plan,
all right?

Calm down and come up
with a plan "B," okay?

Max, deep breath.
I'm gonna go watch some tv.

Do you want
some extra screen time?

No tv, actually.
Maybe just a glass of water.

And I'll be right there.
Yeah. Yeah.

- You okay?
- Wow.

Um, yeah, I've never seen
that side of him.

Yeah, he's gonna learn
not to do that.

It just--
it just takes a while.

Hmm.
Good--good job, though.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

Wow.
I'm back in the game.

That's amazing, dad.
Thank you.

Yeah.

Well, you know,
Joel contributed.

Hey.

Your father loves me.

How does that feel?

Not sure yet.

I'm going back out there.

I read ten books on sex ed.
Oh.

I think I have a little bit
of a better handle

on how to explain a penis
to a six-year-old girl.

I don't know
if you can explain something--

can we just give her five
or six years to shake off

the damage we've done
and then start fresh?

No, babe.
I'm the mom.

She's a girl.

You have to let me make
this decision on this one.

Yeah.

Yeah, and if we had a boy,
you'd let me handle it?

What?

It's--when you said,
"if we had a boy,"

I pictured us having a boy.

Oh.

I want her to have
a brother or a sister.

We can't wait forever
on this, you know?

We always said you could build
a bedroom above the garage,

so that's--
that is perfect.

Let's just hold on a second.
When are you--

when--
yes, that is key.

That is absolutely key.

I can't believe
we're having this conversation.

Neither can I.

Hey.

Hey.

What you doing?

I'm sorry.
I'll--I will pay for it.

Okay.

So I'm gonna pay
for it, then?

I guess so.
You just offered.

I don't know.
I feel stupid about it.

Just--
I don't have money.

I don't have money
to pay for it.

Haddie, it's fine.

I am sorry

for this
and for being rude to you

and treating you
really badly.

And, I don't know,
I just--

but I do have to say to you,
and I don't mean this

as an insult,

but I feel like you were being
a little bit irrational.

- I was?
- Yeah.

A little bit...

You know,
a little out of the ordinary.

It's about
"catastrophization."

Okay.

"Catastrophization."

- That's not a word.
- It's not a real word.

But it's one
that your dad made up for me,

'cause I sometimes
"catastrophize" things.

You know, I look
into the future, and...

I see the worst--

you driving this car,

and you getting in a horrible,
awful car accident.

And me having to go down
to the scene

and seeing your body
and smell the carnage...

- What? Mom.
- And I can see the people

just swarming around...
Stop.

Stop. Stop.

I just--I know.
I'm sorry.

That's not gonna happen.

I know.

I just love you
way too much.

And I don't know
what I would do.

Okay.

And then I think
about Max

and who's gonna take care of him
when we're not around.

Mom, I will.

Honey, I would never
do that to you.

I would never put
that burden on you

to take care of your brother.

I just--I wouldn't.

It's not a burden.

I love Max.
He's my brother.

You know that.

♪ Take a bow ♪

♪ 'cause you played ♪

♪ your heart out ♪

I can't believe
I'm eating snacks

and drinking soda
in my bed.

♪ And take your time ♪

hey, I wonder
if the top bunk caved in on me

if I'd die.

I don't think
it would cave in.

But if it did,
I'd probably die, right?

Uh, maybe.

Sleepovers rock.

They do.

Are you having fun?

Yeah.
I'm having a lot of fun, Max.

We should do this
every night.

Um...

It would be...

Pretty amazing.

Good night, Haddie.

Good night, Max.

♪ Oh, so what? ♪

♪ maybe she could ♪

♪ not really ever see ♪

hey.
I didn't hear you pull up.

I just was inside,
said hi to mom and dad.

How's it going?

- Oh, good. Fine.
- Yep?

Yep.

Listen, I'm really sorry

for co-opting your idea.

And I'd like to offer
you a job.

♪ ♪

what?
You said you wanted more.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You know, it'd be
an internship.

It'd be
in the design department.

But that would be good for you.

There'd be some money,
not a lot,

but it would be a start.

♪ Filled with speed of light,
you've had with her ♪

That would be great.

All right.
Great.

All right, so we'll, uh...

Work out
some details tomorrow, okay?

- Okay.
- I just got to get home.

- Adam?
- Yeah?

Thank you.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

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