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Felix, get your father.
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- How did it go at the doctor's?
- What's your problem?
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Oscar can walk, but my family
can't remember me.
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Jake, son.
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It's not just that we've been forgotten.
There are whole new lives.
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Like a different version
of the same reality.
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- Mum!
- (Gasps) I don't have a son.
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Are you that nut job
who came to my house yesterday?
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What are you doing
talking to my girlfriend?
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Run, stalker!
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FELIX: It was no storm.
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I think there might be forces at play
which we don't understand.
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SAM: She was that creepy woman
from the forest.
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PHOEBE: Where'd you get that from?
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- Adults only.
- The amulet picks you.
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Hey, watch out!
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You just saved my life.
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? (Theme music)
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Season 1, Episode 5
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(Birds chirping)
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Cooee! (Echoes)
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Ooh...
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(Laughs)
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FELIX: It is so cool up here, Oscar.
You can see the whole of Bremin.
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Just a little bit further.
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- Come on, Oskie, what are you scared of?
- I'm not "scared".
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Aah!
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OSCAR: Felix...!
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- Aah...!
- Oscar, no!
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(Screaming continues)
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FELIX'S MUM: My baby...
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(Sobbing)
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My baby...
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(Sobbing)
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My poor baby boy...
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He's my baby...
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ANDY: This porridge is gross.
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- Oh, poor baby...
- But it's not even cooked.
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Harden up, Andy, porridge
is the breakfast of champions.
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Oh, a raw food movement, cool!
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(Stomach grumbles)
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- There's nothing left.
- You snooze, you lose.
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- Thanks a lot, so-called friends.
- You're welcome, freak.
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Will you stop calling me "freak"?
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ALL: No.
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I thought freakiness was his thing.
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(Door opens and shuts)
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- Do we have toilet paper?
- Dude, we don't even have a toilet.
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Ugh. (Stomach grumbles)
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? ?
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Hey, Oscar, just coming...
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...To see you.
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You know...
When you run away from us...
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Really hurts our feelings.
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- Doesn't it, Dyl'?
- Yeah.
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Would you look at that...
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The weirdo has a little toy.
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OSCAR: P-please don't...
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(Trent laughs)
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- Please don't break it. It's a Valtirian.
- Come on, guys, just... leave him alone.
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You hear something, Dyl'?
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- Nup.
- Nup...?
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It's what you get for being
such a freak in front of us.
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Don't call him a freak!
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(Trent grunts)
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- Get off!
- Run, Oscar, run!
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Well, I think we can all agree
that was unexpected...
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Now, if you�ll just excuse me...
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(Birds chirping)
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(Indistinct chatter)
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This is a terrible idea.
We should be laying low.
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No, no, no, no,
we impress a few people,
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elevate our social status,
and then it's "good bye scavenging".
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People'll be lining up
to invite us to dinner.
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You know, speaking of jobs,
we could try making some cash.
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Way ahead of you, big man...
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Hello, Bremin.
Prepare to fall in love with me.
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Again.
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Fascinating.
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It's like he's the president
of his own fan club.
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___
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___
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Jake...
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First, I will lure them in.
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Fearlessly acting as bait.
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Then, when Trent and Dylan attack,
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the Trianite mothership
will close in from behind
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and squash their heads!
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- And...
- Oscar!
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Oscar... Just bringing
back your thingy.
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Before you appeared,
I was number... four
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on Trent's and Dylan's bully list
and now I'm like two.
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In front of Mike Parker.
He brings a stuffed unicorn to school.
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A unicorn...
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- But you needed help.
- I needed to be left alone.
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Yeah, that was working out well
for you.
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Ah, just go away!
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And what if I don't?
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What if I stay here?
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Pitch at little Teepee
and use his litter box as a toilet.
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What if everybody hears
about the freak in the front yard,
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and I tell them
we're BFFs.
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Only girls say "BFFs".
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Then you'll be known as the friend
of the girlie front yard freak.
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And that'll make you...
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Number one on the list.
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I see you're well versed
in the art of blackmail.
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Yeah...
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I also overheard you
talking to yourself.
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- I wasn't talking to myself.
- Then who were you talking to?
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OSCAR: His name...
Is Centaurus the Deadly.
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Warrior outcast
of the Sarax Tribe.
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"Warrior outcast"...
Very Metal.
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It's different to how I had it.
I mean, would... have it.
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Why is it that you wanna
hang out with me so much?
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- It's weird.
- I think we could be a good team.
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We're similar.
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OSCAR: I don't see
any similarities.
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- You must really love that magazine.
- No... I have to cut out the coupons.
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Twenty equals one of the Valtirian
cruisers that was obliterated today.
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- Because of you.
- You know, if I helped...
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We could get it done
in half the time.
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(Birds chirping)
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(Dramatic music)
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(Bees buzzing)
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ELLEN: Oscar!
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Oscar? I know
you're in there.
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Can't people tell
that I'm working here...?
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Oh, the beast
has left the swamp.
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Look, this is serious.
My dog, Wikileaks, is missing.
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Look, I'd love to help,
I'd really would, but...
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I... I'm too busy, you know?
Not... caring.
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- You...
- You remember me!
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You were with the guy
from the bus.
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- He saved my life.
- I can help you look for Wikileaks.
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He's more likely to run
if he sees...
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You... What did you say
your friend's name was, again?
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I didn't.
It's Andy.
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Andy...
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Tell him...
"Ellen says hi".
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- And I'm Felix.
- Yeah... Sure.
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(Footsteps approaching)
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More friends, Oscar...
Mr. Popular!
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Mum... please, go back in the house.
And... she is not my friend.
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- I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.
- I'm Felix.
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You have a lovely home, Mrs. Ferne.
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Thank you, Felix.
(Sneezes) (Eerie whispering)
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Sorry, must be hay fever.
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(Sneezes)
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Oh! I think I need
antihistamines.
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You know, you should
come here more often, Felix.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful, Oscar?
I'm just ducking to the chemist.
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Have fun, boys.
(Sneezes)
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Ooh...
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Blackmail and toadying...
You are formidable.
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(Car door shutting)
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(Engine starts)
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(Phone ringing)
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Hi...
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How can I help you...
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Uhm... my Dad and I
are moving here...?
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Uhm, to Bremin, and he... sent me in
to have a look at some houses to rent.
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- Your dad sent you here...?
- Yeah.
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And did your dad send you
round to my house, too?
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Oh, yeah, sorry, that was a... That was
a dare. A friend of mine dared me.
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A friend of yours dared you
to go to a complete stranger
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and call her...
your mother.
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Yep.
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- Well, you have strange friends.
- Yeah, not by choice.
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All right, so, what sort of property
are we looking at?
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Uhm... A proper house,
something big...
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- Mhm...
- View to the river...
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With a big backyard...
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You like the Bremin bandicoots!
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- I love the bandicoots, yes.
- I love the bandicoots, too...
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I mean, I will,
when I get here.
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Obviously, I don't yet,
because I'm new, but...
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- I'm sure I will.
- It could be hard being new.
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Especially when you miss
people from back home.
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Hmm.
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All right, now, I've a few ideas,
here, look.
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Ooh...
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- Are you okay?
- No, my head is killing me.
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- Ooh...
- You never get headaches.
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No, I don't...
Oh, okay.
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Do you want me to get you
some painkillers...?
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No, it's all right, I'll be fine.
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You just stay here, I'll be back
in a minute, all right?
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Thank you for the coupon assistance.
Now... goodbye and have a...
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Long and productive life.
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What... You gonna give me
a gold star and send me on my way?
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(Bees buzzing)
(Eerie whispering)
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Oscar... We have to go inside.
Now.
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- Yes, we do.
- Run!
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Things like this keep happening.
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Weird weather, creepy things
that go bang in the night...
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Now, crazy bees!
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FELIX: Be gone!
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Behold, the repelling power
of the crystals!
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You think I'm insane,
don't you...
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There are 23 different alien species
living among us right now.
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Communicating via telepathy.
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Maybe you're one of them.
The bees can tell.
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- We have to get help.
- "We"...? You have to get help.
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- I'm gonna stay here, make a sandwich.
- You want to be stuck here with them?
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What if they get in here?
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Can you imagine what it'd be like to be
killed by ten thousand bee stings?
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Excruciating.
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Lucky my Mum is mental
about insects.
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00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:13,374
Apparently, these are much better
at protecting us from bees.
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- You got any more?
- Yeah...
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Okay. The enemy
are out the front.
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So we need to take
the secret escape route.
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Through the neighbour�s yard.
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How do you know about
the secret escape route?
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Whoa, telepathy...!
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? ?
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All righty, give generously
to a skater in need.
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SAM: I'll be here all day.
Okay?
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(Laughs) Hey, don't forget.
I do requests.
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Anyone...?
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It was him.
He broke into our house.
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- I thought it was a mate's place.
- Ow, come on!
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00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:04,406
There was a break and enter
at Bremin High last weekend.
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- You know anything about that?
- No.
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00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:08,909
- You from around here?
- SAM: No.
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- So what are you doing here?
- Holiday.
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- In Bremin...
- Yes.
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No skating on the footpath.
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Let that be your first
and final warning, okay?
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You skate like a gimp.
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Great.
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(Bee buzzing)
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Quite an entrance...
Who are you trying to scam today?
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- Useless.
- I could have told you that.
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- I need the book.
- The book you stole from my store room?
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I borrowed it!
For... half a minute.
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I-I think he's an alien.
He's got telepathy.
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Really...?
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00:13:55,619 --> 00:13:58,752
- What am I thinking?
- You're thinking...
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I hate teenage boys and I wish
they would stop coming into my shop.
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Close enough.
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? ?
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00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:17,467
(Indistinct chatter)
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00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:22,862
Are you Andy?
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My mission was to deliver this.
248
00:14:29,757 --> 00:14:31,959
- What is that?
- Lavender...?
249
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:38,368
"U plus M to the power of e
equals heart symbol"...?
250
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:42,577
- What's "M to the power of e"?
- It's "You plus me equals love".
251
00:14:42,602 --> 00:14:43,867
But not as in me.
252
00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:45,796
- Who's it from?
- That's a secret.
253
00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:52,024
This is the second strangest thing
that's ever happened to me.
254
00:14:52,554 --> 00:14:55,395
(Bees buzzing)
255
00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:58,615
You sure you didn't just...
Disturb their hive?
256
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,220
No. They chased us into the house,
and then, here.
257
00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:05,897
And before that, there was
this strange, hellish storm.
258
00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:08,780
- Hmm. Elemental attacks.
- What are they?
259
00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:11,030
Earth, Fire,
Water and Air
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are the building blocks of
everything that we know,
261
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:17,706
and for some reason, they appear
hell-bent on ruining your day.
262
00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:23,550
Most of the people that come into
my shop are after scented candles and...
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Dolphin statues,
but you're different, Felix.
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PHOEBE: Are you the real thing?
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Will you help me
if I am?
266
00:15:32,703 --> 00:15:34,014
Then, yes.
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This is very special.
268
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,982
PHOEBE: It can protect against
elemental attacks.
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00:15:46,304 --> 00:15:49,148
- What is that?
- It's her Book of Shadows.
270
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,296
FELIX: It's where she keeps
her spells.
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PHOEBE: Here it is.
272
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This is the spell
to activate the talisman.
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00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,424
- You do the next part.
- Why me?
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I need to make sure
you're for real.
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PHOEBE: Seal the circle.
276
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FELIX: Divinity of the Elements...
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I summon Thee.
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Earth...
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Water...
280
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:21,266
Air...
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00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,603
Fire.
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Within this stone,
I invoke Ye place
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00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:35,547
your greatest strength,
your kindest grace.
284
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,128
And while this stone
remains at hand...
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Thou shalt be safe
throughout this land.
286
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:52,425
Behold,
the Elemental Talisman.
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(Buzzing)
Aah! Aah!
288
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:15,183
- Well, that was disappointing.
- And painful!
289
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,726
You failed the test.
I want my talisman back.
290
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:19,974
But I was just doing
what you told me to do.
291
00:17:19,999 --> 00:17:21,886
Maybe they're alien bees.
292
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,444
That's why they're immune
to your magic.
293
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,666
- Maybe you're right.
- I am...?
294
00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:28,885
If what's attacking us
comes from another world,
295
00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:31,228
then we need to use Elements
from another world!
296
00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,458
And where do we get
Elements from another world?
297
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,704
I have an idea.
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(Engine starts)
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00:17:38,531 --> 00:17:41,043
(Oscar and Felix scream)
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00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:48,504
(Phone ringing)
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00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:10,974
JAKE: Why are you giving me this?
302
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:13,115
I've never been admired before.
303
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,951
Except by my parents, but...
That's compulsory.
304
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:19,393
ANDY: Uh, I need some advice.
What's the full state of obligation?
305
00:18:19,418 --> 00:18:21,839
You know, the more you talk,
the less I understand...?
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00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:28,354
PHIL: You still here...
Sarah's a bit under the weather, mate.
307
00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:31,779
- It's okay. I can wait.
- She's gone home for the day, mate.
308
00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:33,921
Come on, let's go get Sam.
309
00:18:34,999 --> 00:18:36,658
I'll be back tomorrow.
310
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,787
(Phone rings)
? ?
311
00:18:41,812 --> 00:18:45,414
SAMMY: If you make that, you can
keep the board you stole off me.
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00:18:46,306 --> 00:18:47,953
It's my board, anyway.
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00:18:47,978 --> 00:18:50,269
(The crowd cheers)
314
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,863
(Laughs) Suck it, haters!
315
00:19:01,888 --> 00:19:05,330
I am Bremin's Tony Hawk.
The greatest of all time.
316
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,566
"First and last warning",
remember?
317
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,700
I'll be taking that board.
318
00:19:10,725 --> 00:19:14,434
You know what would make me happy?
If I never saw your face again.
319
00:19:14,646 --> 00:19:16,583
Enjoy the rest of your holiday.
320
00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:29,829
- That cop... He's my Dad!
- I had no idea.
321
00:19:29,854 --> 00:19:32,421
But he shouldn't be.
A cop.
322
00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:34,446
- Not in the real world.
- What is he, then?
323
00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:37,590
- He's the world's biggest loser.
- As in "fat"?
324
00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:39,042
As in "loser".
325
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,725
You know the strangest thing
about this experience?
326
00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:44,385
- How much you're loving it...?
- We don't exist here.
327
00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:46,981
And our non-existence
has changed this world.
328
00:19:47,006 --> 00:19:49,884
Take your family, Sam.
You were never born.
329
00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:52,294
But a few months later,
your parents had another son.
330
00:19:52,295 --> 00:19:53,723
And they gave him
the same name.
331
00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:55,136
- Sammy.
- Okay...? 'Pcch!'
332
00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:58,704
- That's the sound of my mind blowing.
- And the two of you are so alike.
333
00:19:58,705 --> 00:20:00,671
Hey, I'm nothing
like that twisted gimp.
334
00:20:00,672 --> 00:20:02,358
- Well, he is better looking.
- What?!
335
00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:05,108
And you, Jake, in the old world,
your mother was single.
336
00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:06,675
And your father
was a loser.
337
00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:08,526
- Your words.
- And your point is...?
338
00:20:08,527 --> 00:20:11,822
But in this world... Your mother
is married. With a great job.
339
00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:13,621
And your father
is an officer of the law.
340
00:20:13,622 --> 00:20:16,691
Right, so by being born, I ruined
both my parents' lives, yeah?
341
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,931
- I didn't mean it to sound like it did.
- You mean, like the truth?
342
00:20:21,784 --> 00:20:24,865
Good one, Andy.
"Open mouth, change feet."
343
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:43,940
- This is where you live...?
- Well, you live in a magic shop.
344
00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:45,759
Shall I come in?
345
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,781
I think it's gonna be hard
enough to explain Oscar.
346
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,220
Don't bother talking
about magic with them.
347
00:20:53,245 --> 00:20:56,995
- Why, aren't they aliens too?
- Yeah, from the Planet Cretin.
348
00:20:57,308 --> 00:20:59,245
So... what's our plan?
349
00:21:00,191 --> 00:21:01,972
Find our Elements.
350
00:21:01,997 --> 00:21:03,997
(Bees buzzing)
351
00:21:04,577 --> 00:21:06,296
OSCAR: Let's start by running...?
352
00:21:07,512 --> 00:21:09,136
(Dramatic music)
353
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,480
- What's he doing here?
- That doesn't matter right now.
354
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,287
So what does he know?
Do we have to kill him?
355
00:21:16,312 --> 00:21:17,528
I know that you're aliens,
356
00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:20,276
and there's a swarm of killer alien
bees right outside that door.
357
00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:21,526
Yeah, right...
358
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,746
- Aah! Aah!
- Guys!
359
00:21:25,669 --> 00:21:28,139
Wait! CFCs are terrible
for the environment.
360
00:21:28,468 --> 00:21:30,256
Oh, it's okay,
these're organic.
361
00:21:30,929 --> 00:21:32,781
They're coming in
through the gaps!
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00:21:33,056 --> 00:21:34,607
OSCAR: So, what do we do next?
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00:21:34,608 --> 00:21:37,841
Throughout history, human beings
have been associated with the Elements.
364
00:21:38,562 --> 00:21:41,660
Jake, there's a hole over here.
We need something to fill it, a shoe!
365
00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:44,370
- Use your own!
- Too small! Throw me one of yours.
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00:21:46,195 --> 00:21:49,209
(The boys keep screaming)
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00:21:49,234 --> 00:21:52,701
FELIX: Jake - practical, stubborn,
brutish - Earth.
368
00:21:52,726 --> 00:21:54,846
So, the other boys
are the other Elements!
369
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:59,178
I hope. Andy - fluid thinker,
kind of wet - Water.
370
00:21:59,203 --> 00:22:00,499
Perimeter breach!
371
00:22:02,147 --> 00:22:04,483
ALL: Aah!
372
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,212
Here, here...
373
00:22:10,306 --> 00:22:13,166
(Coughs)
374
00:22:14,861 --> 00:22:16,782
Snot. Gross...
375
00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:21,688
Okay. That leaves selfish, superficial,
head in the clouds - Sam. Air.
376
00:22:21,868 --> 00:22:23,446
We just have to catch
his breath.
377
00:22:24,471 --> 00:22:28,675
This is it! The championship quarter!
Prepare for war!
378
00:22:28,676 --> 00:22:30,351
(Sam farts)
379
00:22:30,718 --> 00:22:32,022
Who let rip?
380
00:22:32,047 --> 00:22:34,645
I hope that's not the last thing
I ever smell!
381
00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:36,670
(All shout)
382
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,852
Divinity of the Elements...
383
00:22:50,134 --> 00:22:53,667
Earth, Water, Air, Fire.
384
00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:55,958
I invoke Thee.
385
00:23:17,182 --> 00:23:18,848
BOTH: Whoa...
386
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,815
Where's...
Where's Felix?
387
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:31,333
JAKE: Coming out to collect your
Most Useless Chicken Award?
388
00:23:31,358 --> 00:23:35,537
- D minus for participation, freak.
- You seemed to have it under control...
389
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,457
You just... left.
390
00:23:38,279 --> 00:23:41,355
What are you talking about?
Felix's magic spell saved us.
391
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:43,811
Oscar, he hid
under the desk.
392
00:23:47,538 --> 00:23:50,507
See what I mean...?
Cretins.
393
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,183
(Birds chirping)
394
00:23:54,207 --> 00:23:57,884
Presenting...
The Elemental Talisman.
395
00:23:59,409 --> 00:24:01,050
Whoa...
396
00:24:02,739 --> 00:24:07,296
- It doesn't feel any different.
- Trust me. This is real magic.
397
00:24:08,453 --> 00:24:10,882
You know...
You should come over more often.
398
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:15,179
- Really?
- Yeah. I think we make a good team.
399
00:24:16,391 --> 00:24:17,956
So do I.
400
00:24:19,565 --> 00:24:22,154
(Dramatic music)
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