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Previously on
Neon Joe, Werewolf He-yump...
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The werewolf is dead.
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That's how we buckercise!
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You probably want to hear about
my backstory.
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I'm going to
make a lasagna. (moans)
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You want to
get in on this, son.
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Oh, my God.
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The biggest threat
we have to anybody finding out
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about us is you!
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(Joe) I'm emotionally ready
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to take on a new best friend.
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Evening, Sonny.
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Hey, Neon Joe!
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Right on time for his nightly
post-work cocktail.
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Brand-new drink
on the menu.
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Came up with it
in your honor.
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I call it the Neon Glow.
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Whoa!
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Look at that there.
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Let me take a little sip.
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Mmm!
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Yeah, it tastes like
a dead raccoon butthole,
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but, uh, sure do look cool.
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Hey, as they say,
it's the thought that he-yump.
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You know...
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I've really been enjoying
my time here every night,
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when I come in after
a long, stressful work day
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and you and I,
just the two of us,
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getting to hang out,
and...
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Uh, I lost my best friend,
uh, a few years back,
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and been kind of thinking
about getting a new one lately.
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And I was thinking
that maybe you might wa--
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Thanks for the backpack,
Sonny.
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For the life of me,
I can't fin--
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Hey, Neon Joe.
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And goodbye.
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I'm gonna get...
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(operatically)
hi-i-i-i-i-gh!
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Where he going?
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Barrett goes on a three-day
Ayahuasca retreat every year.
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Last year he said he fell
in love with Mother Nature,
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filled a hole in the ground
with baked beans,
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and had sex with it.
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I done that once.
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Put my fist in it.
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(thinking)
He-yump.
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So, you were saying something
about a new best friend?
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Oh, uh... Yeah.
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Uh... You know what,
never mind.
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I-I-I got to go bed.
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That damn raccoon butthole
need -- need to be fixed up.
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I'll go -- I'll go help out
that raccoon,
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and I'll see you later.
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Sync & corrections by dwigt
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Episode 01x04
"Dignity Cap"
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Now, while I understand
everybody's all
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"Bing, bong,
the wolf is dead,"
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I would like to remind
everyone
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that Matt's
still running around
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out there somewhere
up in he-yump.
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And I do hate to bring up money
at a time like --
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You want a new contract.
Done.
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Same amount
as last time.
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Uh, he-yump.
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Uh, wow, that --
that went easier than I thought.
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I even brought some of my mama's
famous convincing gumbo.
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Oh, man.
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I thought you and I could share
a bowl
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- over this del--
- You have your money.
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I don't need your soup.
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(clears throat)
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$75k.
Same as last time.
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You can count it
if you like.
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Oh, I've held many a thick,
meaty wad in my hand before.
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I'd say, uh,
this feels about right.
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I don't really see
why we need to kill Matt.
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I mean,
he's probably long gone, anyway.
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Or if not,
we could tame him.
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Like the wolf in Minecraft.
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You guys ever play that?
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(scoffs)
Oh, he-yump.
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That boy gonna die.
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Let's go.
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Enjoy the gumbo.
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Oh, uh, sorry.
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I thought
this was a restroom.
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(Man) There's one down the hall.
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(warbles)
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He took the bait.
Chum's in the water.
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The idiot is swimming
right into my metaphor.
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I'll be there
as soon as I finish
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playing tennis
with my current lover.
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Yo, mayor.
I want to talk to my moms.
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I want to call a lawyer.
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Where are
my Sean John jeans, man?
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My Timberlands?
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When we found you, your clothes
were ripped from the trans--
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Transformation, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
Y'all keep saying that.
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But I ain't
no werewolf, son.
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I told you, I escaped
when we got attacked
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while playing hacky
last night.
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Not quite. You've been in a coma
for the last few weeks.
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Apparently you can
change yourself into a werewolf
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whenever you want.
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Because you came to
and busted out of the hospital.
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But I planted a GPS on you,
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so tracking you down
was not a problem.
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Yo, those better not be
my Sean Johns.
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They are.
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Where are we, anyway, man?
Where's Georgia?
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You need not concern yourself
with Georgia or your Sean Johns.
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You and Neon Joe
will both be dead shortly.
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Wh-Wh-What you talking 'bout,
son?
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Those stupid jeans of yours
are the very thing
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that are going to lure Neon Joe
right into our trap.
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Doc is putting the plan
into motion right now.
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That's what
I'm talking about, son.
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I'm at a, uh, party section
of the woods
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that the local teens refer to
as 40 Acres.
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Kind of thought this might be
a spot where --
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(branches rustle) -He-yump.
-Don't shoot!
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(hyperventilating)
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You ought to be
more careful
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sneaking up on someone
like that, Sonny.
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What you want?
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Neon Joe, what if I were to
tell you that I am not human?
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That there's a tiny spaceship
hidden in the Garrity oak tree,
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that I am a tiny cybot?
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What you talking 'bout,
Sonny?
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Wh-What a cybot?
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Half cyborg, half robot.
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Cyborg already half robot.
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Shhh!
Don't worry about that.
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Look, I'm just trying
to tell you
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that I am from a planet
millions of miles away.
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We've been here for
tens of thousands of years.
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Crash-landed, lost power,
been trapped here ever since.
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Mayor's a cybot,
Doc's a cybot.
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They got Matt
and they're gonna kill him.
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They're gonna
kill you, too.
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We're a peaceful people,
but Mayor's gone mad!
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Get your hands off me!
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Here.
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Take this.
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Red ones shrink you down,
green ones make you grow.
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You trying to tell me this is
some kind of space food?
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To think I was about to ask you
to be my best friend.
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(scoffs)
I was gonna invest in your bar.
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We turn it into
a Hawaiian-themed place
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called Oahu Joe's.
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Start a clothing line
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for the man who prefer
the more chill lifestyle.
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But you ain't
best-friend material.
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Nah, man.
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You crazier than one of them
he-yump-he-yump clocks.
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A he-yump-he-yump clock.
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Got little birdie inside,
pop out the door,
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Go "He-yump-he-yump.
He-yump-he-yump."
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You'll know when to use it.
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Then you'll know
I'm telling the truth.
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He-yump. (scoffs)
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Anyway,
like I was saying about Matt...
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I'm so happy
you're in my life.
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Matt's always needed
a father figure.
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What a coincidence.
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Ever since we started humping,
I consider Matt a son figure.
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(chuckles)
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You know, I don't care
if killing Matt
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is the government-sanctioned
murder
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of a supernatural creature.
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I'm gonna find him
and protect him.
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(cellphone rings)
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Dalton.
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Yep. On my way.
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A shredded pair
of Sean Johns
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were just found
by the Garrity oak.
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That's got to be Matt.
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Nobody else has the ass
to rock Sean John jeans
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like Matt does.
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Mnh-mnh. Okay.
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Five more quick reps
before I go.
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(drill whirring)
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Looking good, Cleve.
Looking good.
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Yeah, we gonna set this
giant hacky sack in the woods
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and lure Matt,
just like the Trojan horse.
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When you open the hatch,
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use that element
of surprise and then wham!
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We kill that creature.
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Also gonna set up this here
boom box, play some reggae.
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Them hacky-sackers,
they love mellow tunes.
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(reggae music plays)
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Hey, Neon Joe,
I was wondering,
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How did you become
a werewolf hunter, anyways?
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(music stops)
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At last,
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the perfect opportunity
for me to tell my backstory.
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Read it and weep.
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(gasps)
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"--it"...
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Duh-uh...
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"It guh-- uh, guh..."
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(sighs)
Thanks a lot, Cleve.
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You totally ruined the climactic
buildup of my backstory.
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I'll make
a long story short.
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My mother and father
abandoned me.
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I was raised by wolves.
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They turned out
to be werewolf.
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Daddy had an affair
with the nanny.
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Mama got so upset
she killed herself.
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Suicide by cop.
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I dedicated the rest
of my whole life
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to hunting werewolf in the hope
that one of these time,
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it turn out to be my daddy,
and I avenge my mama.
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Oh, my gosh.
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And that's all true?
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As true
as these beats are jah.
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(reggae music plays)
Oh, ho!
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Then it must be true,
because these beats are jah.
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(laughs)
(cellphone rings)
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(music stops)
Get back to work, Cleve.
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He-yump.
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He-yump.
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A-he-yump.
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What he-yump?
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He-yump.
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Cleve,
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pair of ripped-up
Sean John jeans
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was just found
next to Garrity oak.
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That must be Matt.
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I love the way those Sean Johns
hug his curves.
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Keep working on the hack.
I'll be back soon.
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Hello, Neon Joe.
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Oh, my God!
Your backstory!
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No, this ain't my daddy.
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I seen you
following me around.
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What you want?
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I'm here to help you
achieve closure.
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Closure?
Closure for what?
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Your father.
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I knew it!
Your backstory!
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Your last name Willis?
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No, why?
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'cause right about now
I feel like saying,
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"What you talking 'bout,
Bruce?"
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Matt?
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(squelches)
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(sniffs)
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Smells weird.
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Something doesn't seem right.
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Feel like this might be a trap.
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I'm gonna try it anyway.
254
00:10:59,238 --> 00:11:01,905
Pretty sure my instincts
are totally wrong on this one.
255
00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:09,413
Hmm.
Just as I thought.
256
00:11:09,465 --> 00:11:10,914
Plain jelly.
257
00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:12,799
(rustling, crunching)
258
00:11:12,835 --> 00:11:15,886
(insects chirping loudly)
259
00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:20,324
Holy [bleep]!
260
00:11:20,359 --> 00:11:23,193
(gunshots)
261
00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:27,314
Your father will join us
in a moment.
262
00:11:27,349 --> 00:11:29,266
To keep fiery emotions
in check,
263
00:11:29,268 --> 00:11:31,268
I'd like to affix you
with a penotine.
264
00:11:31,527 --> 00:11:33,270
Peno- Come again?
265
00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:36,940
A penotine.
A penile guillotine.
266
00:11:36,992 --> 00:11:40,777
Affixed to the crotch,
the tip goes here.
267
00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:42,329
It's pressure rigged
to detect
268
00:11:42,364 --> 00:11:44,414
the slightest hint of anger
in the body.
269
00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:46,283
At the first sign
of extreme emotion,
270
00:11:46,335 --> 00:11:48,001
the blade is released.
271
00:11:48,037 --> 00:11:49,119
He-yump.
272
00:11:49,171 --> 00:11:51,755
You'll also have to
put this on.
273
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:52,756
What that?
274
00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,341
It's a dignity cap.
275
00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:56,176
Covers the tip.
276
00:11:56,211 --> 00:11:58,345
Let's get this over with.
277
00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:01,465
Good.
278
00:12:06,438 --> 00:12:08,138
Hello, son.
279
00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:11,308
How stupid can you be,
Sonny?
280
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,143
Did you forget
there are cameras everywhere?
281
00:12:13,145 --> 00:12:15,479
You betrayed your people,
and now you must die.
282
00:12:15,481 --> 00:12:16,980
Cybot code.
283
00:12:17,032 --> 00:12:19,316
What would you know
about Cybot code?
284
00:12:19,368 --> 00:12:21,818
Cybot code outlines
being a peaceful people.
285
00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,987
20,000 years on this stupid rock
is in jeopardy.
286
00:12:23,989 --> 00:12:25,288
This is not a time
for peace.
287
00:12:25,324 --> 00:12:26,907
Cybot bylaw number 219 --
288
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:28,325
No cybot will initiate war
on another species.
289
00:12:28,377 --> 00:12:30,077
Cybot bylaw 219a --
290
00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:31,745
Any cybot has the right
to defend itself --
291
00:12:31,797 --> 00:12:33,080
That is an inappropriate
interpretation
292
00:12:33,132 --> 00:12:34,831
of bylaw number 219a!
293
00:12:34,883 --> 00:12:37,501
Cybot bylaw 73. "I'm Sonny Coco,
and I'm a complete idiot."
294
00:12:37,503 --> 00:12:39,703
What kind of mayor are you? Where's
the riverfront clean-up project?!
295
00:12:39,761 --> 00:12:42,506
- I'm a third-term --
- (Matt) (howls)
296
00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:46,727
(Man) Power system re-engaged.
297
00:12:46,762 --> 00:12:49,012
Power system shutting down.
298
00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:51,014
Do that again.
299
00:12:55,187 --> 00:12:58,021
(howls)
300
00:12:58,023 --> 00:13:00,907
Power system re-engaged.
301
00:13:00,943 --> 00:13:02,776
-Power system shutting down.
-Your deaths are on hold.
302
00:13:02,861 --> 00:13:05,078
This werewolf
just might get us home.
303
00:13:11,286 --> 00:13:13,086
I never had an affair.
304
00:13:13,122 --> 00:13:15,088
(scoffs)
305
00:13:15,447 --> 00:13:18,974
I made up that story
so your mother would leave me.
306
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:23,561
I felt the both of you would be
safer without me around.
307
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:26,183
I didn't know
she was going...
308
00:13:26,218 --> 00:13:27,434
to kill her--
309
00:13:27,469 --> 00:13:29,219
to kill herself.
310
00:13:30,972 --> 00:13:34,690
I'll never be able
to forgive myself.
311
00:13:36,478 --> 00:13:38,728
I could only hope
you could find it in your heart
312
00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:40,981
to forgive me.
313
00:13:43,986 --> 00:13:44,951
(scoffs)
314
00:13:44,987 --> 00:13:46,286
Fine.
315
00:13:46,321 --> 00:13:48,905
I'll do all the talking.
316
00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:51,741
I'm sorry, okay?
317
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,376
I'm sorry
about walking out.
318
00:13:53,412 --> 00:13:55,212
I'm sorry
about your mother.
319
00:13:55,247 --> 00:13:56,797
I'm sorry about the fact
320
00:13:56,832 --> 00:13:58,711
that you've never, ever
killed a werewolf.
321
00:14:00,419 --> 00:14:01,384
Come aga-he-yump?
322
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:04,087
Uh-oh.
323
00:14:04,089 --> 00:14:06,923
(insects chirping)
324
00:14:12,397 --> 00:14:15,065
Ahh.
325
00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:18,902
Ah! Mmm.
326
00:14:18,937 --> 00:14:20,103
Haa!
327
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,441
(laughs)
328
00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:28,111
Oh! Oh!
329
00:14:28,113 --> 00:14:30,780
...all-loving Mother Nature,
330
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:36,169
I look to you for some sign
of spiritual enlightenment.
331
00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:43,126
(reggae music playing)
332
00:14:43,128 --> 00:14:46,129
(Barrett) Oooh!
333
00:14:52,221 --> 00:14:54,070
Barrett...
334
00:14:54,106 --> 00:14:57,340
Step away. this is official
Neon Joe business.
335
00:14:57,376 --> 00:14:59,442
It knows my name!
336
00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:02,145
You got to step back.
337
00:15:02,147 --> 00:15:04,865
You want to have sex?
Oh!
338
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,150
It is a sign
from Mother Nature!
339
00:15:07,152 --> 00:15:09,152
(panting)
340
00:15:09,154 --> 00:15:10,987
I'm a-coming.
I'm coming.
341
00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:11,988
Step back!
342
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,240
Step back!
Oh, yeah.
343
00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:15,959
Ohhhh!
344
00:15:15,994 --> 00:15:18,995
(insects chirping loudly)
345
00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:22,332
346
00:15:44,406 --> 00:15:46,356
What?
347
00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:51,494
Son, I know you think
you've been tracking me,
348
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:54,698
but I've been tracking you
your whole life.
349
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:58,274
No one knows better how to kill
a werewolf than a werewolf.
350
00:16:00,122 --> 00:16:01,705
(shuffles)
351
00:16:01,757 --> 00:16:05,041
South Dakota,
in the Badlands.
352
00:16:05,043 --> 00:16:06,259
(shuffles)
353
00:16:06,295 --> 00:16:09,846
Albuquerque,
in that drainage ditch.
354
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,965
I was with you
the whole time.
355
00:16:13,936 --> 00:16:15,218
I kept my distance
pretty good.
356
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:19,055
Timed my shots
so you never knew I was there.
357
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,440
Yeah, that's right!
358
00:16:20,475 --> 00:16:22,309
That's how you kill
a werewolf, Joe!
359
00:16:22,361 --> 00:16:25,862
(wolf howls)
You take on Joe, you gonna lose!
360
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,230
(shuffles)
361
00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:30,116
I also nourished you at night
when I had a chance,
362
00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:32,202
doing dream feed.
363
00:16:32,237 --> 00:16:33,987
(suckling, coughs)
He-yump.
364
00:16:34,039 --> 00:16:37,240
I was just a dad
watching out for his child.
365
00:16:37,242 --> 00:16:39,793
(shuffles)
366
00:16:39,828 --> 00:16:42,963
I'm sorry... son.
367
00:16:45,884 --> 00:16:47,751
He-yump!
368
00:16:47,803 --> 00:16:50,887
You know, I -- I always wondered
what I would say
369
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,807
if I ever got the chance
to kill you.
370
00:16:53,842 --> 00:16:58,178
In my fantasy scenario,
I got you tied up on your knees.
371
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,232
Stick my gun in your mouth,
say something macho like,
372
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,768
"You chew the math."
373
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:07,937
Seem funny and cool
all at the same time.
374
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:08,938
Please, son.
375
00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:11,107
Hey,
don't you call me son.
376
00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:12,659
I'm not your son.
377
00:17:12,711 --> 00:17:13,743
Go easy, Joe.
378
00:17:13,745 --> 00:17:15,128
Hey, this session over.
379
00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:17,580
Now, I suggest you leave
right away,
380
00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:20,047
'cause soon as I get
this chip-chop machine
381
00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:22,251
off my peepee,
blood gonna spill.
382
00:17:22,253 --> 00:17:25,088
(sobs)
383
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,472
Ah...
384
00:17:26,508 --> 00:17:27,473
-Ah...
-Wait.
385
00:17:27,509 --> 00:17:28,558
Wait, your penotine!
386
00:17:28,593 --> 00:17:32,645
(moaning)
387
00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:35,982
Mother Nature feels good.
388
00:17:36,017 --> 00:17:37,984
Barrett!
Aaah!
389
00:17:38,019 --> 00:17:40,019
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
390
00:17:40,071 --> 00:17:41,437
It worked!
391
00:17:41,489 --> 00:17:43,406
We had a baby!
392
00:17:43,441 --> 00:17:45,992
(crying)
393
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:49,746
After thousands of years
of trying to power the ship,
394
00:17:49,781 --> 00:17:53,396
the thing that just might get us
home is a werewolf howl.
395
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:57,370
There is more raw,
condensed energy in that howl
396
00:17:57,422 --> 00:18:01,341
than 100,000 gallons
of diesel fuel.
397
00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:04,127
And yet it's not enough.
398
00:18:04,129 --> 00:18:05,628
We need more.
399
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,013
But how?
400
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,717
(breathing heavily)
401
00:18:10,769 --> 00:18:12,301
(struggling)
402
00:18:12,303 --> 00:18:13,469
Ah!
403
00:18:13,521 --> 00:18:17,056
(grunting)
404
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:22,612
(groaning)
405
00:18:26,317 --> 00:18:28,117
(guillotine snaps)
406
00:18:28,153 --> 00:18:29,152
My dignity!
407
00:18:29,154 --> 00:18:31,537
(howls)
408
00:18:31,573 --> 00:18:33,539
(Man) Power system re-engaged.
409
00:18:38,296 --> 00:18:39,495
I'll be damned.
410
00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:41,330
(Man) Power system shutting down.
411
00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:43,249
(screeches)
412
00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:55,344
(screeching)
413
00:18:58,149 --> 00:19:01,184
414
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:18,668
(door opens)
415
00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:26,459
(sniffs)
Mmm.
416
00:19:26,511 --> 00:19:28,294
(speaks indistinctly)
417
00:19:44,529 --> 00:19:45,478
Whoa.
418
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:49,115
(werewolf howling)
419
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:52,285
420
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,241
Neon --
421
00:19:58,293 --> 00:20:01,494
(werewolf howling)
422
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,484
He-yah!
423
00:20:12,676 --> 00:20:14,509
Yeah! Yeah!
424
00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:17,311
I knew buckercise
would pay off!
425
00:20:17,355 --> 00:20:19,779
Whoo-hoo!
426
00:20:21,432 --> 00:20:24,100
(high-pitched) Neon Joe!
427
00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:30,581
Neon Joe!
428
00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:33,738
Down here!
429
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,281
(deep voice)
What the he-yump?
430
00:20:38,347 --> 00:20:41,411
Red ones shrink you down,
green ones make you grow.
431
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,207
Sheriff!
432
00:20:48,301 --> 00:20:50,885
Aah! What?
433
00:20:51,045 --> 00:20:53,513
Eat this!
434
00:20:53,548 --> 00:20:55,660
(grunts)
435
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,259
I got it!
436
00:20:57,852 --> 00:20:59,045
Okay.
437
00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:01,222
Here it goes!
438
00:21:03,065 --> 00:21:05,295
Everything you need to know
439
00:21:05,536 --> 00:21:07,216
is right in here.
440
00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:10,044
What is that?
My daddy dick?
441
00:21:10,231 --> 00:21:12,065
(laughs)
Ah, he-yump.
442
00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:14,200
Yeah, you go with Joe,
you going down!
443
00:21:14,298 --> 00:21:15,264
Yeah, you dead now!
444
00:21:15,319 --> 00:21:16,510
Get on up in here.
445
00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:17,889
You don't [bleep]
with this guy!
446
00:21:17,956 --> 00:21:19,155
That's right!
[Bleep] yeah!
447
00:21:19,542 --> 00:21:20,532
(gunshots)
448
00:21:20,596 --> 00:21:21,747
It's 1991.
449
00:21:21,785 --> 00:21:23,795
I don't [bleep] around
like I did in the '80s
450
00:21:23,808 --> 00:21:25,057
when I went to the disco.
451
00:21:25,214 --> 00:21:26,713
Try to come out with me.
452
00:21:26,756 --> 00:21:28,456
You dead in the ground, Jack!
453
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,038
Yeah!
Get on up in he-yump!
454
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:34,155
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