All language subtitles for Off The Map s01e02 Smile Dont Kill Anyone

(men) ♪ cucaracha ♪

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(rooster crows)

♪ cucaracha ♪
(gasps)

(shower running)

(shower stops)

Guten morgen.

Hi.

Hey! Lily.
This is, um... Gretel.

We met at the cantina
last night. She's from Wank.

Small town in Bavaria.
She's on vacation.

Oh. Well, it's nice
to meet you, Gretel. Um...

You're violating
the shower schedule.

Huh? Well, since we all just met
and have to live together,

I thought it would be
a good idea to...

Oh. Yeah, yeah. Uh, can we
talk about that later?

Cool. Thanks.

Ooh! (laughs)

(clucking)
I find I the height of irony that he's the whore

And we're the ones stuck
bathing like hookers.

What is that?
That's my chicken.

I had her outside last night,
but she got cold. It's eating all my cereal.

She's not an "it."
she has a name.

(chicken caws)
her name is dinner.

And you're being
kind of uptight.

No, I'm not.
I just have a routine.

I like order in my life.

And I think it makes me
a better doctor.

I'm not great with change.

Well, that explains the cell phone.
(giggles)

I mean, does this thing even work?
There's stuff on there I don't wanna lose.

And I read the same text
every morning on my way to work.

Just a little ritual,
you know?

To prepare me for the day.

"Smile. Don't kill anyone."

Really good advice
for a doctor.

And a new roommate.

(indistinct conversations,
dog barking)

It's a big day, Loca. Big day
for all of south America.

You know why?

There's a new shaved ice cart
in town. I got you strawberry.

How can you eat so much sugar
before breakfast?

What are you talking about,
woman? This is breakfast.

Mm. I looked for you
last night.

Thought could take a walk.

The tide was high.
The sky was clear.

It would have been
a good night for it.

I don't know how many times
I have to tell you, Lindo--

We work together.
So? We're not gonna get fired.

I mean, there's no
H.R. department in the jungle.

But we still need to be professional.
Wait.

You're the one who keeps
giving me mixed signals.

Lindo? I mean, in my language,
that means "hot."

No, it means "cute,"
like a dumb puppy.

I'm not crossing the line.

You might as well give it up.
Come on, now. You know you want a piece of this

Imperialist American ass.

(laughs)

This place is kind of awesome.
I mean every day,

Cruise ships drop off

Beautiful ladies
from all over the world.

You know what? I should
chronicle this time in my life.

Just get a big map
and put pushpins in.

How about a robe?

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Like Hef!
No.

That'd be kind of gangster.
For your guests, moron.

I don't need naked strangers
first thing in the mo--

The morning.

Hey!

The new doctors, right?

Yeah, I heard all about you guys
from Dr. Keaton.

I'm Dr. Ryan Clark.

We, uh, we sort of met
at the clinic the other day.

I stole your cab.
Oh, right. Hi.

Yeah. Hi. I'm Lily.

And this is Mina and, uh, Tommy.
Hey.

Doctor. Dr. Tommy Fuller.

Your hand is so wet.

Uh, it seemed like you
were quitting the other day.

Yeah. Well, I keep trying.

But how do you quit this,
right? (chuckles) yeah.

So I'm sorry.

You're telling me
this is your usual routine?

Well, it's god's shower.
(chuckles)

I mean, he wouldn't
have put it here

If he didn't want us to use it.
It's true.

Well, let me get my stuff.
I'll walk with you.

Great. Great.

I could never get naked
in public like that.

All jane of the jungle?
(chuckles)

I could neve
please stay in publ your control freak self.

I cannot handle more naked people.
(Ben) Hey, we got a distress call!

Fisherman upriver spotted
a woman on the bank,

Said her partner was bit
by a snake.

You ditched us, amiga,
on a full moon no less.

Do you know how many babies
I had to deliver alone? I'm sorry. I'm here now.

So who doesn't like snakes?
I like snakes very much.

(Tommy) love 'em.
Great. We get hundreds of snake bites a year,

So the best way to acclimate
yourself is to dive right in.

So, you two-- clinic.
Brenner, you're with us.

You two-- clinic.

(engine starts)

(water rushing)

Brenner! Quit lagging!

I'm coming! I'm--

(Zee) I don't know how you feel

About our favorite redhead
coming back,

But Ryan is a good doctor.
We need her to stay this time.

I agree, but she's the one
that keeps coming and going.

Well, maybe you could try
keeping it professional.

Well, that's not entirely
up to me, is it?

So we have two kinds
of antivenin.

How do we know which to use?

(Ben) We try one!
What if it doesn't work?

We try the other.

I'm sorry.
I just like having a plan.

(laughs)

That's funny.
What?

That's a doctor crutch!

Being prepared?

When it comes to medicine, this
place is like the wild west.

You never know what the jungle's
gonna throw at you. You wing it. (creaking)

You have to. Come on.

(bird chirping)

Oh, thank god.
Are you the doctors?

Where's the patient?
He's at the campsite. Hurry. He's really bad.

It's all my fault.
(Lily) I'm sure that's not true.

I'd blame the snake first.
No, we're wildlife photographers.

Brian saw this amazing specimen,
and he's trying to get the shot,

And I'm babbling on about
how it's been six years

And where we're headed
as a couple.

Even though when we
got together, we agreed

We'd never have that
conversation. Except now!

Now we've got ourselves
in this routine.

So Brian's trying to bait
the snake,

I'm trying to bait Brian
into a deeper commitment,

And it just happened so fast!
The snake got him,

And we couldn't stop it!
I couldn't stop it!

Couldn't stop what?
That!

Forget the antivenin.

(Lily) Why?

Anacondas aren't poisonous.
They just squeeze you to death.

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(breathing heavily)
heart's racing at 120.

Okay, wiggle your fingers
for me.

Good.
Distal neuro-circ intact.

Uh, when the snake started
coiling, I just shoved

The camera tripod between them.
That's a smart move. He'd be dead otherwise.

Told you, Chloe. You're
my little good luck charm.

Can't you just
pull the thing off?

Strength-wise, we're outmatched.
It would take ten of us.

What if we sedate it?
Ketamine is used on animals all the time.

We'll definitely have to play
with the dose,

But it could stop
the constriction.

Good call, Brenner.
Let's get it on board.

(chimes clinking)

Doctora, por favor--
no.

No. No, no, no.
No, gracias.

This... Not appropriate.
Hospital. Trinkets outside.

Uh, no, no.
Mi hermana estáenferma.

Enferma... Uh, yeah.
Momento, momento.

No tengo dinero. Te ofrezco
estos. Elle tiene fiebre y tos.

Yo vine corriendo por acá.
Okay.

"no tengo" is "no-- no have."

And "dinero" is--
money.

He is offering you his art
in exchange for treatment.

His sister is home, very sick
with fever and cough.

(coughs)
ÿtienen agua, por favor?

Agua. Yes. Water.
That means water.

(man coughs)
I got it from here. Thank you.

Look, I know we got off
to a shaky start.

You talking about
how you stood by

While an entire family
almost gave in to T.B.?

Yeah, that was bad, plastics.
It was a bump in the road, sir.

Okay, I'm a good doctor--
a great doctor.

All that plastic stuff? That's
just scratching the surface.

Dr. Cole. Give me a shot.

You wanna save thousands
of lives today?

Follow the directions.
(drawer closes)

You're building a latrine.

New community cropped
a few miles from here.

Can't have them contaminating
the drinking water. I'm a doctor.

Contaminated water accounts for
50% of the illnesses we treat.

You stop that, you stop
the cycle of dease.

(sets down folder)
shovels are out back.

Minard, what are you doing?

I'm making
my first house call.

Symptoms are indicative
of lung fluke,

Paracoccidiomycosis.
Maybe even the first

South American outbreak of S.A.R.S.
Yeah.

This is what a doctor
takes in the field.

B.P. cuff, I.V. fluids,
and antibiotics.

If you find yourself
in a hot zone, let me know.

I'll let you wear
the fancy hat.

Oh, and, uh,
take Dr. Clark with you.

I've had it
with newbies going solo.

(groans)
okay, Brenner.

On my count,
you'll inject.

(groans)
okay, hang in there, mate. Not long now.

Lovely, 'cause actually, this is
starting to really hurt.

Where exactly?

My waist. My hips.

Aah!
Okay.

Hey, Brenner, stop!
Stop, stop, Brenner. Stop.

We can't remove the snake.

I think it's the only thing
keeping him alive. What?

His pelvis is crushed. The snake
is holding it together.

We take it off, he could die.

I'm sorry, mate.
The snake stays.

We've gotta get him to
the clinic for surgery as is.

With an anaconda wrapped around him?
The only reason Brian hasn't bled out is the compression

The snake's putting on his body.
Because she's squeezing at

90 pounds per inch, that's way
more effective than any

Man-made tourniquet.
We have a truck just on the other side of the river.

If we can get him there--
that bridge isn't gonna hold us,

So we're gonna have to cross the river on foot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm a tough bloke, all right?

But this is too much.
I can't do it. I can't. Please. Brian, calm down, okay?

The deeper you breathe,
the tighter she's gonna squeeze. Get this thing off me!

(Chloe) Brian, calm down.
(Zee) tranquilo!

We gotta get him to surgery
as soon as possible. Let's go.

On the count of three. Ready?
One, two, three. (grunts)

(Ryan) ÿviene usted de un pueblo pequeño?
(man) sí.

(speaks Spanish)

(speaks Spanish)

Un mes.

ÿdónde creció?
En Venezuela.

Bruno and his sister
are from Venezuela.

They grew up in an artist's
colony. How cool is that?

Fascinating.

So you don't speak Spanish?

It's easier to learn
when you speak every day.

My parents are missionaries,

So I've lived
all over the world.

Where did you grow up?

Look, um... You seem like
a very nice person,

And when
we're off the clock,

I'm more than happy
to talk to you

All about my crap language
skills and my waspy upbringing,

But when we're in the field,
I work solo.

(chuckles) okay, then.

Doesn't this feel good-- helping
to save thousands of lives?

Wait. How are you helping?

This is all part of the medical
lessons you were begging me for.

Is this supposed to be
meters or yards?

You'd think they'd specify.
You know, man,

I wanna do something cool,
like sew a foot back on or something. Yeah, well, so did I.

But apparently the only thing
Dr. Cole thinks I'm good for

Is digging porta potties.

You know, at least I'm keeping
up my end of the bargain.

Why aren't you teaching me
any Spanish? Piérdete cojudo.

What's that?

Pier-de-te co-ju-do.

It means "get lost."
but you know, ruder.

(chuckles)

(laughing)

♪

(indistinct conversations
in Spanish)

Hey-- or um...

Hola. Hola.

♪

Hey, how do you say, "wanna
build a bathroom?" in Spanish?

I- I don't know.

You don't know?
No.

You are
a terrible Spanish teacher.

♪
you don't know? No.

(gagging)

(girl) es el diablo. Vámonos.

Vámonos!

Somebody help me, please!

Somebody please help me!
Charlie! Help!

Charlie, I need your help!

I... (grunts)

Charlie, please!

Charlie, what the hell?!

Charlie!

Acute pneumonia.
Her lungs are crap.

Por favor.

Vicky es mi única familia.

La vamos a cuidar.

ÿde acuerdo?

She's his only family.

We have to loosen
the secretions,

Or she'll drown
in her own mucous. (breathing erratically)

Wish I had a steam tent.

Ask and you shall receive.

(indistinct conversations
in Spanish)

Oh, hey. You're awake.

... (loudly) you're okay.
We got you breathing again.

You're gonna be fine.

Can you tell me your name?
Her name's Sofia.

How do you know her--

All the kids know me
because of my scar.

You speak english.
That's great.

My name is Dr. Fuller.

Do you, um,
do you know what happened?

The shaking?
Yeah. It's called a seizure.

Do you remember how old
you were when they started? (click)

I was 3. I fell.
Uh-huh.

Um, but I'm better now.

Wait. Wait. I-I can help you.
I'm a doctor.

Oh. You're a doctor?

(chuckles)
that means you think you're very smart,

And you don't know much
of anything.

You know what I do know,
smart-ass? You're epileptic,

And it's totally treatable if you just take medi--
adios, Dr. Gringo.

Okay, well,
if you ever wanna play soccer

With your friends again,
I can make that happen.

I don't have friends.
I'm a loser.

What, just 'cause
you're a brazil fan?

I mean, everyone knows
argentina's where it's at, but--

You're stupid.
Brazil's the best. Mm, not with that defense.

Are you blind?
Have you seen alves move?

Okay, alves couldn't shake
my grandma.

You really do know nothing.
(scoffs)

(Ryan) I built one of these
for a family of eight in Kenya.

Worked like a charm.
(under breath) wow.

You've done
so many amazing things,

And you talk about them
all the time.

(coughing)
hey, you hear that?

It's working.
Bruno, she's out of the woods!

(thud)
Minard!

What the hell?
I barely feel a pulse.

Bruno? Bruno?

(indistinct conversations
in Spanish)

Sofia has epilepsy.
This is tegretol.

Take it twice a day with food,

And the seizures should be
under control.

Dice que tengo epilepsia.

Dos pastillas al día
pueden controlar los ataques.

Papá.

Oh. Papá. Hola.

Tommy. D-Dr. Fuller.

I was just explaining
to your wife that medicine--

Bueno. Okay?

Better life for Sofia, so she
won't be such a loser anymore.

(clicks tongue, chuckles)

Well, I-I am not her husband.

Papáucumari is our curandero,
the medicine man for the town.

Medicine man?

Like... Voodoo
and magic tricks and stuff?

ÿdesaparecerán los demonios
con las pastillas? Sí.

My mother is asking him
if the pills will help

With the demons. Papá says
that's what makes me shake,

When they get into my body
through here.

I-- okay, I'm sorry.

You think the seizures are
caused by a... Demon portal?

No offense, dude,
but it's just a scar.

Well, doctor, I-I have
been treating this family

Since before Sofia was born.

Now I have listened
to what you have to say.

Now you must listen
to what I have to say.

So you can keep scaring everyone
with your crazy-ass theories?

Papá doesn't scare us.
Okay, fine, then he needs to grab a medical journal

And join us here
in the modern world,

Because there are
no evil spirits, okay?

It's just epilepsy, which is a treatable disease.
(speaks inaudibly)

It's very tr--

Señor, please.
Look, the meds will fix her.

Sofia,
please talk to your mother.

Charlie, will you talk
to these people for me?

Dude, where are you going?
I need your help!

Stop! This is nuts.
It's-- it's abuse, okay?

This girl has been suffering
from seizures since she was

3 years old because nobody will do anything.
She is under my care.

No, not anymore.
She's my patient.

If you don't like that, u can
go pier-dite con-cudo yourself!

(woman gasps)

(people murmuring)

Why would he hide
how sick he is?

(wheezing)
Bruno?

He wanted us to focus
on his sister.

He didn't think
he was as sick as her.

His blood pressure is just
barely there. Ister.

Bacteria's gotten
into his bloodstream.

He's halfway
to organ failure.

Metanlo en la carpa.

(Bruno wheezing)

She thinks we can fix him.

Tell her she's wrong.
It's too late for steam.

We've pumped him full
of antibiotics and fluids,

And he's not responding.
There's nothing that we can do.

Por favor, ay údenlo.
(pants)

(Bruno wheezes)

(grunts)

Where are you going?

Tell her that he's gone.
(door creaks)

(speaking indistinctly
in Spanish)

(gasps)

(sobbing)

No!

(wailing)

4-1-8-9.

What?

It's the pin for my bank card--
4-1-8-9.

There's a safe deposit key
in my sock drawer.

Brian.
Mm.

Don't.

There's 1,000 bucks stashed
in my mattress for Y2K.

It's funny. I'd completely
forgotten about that. (sobs)

Darling. Darling,
there's one more thing.

No, no. No. There's nothing else
she needs to know right now.

It's what I tell people
in the E.R.

Don't go to worst-case scenario.
It's not helpful, okay?

This isn't good-bye. It's not
your last conversation. Not now.

Now we walk, okay?
We just have to walk.

No, but there is one more thing I've got to do.
Oh.

(grunts)
oh, god! Brian!

Stop it! Don't let it detach!
Brian! (grunts)

(grunts)
aah!

Oh, come on, Brian!
Stay with us.

What's happening?

His tourniquet's gone. He's bleeding out.
No!

Okay, we have
to replace the snake

With a binding to stop the bleeding.
(Lily) Nothing will give us that kind of pressure.

Well, it's just a stopgap. We don't have a choice.
The stretcher. Keep pressure on his pelvis.

Okay. (grunts)

Okay. Hold.

Okay. Okay.
It's not as good as the snake,

But it should slow the internal
bleeding, buy us a little time.

(gasps) my god.

It bit me. Oh, god.
I've been bit by a snake.

Here.

I tried to grab it, but...
It's okay. It's okay. I'm fine.

It's not poisonous.
Just keep moving.

Okay. We gotta move now.
You ready?

On one, two, three. (grunts)

(grunts)
(grunts)

She just keeps saying
her brother was her only family

Over and over again.

I gave her something
to help her sleep.

So how do we call
the coroner?

What?

I mean,
who picks up the body?

Is there a funeral home
or something?

I mean, I know we can't
just leave the body,

But we can't stay here all day.
The clinic is backed up-- who the hell do you think you are?

You think you have it all
figured out? You don't.

You failed today. You failed your patient.
What are you talking about? I saved her life.

Then didn't have the guts
to comfort her

When her brother died. Saving her life was the easy part.
What was I supposed to do? I don't speak Spanish.

You don't have to speak
Spanish to be a human,

Although you really
could've bothered to learn

You think you can just call it
and go home now, send the body

On a slab to the morgue?

Being a doctor here
doesn't end at time of death.

You wanna know where the funeral
home is? Right here! We're it!

I have to prepare the body.
I don't expect you to help.

I put you on bathroom duty
to keep you out of my hair.

Next thing I know, I'm getting
pulled out of surgery to manage

A crisis you created.
Wait. Why am I the bad guy here? This witch doctor's cure is

Probably a topical application of feathers.
You don't get it, plastics.

What don't I get? I'm trying
to practice medicine here.

Well, this is more
than medicine.

The curandero is the cultural
and spiritual leader here.

You insult him,
you insult everyone.

(chuckles) come on.
This guy is a sham.

I had migraines for years.
Like, nothing could touch 'em.

Papá said I had two jaguars
fighting in my head.

He burned some herbs,
made me inhale some smoke.

Smelled like crap,
but hell if it didn't work.

Okay. Great.

But for epilepsy, the only
treatment is medication,

And this guy won't
even listen to me.

Did you listen to him?
No. You mouthed off.

People here come to us because
we have earned Papá's respect.

We practice our medicine
alongside his.

Took us years to build
that relationship,

And in two seconds, you destroyed it.
Fine. I messed up, okay?

So just let me go in there,
and I'll fix it.

(door squeaks)

Nah, man. It's...

It's too late.

(door closes)

(indistinct conversations
in Spanish)

Awesome day.

Oh. The best.

I just set the clinic back
about ten years.

Oh, by the way, if you happen
to meet a guy named Papá...

Mm?
Just go with it.

Okay.

(sighs) I'm 0-for-2.
Cole hates me.

Mnh-mnh. You get
at least three chances

Before someone makes up
their mind.

Yeah?

Well, not me.

I snap-judge. (crunches)

Oh, crap! The bathroom.

What? What?
Where are you going?!

I don't want to waste
my last chance!

(horn honks)

Minard! Get Ryan and Cole
to prep the O.R. Come on!

Ohh!
(Mina) I'm on it.

We have
major internal crush injuries

Caused by a green anaconda.
The canvas is the only thing holding his pelvis together.

Once we untie it, there's going
to be massive hemorrhaging.

We'll only have a few minutes
to control the bleeding then. Pulse Ox borderline 91.

Okay, I'm gonna slice off
the canvas as soon as the meds

Are on board.
(groans)

Oh, hey.
Welcome back, Brian.

Now you woke up just in time
for us to put you out again.

We're gonna operate, okay?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that blood there before?

No, it wasn't.
I'll take a look.

Oh! Femoral bleed.
(groans)

Ohh.
Let's get the tourniquets on.

Hey, what caused it, bone shard?
I can't tell.

It's in my pocket.
Hmm?

In my po.

(Brian) There.

That's what I was trying to show
Chloe at the river. (laughs)

You were trying
to propose.

Okay,
the canvas was wrapped so tight,

The ring sliced through and nicked your femoral artery.
I've really mucked this up, haven't I?

That thing's supposed to be on Chloe's finger right now.
No, it's my fault.

I didn't know you were gonna...
I'm really sorry.

Well, when we're back home
and all this is over,

I'll do it right. (laughs)

Do it now.

Pressure's down. 2 liters
of saline. We gotta move.

It's okay.

Somebody go get Chloe.

Brian, I was wrong.

I was following protocol,

But this isn't the E.R.

This is the jungle,

And anything you want to say
to someone you love,

You say it... Now.

(Ben) She's right, mate.

Look, you got the best doctors
working on you,

But... We got
a pretty tough climb.

How tough?

Pretty tough.

(pants)

Okay. All right then.

(door opens)

Hi, baby.

Darling...

We've been together for
a long time now, haven't we?

Mm-hmm.

We've got our routine down.
(chuckles) Tuesday-- tacos.

Sunday morning--
jogs in the park.

Well, we never
really do that. (laughs)

No. (laughs) no.

Even if we did,
that routine--

It doesn't work for us
anymore.

Chloe, I love you.

I want to spend the rest
of my life with you.

I want us to take
the next step. It's time.

(voice breaks) yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, 'cause I wanna
not go jogging with you

For the next 50 years,

And I don't want to have
to plan date night.

I want the rest of our lives
to be date night. (crying)

All right?

(sighs) I just need you to make it through this.
Well, is that all you need?

(Chloe) mm.

Oh, that piece of cake.
Ohh.

Yeah. (chuckles)
(sniffles)

We gotta get started.

(crying)
it's okay.

Ohh.

(crying)

(Ben) All right then.
Pelvic bindings are coming off.

Now once they're gone, we got to move fast.
Everybody ready? (instruments clink)

Trauma shears.

(sobs)

(hammering)

Can I help?

Oh, now you want to help.
(clatters)

Where the hell you been all day?
I was busy.

Well, you really left me hanging
at the clinic, little man.

I could've used your help with big papa.
Hey, I heard Cole fixed everything.

Papá is gonna give Sofia
the pills as part

Of the healing ceremony.
(scoffs) whatever. At least she'll be cured.

She won't have seizures anymore.
She can be normal now.

No, she can't. She's still gonna
have that scar on her face.

People are still gonna be scared.
Why, because the demons can still get in her?

(laughs)In someone else.

(nail clatters)
You're scared of her, too.

That's why you flaked
on me at the hospital?

Dude, I seriously need to
teach you some real medicine,

So you can actually help s--

(nail clatters)

Where are you going?
I gotta treat my patient.

Papá.

Mm.

Hola.

Uh... Oh. (mutters)

Uña de gato tea.

For your head.

My head?

Yes. Dr. Cole explained that
you were dropped as a child,

And things have not been
right in you ever since.

Right.
Mm.

Thanks.

I want your permission

To try and treat Sofia
again.

I think I can help
with her, um...

Demon issue.

(chuckles)
Young American doctors.

You have all the answers,
huh?

You have been practicing your
medicine for, what, three years?

I have been practicing mine
for 300.

You look...

Really good. (chuckles)

The role of the curandero
has been in my family

For over ten generations.

We have access to
the best pharmacy in the world--

The rain forest.

We know the curative powers
of every single plant in it.

So no offense, dude,

But we were treating people
long before you came here,

And we were doing just fine
without you.

You couldn't stop
Sofia's seizures.

Well, neither could you.

All due respect,

I had the meds.

(chuckles) in order
for a cure to work,

The patient must believe in
the doctor doing the curing.

Sofia would not have taken
those pills from you.

She does not believe
in you.

Well...

Not a lot of people do.

But I came here
to change that,

And I'm trying to start
with you.

Femoral almost
under control. Cut.

(monitor beeping steadily)

Brenner, we got this. You might
want to go redress that bite.

It's looking pretty nasty.

Oh, I'm fine. I'd like to see
my patient through surgery.

(monitor beeping rapidly)
cardiac arrest!

V- tach.
Femoral bleeding's under control.

Well, then why is this happening?
Rhabdomyolysis. The toxins from the muscle damage

Have stopped his heart.
Our bindings must have kept so much pressure on his body,

They must have been contained.
Until now. No pulse.

(monitor beeping rapidly)
charge 200. Clear.

(thunk)

Still no change.
You thinking what I'm thinking?

Subclavian.
His potassium's sky-high.

We've gotta get calcium
right to the heart.

But we don't have central line kits.
Never done one like this before, but it'll have to do.

Let me do it.
I've done about a million.

I'm really good
at sticking people.

At my hospital,
they called me "the sadist."

Shock him now.

Charge to 300. Clear.

(thunk)

(monitor beeping steadily)

Strong pulse.
Breathing on his own.

I'll be damned. I think we're out of the woods, people.
All right.

Let's get an ultrasound in here
and double-check that pelvis.

All right. Almost finished. Now
you can't feel anything, right?

Just your stinky breath.

(chuckles)
ah. Thank you. That's sweet.

Okay. Name the layers
I just closed.

Um, deep fascia.

Sub-cuteness.

Cutaneous, but good.
(chuckles)

And speaking of good...

Well, you must be happy

If you can't think of
anything insulting to say.

All right. Step up.

You're cutting the suture.

(chuckles)

All right.

(snips)
nice.

It looks like... Like nothing.

(giggles)all right.
Y don't you go get him?

All right.

(gloves snap)

(whispers) thank you.

I'm pretty good.

(whispers) mijita.

She can go home,

And she has to take
her pills.

But no more demons.
Yeah, nothing else is gonna get in there.

No hay más demonios.

(sniffles)

Gracias, doctor.

Mm.

I believe.

Plastics.

Yes,
I finished the latrine,

And I remembered
the fly screen, too,

So if you want me to build
another crapper tomorrow,

I've got it down.

Yeah, look, um...

I never could've done
a scar revision that clean.

Thanks.

That actually means a l--

To me.

(sighs)

That was a good save in there
with the subclavian.

No, it was a great save,

Because
I am a great doctor,

So don't ever make me
doubt that again.

I never said you weren't
a great doctor.

You're just not
a very good physician.

What's the difference?

A doctor treats.

A physician heals.

(groans)

These work better.

(laughs)

No, really.

Here.

(inhales deeply, groans)

Ow.

(exhales deeply) that.

(clis)

"smile.

Don't kill anyone."

This is my doctor crutch.

(chuckles)
what does it mean?

I woke up one morning

After working a double

To find my fiancé had eaten
the last of the cereal. (clink)

Ooh.

Mm-hmm. I was hungry and pretty
pissed off... (inhales deeply)

(whispers) sorry.

So I made him run out
on his bike to get me some,

And on his way back,
he texted-

"Smile. Don't kill anyone."
yeah.

Cute.

Well, I hope you cut him
some slack when he got home.

He never got home.

A car hit him

Three blocks away
from the house.

(clink, clatters)

(rattles)

It's your first jungle trophy.

(giggles)
Mm.

Thank you.

You don't need a crutch.

No, that's proof
you can handle anything.

Good night.

(clatters)

(lid closes)

That's perfect. Perfect.

Yeah?

(speaking inaudibly)

It's a nice night.

Wanna go take that walk?

(chuckles)

Sure.

Just two professionals,

Strolling on the beach,

Respecting each other's professional space.

(chuckles)

You just crossed the line.

Ah, screw the line, Lindo.

(indistinct conversations)

♪

Don't you usually drink
at your desk?

Uno más.

Well, I thought I'd
shake things up a little.

(sighs)

You wanna talk about it?

Not really.

You wanna...
Go someplace else then?

(laughs) you mean...

Well, there's no reason
to shake that up.

I'm back, okay?

It doesn't mean I'm back.

Anyway,
you won't be lonely long.

(glass thuds)

I saw the way you looked
at the new girl.

The new girl?

You can't see it, 'cause it's
coming off your face,

But I used to get
that look all the time.

(radio static)

♪

(men) ♪ oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

(laughs)

(man singing in Spanish)

(shower running, laughter)

(Tommy) hey, get my back.

(woman speaks French)
(laughs) ooh!

Is that how you do it
in France?

(speaking French, laughs)

(indistinct conversation,
laughter)

♪

(men)
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
(wind gusts)

♪ oh, oh, oh ♪

Oh, crap.

♪

Oh, god.

♪

Ohh. This isn't happening.

You looking for this?
Uh, yeah. (chuckles)

Yeah.

You know you're bathing

On a main hiking trail,
right?

Uh, no, I-I didn't know
that, actually.

(men)
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

So, um...

How much did you just see?

Brenner, I'm a doctor.

You know
I've seen it all before.

So you did see it all?

Oh, yeah.

I saw it all.

(men)
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

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