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[news intro music]
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I'm Anderson Cooper,
and I was raised by a butler.
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This week, former Trump adviser
Omarosa Manigault Newman
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released a tell-all book
about President Trump,
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something all sentient beings
saw coming the day he hired her.
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She joins us now.
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Thank you for having me, Anderson.
I'm not asking for much.
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Just the attention of every
human being on this planet
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and all of the money.
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You're insane, and somehow
the most credible person
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to work in this White House.
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Omarosa recorded secret tapes
of Trump and his advisers.
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We have not verified
their authenticity,
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but, in our defense,
we really want to hear them.
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_
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Do you think President Trump
is fit for office?
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- Keep in mind, he hired you.
- I don't, Anderson.
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And that is why I'm running
for president in 2020.
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After serving, my library will
proudly display my frozen head.
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The next tape is a phone call
to Omarosa from the President
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after she had been fired.
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_
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I'm being told the President
has just released this tape
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which he says, get this, puts
Omarosa's credibility in doubt.
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I haven't listened yet, but
there's no way it's not stupid.
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- I'm Anderson Cooper.
- No, you're not.
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Get out of there.
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_
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Anderson, I have a confession.
That's me on that tape.
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No, it's not, Omarosa.
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Coming up,
would Americans prefer
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Mike Pence or Donald Trump
as president?
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It's a decision
no developed country
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should ask its citizens to make.
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[music]
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[mariachi music]
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Oh, no! MS-13!
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1x16 - Civil War
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As President Trump makes a play
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to be the Dalai Lama of
racism, a new poll shows that
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given the choice between
Donald Trump and Mike Pence,
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a majority of Americans prefer
Pence to serve as president.
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The poll was conducted
just after Mike Pence
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delivered these soaring remarks.
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I believe America is still
a shining city upon a hill.
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That was in sharp contrast
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to the President's speech
that same day.
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America's shiny, but the
light is attracting bugs.
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I'm talking about
Mexicans here, folks.
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I say we shove our power lines
into the ground
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so America's nice and zappy.
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Again, the bugs are Mexicans.
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The contrast
has Americans wondering
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if doctors should put Trump in a
two-year medically induced coma,
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triggering the 25th Amendment,
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and making Pence our President,
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which could be better,
or maybe worse.
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I don't know. I'm so tired.
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Forget about that nuke
that tips over when it's windy.
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We've got bigger problems.
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[music]
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Oh, what did I do?
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You told me to never
sneeze again,
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and since the surgery,
I haven't.
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Congratulations, Michael,
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the American people
prefer you to be president.
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So...you gonna take my job?
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- No, I...
- Not gonna talk, huh?
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That's fine. I have
someone who can get answers.
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Hi, there!
[all scream]
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[President Trump] So did Pence
confess that he's gonna push me out?
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Nah. I waterboarded him
about 130 times.
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Around the century mark,
he shoved a letter opener
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in my face and begged me
to kill him, and I thought,
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"Here comes the confession."
And it just flat out never came.
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Oh, well.
Try again tomorrow.
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I've already put a drain
in the floor of my office.
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In the meantime, I'll show
the American people
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that I'm way more
presidential than Mike Pence.
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Rapist Mexican immigrants
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are plotting
to steal the election, folks.
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It's true.
I saw video of myself saying it.
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That's why I'm proud to introduce
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the Minority
Disenfranchisement Act.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
And thank you for coming.
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Your notebooks
and tape recorders
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will be confiscated
on the way out.
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[President Trump] If can't frame
it as disenfranchising minorities,
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then how should
I frame it, genius?
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Frame it as "preserving
the integrity of our elections."
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You want me to lie?
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You know presidential historians
nicknamed me "Honest Don."
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At the risk of drowning
followed by panicked
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mouth-to-mouth resuscitation,
we're not asking you to lie.
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We're asking you to leave out
the part of the truth
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that people won't like.
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Oh, hello, Mike.
How was the swim?
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With the Lord as my witness,
I'm not trying to take your job.
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There he is,
the real Michael Pence.
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You know,
I walked those streets.
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I know the game.
Lure me in.
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Tell me we've got
a big future together.
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Before I know it,
you're sitting at that desk
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and I'm waking up
in a motel room
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with a bloody crowbar in my hand
and a dead runaway
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I've never seen before
sprawled across the duvet!
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Sir, I am completely happy
as Vice President.
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No one's happy to be Vice President.
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- It's the Eric of cabinet positions.
- Hey, that's my name, too!
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[music]
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Karen, during my third drowning-induced
cardiac arrest, I thought,
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"I have no eyes for the Oval Office,"
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but what about you?
Do you want to be the First Lady?
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Oh, no. I don't like
attention unless it's during
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the church's Messiah
Macarena Dance Competition.
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Exactly. You wouldn't
want to wear
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fashion couture dresses,
be on the cover of Redbook,
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and introduce your Trinkets for
the Troops cause to the world.
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- Right, Karen?
- Aaaahhh!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Sorry, I-I got a little excited.
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[inhales deeply, clears throat]
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[music]
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[Miller] Once again, sir,
I call upon you
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to indulge a sausage-based metaphor.
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Your beliefs are the scrumptious
viscera inside the sausage,
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but Kelly and Pence want you to
wrap them in a sterile casing.
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I like the casing. It's shiny
so I can watch myself eat.
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But shiny isn't
what got you elected.
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You got elected because
you scooped out
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America's guts
and did entrail angels
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on the presidential debate floor.
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You're right. I'm sick of my
words always having to wear a suit.
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Tomorrow, they're showing up
to Fox & Friends
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wearing a T-shirt and no pants.
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Why does this taste like quarters?
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Because one of the sausage
workers fell into the vat
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- on his way to the arcade.
- Huh.
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[munches]
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? Three white people
on a couch ?
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? It's Fox & Friends ?
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First, the P.C. police
protested our all-white tribute
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to Motown, and now
they're protesting
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his Minority Disenfranchisement Act.
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We have the President
on the line to respond.
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[President Trump] Thanks, Elizabeth,
but I've decided that the name
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"Minority Disenfranchisement
Act" is too tame.
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Instead, we're gonna call it
the "Make It Harder
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- for Non-Whites to Vote Act."
- My heart is saying "yes,"
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but the producer in my
ear is screaming, "God no!"
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As long as we're telling the truth,
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a storefront psychic
swindled me out of $800,000
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and the police can't do anything.
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Uh, gotta go.
I can hear Kelly
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stomping down the hall.
Love you. Bye.
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- Sir...
- I didn't do anything!
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[receiver clicks, dial tone]
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Are you happy? You just went
on national television,
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torpedoed your bill,
and wrote the Democrats'
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next campaign ad.
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Sure, I'm in a pit,
but if I dig a little deeper,
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I'll find a sewage main and
escape through a suburban toilet,
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and that toilet is
an appearance on Hannity.
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- No!
- No! Mr. President,
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I want to show you something.
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[music]
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- What do you see here?
- A painting of me and the boys
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at Roy Cohn's Louis the XVI party?
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Why would that be in the White House?
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It's our forefathers withholding
voting rights from slaves and women,
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but they didn't shout
that part from the rooftops.
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They told everyone they were
laying the groundwork
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for the greatest nation in history,
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and people have been guzzling
that slop ever since.
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Do you see it, Donald?
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Fine day, Mr. President.
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President Franklin?
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None of us is above error.
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In fact, I dipped
my pen in inkwells
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from the Boston seaports
to the River Seine
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and all the syphilitic
shanty towns in between.
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- Cool.
- But when in
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respectable company, I spoke
nary a word about it.
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And so the citizenry knows me not
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as the Fondler of Prostitutes,
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but the Founder of a Nation.
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When someone gazes
upon your portrait,
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what do you want them
to see other than a neck
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that looks like a buffalo
bladder wearing a belt?
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So what do you say?
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Can I help you code
your abject racism?
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I don't trust you.
I don't respect you.
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I think your hair is weird.
I think you're weird. Still...
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I'm gonna speak
your dumb politician language.
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But one move toward my job,
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and I'll replace you with a big
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animatronic gopher playing tambourine.
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[music]
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All right, buddy, the key to getting
voters to stomach rancid policy
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is smothering it
in a nice linguistic aioli.
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For example, what did
we call legislation
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that allowed the CIA
to racially profile Muslims?
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The "2002 All Muslims
Are Terrorists Compromise"?
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- Paul?
- The Patriot Act.
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- That's what I said!
- What did we call the mission
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- to take out Saddam Hussein?
- I don't know.
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"Operation I Likey Da Oil,
I Takey Da Oil"?
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Operation Iraqi Freedom.
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Just keep using the words
freedom, patriot, and liberty.
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I've already forgotten them.
What were they again?
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Tatas, beef bucket,
and goofy German?
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[President Trump]
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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What coin did you eat
too close to bed this time?
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- Quarters.
- Then go see a doctor,
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if only so I can know your estimated
time of departure from Earth.
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Fine.
Get me Dr. Bornstein.
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You're not going to a doctor who
calls your organs "doohickies."
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[Dr. Conley] Mr. President, any
complaints or concerns about your health?
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I'm worried I might live forever.
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- And what's your diet?
- Three square meals.
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Five rectangular meals.
A handful of flat, oozing snacks.
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- Any exercise?
- Constant wild gesticulation.
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Sexual history?
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Unprotected adult film stars
that I meet at charity events,
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and some other stuff Ronan
Farrow's still ferreting out.
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Anything else I need to know?
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Hmm, well, my teeth
turned to sponges
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and my tongue turned to bone.
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Every time I blink, it sounds like
someone dropped a book.
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Oh, and I ate a bunch of quarters.
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You may have
an abdominal obstruction,
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but I need to conduct
an ultrasound to know for sure.
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No surgeries.
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Surgery means Mike Pence
becomes president
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and I wake up in Yankee Stadium,
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swinging my tie clip
at five angry tigers.
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[announcer] In a few moments,
the President will host
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a roundtable with the
Congressional Black Caucus.
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- Remember, stay on script.
- Relax, Mike.
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I know the African-Americans
way better than you.
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The State of New York
made me rent to them.
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Hey, I got some things
to say about LeBron James!
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What?
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[announcer] Next on
Knitting with Natalie,
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Natalie shows you how
to knit envelopes.
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Oooh!
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[sighs]
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[snoring]
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[thunder crashes]
[announcer] We now return to
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William Shakespeare's Macbeth
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as performed by The Children's
Theatre of Sherman Oaks.
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[child Lady Macbeth]
Come, you spirits that tend
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on mortal thoughts, unsex me here...
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This isn't Natalie.
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And fill me from
the crown to the toe
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top-full of direst cruelty.
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Make thick my blood.
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I don't see the clicker.
God must want me to watch this!
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Oooooooh!
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Well, Mikey, it's for me
time to step aside.
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Work hours are 11:00 a.m.
to 3:00 p.m.
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If you want something
to eat, scream it.
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Oh, and go easy on Putin.
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I know it looks like
he's not doing much,
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but he's keeping
the lights on around here.
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Hold on, Donald.
I haven't been up front with you.
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Yes, I want to be president,
but not right now.
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Right now, I'm here
to support you
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just like you were there
to support me
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when it came out
that I supported you
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after the Access Hollywood tape.
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- You mean it, Mikey?
- I do. Now do you trust me?
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Dad?
Ivanka refuses to help me!
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My eccentric brother
wants me to reopen
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my factory and produce
a Kevlar shirt
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that protects him
during sea gull attacks.
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- It'd take them one second!
- Eric, we talked about this.
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You get one idea per year
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and you already mentioned
coffee for kids.
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[screams]
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Of course, the answer was
right in front of me all along!
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Eric doesn't have an
appealing personality, right?
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- Yes.
- But Ivanka does.
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- Yes.
- When you talk to the press
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about policy, describe
it like you would
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describe Ivanka and never
mention the Eric parts.
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[applause]
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We must protect the freedom and
liberty of our patriotic nation
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by passing the Fair Elections Act.
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It's the same as the
Minority Disenfranchisement Act,
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but with a palatable name.
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And I couldn't have given it
that sheen of civility
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without a little scum-guzzling
fish, Mike Pence.
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[applause]
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Now I urge Congress
to immediately pass
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the Fair Elections Act.
[cheers and applause]
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What you said up there,
it was very Ivanka.
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We make a good team.
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Mr. President,
there's been an incident.
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I need you to come with me.
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- Can't. Unless you say there's cake.
- There isn't cake.
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It doesn't matter
to that part of my brain.
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It'll go if you say there's cake.
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- There's cake.
- Here we go!
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The alt-right is striking
while the racism's hot,
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only this time in
Stone Mountain, Georgia,
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in support of the
Confederate Memorial Carving.
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Tensions are high.
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Someone needs to go down there
and gloss things over.
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- Not it.
- I'll do it.
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- I'm gonna be down there anyway.
- No, you will not.
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Sanders, keep him away
from any cameras.
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Oh, where the hell did he go?!
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Don't worry, I'll get him.
Jeff! Jeff!!
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I'd be happy to attend in
your place, Mr. President,
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if only so you can
take the high road.
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Ooh, the high road!
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Sounds like a great perch to
insult people on the low road.
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[grumbles]
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You're not voicing support?!
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You're letting Mike Pence
storm your right flank
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and capture your suckling
Confederate pups.
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If this happened last week,
I would've been down
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there calling them
good men with valid points,
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but I no longer say out loud
what I 100% believe.
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To think, I was gonna
name you godfather
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to my jumping spiders
Nietzsche and Red Pill!
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00:14:12,682 --> 00:14:14,649
[stomach rumbles]
[groans]
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[Dr. Conley] You're developing
a blockage, it's getting worse,
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and you need immediate
emergency surgery.
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It's a three-hour procedure.
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- What's this?
- A letter that triggers
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the 25th Amendment
and hands over power
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to the VP while you're in surgery.
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00:14:26,823 --> 00:14:28,948
Just enough time for
Pence to push me out.
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00:14:29,032 --> 00:14:31,657
Sorry, Doc, I'd rather be
buried with these quarters
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like some broke-ass King Tut.
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[whistling]
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00:14:36,865 --> 00:14:40,982
Screw your courage to the
sticking place and we'll not fail!
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00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:44,822
Karen, why in the name of Faith
Hill are you sitting in darkness?
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It's time to start
your 2020 campaign, Michael.
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00:14:48,449 --> 00:14:50,365
We could launch
Trinkets for Troops
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00:14:50,449 --> 00:14:53,282
and finally find out who killed JFK,
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Janny Franny Karlarny,
my elderly neighbor growing up.
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00:14:56,865 --> 00:14:58,907
No! Donald's my buddy.
I won't do it.
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People don't waterboard
their buddies.
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00:15:01,407 --> 00:15:04,782
I told you,
it's old-fashioned office ribbing.
348
00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:06,865
This conversation's not
worth the electricity.
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00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,281
[light switch clicks]
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Ooh, it's like I'm inside
the tea kettle.
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[music]
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[crowd] Hannity!
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It's day two of the Stone
Mountain Patriots defending their
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heritage while open-carrying
surface-to-air missile launchers.
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00:15:20,907 --> 00:15:23,907
Unlike after Charlottesville
when Trump rightfully blamed
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both the murderers
and the murdered,
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this time, he's M.I.A.
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Joining us now is
his adviser Stephen Miller.
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Sean, I love more than
anything to be in the scent
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radius of the President,
but I must report that
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he has forsaken his duty
to defend our tribe!
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00:15:38,032 --> 00:15:39,990
Whoa!
Hold on, Stevie.
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00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,072
He's probably just waiting for
the perfect time to swoop in
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00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:46,198
and stick little American flags
in the marchers' neckbeards.
365
00:15:46,199 --> 00:15:48,907
Wrong!
Suddenly, he's too dignified
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00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,690
to step into the slaughterhouse
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00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,844
as opposed to Mike
Pence, who's not afraid
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00:15:53,845 --> 00:15:56,573
to dive face first
into ground up cow anus.
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00:15:56,574 --> 00:15:58,907
All hail Mike Pence!
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[Pence] I'd be happy to attend
in your place, Mr. President.
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[echoing] ...in your place,
Mr. President.
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00:16:04,157 --> 00:16:07,449
Oh! Mr. President,
what brings you here today?
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I was the perfect president,
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but then you convinced me
to take the high road
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knowing full well it was bumpy
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00:16:13,948 --> 00:16:17,699
and I was lying in the back
trying like hell to eat soup!
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00:16:17,782 --> 00:16:20,157
Sir, I don't know what
you're talking about.
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00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,198
Is this from a movie?
I've only seen two movies,
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00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,822
and it was Mystic Pizza twice.
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00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:27,157
Everyone thought I was
better than Lincoln,
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00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,940
then you got me to talk like you.
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00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,073
Now they only think
I'm as good as Lincoln.
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00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,948
Sir, again, I'm not
trying to undermine you!
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00:16:34,032 --> 00:16:36,449
I believe you, but I can't
speak for Bolton.
385
00:16:36,532 --> 00:16:38,365
[chuckles] Hi, there!
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00:16:38,449 --> 00:16:40,240
You know what?
The way this White House
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00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:42,449
tortures me, maybe Karen's right.
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00:16:42,532 --> 00:16:45,073
Maybe I should run
for president in 2020,
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00:16:45,157 --> 00:16:48,199
if only to find out
if the CIA really did kill
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00:16:48,282 --> 00:16:50,032
Janny Franny Karlarny,
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00:16:50,115 --> 00:16:52,574
my wife's elderly neighbor
when she was growing up!
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00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,574
Bravo.
Now we know where we stand.
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00:16:57,657 --> 00:16:59,616
Now give me your
vice president badge
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00:16:59,699 --> 00:17:01,990
and send in
the animatronic gopher!
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00:17:02,073 --> 00:17:04,317
[echoing] Send in the
animatronic gopher!
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00:17:04,352 --> 00:17:06,362
Send in the animatronic gopher!
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00:17:06,397 --> 00:17:09,073
[tambourine jingles]
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00:17:09,157 --> 00:17:12,532
We're here with Washington's
hot new "it" boy Michael Pence,
399
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,491
and he can call me
"Mother" any time he likes.
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00:17:15,574 --> 00:17:18,157
I'm the president,
and if anyone should be called
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00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,323
"Mother," it's me.
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00:17:19,324 --> 00:17:20,989
Let's talk about the rumors.
403
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,657
Are you actually
dating Gigi Hadid?
404
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:27,449
Karen and I will be together
until the end of days next week.
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00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:30,114
- [together] Awwww.
- I love love.
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00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,448
But this is why I'm here.
407
00:17:31,449 --> 00:17:32,906
The American people should know
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00:17:32,907 --> 00:17:35,407
that the President
has my full loyalty,
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00:17:35,491 --> 00:17:39,323
but I will challenge him for the
Republican nomination in 2020.
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00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,490
- Hey-o!
- You naughty!
411
00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:44,032
- Oh, I done did it!
- Hold that thought, you sexy tiger.
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00:17:44,115 --> 00:17:45,815
We got the President
on the line!
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00:17:45,823 --> 00:17:47,616
Hey, we're here with
your best friend,
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00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,699
Mike Pence, trying to
score some hot goss.
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00:17:49,823 --> 00:17:51,532
[President Trump]
He's not my friend.
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00:17:51,616 --> 00:17:53,782
I bet he's sitting
in my Oval Office chair right now,
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00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,282
spinning around
with his long blond hair
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00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:57,573
flowing in the breeze.
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00:17:57,574 --> 00:18:00,491
- Sir, he's right here.
- I think this is all in your head.
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00:18:00,574 --> 00:18:01,864
Make-believe, if you will.
421
00:18:01,865 --> 00:18:04,864
That's Brian Kilmeade saying
that, so I would listen.
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00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:06,448
If you're listening, Mike,
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00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:10,491
I will have my revenge
in this life or the next.
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00:18:10,574 --> 00:18:12,198
That's from Gladiator.
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00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,823
It's a good movie, and I'm
gonna go watch it right now.
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00:18:14,907 --> 00:18:16,907
When we come back,
we'll meet a baker
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00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:19,365
who refuses to bake anything
for anyone.
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00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:20,822
[music]
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00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:23,699
Okay, explain why I'm not
currently sweating
430
00:18:23,782 --> 00:18:26,990
under nine blankets with a bowl
of hot cheese under my chin.
431
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,441
Since you won't get surgery
and cede power to Mike Pence,
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00:18:30,491 --> 00:18:32,191
your stomach's gonna explode.
433
00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:33,448
You look like a whale!
434
00:18:33,449 --> 00:18:36,523
That's very sweet that you're
concerned with my health.
435
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,198
Daddy, we're more
concerned that,
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00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:40,407
when you explode,
everything will be covered
437
00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:42,491
in undigested grape Slurpee.
438
00:18:42,574 --> 00:18:44,274
Hello!
I'm wearing a shirt!
439
00:18:44,282 --> 00:18:46,157
- That won't work.
- It's not gonna be enough.
440
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,324
You're gonna blow through it
like tissue paper.
441
00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:51,741
At the very least, we want you
to sit in this storage container.
442
00:18:51,823 --> 00:18:54,823
- Is there air in there?
- Eric promised me he put air in there.
443
00:18:54,907 --> 00:18:56,198
- Eric?
- Yeah!
444
00:18:56,199 --> 00:18:58,032
Uh, just give me
20 minutes to check.
445
00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:05,574
[music]
446
00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:08,157
[President Trump]
My vice president wants my job,
447
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,073
my children want to lock me
in a storage container,
448
00:19:11,157 --> 00:19:13,782
and now everyone
doesn't think I'm racist.
449
00:19:13,865 --> 00:19:15,574
Here is my advice to thee.
450
00:19:15,657 --> 00:19:19,449
The citizenry believes that
legislators are good people
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00:19:19,532 --> 00:19:21,449
when they stay above the fray.
452
00:19:21,532 --> 00:19:25,157
But no one asks,
is that indeed good?
453
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,157
Is it good to look past
the ugliness within?
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00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,515
Maybe someone needs
to make that inquiry.
455
00:19:32,616 --> 00:19:35,073
Also, watch out
for that Pence fucker.
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00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,781
He'll gut you like
a portly grouper.
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00:19:36,782 --> 00:19:38,281
I know, right?
458
00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:39,490
- Yes, definitely.
- He's dumb.
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00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:40,698
- He is a fucker.
- Absolutely.
460
00:19:40,699 --> 00:19:42,782
Hey, how are you talking
to me anyway?
461
00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:47,142
You've had a 105 degree fever
for a fortnight.
462
00:19:47,574 --> 00:19:50,616
Sir?
Is everything okay?
463
00:19:50,699 --> 00:19:51,531
[body thuds]
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00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:54,781
Mr. President?
Mr. President?
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00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:56,907
Mr. President!!
[echoing]
466
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:59,907
[dramatic music]
467
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,364
Mr. President?
468
00:20:01,365 --> 00:20:02,989
[groans]
469
00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:06,156
Sir, if we don't conduct this
surgery now, you will die.
470
00:20:06,157 --> 00:20:08,865
Sign the letter triggering
the 25th Amendment.
471
00:20:08,948 --> 00:20:11,491
You'll only be under
for three hours.
472
00:20:11,574 --> 00:20:13,907
[music]
473
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:16,907
Why so sad?
This is everything you wanted.
474
00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:18,823
How will you demean
the office first?
475
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,407
De-escalate tensions
with our strongest allies?
476
00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:24,574
[music]
477
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,574
As much as I want to be
president for a few hours,
478
00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:30,156
I want even more for
my friend to be okay.
479
00:20:30,157 --> 00:20:33,115
You need to listen to me.
Get the surgery.
480
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,698
[echoing] You need
to listen to me.
481
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:36,491
...listen to me.
...listen to me.
482
00:20:36,574 --> 00:20:38,239
Look, Mike, I hate to do this,
483
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,698
but I need to listen to you.
484
00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:42,198
I don't want your charity.
Give it to Mike Pence.
485
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,899
He's so poor, he believes in God.
486
00:20:43,907 --> 00:20:45,531
We're totally throwing a party.
487
00:20:45,532 --> 00:20:47,491
It's gonna make
Mnuchin's party look like
488
00:20:47,574 --> 00:20:49,114
Mike Pence's personality.
489
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,740
[muffled]
I hate my stupid cabinet!
490
00:20:50,741 --> 00:20:52,741
Why can't they all be
like Mike Pence?!
491
00:20:52,823 --> 00:20:55,240
As loyal and dumb
as a basset hound!
492
00:20:55,324 --> 00:20:58,157
Mike, let me just say,
you look dynamite.
493
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,657
Like a Norman Rockwell
painting came to life
494
00:21:00,741 --> 00:21:03,823
and won a shopping spree
at a hotel lobby clothing store.
495
00:21:03,907 --> 00:21:08,157
Tell me America loves me,
you stubborn, fucking asshole!
496
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,782
[music]
497
00:21:10,865 --> 00:21:12,741
I'll get the surgery,
498
00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:16,065
but I want my eyes on Mike
Pence through the whole thing...
499
00:21:16,073 --> 00:21:18,907
because he's my best friend.
500
00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:20,690
? 'Cause we were meant to fly ?
501
00:21:20,699 --> 00:21:22,449
[screaming]
502
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,616
? Things may fall ?
503
00:21:24,699 --> 00:21:27,532
? But we will still be
standing tall ?
504
00:21:27,616 --> 00:21:31,032
And it's a glorious day
here in Stone Mountain, Georgia,
505
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,199
where the alt-right, the proud boys,
506
00:21:33,282 --> 00:21:34,928
the Lieutenants Of Christendom,
507
00:21:34,929 --> 00:21:36,574
Soldiers For A Caucasian Future,
508
00:21:36,657 --> 00:21:40,532
and straight-up Nazis alike have
gathered to protect their heritage.
509
00:21:40,616 --> 00:21:43,491
I'm being told that Mike Pence
will be giving a speech.
510
00:21:43,574 --> 00:21:45,948
There's someone who can
deliver my message
511
00:21:46,032 --> 00:21:48,865
without making you squint
to see its meaning.
512
00:21:48,948 --> 00:21:50,490
[Hannity] Hold on to your hoods!
513
00:21:50,491 --> 00:21:53,616
President Trump is here
to address the crowd!
514
00:21:53,699 --> 00:21:55,491
[crowd booing]
515
00:21:55,574 --> 00:22:00,741
Wow. These usually peaceful
hatemongers are riled up today, folks.
516
00:22:00,823 --> 00:22:04,073
I cannot sit down
because a surgeon
517
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,491
just crossed my southern border
518
00:22:06,574 --> 00:22:10,240
to fix a blockage
without any anesthesia.
519
00:22:12,157 --> 00:22:13,740
[man] Why would you do that?
520
00:22:13,741 --> 00:22:15,449
Allow me to explain.
[music]
521
00:22:15,532 --> 00:22:18,574
This country has always had
a blockage, as well.
522
00:22:18,657 --> 00:22:23,157
Beneath our soaring platitude
is a whole bunch of ugly stuff
523
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,282
we'd like to pretend isn't there,
524
00:22:25,365 --> 00:22:29,365
but, at any moment, could
explode and make a big mess.
525
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,782
I'm assuming they don't
make America-sized
526
00:22:32,865 --> 00:22:34,574
storage containers.
527
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:37,240
[man laughs]
528
00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:39,491
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought that was a joke.
529
00:22:39,574 --> 00:22:41,865
That brings me to Mike Pence.
530
00:22:41,948 --> 00:22:44,324
We believe the same things,
but unlike him,
531
00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:46,491
I don't hide it with flowery language
532
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,156
and a fuddy-duddy personality.
533
00:22:48,157 --> 00:22:51,491
I wear my colon on my sleeve.
534
00:22:51,574 --> 00:22:53,907
You may not see my face
on any flattering
535
00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:56,945
White House portraits,
but one day,
536
00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:59,865
you will see it
carved into this mountain!
537
00:22:59,948 --> 00:23:02,115
[cheering]
Bravo.
538
00:23:02,199 --> 00:23:04,574
Keep up the great work, racists!
539
00:23:04,657 --> 00:23:07,531
- He's talking about us!
- We'll do our best!
540
00:23:07,532 --> 00:23:10,106
- [crowd chanting] Trump! Trump!
- Jeff!
541
00:23:10,141 --> 00:23:12,745
Get your ass over here,
or I'll kick your nuts off!
542
00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:15,449
[music]
543
00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:21,157
[President Trump] We didn't
pass the Fair Elections Act.
544
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,652
It's hard to push through
legislation when you're
545
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:26,065
being photobombed by
a 70-foot Robert E. Lee.
546
00:23:26,115 --> 00:23:29,240
That's okay. With my
words and your gumption,
547
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,532
we'll pass many
other civil-rights-limiting
548
00:23:31,616 --> 00:23:34,449
- freedom acts.
- Mike, I'm really sorry
549
00:23:34,532 --> 00:23:36,491
about having Bolton
waterboard you.
550
00:23:36,574 --> 00:23:37,989
At least he didn't torture you.
551
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:41,822
No apologies necessary.
I briefly led you astray.
552
00:23:41,823 --> 00:23:43,616
Let's call it even.
553
00:23:43,699 --> 00:23:46,032
Dad, are you racist again?
554
00:23:46,115 --> 00:23:50,199
- It's okay.
- I am racist again,
555
00:23:50,282 --> 00:23:52,282
and that's never gonna change.
556
00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:54,065
- Rock on, Dad!
- Daddy's back!
557
00:23:54,115 --> 00:23:55,615
- Yeah!
- That's my dad!
558
00:23:55,616 --> 00:23:57,657
Hey, Pence, this is
kind of a special moment.
559
00:23:57,741 --> 00:24:00,032
Would you mind getting
the fuck out of here?
560
00:24:00,115 --> 00:24:04,073
Of course. If you need me,
I'll be looking the other way.
561
00:24:04,107 --> 00:24:05,240
['80s-style pop music]
562
00:24:05,341 --> 00:24:08,257
? Donald Trump is the president ?
563
00:24:08,341 --> 00:24:12,215
? Donald Trump
is the president ?
564
00:24:12,299 --> 00:24:14,215
? Is Donald Trump the president? ?
565
00:24:14,299 --> 00:24:16,007
? Yes, he is ?
566
00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:19,215
? Yes, he is,
we elected him president ?
567
00:24:19,299 --> 00:24:21,341
? Is Donald Trump the president? ?
568
00:24:21,424 --> 00:24:23,089
? Yes, he is ?
569
00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:26,090
? We had a vote
and elected him president ?
570
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:30,215
? Donald Trump is the president ?
571
00:24:33,424 --> 00:24:34,881
? Donald Trump ?
572
00:24:34,882 --> 00:24:38,466
? He is our president ?
573
00:24:38,549 --> 00:24:41,840
? We made him president ?
574
00:24:41,923 --> 00:24:44,257
? We did it ?
575
00:24:44,341 --> 00:24:48,090
? Donald Trump is the president ?
576
00:24:48,174 --> 00:24:51,132
? We elected Donald Trump ?
577
00:24:51,215 --> 00:24:54,757
? Donald Trump is the president ?
578
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,382
? Donald Trump
is the president ?
579
00:24:58,466 --> 00:25:01,699
? Yeah ?
580
00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:03,538
Trump!
581
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:08,880
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