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What about the jury?
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Four Daily Telegraphs, three moustaches,
one blazer, two blue rinses and a Mormon.
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- Fucked, then?
- Fucked.
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- It's not a real jury at all, Alex.
- It's a coffee morning.
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- At the WI.
- A jury of Rich Tea dunkers.
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- Bloody bastard custard-cream lickers.
- Steady, Billy.
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Wait a minute. 11. Four, three,
one, two and the Mormon. 11.
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Floral print, number 12.
Chintz with pearls in the back row.
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- Fucked, then.
- Fucked.
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Five months, three weeks and four days.
So close.
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- Yes, Mr Guthrie?
- Since I last lost a case.
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She won't let it go, Mary.
I'm about to lose my pride and joy.
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Yes, Mr Guthrie.
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Don't you ever stop long enough to start
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Get your car out of that gear
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I'm so sorry...
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What d'you think?
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You never can tell what
a jury's going to do.
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- But what do you think?
- There's always the Henry factor.
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- You what?
- Henry Fonda.
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Didn't look like the type to fight
for a not guilty, but he was and he did.
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- Who's Henry Fonda?
- Jane's dad.
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Silence.
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You're a smug bastard, Leo.
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That may be, but I'm the smug bastard
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that's going to see your two laughing boys
disappear for 10 years.
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I've never understood
prosecutors being zealots.
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Where is the passion
in sending people down?
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What do you get off on, Leo?
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The city of Leeds
will be so much cleaner.
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D'you want to be put out of your misery?
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When the jury come through that door,
if they look at you, you're all right.
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If they don't, you're going down.
Eye contact.
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Jurors never look at people
they're about to fuck over.
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Shit, shit, shit.
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Bollocks.
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Excellent.
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Sometimes in here I wonder
if I'm actually at the taxidermist.
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- Stuffed badgers.
- Big, blind moles.
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Great tedious dodos.
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You don't win cases by mouthing off
and wearing red socks a lot.
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My daddy was a bankrobber
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And he never hurt nobody
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He just loved to live that way
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And he loved to steal your money
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Billy.
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Five months, three weeks and four days.
So close.
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Breaks your heart.
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What's going on?
- A bet.
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I said I could go six months
without losing a case.
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She said I couldn't.
I lost, so she gets my car.
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It's hard to believe
she's your head of chambers.
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So young.
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- Mind you...
- Is this a pregnant pause?
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One of his brilliant
cross-examination techniques.
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She's the most grown-up person
in your little enterprise.
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- He's very upset.
- You're very upset.
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Can't blame him. We're so good and we've
all left his scuddy little chambers.
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It's been six months.
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Probably time you stopped stamping
your tiny foot.
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But one does wonder. I mean, she's 33
years old and she gets such good work.
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Breathtaking career.
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Is she any more brilliant
than you, Billy, for example,
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or you, Alex, for that matter?
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One does wonder, doesn't one?
What is it that gives her the edge?
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Are you saying that Wendy de Souza
got where she is today
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because of the colour of her skin?
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You took the words right out of my mouth.
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- You OK?
- Yeah.
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- Sure?
- Yeah.
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Good punch. If you won the bet,
what was she going to give you?
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- A new Subbuteo set.
- Excellent.
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Yeah. With 16 teams of my own choice.
I was going to do the whole World Cup.
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- Where?
- Dining room table.
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Scotland, of course. Home of football.
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Fancy a spin, boys?
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Male barristers you call Sir,
the Dorises you call Miss.
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Not Mrs, even when they are?
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Not Mrs, Miss, even when they're not.
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- Hello.
- Hello, miss.
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- Sorry.
- New junior clerk.
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- Sorry.
- I'm Tom Mitford. Call me Tom.
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Could I have a word, sir?
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Barristers have come and barristers
have gone, good, bad and fucking awful,
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and every single one of them
has been called sir by his clerk.
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Don't ask to change it, sir.
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Oh. The Merchant Of Venice.
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It's the best play for quoting from
for jury speeches,
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and judges like Shakespeare.
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They're fucking right.
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Best words ever.
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- Ready?
- Ready.
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Go. Cream shirt, brown tie,
egg stain, dandruff.
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Paedophile. Goon.
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- Skinny, jumpy.
- Crack dealer. Goon.
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- Sweaty, sideburns, ex-drummer maybe?
- Cannabis, personal use. Goon.
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- Broken nose.
- Blagger. Goon.
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Goon.
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- Come on.
- Um... Beautiful?
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- Beautiful.
- Prostitute? What?
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- Just really beautiful.
- VAT fraud? What?
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- Come on, Billy. Help me.
- Solicitor.
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- Solicitor? God.
- Stevie Goode's her name.
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I'd like you to have a drink, Alex,
you and Stevie.
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Stevie Goode? She's one of
Marlowe's solicitors, isn't she?
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- Client's here.
- Client?
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- For your con.
- Con?
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Shoplifters, M&S, hand on the shoulder.
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ABH times twoon the owner
of the hand on the shoulder.
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- You and Tom Mitford.
- Any papers?
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Or would you like me to guess
the finer details?
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- Hot off the fax.
- I love this job.
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- Have you read it?
- No. You?
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- Yes.
- Carve it.
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- I never plea to anything.
- Your fraud's on the warned list.
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Be a shame if you were stuck
on a piece of crap like this. Carve it.
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Margo Scott?
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- Squeezing the pips, Peter?
- Every last one, miss.
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- Where's Billy gone?
- Library.
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- Billy, big brief. Con tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
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For a four-day case next week,
Liverpool.
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- Liverpool?
- Yes or no, Billy?
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No.
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- Fine.
- Not Liverpool, Peter.
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Not with the baby due.
It wouldn't be fair on Rose.
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Fine. What's that?
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Seamus Heaney.
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Enjoy.
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- Hello?
- Sorry.
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- Sorry?
- I mean hello.
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- Alex Hay. This is my room.
- Sorry.
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Morag Black. I'm the new pupil.
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- Good.
- I'm from Mull.
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Excellent.
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- I'II, um...
- Stay, take notes, listen, learn.
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Jesus, did I say that? Listen, learn?
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Bollocks. Come in.
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- Drink.
- Yeah, see you there.
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- Don't I get asked?
- Too pregnant, obviously.
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- You've got too much work to do.
- News to me.
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Liverpool, conference tomorrow
for a big case next week.
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That's if you feel up to something
big and well paid, miss.
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- How long?
- Finish Thursday.
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Baby's due on Friday.
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Is that a yes or a no?
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- It's a yes. What's the case?
- Ask Johnny Boy. Liverpool.
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Schizophrenic, very good mother 95% of
the time, not so clever when she's ill.
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- They want to take her baby away.
- Family law? I don't do family law.
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- You do now.
- Barristers with babies.
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What?
- Do family law.
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It's a clerk-room equation.
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Something tells me great big complicated
frauds won't be coming your way much.
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I never plead.
It's completely against my nature.
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Unless there's really no choice.
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There really is no choice.
Let me cut the crap, if I may.
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You're a nice woman.
You don't look the sort.
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Not looking the sort helps.
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You're three months pregnant
and you've no form.
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- Form?
- Previous convictions.
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Unlike your co-defendant
who has got previous convictions.
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In fact, she's really quite a pro
compared to you.
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I'm going to give it to you in a nutshell.
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This was a naive, poverty-driven,
hormone-induced,
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co-defendant-led aberration
on your part.
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What? You're making all of this up.
I mean, you don't know me at all.
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OJ Simpson was black.
You are pregnant and you are poor.
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It's a lawyer's job to be shameless.
If I weren't, I wouldn't be doing my job.
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Here's the bottom line.
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If you fight this, the mitigation when
you're convicted won't get listened to
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because the judge will hate you
for running a complete loser.
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But if you plead guilty,
there won't be a dry eye in the house
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by the time I've finished.
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You were caught stealing baby clothes.
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If you're going to get caught shoplifting,
baby clothes are as good as it gets.
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Who can blame you for attacking the man
who wants to stop you?
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- I'll get you a third off.
- What? A third off what?
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18 months after a fight becomes 12on a
plea, which is six months actual time.
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- Prison?
- It's a uniform thing.
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Judges really don't like it
when people in uniform get attacked.
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- What about the baby?
- There's a mother and baby unit.
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It's OK, apparently.
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- She'll plead, I know she will.
- That's not what she's been saying.
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Trust me, I know, and once Ella
pleads guilty to the assault,
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the prosecution will lose interest in us.
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If we offer the shoplifting, they'll
take it and that should keep you out.
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I need you to sign my brief.
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"I, Ella Gray, have decided
to plead guilty to both counts.
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I do soof my own free will
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and without having been coerced
in any way into doing so."
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It's never easy.
You're doing the right thing.
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They tried to get me
to go to Liverpool tomorrow.
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Anyone would think
you weren't just about to have a baby.
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Oh, no, Rose, for Christ's sake.
What are you trying to prove?
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- I won't have them reinvent me.
- What?
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The clerks.
It scares the hell out of me, Billy.
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You know how they are. This is new.
We've just set ourselves up.
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And it means they're going to be
redefining us.
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And I'm not going to be a housewife
in anyone's book.
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What is it, the case?
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Care proceedings, two young children.
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- What?
- You know what.
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Disingenuousness doesn't suit you, Rose.
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Don't tell me.
A really good murder, big rape.
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- Theft.
- Of?
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- Underpants.
- What?
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From washing lines... apparently, sir.
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What's funny? Mm?
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What is funny? Mm?
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They offered Liverpool to you
before me, didn't they?
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Why'd you ask Billy first?
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Why does daddy-to-be get first refusal
ahead of mummy-to-be?
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- I wanted to know.
- What?
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Who's got the right attitude
and who hasn't.
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Now I know. Mummy's still up for it.
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I'll see you in court tomorrow,
just before 1o?
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Drink, two minutes.
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That doesn't seem right to me,
a woman like her going to prison.
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Paint it black, Morag.
First rule of client relations.
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Always tell them
it's much worse than it really is.
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If I can get Ella Gray probation,
and there is an outside chance,
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she'll think I'm so wonderful, she'll
make me the godfather of her baby.
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Pleading, then?
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- Might be.
- You mean you could be fighting it?
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Which might mean you'll miss out
on a big, fat fraud on Monday morning?
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Might be, Alex?
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This is Morag. She's from Mull.
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- I've decided, I don't want your car.
- Bet is a bet. I don't want it back.
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- It's you. That car's always been you.
- I know.
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To be honest with you,
it's a bit of a boy's car.
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Noise, engine in your lap,
the odd strange stain.
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If I'd have won, I'd have kept you
to your side of things.
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Right now I'd be playing
the opening match of the 2oo2 World Cup.
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I'm a grown woman, Billy,
I can make my own choices
234
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,157
and I can fight my own battles.
235
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,031
- You heard.
- How's the hand?
236
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,071
Fine.
237
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,111
The thing is,
I'm very grateful and all that,
238
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,515
but, to be honest with you,
it doesn't help.
239
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,949
I've done kicking and punching
and screaming my head off.
240
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,116
- I just want to get on with it now.
- What d'you mean?
241
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,428
Don't go round hitting people
on my behalf.
242
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,517
I'm fine. I didn't get where I am today
cos of the colour of my skin.
243
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,313
No, you got where you are
cos of your talent, your hard work
244
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,713
and your gorgeous tits.
245
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,429
That's for our sakes.
He's murdering his liver to get us work.
246
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,790
- Very touching.
- Who's the solicitor?
247
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,957
- Solicitor?
- He's not a solicitor?
248
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,991
No, armed robber.
249
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:40,109
Here he is, the man
with the really nice steady girlfriend
250
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,391
who must at all costs be introduced
to the devastatingly gorgeous solicitor.
251
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,477
You're going to be such an old tart, Alex.
Here we go.
252
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,512
- Mr Hay, sir.
- Why not me, Peter?
253
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,949
Because this is business,
and he's a handsome bastard
254
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,516
and you look like a sad
Hawaiian flasher, since you asked.
255
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,671
Coming?
256
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,719
- I'm going for a piss.
- OK, Billy, good luck.
257
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,911
Nice to meet you.
258
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,997
- My uncle used to drink with Gary.
- Gary?
259
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,349
- Sprake.
- No-one like him.
260
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,469
Out on his own.
261
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,230
Back in a second.
262
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,193
- Evening.
- Hello, Peter.
263
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,357
Sorry. Football.
264
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,594
I'm used to it,
265
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,235
men being nostalgic for football matches
they're too young to remember.
266
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,998
- Yeah?
- And don't tell me.
267
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,395
Did your daddy take you to Elland Road
once upon a time?
268
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,955
And up on his shoulders did you see
Jinking Johnny Giles jinking his stuff?
269
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,230
So small, so gifted,
brings a tear to the eye.
270
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,554
What are you saying?
271
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,036
What I'm saying is if you put any team
you care to mention from 25 years ago
272
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,275
in with the lowliest bunch
of no-hopers from today,
273
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,912
shall we say, Hamilton Accies,
274
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,918
the Accies, pile of crap though they are,
would murder 'em, actually.
275
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,554
- That's what I'm saying.
- Actually.
276
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,591
Actually.
277
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,751
- Hello?
- Hello?
278
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,117
I'll be there in 15 minutes.
279
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,311
Yeah, come round later. Bye.
280
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,158
- Plans for the evening?
- Yeah. You?
281
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,430
Police station.
282
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,040
I can't help it, Marlowe,
if one of my boys
283
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,595
objects to the racist views
of one of your boys.
284
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,154
What's Stevie Goode doing here
drinking with him?
285
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,636
Can't help it if one of your girls
takes a fancy toone of my boys.
286
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,910
I should never have let you go.
287
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,997
You didn't. I went.
288
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,031
How's Shona?
289
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,679
Just so you know, cosy chats aside,
I'm going to do you over
290
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,029
and I'd put a lot of money
on me winning.
291
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,352
Stevle.
292
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,391
- See you.
- Yeah.
293
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,155
Alex is free tomorrow, in case you want
someone to cover whatever it is
294
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,395
you're going to the police station for.
295
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,312
- How's gynae?
- Fine. How's crime?
296
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,510
It's great.
297
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,232
Have you ever noticed at dinner parties
298
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,999
how scared people are
of the gynaecological
299
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,429
and how at home they are with murder?
300
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,471
I get talked to and you don't.
301
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,476
- You OK?
- A patient.
302
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,034
Tell me.
303
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:56,756
2o years old, pregnant, alone
and on her way to prison.
304
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,677
Tomorrow morning.
305
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,551
"Please, Doctor, could you terminate
306
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,478
my otherwise completely wanted pregnancy
right now
307
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:08,071
because the idea of having a baby in
prison is just too awful to contemplate?"
308
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,111
- What did you say?
- What could I say?
309
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,310
"She's right, she's sane,
I suggest we find a space."
310
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,669
- Today?
- Had to be.
311
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,391
Poor woman.
312
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,311
- Cuddle?
- Cuddle.
313
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,993
Yes?
314
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,350
Change of plan. I've got you
your first case for Stevie Goode.
315
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,517
I can't. I can't let the client down.
316
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,792
What are you talklng about?
Thls Is a very blg new sollcltor.
317
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,196
Marlowe thinks it's his big new solicitor.
This matters, Alex.
318
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,630
She likes you, she's very classy
and it's a really heavy client.
319
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,875
Your shoplifting woman
can live without you.
320
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,549
I can't. I just can't, OK?
I've got my reasons.
321
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,596
So?
322
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,756
What?
323
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,110
Who's the client that can't do without
your fabulous gifts?
324
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,271
Some woman.
325
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,357
Is it going to be all right,
Billy Guthrie punching him?
326
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,233
I'll tell you
about the Billy thing, what matters.
327
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,511
He's said something with what he's done.
It's definition.
328
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,710
- Said what we're going to be.
- Right.
329
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:53,233
Look at it. So fucking green and...
What is it?
330
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,268
Pure England. So England.
331
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,311
It's Jerusalem.
332
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,795
- Jerusalem?
- Jerusalem.
333
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,035
But you said England.
334
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,435
Jerusalem, England.
335
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,314
You got a lot to learn, John,
but one thing I know you know. This is it.
336
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,430
This is us.
337
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,233
We've created, John. We've created.
338
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,275
- Thanks.
- Thanks?
339
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,788
For fixing my Liverpool conference
at twoo'clock.
340
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,354
Gives me time
to hoick my belly over there slowly.
341
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,833
Pleasure, miss.
342
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,998
I thought it was the solicitor
who wanted it at two.
343
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,112
A lot of the time, John, as a clerk,
your barristers'll be shouting
344
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,798
and bleating their heads off at you,
345
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,354
so when the good times come along,
take 'em.
346
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,277
Hard head, thick skin, but underneath...
347
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,355
Heart of gold.
348
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,233
Good for Alex.
He was completely right to say no.
349
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,111
- Sir, please.
- No.
350
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,833
You're there doing one case.
Why can't you do this one too?
351
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,395
It's not my fault if you're overbooked.
You dug the hole, boys. You get out of it.
352
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,069
I need to concentrate very hard
on my theft of underpants.
353
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:14,636
What are we going to do? It's ten to ten.
We've got no-one to do it.
354
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,352
Peter?
355
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,598
Shall I ring Stevie and give her some
shite about Alex being sick or what?
356
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,751
Hello.
357
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,509
- Who are you?
- The new pupil. Morag Black.
358
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,473
- You're going to court.
- Now?
359
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,397
It's what you're here for, isn't it?
360
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,470
Tell her, Johnny Boy.
361
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,511
Johnny Boy.
362
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,955
Frank Green. First appearance, GBH.
363
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,437
Don't do a thing, all right?
No bail application. Hello, goodbye.
364
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,913
And be nice to him.
365
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,235
Miss.
366
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,312
Take off the scarf.
367
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,755
We're not the pinstripe sort,
but we do better than Oxfam.
368
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,912
- There you are.
- What's this?
369
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,554
- Get yourself something proper to wear.
- I can't.
370
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,511
Pay me back if, when, whatever.
371
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:42,239
- I've come to see Mr Green.
- That right? Mr Green, is it?
372
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,992
- He's charged with GBH.
- No, he's not.
373
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,398
Cell number three,
and it's murder, not GBH.
374
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,556
The victim died this morning.
375
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,871
Are you going to let me in?
376
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,755
You haven't met yet, have you,
you and "Mr Green"?
377
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,712
I'd like to be able
to speak to him properly.
378
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,512
Do yourself a favour.
379
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,473
Put your lefty pallyness away
and save it for someone a bit nicer.
380
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,035
Frank Green? Mad bastard.
381
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,479
Through the window.
382
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,511
No closer.
383
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,950
Was that you being tremendously charming
to women again, Ronnie?
384
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,911
You know me, Billy.
385
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,474
- What are you here for?
- Y-fronts.
386
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,476
- Who are you?
- Morag Black.
387
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,988
- Where are you from?
- Mull.
388
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,677
Oh, right, no.
389
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,190
Uh... I'm your barrister.
390
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,834
- Is that right?
- Yes.
391
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,633
Well, you listen to me, Morag Black.
392
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:10,151
Take yourself home
and tell whoever it was that sent you
393
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,191
that I want a grown-up down here.
394
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,869
Now! Not some two-year-old
from the Isle of Skye!
395
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,191
Do you think you should, um...
396
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,918
I'm not from Skye.
397
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,554
And where I'm from,
shouting gets you nowhere.
398
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,277
Because of the wind. No-one'll hear you.
399
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:37,791
Noise just, uh... goes... on the wind.
400
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:42,595
My clerk told me not to make
a bail application. I think he's wrong.
401
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,790
I'm going to have a go at
getting you out of here.
402
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,400
- Who's your clerk?
- Peter McLeish.
403
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,111
- Why are you laughing?
- You.
404
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,674
Him. Big man.
405
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,711
Small girl.
406
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:13,952
OK, island girl, have a go
at getting me out of here.
407
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,952
- I'm a woman of good character.
- And you're pregnant.
408
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,594
Soof course I'm dumping on you.
I'm staying out. You're going down.
409
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,755
- Baby clothes.
- Exactly.
410
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,438
- And I'm not pregnant.
- So?
411
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,233
So I'm just along for the ride.
Emotional support.
412
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,396
Is that what you're going to say?
413
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,271
- Good.
- Good?
414
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,392
She looks like she works in M&S
rather than steals from them.
415
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,113
Maybe I'm staying out
and you're going down.
416
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,159
Ella Gray?
417
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,678
Judge is going to want to come in
in a minute, Mr Hay.
418
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,873
Oh, thank God.
Here she is.
419
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,634
- Where have you been?
- You all right?
420
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,117
I know. I know what you did, Ella.
Last night.
421
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,320
Don't say anything in there.
422
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,635
I don't want anyone
to hear about what I've done.
423
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,193
Family?
424
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,389
I'm, uh... I'm not pregnant any more.
425
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,431
Well done.
426
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,708
Well done?
427
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:57,039
Desperate, last-minute abortion makes your
mitigation fairly profound, doesn't it?
428
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,071
You will use it?
429
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,392
Last night Ella Gray took
the most difficult decision of her life.
430
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,830
She went to the infirmary and asked that
her pregnancy be terminated.
431
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,992
It is entirely typical of her that
she should have specifically asked me
432
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,793
not to mention this in court.
433
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,559
She took the decision
because she believed
434
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,830
she would be sent to prison this morning.
435
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,671
I would ask Your Honour to take the view
that this woman has been punished enough
436
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,914
for what she has done.
437
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,678
Is there a doctor's note?
438
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,870
No, the operation was last night.
439
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,837
And I am expected
to take everything you say as fact,
440
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,190
even though there is
no documentary evidence to support it?
441
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,118
Is Your Honour suggesting
that my client did not have an abortion?
442
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,435
I'm saying I want evidence, Mr Hay.
443
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,478
Would Your Honour give me five minutes?
444
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,398
You're not suggesting
you can have the evidence, if it exists,
445
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,078
here in five minutes, Mr Hay?
446
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,509
If I can persuade her to get out of bed,
Your Honour.
447
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:14,439
Beeston's the worst.
There's hardly a front garden without them.
448
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,519
Um, what exactly do you have
against underpants?
449
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,472
It's not underpants. It's Y-fronts.
450
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,876
I think they are repugnant
and oppressive
451
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,069
and a violence on the eye.
452
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,317
I consider it my duty to remove them
and cut them up.
453
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,432
- So you're going to plead guilty?
- No.
454
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,436
- Did you steal them?
- Yeah.
455
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:39,235
What do you think, Mr Burns, given the
circumstances, your defence might be?
456
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,113
It was very well put at Nuremberg.
457
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:46,392
There are certain laws which it is the
moral duty of every citizen to break.
458
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,158
I'm sure you would agree, Mr Guthrie,
459
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,919
that morality and law
are not the same thing.
460
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,952
Surely it's a question of taste.
Some people like Y-fronts.
461
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,319
That's their entitlement.
462
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,430
Keats is not better than Bob Dylan.
463
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,155
Fucking fuck off, can you,
you pair of pricks?
464
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,274
Good morning.
465
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,717
Good morning.
466
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,119
Good morning. I represent Mr Green.
467
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,155
Good morning.
I appear for this defendant.
468
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,077
I wish to apply for bail.
469
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,111
All partles In Green to court one.
- Oh, my God.
470
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,311
All partles In Green to court one.
471
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,557
Bugger. Bloody, bloody bugger.
472
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,031
Oh, no.
473
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,680
I spoke with the patient, Miss Gray,
at some length,
474
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,393
and I'm one of the doctors
who authorised the termination.
475
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,955
Thank you very much,
and can I say, on behalf of the court,
476
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,992
how grateful we are that someone
as busy as yourself
477
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,079
was able to attend court
at such unforgivably short notice.
478
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,357
One more thing, Doctor.
479
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,837
When you spoke to Ella Gray last night,
how did she strike you?
480
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:14,193
As someone very desperate, very alone...
and very brave.
481
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,831
Ella Gray, this was
an inexcusable act of violence
482
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,791
on someone doing their job.
483
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,759
In sentencing you,
I take into account your good character,
484
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,998
your remorse and your plea of guilty.
485
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:44,670
I would be failing in my duty if I was
to do anything other than to sentence you
486
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,836
to a term of imprisonment.
487
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,031
You will go to prison for 12 months.
488
00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:01,872
However, I am also persuaded
that the circumstances
489
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,913
that have been described to me this
morning are sufficiently exceptional
490
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,748
to allow me to suspend
that sentence of imprisonment.
491
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:17,236
Margo Scott,
you have pleaded guilty to theft.
492
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,158
You have a long record
for offences of dishonesty.
493
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,998
I have no alternative
but to send you to prison.
494
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,715
You will go to prison for 12 months.
495
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,115
Take her down.
496
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,674
Miss Gray, you can go.
497
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,712
Before Your Honour leaves the court,
there's something I'd like to say.
498
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,352
Yes, Mr Hay?
499
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:41,076
I think the judicial practice
of telling a defendant in the dock
500
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,189
they're going to prison,
501
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,710
making them think and believe
they're about to lose their freedom,
502
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,672
then after a pregnant, judicial pause
503
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,234
telling them that in fact
the sentence is suspended
504
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:56,638
is cruel and unfair, Your Honour.
505
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,474
To say on behalf of my client,
Frank Green.
506
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:25,550
Um... Look, the thing with all of this
is that bail is an entitlement.
507
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,433
You don't give it.
It has to be taken away.
508
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,833
If you're going to take it away,
509
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,838
there has to be a convincing reason
for doing that.
510
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:38,591
In my submission, no such reason exists
in the case of Frank Green.
511
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,315
This defendant should be released on bail,
512
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,750
in my opinion... right now.
513
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,311
Thank you.
514
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,872
Sorry. I did my best.
515
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,269
Come here.
516
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,391
Closer.
517
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:25,512
You go and tell Peter McLeish
that you are the dog's biscuit.
518
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,551
OK?
519
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,235
- You made a bail application?
- Yes.
520
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,555
- You were told not to.
- I just thought...
521
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,909
You get two shots at bail.
You've wasted one of 'em.
522
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,951
Now, listen to what you're told next time.
523
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,754
What are you doing sending a brand-new
pupil in to represent someone like that?
524
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,279
- No choice.
- Crap.
525
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,436
I wanted him to do it, remember?
He wouldn't.
526
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,836
More crap. You'd rather have
some complete novice do this case
527
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,429
than even think about losing it toother chambers.
That's the truth, isn't it?
528
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,038
You don't care about the clients
529
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,355
and you certainly don't care
about a pupil like Morag.
530
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,518
Money, money, money, every time.
531
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:13,359
I've got a lot of respect for that woman.
532
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:17,075
She's got massive bollocks.
I respect that.
533
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,349
- Back to underpants?
- Mm-hm.
534
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,515
Rose. Be careful.
535
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,552
- Careful?
- You know.
536
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,591
I know.
537
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,871
Goon.
538
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,430
Hi. Station, please.
539
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,550
Look, for what it's worth,
I thought you did really well.
540
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,917
Thanks.
541
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,555
- She's great, your wife.
- She's not my wife.
542
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,752
Oh. You're living together?
543
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,836
Yeah, living together.
544
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,274
- Have you ever been to Mull?
- Mm-hm.
545
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,357
There's a woman in Tobermory.
She's not...
546
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,994
- What, married?
- Mm.
547
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,395
Right.
548
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,716
Get back in there.
549
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,558
Goon. Don't let them get to you.
550
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,191
I just wondered if there's any work
for me to do.
551
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,749
Here you are.
I want you to go to Liverpool.
552
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,270
Rose Fitzgerald, look after her for me.
Take taxis a lot, carry her bags.
553
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,278
You understand? And learn from her.
A very classy barrister.
554
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,278
- Look, I'm really sorry, Miss Goode.
- Why wasn't it Alex?
555
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,630
I wanted Alex Hay.
I was told I could have Alex Hay.
556
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:06,117
It's my fault. I said no. I wouldn't
leave the case I was booked to do.
557
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,754
The client needed me. It's not his fault.
558
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,270
Clerks were entitled to think I'd be
able to get out of what I was doing.
559
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,311
I'm sorry.
560
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,275
All the items taken are valueless,
561
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,153
I think probably not much missed
by their losers.
562
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,078
My client wants me to tell you
very sincerely
563
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,680
that he is not sorry for what he has done.
564
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:31,759
He will continue to "clean up the city"
if you don't send him to prison,
565
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,759
and if you do, he wants you to know he
will carry on doing it when he gets out.
566
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,553
Why doesn't he steal them
from the shops instead of washing lines?
567
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,750
They're not in the shops.
The shops have stopped it.
568
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:45,351
- We're winning, you see, we're winning.
- Mr Burns, your campaign is at an end.
569
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,792
You will go to prison
for a total of nine months.
570
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,831
Take him down.
571
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,429
You look terrible.
572
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,994
Concentrating very hard
on not bursting my waters.
573
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,996
That's not something
you have any control over.
574
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,429
- It was a joke.
- Oh, right.
575
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,750
Johnny Boy, cab, now.
576
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,275
Billy! Get in! She's having the baby!
577
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,312
- Where to?
- Liverpool.
578
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,511
I once had a woman give birth in here.
I was just going round the ring road...
579
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,709
I'm going to make you an offer.
580
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,878
Do not speak once the entire journey,
I'll give you ?2oo, understand?
581
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,431
I want to go home.
Take me to the infirmary in Leeds.
582
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,790
- That's over an hour's drive.
- I want to go home.
583
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,910
OK, fine.
584
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,988
Did I tell you? My mother's a midwife.
585
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,071
The infirmary, Leeds, please.
586
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,671
When Rory was born, did you...
587
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,234
Remember this, all of it,
every last bit of it.
588
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,880
Turn around. Take us to the infirmary.
589
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:04,436
If you make it in less than 2o minutes,
your 2oo for shutting up turns into four.
590
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,038
You're having your baby in Leeds.
591
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,671
- Morag.
- Yes?
592
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,915
Will you stop stroking my back, please?
593
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,040
When I first saw him, Rory...
594
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:37,279
I looked at him
and I swore no-one would ever hurt him.
595
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,751
I'd kill anyone who...
596
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,910
Loved that boy much more than her.
597
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,552
It's blood, innit?
He's my blood. She's not.
598
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,557
She had her life, I had my life, we met.
599
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,591
But Rory...
600
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,711
Blood, right.
601
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,511
Blood's the thing.
602
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,713
- All right.
- Now, now.
603
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,235
Good girl, good girl.
604
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,753
New life.
605
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,070
Right, spot check.
Who is wearing Y-fronts?
606
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,519
I am.
607
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,471
Excuse me.
608
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,870
Right. Um... Cuddly.
609
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,275
- Huggable.
- Huggable, huggable, good.
610
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,550
- Principled.
- Come on, you can't put principled.
611
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,999
- Clever.
- Desperately clever.
612
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,395
What's going on?
613
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,319
We've decided that Tom
needs a woman badly,
614
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,716
so we're taking out an ad on his behalf
in the personal column
615
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,479
of every newspaper and magazine
in the north of England.
616
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,432
Barrister with GSOH
seeks hip chick to match.
617
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,835
- GSOH?
- Grey squirrel on a head.
618
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,113
What's going on?
619
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,195
Curious?
620
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,030
- What is this?
- Persistent.
621
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,950
- Come here.
- What? What? What?
622
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,479
- Give it...
- Get off.
623
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,511
Give me it.
624
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,311
Very violent.
625
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,398
Billy.
626
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,431
Billy Guthrie?
627
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,029
I'm arresting you
for an assault on Leo Wilson.
628
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,595
You bastards. You bastards.
629
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,518
You do not have to say anything,
but it may harm your defence
630
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,790
if you do not mention when questioned
631
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,479
something which you
later rely on in court.
632
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,955
I'm going to look after
you, Billy, all of you.
633
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,990
Cos I love you. Don't ever forget it.
634
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,754
No-one fucks over one of my boys.
635
00:45:09,804 --> 00:45:14,354
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