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Previously on
Neon Joe, Werewolf He-yump...
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(Carol) What's the matter?
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This whole thing taking you back
to your time in Seattle?
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You shot that kid
holding a hoagie.
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Oh, sure, focus on the guy
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who happened to laser his pubes
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right when Neon Joe
was collecting pubes.
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(Joe) If Matt was attacked,
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there's a very good chance
he was infected.
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Just like I thought.
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He a wolf.
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(sobbing) My baby!
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(gunfire)
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Enemy approaching!
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Warn Jimenez!
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I'm out!
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Switching to .50 caliber!
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It's not working!
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Don't shoot that!
It's not a gun!
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What?!
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Don't shoot,
it's a sandwich!
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(gunshot)
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(sighs)
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Sync & corrections by dwigt
addic7ed.com
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Episode 01x03
"Bark Bark Yum Yum"
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(Joe) Getting Susan
to end her son's life
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will be a challenge, to be sure,
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but I am nine for nine
when it comes to
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convincing mothers of children
in werewolf-induced coma
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to pull the plug,
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And I look forward
to making it an even 10.
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A.K.A. a Joe's dozen.
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He-yump!
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Hot chowder,
coming through!
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Ooh, hello, Neon Joe!
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(indistinct conversations)
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What going on in he-yump?
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Susan runs a speed-dating night
called It's just chowder.
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People meet over a bowl
of chowder, nice and casual,
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see where it takes them
from there.
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No pressure.
It's just chowder.
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Yeah, you can tell I-I-I-I --
I like to sing.
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You know
(operatically)
Ahhhh!
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Can I have your chowder?
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Hey!
I'm ready for some chowder.
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Nice try, Dave.
You're banned.
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Tell me
I can't have chowder.
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He threw up on someone
last week. Heh.
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But we have got to get you
in the next round.
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Oh, no, no.
No, thank you.
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I got a very strict
pre-date ritual I stick to.
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Wash my pits,
I squeeze one out.
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But I came to talk to Susan,
anyway.
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We can do that
another night.
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(blows whistle)
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And time!
Switch it up.
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Take over for a minute.
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Oh, do-do, bah, bah, bah
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Do, do, do, do,
boo-boom
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Chicka, chicka, chicka,
chicka, chicka
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Beat it, Angela.
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Cha, cha, cha, cha
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Boop, a-doop, boop
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Boo-boop, boop-a doo
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Chowder.
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So, Joe, what did you
want to talk about?
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We could also head over
to my place
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and talk
between the sheets.
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Yeah, uh, I believe
that it is time to talk about
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releasing your poor boy
to the great beyond.
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Time's up.
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Switch!
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Don't forget,
it's just chowder.
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Can I have your chowder?
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Oh, sure.
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How you doing, Sonny?
Man, that chowder night fun.
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Get lucky? Gonna be
sexting someone tonight?
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No, I didn't have a chance
to wash my pits
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and squeeze one out.
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I did talk to Susan,
but, uh, that didn't go so good.
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Susan?
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Surprised you're here.
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How you mean?
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Ever since Matt
went into his coma,
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she's been here every night.
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I guess some people grieve
by getting wasted
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and screwing dudes
in the bathroom.
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Screwing dudes
in the bathroom, huh?
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Well, he-yump,
think about pursuing
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the possible sexual angle
with Susan.
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Hey, Neon Joe,
Look how sweaty I am!
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What he watching?
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Oh, Sheriff made
an exercise video.
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All proceeds go to victims
of police violence.
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....Two, three!
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Switch hands!
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-Ahhh. Ahhh.
-Police violence.
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He-yump.
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Hey, where's Sheriff,
anyway?
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I thought all the gals
in Garrity
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want to slurp up
on that hunky chowder.
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No, that thing with the kid
in Seattle really messed him up.
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Destroyed his marriage.
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Your new partner is about as
twisted as a pretzel doing yoga.
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A pretzel doing yoga?
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(laughing)
Good one, Sonny.
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News flash.
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Sheriff a yoga pretzel.
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Well, I appreciate
that tip, Sonny.
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I'll see you around.
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Mmm!
Boy, I got to tell you,
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I usually prefer
my clams bearded,
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but, uh, this tender
bivalve flesh
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teabagging my taste buds
just fine.
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(laughs)
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(gulping)
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Ever since Neon Joe
got to town,
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it's all "Neon Joe's
gonna find out about us.
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"Neon Joe has a recorder
with information on it."
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The biggest threat
we have to anybody
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finding out about us
is you!
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Done.
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Put that back together!
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(scoffs)
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You are the only one of us
who ever really wanted
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to be friends
with these humans.
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Maybe you can exploit that
with Neon Joe
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and find out
what's on that recorder.
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Or can you not handle a mission
of that magnitude?
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No.
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Good.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm off to play darts
with my current lover.
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And if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to make a lasagna.
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This steel beast
is one tough ride.
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But the results you get
in your triceps and abs
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will be your reward.
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That's how you buckercise!
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Yeeee-he-yump!
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A-whoa, horsey!
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A-whoa!
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(laughs)
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(beeps)
Neon Joe.
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Heard about
your little exercise videos.
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Interesting choice of charity,
victims of police violence.
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Yeah, so?
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Now, why do I got
a sneaky feeling
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that all the proceeds
are going to a certain mom
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of a particular kid
that just happened to be
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killed dead in a hoagie-related
whoopsie-doodle?
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So what if it does?
It helps me feel better.
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I've never met her,
I've never seen her,
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and that's exactly the way
I like it.
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Whoa, slow down, Sheriff.
Slow down.
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It's time to clear your head
and man up.
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We can't have you hitting
the pause button
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drawing your weapon
when that werewolf show up.
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(wolf howls)
Right?
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Or -- Or if Matt come out
of that coma,
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Georgia have
that little wolf baby.
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No, the -- the --
the key to drawing
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your metallic gun
without hesitation
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is to start by drawing
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your wiener gun
with lubrication.
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Now come on.
Let me set you up on a date.
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(groans)
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Now, ho-hold up, now.
Hold up, now.
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It's just chowder.
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Dead...hoagie...he-yump.
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Oh, yeah.
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(muffled moaning)
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Quit beating your meat,
Dave!
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(moaning continues)
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Relax.
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You wash your pits
and squeeze one out?
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What?
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Man,
don't no one in this town
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got no pre-date routine?
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Who's my date?
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Someone you never met,
but got a lot in common.
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Single mom
from the Northwest.
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Seattle, to be specific.
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You son of a bitch.
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Oh, too late.
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Oh, my God.
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Right on time.
Oh, here you go. Come on in.
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(breathing heavily)
Oh, no -- no tears, now. No tears.
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Here you go. Got a --
got a table all set for you.
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Have a seat.
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Now, Karen, Sheriff.
Sheriff, Karen.
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And, uh, don't forget,
it just chowder.
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I just wanted to say
that --
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You've been sending the money,
haven't you?
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-Listen --
-Here you go. You go--
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You got to have the chowder
for it to be just chowder,
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Am I right?
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I didn't have anything
to do with this.
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Cracker?
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I would've never --
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Pepper?
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Pepper?
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I would've never
have asked you --
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Spoon?
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Bon app?-he-yump.
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(monitor beeping)
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(monitor beeping rapidly)
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(monitor beeping)
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While Sheriff getting over
his mental hump,
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I'm gonna be getting on
my pelvic bump.
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(chuckles)
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Hey, Neon Joe!
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Oh, hey there, Sonny.
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Say, you up
for a little 'bee?
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Oh, well, I would love to,
but I got important
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werewolf business to tend to.
(wolf howls)
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How about a rain check?
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Sure.
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All right.
See you around.
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Can't wait to see the look
on Susan face
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when I start to give her
the hee-haw he-yump.
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The buttering-up
has commenced.
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(slurps)
Mmm-mmm!
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This bramble-grape tea
is simply divine, Susan.
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Um...
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I would like to apologize
for being so, uh, insensitive
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to your grieving emotional state
the other night.
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Thank you.
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Beautiful artwork,
by the way.
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Thank you.
I do them myself.
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Oh, well, uh,
perhaps I'll be lucky enough
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if one day
maybe you'll, uh, do me.
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(sighing) He-yump.
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Perhaps.
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Might I offer you
a foot rub?
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Sure.
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Yeah, why don't you
pop that right on over he-yump?
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Mm.
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Ooh.
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Now, I know it difficult
to talk about your son,
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but I would
like to remind you
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that, uh,
he's got a very slim chance
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coming out that coma.
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Any not-so-slim chance
you like to suck toes?
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Yeah, now you talking
Joe's language, he-yump.
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Uh-he-yump.
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(moans)
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(muffled) Even if he do
come out of it,
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He's still a werewolf.
(wolf howls)
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Let's skip the werewolf stuff
and focus on the toe sucking.
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Your boy gonna die.
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Could be a silver bullet
to the brain.
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(wolf howls)
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Or could be his mother
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giving him a gentle push
258
00:11:01,819 --> 00:11:04,070
into the blissful beyond
259
00:11:04,211 --> 00:11:08,300
as she lovingly, tenderly
260
00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:10,793
pull the plug.
261
00:11:11,048 --> 00:11:13,796
You can see yourself out.
262
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,132
Huh?
263
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:19,304
And you suck toes,
you don't lick them.
264
00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:26,475
My fully-engorged
schwang-doodle says otherwise.
265
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,426
Yeah.
266
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,904
(clapping)
267
00:11:37,315 --> 00:11:40,900
I'm glad to hear you're also
having dreams about your son.
268
00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:43,819
I mean, I'm not happy
you're having dreams,
269
00:11:43,821 --> 00:11:45,321
I'm -- I'm just saying...
270
00:11:45,323 --> 00:11:48,407
Look, we're forever connected
by the worst day in our lives.
271
00:11:48,409 --> 00:11:50,876
Maybe now we put all that
behind us.
272
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,894
It's nice to have someone to
talk to about this whole thing.
273
00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,473
I'm glad
you decided to stay.
274
00:11:55,532 --> 00:11:57,065
(knocking)
275
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,033
Bark, bark, yum, yum!
276
00:11:59,035 --> 00:12:00,785
Excuse me?
277
00:12:00,932 --> 00:12:02,431
Bark, bark, yum, yum!
278
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,641
Yeah, okay, Dave.
See you later.
279
00:12:08,012 --> 00:12:09,728
What was that all about?
280
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,398
(scoffs) Let's just say
you've met the town drunk.
281
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,849
(both chuckle lightly)
282
00:12:13,851 --> 00:12:16,035
So, um, how did you raise
all that money
283
00:12:16,064 --> 00:12:17,903
for the charity, anyway?
284
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,523
My bull.
285
00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:22,691
So, I settled
on "Buckercise."
286
00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:24,860
It's actually
a pretty good workout.
287
00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:28,998
But...guess I won't have to make
these videos anymore.
288
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,417
Forbidden fruit.
289
00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:33,452
Oh!
290
00:12:33,454 --> 00:12:35,254
I can't believe
I said that out loud.
291
00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:36,672
Oh, that's okay.
292
00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:39,675
I was actually thinking
the same thing.
293
00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:43,762
Nicely played, Sheriff.
294
00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,714
I'd say that forbidden fruit
295
00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:48,314
about to get
a whole lot more bidden.
296
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,864
297
00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:51,567
298
00:14:00,766 --> 00:14:03,517
My number.
Let's keep in touch.
299
00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:04,685
Will do.
300
00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:07,554
Hey!
Bark, bark, yum, yum!
301
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,439
(laughing) Oh, man!
302
00:14:10,108 --> 00:14:12,525
How many town drunks
you guys have? (laughs)
303
00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:15,729
Trust me,
you are not a dog.
304
00:14:17,115 --> 00:14:19,783
I-I mean, like,
you're, like, a total fox.
305
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:21,701
(laughs)
306
00:14:26,195 --> 00:14:28,245
Call you when I land.
307
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,390
All right.
308
00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:31,278
Got myself a girlfriend
309
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,146
-
Bark, bark, yum, yum
- (TV) The Action news
310
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:35,282
-
Got myself a girlfriend
- will be right back
311
00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:37,200
-
Bark, bark, yum, yum
- after the break.
312
00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:40,538
Bark, bark, yum, yum,
Grayson's dog food
313
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,840
(Karen) When I think about
the best nutrition for my dog,
314
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,759
I think about
four simple words --
315
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,261
Bark, bark, yum, yum.
316
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,763
(echoing)
Bark, bark, yum, yum.
317
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,431
(distorted)
Bark, bark, yum, yum.
318
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,600
Yum, yum. Yum, yum.
319
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,602
(muscles creak)
320
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,321
(monitor beeping)
321
00:14:59,991 --> 00:15:03,076
(monitor beeping rapidly)
322
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,106
He-yump! He-yump!
He-yump! He-yump!
323
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,275
He-yump! He-yump!
He-yump! He-yump!
324
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,727
All right, good.
Good.
325
00:15:11,729 --> 00:15:12,694
Let's take five.
326
00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:14,029
You got a good jab.
327
00:15:14,031 --> 00:15:16,231
We got to work on
that uppercut, he-yump,
328
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:17,949
When I get back
from the little boys' room.
329
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,068
-Okay, Neon Joe.
-Real good.
330
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:23,905
You like Rocky Balboa, he-yump,
and I'm Apollo he-yump.
331
00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:31,913
(Joe) Yeah, that mayor cute,
even if she a lez.
332
00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:33,999
Guess I'm --(fast-forwarding)
333
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,468
I'm pretty sure I can
un-lezify her no prob.
334
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,920
All I got to do --
(fast-forwarding)
335
00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:41,590
Now I know
what brought me to Garrity.
336
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,479
Not just werewolf.
337
00:15:43,513 --> 00:15:46,464
Something else
going on in this town.
338
00:15:46,532 --> 00:15:50,083
Big secret's
about to be revealed.
339
00:15:50,152 --> 00:15:52,936
I do believe
I'm emotionally ready
340
00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:56,773
to take on the responsibility
of a new best friend.
341
00:15:56,808 --> 00:16:00,393
Sonny Coco has emerged
as top candidate.
342
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:04,112
Back to my burrito.
343
00:16:04,114 --> 00:16:05,497
Your footwork coming along
real good.
344
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,416
But, now, don't forget,
when you're in that ring,
345
00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:09,451
stick and he-yump,
stick and he-yump.
346
00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:10,619
-Right?
-All right. okay.
347
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:11,787
See you later, Neon Joe.
348
00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:12,921
All right, Sonny.
Good job.
349
00:16:12,923 --> 00:16:14,706
Well, hello there,
Sheriff.
350
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,008
I heard Karen left town
this afternoon.
351
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:21,546
Take it you two had a
forbiddenly fruitful good time.
352
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,799
(laughs)
353
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,559
Bark, bark, yum, yum.
354
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:36,645
That's far enough.
Turn around.
355
00:16:37,815 --> 00:16:39,981
You gonna
blow my brains out?
356
00:16:39,983 --> 00:16:41,116
Nope.
357
00:16:41,118 --> 00:16:42,651
Just this.
358
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,619
He-yump!
359
00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:45,871
All right,
I deserved that.
360
00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:48,323
But you calm down now,
you hear?
361
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:50,659
I called the real mom,
she told me to go to hell.
362
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,244
So I had to hire
an actress.
363
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:54,379
From a national
dog-food commercial?!
364
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,881
He-yump!
365
00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:57,097
(grunts)
366
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,336
It worked, though.
367
00:16:58,338 --> 00:17:00,171
I saw
what you did to her "t."
368
00:17:00,173 --> 00:17:01,556
I saw
what you did to her "v."
369
00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:03,224
I was -- I was watching
the whole thing
370
00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:04,425
on my b's, man.
371
00:17:04,427 --> 00:17:06,079
I saw it all.
372
00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:08,716
Yeah. You had some crazy
actress sex.
373
00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,271
You ought to be
thanking me.
374
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,431
(cellphone rings)
375
00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:16,018
Dalton.
376
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,437
Okay.
I'm on my way.
377
00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:20,239
There's an emergency
at Dave Blonger's.
378
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:22,024
This isn't over,
though.
379
00:17:22,026 --> 00:17:23,409
He-yump! Oh!
380
00:17:26,847 --> 00:17:28,347
Dave Blonger
was the werewolf.
381
00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:30,932
(wolf howls)
(Joe) Yeah, bark, bark, yum, yum.
382
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:33,769
More like ouch, ouch,
spoom, spoom!
383
00:17:33,771 --> 00:17:34,770
(laughs)
384
00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:35,937
Oh, he-yump.
385
00:17:35,939 --> 00:17:38,607
Look at this right here.
386
00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:39,588
Oh, yeah.
387
00:17:39,607 --> 00:17:41,777
I hope he didn't die
before pleasuring himself
388
00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:43,328
to this hot piece of tush.
389
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,363
(chuckles)
390
00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:45,664
He-yump.
391
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,999
Looks like Dave Blonger died
in the act
392
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:51,203
of autoerotically
asphyxiating himself.
393
00:17:51,205 --> 00:17:52,788
Just as I suspected.
394
00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:54,373
Human turn into werewolf.
395
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:57,342
(wolf howls)
If it die while in human form.
396
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,461
Otherwise known
as a flipsy-flopsy
397
00:17:59,463 --> 00:18:02,264
from the usual way it happen.
398
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:07,269
Huh.
399
00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:08,720
What have we here?
400
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,807
Sheriff,
take a look at this.
401
00:18:11,809 --> 00:18:13,809
Contact lenses.
402
00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:16,194
Moon-proof contact lens.
403
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:19,398
That's how he was able
to control it the whole time.
404
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,656
He knew Joe was on the case,
so he threw in the towel.
405
00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:25,981
Or, rather,
choked himself with the towel,
406
00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,513
got in one final 'gasm.
407
00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:30,792
Wow.
This whole time.
408
00:18:30,794 --> 00:18:32,994
Well, I guess it's over.
409
00:18:32,996 --> 00:18:34,663
Well, except for Matt.
410
00:18:34,665 --> 00:18:36,500
Yeah.
411
00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:38,119
And except for this.
412
00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:39,351
He-yump!
413
00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:41,403
In any case,
I'm very happy to announce
414
00:18:41,405 --> 00:18:43,939
that a month-long
reign of supernatural terror
415
00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:44,940
is over in Garrity.
416
00:18:44,942 --> 00:18:46,754
The werewolf is dead.
417
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,945
Awesome! Great news!
418
00:18:49,947 --> 00:18:51,747
Mayor, what about
the boy in the coma?
419
00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:53,949
Technically there's still
a werewolf here in Garrity.
420
00:18:53,951 --> 00:18:55,417
Why keep it alive?
Why wait?
421
00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:56,702
(Man) Yeah, why?
422
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:58,420
Sheriff Dalton
can answer those details.
423
00:18:58,422 --> 00:18:59,788
If you'll excuse me,
424
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,508
I'm off to have scones
with my current lover.
425
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,176
Thank you, Mayor.
426
00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:07,880
Um, Matt's mother, Susan Duane,
has yet to give consent --
427
00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:10,549
Uh, actually, uh,
th-the breakthrough in the case
428
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:12,634
came due to an extensive
sensual angle
429
00:19:12,636 --> 00:19:15,200
that I've been pursuing
with Ms. Duane.
430
00:19:15,258 --> 00:19:18,023
She'll be pulling the plug
on her son, and soon.
431
00:19:18,552 --> 00:19:20,218
I stake my reputation on it.
432
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,056
That's all for today.
Y'all can he-yump.
433
00:19:23,504 --> 00:19:24,954
Oh, hey, Sonny.
434
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,092
Congratulations cracking
the case, Neon Joe.
435
00:19:27,094 --> 00:19:29,211
Oh, thank you, buddy.
I appreciate that.
436
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:33,048
That's not a gun.
437
00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:35,768
I know.
438
00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:39,521
(Man) Enjoy your meal.
439
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:41,273
(thunder crashes)
440
00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:42,641
Aah!
441
00:19:42,643 --> 00:19:44,943
(breathing heavily)
442
00:19:44,945 --> 00:19:47,446
I got clean pits
and an empty colon.
443
00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:51,367
Free and clear to focus on
getting Susan to pull the plug.
444
00:19:51,781 --> 00:19:54,903
Maybe get my jock rocked
in the process.
445
00:19:57,074 --> 00:20:00,576
Remember,
the son you knew is gone.
446
00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:02,328
You need to think
of all the sons
447
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,545
and future sons of Garrity
448
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,289
that you'll be saving
by doing this.
449
00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:07,583
I think
it's time we both let go.
450
00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,893
Well, thanks for that
extra round of convincing.
451
00:20:09,893 --> 00:20:10,931
(chuckles)
452
00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:12,714
Can't wait to see my portrait
on your wall.
453
00:20:12,781 --> 00:20:15,375
These
are the longest noodles
454
00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:17,755
I have ever had to use.
455
00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:19,895
Oh, hey, what's up?
456
00:20:19,897 --> 00:20:21,897
I was just in there
doing your job.
457
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:28,771
Your measures are extreme,
but you were right.
458
00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:29,772
Thank you.
459
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:32,608
Yeah.
Thanks, Neon Joe.
460
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:35,444
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, good, good.
461
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:36,745
Just like how I planned.
462
00:20:36,747 --> 00:20:38,781
Drive you two
into each other's arms.
463
00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:40,999
Yeah, I bet
you were both thinking about me
464
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:44,336
right when you spurted spasms,
he-yump.
465
00:20:44,338 --> 00:20:45,504
Right?
466
00:20:45,506 --> 00:20:47,206
As far as I can tell,
all he's concerned about
467
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,590
is trying
to turn you straight.
468
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:50,042
Doesn't matter, though,
right?
469
00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:51,677
I mean,
the werewolf's dead,
470
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:53,545
Susan's gonna pull the plug
on Matt.
471
00:20:53,547 --> 00:20:54,963
Neon Joe
will be out of town.
472
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,632
We'll be in the clear.
473
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:58,767
I guess
you're off the hook.
474
00:20:58,769 --> 00:21:00,135
Now, if you'll excuse me,
475
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:02,805
I'm going to have frittatas
with my current lover.
476
00:21:03,808 --> 00:21:07,776
477
00:21:10,398 --> 00:21:13,148
Goodbye, best friend
that never was.
478
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:15,971
Hey, man.
Finish my puzzle.
479
00:21:18,192 --> 00:21:20,025
(groans)
480
00:21:21,325 --> 00:21:23,492
Uh, now it's time to, uh,
pull the plug
481
00:21:23,494 --> 00:21:26,829
on this particularly gruesome
chapter in Garrity's history.
482
00:21:26,831 --> 00:21:28,330
You ready to do this?
483
00:21:28,332 --> 00:21:29,331
Yes.
484
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,834
Uh, you're doing
the right thing, Susan.
485
00:21:31,836 --> 00:21:33,502
-(sighs)
-What's that?
486
00:21:33,504 --> 00:21:35,170
Some of
my homemade meatballs.
487
00:21:35,172 --> 00:21:38,807
They were Matt's favorite.
I just want him to go out happy.
488
00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,097
Oh, my God.
489
00:21:50,335 --> 00:21:53,238
I call dibs
on the meatballs.
490
00:21:55,526 --> 00:21:57,493
Yeeee-he-yump!
491
00:21:57,495 --> 00:21:58,494
Mmm!
492
00:21:58,496 --> 00:21:59,862
(laughs)
493
00:21:59,864 --> 00:22:01,363
Ride 'em, Joe!
494
00:22:01,365 --> 00:22:02,698
Whoo-hoo!
495
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,950
He-yump! He-yump!
496
00:22:04,952 --> 00:22:06,702
Oh, he-yump!
497
00:22:06,704 --> 00:22:07,870
Oh!
498
00:22:07,872 --> 00:22:09,705
Whoo! Yeah, baby!
499
00:22:09,707 --> 00:22:11,874
Yeah! Whoo!
500
00:22:11,876 --> 00:22:13,709
Yeee-he-yump!
501
00:22:13,711 --> 00:22:15,581
That meatball's good.
502
00:22:15,784 --> 00:22:18,512
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