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Previously on
"Neon Joe, Werewolf He-yump"...
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He's my Elon Musk-type
associate.
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Moon is alive.
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Yeah, we hear you.
Moon is alive.
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You stole my ex-wife
and left her for dead!
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Joe, don't leave me!
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Joe, you're under arrest
for the murder of Plaid Jeff.
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Joe.
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I got a bad feeling about this.
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Don't you worry about nothin',
Cleve, all right?
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Joe all cool as a cucumber.
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Matter of fact,
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this the only evidence
I need to win the case.
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All rise for
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the Honorable Judge Kelly Wong.
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So, has the jury
reached a verdict?
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We have, Your Honor.
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We find Neon Joe...
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...guilty...
- No!!
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...of first-degree murder.
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Very well.
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The court hereby...
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I'd like to make an offer.
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The court recognizes
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Elon Musk-type,
billionaire inventor,
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Vance Dontay.
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Your Honor,
if it please the court...
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...I'd like to house Neon Joe,
for free,
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in my private
maximum-security prison,
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"Foursome Country."
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Deal.
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No!
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No!!
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Noooooo!!
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No!!
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The world of
lycanthropic justicide
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bid farewell to a legend today
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as Plaid Jeff's murderer,
Neon Joe,
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was sentenced to life in prison.
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You in Foursome Country now!
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Ooh, fresh meat walkin'!
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Hey.
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So, uh, welcome.
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I'm... I'm... I'm Terry,
by the way.
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That's a cool eye patch.
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What happened?
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What are you lookin' for?
A tunnel.
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Or the beginnin' of a tunnel
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so I can escape, clear my name.
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There are no tunnels in here.
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But, uh, I could show you
around the prison.
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Maybe we find one.
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There's no tunnels in there.
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This is our wheelchair factory,
very popular.
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Hey, Bobby.
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Hey, I got a new cell mate.
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Yeah, so, no tunnels in there,
either...
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uh, definitely.
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Hey, Gar, who's it goin'?
I got a new cell mate.
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Oh! Country-music star,
Joshy Cashington,
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is gonna be playin' one song
here tonight.
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Well, I've always wanted
to see the man
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who prefers to be
exclusively clad
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in midnight blue.
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Oh, and tomorrow night
is the big costume ball
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at the lady prison
down the river.
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Hey, uh, why does it say
"head nod" in parenthetical?
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Oh, yeah.
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The sign was confusing.
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Yeah, we thought there was something
wrong with the guy's neck,
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so they put "head nod"
in parentheses
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to clarify that he wasn't hurt.
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He's just noddin' his head
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toward the lady prison
down the river.
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The Mexicans
wanted to go in black face,
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and the blacks
wanted to go in Mexican face,
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till everyone realized
it was Big Lair's plan
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to start a race war.
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Who Big Lair?
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That's him, with his Nazi,
skinhead, doo-wop group,
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White-Acca-Power.
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They run the cafe's
open-mic night.
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Ah-bow, ah-bow,
ah-bow-bow-bow-bow...
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Jews run the media,
Jews run the banks
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Let's kill 'em all
and blame it on the blacks
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We gotta bring those
doo-a-dang-alang
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Diddy-wop-do-wop
Jews to their knees
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Je-e-e-ws
to their knees
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Whoo, ooh, ooh, ooh
Jews to their
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Whoo
Knees
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Big Larry might be the devil,
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but he got
the voice of an angel.
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You got to call him
"Big Lair."
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Last guy to call him Big Larry
was never heard from again.
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Are you eyeballin' me, new meat?
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No.
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Just wonderin' why
an Aryan named "Larry"
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would call himself "Big Lair"
and not "Big Larryan."
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Missed opportunity
for a super-cool pun.
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I could kill you right now.
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Don't do it, Big Lair.
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You kill him, then no dance
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at the ladies prison
down the river,
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and you don't get your jollies.
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Think about your jollies,
Big Lair.
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Yeah.
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Neon Joe, you got a visitor.
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Seem like this conversation
is to be... be...
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a-be-bah-be-di-bop,
boo-da-la-bah,
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a-be-da-bah-dah-boo-dah,
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shamma-lamma-continued.
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Don't worry about Oahu Joe's.
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I'm taking good care of her.
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Oh, hey, do know
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that Yuri used to be
an actual cosmonaut?
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Yeah, he keeps askin'
somethin' about, like,
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where you keep the hearts
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of the werewolves you killed?
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Weird.
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Yuri's so funny.
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He was over there the other day,
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and he had a napkin on his head.
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We started putting napkins
on our heads too.
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What the hell?
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What are you, moon, huh?
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Oh?
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Oh, coming!
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Hey!
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I've been lookin'
all over for you.
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Joshy Cashington's
about to play his one song.
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Oh, well, let's go hear it.
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You boys ready to hear one song?
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Yeah!
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I hate to add to y'all's misery,
but, uh...
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it seems that my bass player,
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he done gone and broke his arm.
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Tommy?
Get on out here, Tommy!
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Now, who did this to you, Tommy?
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It wasn't me, right?
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Right?!
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So, unless one of y'all
can come up here,
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take Tommy's place,
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I'm afraid I can't play
for y'all today.
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Oh, my goodness.
Well, hey.
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This here ain't
no ordinary bass, men.
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This here is the long bass.
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Yeah!
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All right.
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It seems that we got
two confident souls
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think that they can play
the long bass.
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Let's see, now.
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How about you
with the eye patch?
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Yeah, I like a man
with a gimmick.
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You come on up here.
Let's hear it.
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If you're as good
as you think you are,
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you should have no trouble
keepin' up.
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One, two, three, he'yow!
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Ho!
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That's my cell mate!
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No waitin' till after the dance.
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I kill him tonight.
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You can't do that, Big Lair.
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He's a white man like us.
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Shame he ain't
one of them white Jews.
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Then it'd be all right.
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That's it.
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Convince him to convert,
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and then I get my jollies
all over that Jew.
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Whoo! That's right!
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Let's hear it!
All right!
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Wow!
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What'd you say your name was?
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Neon Joe.
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Well, Joe,
you just did me a solid.
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Now, you let me know
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if ever I can return that favor.
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Well, he-yump.
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Now, one more hand for Neon Joe,
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the most
musically-talented inmate
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in all of
Foursome County Prison.
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Aah!
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What goin' on he-yump.
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Well, um, see, uh,
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me and the boys
were, uh, wondering...
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well, hoping...
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Will you help us
learn the long bass?
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Oh-ho!
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Yeah, we put some 2x4s together
and some laces
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and, uh, made one.
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Well, look at that.
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We got off on the wrong foot.
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I'd like to apologize.
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I brought you my favorite book
from the prison library
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as a peace offering.
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Your favorite book, the Torah?
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Marked a couple passages
that resonated with me, so...
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Yeah, when I reach for
scripture,
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I-I go for the "Book o' Joe,"
psalm 69.
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This is the word of God,
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as told to Moses, retold,
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passed down
from generation to generation
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for 5,000 years.
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You know, it sound to me like
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you tryin' to get me
to convert to Judaism
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so you can murder me
for being a Hebrew.
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Why don't you make
your covenant with God
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and find out?
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Hey, Neon Joe.
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You got a visitor.
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That probably my friend Cleve.
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Shalom-ya-later.
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Don't think about it.
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Like, when I do the long bass,
it's just a thing.
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Like, be-boo-be-doo,
diddle-loo-do, right?
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Long bass ain't for everybody.
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What you doin' here?
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I know you didn't kill
Plaid Jeff.
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Did you know that the land
this prison was built on
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used to be
an old pretzel factory?
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The very factory where you left
your ex-wife to die.
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In fact, your cell sits atop
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the exact
6-foot-by-8-foot plot
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where she perished.
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Don't leave me! Aah!
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How could you possibly
know that?
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I know many things, Neon Joe.
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What's your plan, Stan?
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What you schemin', demon?
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Why you keep tappin' that box,
Goldilocks?
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Oh, just...
planting seeds is all.
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I want you to spend
the rest of your life
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haunted by the memory
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of the night
you abandoned your ex-wife
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in her greatest hour of need.
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My ex-wife and I
had a deal!
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- What goin' on he-yump?!
- Inmate!
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Sit back from the Elon Musk-type
owner of this prison!
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Enjoy the rest of your life.
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I ain't go...
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I'm not go... oh, God,
wh... yem... uh, leave you.
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Ahh!
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
Yuh! Guh!
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Don't... don't leave me!
Aah!!
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We had a deal.
We had a deal.
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Help me!
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I gotta go.
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Aah!
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Aah! Aaaaaahhhh!
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It's just a bad dream.
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Bad dream?
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Or bad memory?
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You're the wolf that killed
my dead ex-wife.
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You lucky you dead,
or I'd kill you again.
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I didn't kill
your ex-wife.
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Your ex-wife killed me.
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00:14:09,997 --> 00:14:11,997
My dead ex-wife killed you?
262
00:14:12,004 --> 00:14:15,233
She's not
your dead ex-wife.
263
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,898
She's your alive ex-wife.
264
00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:20,664
My ex-wife ain't dead?
265
00:14:20,661 --> 00:14:23,200
Then, she ain't my ex-wife.
266
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:27,866
She's still my wife.
267
00:14:27,859 --> 00:14:30,628
There's only one way out.
268
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:31,854
Which is?
269
00:14:31,853 --> 00:14:34,453
I'm not telling you,
wolf hunter.
270
00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:37,218
Looks like you'll spend
the rest of your life
271
00:14:37,215 --> 00:14:39,015
haunted by the memory
272
00:14:39,022 --> 00:14:41,321
of the night you abandoned
your ex-wife.
273
00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:42,778
Haunted by the memory
274
00:14:42,786 --> 00:14:44,946
of the night
you abandoned your ex-wife.
275
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,252
Planting seeds...
276
00:14:49,775 --> 00:14:51,214
Legend has it,
277
00:14:51,213 --> 00:14:53,982
werewolf need his heart
to get to the other side.
278
00:14:53,978 --> 00:14:56,477
You help me bust out of here,
279
00:14:56,474 --> 00:15:00,114
I'll get you
the eternal rest you crave.
280
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,805
Good night, Yuri.
281
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,433
Good night, Cleve.
282
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,500
I like Ashley's new tattoo.
283
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,336
Yeah, she clearly
wanted tattoos like Neon Joe
284
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,163
because she's so into him.
285
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:14,799
Anyways, thanks for
helpin' out around here.
286
00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:16,436
All right, bye.
287
00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:24,524
Where are those werewolf hearts?
288
00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:27,660
289
00:15:28,324 --> 00:15:29,493
Hey.
290
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:29,993
291
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:35,216
Mm.
292
00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:43,414
Think, Yuri!
293
00:15:49,142 --> 00:15:53,251
Maybe Joe hid hearts...
294
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:56,344
behind dusty, old decoys.
295
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:59,480
296
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:19,200
297
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:24,989
Werewolf heart.
298
00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:29,965
Ha-ha-ha,
the decoys are decoys!
299
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,086
What's that, Big Lair?
300
00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:39,145
It's a kippah,
301
00:16:39,153 --> 00:16:42,413
or in Yiddish,
"yarmulke."
302
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,217
So, Neon Joe puts a yarmulke
on his head,
303
00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:50,611
cuts himself,
and then bleeds to death.
304
00:16:50,605 --> 00:16:51,874
He ain't wearin' it.
305
00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:53,173
I am.
306
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:57,379
When I see Neon Joe,
307
00:16:57,375 --> 00:17:00,205
I'm gonna use it
to slit his throat.
308
00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:04,435
L'hitra'ot.
309
00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:09,174
That's "see you later"
in Hebrew.
310
00:17:16,395 --> 00:17:17,764
How do I look?
311
00:17:17,763 --> 00:17:20,632
Terry, is dat you?
312
00:17:20,628 --> 00:17:21,588
Uh-huh.
313
00:17:21,597 --> 00:17:22,856
I fear that I have
314
00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:25,194
succumbed to the prison flu.
315
00:17:25,191 --> 00:17:27,190
I won't be able to partake
316
00:17:27,188 --> 00:17:31,058
in the big dance down the river.
317
00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:34,688
Ah.
318
00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:37,915
Oh, hey, Big Lair.
319
00:17:37,921 --> 00:17:40,421
Have fun at the dance.
I'm sick.
320
00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:42,844
See?
321
00:17:42,843 --> 00:17:44,512
When I get back,
322
00:17:44,511 --> 00:17:46,681
you're a dead man, boychik.
323
00:17:50,212 --> 00:17:51,941
Have fun at the dance, Terry.
324
00:17:51,939 --> 00:17:53,279
I'm gonna miss you.
325
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,772
Hey, uh, Jake!
326
00:18:04,769 --> 00:18:06,398
Why don't you stop
slappin' them cards,
327
00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:09,735
get on down here,
slap this long bass?
328
00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:11,230
I'd love to, Neon Joe,
329
00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:13,668
but I don't want
to get into any trouble.
330
00:18:13,665 --> 00:18:14,825
You the only guard on duty!
331
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,362
Ain't nobody gonna know!
332
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,030
And I bet you didn't
think about none of that
333
00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:20,427
long tush you gonna get
334
00:18:20,424 --> 00:18:22,393
when you slappin'
this long bass.
335
00:18:22,391 --> 00:18:23,720
Am I right?
336
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:25,219
You know what?
337
00:18:25,227 --> 00:18:26,386
I hadn't.
338
00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:27,924
Oh-ho, yeah!
339
00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:30,052
Well, then, why don't you, uh,
get on down here?
340
00:18:30,049 --> 00:18:32,549
Let's play some bass, man!
341
00:18:33,015 --> 00:18:35,015
Can't wait to taste
some of that long tush.
342
00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:36,281
I'll tell you that.
343
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,144
All right, so,
which way that sewer?
344
00:18:48,141 --> 00:18:49,740
This way or this way?
345
00:18:49,738 --> 00:18:51,538
It's this way.
Let's do it.
346
00:18:56,907 --> 00:18:59,376
I knew you were faking.
347
00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:02,472
What are you, some kind of
Hebrew for Hitler now?
348
00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:04,698
I'm an Ashke-Nazi.
349
00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:07,334
Pretty good pun.
350
00:19:07,331 --> 00:19:10,330
Don't make up for droppin'
the ball on Big Larryan,
351
00:19:10,326 --> 00:19:12,596
but, uh, yeah,
that was pretty good.
352
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:17,298
The more I studied the Torah,
353
00:19:17,295 --> 00:19:23,234
the more I knew that the Jews
are the chosen people,
354
00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:27,325
and it's the non-Jews
who should all die.
355
00:19:27,319 --> 00:19:30,389
And now I'm gonna send you
to Hell!
356
00:19:32,651 --> 00:19:35,120
But the Jews don't believe
in the afterlife.
357
00:19:35,117 --> 00:19:37,686
Talmudic Rabbis have long argued
358
00:19:37,683 --> 00:19:39,312
about what happens to us,
359
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:40,610
but they all agree
360
00:19:40,609 --> 00:19:43,448
that it's what we do here
that's most important!
361
00:19:43,444 --> 00:19:45,043
Yeah?
362
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:47,681
Well, how did the Torah feel
about a Jew killin' a Jew?
363
00:19:47,677 --> 00:19:49,347
It's against it!
364
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:55,009
Then, you better
drop that kippah,
365
00:19:55,006 --> 00:19:58,305
'cause I too
have converted to Judaism.
366
00:19:58,301 --> 00:20:00,171
You're a liar.
367
00:20:00,997 --> 00:20:04,867
Allow me to show you
368
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:11,339
my covenant with God.
369
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:14,329
Wow.
370
00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:17,695
I've never seen
a more perfect cut.
371
00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:19,760
Choke on it.
372
00:20:29,781 --> 00:20:31,851
Ohh, I'chaim!
373
00:20:34,115 --> 00:20:35,684
Oh, he-yump.
374
00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:37,682
He-yump. He-yump.
375
00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:42,785
When did you have time to convert?
I didn't.
376
00:20:42,781 --> 00:20:45,441
A werewolf did that.
377
00:20:45,447 --> 00:20:47,947
Now let's get
the he-yump outta here.
378
00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:53,006
It's a long-bass injury!
379
00:20:53,005 --> 00:20:54,305
We got a prison break!
380
00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:57,801
Seems like you makin' me
go this way on purpose.
381
00:20:57,807 --> 00:20:59,406
I did.
382
00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:01,134
It's right up here.
383
00:21:01,132 --> 00:21:02,562
Is it close?
384
00:21:02,570 --> 00:21:03,829
About 500 yards.
385
00:21:03,828 --> 00:21:04,797
I'm gonna he-yump.
386
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,336
Just follow the stink.
387
00:21:17,257 --> 00:21:19,726
He-yow!
388
00:21:19,723 --> 00:21:21,993
Joshy.
389
00:21:26,882 --> 00:21:28,782
"Taking a sick day.
390
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,818
Be back soon. Yuri."
391
00:21:31,814 --> 00:21:33,914
Looks like I'm workin'
twice as hard today.
392
00:21:37,116 --> 00:21:38,445
Hey.
393
00:21:38,444 --> 00:21:41,014
Where did the ducks go?
394
00:21:42,048 --> 00:21:44,247
I've never seen Big Lair
look so peaceful.
395
00:21:44,245 --> 00:21:47,114
Must have found solace
right before he died.
396
00:21:47,110 --> 00:21:48,409
Mm.
397
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,107
I'll oy what he's veying.
398
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,230
399
00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,830
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