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J'accuse, Parikh!
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Cette soupe est trop chaude.
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You just said, "I accuse you,"
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and, "the soup is too hot"?
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Indeed, it is.
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I told you you could
see your wedding dress
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when I'm finished with it.
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Hey.
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Hey, hey, guys, she's writing something.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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All right, that's something.
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What's going on?
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Yeah, but that was two months ago,
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and I need it by tomorrow night,
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because I have to decide
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on my hair, on my jewelry...
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Honey, honey, I am almost done with it.
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So you got rid of the mirrors?
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[laughing]: Definitely.
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- The battery pack?
- Oh, yeah.
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The little weird jacket
that makes me look like
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I'm in a street gang from the future?
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All that crap's gone.
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I'll have it to you by tomorrow night.
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It's a guarantee.
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Okay. [chuckles]
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I'm screwed.
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I can't believe
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I got to spend a whole day
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without noodling you like this.
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If anyone finds out we're together,
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they're not gonna let us be partners.
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So...
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Before we figure out what this is...
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Just be normal, okay?
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No kissing, no touching,
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no doing that
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- sex bark you do.
- [whines]
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- I said not to do it.
- [whines twice]
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[laughs]
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And also no doing that song
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you made up about squeezing me tight.
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Gonna squeeze you tight
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-
So wrong it's right
- [laughs]
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Gonna fly the kite...
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Sorry, I know that's your thing.
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I did not know she was here.
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I did.
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We have a situation.
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I want to ask Reagan to the wedding,
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so I-I sent her a text to say,
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"Hey, how's your spring looking?"
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That was an hour ago. No response.
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Mm.
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- Dead. Maybe she's dead.
- Yeah.
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Maybe-maybe she doesn't miss me,
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or maybe she forgot me.
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How could she forget me
after I gave her my body?
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I thought you guys didn't have sex.
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Uh, outercourse.
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It counts.
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Cece, I need you to send Reagan a text
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and if she responds,
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Then we'll know that
she's at least alive...
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- and ignoring me.
- No, I'm not getting involved.
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[whispering]: Cece...
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Send the text.
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That was terrifying.
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Wow, that voice is giving me gooseflesh.
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Mm, okay, fine, I'll do it.
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[whispering]: Thank you very much.
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You're welcome?
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It's so easy; she's like a puppet.
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I can hear you.
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- You know that, right?
- Yeah.
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Just say thank you.
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Thank you.
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Get some sleep, kid.
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You know what, Jess...
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Is this the dress?
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This can't be the...
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You told Cece it was almost done.
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I know! I choked under the pressure.
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I spent all last night
trying to crack it.
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Nothing.
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I can't make you beautiful
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unless you let me in!
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[screaming]
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I've never procrastinated like this.
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Well, what a fun, low-stakes
time to try new things.
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I'm freaking out.
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I've been working on this for months.
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It's just...
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It has to be perfect.
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This dress is gonna be in every
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single picture, and people will say,
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"Cece, why do you look so bad?"
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Also, "Who is that murdered
woman in the background?"
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And the answer to both would be: Jess.
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This is true. I see this happening
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exactly how you described it.
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[screams]
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Okay, could not sleep last night.
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I'm too excited about the dress.
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I'm ahead of schedule.
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I'll have it to you this afternoon.
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- This afternoon?
- JESS: Bye!
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- Oh, my God.
- ?[laughs]
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Ah! Why did I say that?
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There was no reason for me to say that.
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I can't work like this.
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You have to get her out of here.
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I can't take my idea walks.
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Your idea walks? How did you become
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such an important part of my life?
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When I craft, I like to get
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out of my space, bop around.
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I use movement and scenery
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to tickle the old idea box,
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but I can't do that now,
'cause every ten minutes
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Cece comes in here, like,
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"Hey, Jessica, that dress
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is gonna be gangbusters, polka dots."
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That's a really good Cece.
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Also a passable Sinatra.
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Jess, what if I told you that there was
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a place...
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Where you could work in peace.
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Um...
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Schmidt, this is the men's room
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at your office.
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Oh, no, this is my wedding workshop.
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See, I'm the only guy in the building.
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Well, except, of course, for Brian
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but, you know, I pay
Brian eight dollars a day
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to do his poops at the big box
store across the street.
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That seems high.
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When do you do the work
that you get paid for?
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Rarely, and it's a problem, but,
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you know, we couldn't afford
a planner, so, here we are.
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Please...
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Have a seat at the think sink.
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Oh.
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Hmm.
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Don't mind if I do.
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[laughs]
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I like its energy.
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I will create a dress today.
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If you need anything,
just let me know. Also...
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There's a fridge stocked
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with sparkling water in stall three.
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Jess.
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Dang, girl, you ugly.
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Come on, mouse, how about we don't
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do this today.
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- Bishop.
- Hmm?
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Your fingers really that weak?
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How do you button your
pants in the morning?
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[officers laugh]
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Honestly, Sir,
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with, uh, great difficulty.
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[officers laughing]
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You guys should see Bishop load his gun.
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It's like watching a toddler eat peas.
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[officers laugh]
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Fellas, come on, this is the LAPD, right?
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We can't bring this city together
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if we're tearing each other apart.
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God, you're nice.
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You're so nice, Daniels.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Everybody smells fantastic, by the way.
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- Thank you.
- That's really nice, thanks, Daniels.
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Very nice; he is very nice.
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[knocking]
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- You wanted to see me, Kim?
- Schmidt.
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Why did you copy me on all these e-mails
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you sent planning your wedding?
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What?
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Oh. [clears throat]
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Darn it.
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Sorry about that.
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Um, Kim is actually also the name
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of our chef's new assistant.
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To your florist:
"Beaming over the peony centerpieces.
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No chance I'll get work done today."
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To your DJ:
"Fat wet beats..."
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FWB.
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"What about a swing theme
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"for cocktail hour?
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I'll spend the day
brainstorming tracks. Out."
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I'm no longer with fat wet beats.
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We had a few conversations
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and he was being a straight-up ho.
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Is this what you've been doing
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instead of the regional brand report?
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It was due three days ago.
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That.
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Yes.
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Of course, I'm gonna
have that to you in...
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Why are you Sm... why you smiling...
at me like that?
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I'm imagining what it would
be like to fire you.
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The same feeling
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I had when we unplugged
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my mother-in-law.
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Beep... Beep... Beep...
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Is that legal... In California?
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You've been warned.
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If I catch you doing anything at all
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related to your wedding, you are out.
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Jess, Jess, you gotta get out of here.
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Je-jess.
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Oh, dear Lord.
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So, Aly said that she wanted to
keep things normal at work...
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- Okay.
- But then
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she ripped me in front
of everyone, dude.
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Isn't ripping you what Aly does?
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Yes, but we're a couple now, man.
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I'm flummoxed. What should I do?
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- Should I say something?
- No.
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Don't communicate.
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It's not gonna get you anywhere.
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What you gotta do is
you gotta follow her lead.
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Gotta play the game,
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like I'm doing with Reagan.
I'm play... hey, Cece?
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- Mm?
- Uh, did Regan text you back yet?
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In the past three minutes, no.
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Son of a bi... o-okay, you know what?
Plan B.
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I'm texting her from my burner.
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- Hmm?
- Why do you have a burner phone?
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That's an insane question, dude.
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[laughs]
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That's not an answer.
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A burner is crazy. Look, if Reagan
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had her phone, she would
have texted me back.
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She's probably on a
plane or in a spa or...
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[phone blips]
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- Well, she just responded.
- What?!
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I said, "What are you doing for dinner?"
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And she just texted back, "Who dis?"
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So I'm gonna text,
"Who you think dis is?"
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[laughs]
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So now we play the waiting game.
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[phone blips]
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"Karen?"
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She thinks I'm Karen.
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Oh, yeah, I can be Karen...
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And Karen's gonna get some answers.
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You know, as a cop, I find this
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to be very disturbing.
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- But as a friend...
- [wry chuckle]
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Man, this is straight-up delicious.
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Mmm!
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[Winston slurping]
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Oh!
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[Winston laughing]
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Sit much, dummy?
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[laughing]: Look at her.
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- [laughing]
- ?Thank you.
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She's so stupid.
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- What?
- What the hell was that?
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Just being normal. [laughs]
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That was not normal.
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I'm sorry, okay?
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I don't know how to act around you.
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I can't kiss you.
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I can't prank you.
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I can't keep this bottled up.
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Winnie needs an outlet.
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I know, I know we're
incredibly sexual people.
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- That's right.
- But if we try...
272
00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,470
We can keep our hands off of each other.
273
00:08:49,557 --> 00:08:51,557
[wry, quiet laugh]
274
00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:03,680
There is that hand I was looking for.
275
00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:04,720
Good job, officer.
276
00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:05,710
Yeah.
277
00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:06,750
Hey, Daniels.
278
00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:08,420
- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
279
00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:11,590
TGI Thursday, am I right?
280
00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:12,730
Okay.
281
00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,430
As you were.
282
00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,455
[sighs]
283
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,740
That was close.
284
00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:21,270
He saw us.
285
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,040
Ooh, uh, P-Penelope.
286
00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:25,800
Have you seen a girl wandering around?
287
00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,240
Um, look-looks like a
drawing of a best friend
288
00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,650
that an eight-year-old would make.
289
00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,380
- Jess.
- Oh, Schmidt.
290
00:09:33,410 --> 00:09:33,835
What?
291
00:09:33,861 --> 00:09:35,110
Do you think this
neckline is too risque?
292
00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,950
No secret, your girls got bombs.
293
00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:38,980
She does, and normally, there's
nothing I'd rather talk about,
294
00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,720
but Kim is on a rampage
295
00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,930
and I forgot about this
fakakta report that's due.
296
00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,630
If she finds you here
helping with the wedding...
297
00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:45,660
Schmidt!
298
00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:48,900
Ha, ho...
299
00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:50,700
You walk on cat feet, you do.
300
00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:51,690
Who is this?
301
00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:52,690
Who's who?
302
00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:54,730
This woman between us.
303
00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:56,410
There's no one else
I could be talking about.
304
00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,740
There's so many women in this office.
305
00:09:57,770 --> 00:09:59,900
Who is this woman between us
306
00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:01,640
sitting on the couch, Schmidt?
307
00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:02,710
I'm so lost.
308
00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:04,670
- Her.
- Now I see her.
309
00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:05,670
Hi.
310
00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:07,640
- Hi.
- Jess is...
311
00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,910
She's the new temp.
312
00:10:09,950 --> 00:10:11,090
I'm Jess, the new temp.
313
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,290
Good, I need someone.
314
00:10:13,850 --> 00:10:16,280
Come with me. Up, let's go.
315
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,980
Looks like you make your own jewelry.
316
00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,800
I'm gonna tell you right now,
I don't want to hear about it.
317
00:10:19,830 --> 00:10:21,160
[whispering]: She's mean.
318
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,230
Temp! Come!
319
00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,280
Jess, this is a disaster.
320
00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,910
We need to get you out of here
321
00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:31,810
before Kim actually puts my
balls in the jar on her desk
322
00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:33,750
labelled "for Schmidt's balls."
323
00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:35,480
We need an excuse so airtight
324
00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,390
that she'll have to let you leave.
325
00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:39,490
I got it.
326
00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,120
My mother is in grave danger.
327
00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,130
No, she's not.
328
00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,890
Pick up my kids.
329
00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:46,160
All right, hurry up, you almost people!
330
00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:47,760
- [children shouting]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
331
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,200
Little girl, come back!
332
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:50,190
Come back!
333
00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:51,490
Sorry, I'm gonna need a minute.
334
00:10:51,530 --> 00:10:52,530
I'm gonna need a minute!
335
00:10:52,555 --> 00:10:53,639
[car horns honking]
336
00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,940
I don't even know these kids!
337
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,430
Hey, Jess, so, you know,
338
00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:58,900
just-just give me
something to hold onto.
339
00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,010
Just tell me about the dress.
340
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,479
[children screaming]
341
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,580
Are you with kids right now?
342
00:11:02,610 --> 00:11:04,370
- [children shouting]
- No, no.
343
00:11:04,395 --> 00:11:05,579
[grunting]
344
00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:07,020
Did you just rip that book in half?
345
00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,090
What are you, the Hulk?
346
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,390
Um, yeah, you want to know
347
00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,460
something about the dress.
348
00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:11,460
Right, okay, um...
349
00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:12,960
It's white.
350
00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:15,130
I love it, I love it.
351
00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,730
Oh, my God, I cannot wait for tonight.
352
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,800
Tonight, yup.
353
00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:18,800
Okay.
354
00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:19,860
[chuckles] Bye.
355
00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:21,530
Aah! Stop!
356
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:25,530
Um... Have you guys ever
seen where your mommy works?
357
00:11:25,570 --> 00:11:26,870
What do we do?
358
00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,360
There's no way he didn't
see us making out.
359
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,360
Okay, first of all,
360
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,760
you need to stop freaking out, okay?
361
00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:32,040
You are panicking right now,
362
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,600
and you're causing a scene.
363
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:37,100
But listen, Daniels is the
nicest guy in the world.
364
00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:38,550
I'm sure if we explain to him
365
00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,580
our situation, he'll be cool.
366
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:41,620
All right. Let's go.
367
00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:42,650
Okay.
368
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,280
Hey, buddy.
369
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,750
Hey, guys.
370
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,630
[groans] I'm so sorry that
371
00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,160
I walked in on you before,
372
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:54,990
but, uh, you know, if I can be honest...
373
00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,270
I'm super excited.
374
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,800
I think you guys make a great couple.
375
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,130
- Really?
- Yeah.
376
00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,470
- Thank you.
- Wow.
377
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,000
I mean, that, uh, that means a lot.
378
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,610
Okay, cool.
379
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,410
So I take it this, you
know, stays between us?
380
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,140
Oh, absolutely. Come on.
381
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:09,150
Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah.
382
00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,580
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.
383
00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:12,140
Yeah, just give me $5,000
384
00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:13,480
and, uh, we're good.
385
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:14,520
What?
386
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:17,780
But you were so nice.
387
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,790
Oh, I am, very nice, yeah.
388
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:22,780
But I'm also a guy with a huge
gambling problem, you know?
389
00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:26,120
Mostly on the ponies,
but last night, I lost 60 large
390
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,620
on a big game of "I Spy."
391
00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:28,659
[chuckles]
392
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,820
Just didn't see that tree.
393
00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:32,440
What are you gonna do?
394
00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:33,569
[laughs]
395
00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:35,210
Yeah.
396
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,610
You know this is blackmail...
397
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,540
and you're a police officer.
398
00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:40,830
Oh... I am a disaster.
399
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,380
So, here's the thing.
Should I...
400
00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:44,110
Do we have a deal or
do I go to the sergeant?
401
00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,550
How do we want to...?
402
00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,220
Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wow.
403
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,490
You don't own us.
404
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,890
You know what...
405
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,690
Everybody, Bishop and I are...
406
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,490
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
407
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,850
Are you sure about this?
408
00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,960
Yes.
409
00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:59,520
Yeah, I've never been
more sure of anything.
410
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:04,540
Hey, everyone, Bishop and I are dating.
411
00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,670
All right?
412
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,300
That's right.
413
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,640
We are rubbing butts and
we don't care who knows it.
414
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:10,800
So...
415
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,910
You two are hooking up.
416
00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,230
- Yes, but...
- Yeah...
417
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,480
First of all, it's, like, so new...
418
00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:18,040
I get it. I get it.
419
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,550
Winston is hot as hell.
420
00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:21,210
Some days, I'd like to
421
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,890
drawer this badge and
hold him like a baby.
422
00:13:23,915 --> 00:13:25,249
[chokes]
423
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,210
What?
424
00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:28,235
[deep growl]
425
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,980
Anyway, you can't be partners
426
00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,200
while you're dating.
427
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,500
I'll, uh, split you
428
00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:35,100
and assign one of you to our floater.
429
00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:37,200
What? Daniels?!
430
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,990
That guy tried to blackmail us.
431
00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:40,590
That jelly bean? [laughs]
432
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:41,710
Nice try.
433
00:13:41,735 --> 00:13:43,099
[Sergeant laughing]
434
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,570
Bishop, uh,
435
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:47,280
can I take a picture of
you eating a Popsicle?
436
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,350
What?
437
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,380
No.
438
00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:51,070
Just do it.
439
00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:52,710
Hey, hey, come back here!
440
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,220
- [girl squealing]
- Be careful, that has pins in it.
441
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,620
Jess, what the hell
are you doing in here?
442
00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:56,690
Well,
443
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,060
I couldn't stop working but...
444
00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,420
help me get this dress.
Uh, hey stop that.
445
00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:00,410
Little girl. Come here.
446
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:01,560
Come here. Little girl.
447
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,560
You get over here.
Jess, yank it off her.
448
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:04,550
Stay still, come on.
449
00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:06,750
- Yank it off her!
- Wait, stop moving.
450
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,840
- [girl laughing]
- Take this dress off, young lady.
451
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:10,930
Hi, Mom.
452
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,100
I'm fired, aren't I?
453
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,125
[boy whoops, glass breaks]
454
00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,040
Oh, my God, I can't
believe we got fired.
455
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,480
You never had a job here.
456
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,120
I'm so sorry, Schmidt.
457
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,650
It's not your fault.
458
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:24,660
Entirely.
459
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,220
I knew if I took my eye
460
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,790
off the ball, these estrogen zombies
461
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:28,820
would suck out my soul,
462
00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:31,460
but boy, did I love working here.
463
00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:32,590
I loved every one of these
464
00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:36,170
malnourished, high-strung sociopaths.
465
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,400
Do you think you let the wedding
planning get on top of you?
466
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,970
How am I supposed to marry the
most perfect woman in the world
467
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,760
if I can't give her the
most perfect wedding?
468
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,170
How am I supposed to give Cece
469
00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:47,280
a dress that's not as perfect as she is?
470
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,420
You can't fire Schmidt.
471
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:53,750
You... give him his job back.
472
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,140
That's not going to happen.
473
00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:57,220
Are you sure you want
to say that to the person
474
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,450
who saw your schedule?
475
00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:01,490
Who would a married woman be meeting
476
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,420
at a hotel tonight?
477
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,260
- My father.
- Oh!
478
00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:05,299
[laughs]
479
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,500
Well, that sounds nice.
480
00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:08,500
Who the hell are you?
481
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,790
I'm Jess. I'm Schmidt's friend
482
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,130
and I'm not a temp.
483
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,300
I teach at Banyon Canyon.
484
00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:13,510
Banyon Canyon?
485
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:14,840
I tried to get my kids in there
486
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,500
but there's been some resistance.
487
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:18,610
They're biters.
488
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,770
Hard to get in Banyon Canyon.
489
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:24,650
Don't know what it's worth to
have a friend on the inside.
490
00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:30,310
Cece! Will you help me?
491
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,380
I hear you walking.
492
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,560
Oh, um, what am I looking at here, man?
493
00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:39,150
This is rock bottom.
494
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,130
I spent $200 on burner phones
495
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:45,870
and Reagan still hasn't
responded to my original text.
496
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,800
Why don't you just text her as yourself?
497
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,510
You don't think it's too late?
498
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:50,880
Only one way to find out.
499
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,380
All right.
500
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,680
What do I have to lose at this point?
501
00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:54,850
I don't have any more money.
502
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,350
Hey, Reagan, it's Nick.
503
00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:58,250
- Miller.
- Uh, we lived
504
00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,810
in the loft together just...
505
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,350
We connected and we...
506
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:02,540
Get to the point.
507
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:03,560
Not gonna send any of that.
508
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,060
Mm-hmm.
509
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,730
Hey, Reagan.
510
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,730
I'm gonna keep that.
511
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,160
Reagan, it's Nick.
512
00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:11,320
Would you go to Cece
513
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,590
and Schmidt's wedding with me?
514
00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:14,970
I would love to see you.
515
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,500
- Send.
- Great!
516
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:18,830
Now you'll know, one way or the other.
517
00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:19,999
[phone blips]
518
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,600
She just wrote back.
She already wrote back.
519
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,070
I-I can't swipe because
520
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:24,610
my thumb is a little sweaty.
Will you swipe for me?
521
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,730
Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, okay, okay.
522
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,380
Just read it. Just read it.
Okay, okay, okay.
523
00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:29,210
"Um, hey, Nick, you idiot.
524
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,750
I know it's you texting
me from these numbers."
525
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,380
I can't disagree. She gets me.
526
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,090
Um, "I'd love to come to the wedding..."
527
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,220
Yes! Okay, good.
528
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,210
Great!
529
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,210
"But I can't
530
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,450
"because I have to work.
531
00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:41,630
I miss you."
532
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,060
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
533
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:45,220
No, no, that... But, yeah.
534
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:47,620
It mean, it means that she's
thinking about you, so that's...
535
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,760
that's good.
536
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,070
Most "derfinitely."
537
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,270
I'm sorry.
538
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,130
- No, why sorry?
- This is a success.
539
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,260
"Derfinitely, derfinitely, derfinitely."
540
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:57,680
I'm sorry, Nick; I am.
541
00:16:57,710 --> 00:17:00,080
Turn "fiddy cent" into a dollar.
542
00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:01,410
Are you about to cry now?
543
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,470
Me? No.
544
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,610
You-you look like you're getting
545
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:04,780
a little emotional; are you good?
546
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:05,940
I'm not at all, actually.
547
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:06,940
Do you want some tissues...
548
00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,580
- Or...
- No, can I have my phone, please?
549
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:09,590
- Yeah.
- Do you mind leaving?
550
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:10,590
Not at all.
551
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:11,660
Thanks for the good advice.
552
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:13,685
[sighs, groans]
553
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,710
[Nick grunts, groans]
554
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,670
Here you go, sir, a little
lemon, a little honey.
555
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,930
Be careful, it's hot now, okay?
556
00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:24,100
So...
557
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,460
Which one of us takes
558
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,490
the blackmailing gambling addict?
559
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,070
I'll take him.
560
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:30,200
Can't be worse than
the job I had before this...
561
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,340
Photographing those idiot babies.
562
00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:37,080
Uncross your eyes, you idiot baby.
563
00:17:37,105 --> 00:17:38,719
[crying]
564
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,420
Is that why you have all
those pictures of crying babies
565
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,920
dressed as vegetables
in your living room?
566
00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:43,280
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, that was weird.
567
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,520
I tell you what, uh,
568
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:45,510
I'll partner with Daniels.
569
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,520
You would do that for me?
570
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,530
I'll take Daniels, yeah.
571
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,530
Thank you.
572
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,160
Of course, of course, but...
573
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,790
it does come at a price.
574
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,700
Ugh... I knew you were gonna...
575
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,725
Gonna squeeze you tight
576
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,750
Our love takes flight...
577
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,770
I just... I can't hear you.
578
00:18:01,795 --> 00:18:03,795
Gonna squeeze you tight
579
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:05,820
Our love takes flight
580
00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:07,845
Sometimes it scares me
581
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,870
Other times it doesn't
582
00:18:09,895 --> 00:18:11,895
Gonna squeeze you tight
583
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,920
Our love takes flight
584
00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:15,945
Our love
585
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,970
Takes...
586
00:18:17,995 --> 00:18:19,995
Flight.
587
00:18:24,174 --> 00:18:26,174
[Winston laughs]
588
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,770
Can't believe I lost
589
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,770
my job.
590
00:18:28,795 --> 00:18:30,199
[grunts]
591
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,400
Here they come.
592
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,300
Banana cramps.
593
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,840
Okay, bananas are supposed
to stop cramps.
594
00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:37,895
- Mm-mm.
- Babe, how many of those have you eaten?
595
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,510
This many.
596
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,640
- Oh...!
- [sighs] Cece...
597
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,650
What are we gonna do?
598
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,150
It's gonna be okay, all right?
599
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,520
You don't need to work
in that cat box, anyway.
600
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:47,920
You deserve so much better.
601
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:50,220
Thank you.
602
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,350
Schmidt, I got your job back.
603
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:53,590
Oh, thank Jesus.
604
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,920
Let's just say some kids
605
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,030
from Banyon Canyon are gonna get bit.
606
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:58,160
Now, it's not exactly
607
00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,220
your old job...
608
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,490
It doesn't matter. I'll take it.
609
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,700
Jess... [inhales] thank you.
610
00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:07,200
And, Cece, about your dress...
611
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,670
I should have told you before
612
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:09,670
but, um...
613
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:11,210
But Jess...
614
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,180
says that it's, uh...
615
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:14,780
That it's gorgeous.
616
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,350
Oh... [laughs]
617
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,350
Oh!
618
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,570
Great.
619
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:23,050
Yeah, and it just needs one final touch.
620
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:24,720
Okay. Thank you.
621
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,410
Thank you. Oh, you had me worried.
622
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:27,590
Whew! [laughs]
623
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:29,550
Why did you tell her that?
624
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,120
Well, because, look, I know how much
625
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,600
this dress means to her and I...
626
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,070
I do think that, together, we...
627
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,340
Dear lord, I can't even
628
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,400
look at this thing anymore.
629
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,730
I keep forgetting how awful it is.
630
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:41,310
Please, take it off of the form.
631
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,710
At some point,
we'll figure something out.
632
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:44,940
I'd say let's burn it,
633
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,410
but it looks completely inflammable.
634
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,040
Oh, my God.
635
00:19:53,065 --> 00:19:54,679
[Jess gasps]
636
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:59,280
Inside out... It's...
637
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,620
- Cece!
- What's happening?
638
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:01,630
What are you talking about?
639
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,790
Get out! It's bad luck to see it.
640
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,330
It's bad luck to see it, move!
641
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,500
- Bad luck to see...
- What are you talking about?
642
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:06,900
- Get out!
- See what?
643
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:08,330
- What?
- What, is it ready?
644
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,390
Get-get out!
645
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:10,990
- Hold up!
- No!
646
00:20:11,015 --> 00:20:13,015
[gasps]
647
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:15,740
It's amazing.
648
00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:17,330
Yeah, if we just, you
know, take up the...
649
00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:18,400
We just have to bunch
it up a little bit,
650
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,400
- right here.
- Yeah.
651
00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:20,539
[gasps]
652
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,840
It's perfect.
653
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,760
Jess...
654
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,730
Congratulations.
655
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,960
It's a dress.
656
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:36,790
We have a dress? We have a Dre...
We have a dress!
657
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,030
Everybody, we have a dress!
658
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:39,030
Man, what are you yelling about?
659
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,090
We have a dress.
660
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,770
Cece's dress! Come see!
661
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,930
Let's just go do it and
then it'll be over, right?
662
00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:44,800
- Okay, let's do it, all right.
- Wow!
663
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:46,690
- Not you.
- Not me. Not...
664
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,970
Not me. Okay.
665
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,960
Ooh! This is...
666
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:49,970
Whatever you do,
667
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:51,310
don't let Nick touch it.
668
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:53,310
I'm sure he's got lasagna
all under his fingernails.
669
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,540
CECE [muffled]: How did you do this?
670
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,680
[Jess speaking low and indistinct]
671
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,710
Can someone at least describe it to me?
672
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,780
In a word, breathability.
673
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:01,090
Real funny, man.
674
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,220
[others conversing,
muffled and indistinct]
675
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,810
Who knew you were a seamstress?
676
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,050
I guess-i guess I'll wait.
677
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,490
CECE [muffled]: Oh, my God! Amazing!
678
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,380
- Let me in!
- [pounding on door]
679
00:21:09,405 --> 00:21:12,621
And that's what's cool about our love
680
00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:17,017
- [mouthing]
-
It's so fun and... dynamic
681
00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:19,018
Whenever we are together
682
00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:21,969
BOTH:
Nothing sucks
683
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,970
At all
684
00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:25,995
At all
685
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,456
At all
686
00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:32,234
At all
687
00:21:32,296 --> 00:21:35,549
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