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This is so incredible.
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Just be cool.
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No-no-no, I'm cool, I'm cool.
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Hi, uh, we have an appointment
with Ethan Flaum.
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Hugh Davidson, Larry
Dorf, Rachel Ramras.
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Okay, just have a seat, and I will let
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his assistant know you're here.
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Great, thank you.
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Who does Ethan represent?
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Big people.
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Like, top screenwriters.
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Uh, I'd hate to break it to you,
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we are now top screenwriters also.
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I mean, we have Paul Skidmore
directing our movie.
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We have Melissa McCarthy
starring in our movie.
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I mean, that's about as big as it gets.
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Phew, I wonder how much
money we're gonna get.
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I mean, this is fast for an
offer to be made, right?
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Well, I'm not sure any amount of money
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is worth Melissa torturing
us for the next year.
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Uh, there is an amount of money,
and we're gonna take it.
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And we're gonna deposit
it in our banks.
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And when Melissa's yelling at us,
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we're gonna go online to our banks
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and look at our balance,
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and it'll all be worth it.
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Okay... what do you think?
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What?
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Hey, guys, I'm Bradley,
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Ethan's assistant... follow me?
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- Yes.
- Love your shoes.
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- Oh, thank...
- Thank you.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Sam asked me to move in
with her this morning.
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To her house? Isn't that fast?
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What'd you say?
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I said I need to think about it.
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That seems fast.
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What is there to think about?
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You guys like each other, uh,
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she's producing our movie.
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Well, I have packed.
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So you're just moving to Malibu?
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Malibu's great.
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I love that little general store
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with those little caprese sandwiches.
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Love the air, just... (sniffing)
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Ahh.
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Here we are.
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Well, if you want Demi Lovato,
it's gonna be more than that.
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Yeah, it's a lot more.
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Then I'll just pull her!
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Can I get anyone water or coffee?
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Oh, we're good, thanks.
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I'll take a water.
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And a coffee.
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No, I'm not kidding.
Great, deal's off, bye.
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- (sighing)
- (phone slams)
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Is that guy a little old
to be an assistant?
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Yeah, there's something wrong with him.
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Oh, Lois looks so cute here.
Where was this?
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Oh, we took her to the Gagosian
Gallery a few weeks ago.
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Oh, that sounds like fun
for a seven-year-old.
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Maybe you can get a photo when you park
her in front of the TV this weekend.
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Okay, so...
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I spoke with the
business affairs people
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at Paul Skidmore's office,
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and their initial offer is really good.
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Like, I've never seen
an offer this high
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for first-time screenwriters.
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- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
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What is the offer?
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So sorry...
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milk... soy milk...
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Rice Dream?
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Oh, for the coffee.
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Um...
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eh... I'm sorry, what were the choices?
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He'll have nothing,
no coffee, no water.
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You can't have anything, okay?
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Uh, I apologize for my colleague.
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Um, you were saying the offer...
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The offer is $375,000.
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Um, split three ways.
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No, for each of you.
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- Oh...
- What?
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Oh, my God, yeah... great!
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This is great, we'll...
we accept the offer.
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Hold... hold on,
we still want to counter.
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No, we don't wanna counter.
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Maybe we want to counter,
he says we should counter.
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It would be strange
if I didn't counter.
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Okay, but what you're saying
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is that, no matter what,
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it'll never be less
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than $375,000 for each of us?
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Correct.
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I mean, I really think
people in our tax bracket
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should not have to climb
all these stairs.
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(chuckling) Gross.
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Well, we won't have
to for very much longer.
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Why?
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Well, 'cause we're gonna have to quit.
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What? When?
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I dunno, soon, a couple of weeks.
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I mean, we can't do this
and Mr. First Lady.
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- Uh-huh.
- Paul said we'd be on the set.
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Well, what does that mean,
we say "I quit"?
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Just say, "I quit"?
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Oh, that would be so satisfying.
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I mean, I've been wanting
to do that for years.
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To be able to leave the kids' business
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and say I am better than this.
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I am better than all of you.
I hope you all die.
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- Oh, well, that's nice.
- Very sorry, Allison.
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- To Allison.
- That was very mean, I apologize.
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Whoa, whoa-who-whoa...
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you guys can't be here right now.
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What're you talking about?
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That sexual harassment
meeting yesterday.
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It was mandatory. I told you guys that.
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Connie said whoever
wasn't at that meeting
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is suspended without pay until
she can schedule another one.
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- (all) What?
- That's crazy. Come on!
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Hey, I know,
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and I went to bat for you guys.
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But then Connie pulled out
the smoking gun.
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The porn...
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on your computer, Rachel.
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That's Craig!
Craig goes on my computer.
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That's not me,
I don't look at pornography.
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You know what, Allen, we quit.
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Hold on, you...
you can't quit the show.
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You guys are the Fartlemans.
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You're also three...
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of the best darn people
I have ever met in my life.
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(dinging)
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That's my burrito.
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You didn't want anything
from the office?
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I just wanted to get out of there...
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Allen was crying so much.
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His little face was all red.
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I know, it was awful.
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Oh, one final trip
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to the supply closet for you, I see.
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I never got to say
my "I'm better than you" speech.
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So they owe me.
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Wait up! Wait up!
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What does Ken Choi want?
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I heard you were leaving,
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so I must say...
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I feel that I'm somewhat to blame.
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If it weren't for me, there wouldn't be
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any necessary for this
sexual harassment party...
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I mean "meetings."
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And none of this would be happening.
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I want you to have these
before you leave.
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- They're nudes.
- I see that.
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Engaging in sexual activities
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with mythical creatures.
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Look at me go.
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Do you like 'em?
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You know, I'm not sure
how I feel... Ethan.
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- Oh, no.
- Hello?
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Hey, Rachel, it's Bradley
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from Ethan Flaum's office.
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I have Ethan for you.
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I'm just gonna loop in Larry and Hugh.
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Hold for a moment, please.
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No-no, they're actually here with me.
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Uh... I'm on hold.
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Ken, can you give us a second, please?
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Well, I guess it's time
to bid you farewell.
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Rachel.
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I want you to know...
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that you have stolen my heart.
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- (phone ringing)
- (speaking Chinese)
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- I don't speak...
- Is that the ICM number?
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Yeah, just answer it.
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God, I bet the deal fell through.
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Hello, this is Larry.
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Hey, Larry, it's Bradley
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from Ethan Flaum's office.
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I have Rachel and Ethan for you.
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I'm gonna go ahead and loop in Hugh.
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Hold for a moment, please.
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...speaker, now I'm on hold.
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Ken, I'm so sorry.
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Could you just, um, you know?
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Of course, of course.
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- Yes.
- Okey-dokey.
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- Bye-bye.
- Au revoir.
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Yeah, okay, just keep walking.
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- (phone ringing)
- Oh, now it's my turn.
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Hey, Hugh, it's Bradley
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from Ethan Flaum's office.
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I have Larry, Rachel,
and Ethan for you.
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Go ahead, Ethan.
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Hello?
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There's nobody on the phone.
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Something's wrong with you!
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So sorry, I pushed the wrong button.
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I'll call you guys back.
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Oh, God.
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This is bad.
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You don't know that.
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I do know that.
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We shouldn't've countered.
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He thinks he's a big-shot.
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If he was that good, he'd be at CAA.
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- Oh...
- This deal is done.
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I guarantee you, it's over.
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- Larry, calm...
- Something happened, it's off.
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Just, we shouldn't've...
I don't know why we quit.
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- Larry.
- Just... I'm gonna go talk to Allen,
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and what do you mean quit panicking?
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It's too late for that...
just hold that.
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I'm talking to Allen.
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(sobbing)
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Allen!
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Oh, Larry! Thank God!
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- Yeah...
- (phone ringing)
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Hold on one second.
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Hello?
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Hey, Larry, it's Bradley
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from Ethan Flaum's office.
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I've got Hugh, Rachel, and Ethan.
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Go ahead, Ethan.
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Hey, I have great news.
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They accepted the counter,
and I countered big.
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I mean, I have never
had this happen before.
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What was the counter?
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You guys sitting down?
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(all) Yes.
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You are each gonna get
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$500,000.
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Ahh... Paul and Melissa have
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a small window to do a movie together,
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so the studio was extremely motivated
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to close the deal.
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This is insane!
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So... what does this mean?
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Do we sign something or...
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Okay, the paperwork'll be
done in a couple of days.
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You'll sign it,
and it will all be official.
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So... go celebrate, guys!
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Ahh, we will celebrate,
thank you very much.
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- Thank you!
- Thanks!
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Aah!
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Oh, my...
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(screeching)
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What are we celebrating?
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Are Hugh and Rachel coming back, too?
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Uh, no...
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and neither am I.
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Goodbye.
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Oh...
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$500,000!
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, seriously, is it too early
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to go get a celebratory drink?
265
00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:27,064
It's not even noon.
266
00:09:27,065 --> 00:09:28,699
Maybe I go pick Lois up from school...
267
00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:29,800
I never get to do that.
268
00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:31,068
All right, tonight.
269
00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:32,236
- Yes.
- Yeah.
270
00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:34,338
A real celebration, somewhere nice.
271
00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:37,307
- Yes!
- It's incredible.
272
00:09:37,308 --> 00:09:39,109
You didn't take anything
from the office?
273
00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:41,411
Maybe I'll go get my stuff,
my photos and things...
274
00:09:41,412 --> 00:09:42,746
all right, I'll see you guys tonight.
275
00:09:42,747 --> 00:09:44,054
- All right.
- All right.
276
00:09:44,082 --> 00:09:45,683
I'll hang on to these.
277
00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:48,785
Guess I'll just go home.
278
00:09:48,786 --> 00:09:50,387
Which home?
279
00:09:50,388 --> 00:09:52,923
Nice home in Malibu
or terrible home with Pat?
280
00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,558
(laughing)
281
00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:56,261
Later, Richie Rich.
282
00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:03,267
- Ramras.
- Oh... hey, Craig.
283
00:10:03,268 --> 00:10:05,502
Hi, just wanted to say I'm sorry.
284
00:10:05,503 --> 00:10:07,838
I feel responsible
for you leaving because...
285
00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:09,840
all that pornography on your computer,
286
00:10:09,841 --> 00:10:11,475
that was because of me.
287
00:10:11,476 --> 00:10:13,877
Because I secretly
used to come in here...
288
00:10:13,878 --> 00:10:15,679
I mean, it wasn't a secret 'cause we...
289
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,947
we've seen you do it.
290
00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:18,682
You've seen me masturbate
291
00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,251
in your office chair?
292
00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:22,119
What?
293
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,821
Never mind.
294
00:10:23,822 --> 00:10:25,023
Hey, buddy.
295
00:10:25,056 --> 00:10:26,690
- See you at church.
- See you at church.
296
00:10:26,691 --> 00:10:28,525
Rachel...
297
00:10:28,526 --> 00:10:30,561
I knew you'd be the one to come back.
298
00:10:30,562 --> 00:10:32,863
You're the heart. You're the glue.
299
00:10:32,864 --> 00:10:35,265
And now you're gonna help me
get the other fellas back.
300
00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:37,134
Um...
301
00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:40,070
no, we... we... we're still quitting.
302
00:10:40,071 --> 00:10:43,041
Um, so I probably won't see you again.
303
00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:44,776
Sorry.
304
00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:50,114
(sobbing)
305
00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:54,883
(sighing)
306
00:10:54,884 --> 00:10:56,719
(phone chiming)
307
00:10:58,921 --> 00:11:00,555
Hey, hon.
308
00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:01,590
What're you doing?
309
00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:03,692
Growing two babies inside my body,
310
00:11:03,693 --> 00:11:04,826
trying not to vomit.
311
00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:06,294
You should come outside.
312
00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:07,362
What?
313
00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:08,797
No, trust me, it's worth it.
314
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,766
(door opens)
315
00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:13,602
What is that?
316
00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,170
Oh, this?
317
00:11:15,171 --> 00:11:16,605
This is our brand-new
318
00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:20,142
Mercedes Benz Sprinter Luxury MiniBus.
319
00:11:20,143 --> 00:11:22,010
It's the only way
to travel for a growing
320
00:11:22,011 --> 00:11:24,780
and now very successful family.
321
00:11:24,781 --> 00:11:26,548
- They bought the script?
- They bought the script.
322
00:11:26,549 --> 00:11:29,818
- They bought the script.
- Oh! They bought the script!
323
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,653
Are you gonna throw up?
Are you gonna throw up?
324
00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:32,854
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
325
00:11:32,855 --> 00:11:34,923
It's all right.
326
00:11:34,924 --> 00:11:36,224
What do you say we go...
327
00:11:36,225 --> 00:11:38,093
pick up the kids and blow their minds?
328
00:11:38,094 --> 00:11:39,494
Oh, you're so gross.
329
00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:42,397
When you're wealthy,
they call it eccentric.
330
00:11:42,398 --> 00:11:45,934
- (door ringing)
- (groaning)
331
00:11:45,935 --> 00:11:48,137
Are you ready to ride?
332
00:11:51,074 --> 00:11:52,675
- Oh...
- (tires screeching)
333
00:11:55,178 --> 00:11:56,945
- Honey...
- What?
334
00:11:56,946 --> 00:11:59,081
I have no room on this side either.
335
00:12:00,183 --> 00:12:01,883
What's the surprise? Give me a hint.
336
00:12:01,884 --> 00:12:02,951
No hints.
337
00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:04,319
Are we going to Hawaii?
338
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,420
No.
339
00:12:05,421 --> 00:12:08,890
Okay, let's go see your surprise...
340
00:12:08,891 --> 00:12:10,892
A puppy?!
341
00:12:10,893 --> 00:12:11,960
Isn't she cute?
342
00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:13,328
You get to name her.
343
00:12:13,329 --> 00:12:14,896
I thought you said
we couldn't have a dog
344
00:12:14,897 --> 00:12:16,131
because we don't have a yard.
345
00:12:16,132 --> 00:12:19,000
Well, maybe it's time
we get a real house
346
00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:20,369
with a real yard.
347
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:21,571
Really? You promise.
348
00:12:21,604 --> 00:12:23,972
I promise, and maybe even...
349
00:12:23,973 --> 00:12:26,208
a pool... (gasping)
350
00:12:26,209 --> 00:12:29,311
Do you want to live
in a big house With Lois?
351
00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:31,179
Oh, honey, she likes you.
352
00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:33,448
Yeah, she really does.
353
00:12:33,449 --> 00:12:35,017
(laughing)
354
00:12:35,018 --> 00:12:38,854
What the... hello?
355
00:12:38,855 --> 00:12:40,122
Pat?
356
00:12:40,123 --> 00:12:41,323
Hugh?
357
00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:42,592
Sam?
358
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,159
Aah!
359
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,428
What are you doing here?
360
00:12:46,429 --> 00:12:48,497
You ruined the surprise!
361
00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:49,331
Surprise?
362
00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:50,732
- Hey.
- Hey.
363
00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:52,334
Libby and I were gonna
move all your stuff
364
00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:54,102
into my place before you got home.
365
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:55,804
Ahh.
366
00:12:55,805 --> 00:12:57,606
Uh... who's Libby?
367
00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:59,341
You guys have never met?
She's my assistant.
368
00:12:59,342 --> 00:13:01,410
- Libby!
- Coming!
369
00:13:02,211 --> 00:13:03,578
I am so bummed.
370
00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:05,947
Just came home, and I ruined it.
371
00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:07,983
Ooh, I just killed a spider.
372
00:13:07,984 --> 00:13:09,918
Ugh... Libby, this is Hugh.
373
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,119
Hi, nice to meet you.
374
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,154
You, too.
375
00:13:12,155 --> 00:13:13,989
Um, are we...
376
00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:15,924
taking any of the furniture?
377
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,025
It's pretty gross.
378
00:13:17,026 --> 00:13:18,694
Mm-mm, no, you know what to do.
379
00:13:18,695 --> 00:13:20,563
Cool, got the clothes.
380
00:13:20,596 --> 00:13:22,164
Oh.
381
00:13:22,165 --> 00:13:25,600
Hey, I haven't even
said congratulations!
382
00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:27,636
Oh... right.
383
00:13:27,637 --> 00:13:29,171
- Yeah.
- Are we gonna go out tonight?
384
00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:30,172
Are we gonna celebrate?
385
00:13:30,173 --> 00:13:32,207
Uh, well, you... um...
386
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,709
I'm supposed to celebrate
with Rachel and Larry.
387
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,644
Oh, of course. That sounds so fun.
388
00:13:35,645 --> 00:13:39,214
Well, listen, I'm gonna
get back to work.
389
00:13:39,215 --> 00:13:41,116
Will you tell them
I said congratulations?
390
00:13:41,117 --> 00:13:42,217
Yeah, yeah.
391
00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:43,418
And I will see you
392
00:13:43,419 --> 00:13:45,654
at home... sometime tonight.
393
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:46,788
Ahh, yes, home.
394
00:13:46,789 --> 00:13:47,889
Okay.
395
00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:49,091
And Libby's gonna stay here.
396
00:13:49,092 --> 00:13:50,258
She's gonna take care of everything.
397
00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:51,293
So you don't have to do anything.
398
00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:52,594
- Okay.
- Okay?
399
00:13:52,595 --> 00:13:53,962
It's all gonna be okay, don't stress.
400
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,131
Bye... Bye, Pat!
401
00:13:56,132 --> 00:13:58,200
Sam, good seeing you.
402
00:13:58,201 --> 00:13:59,801
Hey, Malibu Hugh.
403
00:13:59,802 --> 00:14:02,738
Ugh, smells like dudes in here.
404
00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:05,340
Well, that's
who we got living here, so.
405
00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:07,410
Yeah, I don't like it.
406
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:10,645
Thanks for coming back to say goodbye.
407
00:14:10,646 --> 00:14:12,581
Thought she was gonna do it
for you there for a while.
408
00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:15,717
Hey, listen, um, I will, um...
409
00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:18,320
help with rent until you
can get someone in here.
410
00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:19,855
Ahh, don't worry about it, man.
411
00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:21,957
Sam gave me a check this morning,
412
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,092
and I did cash it.
413
00:14:24,093 --> 00:14:26,361
Wow.
414
00:14:26,362 --> 00:14:28,865
Sam's really taking care
of everything, isn't she?
415
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,235
416
00:14:36,538 --> 00:14:38,840
(muttering)
417
00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:43,277
This is nice. Appropriate.
418
00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:44,645
- Hi.
- Hi, uh,
419
00:14:44,646 --> 00:14:46,614
reservation for Ramras, party of three.
420
00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,583
- Yes.
- Thank you.
421
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:49,784
So pretty.
422
00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:51,486
- Yeah.
- It's a good bar.
423
00:14:51,487 --> 00:14:52,687
I know.
424
00:14:52,688 --> 00:14:54,756
Right this way.
425
00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:59,061
Oh... um...
426
00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:03,264
Here is your table.
427
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:04,732
I'm so sorry...
428
00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:06,567
is there any way we can sit in there?
429
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:09,370
Oh... no, I can't do that.
430
00:15:09,371 --> 00:15:10,806
I'm sorry.
431
00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:14,842
Guys.
432
00:15:14,843 --> 00:15:18,579
We have some cool tap water on its way.
433
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:21,383
Oh, I'll get my own chair.
434
00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:27,488
Terrible. Insulting.
435
00:15:27,489 --> 00:15:30,125
- (toilet flushing)
- (coughing)
436
00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:36,130
Let's just get out of here.
437
00:15:36,131 --> 00:15:37,900
Thank you.
438
00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:42,737
- (alarm blaring)
- Oh... sorry.
439
00:15:42,738 --> 00:15:44,772
- Sorry.
- Sorry!
440
00:15:44,773 --> 00:15:46,742
- So sorry.
- So sorry!
441
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,482
- Okay.
- Ahh.
442
00:15:54,483 --> 00:15:56,851
Now, this is appropriate.
443
00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:59,620
I cannot believe
we almost left this here.
444
00:15:59,621 --> 00:16:00,955
How long have we had this bottle?
445
00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:03,391
Well, we were going to have it
446
00:16:03,392 --> 00:16:05,660
when we finished the first draft
447
00:16:05,661 --> 00:16:07,595
of "Mr. First Lady," and you said no.
448
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,063
I didn't say no, Larry said no.
449
00:16:09,064 --> 00:16:11,332
I said we should wait
until something was official,
450
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,134
and now it is official.
451
00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:18,539
We are professional
feature film screenwriters.
452
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,074
Sounds good.
453
00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:21,810
Are we ready?
454
00:16:24,546 --> 00:16:26,113
- Oh.
- Comme ?a.
455
00:16:26,114 --> 00:16:27,615
Very impressive.
456
00:16:27,616 --> 00:16:29,684
Mm-hmm.
457
00:16:29,685 --> 00:16:31,118
For the lady.
458
00:16:31,119 --> 00:16:32,553
Thank you.
459
00:16:32,554 --> 00:16:34,255
For the other lady.
460
00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:36,557
(laughing)
461
00:16:36,558 --> 00:16:38,427
And for the man.
462
00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:41,596
- Wow.
- Okay. - Okay.
463
00:16:41,597 --> 00:16:42,630
I would like to say...
464
00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:44,298
A toast?
465
00:16:44,299 --> 00:16:47,602
That although we are
now a writing team,
466
00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:49,470
uhh... a successful writing team...
467
00:16:49,471 --> 00:16:50,771
(clicks tongue)
468
00:16:50,772 --> 00:16:53,708
the most important thing
is that you two are
469
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:55,344
my best friends in the world.
470
00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:58,312
To "Mr. First Lady."
471
00:16:58,313 --> 00:17:00,948
But, sorry, we should also
toast "The Fartlemans,"
472
00:17:00,949 --> 00:17:04,852
and you two are also my best friends.
473
00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:07,455
But "The Fartlemans" was
our first writing job together.
474
00:17:07,456 --> 00:17:09,590
- So...
- And "The Fartlemans" is important because
475
00:17:09,591 --> 00:17:11,893
we got to quit "The Fartlemans" today.
476
00:17:11,894 --> 00:17:13,694
- Which is a big deal.
- Okay.
477
00:17:13,695 --> 00:17:15,229
Oh, and also, sorry,
to the Groundlings,
478
00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:16,564
'cause that's where we all met.
479
00:17:16,565 --> 00:17:17,765
- All right.
- Okay.
480
00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:19,534
To the Groundlings, to "The Fartlemans"
481
00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:21,269
to "Mr. First Lady."
482
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,872
- To us.
- To us.
483
00:17:25,474 --> 00:17:27,341
- Mmm...
- I think this should be,
484
00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:29,377
like, our signature cocktail now.
485
00:17:29,378 --> 00:17:31,012
Oh... maybe instead of water.
486
00:17:31,013 --> 00:17:33,781
So we drink... wait, shh.
487
00:17:33,782 --> 00:17:35,249
- There's no one here.
- No, I wanna go.
488
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,718
- We should get out of here.
- So worried.
489
00:17:37,719 --> 00:17:40,121
Don't help me, Larry, I'm fine.
490
00:17:40,122 --> 00:17:42,758
Here, well, here... here, help me.
491
00:17:48,697 --> 00:17:50,765
Hugh!
492
00:17:50,766 --> 00:17:52,667
I thought I saw a light on.
493
00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:55,069
You came back.
494
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,904
You came back, buddy!
495
00:17:56,905 --> 00:18:02,144
Uh... I... I...
I just forgot my car keys.
496
00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:06,547
- Hugh?
- Yeah, uh, bye, Allen.
497
00:18:06,548 --> 00:18:07,882
Uh, forever.
498
00:18:07,883 --> 00:18:10,152
(sobbing)
499
00:18:14,122 --> 00:18:16,624
("Entertainment Tonight"
intro theme)
500
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,793
(Nancy O'Dell) Coming up, I
sit down with the star of
501
00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:21,829
the just-announced comedy about
the first male First Lady.
502
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,398
We're gonna hear what the
actors say after the break.
503
00:18:24,399 --> 00:18:26,034
Stay tuned.
504
00:18:26,869 --> 00:18:28,870
(phone ringing)
505
00:18:31,373 --> 00:18:32,507
Hey.
506
00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:34,008
Are you watching
"Entertainment Tonight"?
507
00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:36,677
- Uh, no.
- Well, turn it on,
508
00:18:36,678 --> 00:18:37,812
'cause they're about
to interview Melissa
509
00:18:37,813 --> 00:18:39,614
about "Mr. First Lady."
510
00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:42,183
Hold on, I'm gonna merge Larry.
511
00:18:42,184 --> 00:18:44,018
(squealing)
512
00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,855
(phone ringing)
513
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,424
Hello?
514
00:18:50,425 --> 00:18:51,826
Are you watching TV?
515
00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:53,895
Uh... yes, and a giant TV
516
00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:56,831
that I just bought
and fit in my giant car.
517
00:18:56,832 --> 00:18:58,299
Well, put on "Entertainment Tonight,"
518
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,867
'cause they're about
to talk about our movie.
519
00:18:59,868 --> 00:19:01,169
- What?
- I know!
520
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:02,170
Hold on, I'm gonna merge Hugh...
521
00:19:02,171 --> 00:19:04,006
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
522
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:06,073
This past November, we nearly elected
523
00:19:06,074 --> 00:19:07,842
our very first female president.
524
00:19:07,843 --> 00:19:10,545
But we don't have to wait
four more years for that.
525
00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:12,346
At least on film, we don't have to.
526
00:19:12,347 --> 00:19:15,049
I am with the star
of the newly-announced comedy
527
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,818
"The First Gentleman," Allison Janney.
528
00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:19,153
- Welcome, Allison.
- Hi, Nancy, it's good to see you.
529
00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:20,721
- Good to see you, too.
- Now, the First Gentleman
530
00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:22,256
of course is your husband.
531
00:19:22,257 --> 00:19:25,159
You are, excuse me, Madam President...
532
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,494
should I call you Madam President?
533
00:19:26,495 --> 00:19:28,563
Absolutely, I insist and prefer it.
534
00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:30,164
What a great idea.
535
00:19:30,165 --> 00:19:31,532
How did this come about?
536
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:33,067
Well, that's very funny,
537
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,970
because I was...
538
00:19:35,003 --> 00:19:38,039
just riding in an elevator.
539
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,007
Yeah, just completely alone,
540
00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:41,509
by myself, in an elevator,
541
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:44,178
and it hit me... wouldn't it be funny
542
00:19:44,179 --> 00:19:46,380
- if the First Lady was a man?
- Uh-huh.
543
00:19:46,381 --> 00:19:48,115
Then I got out of the elevator,
544
00:19:48,116 --> 00:19:50,384
and I went right to the wonderful
545
00:19:50,385 --> 00:19:52,854
film producer Gavin Resic.
546
00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:54,322
- Hi, brilliant.
- Hi, hi.
547
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,224
You know, it was just
sort of meant to be.
548
00:19:56,225 --> 00:19:58,626
'Cause I had just finished developing
549
00:19:58,627 --> 00:20:01,329
a script in-house on that very premise.
550
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,030
Oh, and Jason Bateman will be playing
551
00:20:03,031 --> 00:20:05,032
my husband, the First Lady.
552
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:08,035
Oh, and the lovely
Kristen Bell is in it.
553
00:20:08,036 --> 00:20:09,170
And her husband Dax Shepherd.
554
00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:10,705
(overlapping chatter)
555
00:20:10,706 --> 00:20:12,840
- Adorable. - Yeah.
- Such a great couple.
556
00:20:12,841 --> 00:20:16,144
We are just so very, very excited.
557
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:18,246
If you wanna check it out,
"The First Gentleman,"
558
00:20:18,247 --> 00:20:21,182
it's in theaters everywhere
next summer.
559
00:20:21,183 --> 00:20:23,285
(all) What the (bleep)?!
560
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