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Previously on
"Neon Joe, Werewolf he-yump"...
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Make love to me, Joe.
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Oh, he-yump!
Oh, he-yump! Oh, oh!
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You sound like a man
whose heart's been broken.
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You leave Barbara out of this!
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You stole my ex-wife
and left her for dead!
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Joe, don't leave me!
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The military felt
that it would be better
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to rebuild me than repair me,
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so I told them
to make me into a man.
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When the hearts of
40 werewolves come together,
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they form
an all-powerful cube,
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summoning the moon
towards Earth.
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You must castrate the cube
in order to kill it.
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Your old rings.
Put them on.
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When you two were in love
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and at the peak of your werewolf
hunting abilities,
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you were unstoppable.
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What about me?
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Just walk away, friend.
Just walk away.
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You're working
with the werewolves?
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There will be a race
of super-powerful werewolves.
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I'd be fool not
to work with them.
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I'll be running the show
from now on.
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I ain't been on a road trip
in a long time.
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Cars are cool now...
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GPS, seats that heat your butt,
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movies in the headrest
for the kids.
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Hey, we should have kids.
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You know, while you
still can physically,
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and while I still
shootin' silver bullets.
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I mean, who knows
how they turn out, right?
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Maybe they grow up to be cool.
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Maybe grow up
to be little A-holes.
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But that's what
having kids all about.
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Stick it in, roll the dice.
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I've hacked into
the military server.
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I'm just trying to get
to Daggart's personal files.
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Welcome back, Colonel Daggart.
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Bingo, I'm in.
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How we gonna get to you,
asshole?
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Huh. Interesting.
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It says he likes
to carbo-load before battles.
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Oh!
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What the hell, Joe?!
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Daggart!
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You hit the carb on the load.
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Here you go, hon.
Mmm!
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Soup in a bread bowl
and another milkshake.
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Thanks, Jen.
Everything is delicious.
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Oh, good.
Mmm.
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That look good.
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Yeah, I do love me
a good soup in a bread bowl.
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What you got there,
a buckwheat rye or sourdough?
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Hmm.
I'll take that.
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Nice try.
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Oh.
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Cool space gun.
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Don't you be doing nothing dumb
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like trying to transform
into a werewolf
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or nothing like that
up in he-yump.
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Here you go, sweetie.
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Thanks, Jen.
Mm-hmm.
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Anything for you, folks?
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No, thank you.
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I'll actually have a shrimp po' boy.
Mm-hmm.
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If you got tartar sauce,
put that on the side, please.
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I'll take a lettuce,
tomato, and onion. Mm-hmm.
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Sweet potato tater tots
would be good.
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Just well done, a little
extra crispy on the outside...
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You know, when you crack it open
in half and it get all steamy
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but the inside is soft.
Mm-hmm.
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Watermelon basil lemonade
and a little bit of ice.
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But don't overdo it
with the ice.
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Come on. Give me...
Give me the juice.
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Got you.
Coming right up, darling.
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Fries for the table.
Help yourselves.
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Congrats on escaping the cave.
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Of course we escaped the cave.
We in love.
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Pfft. Love.
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I've done 40 years military-grade
couples counseling.
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Dirty little secret I learned...
Love is a hoax.
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Relationships are just a way
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for one person
to control another.
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Like the way Barbara did.
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Who's this Barbara?
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You leave Barbara out of this!
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What's your end game, Daggart?
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What kind of dingo
are you dangling?
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Give up on love.
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Let's destroy the cube
and rule the world together
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as bachelors and bachelorette.
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Nations would cower at our army
of super werewolves
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and be in awe of our
self-reliant singles mind-set.
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Break up and join me.
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Jose.
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What?
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That's short for,
"No way, amigo."
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What are you scared of?
Think about it.
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The three of us
could rule as one!
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Break up with her.
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Do it now!
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Dump her and join me.
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Jose.
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Tell him you need your space
and gain the world.
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Jose.
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Pathetic.
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You just threw away
your last chance at happiness.
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Don't say I didn't warn you
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when you drive yourselves insane
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arguing about how someone loaded
the dishwasher!
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Hi, Joe.
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Hey, babe.
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Just walk away, you said.
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Just walk away, he said.
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Well, I didn't walk away!
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Plaid Jeff never walks
away from a fight!
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Don't worry.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
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I'm here for this.
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Keys, please.
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Don't be a hero.
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Can't not be what I is.
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That be like me telling you
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don't keep coming
in second place in life
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all the time.
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All right.
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Give me the damn keys.
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Be cool, Joe Cocker.
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Did you have to go
and rub it in?
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Oh, come on. That's he
and I's combative dynamic.
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It's just guys being guys.
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Sick of it.
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Let's get Daggart's keys
and get out of here.
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Yeah, don't worry, babe,
'cause, uh...
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we ketchup.
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Oh, man!
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Some of his blood
must have got in there!
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Ruin my cool pun.
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Over there! Over there!
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Come on, come on, come on!
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Faster, faster!
Move, move!
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Flowers there
and more champagne.
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The moon is coming!
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Final spritz!
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I'm lubed up and ready, moon!
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Ha ha!
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Well, here it is, babe...
Home, sweet he-yump.
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Not bad, right?
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I see somebody's been keeping
you company while I was gone.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I got the paper cuts
on my dick to prove it.
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Took a while for them to scab up
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on account of they don't really
make Band-Aid
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for the penile region
of doing them,
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you know,
the knuckle Band-Aid.
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That work good,
but then I gotta, like,
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pull it down to pee,
pull it back up.
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I went through
a whole lot of Band-Aid.
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Joe, what are we doing here?
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Come on, now.
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Don't tell me that you, uh...
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forgot
our pre-hunt ritual.
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No.
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We are not having sex.
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There's no time.
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Come on, babe.
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You know there's no better way
to consummate things
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than by launching
ourselves into battle
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with a simultaneous
orgas-he-yump.
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Don't you remember
what it was like?
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Being all filled up
with a lot of Joe.
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Deep inside.
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Hot... throbbing... stiff.
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I mean, yeah, we'll be tired,
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but we'll be satisfied...
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and unstoppable.
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Okay.
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Oh, he-yump.
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Yeah.
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You gonna like this bed.
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Yeah, I mean, it not
the greatest mattress,
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but, you know, since we gonna
be quick, it's gonna be fine.
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It'll do the job.
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What the he-yump?!
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Jeff!
What are you doing here?!
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I just couldn't shake
you guys' relationship.
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All I wanted to do
when I saw you at the bar
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was get a rise out of you.
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Yeah, well, Joe's about
as cool a cuc as they come.
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So how about you
give me that sword,
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let this cumber do the job?
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Let me just throw
something out there
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that I've been thinking on.
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If you two are such a powerful
werewolf-hunting couple,
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imagine how much
more powerful we'd be...
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as a threesome.
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I know I'll never get you back,
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but if we teamed up,
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the lust,
the passion, the jealousy...
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Think of all the killings
we could accomplish.
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And the orgasms.
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Normally, I would not
even consider this
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for a second, but, uh...
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given the dire state
of the world as it is,
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I find myself
with a semi-chub.
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Babe?
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I'm game if you are.
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I'm about to explode
just thinking about it!
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All right.
Let's go!
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"Three way" on three.
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One, two, three.
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Three way!
Three way! Three way!
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Ready or not,
here I he-yump.
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Now there is the Joe I remember.
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Looking good, partner.
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Appreciate that, Plaid Jeff.
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And, hey, uh...
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congrats.
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For what?
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You finally got
a rise out of me.
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Before we go,
just one more thing.
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Let's make it official.
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I got this made just in case
you guys said yes.
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All right. Now let's
go chop this cube's nuts!
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Wait.
Where's the sword?
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I set it next to that couch.
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All right, now h-h-hold up.
Let's just retrace our step.
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Hold up before we panic.
Um, now let's see.
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W-W-We decided on the three way.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Got undressed.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Got in bed.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Lubed up.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Plaid Jeff, I started sucking your toes.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Babe, you was massaging my
devil's onion ring. Yeah. Yeah.
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I stuck my onion ring in
your barbecue sauce. Yeah.
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Then Yuri did
a reach-around.
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Yu... Yu...
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Yuri!
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Well, well, well.
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Look who finally
showed up for the fight.
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You enjoy
Yuri's reach-around?
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I don't know who I grabbed,
but it was small.
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So must have been Joe!
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Yeah, funny.
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That was
a quality reach-around,
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I'll give you that.
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You a sneaky little Russki,
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getting that werewolf heart
and that sword.
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But tonight,
all good things must come...
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to an end.
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You cannot stop inevitable.
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I will finally get the love
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I have not felt
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since I first
laid foot on Earth.
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Yeah, you just one man, Yuri.
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00:12:03,212 --> 00:12:04,678
We a team now.
259
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,548
We go together like peanut,
butter, and he-yump.
260
00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:10,017
I'm glad you guys work it out.
261
00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:13,053
But why is it you
who gets to decide
262
00:12:13,055 --> 00:12:14,488
whose love is denied?
263
00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:17,391
'Cause we just killed America's
top couples counselor.
264
00:12:17,393 --> 00:12:19,059
And we're taking over the title.
265
00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:20,327
Even as a team,
266
00:12:20,329 --> 00:12:23,530
you cannot take on
super werewolves.
267
00:12:27,837 --> 00:12:30,070
Oh, shit!
268
00:12:30,072 --> 00:12:31,438
Who let the wolves out?
269
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,440
I did.
I know you did.
270
00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:35,509
That... That was
just rhetorical.
271
00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:37,711
Talk about that song
"Who Let the Dogs Out?"
272
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:40,748
It even catchy
when you say "wolves."
273
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,849
Stay close.
274
00:12:41,851 --> 00:12:43,884
Let's do our signature move.
275
00:12:43,886 --> 00:12:45,185
Go!
276
00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,767
Huh?
277
00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:00,935
Aah!
278
00:13:04,773 --> 00:13:05,706
Whew.
279
00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:09,576
Oh.
Yeah, this thing cool.
280
00:13:09,578 --> 00:13:11,412
You was right, Plaid Jeff.
281
00:13:11,414 --> 00:13:13,881
As a threesome,
we twice as nice.
282
00:13:13,883 --> 00:13:16,884
Aah! Please don't castrate
the cube!
283
00:13:16,886 --> 00:13:20,254
I been waiting for so long!
284
00:13:20,256 --> 00:13:21,622
I'll take care of this guy.
285
00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:22,623
You got it, partner.
286
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,124
Let's go, babe!
287
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,468
Hey, uh...
Hey, babe?
288
00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:35,502
Babe, real quick.
289
00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:37,338
Uh, this a cool sword, right?
290
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,405
Yeah, cool sword.
291
00:13:38,407 --> 00:13:39,640
And you and I, uh...
292
00:13:39,642 --> 00:13:41,508
we make a good werewolf
hunting team, right?
293
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:43,177
Yeah,
wh-where's this going?
294
00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:46,313
That thing that... that Yuri
said about my he-yump, you know,
295
00:13:46,315 --> 00:13:47,648
being like
a little tiny he-yump,
296
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:48,983
I mean, that ain't true, right?
297
00:13:48,985 --> 00:13:51,652
I'm at least average.
At least if not more.
298
00:13:51,654 --> 00:13:53,574
Could we just go castrate
some moon nuts, please?
299
00:13:54,623 --> 00:13:55,823
Aah!
Oh!
300
00:13:55,825 --> 00:13:57,458
It's Daggart!
301
00:13:58,594 --> 00:14:01,428
Joe,
don't leave me! Oh!
302
00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:03,630
Just go!
I won't leave you!
303
00:14:03,632 --> 00:14:05,199
I can't leave you again!
304
00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:06,667
Oh, God, please!
305
00:14:06,669 --> 00:14:07,868
Okay!
306
00:14:09,204 --> 00:14:10,637
We had a deal.
307
00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:12,006
I didn't think
you'd stick to it!
308
00:14:12,008 --> 00:14:15,542
Aah! I'm just... I'm
just confused here,
309
00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:17,511
'cause this is what
happened last time, right?
310
00:14:17,513 --> 00:14:20,014
We had the deal,
then the years later,
311
00:14:20,016 --> 00:14:21,949
you come back as this dude guy,
and you're like,
312
00:14:21,951 --> 00:14:23,550
"Oh, but that's not
what I mean."
313
00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,486
Joe, don't worry about
the agreement! Just go!
314
00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:27,554
Okay.
315
00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:29,223
You left me to die.
316
00:14:29,225 --> 00:14:31,458
Triple-checking.
317
00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:33,060
Aah!
318
00:14:33,062 --> 00:14:34,795
All right!
319
00:14:34,797 --> 00:14:37,531
Aah!
320
00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:52,212
He-yump!
321
00:14:52,214 --> 00:14:55,382
322
00:15:04,859 --> 00:15:09,363
I'll have one scoop of moon...
323
00:15:09,365 --> 00:15:15,602
hold... the... nuts!
324
00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:42,196
We have some breaking tip for
all you "Buzz" -heads tonight.
325
00:15:42,198 --> 00:15:44,565
NASA has just confirmed
that the moon
326
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,266
is rotating back
to its normal position
327
00:15:46,268 --> 00:15:48,535
and will be moving away
from the Earth.
328
00:15:48,537 --> 00:15:50,137
We're all gonna live!
329
00:16:23,671 --> 00:16:26,473
Oh, babe.
330
00:16:26,475 --> 00:16:27,975
You know that I would have used
331
00:16:27,977 --> 00:16:30,677
all the dick Band-Aids
in the world
332
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:33,080
if I thought
I could have saved you.
333
00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:40,787
Oh, he-yump.
334
00:16:40,789 --> 00:16:46,360
Oh, he-yump...
335
00:16:46,362 --> 00:16:47,995
Ah, heeda, hida, hoda,
336
00:16:47,997 --> 00:16:50,330
hada, heeda,
hada, he-yump!
337
00:16:55,371 --> 00:16:56,436
We closed.
338
00:16:56,438 --> 00:16:58,672
Closed?
339
00:16:58,674 --> 00:17:02,309
I traveled all this way
just for a sip.
340
00:17:02,311 --> 00:17:04,778
What, you come to get
a final rise out of me?
341
00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:07,147
Just came to say goodbye.
342
00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:08,815
What ever happened to Yuri?
343
00:17:08,817 --> 00:17:11,885
Last I remember, you two was off
to the side of the road,
344
00:17:11,887 --> 00:17:13,620
dancing in the moonlight.
345
00:17:13,622 --> 00:17:15,622
Ah, right.
346
00:17:15,624 --> 00:17:16,924
Welp...
347
00:17:19,561 --> 00:17:21,528
I stuck the tip...
348
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:24,298
of my long, black member...
349
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,800
right in his mouth...
350
00:17:26,802 --> 00:17:28,735
and blew my load
all over the back
351
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:30,571
of the inside of his skull.
352
00:17:30,573 --> 00:17:33,407
You take care, Plaid Jeff.
353
00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:35,075
You too, Neon Joe.
354
00:17:35,077 --> 00:17:37,945
355
00:17:41,149 --> 00:17:43,884
Should there be some kind
of acknowledgment
356
00:17:43,886 --> 00:17:46,119
of losing the woman
we both loved?
357
00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:55,195
Seem to me there just was.
358
00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:56,430
Goodbye, French fry.
359
00:17:56,432 --> 00:17:57,998
What?
360
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,566
I don't know.
361
00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:01,368
First thing I thought of.
Seemed cool.
362
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,204
You know, 'cause it rhyme...
Bye, fry.
363
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:07,441
Anyway, you go on, get...
'fore we got to hug.
364
00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:09,042
Yeah.
365
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,143
Yeah.
366
00:18:19,255 --> 00:18:20,420
He-yump?
367
00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:24,258
You in he-yump?
368
00:18:26,262 --> 00:18:28,195
Cleve?
369
00:18:28,197 --> 00:18:31,765
Joe! Joe!
370
00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:32,766
Oh!
371
00:18:32,768 --> 00:18:34,635
Neon Joe!
372
00:18:34,637 --> 00:18:36,637
We've been trapped
in here for hours.
373
00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:38,405
We saw a big flash!
What happened?!
374
00:18:38,407 --> 00:18:42,242
That's when came upon
Yuri and all of his, uh...
375
00:18:42,244 --> 00:18:43,610
surfer werewolves.
376
00:18:43,612 --> 00:18:44,911
We took them out no problem.
377
00:18:44,913 --> 00:18:46,880
We got this real cool
spin move that we did.
378
00:18:46,882 --> 00:18:49,216
Came across a big field,
see the cube.
379
00:18:49,218 --> 00:18:51,551
Got that big old fancy
he-yump sword.
380
00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:53,787
Did a big old chop.
381
00:18:53,789 --> 00:18:56,790
Chopped off that cube's sac.
382
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:58,859
That's about
all she he-yump.
383
00:18:59,894 --> 00:19:01,895
And, uh...
384
00:19:01,897 --> 00:19:04,064
what about Vance?
385
00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:08,335
Well...
386
00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:13,240
I think it's about time
that this pork loin
387
00:19:13,242 --> 00:19:16,843
went back to the barbecue.
388
00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:20,047
Find another fox
to keep me company.
389
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:25,385
You know, this here
the coolest bar in town.
390
00:19:26,354 --> 00:19:28,822
I'm the reason for that.
We all know it.
391
00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:30,457
Yeah, you are.
392
00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:32,326
But it time to move on.
393
00:19:34,696 --> 00:19:36,330
Cleve...
394
00:19:36,332 --> 00:19:38,332
I'm giving you
and Ashley the bar.
395
00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,866
The...
396
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:41,501
The tiny towel?
397
00:19:41,503 --> 00:19:43,370
Yep.
This here been, uh...
398
00:19:43,372 --> 00:19:46,340
one heck of
a roller-coaster ride.
399
00:19:46,342 --> 00:19:48,308
First it was up...
400
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:49,943
then it came down.
401
00:19:49,945 --> 00:19:51,845
Then it bank hard to the left.
402
00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:53,814
Then it bank hard to the right.
403
00:19:53,816 --> 00:19:55,982
Then it go
a loop-de-loop.
404
00:19:55,984 --> 00:19:57,017
It go up and down.
405
00:19:57,019 --> 00:19:58,318
The centrifugal he-yump,
406
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,354
doing all sorts of stuff
with your mind!
407
00:20:00,356 --> 00:20:02,889
But then I'm going upside down
for a little bit, right?
408
00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:04,057
And you think,
"How am I not falling out
409
00:20:04,059 --> 00:20:05,392
of this
contraption he-yump?"
410
00:20:05,394 --> 00:20:07,494
Then you go up again
and go through the water.
411
00:20:07,496 --> 00:20:08,895
You get all wet.
412
00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:11,898
And when you gonna get
all pissed off about being wet
413
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,867
and then resolving it
with yourself where it's like,
414
00:20:13,869 --> 00:20:16,870
"It ain't no big deal,"
you going up again.
415
00:20:16,872 --> 00:20:19,172
And you go climbing high,
and you come on down
416
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:23,143
and sneak right back in.
417
00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:26,046
Right back to where
it all started from.
418
00:20:26,048 --> 00:20:28,882
You get out
and kind of do a he-yump.
419
00:20:28,884 --> 00:20:32,753
You jump out, and the people
waiting in line...
420
00:20:32,755 --> 00:20:35,689
well, they get their turn.
421
00:20:35,691 --> 00:20:37,891
That sounds like a crazy ride.
422
00:20:37,893 --> 00:20:40,394
Sure is, Cleve.
423
00:20:40,396 --> 00:20:43,764
Hope you enjoy it
as much as I did.
424
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:45,399
You take care of this place.
425
00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:46,400
I will.
426
00:20:46,402 --> 00:20:49,069
Ashley.
427
00:20:49,071 --> 00:20:50,604
You take care of this guy.
428
00:20:50,606 --> 00:20:51,671
He good meat.
429
00:20:51,673 --> 00:20:52,906
I will, Joe.
430
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:55,008
Good luck to you, too,
off-camera Chris.
431
00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:56,343
Thanks!
You too!
432
00:20:57,678 --> 00:20:59,413
Well...
433
00:20:59,415 --> 00:21:01,415
arrivederci, he-yump.
434
00:21:13,027 --> 00:21:15,128
With the cube
completely neutered
435
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:18,131
and the moon's backside
back where it belong,
436
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:21,268
is that the end of werewolf
as we know it?
437
00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:23,804
Or do Joe got one more adventure
in him?
438
00:21:23,806 --> 00:21:27,274
Maybe something involving
snowmobiles or outer space.
439
00:21:27,276 --> 00:21:30,277
That sound cool.
Stay tuned, friends.
440
00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:34,481
And in the meantime,
good night and good he-yump.
441
00:21:34,531 --> 00:21:39,081
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