All language subtitles for Nurse Jackie s06e09 Candyman.eng

Jackie: Previously on "Nurse Jackie"...

Listen up, people.

Dr. Roman's DEA number has been hijacked.

Nancy Wood.

Does that name ring a bell?

That's the patient who
stole Carrie's DEA number.

This is Helen.

She's a nun.

They move Helen upstairs?

She said she was discharged.

Fuck.

So when is the wedding?

We're thinking soon.

I had problems in my marriage,
Jack. I never said I didn't.

You don't talk to your
kids. I didn't know that.

I never lied to you.

Hey, Frank.

You've got to call your kids.

Yeah, I know.

(Groans)

You have to make the first move.

Maybe I will.

I had a really, really bad day, Mommy.

Can I stay here?

I can't promise you I won't relapse.

I am an addict.

I got to get some air.

(Theme music playing)

(Man vocalizing)

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Mom, there's peanut butter in this one.

Wow, really?

It's a peanut butter and jelly filling.

Mm. I vote for that one.

Okay, guys, we do have
to get you to school.

Sorry I didn't tell you
we were tasting cakes.

Yeah, it's not what I
was expecting at 8:00 a.m.

We had to get the order in today and I told
them we could all choose the cake together.

- You want a bite?
- No, no. I'm fine.

Hey, Fi, easy with the frosting, please.

I just want to try the yellow one.

So how's it been going with Grace at home?

Uh, good.

Considering the girls at
school are still icing her out,

we're getting along pretty well.

Did you get your invitation?

- To your wedding?
- Yeah.

We would really love for
you and Frank to be there.

Oh, well, me and Frank are...

I guess we're going through a rough patch.

Oh, no. Ugh, I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

Yeah, it's fine. It's
just one of those things.

Well, we would love for you
to be there no matter what.

And so would the girls.

Fi, honey, you've got to stop.

Gloria: Hold on, Officer.

You're making a big mistake.

I'm cleared to park here.

There's a hospital personnel
parking pass on the dashboard.

Excuse me, you need to
stop writing that ticket

and listen to me while I'm talking to you.

- Good morning, Gloria.
- Is it?

Hey, look at you.

A week ago, your head was in the toilet.

You look fantastic.

- What, are you drunk?
- What? No.

I'm being nice. How you feeling?

Great. I just got
invited to Kevin's wedding

by his very considerate fianc?e.

Oh. You gonna wear something sparkly?

(Phone rings)

- It's Frank.
- All right, I'll see you in there.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Look, I got a lot of people I
love not talking to me right now.

- That's not my fault, Frank.
- I know.

DEA contacted my precinct about your ER.

Something about a physician's
DEA number being stolen.

Okay, what's that have to do with me?

Someone's coming over there today.

They're gonna screen everybody
and it's gonna be thorough.

Well, it's a good thing
I'm clean and sober.

Yeah, it is.

I miss you, Jack.

- I've got to go.
- Yeah, me, too.

I've got to go.

What the hell? Why is this closed?

I need gum.

It's so close.

This is not the way I want to start my day.

(Bangs)

(Phone ringing)

Hold.

What's that thing called when
Mercury is going backwards?

I don't know.

Well, it's happening because
this day is a shit show already.

So I can't get the day off?

No chance in hell.

- Oh, good, you're here.
- Yes, I am here.

That runaway nun is in the waiting room.

- Helen?
- The only person she'll talk to is you.

And she looks even worse than she
did the last time, if that's possible.

Well, I'm glad you came back.

I feel like hell.

It hurts to move.

I'm almost too tired to drink.

Well, I get a second chance to help you.

I don't believe in second chances.

Dr. Roman, you remember Helen.

Hi. I threw up on you.

I remember.

- Vitals?
- BP is 100 over 60.

Pulse is 88.

And there appears to be
a severe case of lice.

Oh, no wonder I'm so itchy.

Let's run a metabolic panel,

do a close examination of her scalp

and just get her cleaned up.

Do you have 'em, too?

My God, I just found out.

The newsstand guy died.

What? Naeem?

Yeah.

Wait, you knew his name?

Naeem Reshamwala. Of
course I knew his name.

He's worked here forever. That's terrible.

Okay, I will be right back.

I never even noticed he was sick.

I'm just another jerk who wanted gum.

(Beeps)

Do you see anything?

Please tell me, do you see anything?

There's nothing there.

You have a very clean scalp, though.

It doesn't feel like it. Oh, my God.

Stop squirming. Let me finish.

All right.

- (Imitates monkey)
- Stop it.

What? I'm grooming you.

Nothing.

Can you recheck? I still feel something.

Look, you're fine. You
haven't caught anything yet.

My first year, I got everything.

I got lice three times.
Strep, scabies, shingles.

(Grunts, panting)

I was checking her for lice.

In her mouth?

We're lucky we caught it in time.

(Beeps)

Attention, this is an announcement.

There will be a memorial in the chapel

at 3:00 p.m. sharp for Naeem Reshamwala,

our dearly departed newsstand proprietor.

Attendance is strongly encouraged.

You were right.

So many people check out
and abandon their flowers.

I know.

But we're gonna need more.
Did you check maternity?

Maternity, ICU. How many
people are coming to this?

I'm expecting a very strong turnout.

Naeem has a very large family.

- You called his family?
- Yes.

So we're going to need to step it up.

The reason you're so tired is
that you're profoundly anemic.

We need to do a blood transfusion.

It's gonna take a few hours.

Fine. I got nowhere to be.

- Has anyone seen Gloria?
- No, why?

There's a tow truck out front.

It's about to haul her Mustang
away in, like, two seconds.

- I tried talking to the guy.
- All right, thanks.

You have to wash her before
you start the transfusion.

Wait. I don't wash people.

It's like my one thing.

- Please disrobe.
- No, thanks.

You need to take off your
clothes so you can get clean.

You take off your clothes.

Look, I'll turn around if that will help.

It'll help.

Fuck.

(Dryly) Helen, wait.

(Truck beeping)

Hey! Hey! Hey, I'll move it!

- Hey!
- She's moving the car! We'll move it!

Thanks, lady.

- What'd you just do?
- Gave the guy a hundred bucks.

Gloria, there's a spot right over there.

It's too small. I'm just
gonna put it in the lot.

No, there's plenty of room
here. Come on, I'll show you.

Back it up. You've got room, go.

You're good. Back it up.

Back it up.

Am I okay? Keep going?

Uh, yeah. Why don't you keep going?

Keep going.

Ow! Stop! Don't... no, no.
Gloria, my fucking foot!

Go, go, go! Oh, shit.

I feel terrible about this.

Can I at least get you a moon boot?

They're toes. I'll be fine.

Hey there, lady who took all my money

with a full house jacks high.

Hello.

- You ready?
- For what?

I thought you might want
to hit the 12:30 meeting.

(Sighs)

- Are you limping?
- No.

Look, I don't mean to seem ungrateful,

but I would like to try
this on my own for a while.

Oh, wow, okay.

What about the little
trip to Miami we just took?

Yes, exactly. That was hard on all of us.

And I don't need to bring everyone
I ever meet down into this.

Okay, Jackie.

What? I will still go to meetings.

One day at a time. Thank you.

Don't do that. Don't thank me.

We've got to talk about this.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- I am not taking my clothes off.
- Helen. Helen.

- Okay, Helen.
- No, no, no.

Not many people have seen me like this.

I understand. But we have to get you clean.

- You comfortable?
- Not at all.

(Water splattering)

- Water warm enough?
- Yes.

Thank you.

- What is that?
- What?

You have a bone protrusion on your back.

- Did you break a rib?
- Probably.

I tried to jump in
front of a cab last week.

Uh-huh. Is that a regular thing?

It's pretty regular.

All right, I'm gonna
take a look at it, okay?

Just let me know when it gets painful.

Everything is painful.

Yeah, that's painful.

Okay.

You're really in pain.

Yeah, you ran over my foot.

I need a psych consult for my nun.

You got it.

Anything else I can do for you?

Well, I spoke to my sponsor.

Apparently there is a
NA sponsor-approved plan

for when someone in recovery is injured.

- I'm listening.
- It's pretty simple.

I get a prescription for
pain medication from Coop.

You hold it and you administer it.

- That's it?
- That's it.

I don't touch a thing.

That way, it won't
interfere with my sobriety.

But I'm not gonna go to Coop
unless you're okay with it.

Let me think about it.

I don't have anything to say.

You're the chief. Do something chief-like.

Make a small but meaningful speech.

Thor, I didn't even know the guy.

None of us did. It was
like he was invisible.

Mr. Dr. Cooper. (Laughs)

- Hello.
- Hello.

This is the Dr. Cooper.

(Laughs)

We are very sad about Naeem...

- Yeah.
- ... but we're very happy to meet you.

Aw.

Oh. (Laughs nervously)

- Oh, he told you.
- (Laughing)

Right this way.

She just went through detox.
And now she's pushing me away.

You don't isolate after you've
gone through something like that.

Yeah, well, pushing people
away is her specialty.

There's nothing you can do about it.

Oh, there's something I can do about it.

What does that mean?

- I can go to her boss.
- Whoa, whoa.

No one's going to anyone's boss.

Hey, can I get 600 mg of ibuprofen, please?

- Yeah.
- Hey.

What are you doing here?

We're gonna go out. I'm gonna
take her out for a coffee.

I know a great place for an $8 latte.

Ibuprofen, yeah?

Sorry, I got to lock up.

Better be a good fucking latte.

It is.

(Pump hissing)

You look good, Sister.

Yeah, I got a shower.

So, Helen, after your transfusion,

we're gonna give you a full physical.

You don't need to keep helping me.

Do you still feel like you
want to harm yourself, Helen?

I don't want to harm
myself. I just want to die.

Good answer. We're required by law

to keep suicidal patients for 48 hours.

So you're in our care for a few more days.

We're going to start soon.

Oh, my gosh, Helen.

- You look so pretty.
- (Laughs)

- I do?
- You really do. I wish I had a mirror.

Here.

(Clicks)

See?

Oh, my. Nice.

Want me to send it to you?

You can e-mail it to me.

Homeless.nun@aol.com.

You have a minute?

I told Coop my arthritis is flaring up.

What'd you do that for?
I didn't ask you to lie.

Jackie, given your history, the
fewer people who know, the better.

Now I have them.

I'll hold them.

Is two enough?

What are they, 5 mg? I
think I'm gonna need three.

Thank you.

Welcome. Tissues. Hello. Welcome.

- Welcome. Tissues. Hello. Welcome.
- Thanks.

(Cello playing)

Welcome. Tissues. Hello. Welcome.

Thanks.

Welcome. Tissue. Hello. Welcome.

Did you hire a cellist?

No, I traded that crazy street cellist

on the corner a full body
scan for his services.

Genius.

Welcome.

Juicy Fruit.

Excuse me?

Juicy Fruit.

- How did you know?
- I'm Ajay.

My father told me about all of you.

He would want you to have
your favorite sweet today.

And you are the sugarless Gummy Bears.

I am indeed. Thank you very much.

Hello, Mrs. "$100,000 Bar."

Yes, that's my candy. Thank you.

Jackie, this is Naeem's son.

- I'm Ajay. Hello.
- Hello.

I'm so sorry about your
dad. He was a very sweet man.

Thank you. And this is for you.

Life Saver.

Woman: Let us all remember Naeem

for the love and sweetness
he brought into our lives.

I know he would be very touched

by this wonderful service.

He loved working here.

His heart was full.

It just wasn't strong.

Would anybody like to say anything?

- What?
- You're the only one who knew his name.

(Sighs)

Naeem Reshamwala...

he was such a sweet man.

Many of us here at the hospital knew him

and some didn't, but...

some of us knew him better than others,

but he was always there,
was always a part of our day.

He was always smiling.

And he has such a beautiful, loving family

and they're all here today to...

and...

I'm sorry.

He was, you know...

(Voice breaking) I'm sorry.

It's just that he was...

(Sobs)

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I'd like to read something.

"Who can take tomorrow,

dip it in a dream?

Separate the sorrow

and collect up all the cream?

The candy man.

The candy man can.

Because he mixes it with love

and it makes the world taste good."

Zoey:
Who can take a sunrise

All:
The candy man...

- (Cello playing)
-
Oh, the candy man can

-
Oh...

You were perfect.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah.

People were crying and singing.

Really? Good.

Because I didn't want to recite
something old and then walk away.

Hello.

Funerals are about life.

I need to say something.

- I don't have lice.
- I don't care about lice.

I don't want to sue you.

God, I don't want you to sue me either.

So, okay, well, we're at work

and I'm not supposed to touch you.

It's too late. It's way too late.

We can't have sex in your office.

I don't want to have sex in your office.

It's, like, more than that.

We are not having sex in this hospital.

Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?

- (Elevator bell rings)
- Come on.

You throw a good memorial.

- You can do mine.
- Thank you.

This day started out terrible
and it's really turned around.

I love when that happens.

Can you tell me where I
would find a Mrs. "Alketus"?

I'm Gloria Akalitus. How can I help you?

Dick Richards, DEA Diversion Control.

We're investigating the stolen
DEA card of a Dr. Carrie Roman.

Oh, wonderful. Come with me.

You know the drill, people.

Well, I'm screwed.

You don't have to worry
about anything, Jackie.

We'll delay your testing
until your foot is healed.

I don't need you to cover for me.

Not covering anything.
I'm just allowing you

to take a test when you're fully healed.

How is the pain? Need another pill?

Actually, yeah, I think I do.

Meet me in my office.

It's nice when coffee turns into dinner.

That hasn't happened for a while.

Reading glasses. No, sexy.

Yes.

And now that I can see, I
think I'm going with the burger.

- Great.
- How about you?

Um... just let me borrow them.

- Uh-huh.
- Thanks.

- Oh.
- You look great.

Oh, thanks.

I can't remember. I think this place

used to be a bathhouse or
something crazy like that.

- Or a post office.
- Do you have a girlfriend?

Uh, no. Not really.

How long were you and
Jackie sleeping together?

You're pretty fucking direct.

I don't know. About a year.

It's been over a lot
longer than that, though.

But you still seem so connected.

Yeah.

You familiar with dark matter?

Particle physics?

Sounds complicated.

Yeah, I like it complicated.

Hmm.

Cooper: Oh, got it. Okay, that's better.

- (Carrie laughs)
- Okay, wait. There.

- I'm gonna...
- Carrie: Ow.

- I'm gonna touch your...
- Touch it.

- Is that okay?
- Oh, my God, just do it.

- Can I?
- You can touch anything you want.

(Laughs)

(Helicopter blades whirring)

Oh, my God!

Are we being busted by a traffic copter?

(Laughing)

They don't see us, we don't see them.

_

_

- (Video playing)
- (Grace laughs)

Um, excuse me. What is going on here?

Oh, hey, Mom. This is Tommy.

Um, hello.

Jackie Peyton, these are my boys.

Tommy and Joey.

- I'm Joey, he's Tommy.
- Hey, Mrs. Peyton.

Jackie, please.

Well, hey, guys. I've
heard so much about you.

You told me to call them.

It was hard, but I called my boys.

Well, I'm glad to meet them.

You know, it's 'cause of you they're here.

(Video playing)

(Chatting, laughing)

Look, I'm not gonna pressure you, Jack.

I'm just gonna tell you I miss you.

And I know we've been through something,

but this can still get great, you know?

We can have all this.

Us, our kids.

You want that?

Tommy: Hey, Dad.

Don't go anywhere.

I got nowhere to go.

(Beeps)

_

Hey, it's Jackie.

Want to go to a wedding with me?

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