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Fore! Fore! Ed!
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Ed! Ed!
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Didn't you hear me yell "Fore"?
The ball was headed straight for you!
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I know, I saw it.
Till it hooked way off thataway.
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You up here for some specific reason,
or was it a little slow in the woods today?
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No, they're about the same as always.
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Do you realise that guys
I first met in Anatomy 1A
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are now on the first tee at Silver Lake?
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Tradin' stock tips,
referrin' patients to one another...
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The worst part is, their game improves,
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and I don't even have
a decent place to practise.
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I found it.
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Ah, what's the use?
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My game might as well be back
in New York with the rest of my life.
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- You know what I would do?
- About what?
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Lay Astroturf over this whole road,
have yourself a real golf course.
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Yeah! We'll put in a windmill,
call it Fleischman's Mini-Putt!
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Yeah, they got here.
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They're squawking away over here.
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I don't know, but they're smiling and
bowing a lot, so I guess everything's OK.
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Yeah, you can start the countdown
anytime now. OK.
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That was my man on the radio.
You were sayin', Mr Chiba?
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Just that the majority of Mr Masuto's
resort communities are on the Big Island.
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Oh, yeah? I've been to Hawaii.
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They got their sun, they got their water,
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but you could take Big Island, plop it on
top of Mount McKinley, with all its lava,
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still have room for a leper colony.
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- Pipe down.
- ... Masuto and Mr Vincent Chiba.
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Howdy, boys!
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You likey, huh?
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In Hawaii, they'll fix you up with a luau
and roast you a pig.
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But in Alaska, we have what the executive
consumer will pay through the nose for
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in the way of a vacation destination:
Elbow room!
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You know what I mean? Elbow room.
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- What's with him?
- He's going to vomit.
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Not in the car!
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Hey, Dr Fleischman, how many times
a day do you wash your hands?
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Good question.
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I don't know. Guess it depends how many
patients I see: Five, ten, fifty.
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- Do you ever use Wash'n Dris?
- When I eat ribs.
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We use 'em at work. They really get out
the grease. And they smell nice.
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Is that right?
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Anyway, let me explain
the procedure to you.
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With a new patient, I like to take
a medical history and do an examination.
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What's wrong is my stomach's been
yucky and I've been getting sick a lot.
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I'm sorry to hear that. For how long?
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- About two months.
- I see. Could be a virus.
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Since I missed my last two periods, I did
one of those tests where you pee in a cup,
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- and it turned blue.
- Well, um...
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an ultrasound is warranted,
but I haven't got one, so...
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I'm gonna take a wild stab
and suggest you might be pregnant.
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- That's what I was thinking too.
- Oh.
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I take it it's an unplanned pregnancy?
D'you wanna...?
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- No!
- No, what?
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- What were you gonna say?
- D'you wanna take your coat off?
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- OK.
- Good.
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- Why don't you just lie back here?
- OK.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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- What exactly is the problem, Shelly?
- Holling.
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- He doesn't want a baby?
- No. Maybe.
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I don't know. He doesn't know yet.
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He saw the cup this morning, but I said
Ruth-Anne was giving away free Mr Toilet.
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I think you ought to tell him.
Sit up, please.
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- Couldn't you tell him, Dr Fleischman?
- I don't think so.
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It might be more meaningful
coming from you.
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Why don't you give me
another urine sample?
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And I'll write you up
a prescription for vitamins.
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And there's a pamphlet
I want you to read on prenatal care.
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- OK.
- So, uh...
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no drinking, no smoking,
no bucking broncos. All right?
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So sex is out?
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Only for me.
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I don't care what he's doing. I wanna
see him, and I wanna see him now.
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- What's the problem?
- He won't wait his turn.
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This man is sick, Joel.
He puked in my Caddy.
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Rice pellets all over my dashboard.
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Yuck!
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Mr Chiba, Mr Masuto,
this is Dr Joel Fleischman.
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Nice to meet you. Take a seat.
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Sorry you're not feeling well.
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- Where does it hurt?
- His stomach is upset.
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- It started on the plane from Hawaii.
- Ah.
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Tell him it's probably just turbulence,
or maybe the airline food,
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but I'll poke around, just to be safe.
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Tell him that Dr Fleischman is the kind
of enterprising young professional
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who's chosen to stake his claim right here
on the banks of the Alaskan Riviera.
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Tell him I'm being held against my will.
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There's nothing
this young man can't handle.
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If you want a Cadillac, go to Detroit.
If you want a doctor, go to New York City.
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Say "Ah".
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- Ah.
- Ah.
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Careful there, son. Those are
valuable glands you're examining.
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- What business are you guys in?
- Trucking.
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- Trucking?
- And docks.
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- Ducks?
- Docks.
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- Docks!
- Just let it be, Fleischman.
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Let's just say that Mr Masuto's got
a very highly diversified portfolio.
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- He's also got wax.
- He's gonna build a resort in Cicely.
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- Really?
- If we can agree on the figures.
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We can agree on the figures!
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Yeah, it's gonna be a state-of-the-art
hotel complex, 1,000 rooms, swimming pools,
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riding stable, tennis courts,
18-hole golf course.
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- Golf course?
- Yeah.
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Would you excuse us
for one moment, please?
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Tell him to disrobe.
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I want in.
I want in, so I can get out.
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- Now just listen to me. Just hear me out.
- What?
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A resort this size
will need a highly-paid physician, right?
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- What are you drivin' at?
- I will do it full-time, and for peanuts.
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- In return for what?
- Um...
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A one-year reduction in my sentence?
What's so funny?
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You're gonna need someone
to help sell the area.
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I'm urban, I'm professional,
and I'm desperate.
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You know, you got a point there, son.
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Hey, I'm the perfect prototype of
the new and improved modern Alaskan.
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The most important thing
in dealing with these people is bonding.
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You got to do all you can to break down
the cultural barriers to close the deal.
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- Are you ready for somethin' like that?
- Oh, yeah!
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I love sushi.
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- Shelly, you're agonising.
- I am?
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I suppose I am.
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But how do you tell your old man
that your pee turned blue?
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It really depends on
the type of man you're dealing with.
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If he's a romantic, break it to him over
a candlelit dinner and a bottle of wine.
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Holling likes draught beer.
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Or if he's a musician,
you could take him to a concert.
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Or if he's an arrogant, condescending
professional from New York,
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you'd probably want
to raise the kid on your own.
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But a man like Holling - a gentle man,
a mature man, a man's man?
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The direct approach would be the best.
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- You mean, like, just say it?
- Just say it.
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- OK.
- OK.
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Come on, boys!
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Never negotiate, never turn your back
on 'em, and never mention Pearl Harbor.
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- Right.
- Wine 'em and dine 'em till they drop,
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and then stick them with the tab
before they stick you.
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Oh, good. Here's our mayor now.
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Holling Vincoeur, I'd like you to meet
two very special VIP guests...
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It's just an honorary title anyway.
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Gentlemen, if you'll step right in,
make yourselves at home.
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- What the hell's the problem?
- She's pregnant.
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Preggies? Who's preggies?
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- Shelly.
- My Shelly?
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Mr Minnifield? Mr Minnifield!
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Oh, yeah. Gentlemen, please.
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What happened? He got angry?
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No, he just dropped
what he was doing and left.
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- So why's she crying?
- Haven't you ever heard of hormones?
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What is this, a pop quiz?
Yeah, I've heard of hormones.
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Oestrogen, progesterone, testosterone -
which obviously regulates you.
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- Wanna know what I think?
- Do I care?
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- Do I care if you care?
- Hey, look, O'Connell...
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You made a real mess of things here.
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I know.
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I never thought of myself
as the marryin' kind, but...
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there's no one in the worid
I would rather marry than you.
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Shelly, honey, will you marry me?
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OK.
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Maurice! What are you doin'?!
The guys are gettin' restless.
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Sake's not my beverage of choice.
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Just take small sips.
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If we're gonna bond with these guys,
there's gotta be a toast.
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All right, let's do it.
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Sorry about the delay.
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The microwave was made in Korea!
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Oh!
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Tell Mr Masuto that, as a doctor,
I can't recommend that he drinks liquor.
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But, as a friend,
I'd like to propose a toast.
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To a long and fruitful relationship.
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I gotta hand it to you people.
You got the resiliency of ants.
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45 years ago we bombed you into a pulp.
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Now you practically own
the whole Pacific Rim.
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Lock, stock and barrel.
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I say I'chaim.
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- L'chaim.
- L'chaim!
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And you know how to treat your women.
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I mean, you guys
practically set the standard.
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- What Maurice means...
- How can they kick you in the jewels
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when they're walkin'
six paces behind you?
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Of course, they can stab you in the back
and rip your heart out.
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Hm, yeah.
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So, anyway...
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I was the one who originally
brought Shelly to town.
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I first met her right after she was crowned
Miss Northwest Passage.
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I was one of the judges.
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She was not the best-looking one of the
bunch, but she had this look about her.
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You know what I mean?
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Well...
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you'll have to excuse me.
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I've gotta go sit on the can
for a little while.
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Warm liquor gives me gas.
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Excuse me.
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Maurice! We're in the middle of a toast.
What's the deal?
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The deal?
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The deal is she dumped me for him,
and now she's carrying his baby.
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That's the deal.
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We saw the satellite dish outside. Do you
think we can pick up the Kemper Open?
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You guys like golf, huh?
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- How deep d'you want this hole?
- 4 inches, with a 4.5- inch diameter.
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I gotta hand it to you, Ed. Great idea.
Mr Masuto was very impressed.
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Yeah. I swiped it from
a National Geographic special on Iceland.
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All these bumps will be smoothed out
before you tee up.
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Mr Masuto wants to draw up plans
for a 36-hole, all-Astroturf golf course,
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- complete with drainage, at his resort.
- You'll be the doctor?
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The attending physician.
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That's the game plan anyway.
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"Physician in residence"
at a top-of-the-line vacation resort.
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Sort of like Gopher on Love Boat?
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Gopher was the purser.
Now he's a... he's a what?
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- Congressman.
- Right.
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Too bad the show was a hit -
he might've been an ex-president.
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Isaac was the bartender,
and Captain Stubing was the captain.
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Right. OK, Ed, you're doin' a great job.
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Remember you gotta
stretch out these seams.
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- Stretch out these seams!
- I wonder what she wants.
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I don't have to justify myself to you!
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You don't see anything tacky
about dropping a lime-green rug here?
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To you it's a rug, to me it's a 355-yard
par four with two sand traps and a dogleg.
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Then why don't you just hoist a canvas
over the trees, paint it blue...?
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- That's not a bad idea.
- Drain the lake, line it with concrete,
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- stock it with goldfish!
- Did you just come here to give me grief?
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- You're in the wedding party.
- I am? Why?
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Holling didn't care who his best man was,
Shelly picked you.
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- Why?
- You're her OB.
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- What?!
- Just be there, Fleischman, on time.
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- And try to be festive.
- Any other commands?
227
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,579
- Shelly would like Maurice to sing.
- Don't count on him.
228
00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:26,659
- Why not?
- He's in negotiations with the Japanese.
229
00:17:26,739 --> 00:17:30,019
- A lame excuse. Make sure he's there.
- Why can't you?
230
00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:33,499
You're the best man.
Do something to earn your job distinction.
231
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:35,739
- What's your job title?
- Maid of honour.
232
00:17:35,819 --> 00:17:37,139
Heavy load!
233
00:17:37,219 --> 00:17:40,019
You wanna go over
the ceremony with Chris?
234
00:17:40,099 --> 00:17:42,579
- With Chris?
- He's ordained.
235
00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:46,059
- Chris is ordained?!
- He answered an ad in Rolling Stone.
236
00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:49,259
- Rolling Stone?!
- Stop repeating everything I say.
237
00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:51,659
It's annoying, and I'm in a time crunch.
238
00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:55,859
- I gotta go pick out the menu.
- You love every minute of it.
239
00:17:55,939 --> 00:17:58,459
I do not. I detest weddings.
240
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,659
I don't have to justify myself to you.
241
00:18:05,979 --> 00:18:09,259
- Daddy!
- Hey, baby girl!
242
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:14,859
- Where's Uncle Bart and Aunt Louise?
- They had to stay at the cannery.
243
00:18:14,939 --> 00:18:19,499
That's what happens when your girl gets
knocked up in the middle of a salmon run.
244
00:18:19,579 --> 00:18:23,859
Daddy, this is your soon-to-be son-in-law,
Holling Vincoeur.
245
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:28,659
Holling, this is my daddy, Gorman Tambo.
Your soon-to-be second father.
246
00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:31,579
- Howdy.
- Pleased to meet you, sir.
247
00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:33,899
- Holling, please.
- Holling.
248
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,299
Isn't he just the coolest?
249
00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:39,139
I gotta go to Betsy Palmer's
to get my dress fitted.
250
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:43,739
Why don't you sit down, get a little buzz
on and get to know each other?
251
00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:46,259
I'll be back as soon as I can.
252
00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:48,179
Bye.
253
00:18:51,619 --> 00:18:55,419
So, uh... can I get you anything?
254
00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:59,179
You got any Drambuie?
255
00:19:00,299 --> 00:19:02,539
Uh... no.
256
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,299
Well, then a pitcher of draught
should do it.
257
00:19:07,619 --> 00:19:09,739
You know, to be honest, I was...
258
00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:13,779
I was kinda hopin' Shelly would
get hitched to that astronaut fella.
259
00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:18,579
Have you ever met Maurice?
260
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:23,099
I... I admit he don't have
all his oars in the water,
261
00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:27,019
but he's sure got a lot of cash, huh?
262
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,419
I guess it must be strange
for a father like yourself
263
00:19:30,499 --> 00:19:33,899
to be giving away his only girl
to a total stranger.
264
00:19:33,979 --> 00:19:36,899
Not really.
Shelly took off when she was 14,
265
00:19:36,979 --> 00:19:40,619
and she's been down a road or two
since then, huh?
266
00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:45,779
- You been married before?
- No. No, no, I haven't.
267
00:19:45,859 --> 00:19:48,099
Four-time loser, myself.
268
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,739
- Anyway, good luck.
- Well, thank you very much.
269
00:19:51,819 --> 00:19:58,339
I don't think I'll need it. I want you to
know that Shelly and I are very much in love.
270
00:19:58,419 --> 00:20:04,139
I wanna do this right by formally asking
for your daughter's hand in marriage.
271
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:10,219
How old are you?
272
00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:12,379
I'm 62.
273
00:20:56,419 --> 00:21:00,899
Mr Masuto respectfully says
you're putting your head up,
274
00:21:00,979 --> 00:21:03,699
and that your grip is all wrong.
275
00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:07,179
But he'd be honoured
to play another round.
276
00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:12,499
Well, you can tell Mr Masuto
that I would be honoured to honour him.
277
00:21:24,579 --> 00:21:27,059
Smart shank, Fleischman.
278
00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:31,739
You're forging a bond with these ninjas
tighter than a G-string on a sumo wrestler.
279
00:21:31,819 --> 00:21:35,139
- I wasn't trying to.
- And by letting them win,
280
00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:38,299
you're lulling them into
a false sense of superiority.
281
00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:41,699
How long before this deal is closed?
These guys make me nervous.
282
00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:47,059
We'll seal the hatch on it after I take
Wing and Wang upriver tomorrow.
283
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,419
Tomorrow?
Shelly's getting married tomorrow.
284
00:21:50,499 --> 00:21:53,539
- So?
- She wants you to sing at the ceremony.
285
00:21:53,619 --> 00:21:58,139
I can't very well do that if I'm gonna
be in the next county all day, can I?
286
00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:00,979
- I guess not.
- You guess right.
287
00:22:01,059 --> 00:22:04,259
Look, Maurice, I've been jilted.
Everybody's been jilted.
288
00:22:04,339 --> 00:22:07,379
What's jilted got to do with anything?
289
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,379
I wish 'em well. I... Well, I really do!
290
00:22:11,219 --> 00:22:15,179
If she wants to live over a bar
with a man who doesn't believe in guns...
291
00:22:15,259 --> 00:22:19,139
If that'll make her happy,
that's fine with me.
292
00:22:51,859 --> 00:22:54,339
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- Where is he?
293
00:22:55,099 --> 00:22:57,339
You were supposed to bring him.
Where is he?
294
00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,499
- Maurice asked me to send his...
- Not Maurice. Holling.
295
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:05,019
- Holling? Holling isn't here?
- The best man should keep tabs on him.
296
00:23:05,099 --> 00:23:08,539
But all you care about is wheeling
and dealing on plastic grass!
297
00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:10,619
- Maggie...
- You don't care about her.
298
00:23:10,699 --> 00:23:12,539
Look, O'Connell...
299
00:23:12,619 --> 00:23:17,699
Maggie, it's not Dr Fleischman's fault
Holling didn't come.
300
00:23:19,179 --> 00:23:21,819
If you leave now,
you can make the graveyard shift.
301
00:23:21,899 --> 00:23:26,939
- Oh, no. Don't think that, Shelly.
- She's right. Don't think that.
302
00:23:27,019 --> 00:23:30,179
You know Holling.
He probably just forgot what time it is.
303
00:23:30,259 --> 00:23:32,459
It hasn't even been an hour yet.
304
00:23:36,739 --> 00:23:38,899
I looked everywhere, and he's nowhere.
305
00:23:47,779 --> 00:23:49,779
Well...
306
00:23:58,339 --> 00:24:02,579
OK, I'm gonna go. Hold this a second.
307
00:24:08,059 --> 00:24:12,819
This is no longer bonding, defined as
"that which binds, links, unionises".
308
00:24:12,899 --> 00:24:18,139
This is playing golf in a thunderstorm,
defined as "absurd and totally insane"!
309
00:24:18,219 --> 00:24:20,819
Come on, son. Look at 'em out there,
310
00:24:20,899 --> 00:24:23,899
quackin' away like
a couple of mallards on a marsh.
311
00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:25,979
I'm talkin' about me!
312
00:24:26,059 --> 00:24:31,579
Joel, unless I'm mistaken, I didn't ask you
in. You asked to be let in. Am I right?
313
00:24:31,659 --> 00:24:33,219
Yes, but...
314
00:24:33,299 --> 00:24:37,859
And this is your first taste of wheelin'
and dealin' with the big boys, right?
315
00:24:37,939 --> 00:24:42,219
Granted, it's a little humid out there,
and you are sounding a little nasal,
316
00:24:42,299 --> 00:24:47,939
but the forecast for this deal
is sunny and mild.
317
00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:49,979
- Really?
- Yeah.
318
00:24:50,059 --> 00:24:52,939
- When's the deal gonna close?
- Soon. Trust me.
319
00:24:53,019 --> 00:24:54,939
- OK, but...
- Shh!
320
00:24:55,019 --> 00:24:57,619
This is Chris,
and we're on the phone lines.
321
00:24:57,699 --> 00:25:01,179
- Who am I talkin' to?
- Jewels, up on the Kayak River.
322
00:25:01,259 --> 00:25:06,379
- Jewels, what's on your mind today?
- I went up to Baker's Point to find Holling.
323
00:25:06,459 --> 00:25:09,739
- He used to make camp there with...
- Cut to the chase, Jewels.
324
00:25:09,819 --> 00:25:14,059
Alll saw was a couple of empty beer cans
and used condoms.
325
00:25:16,779 --> 00:25:22,019
Not a trace of Holling. Not even a track.
He's halfway to the Arctic Circle now.
326
00:25:22,099 --> 00:25:24,139
Where's your sense of compassion?
327
00:25:24,219 --> 00:25:26,619
I'm as compassionate as the day is long!
328
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:29,619
I'm just not sheddin' tears
over anything obvious.
329
00:25:29,699 --> 00:25:32,779
You knew Holling
wouldn't go through with the wedding?
330
00:25:32,859 --> 00:25:35,459
Shelly and Holling
were doomed from the first.
331
00:25:35,539 --> 00:25:40,339
They just never fit together. He doesn't
know what makes her tick the way I do.
332
00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:44,019
Shelly didn't walk out on Holling.
He stood her up.
333
00:25:44,099 --> 00:25:47,539
I saw that look in her eyes
when she walked out of your office.
334
00:25:47,619 --> 00:25:53,019
- That was morning sickness. - I've
got nothing personal against Holling.
335
00:25:53,099 --> 00:25:57,379
But one of these days, sooner or later,
Shelly is gonna come to her senses
336
00:25:57,459 --> 00:26:00,099
and find her way back to my doorstep.
337
00:26:02,739 --> 00:26:04,939
Your play, Dr Fleischman!
338
00:26:11,819 --> 00:26:16,819
Honky Tonk Angels" by Kitty Wells)
339
00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:22,539
Uh, you got 'em mixed up.
340
00:26:25,139 --> 00:26:27,619
But I suppose I could eat his.
341
00:26:35,379 --> 00:26:38,579
Just a bit touchy today, ain't you, Shel?
342
00:26:38,659 --> 00:26:40,659
Back off!
343
00:26:56,819 --> 00:26:58,819
Hello, Shelly.
344
00:27:00,139 --> 00:27:02,299
I'm sorry about yesterday.
345
00:27:03,979 --> 00:27:06,739
- Yesterday?
- Yeah, you know...
346
00:27:06,819 --> 00:27:08,899
What?
347
00:27:08,979 --> 00:27:12,139
About, uh...
standin' you up for the wedding.
348
00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,339
Oh, that.
349
00:27:15,499 --> 00:27:18,379
I guess the time just got away from me.
350
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:22,019
- I guess.
- I was up on Cripple Creek.
351
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,619
I got a picture. I hope it turns out.
352
00:27:24,699 --> 00:27:28,739
It's of a fish hawk
with its shadow across the face of a rock.
353
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:34,099
Jeez, Shelly!
354
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,219
- You're mad.
- Good guess.
355
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:46,819
Well, you've a right to be mad,
I... I reckon.
356
00:27:47,539 --> 00:27:49,139
You reckon?
357
00:27:49,379 --> 00:27:51,379
You reckon?!
358
00:27:57,099 --> 00:27:59,819
I've never been so humiliated in my life.
359
00:27:59,899 --> 00:28:02,339
You could have warned me!
360
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:04,899
What do you think I am, some kid?
361
00:28:04,979 --> 00:28:09,419
If you're marrying me because
you think you have to, then think again.
362
00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:14,259
I want you to marry me cos you feel the
same way about me that I feel about you.
363
00:28:14,339 --> 00:28:16,179
I do!
364
00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:20,819
You may think that, since you're so much
older, you know more about the worid.
365
00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:23,859
Well, in some cases, that may be.
366
00:28:23,939 --> 00:28:26,299
But I read magazines.
367
00:28:27,859 --> 00:28:29,979
I watch TV.
368
00:28:32,219 --> 00:28:36,419
I know how people
are supposed to treat each other.
369
00:28:44,499 --> 00:28:47,939
Another half-inch,
this would have been a terrible tragedy.
370
00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:51,659
- Shelly's got good aim.
- You've got good luck.
371
00:28:51,739 --> 00:28:55,099
It's not too deep a gash,
so there shouldn't be much of a scar.
372
00:28:55,179 --> 00:28:56,619
Thanks, Joel.
373
00:28:56,699 --> 00:28:59,779
I didn't get a chance
to thank you for bein' my best man.
374
00:28:59,859 --> 00:29:05,299
- Well, almost, that is.
- Well, I'm glad to almost do it, Holling.
375
00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:08,339
Joel, may I speak with you for a moment?
376
00:29:08,419 --> 00:29:10,419
Yeah, sure.
377
00:29:11,379 --> 00:29:16,579
I've never been one to scare easily,
but then, all of a sudden, it...
378
00:29:17,579 --> 00:29:19,579
You see...
379
00:29:20,379 --> 00:29:25,819
for 40 years I have been alone,
on my own, and life has been good.
380
00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:27,899
But now, it's...
381
00:29:28,979 --> 00:29:31,979
- What? Now it's what?
- It's better.
382
00:29:32,059 --> 00:29:36,019
- That's great. Then what's the problem?
- I was born in the Yukon.
383
00:29:36,099 --> 00:29:38,739
- I was an only child.
- Uh-huh?
384
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:42,099
My father kicked the bucket
when he was 104.
385
00:29:42,179 --> 00:29:44,579
- Really?
- My grandfather, God bless him,
386
00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:47,779
he shuffled off when he was 106.
387
00:29:47,859 --> 00:29:51,539
My mother, on the other hand,
died when she was 42.
388
00:29:51,619 --> 00:29:53,899
My grandmother passed on
when she was 44.
389
00:29:53,979 --> 00:29:57,299
And neither man ever remarried.
390
00:29:58,659 --> 00:30:03,299
The Vincoeurs have always been known,
for generations, as one-woman men.
391
00:30:03,379 --> 00:30:06,299
- Myself included.
- Shelly adores you.
392
00:30:06,379 --> 00:30:08,859
I know that, Joel. I do.
393
00:30:08,939 --> 00:30:15,179
But that doesn't change the fact that I'm
slated to be alive for another 45 years.
394
00:30:15,259 --> 00:30:18,379
What if Shelly's not there with me
at the end?
395
00:30:18,459 --> 00:30:25,179
She's 18 years old, Holling!
In 45 years, she'll be... 63.
396
00:30:25,499 --> 00:30:30,419
An errant snowmobile aside,
she's got a long and full life ahead.
397
00:30:30,499 --> 00:30:32,499
One would think.
398
00:30:32,579 --> 00:30:34,579
But life's a cruel mistress, Joel.
399
00:30:35,619 --> 00:30:37,779
What if something does happen to her?
400
00:30:38,899 --> 00:30:45,859
I remember plainly my... my father
and my grandfather's pain and sadness.
401
00:30:47,059 --> 00:30:50,819
They lived alone
for the last 60 years of their lives,
402
00:30:51,339 --> 00:30:54,619
without the women
who'd made life itself worthwhile.
403
00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:58,179
Now, I promised myself
I would never get married,
404
00:30:58,259 --> 00:31:00,859
never go through what they had.
405
00:31:02,499 --> 00:31:06,259
Not even if it meant
never allowing myself to fall in love.
406
00:31:12,059 --> 00:31:14,299
I've done a good job of it, too.
407
00:31:16,819 --> 00:31:18,819
Until now.
408
00:31:23,099 --> 00:31:25,819
- Thank you. I'll see you later.
- OK.
409
00:31:31,499 --> 00:31:33,499
Hey, Fleischman.
410
00:31:34,419 --> 00:31:36,419
The wedding's back on.
411
00:31:36,499 --> 00:31:40,339
- Holling and Shelly?
- No, Fleischman, Laurel and Hardy!
412
00:31:40,419 --> 00:31:43,179
Tomorrow at five.
Let's bring dignity to it this time.
413
00:31:43,259 --> 00:31:45,499
Dignity, me? What are you insinuating?
414
00:31:45,579 --> 00:31:50,339
- Late show, no groom, bad socks.
- Hey, my fianc�e gave me those socks!
415
00:31:50,419 --> 00:31:54,699
You're best man, I'm maid of honour.
We set the tone, we set the example.
416
00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:57,579
All I'm asking is that, years from now,
417
00:31:57,659 --> 00:32:00,699
when we're just a distasteful memory
to each other,
418
00:32:00,779 --> 00:32:06,539
we can say we helped create a charming,
touching ceremony. What d'you say?
419
00:32:07,379 --> 00:32:10,299
What time did you book 'em out
on the honeymoon moose?
420
00:32:10,379 --> 00:32:14,059
Fine. You stay on your side of the aisle,
I'll stay on mine.
421
00:32:14,139 --> 00:32:16,699
Wait, wait. Just wait!
422
00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:20,619
You're right. You're right,
and I agree with you.
423
00:32:20,699 --> 00:32:24,379
As members of the wedding,
we should put our best foot forward
424
00:32:24,459 --> 00:32:27,299
and lie about
how much we loathe each other.
425
00:32:27,619 --> 00:32:29,059
Good.
426
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:34,779
- Sorry what I said about the socks.
- I hadn't done my laundry in two weeks.
427
00:32:34,859 --> 00:32:37,459
Anyway, they look great in the gym.
428
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:41,219
So what about you? I guess
you'll be getting married in New York.
429
00:32:41,299 --> 00:32:45,459
Me and Elaine? Oh, yeah, New York.
Big Apple family, you know.
430
00:32:46,019 --> 00:32:47,699
- Are you?
- Rick and me?
431
00:32:47,779 --> 00:32:51,339
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I guess. I mean, maybe.
432
00:32:51,419 --> 00:32:54,659
Who knows? But sure. Why not?
433
00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,739
- I don't know. No reason.
- OK.
434
00:32:57,179 --> 00:32:59,579
Gotta go.
435
00:33:11,579 --> 00:33:13,859
- Maurice?
- Shelly!
436
00:33:13,939 --> 00:33:16,939
- OK if I come in?
- Please, yeah.
437
00:33:17,019 --> 00:33:20,659
Don't ask me if Holling knows
if I'm here or not, cos he doesn't.
438
00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:29,219
Don't get spooked. It's just business.
439
00:33:33,899 --> 00:33:40,139
Hey, guess what I've got on the second
shelf in the fridge. Had it for six months.
440
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,699
A Diet Cherry Pepsi.
I'll get it for you.
441
00:33:42,779 --> 00:33:45,659
Thanks, but it'll just make me pee.
442
00:33:47,699 --> 00:33:49,979
So, little missy.
443
00:33:52,099 --> 00:33:54,379
- How you been?
- I'm OK.
444
00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:57,299
Except for when I get the twirly-whirlies.
445
00:33:57,379 --> 00:34:02,019
Uh-huh? Well, you're...
you're lookin' real good, Shelly.
446
00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:07,579
- You're making my stomach gurgle.
- That's a start, darlin'.
447
00:34:07,659 --> 00:34:11,539
What I'm trying to say is you're not
making what I came to ask you very easy.
448
00:34:11,619 --> 00:34:13,859
Oh. Well, I don't mean to do that.
449
00:34:14,859 --> 00:34:18,659
I'm just as pleased as Punch
that you came back, Shelly.
450
00:34:19,139 --> 00:34:22,339
I've been countin' the days,
tickin' 'em off one by one.
451
00:34:22,419 --> 00:34:24,179
Maurice...
452
00:34:24,259 --> 00:34:26,819
Do you want me
to help you get the words out?
453
00:34:28,139 --> 00:34:31,099
You wanna come home to Daddy, right?
454
00:34:31,179 --> 00:34:34,139
No! I want you to sing at my wedding.
455
00:34:34,219 --> 00:34:36,979
- What?!
- It would mean a lot to me and Holling.
456
00:34:38,859 --> 00:34:43,139
He walked out on you. He left you
standing at the altar in disgrace!
457
00:34:43,659 --> 00:34:48,899
He walked back in. And he re-asked me
to remarry him tomorrow. I've re-said yes.
458
00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:54,019
- What did you expect?
- Well...
459
00:34:54,099 --> 00:34:56,099
I don't know, I...
460
00:34:57,019 --> 00:35:01,299
Well, I thought that we... You...
461
00:35:01,379 --> 00:35:04,059
- Well, I thought that I would...
- Hop on me?
462
00:35:04,139 --> 00:35:05,699
Well, no!
463
00:35:06,299 --> 00:35:08,379
Well, not right away.
464
00:35:08,459 --> 00:35:11,139
Shelly! Shelly, please...
465
00:35:11,619 --> 00:35:13,419
Please sit down.
466
00:35:17,219 --> 00:35:22,179
All right, I...
I did hope that we'd fool around.
467
00:35:22,259 --> 00:35:27,459
But not before I told you
how much I'd missed you,
468
00:35:28,339 --> 00:35:30,459
how much I'd thought about you,
469
00:35:30,859 --> 00:35:34,059
and how I'd dreamed you'd come back.
470
00:35:36,339 --> 00:35:39,179
That other day, at the chapel,
471
00:35:39,259 --> 00:35:43,539
when everybody kept asking
"Where's Holling?",
472
00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:47,019
what I kept thinking was
"Holling can take care of himself."
473
00:35:47,099 --> 00:35:50,979
"But if Maurice passes up
a chance to sing in public,
474
00:35:51,059 --> 00:35:54,139
he must still be real mad at me."
475
00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:57,299
And now you're saying
you're not only still PO'd,
476
00:35:57,379 --> 00:35:59,859
but that you want me back?
477
00:35:59,939 --> 00:36:01,139
Yeah.
478
00:36:01,219 --> 00:36:04,979
Isn't a year and a half a long enough time
to have a crush on somebody?
479
00:36:05,059 --> 00:36:10,979
Wait a minute. Shelly... it was more
than a crush. I would have married you.
480
00:36:11,059 --> 00:36:15,619
I'm sorry, Maurice, but you can't marry
me, cos I'm marrying Holling tomorrow.
481
00:36:15,699 --> 00:36:18,339
Besides which,
you can't carry a blowtorch for me
482
00:36:18,419 --> 00:36:20,899
when I'm carrying little Holling Junior.
483
00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:24,539
It's yucky, and it makes me feel weird.
484
00:36:24,619 --> 00:36:30,979
I don't understand, dammit! I'm so much...
better than he is. You've got to admit that.
485
00:36:31,579 --> 00:36:36,659
Maybe you are. But he's better for me.
486
00:36:37,099 --> 00:36:39,099
I'm sorry, Maurice.
487
00:36:44,699 --> 00:36:47,419
If you'll excuse me,
488
00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:52,499
I've got a couple of businessmen
waiting to close a big deal.
489
00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:56,819
What I always liked best
about you, Maurice,
490
00:36:56,899 --> 00:37:00,859
was when you'd put on those old show
tunes and sing along with the record.
491
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:20,979
Hey! You can't split.
We haven't notarised the contracts yet!
492
00:37:22,019 --> 00:37:25,099
Come on! One song, Maurice.
493
00:37:25,699 --> 00:37:27,699
Give the kid a break.
494
00:37:31,979 --> 00:37:36,419
To have wings on your heels
495
00:37:40,499 --> 00:37:45,179
on the chance that you'll meet
496
00:37:51,699 --> 00:37:54,139
I'm sorry your daddy couldn't stay.
497
00:37:54,219 --> 00:37:56,939
- We can always send him a snapshot.
- Yeah.
498
00:38:07,499 --> 00:38:13,019
Holling's here, Shelly's here, he's here -
wearing decent socks.
499
00:38:13,379 --> 00:38:14,819
- Got the ring?
- Yes.
500
00:38:14,899 --> 00:38:16,659
- Show me.
- It's in my pocket.
501
00:38:16,739 --> 00:38:20,739
- Show it to me. - I'm not
gonna show it to you! Oh, for G...
502
00:38:36,419 --> 00:38:40,099
It's occasions like these
that my thoughts turn to marriage.
503
00:38:40,179 --> 00:38:44,379
I think of the Dalai Lama,
the Pope, Mother Teresa -
504
00:38:44,459 --> 00:38:47,859
very spiritual people
who never took the plunge.
505
00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:52,539
Then we have Elizabeth Taylor and
Mickey Rooney - couldn't get enough of it.
506
00:38:52,619 --> 00:38:54,659
What do we make of this dichotomy?
507
00:38:54,739 --> 00:39:00,819
Well, we're here to wish our friends
a long life filled with happiness.
508
00:39:00,899 --> 00:39:05,099
Shelly Tambo, do you take this man
to be your lawful wedded husband,
509
00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:07,739
- till death do you part?
- Uh-huh.
510
00:39:08,419 --> 00:39:12,739
Holling Vincoeur, do you take this
lovely girl to be your lawful wedded wife,
511
00:39:12,819 --> 00:39:15,259
till death do you part?
512
00:39:20,019 --> 00:39:21,779
Holling?
513
00:39:24,379 --> 00:39:26,379
Holling?
514
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:31,379
I wonder if I might speak with Shelly
for a moment.
515
00:39:31,939 --> 00:39:34,419
In private.
516
00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:54,299
- What'd you say to him, Fleischman?
- Nothing!
517
00:39:54,939 --> 00:39:56,379
The plot thickens.
518
00:39:56,459 --> 00:39:59,819
You promised! You crossed your heart
and you hoped to die!
519
00:39:59,899 --> 00:40:03,539
I know I did, but if you could
just let me say what I have to say.
520
00:40:03,619 --> 00:40:06,139
OK, fine. What do you have to say?
521
00:40:06,219 --> 00:40:09,979
It's no secret that I'm not very good
at expressin' myself in words.
522
00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:12,059
But...
523
00:40:12,739 --> 00:40:17,219
there was a moment, when friends were
smilin' at us and Maurice was warblin'
524
00:40:17,299 --> 00:40:20,739
and you looked at me and...
525
00:40:22,939 --> 00:40:24,939
we became one.
526
00:40:25,939 --> 00:40:28,619
And I can tell you this.
527
00:40:28,699 --> 00:40:33,579
You are the most beautiful thing
that has ever happened to me.
528
00:40:33,659 --> 00:40:35,939
And I will love you, Shelly.
529
00:40:36,819 --> 00:40:38,819
And cherish you.
530
00:40:39,779 --> 00:40:43,779
And protect you and our little pup
till death do us part.
531
00:40:45,659 --> 00:40:47,659
No matter who goes first.
532
00:40:51,139 --> 00:40:54,819
But... don't make me do this.
533
00:41:02,499 --> 00:41:05,499
Do we still get to keep the presents?
534
00:41:06,619 --> 00:41:08,619
Yeah.
535
00:41:18,979 --> 00:41:22,339
That was the most beautiful
non-ceremony I ever saw.
536
00:41:22,419 --> 00:41:24,819
She's almost as tall as he is.
537
00:41:25,219 --> 00:41:29,259
- What are we gonna do with all the rice?
- Make a pudding.
538
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:39,739
I know two years is a long time, but with
time off for good behaviour, who knows?
539
00:41:39,819 --> 00:41:41,979
- Maybe...
- Fleischman?
540
00:41:42,059 --> 00:41:44,539
Maurice! Just the man I wanna see.
541
00:41:44,619 --> 00:41:47,539
Elaine, honey? Maurice just walked in.
542
00:41:47,979 --> 00:41:51,579
No, that's Holling.
Maurice is the one I'm in on the deal with.
543
00:41:51,659 --> 00:41:55,739
You remember. He's the one who
tried to blow my head off with a shotgun.
544
00:41:55,819 --> 00:41:57,499
Right. Right.
545
00:41:57,579 --> 00:42:00,819
Let me get the latest lowdown.
I'll call you right back, OK?
546
00:42:00,899 --> 00:42:02,939
OK, me too.
547
00:42:04,299 --> 00:42:08,099
So, why aren't you down at Holling's,
celebrating with everybody?
548
00:42:08,179 --> 00:42:13,659
I was until Chris started doing
his Ozzy Osbourne impersonation.
549
00:42:14,859 --> 00:42:17,979
Let me ask you somethin', Joel.
550
00:42:18,059 --> 00:42:22,139
Do you think Shelly cared for my singing?
551
00:42:22,219 --> 00:42:24,979
Yeah, I think everyone did, Maurice.
552
00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:29,579
- What's the latest on the Japanese?
- They passed.
553
00:42:29,659 --> 00:42:31,859
- They what?!
- They passed.
554
00:42:31,939 --> 00:42:34,539
- These things happen, son.
- They happen?
555
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:38,339
That's the sum total of sushi and sake
and soaking wet golf?!
556
00:42:38,419 --> 00:42:42,619
What can I tell you? You don't wanna get
mixed up with the likes of them anyway.
557
00:42:42,699 --> 00:42:45,459
"The likes of them"?
What exactly was their likes?
558
00:42:45,539 --> 00:42:48,059
Well, let me put it this way.
559
00:42:49,179 --> 00:42:52,859
If you cross those guys,
you sleep with the sushi.
560
00:42:57,499 --> 00:43:00,059
- Oh, hello, Maurice.
- Hi, Ed.
561
00:43:00,139 --> 00:43:04,379
- Should I get lost?
- No, no. I'm just leavin' anyway.
562
00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:08,699
Maurice, I just wanna tell you I'm real
sorry you didn't get the girl in the end.
563
00:43:08,779 --> 00:43:11,099
I was pulling for you.
564
00:43:11,179 --> 00:43:13,419
Thanks, Ed.
565
00:43:13,499 --> 00:43:19,139
The memory of that little gal walkin' down
that runway at that beauty contest,
566
00:43:19,219 --> 00:43:23,099
wearin' that bathing suit
with that tiara on her head...
567
00:43:23,179 --> 00:43:27,779
That's somethin' nobody'll ever be able
to take away from me.
568
00:43:30,659 --> 00:43:33,899
- Are you all right, Dr Fleischman?
- What do you want, Ed?
569
00:43:34,939 --> 00:43:38,539
- The golf course is beginning to smell.
- Why?
570
00:43:38,619 --> 00:43:42,979
With the rain, and no drainage system,
it's beginning to mildew.
571
00:43:46,019 --> 00:43:50,099
But I guess we can
figure something out tomorrow.
572
00:43:50,939 --> 00:43:53,739
Well, good night, Dr Fleischman.
573
00:44:18,819 --> 00:44:25,819
This is Elaine. I'm not here right now, but
if you leave a message I'll get back to you.
574
00:44:25,869 --> 00:44:30,419
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