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I love water pistols.
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As a child, my cousin and I
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filled our guns in the river
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and played all day.
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Oh, sounds like fun.
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Oh, it was.
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Until he shot me in the mouth.
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I had dysentery all summer.
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Is Todd around?
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Not in yet.
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What is this?
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That, my acquaintances,
is a water balloon launcher.
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Right on the edge
between toy and weapon,
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like a .22 caliber rifle.
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How does it work?
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Like a whore on nickel night.
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Ah.
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It gets the job done.
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Whoa.
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[Laughs]
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Are you sure
this is a good idea?
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Who cares?
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What are you guys,
the good idea gang?
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Now check this out.
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That hotel down the block
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is about to get a rooftop pool.
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- Oh!
- Ha ha!
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Oh. What?
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I didn't see where it landed.
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This just feels dangerous.
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Come on, it's fun.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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- Oh-oh, it is fun.
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[Traditional Indian music]
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Sync by honeybunny corrected dny238
www.addic7ed.com
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- okay, thank you very much.
Good-bye.
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Hey! Charlie, Charlie.
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You'll never believe
what happened on Saturday.
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You kissed Asha.
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What?
It got out?
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Are people talking about it?
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You left me a drunk voice mail.
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No, no, I don't think so.
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That's not my style.
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Charlie horse, what up!
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It's the t-o-double-d.
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Guess where my tongue was
last night?
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You can imagine
my disappointment
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when I found out
it was only a kiss.
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It was more than just a kiss.
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A week ago,
Asha was locked into
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this whole
arranged marriage thing.
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This is a game-changer.
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I don't know if she's the one.
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Sounds to me like you've got
feelings for someone else.
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What?
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Charlie, I love you, man!
You're the best.
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Makes me sad you need
alcohol to say that.
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Gupta.
Todd, seize him.
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Seize him?
Guys, what's going on?
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Sir, this barnyard animal
is chewing paan in the office.
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Paan?
What's paan?
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It's a betel leaf with
tobacco and spices.
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Oh, like chewing tobacco?
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Yes, it's a disgusting habit
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of weak-minded people.
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I used to chew.
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Ten years ago, you'd never
see old Charlie walking around
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without a lip full of dip.
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Quitting those warm,
minty mouth hugs
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was the hardest thing
I ever had to do.
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Gupta is wasting
company time on this vileness,
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leaving his desk every
ten minutes to spit.
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- Is this true, Gupta?
- Liar.
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- Open your mouth at once.
- Gupta, is this true?
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[Swallows]
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Ur accusations make me
sick to my stomach.
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Gupta, did you just
swallow that?
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Oh, man.
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I remember that look.
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In about five seconds
he's gonna hurl.
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Five...
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Four...
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Three...
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Two...
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One.
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[Horns honking]
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What exactly happens
at a Bollywood concert?
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Movie stars perform songs
from their hit movies.
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[Singing in native language]
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♪ ♪
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♪ all hot girls
put your hands up and say ♪
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[singing in native language]
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Okay, okay.
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It's like that
but without the sweating
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and the button
about to pop off.
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[Laughter]
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Oh, I know I have
to get it stitched.
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Sir?
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I've been meaning to ask you.
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Do you think I can leave
just a tiny bit early tonight
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so I can go to the concert?
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You have tickets?
That's great!
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Yeah, of course
you can leave early.
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Thank you, but I could
never get tickets.
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I'm going to stand
outside the concert
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and put my hand up against
the wall to feel the music.
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And that'll be
a good time for you?
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Just knowing
that Hrithik Roshan
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is on the other side
of the wall
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dancing without his shirt
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is about as much
as I can handle.
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Todd.
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Hmm, what's up?
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I saw a folder
on Asha's desk that had...
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Manmeet,
you shouldn't be looking
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at other people's
personal things.
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It's a violation
of their privacy,
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and as your manager I...
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Yeah, okay, they're gone.
Tell me everything.
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The folder was filled
with the resumes
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of potential suitors.
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She's begun the arranged
marriage process, Todd,
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and you are about
to lose her, man.
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What?
I just kissed her.
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You know what,
I think I know what this is.
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She's felt
the same thing I did,
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and it freaked her out.
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Think about it, she kisses me,
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and now she's rushing
to find a husband.
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That's no coincidence.
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I mean, do arranged marriages
usually move this fast?
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- They can.
- Ugh!
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That's why I don't want
an arranged marriage.
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I need to live first, you know?
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I want to kiss a girl
in the rain in Paris.
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I want to tango all night
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with a beautiful woman
in Buenos Aires.
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And I want
just one spring break
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at the comfort inn
in south padre.
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How do you even know
about that?
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Last week a sorority girl
called to order
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our king Kong beer bong
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and said I could crash
on their floor.
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What does that mean?
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Well, it means
there are so many girls
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sleeping in a room
there aren't enough beds.
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Hey, they'd have to double up
on the showers too.
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Sir, I just saw Gupta put
some paan in his mouth.
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He told me he quit.
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He was just telling you
what you wanted to hear.
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All right, well, why don't
you keep an eye on him
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and make sure he really stops?
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All right,
but it won't be easy.
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Nobody quits paan cold chicken.
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Cold turkey.
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Cold lentil.
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I do not understand this game.
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You know what,
I've got an idea.
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Come on.
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[Coughs]
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Gah, there's gotta be, like,
50 guys here.
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Dentist, hindu, 5'7".
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- Engineer, punja...
- Punjabi.
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Punjabi, wheatish complexion.
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What's wheatish complexion?
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- That means
he's light-skinned.
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That's more desirable
to some women.
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- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, come on,
I out-pale all these guys.
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- [Gasps]
- What?
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This mahesh is a keeper, man.
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Look, pediatrician,
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6'2", great salary.
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And what's important
to him in a relationship
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is trust and honesty.
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Ah, so generic.
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Nobody believes
in trust and honesty.
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You don't think she'll notice
if I rip this up, do you?
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Actually, actually,
let me keep it.
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I have a sister.
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Gosh, I can't believe
it comes down to this.
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I'm so much better on paper
than all these guys.
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But, Todd,
if you're not in the folder,
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you're not even in the running.
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I want an Indian name
that has a cool meaning.
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My cousin's name
means "bliss."
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Oh, that's perfect.
Use that.
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Wait, what's the name?
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Sukhdeep.
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[Laughs]
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No, I'm not going
to be sukhdeep.
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[Laughs]
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Okay, how about Pradeep?
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It means "glory."
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Sold. Pradeep it is.
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What do you do
for a living, Pradeep?
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International business manager.
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Tell her you're a sheriff.
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The badge, the gun,
gets a lady's motor running.
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No, no, Charlie,
you're missing the point.
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It's got to be
the Indian version of me.
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Manmeet will slip this file
into her folder.
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That way when Asha picks
Pradeep's profile,
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she's really picking me.
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That'll prove
that I'm right for her.
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- I'm just saying
you need to up-sell.
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Pradeep's a bounty hunter,
millionaire playboy
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with a massive unit.
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You know what, Charlie,
why don't you just
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do your own form
and I'll do mine?
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I'm just trying to help you
with the language.
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I've been on all these
websites.
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Jdate, adult friend finder,
the lifestyle...
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- Charlie...
- Russian bride,
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the no-fatty club,
the fatty club.
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So moving on,
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put down that I graduated
top in my class,
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national honor society,
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- captain of the soccer team...
- Oh, come on.
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You're trying to get into Asha,
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not Notre Dame.
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I'm telling you,
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you got to up-sell.
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No, I want it to be
as close to the real me
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as possible.
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Wake up, man.
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No one tells the truth
on these things.
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"Down-to-earth"
means "poor."
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"Separated" means "married."
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And for the love of God,
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if a woman says she's got
an athletic build,
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don't get into a hot tub
until you're sure
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she's got an innie
and not an outtie.
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Yeah.
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Just make sure.
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[Clears throat]
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Hey, Asha, can you
come here for a second?
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I just need you to sign
your pay stub for me.
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I thought I did already.
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Thank you.
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[Whistles]
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Someone's dancing
with the devil's crop.
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[Stammers]
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Yeah, you're doing the paan.
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You got that dumb stare
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and drool coming out
the side of your mouth.
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Oh, come on, man,
I've been there.
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I was so addicted
I'd throw in a pinch
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before I got out of bed.
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Finally hit rock bottom
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when I looked in the mirror
and my teeth were stained brown
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and my gums were bleeding.
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Ugh.
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That was the last day
I ever chewed tobacco.
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But this has coconut,
maraschino cherries.
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You can really
taste the coconut.
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This tea is hot.
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I repeat, this tea is hot.
261
00:09:29,049 --> 00:09:31,249
Sorry, I've got a song
stuck in my head.
262
00:09:31,317 --> 00:09:33,017
[Beatboxing] Tea is hot.
263
00:09:33,085 --> 00:09:34,018
Tea is hot.
264
00:09:34,085 --> 00:09:36,086
[Beatboxing]
265
00:09:38,623 --> 00:09:40,590
How's it going, brother?
266
00:09:40,658 --> 00:09:42,559
[Chuckles]
267
00:09:42,627 --> 00:09:46,764
It looks like someone
just fell "pradeeply" in love.
268
00:09:51,804 --> 00:09:52,904
This tea is cold.
269
00:09:52,972 --> 00:09:54,172
I repeat, this tea is...
270
00:09:54,239 --> 00:09:56,074
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
271
00:10:04,786 --> 00:10:06,087
Hey, Asha, what you got there?
272
00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:08,355
I'm just paying some bills.
273
00:10:08,423 --> 00:10:09,756
Oh, really?
274
00:10:09,824 --> 00:10:12,326
Looks like the bio data forms
you were telling me about.
275
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,894
I still don't get
how you can pick a husband
276
00:10:13,962 --> 00:10:15,229
off a piece of paper.
277
00:10:15,297 --> 00:10:18,565
I mean, like, what's wrong
with this guy?
278
00:10:18,633 --> 00:10:20,233
Pradeep.
279
00:10:20,301 --> 00:10:21,635
Glory.
280
00:10:21,703 --> 00:10:25,038
I mean, why'd he end up
in the trash?
281
00:10:25,105 --> 00:10:27,206
Oh, Todd, he scratched
out his first name.
282
00:10:27,274 --> 00:10:28,274
He can barely write.
283
00:10:28,342 --> 00:10:29,442
Well, yeah, but look.
284
00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:31,745
I mean, he's educated
and ambitious.
285
00:10:31,812 --> 00:10:35,815
Ooh, wheatish complexion.
286
00:10:37,885 --> 00:10:39,485
When you've read as many
of these as I have,
287
00:10:39,553 --> 00:10:41,754
you learn to read
between the lines.
288
00:10:41,822 --> 00:10:42,988
Top of his class?
289
00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:45,024
Captain of the high school
soccer team?
290
00:10:45,091 --> 00:10:46,525
College in America?
291
00:10:46,593 --> 00:10:47,927
The guy's just bragging
about what he's done.
292
00:10:47,994 --> 00:10:49,195
He's not telling me who he is.
293
00:10:49,263 --> 00:10:51,264
Maybe he's just so awesome
294
00:10:51,331 --> 00:10:52,598
you didn't know
how to handle it.
295
00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:54,400
Well, you don't know
my parents.
296
00:10:54,468 --> 00:10:56,235
And they already think
I'm moving too slowly.
297
00:10:56,303 --> 00:10:57,570
And a month ago,
they gave me tickets
298
00:10:57,638 --> 00:10:59,405
for tonight's
Bollywood concert,
299
00:10:59,473 --> 00:11:01,106
and they expect me
to go with one of these guys.
300
00:11:01,174 --> 00:11:03,108
Well, I think you're
moving too quickly.
301
00:11:03,176 --> 00:11:05,677
I mean, you almost threw away
a winner here in Pradeep.
302
00:11:05,745 --> 00:11:09,481
Look at that, four years
of Spanish under his belt.
303
00:11:09,549 --> 00:11:11,717
Que bueno.
304
00:11:11,784 --> 00:11:15,487
Tu eres muy simpatico.
305
00:11:15,555 --> 00:11:16,922
Chica.
306
00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,523
[Chuckles]
307
00:11:18,591 --> 00:11:21,093
Todd, I have to do this.
308
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,730
Maybe you should
go out with Pradeep.
309
00:11:24,797 --> 00:11:28,400
Maybe I will.
310
00:11:28,468 --> 00:11:29,835
Ay dios mio.
311
00:11:29,902 --> 00:11:33,839
Idiota.
312
00:11:33,906 --> 00:11:36,808
[Suspenseful music]
313
00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:15,344
It's over, Gupta.
314
00:12:15,412 --> 00:12:16,712
No, no, it's not what
you think.
315
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:18,014
You left your desk to buy paan?
316
00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:20,682
I would terminate you now
if Todd would let me.
317
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,250
Hey, buzzkill, leave him alone.
318
00:12:22,317 --> 00:12:23,417
You're not the boss of him.
319
00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:26,586
Yes!
Actually he is.
320
00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:28,054
You?
321
00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:30,122
I thought you quit.
You know what paan does?
322
00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:33,158
Stains teeth and causes cancer.
323
00:12:33,226 --> 00:12:34,493
Please, friends,
324
00:12:34,561 --> 00:12:37,730
that's what toothbrushes
and doctors are for.
325
00:12:37,797 --> 00:12:39,197
Look, I know this stuff is bad,
326
00:12:39,265 --> 00:12:41,299
but I need to relax
and right now this is doing it.
327
00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:42,701
I got corporate
breathing down my neck,
328
00:12:42,769 --> 00:12:44,236
employees that don't know
what they're doing.
329
00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:48,141
You have no idea what
it's like to run a call center.
330
00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:50,376
You can really taste
the coconut.
331
00:12:52,879 --> 00:12:55,713
Good night, guys.
Have a good one.
332
00:12:57,716 --> 00:12:59,583
Madhuri, what are you
still doing here?
333
00:12:59,651 --> 00:13:01,251
I thought you were gonna leave
early for the concert,
334
00:13:01,319 --> 00:13:02,418
get your spot on the wall.
335
00:13:02,486 --> 00:13:03,619
Oh, I don't have to.
336
00:13:03,686 --> 00:13:05,053
Asha gave me her other ticket.
337
00:13:05,121 --> 00:13:07,155
Asha gave you her ticket?
338
00:13:07,222 --> 00:13:09,289
- So she's taking you?
- Yes.
339
00:13:09,357 --> 00:13:11,491
Let me get this straight,
you're going together?
340
00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,627
- Yes.
- You and Asha.
341
00:13:13,694 --> 00:13:15,929
You haven't seen me
outside of work.
342
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,699
I cut loose
in the most dramatic way.
343
00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:21,234
Todd, Todd.
344
00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:23,703
Look, look.
345
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,037
Asha threw
the whole folder away.
346
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,405
She didn't pick anyone.
347
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,606
Yeah, yeah, I know.
348
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,107
She's taking Madhuri
to the concert with her.
349
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,475
Huh, you know what this means?
350
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:31,809
I still got a shot!
351
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:32,877
All right, we're going up high.
352
00:13:32,944 --> 00:13:33,877
I'll meet you there, man.
353
00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:35,745
Oh, man, no more Pradeep.
354
00:13:35,812 --> 00:13:37,246
No more tip-toeing around.
355
00:13:37,313 --> 00:13:38,813
It's time for me to cowboy up.
356
00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:40,314
You're not going
to wear any underwear?
357
00:13:40,382 --> 00:13:41,849
- No, that's going commando.
- Oh.
358
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:43,516
No, I just mean it's time
for me to take action.
359
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,784
You know, I've liked Asha
since the second I saw her.
360
00:13:45,852 --> 00:13:47,552
If I don't tell her that now,
she's gonna be married off
361
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,120
to some gupta
before I get a chance.
362
00:13:49,188 --> 00:13:51,255
You must tell her now.
363
00:13:51,323 --> 00:13:53,757
Here, take my ticket.
Go to her.
364
00:13:53,825 --> 00:13:55,125
No, Madhuri, I can't ask you
365
00:13:55,192 --> 00:13:56,559
to miss the Bollywood show.
366
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,827
But you're letting me be part
367
00:13:57,895 --> 00:13:59,762
of a real life Bollywood show.
368
00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:04,199
She's like Aishwariya Rai and
you are like Abishek Bachan.
369
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,700
Who?
370
00:14:05,768 --> 00:14:07,268
They're like an American
celebrity couple
371
00:14:07,336 --> 00:14:09,471
without all the side fornication
and adopted babies.
372
00:14:09,538 --> 00:14:12,040
Oh.
373
00:14:12,108 --> 00:14:13,341
Madhuri, I...
374
00:14:13,409 --> 00:14:15,543
I can't tell you how much
I appreciate this.
375
00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,378
Is there any way
I can repay you?
376
00:14:17,445 --> 00:14:20,013
Perhaps you could
drop me off at the wall?
377
00:14:20,081 --> 00:14:21,681
- Of course.
- And...
378
00:14:21,749 --> 00:14:23,183
What?
379
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:26,586
If Mr. Hrithik Roshan takes
his shirt off when he dances,
380
00:14:26,654 --> 00:14:28,721
could you snap a photo for me?
381
00:14:28,789 --> 00:14:30,355
No, don't.
382
00:14:30,423 --> 00:14:33,291
Yes, do.
No... it's your choice.
383
00:14:33,359 --> 00:14:35,626
Please choose yes.
384
00:14:43,644 --> 00:14:44,910
Asha!
385
00:14:44,978 --> 00:14:46,679
Todd?
386
00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:53,517
What are you doing here?
387
00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:55,786
I had to see you.
388
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,421
There's a reason
you couldn't find a guy
389
00:14:57,489 --> 00:14:58,655
in that stack of papers.
390
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,223
The one you're looking for
391
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,856
is standing
right in front of you.
392
00:15:14,268 --> 00:15:16,501
I want to teach you
the entire Kama Sutra.
393
00:15:16,569 --> 00:15:18,102
Oh, I can't wait.
394
00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:21,038
You don't have to.
395
00:15:21,106 --> 00:15:23,339
[Traditional Indian music]
396
00:15:32,051 --> 00:15:34,385
Who is she?
397
00:15:34,453 --> 00:15:35,586
If my legs start to cramp,
398
00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:36,887
I don't want
to leave you hanging.
399
00:15:36,955 --> 00:15:39,155
Oh, my God, I love you!
400
00:15:39,223 --> 00:15:41,390
And you better
start stretching,
401
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:43,859
because...
402
00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:46,194
We're doing e-5.
403
00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:48,163
- E-5.
404
00:15:48,231 --> 00:15:52,501
E-5.
405
00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:55,370
I can't find e-5.
406
00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:58,539
- E-5. E-5.
407
00:15:58,607 --> 00:16:00,174
E-5.
408
00:16:00,242 --> 00:16:01,442
Sir?
409
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,444
I am saying to you, e-5.
410
00:16:03,511 --> 00:16:04,778
You need to take your seat.
411
00:16:04,846 --> 00:16:06,113
Oh, yeah, sorry.
412
00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:13,019
Just look at us.
413
00:16:13,087 --> 00:16:14,454
Work ended hours ago,
414
00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:17,223
and we are still enjoying
each other's company.
415
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:20,359
I have something to say.
416
00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:24,463
You two guys are officially
my best friends.
417
00:16:24,531 --> 00:16:26,999
- I need to quit.
- Me too.
418
00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:30,636
Okay, I'll quit.
419
00:16:30,704 --> 00:16:32,605
Will you help me down?
420
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,042
What are you doing here?
421
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:38,778
Madhuri gave me her ticket.
422
00:16:38,845 --> 00:16:40,180
I had to talk to you.
423
00:16:40,247 --> 00:16:42,081
What, now?
The show's about to start.
424
00:16:42,149 --> 00:16:45,151
Look, I saw all those
bio data forms in the trash.
425
00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:47,053
I know you didn't find someone.
426
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,588
When we kissed,
I know you felt something.
427
00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:52,356
So before you go off
and marry some guy
428
00:16:52,424 --> 00:16:54,458
you've never even met,
429
00:16:54,526 --> 00:16:56,294
you have to give me a shot.
430
00:16:56,361 --> 00:16:58,529
I found someone to marry.
431
00:17:00,699 --> 00:17:02,233
But you threw away
all the forms.
432
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:04,135
I threw them away because
I think I found the one.
433
00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:05,537
His name is Sunil.
434
00:17:05,605 --> 00:17:08,840
He was supposed to come tonight,
but we spoke on the phone.
435
00:17:08,908 --> 00:17:12,377
- I'm so sorry.
- Right.
436
00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:15,814
I think I understand why
you fought so hard for Pradeep.
437
00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:19,051
He is a great catch.
438
00:17:19,118 --> 00:17:21,453
He's funny, and he's sweet,
439
00:17:21,521 --> 00:17:23,288
and he's handsome.
440
00:17:23,356 --> 00:17:25,123
And even if I kissed
Pradeep once
441
00:17:25,191 --> 00:17:28,627
and it was amazing,
442
00:17:28,694 --> 00:17:30,796
Sunil wants to marry me,
443
00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:33,465
and I want to honor
the wishes of my family.
444
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:34,700
I'm sorry.
445
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:35,867
No, no, it's okay.
446
00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:37,702
You know, the classic excuse.
447
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,437
You know,
"it's not you, it's me
448
00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:41,806
and the 10,000 years
of tradition."
449
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,310
Todd.
450
00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:47,445
Don't worry about it.
We're good, we're good.
451
00:17:47,513 --> 00:17:49,180
Let's just enjoy the show.
452
00:17:49,248 --> 00:17:52,817
If you believe in love,
clap your hands!
453
00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:54,185
[Cheers and applause]
454
00:17:54,253 --> 00:17:56,854
If you are here
with the one you love,
455
00:17:56,922 --> 00:18:00,158
hold their hands.
456
00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:02,160
I'm sorry, we couldn't
get seats together.
457
00:18:02,228 --> 00:18:04,429
Now tell that special person,
458
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,998
tell them you love them.
459
00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:09,835
Again, I'm sorry.
460
00:18:09,902 --> 00:18:12,471
I love you so much.
461
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:13,806
Dance with me all night!
Dance!
462
00:18:13,874 --> 00:18:14,974
[Rhythmic clapping]
463
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,477
[Bollywood music plays]
464
00:18:17,545 --> 00:18:20,380
[Horns honking]
465
00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:31,323
I'm so sorry.
466
00:18:31,391 --> 00:18:33,590
Gupta told me what happened
with you and Asha
467
00:18:33,658 --> 00:18:34,857
at the show.
468
00:18:34,925 --> 00:18:36,858
How does Gupta know?
He wasn't there.
469
00:18:36,925 --> 00:18:38,225
Manmeet told him.
470
00:18:38,293 --> 00:18:39,360
How does Manmeet know?
471
00:18:39,427 --> 00:18:42,330
From Gurpreet.
And Gurpreet from Ajeet.
472
00:18:42,398 --> 00:18:43,865
Is there anyone whose name
ends in "eet"
473
00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:46,033
that doesn't know
what happened last night?
474
00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:48,369
I feel responsible
for giving you my ticket.
475
00:18:48,436 --> 00:18:51,237
This was supposed to end
like a Bollywood movie.
476
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,703
I thought by now we would
be celebrating your love
477
00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:56,171
with a coordinated dance.
478
00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:57,439
Hey, madhuri,
don't feel bad for me.
479
00:18:57,506 --> 00:18:59,341
You know, I took my shot.
480
00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:03,013
It didn't work out.
End of story.
481
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,414
Are you about to cry?
482
00:19:04,481 --> 00:19:06,549
No, I just saw something
sad earlier.
483
00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,217
- What was it?
- This.
484
00:19:08,284 --> 00:19:10,652
Oh, I'm gonna be fine,
you know?
485
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,921
I'm gonna suck it up,
486
00:19:12,988 --> 00:19:14,789
and I'm gonna go in there,
and I'm gonna do my job.
487
00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,691
And it's not gonna be
awkward with Asha.
488
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,126
Very not awkward.
489
00:19:18,194 --> 00:19:21,628
- Good morning.
- Morning.
490
00:19:21,696 --> 00:19:24,298
You first.
491
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:26,500
Thanks.
492
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:35,541
Oh, come on.
It wasn't that bad.
493
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,543
No, I was just
thinking of a bird
494
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,546
who flew to the other side
of the world to find love
495
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:44,048
only to be rejected
and suffer awkward moments
496
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,217
by the sink.
497
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,785
You are the bird.
498
00:20:02,136 --> 00:20:03,436
Fresh paan.
499
00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:05,671
Don't quit now.
Two-for-one sale.
500
00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:07,506
[Electric shocks]
What's wrong with you guys?
501
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,607
We are rehabilitating
ourselves.
502
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,809
We are trying to quit paan.
503
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,443
[Electric shocks]
Are those our shock pens?
504
00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:14,544
Yep.
505
00:20:14,612 --> 00:20:15,679
Last time I quit the dip
506
00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:17,080
I'd snap myself
with a rubber band
507
00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:18,449
whenever I felt
the urge to chew,
508
00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:22,285
but this stuff, coconut,
maraschino cherry...
509
00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,154
Think I'm out of juice!
510
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,857
[Electric shock] Agh!
511
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:30,696
You spring for those flowers?
512
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,866
No, guessing they're from
some other guy.
513
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,201
Are you all right?
514
00:20:34,269 --> 00:20:36,536
Yeah, yeah, I'm totally fine.
515
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,374
[Electric shock]
516
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,742
Ooh.
517
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,910
[Electric shock]
518
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,581
Totally fine.
Totally fine.
519
00:20:47,649 --> 00:20:49,551
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520
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