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Oh, Skank!
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Fuck me!
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Hey.
What did you say?
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You teach him that?
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He heard it
in the locker room, Dad.
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- From who?
- Everyone.
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You know what it's like
in there.
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He shoots.
He scores!
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Wouldn't start again?
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- Was it the gas line?
- I don't know. I'll ask Tinker.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm.
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Take the sled, will ya?
I wanna wait for the mail.
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- The magazine's supposed to be here, express.
- Okay. Better be good.
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Of course it's gonna be good.
That's the whole point.
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I don't exactly trust
Chuckie boy.
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Come on.
Pass it off.
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All right.
Let's go again.
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Bailey!
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Hi, Bailey.
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Fat men don't shovel,
Bailey.
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No, it's dry.
It's dry.
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- Ew! Fuck me!
- That's a lung biscuit.
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Joey!
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That's it. Neither of you guys
are coming to the locker room again.
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John?
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Have a good game today.
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- God, it's cold!
- The taters are hot.
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Right here, Connor.
Thanks. Hot, hot, hot!
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- What the hell kind of bird is that?
- Bobby, throw some tape.
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- It's gonna be a hot one today.
- Hey, tape!
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- Hey, is the magazine out yet?
- Monday.
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- Johnny's supposed to get a copy expressed.
- Maybe we made the cover.
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- We ain't on the cover.
- He said it would be a big story with pictures.
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Yeah, Chuck exaggerates.
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Hey, guys, you are
not gonna believe this.
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Sarah Heinz.
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I know!
She's supposed to be this shy girl.
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I figure, what the hell.
I ain't that attractive.
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I'll vaccinate her quick, get home for an
early sack, beat what's left of the bishop.
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Like this?
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- She's much fatter naked. Yeah!
- No.
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I'm telling you, she got her February
fat now in the second week in December.
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She's riding me
like a wet walrus,
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making these fat sounds.
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- Thwap, thwap, thwap.
- The boy's got no shame.
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You're a sick man, Skank.
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- Hey, you got the magazine? Damn.
- The mail didn't come yet.
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- Hey.
- What?
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- You kill one more wolf...
- Ain't no sheriffin' in here.
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I ain't sheriffin'. I'm just
a teammate concerned for his freedom.
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Come on, boys.
Let's move it.
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It's two tenths below zero.
The committee won't be happy.
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- The committee.
- You seen Weeks lately? He's been skating the river.
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I don't care. I'm about to be on
the cover of Sports Illustrated.
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That photographer said I have
one of those expressive faces.
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- A face that tells a story.
- Too bad it's a tragedy.
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- A comedy.
- A horror story.
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Come on, guys.
Let's start gettin' our heads into it.
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Like Connor says,
that Weeks kid, he's got jump.
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I'm tellin' you, Tree,
there's rumors.
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One of us is going down.
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Let's go! Let's move!
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Let's go!
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Good game!
Good game!
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Stretch 'em out.
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- Let's do it, Sheriff.
- Sticks!
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- Line 'em up, Michael!
- Don't give me Tree. I wanna win this week.
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- I win no matter what side, huh?
- Win this, Tree.
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- Maybe it's you and me, huh?
- Winetka.
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Here.
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- Paul.
- Brown's the winner.
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- Dad!
- Thanks, Mikey.
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Tree!
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- You see Stevie Weeks yesterday?
- Chump.
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You think
we gotta do it?
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- Birdie!
- Try and pass me!
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- Give it to me!
- Try it! Try it!
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Pass! Damn!
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Whoo!
All right!
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Soon, it'll be you
out there.
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- Oh, I don't know.
- It will, Stevie.
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- Ow!
- Daddy!
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There are things you do in public...
and things you don't.
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We're just kissing.
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For God's sakes.
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Geez.
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Very effective, Walter.
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Nipped in the bud.
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- MaryJane.
- You got it?
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I got it. Look. It's three pages
with pictures and profiles.
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- There's John.
- A mix between Bobby Bond and Moose DuPark.
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Yeah,
he won't like that.
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"Clears the crease like a snowplow. "
Well, he can't not like that.
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Come on.
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- Honey. Look at this.
- Hey.
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- The mayor should get first look. Not bad, right?
- Wow.
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Son of a piss whore.
Our town in Sports Illustrated.
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Listen to this.
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"The legendary hockey players of
Mystery, Alaska, were born on skates...
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in a world perpetually covered
with ice and snow.
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Isolated by rugged mountains
and vast glaciers,
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they hone their skills
by playing each other,
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Saturday after Saturday,
for as long as anyone can remember.
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The citizens attend with
religious devotion in sub-zero weather.
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A committee of town fathers
decides who plays and by what rules.
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The game has become
more than a sport.
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It's a weekly
ritual celebration. "
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"The Winetka brothers
forecheck like gophers.
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When a puck goes into a corner,
a Winetka comes out with it.
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- Yeah!
- Read. Read!
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And then there's
Connor Banks.
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- Connor!
- What about Connor Banks?
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Montreal had its rocket.
Mystery has its cruise missile!"
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The only rocket you got
is your meat whistle.
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Hang on. Hang on. " Perfecting the art
of the pass is John Biebe,
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whose precision and accuracy more
than compensate for slowness of foot.
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- The only player without lightning speed.
- Every team needs its thumper.
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Fuck 'em, Johnny. Fuck 'em.
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On pure skating ability,
the boys of Mystery, Alaska...
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rival any team in
the National Hockey League!"
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That's us!
That's us!
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And isn't it exciting
for Charlie...
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And isn't it exciting
for Charlie...
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getting his article published
in Sports Illustrated?
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I bet this is a big
accomplishment for him.
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He kind of embellished
a little.
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He's always been so smart, that Charlie.
I knew when he left he'd make it big.
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Well, actually, I heard he left
'cause he skated like a homosexual.
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You think because you scored two goals
today, you played a good game?
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We don't talk about hockey at the table.
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We've been talking about it
for 20 minutes.
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00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:41,542
We've been talking
about the magazine.
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Which is about hockey.
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Can't we just enjoy
the attention tonight?
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Sports Illustrated,
for God's sakes.
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Hockey is played
at both ends of the ice.
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You, you coast in your own zone.
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You skate like a figure skater.
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And when you get the puck,
you don't pass.
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More potatoes?
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00:12:14,697 --> 00:12:16,782
No.
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I've lost my appetite.
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Oh...
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He never made the Saturday game.
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That's what's bothering him.
Why should he tell me how to play?
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- He played college 2-A, Birdie.
- 2-A isn't the Saturday game.
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- That's enough.
- Well, he started it!
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Margie has relatives
in Waterville, Maine.
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She said as soon
as Price World moved in,
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all the local shops
went right out of business.
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Price World's not gonna come, Mom.
We're not big enough, for God's sakes.
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Well, they've been sniffin'.
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Oh, Skank.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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"On the left side,
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Skank Marden is a master
of sticky sores... "
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No, no, Shawnette.
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Um, remember, you want
to sound out the words.
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- Okay.
- Let's try again.
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"Skank Marden,
a master of the stick,
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scores on demand. "
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That's right. Good. Excellent.
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Tommy! What?
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Word is Biebe is out
and Weeks is going up.
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Really?
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- Don't get too far.
- Yeah, Dad.
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- Hey, Johnny.
- Hey.
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Thanks for coming, Johnny.
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Well, we can't hold
Stevie Weeks back any longer.
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You'll be first alternate,
of course.
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That's...
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There's more to the game than speed,
Scott. Experience counts.
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Which Stevie Weeks can't get
till we call him up.
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You've been in the Saturday game
13 years, Johnny.
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- That's a record!
- I can still play.
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When was the last time
you scored a goal?
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Look, it's not fair to the Weeks boy
to keep him back.
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And it's not fair
to the Saturday game.
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Shit!
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I gotta go.
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Donna's inside, Johnny.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm fine, Donna.
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We talked about this.
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We knew one day eventually...
I'm fine.
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Don't tell me you're fine.
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I better check on Mike.
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- You could've told me.
- I can't give you that kind of information.
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We're sleeping together,
for God's sakes.
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Skank, we're committing adultery. It's
not like I threw in trust as a perk.
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Honey.
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- Hi.
- Look, you, uh... you may have heard.
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- We just did it.
- I heard.
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And so did I,
and it's a big mistake.
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John Biebe is the anchor,
for God's sakes!
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Geez.
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Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!
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Guys, it ain't my birthday.
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It's better.
You're in the Saturday game!
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L- I could go down
as fast as I come up.
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- There's no way.
- Hey, I'm next. They'll be callin' me next.
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Hey, Mike.
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- Hey.
- Why don't you get yourself that milkshake?
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00:18:33,253 --> 00:18:35,671
Better not hear
your grades are dropping off.
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They-They won't, sir.
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You skate like you can
and you'll be fine.
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- Boys.
- Sheriff.
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- I ordered one for you too, Dad.
- Thanks, Mike.
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- Johnny?
- Yeah?
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You gotta get out to Gagney Grocers.
Connor Banks just shot a guy.
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Ow! Jesus!
What, did you put your finger in it?
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00:19:07,242 --> 00:19:09,369
- Try and hold still.
- Could you jam the oxygen tank...
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a little further up my ass, please?
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Have you done this before?
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- Who is he?
- A rep from Price World.
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Good. Twist it! Yeah, that helps.
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Think about trimming
those nails too, Tarzan.
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- Just try to hold it there.
- Are you trying to hurt me?
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Huh?
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- You okay?
- No, I'm not okay!
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Do I look like I'm okay?
The fucker shot me!
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What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck,
shithole town is this?
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I make a business call.
I give him my card.
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And the hick-ass fucker shoots
my foot off! Cock-fucking shit!
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- John, it was an accident.
- You read him his rights?
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- You have the right to remain silent.
- Oh, come on, John!
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00:19:55,078 --> 00:19:57,371
- I didn't mean to shoot him.
- Call Bailey Pruitt. Talk to him.
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Don't be saying
anything to me.
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Johnny, I heard.
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- I'm sorry.
- Connor, you just shot a guy.
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- Take him.
- Read him his rights.
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Cock-fucking suck-ass fucker!
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Have fun in jail, asshole!
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00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:16,222
They, uh,
got into a beef.
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- Connor pulled a pistol.
Happened over in feed.
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Says he was aiming at a sack
of Puppy Chow, trying to scare him.
238
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:26,148
He hit a wheelbarrow.
It ricocheted.
239
00:20:26,314 --> 00:20:29,317
- Ow! Ow, ow!
- Johnny?
240
00:20:29,442 --> 00:20:33,738
- Yeah?
- There's a helicopter hovering over town hall. Looks Russian.
241
00:20:58,803 --> 00:21:01,055
Whoa!
242
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,849
I'm slow in the feet?
243
00:21:04,016 --> 00:21:06,435
That's it?
That's all you got for me?
244
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:11,356
No, "Wow, nice helicopter"? No, " Hey,
great article in Sports Illustrated"?
245
00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:13,483
How's Donna doing?
Does she miss me?
246
00:21:15,151 --> 00:21:17,611
Twice in one year, Charlie.
What do you want this time?
247
00:21:19,822 --> 00:21:22,199
I come bearing
the New York Rangers.
248
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:26,536
The New York Rangers?
249
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,289
Yeah, I was pretty blown away myself.
250
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,292
But the article sparked some kind
of brainstorm at the NHL.
251
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:36,379
- Good writing, I guess.
- The New York Rangers.
252
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,422
The New York Rangers.
253
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,966
- In Mystery, Alaska?
- Right here.
254
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,926
To play against our boys?
255
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,012
The NHL feels it'll be
great publicity,
256
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:49,266
and the network figures
a 14 share, minimum.
257
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,851
All right.
258
00:21:52,018 --> 00:21:54,270
What's in it for you,
Charlie?
259
00:21:54,395 --> 00:21:56,397
Community pride.
260
00:21:56,564 --> 00:21:58,566
A sense of giving back to
the place where I grew up.
261
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,196
Money.
262
00:22:10,368 --> 00:22:15,706
If you all settle down, we'll, uh,
we'll try to answer all your questions.
263
00:22:15,873 --> 00:22:18,000
Now, nothing is definite.
264
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:21,795
There's still some dealing to be done
with the players' unions and things.
265
00:22:21,962 --> 00:22:25,299
But what needs to be decided first is,
do we want this game?
266
00:22:25,465 --> 00:22:29,594
- I won't kid ya, it would be
a goose to the economy.
267
00:22:29,719 --> 00:22:31,888
What economy?
268
00:22:33,139 --> 00:22:35,308
We can be serious
about this,
269
00:22:35,475 --> 00:22:39,103
or we can simply leave the decision to
the committee, which I'm quite happy to do.
270
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,355
Yes, Miram?
271
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,776
The question is,
do we really stand a chance?
272
00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:48,778
'Cause if all that's gonna happen
is we'll get laughed at,
273
00:22:48,945 --> 00:22:51,322
I'm not for it
at any price.
274
00:22:51,448 --> 00:22:53,741
That's fair. That's fair.
And to answer that,
275
00:22:53,825 --> 00:22:57,244
I'd like to call up here
someone we all know and...
276
00:22:57,453 --> 00:23:01,457
Well, we all know.
Charles Danner.
277
00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:11,549
Thanks. Um... Well, first of all,
it's really great to be back.
278
00:23:11,674 --> 00:23:15,052
Bullshit!
279
00:23:15,178 --> 00:23:17,763
Uh... Um, here's the thing.
280
00:23:17,847 --> 00:23:20,933
On a standard ice rink,
no, we don't come close.
281
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,560
But... our boys on a pond?
282
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,521
Now, hold on
just one second.
283
00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:31,192
You're using words
like "we" and "our boys. "
284
00:23:31,317 --> 00:23:33,361
You left this town,
Charlie Danner.
285
00:23:35,488 --> 00:23:37,323
You can't even skate.
286
00:23:39,158 --> 00:23:42,536
Plus, this may be
an old lady talking,
287
00:23:42,619 --> 00:23:45,539
but I've always thought
you were a bit of a prick.
288
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:50,877
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is a town meeting.
289
00:23:51,002 --> 00:23:54,922
Let's have some order,
for God's sakes! John.
290
00:23:55,089 --> 00:23:57,174
Could we make a game of it?
291
00:23:57,383 --> 00:23:59,218
Yeah, John.
292
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,727
Depends on rules.
293
00:24:08,852 --> 00:24:10,770
We play four on four.
They play five on five.
294
00:24:10,895 --> 00:24:12,772
Boards, offsides,
two-line passing.
295
00:24:12,939 --> 00:24:15,983
Rules that keep everything bunched.
It's a different kind of game.
296
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,903
John, excuse me, but this game
is gonna be played on a pond.
297
00:24:19,069 --> 00:24:20,946
- Hey, Chuck...
- One second.
298
00:24:21,071 --> 00:24:24,449
Everybody here always says on a pond,
nobody beats us, right? Nobody.
299
00:24:24,616 --> 00:24:27,911
Okay, well, you got a chance
to prove it now.
300
00:24:28,078 --> 00:24:30,789
John, can we win?
301
00:24:32,999 --> 00:24:37,545
Shooting, passing, stick handling...
The truth?
302
00:24:39,255 --> 00:24:40,923
Except for Connor,
nobody here comes close.
303
00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:42,758
Except for Connor,
nobody here comes close.
304
00:24:42,841 --> 00:24:44,718
But on the pond,
305
00:24:44,885 --> 00:24:48,597
black ice, wide open surface,
it's all about skating.
306
00:24:48,763 --> 00:24:50,890
And we can skate.
307
00:24:51,015 --> 00:24:54,852
Yeah, we can.
All right, man.
308
00:25:03,277 --> 00:25:05,904
The New York Rangers
are professionals.
309
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:10,241
Two things we've always had
in Mystery:
310
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:17,581
Our dignity
and our illusions.
311
00:25:17,707 --> 00:25:20,292
I suggest we cling to both.
312
00:25:35,181 --> 00:25:36,974
Where's the dignity
in not trying?
313
00:25:40,603 --> 00:25:42,604
I'll play those Rangers.
314
00:25:45,982 --> 00:25:49,277
- I'm in.
- I'll play.
315
00:25:49,402 --> 00:25:53,281
I'll beat 'em.
316
00:26:01,163 --> 00:26:03,832
As mayor of Mystery, Alaska,
317
00:26:03,957 --> 00:26:07,210
I'm gonna extend a little invitation
to the New York Rangers!
318
00:26:32,775 --> 00:26:34,944
Hey, Johnny!
319
00:26:35,111 --> 00:26:39,115
- This can't wait till tomorrow?
- No, no, we gotta be on the ice at sunup.
320
00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:41,909
If this game happens,
it's only 32 days away.
321
00:26:42,076 --> 00:26:44,286
We gotta get goin'.
322
00:26:44,453 --> 00:26:47,581
- I bet you're back on the team now, right?
- Maybe.
323
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:50,083
Well, they're not gonna play the Rangers
with just ten guys.
324
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:53,127
Here he comes.
325
00:26:53,252 --> 00:26:55,171
- John. Hey, Donna.
- Hey, Scott.
326
00:26:55,296 --> 00:26:57,590
- Witch-tit cold, huh?
- Yeah.
327
00:26:57,673 --> 00:27:00,509
Look, John,
these are the developments.
328
00:27:00,634 --> 00:27:03,554
Things have changed.
We want you to coach.
329
00:27:04,846 --> 00:27:06,681
Judge turn you down?
330
00:27:06,848 --> 00:27:09,934
Yeah.
He's got some bug up his colon.
331
00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:12,729
But next toJudge Fuck Nut,
you know most about hockey.
332
00:27:12,895 --> 00:27:15,398
Scott, you'll need him
to play, right?
333
00:27:15,565 --> 00:27:17,483
Oh, uh...
334
00:27:17,608 --> 00:27:21,570
Well, the committee feels you can best
help the team by, you know, coaching.
335
00:27:21,737 --> 00:27:24,156
You're the guy.
They all look up to you.
336
00:27:24,281 --> 00:27:27,200
Scott, I don't coach.
337
00:27:27,325 --> 00:27:30,870
John, I'm asking you
as mayor of the town.
338
00:27:30,954 --> 00:27:32,789
Will you coach?
339
00:27:35,917 --> 00:27:37,752
Look, think about it.
340
00:27:37,918 --> 00:27:39,837
Let me know, huh?
341
00:27:41,255 --> 00:27:44,132
You know,
342
00:27:44,258 --> 00:27:48,762
every ex-player turned coach says
they prefer coaching to playing.
343
00:27:48,887 --> 00:27:51,181
Why would they
all say that?
344
00:27:51,264 --> 00:27:54,058
Because they can't play.
345
00:27:59,647 --> 00:28:02,983
So why'd you wanna come?
You never wanna come when I plough.
346
00:28:03,108 --> 00:28:05,402
- Well, um, could you pull over?
- Sure.
347
00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:17,621
What...
What are you doing?
348
00:28:17,788 --> 00:28:19,665
Um...
349
00:28:19,790 --> 00:28:23,377
I thought, um...
350
00:28:23,544 --> 00:28:26,421
I think we should celebrate
you making the team.
351
00:28:26,588 --> 00:28:30,550
N- Now? Here?
352
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:33,136
I don't know where else
to do it.
353
00:28:33,219 --> 00:28:35,263
I got a condom too.
354
00:28:36,597 --> 00:28:38,599
- So...
- Marla.
355
00:28:38,682 --> 00:28:42,311
With you on the team, Stevie,
a lot of girls are gonna be,
356
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:45,355
you know, after you.
357
00:28:51,653 --> 00:28:54,739
I don't wanna lose you toJody Lange
just 'cause she gives.
358
00:28:56,657 --> 00:28:59,535
Marla.
359
00:28:59,702 --> 00:29:03,330
I'm not gonna leave you
on account of not having sex.
360
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,251
I love you.
361
00:29:20,596 --> 00:29:24,057
Are you sure?
362
00:29:24,183 --> 00:29:27,060
Yeah, I'm sure.
363
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,264
Oh!
364
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:13,269
Oh, I'm-I'm...
I'm sorry.
365
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:17,565
That's okay. That's...
That's okay.
366
00:30:17,648 --> 00:30:21,193
L...
Does this mean we're done?
367
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,279
I'm-I'm sorry.
I must have...
368
00:30:24,446 --> 00:30:26,365
That's okay.
369
00:30:30,744 --> 00:30:32,829
It's okay, Stevie.
370
00:31:01,146 --> 00:31:05,442
Hey, Sarah, sorry to be calling on you
so late, but have you heard?
371
00:31:05,609 --> 00:31:09,571
- The Rangers?
- Yeah.
372
00:31:09,738 --> 00:31:13,366
Yeah, good news makes
the compass point north.
373
00:31:13,491 --> 00:31:15,576
How about a quick rattle?
374
00:31:17,161 --> 00:31:18,954
After you, Skank.
375
00:31:28,713 --> 00:31:31,925
"Mother walrus going
thwap, thwap, thwap"?
376
00:31:32,050 --> 00:31:35,011
- What?
- You wanna hear a thwap?
377
00:31:54,153 --> 00:31:57,031
Women don't like being referred to
as fat mammals, Skank.
378
00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:01,702
I never would've said that
to her face.
379
00:32:01,785 --> 00:32:05,622
- Are you gonna arrest me?
- Do you want me to?
380
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:09,250
Well, if it's all over what he said, I'd
just as soon it'd be all over that I hit him.
381
00:32:11,002 --> 00:32:12,879
It will be.
382
00:32:20,344 --> 00:32:22,221
You gonna let the kids keep the school?
383
00:32:22,346 --> 00:32:24,223
We gotta have a new rink, Donna.
384
00:32:24,348 --> 00:32:27,601
You want one of those goddamn
TV trucks to fall through the ice?
385
00:32:27,726 --> 00:32:32,105
Plus we need new boards, lights,
and they're sending us a Zamboni.
386
00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:35,900
Oh, a Zamboni.
Gettin' wet just thinking about it.
387
00:32:36,025 --> 00:32:37,902
Jesus!
388
00:32:44,449 --> 00:32:46,535
- Donna. Hey.
- Hey.
389
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,620
- Hi. How you doin'?
- Hi. Good.
390
00:32:48,787 --> 00:32:50,663
- How are you?
- I'm good.
391
00:32:50,789 --> 00:32:53,207
- You ran out before I could say hi last night.
- I know. Hi.
392
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:55,418
Hi.
God, you look good.
393
00:32:55,543 --> 00:32:58,087
How can you look this good? What do
you have, like nine children now?
394
00:32:58,212 --> 00:33:00,381
All right, well,
we're not the Partridge Family.
395
00:33:00,547 --> 00:33:03,509
- Three kids.
- I know how many kids you have.
396
00:33:03,675 --> 00:33:06,803
So, you're a producer, huh?
397
00:33:06,928 --> 00:33:08,930
Yeah, well,
associate producer.
398
00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:11,224
What's a producer do?
399
00:33:11,349 --> 00:33:13,393
Uh, well,
I'm-I'm doing it.
400
00:33:13,518 --> 00:33:16,771
- Really?
- Yes, I'm liaising with the locals.
401
00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:19,023
I see.
402
00:33:19,148 --> 00:33:21,442
And the helicopter was...
403
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:25,737
Well, you know, it's the kind of news
you wanna deliver in person, you know,
404
00:33:25,821 --> 00:33:29,407
and I can't help it if it impressed
the hell out of you.
405
00:33:31,201 --> 00:33:35,079
So, uh...
Well, so did it?
406
00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:38,249
Do I look impressed?
407
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,919
You look good.
408
00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:49,968
Your Honor,
409
00:33:50,135 --> 00:33:54,055
at this time I'd be asking the court
to dismiss the charges...
410
00:33:54,138 --> 00:33:57,308
on the grounds of patriotism.
411
00:33:57,391 --> 00:33:59,602
I'm not in the mood,
Mr. Pruitt.
412
00:34:01,729 --> 00:34:05,399
If Price World
did come here...
413
00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:08,235
with the one-stop shopping
and the low, low prices,
414
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,405
it would threaten to put every merchant
in this town out of business,
415
00:34:12,530 --> 00:34:14,073
as it has in so many communities
across this country.
416
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:16,617
- Trial date?
- This Tuesday.
417
00:34:16,742 --> 00:34:19,203
Tuesday?
418
00:34:19,328 --> 00:34:22,706
- Fine by me.
- All right, next Tuesday.
419
00:34:22,915 --> 00:34:24,750
And impanel Monday.
420
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,840
I don't want a trial now. Suppose I
lose? I get jail, I miss the game.
421
00:34:32,006 --> 00:34:34,425
Connor, trust me. They're not gonna
lock up our leading scorer.
422
00:34:37,678 --> 00:34:41,557
As the puck comes off the ice,
the left wing will always drop back.
423
00:34:41,724 --> 00:34:45,560
These four swing around here,
try and force the puck this way.
424
00:34:45,727 --> 00:34:49,314
So the puck carrier is
always facing three defensemen.
425
00:34:49,439 --> 00:34:51,524
- Are we gonna play it?
- No.
426
00:34:51,691 --> 00:34:53,484
We're gonna learn it
so we can beat it.
427
00:34:53,609 --> 00:34:56,279
It's five-man, not four.
It's complicated.
428
00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:58,781
Before we get into that,
429
00:35:00,491 --> 00:35:04,286
There's one rule we got we live by.
430
00:35:04,411 --> 00:35:06,872
What happens in this room,
431
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,499
what's said in this room,
stays in this room.
432
00:35:11,459 --> 00:35:13,670
Now, last night Skank
took a shovel to the temple...
433
00:35:13,836 --> 00:35:15,880
because somebody repeated what
was said in the locker room.
434
00:35:16,005 --> 00:35:18,841
Somebody repeated
to Silvie Walker,
435
00:35:18,966 --> 00:35:22,011
and Silvie Walker
repeated it to Sarah Heinz.
436
00:35:28,058 --> 00:35:31,394
- I told her confidentially.
- Aw, Jesus.
437
00:35:31,519 --> 00:35:34,522
What you say in the room
stay in the room.
438
00:35:34,689 --> 00:35:36,482
I didn't think she
was gonna say anything.
439
00:35:38,651 --> 00:35:41,070
Skank, I'm sorry.
440
00:35:41,153 --> 00:35:45,240
She just smoked the hog, man.
I wasn't myself.
441
00:35:48,076 --> 00:35:51,371
- It's your call, Skank.
- Oh, I want it.
442
00:35:51,496 --> 00:35:53,373
Fuck!
443
00:35:55,124 --> 00:35:57,251
Fuckin' wind-chill. This ain't right.
444
00:35:57,335 --> 00:36:00,337
It's not that easy!
445
00:36:00,462 --> 00:36:04,383
- One slip of the tongue. All right, that's it.
- Rules are rules!
446
00:36:06,635 --> 00:36:08,428
Come on, guys!
447
00:36:08,637 --> 00:36:11,389
- Do it!
- Come on!
448
00:36:11,514 --> 00:36:13,224
Aw, shit!
449
00:36:32,283 --> 00:36:34,452
Oh, shit!
Mother...
450
00:36:36,704 --> 00:36:40,249
I hate you bastards!
I hate you all!
451
00:36:40,374 --> 00:36:44,127
All I did was suggest we meet,
and then he pulled out a gun.
452
00:36:44,253 --> 00:36:46,129
Did he say anything,
Mr. Walsh?
453
00:36:46,254 --> 00:36:48,798
Objection!
Now, that question...
454
00:36:52,302 --> 00:36:54,846
Fuck it.
455
00:36:56,681 --> 00:36:58,682
What did he say?
456
00:36:58,808 --> 00:37:02,102
Well, he conveyed his anger at the idea
of Price World moving into the community.
457
00:37:02,269 --> 00:37:06,148
He threatened to shoot me if I didn't
leave the premises, and then he shot me.
458
00:37:06,231 --> 00:37:08,984
Thank you, Mr. Walsh.
Reserve the right to recall, Your Honor.
459
00:37:11,694 --> 00:37:14,947
Big doings we've got going here
in Mystery these days, huh?
460
00:37:15,072 --> 00:37:18,325
Price World wants to come here,
461
00:37:18,451 --> 00:37:21,078
and now the New York Rangers
want to come.
462
00:37:21,245 --> 00:37:25,832
Mr. Pruitt, I don't want to hear
anything about Price World.
463
00:37:25,999 --> 00:37:29,919
I don't wanna hear another word about
a hockey game. We talked about this.
464
00:37:30,045 --> 00:37:32,755
Yeah, well, forgive me, Your Honor.
I'm fat.
465
00:37:38,135 --> 00:37:40,679
Mr. Walsh, that bullet
that struck you,
466
00:37:40,846 --> 00:37:43,974
did it appear to ricochet
off a wheelbarrow?
467
00:37:44,141 --> 00:37:46,351
It... Maybe.
So what?
468
00:37:46,476 --> 00:37:51,481
Is it legal to shoot in the vicinity
of people in this town?
469
00:37:51,648 --> 00:37:54,275
You don't care very much for
our community, do you, Mr. Walsh?
470
00:37:54,442 --> 00:37:57,987
- I have nothing against
your community, Mr. Pruitt.
471
00:37:58,154 --> 00:37:59,947
Did you say,
472
00:38:00,072 --> 00:38:04,326
"What the fuck-ass fuck
of a bum-fuck shithole town is this?"
473
00:38:04,409 --> 00:38:07,996
Did you say that, Mr. Walsh?
474
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,084
The game is tentatively
scheduled forJanuary 16.
475
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:16,796
- Hey, this is it!
- Sounds like fun, Barry, but evidently not for everyone.
476
00:38:16,963 --> 00:38:18,839
No, I don't think so, Steve.
No one thought...
477
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,050
to check with the New York Ranger
players about this.
478
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:23,385
The bottom line is, you only get
a few days off during this long season.
479
00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:26,555
Now, instead of spending these days off
at home with their families,
480
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,724
they're told they gotta go to Alaska
and play a game of pond hockey.
481
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,894
- This is a joke.
- Turning now to real hockey news,
482
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:36,063
the NHL named Wayne Gretzky
as its player of the month.
483
00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:38,691
The superstar scored 17 goals
with 22 assists...
484
00:38:45,113 --> 00:38:48,658
Yeah, wait till we beat 'em.
Then we'll see who's a joke.
485
00:38:51,911 --> 00:38:54,622
You guys know what you're made of.
You know what you've got inside.
486
00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:00,919
Nervous?
487
00:39:04,673 --> 00:39:07,425
- Come on, let's work it around.
- Don't leave him alone!
488
00:39:15,892 --> 00:39:19,645
- Whoa. That guy can shoot, huh?
- Yeah.
489
00:39:19,812 --> 00:39:23,232
- Get on him! Get on him!
- Okay, guys, come on, now!
490
00:39:33,408 --> 00:39:35,910
- Fighting the puck a little.
- Oh, let him find his legs.
491
00:39:36,035 --> 00:39:37,953
Yeah, his first game.
He'll be fine.
492
00:39:46,002 --> 00:39:47,754
Go! Go! Go! Go!
493
00:39:50,465 --> 00:39:52,884
Look out!
494
00:39:56,554 --> 00:39:58,472
Get away! Get away!
495
00:39:58,639 --> 00:40:02,142
- Stevie? Stevie!
- Give him some air.
496
00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:05,645
- Biebe.
Good work, Tree. You killed him.
497
00:40:05,729 --> 00:40:08,023
- Head was down.
- I know. I know.
498
00:40:09,691 --> 00:40:11,609
I brought the salts, Dad.
499
00:40:15,363 --> 00:40:17,698
- Stevie?
- Huh?
500
00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:20,784
- It's okay. It's all right.
- Hello.
501
00:40:22,911 --> 00:40:25,956
Stevie, how many fingers
have I got? Hmm?
502
00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:28,458
I'm a premature ejaculator.
503
00:40:32,212 --> 00:40:36,465
Let's go, guys.
Three on three.
504
00:40:37,967 --> 00:40:40,552
- So?
- So?
505
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,264
- Anyone special in New York?
- Uh, no.
506
00:40:44,431 --> 00:40:47,309
I don't... I don't want you
to feel bad about that either,
507
00:40:47,434 --> 00:40:50,061
just 'cause I haven't had a relationship
that's lasted longer than six weeks...
508
00:40:50,228 --> 00:40:52,480
since we broke up
in the 12th grade.
509
00:40:52,605 --> 00:40:54,774
- That's... The important thing is that you're happy.
- Right.
510
00:40:54,941 --> 00:40:58,402
You are...
You are happy, I take it?
511
00:40:58,527 --> 00:41:01,280
Yeah.
I'm happy.
512
00:41:01,447 --> 00:41:03,532
Good. Good.
513
00:41:03,699 --> 00:41:06,159
How is your husband,
anyway?
514
00:41:06,243 --> 00:41:08,703
Appears to be, uh,
well fed.
515
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:10,872
Of course he is.
516
00:41:10,997 --> 00:41:13,499
I mean, what else
do I have to do, really,
517
00:41:13,666 --> 00:41:18,295
besides slave over a hot stove,
rub my fat husband's feet,
518
00:41:18,421 --> 00:41:22,633
dig splinters out of my ass that I get
while sitting around pining for you?
519
00:41:22,758 --> 00:41:26,053
Well, you said it,
I didn't.
520
00:41:26,178 --> 00:41:28,221
Seriously, though.
I mean, forget about me.
521
00:41:28,346 --> 00:41:30,807
Don't you ever wish you lived
in a town that had a museum...
522
00:41:30,932 --> 00:41:36,395
or someplace where brothers and sisters
were off-limits to each other sexually?
523
00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:49,199
All right,
just follow the light.
524
00:41:49,324 --> 00:41:52,744
No, just over here. There you go.
Over here. Come on.
525
00:41:52,869 --> 00:41:54,996
Still sleepin'?
526
00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:57,873
- How's he doin'?
- He's a little happy.
527
00:41:57,998 --> 00:42:00,251
No, no, no.
Easy, son.
528
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:04,838
- I'm okay. Birdie, I'm sorry.
- All right.
529
00:42:05,005 --> 00:42:06,798
I didn't even get
the condom on.
530
00:42:06,965 --> 00:42:10,510
It was 'cause of your sister's breasts.
They're perky.
531
00:42:16,224 --> 00:42:18,601
Well, he's out again.
532
00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:27,359
- Honey, what's wrong?
- Nothing.
533
00:42:29,486 --> 00:42:32,989
- Sweetheart...
- I don't wanna talk about it, okay?
534
00:42:33,114 --> 00:42:36,534
Well, if you can't talk
to your own mother...
535
00:42:40,287 --> 00:42:42,456
Stevie doesn't wanna
sleep with me.
536
00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:46,460
Oh. Oh.
537
00:42:47,836 --> 00:42:49,713
Oh.
538
00:42:49,838 --> 00:42:52,423
Hmm.
539
00:42:52,548 --> 00:42:55,218
So, uh, you two
have already,
540
00:42:55,343 --> 00:42:59,138
uh, you know,
had relations?
541
00:42:59,263 --> 00:43:01,598
No, he came in the condom.
542
00:43:01,724 --> 00:43:03,851
Oh!
543
00:43:04,017 --> 00:43:06,269
Where, uh,
was the condom...
544
00:43:06,436 --> 00:43:09,773
when he, uh,
you know...
545
00:43:09,898 --> 00:43:11,733
Um...
546
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:15,278
On-On his, uh, serpent.
547
00:43:17,530 --> 00:43:20,741
Hi.
548
00:43:22,951 --> 00:43:24,911
What's wrong?
549
00:43:24,995 --> 00:43:28,248
Uh, Walter, get out.
This is private.
550
00:43:28,415 --> 00:43:30,625
I'm entitled to know
what's going on under this roof.
551
00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:32,543
After all, I am
the father of this child.
552
00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:35,755
Walter, if you don't leave,
I swear I'll tell you.
553
00:43:37,590 --> 00:43:39,383
Right.
554
00:43:52,353 --> 00:43:55,565
The defendant will please rise.
555
00:43:55,690 --> 00:43:58,484
What say you, Karen?
556
00:43:58,609 --> 00:44:01,570
The State of Alaska
versus Connor Banks.
557
00:44:01,695 --> 00:44:03,614
Second-degree assault.
558
00:44:03,739 --> 00:44:08,201
We find the defendant
not guilty.
559
00:44:12,872 --> 00:44:15,958
That's a not guilty verdict on Connor.
Betty?
560
00:44:16,042 --> 00:44:20,963
And we further order Price World
to pay damages...
561
00:44:21,130 --> 00:44:23,048
in the amount of $42,000.
562
00:44:23,215 --> 00:44:27,177
- What?
- 42,000 bucks?
563
00:44:27,302 --> 00:44:30,221
They can't do that.
564
00:44:33,016 --> 00:44:35,726
This is a criminal trial.
565
00:44:35,893 --> 00:44:39,355
We don't award damages
to criminal defendants.
566
00:44:39,522 --> 00:44:41,690
The damage award is vacated.
567
00:44:41,774 --> 00:44:44,901
What's that, "vacated"?
568
00:44:52,492 --> 00:44:55,119
Look around.
Look at yourselves.
569
00:44:56,829 --> 00:45:00,416
You have exalted this game
above what is right,
570
00:45:00,541 --> 00:45:02,709
but you have
your star center back.
571
00:45:04,544 --> 00:45:06,880
The defendant is free to go.
572
00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:11,217
You have embarrassed
my courtroom.
573
00:45:23,270 --> 00:45:25,605
Thanks a lot.
574
00:45:25,772 --> 00:45:27,607
Fuckin' moron.
575
00:45:44,581 --> 00:45:46,833
It's me that embarrasses you,
isn't it?
576
00:45:49,961 --> 00:45:54,257
- Did I say that, Brian?
- I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment.
577
00:45:54,424 --> 00:45:57,802
I'm sorry I don't feel like goin'
to college and getting some degree.
578
00:45:57,885 --> 00:46:01,013
I'm sorry for only wanting to play hockey,
and I'm sorry that you never played...
579
00:46:01,180 --> 00:46:05,058
in the Saturday game, but I would think
there are bigger tragedies in life!
580
00:46:05,225 --> 00:46:08,228
Brian!
581
00:46:18,904 --> 00:46:21,323
Scotty. Hey.
582
00:46:21,448 --> 00:46:23,784
I want you to meet
the folks from the network.
583
00:46:23,909 --> 00:46:26,995
- That's Jonathan Slaven. Scott Pitcher.
- Hi.
584
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,457
- And, uh, this is Janice Pettibone.
- My nostrils just froze.
585
00:46:30,582 --> 00:46:33,334
It's a pleasure to welcome
a famous TV personality.
586
00:46:33,459 --> 00:46:36,128
- Uh, hi.
- Janice, see how everybody skates here?
587
00:46:36,254 --> 00:46:38,631
- Yeah.
- Even on the sidewalks. We should get some shots...
588
00:46:38,756 --> 00:46:41,842
- I can't feel my nose.
- All right, then.
589
00:46:45,262 --> 00:46:47,889
- She's cold.
- She's weird.
590
00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:52,060
"Eskimos On Ice. "
591
00:46:52,185 --> 00:46:55,188
In fact, that's what we're calling
the team: The Mystery Eskimos.
592
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,108
Well, we're not Eskimos.
593
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:01,735
Well, I don't think it refers
so much to your ethnicity.
594
00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:06,573
And the Native Americans who do live
here call themselves Inuit, shark meat.
595
00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:09,117
The deal here is we're selling
this as a human interest story.
596
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:12,829
The strange snowmen who play
on a lake... the Mystery boys.
597
00:47:12,954 --> 00:47:15,373
We don't know who they are
or what they are.
598
00:47:15,498 --> 00:47:19,668
All we know is they have poor dental
health and can skate like the wind.
599
00:47:21,211 --> 00:47:23,589
It's a hockey game.
600
00:47:23,755 --> 00:47:26,341
- How does she know what kind of dental health we have?
- Guys!
601
00:47:26,508 --> 00:47:29,094
Guys!
It's just a name, you know?
602
00:47:29,260 --> 00:47:31,888
Nobody thinks the Dallas Cowboys
are actually cowboys.
603
00:47:32,013 --> 00:47:33,848
- If this ends up making fun of us...
- Scott, it won't.
604
00:47:34,015 --> 00:47:37,143
- You think I'd let that happen?
- For business, who knows?
605
00:47:37,268 --> 00:47:39,103
- Excuse me?
- He's right.
606
00:47:39,228 --> 00:47:41,105
- You'd bite off your own jimmy if the price were right.
- Really, Scott?
607
00:47:41,271 --> 00:47:43,982
My own jimmy? You know what?
Why don't you go plan a rummage sale...
608
00:47:44,024 --> 00:47:46,485
- or renew a fishing licence?
- If you try pulling something, I'll be so far up your ass...
609
00:47:46,610 --> 00:47:50,155
- Gentlemen.
- You sorry piece of tit meat!
610
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,537
- Just talkin' about the game.
- Yeah.
611
00:47:58,662 --> 00:48:01,332
If nothing else,
it's good for morale.
612
00:48:04,835 --> 00:48:07,254
Good night.
613
00:48:07,337 --> 00:48:10,590
No blood.
Judge!
614
00:48:10,757 --> 00:48:13,217
- He started it.
- Don't!
615
00:48:13,343 --> 00:48:15,678
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
616
00:48:15,761 --> 00:48:17,805
I don't know how to coach.
617
00:48:17,972 --> 00:48:21,266
You taught half the kids in this town
how to skate. You played 2-A college.
618
00:48:21,392 --> 00:48:23,936
You understand
North American hockey.
619
00:48:24,061 --> 00:48:27,230
Shit, they used to call you
the Bear.
620
00:48:27,397 --> 00:48:29,482
That was then.
621
00:48:31,734 --> 00:48:33,820
Okay, Judge.
622
00:48:33,903 --> 00:48:36,781
If we're gonna make a game of it,
it should be you.
623
00:48:36,906 --> 00:48:39,700
It won't be, John.
624
00:48:43,704 --> 00:48:45,706
Come on! Pull it off!
625
00:48:45,872 --> 00:48:49,334
People of Mystery,
I give you...
626
00:48:49,459 --> 00:48:52,879
your very own Zamboni.
627
00:48:53,004 --> 00:48:56,841
- Now, don't be alarmed.
- It looks 100 years old.
628
00:48:57,008 --> 00:48:59,135
Well, it works just like new,
629
00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:02,513
and it's kind of in keeping with
the whole idea, don't you think?
630
00:49:02,596 --> 00:49:04,723
What whole idea?
631
00:49:04,848 --> 00:49:08,518
Scott, you got a Zamboni here
in Mystery, Alaska.
632
00:49:08,685 --> 00:49:11,938
Yeah.
The original.
633
00:49:37,628 --> 00:49:39,421
Why'd you say yes to boards?
Sponsors?
634
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,676
You guys have never played with boards.
Won't that be a huge advantage to the Rangers?
635
00:49:49,139 --> 00:49:52,016
John?
636
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:54,936
You've been smiling
a lot lately.
637
00:49:55,019 --> 00:49:57,688
- Excuse me?
- Ever since he came back.
638
00:49:57,855 --> 00:50:02,526
Charlie.
You've been smiling a little more.
639
00:50:03,902 --> 00:50:06,571
John, that was high school.
640
00:50:12,952 --> 00:50:14,745
This is not a pond.
641
00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:21,710
The fans are into it.
642
00:50:21,835 --> 00:50:23,712
Let's play hockey.
643
00:50:23,837 --> 00:50:26,256
- Oh, there we go.
- Oh, Domi and Langdon.
644
00:50:26,381 --> 00:50:31,344
Well, eight seconds in. Domi leads
the league in penalty minutes.
645
00:50:31,511 --> 00:50:34,972
A couple of short rights knocks the helmet
off. Another one. Are they gonna get tired?
646
00:50:35,097 --> 00:50:37,808
- I don't know.
- We're playing these guys?
647
00:50:37,892 --> 00:50:40,227
Oh, he's landing a couple of big ones,
and so is Domi.
648
00:50:40,394 --> 00:50:42,479
He's got the fans
into this one early, Sam.
649
00:50:42,563 --> 00:50:44,731
Yo, maybe we should fast-forward
to the hockey part.
650
00:50:44,856 --> 00:50:47,275
- Yeah.
- Good idea.
651
00:50:47,317 --> 00:50:49,694
- Yeah.
- Good idea.
652
00:50:52,405 --> 00:50:55,241
- Come on.
653
00:50:55,366 --> 00:50:58,411
- Come on!
654
00:50:58,536 --> 00:51:02,081
- Caboose, holding on back there?
- Yeah.
655
00:51:02,289 --> 00:51:04,374
- Toot, toot!
- Uh-oh! Uh-oh, we're gonna crash!
656
00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:06,501
- Aah!
- Oh, no!
657
00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:08,878
- What happened down here?
658
00:51:09,045 --> 00:51:11,589
Are you okay? Let me see.
Are you all right?
659
00:51:15,009 --> 00:51:17,094
It's a Rockewellian Christmas
up here...
660
00:51:17,219 --> 00:51:19,597
skating, barbecues, snow.
661
00:51:19,763 --> 00:51:22,516
We're here with defenseman
Matt Marden and...
662
00:51:22,683 --> 00:51:24,726
- Cut.
- What?
663
00:51:24,893 --> 00:51:27,646
I can't feel my fingers.
664
00:51:27,729 --> 00:51:31,149
You need to rub 'em on
a nice warm Yuletide log.
665
00:51:34,277 --> 00:51:36,612
I beg your pardon?
666
00:51:36,737 --> 00:51:41,241
Look. Christmas is a lonely day
for a guy to be choking his own chicken.
667
00:51:41,367 --> 00:51:45,579
And, as women reporters go,
I find you supple.
668
00:51:47,789 --> 00:51:50,708
Oh, that was lovely. It's a shame
we weren't rolling for that.
669
00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:53,252
I'm sure he'd be happy
to repeat it.
670
00:51:54,754 --> 00:51:56,839
- You need to relax.
- Charles!
671
00:51:56,922 --> 00:51:58,799
Do you like massages?
672
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:13,271
- Tree, take the man up front!
- Defense!
673
00:52:13,438 --> 00:52:15,523
Tree, you've got to take
the man!
674
00:52:15,648 --> 00:52:18,234
- Jesus!
- All right, all right, all right, all right.
675
00:52:18,442 --> 00:52:20,361
Sorry, Johnny.
676
00:52:20,527 --> 00:52:24,781
- Don't say you're sorry.
- Okay.
677
00:52:24,948 --> 00:52:26,950
Sorry.
678
00:52:27,075 --> 00:52:28,910
Tree, am I a big guy?
679
00:52:30,078 --> 00:52:32,580
Yeah, Johnny.
680
00:52:34,916 --> 00:52:37,752
No. Look.
681
00:52:37,918 --> 00:52:40,212
See? You're the big guy.
682
00:52:40,337 --> 00:52:44,258
And we need you to start
playing like a big guy.
683
00:52:44,424 --> 00:52:47,302
Okay?
Are you a big guy?
684
00:52:47,469 --> 00:52:50,013
- Yes, Johnny.
- Come on. Say it.
685
00:52:50,138 --> 00:52:51,973
Say it!
686
00:52:54,725 --> 00:52:56,644
- I'm a big guy!
- Okay!
687
00:52:56,769 --> 00:52:59,021
- Okay? Okay?
- Okay.
688
00:52:59,188 --> 00:53:00,981
Okay, hit me.
689
00:53:01,148 --> 00:53:03,817
I don't want
to hit you, Johnny.
690
00:53:03,942 --> 00:53:06,987
- Come on, Tree. Hit me!
- Johnny...
691
00:53:07,112 --> 00:53:10,031
I'm notJohnny!
I'm a New York Ranger!
692
00:53:10,156 --> 00:53:12,825
- Hit me!
- Stop it!
693
00:53:12,992 --> 00:53:14,994
You look like the back end
of a moose, Sasquatch.
694
00:53:18,873 --> 00:53:21,750
You all right?
695
00:53:21,875 --> 00:53:23,752
Just like that, Tree.
696
00:53:23,919 --> 00:53:27,130
- You hit me like that,
I'll kick your ass.
697
00:53:27,255 --> 00:53:29,049
Eskimo soup.
698
00:53:29,257 --> 00:53:32,594
I'm beginning to have
second thoughts about this.
699
00:53:32,802 --> 00:53:36,222
And having Chuck Fuck as our liaison
with the network doesn't help.
700
00:53:36,305 --> 00:53:38,182
If they're gonna be pouring
a lot of money into it,
701
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:41,435
I suppose you have to let them sell it.
I suppose.
702
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,645
Besides, if they're going to
be doing a profile on the town,
703
00:53:43,729 --> 00:53:45,564
it's as good
as a commercial.
704
00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:47,732
Our tourism might grow.
705
00:53:47,899 --> 00:53:50,193
You know, this is the kind
of opportunity that...
706
00:53:50,318 --> 00:53:52,153
What?
707
00:53:56,324 --> 00:53:58,617
What's that?
708
00:53:58,784 --> 00:54:01,829
Skank Marden's
been in this bed.
709
00:54:29,938 --> 00:54:31,814
You gotta be kidding me.
710
00:54:31,940 --> 00:54:33,733
Well, that's just great.
711
00:54:33,941 --> 00:54:35,818
Shit!
712
00:54:40,739 --> 00:54:43,408
- What?
- Uh, we got a problem.
713
00:54:43,534 --> 00:54:46,953
- What problem?
- Uh...
714
00:54:47,078 --> 00:54:49,664
They're not coming.
715
00:54:51,249 --> 00:54:53,126
What do you mean,
not coming?
716
00:54:53,251 --> 00:54:55,127
Evidently,
the Ranger players...
717
00:54:55,294 --> 00:54:58,547
filed some kind of grievance
with the players' union,
718
00:54:58,714 --> 00:55:02,759
- and, uh...
- We tapped ourselves on the construction.
719
00:55:02,885 --> 00:55:07,180
- Are you saying that we're not
going to get that money now?
720
00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:11,142
Uh, I don't think so, no.
721
00:55:14,771 --> 00:55:18,107
I'm really sorry, Scott.
I don't... I don't even...
722
00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:23,570
Jesus Christ, Scott!
Ow!
723
00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:26,281
Jesus! Oh, man!
724
00:55:35,706 --> 00:55:37,541
Hey, hey.
That's enough.
725
00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:39,793
It's keeping the kids awake.
Come on.
726
00:55:41,295 --> 00:55:43,589
I should arrest him.
That's what I should do.
727
00:55:43,714 --> 00:55:46,758
Arrest him for what?
728
00:55:46,925 --> 00:55:48,760
Fraud.
729
00:55:56,559 --> 00:55:59,353
Hey, he promised something
that he couldn't deliver.
730
00:55:59,478 --> 00:56:01,355
This town spent money,
731
00:56:01,522 --> 00:56:03,315
relying on
Charlie Danner's word.
732
00:56:03,482 --> 00:56:05,400
Flying in here
on a helicopter,
733
00:56:05,484 --> 00:56:07,319
- swinging the New York Rangers from his belt.
- Come on, John.
734
00:56:07,444 --> 00:56:09,362
- You can't blame Charlie for that.
- Who else is there to blame?
735
00:56:09,487 --> 00:56:11,614
You want to sympathize
with the guy, fine.
736
00:56:11,823 --> 00:56:14,033
But I really do not
need you taking his side.
737
00:56:14,117 --> 00:56:18,079
- Okay. What is going on?
- You tell me.
738
00:56:18,162 --> 00:56:20,080
Okay, I think I've been pretty patient
with this little jealousy thing.
739
00:56:20,164 --> 00:56:23,333
The truth is, I've been a little bit
flattered. Now I'm getting insulted.
740
00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:25,794
- You're insulted?
- Yes, John.
741
00:56:25,877 --> 00:56:28,755
When you read my smiling at him
as a threat, that insults me.
742
00:56:34,343 --> 00:56:37,346
It is not just
a random smile, Donna.
743
00:56:38,889 --> 00:56:40,933
Ever since he came back...
744
00:56:41,058 --> 00:56:43,185
you've been walking around with
a big "what if" on your face.
745
00:56:43,310 --> 00:56:45,687
We've been married 12 years.
Three kids.
746
00:56:45,812 --> 00:56:48,106
Sweetheart,
I know your smiles.
747
00:56:49,566 --> 00:56:51,401
And that smile is not for me.
748
00:56:51,568 --> 00:56:56,405
John, everyone in this goddamn town
peeks over the snowbank and wonders.
749
00:56:56,572 --> 00:56:58,741
Except you wonder what
it would be like with him...
750
00:56:58,908 --> 00:57:00,743
Charlie fuckin' Danner!
751
00:57:05,706 --> 00:57:08,375
Don't talk to me
about betrayal.
752
00:57:08,541 --> 00:57:12,086
You became half dead the minute you were
bumped from that team. You disappeared.
753
00:57:12,253 --> 00:57:16,882
This is not an easy place
for a woman, John.
754
00:57:17,049 --> 00:57:19,969
I thank God every day
I gave birth to boys.
755
00:57:23,263 --> 00:57:27,726
I never chose to stay.
I chose you.
756
00:57:27,893 --> 00:57:30,186
Give me that,
at least.
757
00:57:45,659 --> 00:57:49,329
Move that puck, fellas!
He's opening up!
758
00:57:49,371 --> 00:57:52,040
Move that puck, fellas!
He's opening up!
759
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,833
Pass it out
to the wing!
760
00:57:53,958 --> 00:57:57,336
Pass the puck! Pass that puck!
That a boy!
761
00:57:57,503 --> 00:58:01,006
Over here!
Whoo!
762
00:58:01,173 --> 00:58:04,718
Hi.
763
00:58:04,885 --> 00:58:08,346
Young man,
lift your elbows.
764
00:58:08,471 --> 00:58:11,391
And that'll keep the blade
flat on the ice.
765
00:58:11,516 --> 00:58:13,351
I mean, you paid
for the whole stick.
766
00:58:13,518 --> 00:58:15,436
You might as well use it all, huh?
Try it.
767
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,396
- Good! Good, McGowan!
- Good.
768
00:58:21,066 --> 00:58:23,819
Hey. I'm goin' on a piss later.
You wanna join me?
769
00:58:25,946 --> 00:58:27,739
No.
770
00:58:27,948 --> 00:58:30,325
The league is taking
the players' union...
771
00:58:30,450 --> 00:58:33,494
to federal court
in New York on Tuesday.
772
00:58:33,703 --> 00:58:36,414
It might help if Mystery
had a face there.
773
00:58:36,497 --> 00:58:40,209
There's an estoppel argument
you could make.
774
00:58:40,334 --> 00:58:43,003
Implied third-party contract too.
775
00:58:43,170 --> 00:58:45,213
Hmm.
776
00:59:19,745 --> 00:59:23,582
Well, now we really have something
to talk about, don't we?
777
00:59:25,042 --> 00:59:27,878
You slept with another man.
778
00:59:28,003 --> 00:59:30,630
What's to talk about,
MaryJane?
779
00:59:42,891 --> 00:59:45,727
All I've got...
780
00:59:45,852 --> 00:59:50,523
is the notion that being
adored by your husband...
781
00:59:50,648 --> 00:59:53,067
is enough in life.
782
00:59:56,279 --> 00:59:58,155
You never touch me.
783
01:00:16,714 --> 01:00:18,632
Go ahead.
784
01:00:26,598 --> 01:00:29,809
Nothing in the basic agreement
allows them...
785
01:00:29,976 --> 01:00:31,769
to schedule
exhibition games.
786
01:00:31,895 --> 01:00:34,814
- Of course we can schedule exhibition
games. - Pre-season exhibition, but...
787
01:00:34,981 --> 01:00:39,568
Your Honor, nothing has ever limited
this to pre-season. You know this, Harold.
788
01:00:39,693 --> 01:00:42,780
It's a cheap stunt,
Your Honor, and everybody knows that.
789
01:00:42,905 --> 01:00:47,576
They want the Ranger players to go up to
the North Pole and play pond hockey...
790
01:00:47,742 --> 01:00:49,619
with a bunch of Eskimos.
791
01:00:49,744 --> 01:00:53,122
It's a big gimmick.
I mean, Mr. Pruitt himself...
792
01:00:53,247 --> 01:00:56,542
has brought one of his
lumberjack players with him...
793
01:00:56,709 --> 01:00:58,627
to help him further
the exploitation.
794
01:00:58,711 --> 01:01:00,546
Objection, Your Honor.
795
01:01:00,671 --> 01:01:03,715
That's-That's not
a very nice thing to say.
796
01:01:06,134 --> 01:01:09,137
Your Honor, we've already
spent a lot of money on this game.
797
01:01:09,304 --> 01:01:11,931
You can sue the league
for restitution.
798
01:01:12,056 --> 01:01:14,517
That's assuming that money
damages could make us whole.
799
01:01:14,642 --> 01:01:17,186
But our reputation
has been hurt.
800
01:01:17,353 --> 01:01:20,689
Reputation? Price World tried
to move up there, you opened fire.
801
01:01:20,856 --> 01:01:22,608
What reputation?
802
01:01:22,733 --> 01:01:27,028
- Could I be heard?
- Go ahead.
803
01:01:34,243 --> 01:01:36,912
We do have our pride.
804
01:01:37,038 --> 01:01:38,914
And...
805
01:01:44,628 --> 01:01:49,924
And, uh, maybe sometimes it's a little
too connected to how well we play hockey,
806
01:01:50,091 --> 01:01:52,510
but we do have our pride.
807
01:01:52,677 --> 01:01:56,514
And all of you,
and all the TV commentators...
808
01:01:56,681 --> 01:01:59,141
have been going around
saying that this is a farce...
809
01:01:59,308 --> 01:02:01,518
that this
is all a big joke.
810
01:02:01,685 --> 01:02:04,563
Our town is a big joke.
811
01:02:04,771 --> 01:02:06,648
- Is there a legal argument coming?
- It's estoppel.
812
01:02:06,731 --> 01:02:08,942
It's-It's in my brief.
813
01:02:09,067 --> 01:02:11,694
What-What did you call...
You called my friend something before.
814
01:02:11,819 --> 01:02:15,198
- What did you call him?
- A lumberjack.
815
01:02:15,364 --> 01:02:19,910
That boy has a heart bigger
than this whole courtroom.
816
01:02:20,035 --> 01:02:22,121
He plays to play.
817
01:02:22,246 --> 01:02:24,915
He skates to skate!
818
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,334
He don't make
a million bucks a year!
819
01:02:27,459 --> 01:02:30,336
He loves the game of hockey!
820
01:02:30,462 --> 01:02:32,422
He loves it.
821
01:02:35,716 --> 01:02:37,510
Judge,
822
01:02:39,303 --> 01:02:41,972
you can't take this game
away from us.
823
01:02:42,097 --> 01:02:45,058
You can't.
It's not about money.
824
01:02:45,225 --> 01:02:47,102
It's about our...
825
01:02:48,270 --> 01:02:50,855
Mr. Pruitt?
Are you all right?
826
01:02:53,191 --> 01:02:56,319
- Bailey?
- Mr. Pruitt?
827
01:03:00,823 --> 01:03:04,534
- Bailey? Bailey? Bailey?
Somebody get this man some help!
828
01:03:04,701 --> 01:03:08,580
He's having a heart attack!
Somebody help him!
829
01:03:08,883 --> 01:03:11,135
- Jesus Christ.
- Bailiff, call 911.
830
01:03:11,261 --> 01:03:13,221
- Bailey!
- Give him some air!
831
01:03:13,346 --> 01:03:16,474
Get somebody in here now!
832
01:03:16,599 --> 01:03:18,434
He's not breathing!
833
01:03:20,644 --> 01:03:23,105
Bailey! Bailey!
834
01:04:12,191 --> 01:04:14,068
My, uh...
835
01:04:16,988 --> 01:04:20,032
My boy Mike once asked Bailey
how he got to be so fat.
836
01:04:25,203 --> 01:04:27,122
He said it was...
837
01:04:27,247 --> 01:04:29,666
because every time
he met somebody he liked,
838
01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:33,669
his heart would grow
a little.
839
01:04:35,296 --> 01:04:37,089
There were just so many
good people in Mystery...
840
01:04:37,256 --> 01:04:40,092
that eventually his body
had to expand to accommodate.
841
01:04:45,430 --> 01:04:49,976
He could have left if he wanted,
but he stayed.
842
01:04:50,101 --> 01:04:52,937
Not because other worlds
weren't available to him.
843
01:04:54,564 --> 01:04:56,315
Because he loved
this place.
844
01:04:59,777 --> 01:05:02,070
"This is a hockey town,"
he'd say.
845
01:05:05,782 --> 01:05:09,619
And he never said it like it was
something we should have to apologize for.
846
01:05:18,210 --> 01:05:20,045
We're a hockey town.
847
01:05:45,986 --> 01:05:48,029
I love this town, too, John.
848
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:17,264
You sent him,
didn't you?
849
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,225
To New York.
850
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:28,942
He won.
851
01:06:38,159 --> 01:06:40,035
Game's back on?
852
01:06:41,203 --> 01:06:43,288
You're in this now,
old bear.
853
01:06:43,372 --> 01:06:45,957
You have to coach.
854
01:06:51,045 --> 01:06:53,089
If I'm coaching,
855
01:06:53,172 --> 01:06:56,842
I need a captain
on the ice.
856
01:07:07,686 --> 01:07:11,231
Move it!
857
01:07:11,397 --> 01:07:15,735
Move it, Stevie!
858
01:07:15,902 --> 01:07:19,697
Come on, Birdie!
859
01:07:21,448 --> 01:07:23,825
Move it!
860
01:07:29,372 --> 01:07:32,208
- Move it, Birdie!
- I'm moving!
861
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:34,252
Let's go, guys! Let's do this!
862
01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:36,504
Pick up your feet!
863
01:07:36,671 --> 01:07:38,672
Push over!
864
01:07:46,388 --> 01:07:48,848
Oh, man, I'm dying.
865
01:07:48,973 --> 01:07:50,850
You lose a puck
over there in the bank,
866
01:07:51,017 --> 01:07:53,144
you give it
to the other team.
867
01:07:53,227 --> 01:07:55,438
If you lose a puck...
868
01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:58,357
along the boards,
you gotta fight for it!
869
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,317
Do you understand me?
870
01:08:00,442 --> 01:08:02,361
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir!
871
01:08:07,657 --> 01:08:10,660
Come on, you guys!
Pick 'em up!
872
01:08:10,785 --> 01:08:13,287
Whoo!
873
01:08:24,214 --> 01:08:26,424
So, who are you gonna get?
874
01:08:26,633 --> 01:08:28,677
Oh, some celebrity.
875
01:08:28,802 --> 01:08:30,887
- To sing the National Anthem?
- Uh-huh.
876
01:08:30,929 --> 01:08:33,639
That's great.
877
01:08:33,765 --> 01:08:35,641
Yeah. Yeah, it's good.
878
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,979
Coming!
879
01:08:41,647 --> 01:08:45,734
Don't worry.
I didn't come here to sleep with you.
880
01:08:45,901 --> 01:08:48,528
I came to see your husband.
881
01:08:53,950 --> 01:08:56,494
Can I talk to you
for a second?
882
01:09:05,085 --> 01:09:07,045
Uh...
883
01:09:08,129 --> 01:09:10,423
I, uh,
884
01:09:10,548 --> 01:09:13,217
I just wanted to say,
885
01:09:13,384 --> 01:09:16,929
you know,
that I'm sorry.
886
01:09:17,054 --> 01:09:22,351
Uh, the truth is,
I don't really think about anything.
887
01:09:22,559 --> 01:09:24,853
I play hockey
and I fornicate...
888
01:09:24,936 --> 01:09:28,398
because they're the two
most fun things in cold weather.
889
01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:31,025
And...
890
01:09:31,192 --> 01:09:32,985
when I get too old
to play in the game,
891
01:09:33,152 --> 01:09:35,404
I'll probably just end up a drunk,
like my dad.
892
01:09:37,198 --> 01:09:39,116
I didn't mean
to hurt you.
893
01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:45,664
And, uh,
894
01:09:45,747 --> 01:09:48,166
I know that your
being mayor and all,
895
01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:53,129
this game is a real
positive reflection on you.
896
01:09:54,922 --> 01:09:59,260
Anyway, I'm gonna do everything
I can to win this game...
897
01:09:59,385 --> 01:10:01,261
for Mystery,
898
01:10:01,428 --> 01:10:03,847
for dead Bailey,
899
01:10:03,972 --> 01:10:05,974
for you.
900
01:10:08,184 --> 01:10:10,103
That's all
I came to say.
901
01:10:40,130 --> 01:10:42,591
- Oh, my God!
- Is the whole team in there?
902
01:11:15,329 --> 01:11:19,416
- How are you? Welcome to Mystery.
- Oh, my God!
903
01:11:23,170 --> 01:11:26,256
- Steroids?
- Yeah.
904
01:11:28,967 --> 01:11:32,220
- Big. -
Uh-huh. - Yeah.
905
01:11:32,345 --> 01:11:35,640
Not that big.
906
01:11:38,476 --> 01:11:40,853
- Go for it!
- Hey, what's your name?
907
01:11:40,978 --> 01:11:43,063
- Make it out to Stevie.
- Stevie.
908
01:11:44,314 --> 01:11:46,149
- Here you go, Stevie.
- Wow.
909
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,403
Uh, a little problem,
Johnny.
910
01:12:04,207 --> 01:12:07,794
- Aah!
911
01:12:36,237 --> 01:12:40,115
- What the hell do you think you're doing?
- I'm leaving town.
912
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,826
- What are you doing?
- Come on. Get down.
913
01:12:44,786 --> 01:12:49,499
Why? It's my Zamboni, right?
I brought it here.
914
01:12:49,624 --> 01:12:54,045
- You want me to take you in?
- What, are you gonna arrest me for reckless Zamboni dri...
915
01:12:54,170 --> 01:12:56,797
Fine. Take me in, John.
I don't care.
916
01:12:56,964 --> 01:13:00,009
Why don't you impound
my helicopter?
917
01:13:00,175 --> 01:13:04,471
Whoa. Why don't you break
my goddamn nose too, huh?
918
01:13:04,596 --> 01:13:07,474
They'd probably elect you mayor.
919
01:13:07,599 --> 01:13:12,270
- You wanna get some coffee?
- L... Where's my parade? Huh?
920
01:13:12,395 --> 01:13:15,273
I brought 'em here.
Why don't I get a parade?
921
01:13:15,356 --> 01:13:18,776
You know what I'd settle for
is a thank you.
922
01:13:18,817 --> 01:13:21,111
This fuckin' town.
923
01:13:22,613 --> 01:13:26,324
You know, when I left,
this town rejected me.
924
01:13:26,491 --> 01:13:28,285
Huh?
925
01:13:28,451 --> 01:13:30,829
The day I checked out of here,
all I could think about...
926
01:13:30,954 --> 01:13:33,790
was the day I would chug back in
with a Pulitzer in my hand.
927
01:13:33,915 --> 01:13:35,708
And I would step off
that train and say,
928
01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:37,835
"Why don't you
skate on this, you... "
929
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:41,505
I'm sick.
Oh, God, I'm sick. Oh, God.
930
01:13:49,888 --> 01:13:51,848
So that's what this
is all about, Charlie?
931
01:13:51,973 --> 01:13:54,016
You saying fuck you
to all of us?
932
01:13:54,142 --> 01:13:56,018
No, it's not.
933
01:13:56,143 --> 01:13:59,230
Goddamn, John,
what do I gotta do?
934
01:13:59,313 --> 01:14:02,399
Huh? This town is hockey,
hockey, hockey, right?
935
01:14:02,524 --> 01:14:04,526
So I bring back
the New York Rangers.
936
01:14:04,651 --> 01:14:08,029
- The New York Rangers!
- You don't get it, do you?
937
01:14:08,154 --> 01:14:10,532
Oh, I...
Clearly not.
938
01:14:10,657 --> 01:14:14,410
Well, leaving out the fact that you
set all this up for your own benefit,
939
01:14:14,577 --> 01:14:17,246
we agreed to a game
of pond hockey,
940
01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:19,206
on open ice.
941
01:14:19,373 --> 01:14:21,250
Now we're playing on a rink
in a box...
942
01:14:21,417 --> 01:14:24,252
boards, blue lines,
referees.
943
01:14:24,378 --> 01:14:26,713
What if we lose this game
25-zip, Charlie?
944
01:14:26,838 --> 01:14:28,840
You brought back
the one thing...
945
01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:31,134
that could tear the heart
out of this place.
946
01:14:33,428 --> 01:14:35,846
Now, either you
thought about that,
947
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,765
or you didn't.
948
01:14:51,778 --> 01:14:55,156
- Finally got them down.
- Uh-huh.
949
01:15:16,926 --> 01:15:18,677
Dear Abby.
950
01:15:20,346 --> 01:15:22,931
All the words
are crossed out.
951
01:15:24,349 --> 01:15:26,518
Not the important ones.
952
01:15:32,315 --> 01:15:34,400
Just read it.
953
01:15:38,779 --> 01:15:40,656
"Radiant.
954
01:15:40,781 --> 01:15:43,325
Maximum.
955
01:15:43,450 --> 01:15:46,244
Madly.
956
01:15:46,369 --> 01:15:48,621
Fancy.
957
01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:52,667
Simple.
958
01:15:52,792 --> 01:15:54,669
Stamina.
959
01:15:56,337 --> 01:15:58,172
Wedding. "
John.
960
01:15:58,297 --> 01:15:59,965
Keep reading.
961
01:16:03,719 --> 01:16:05,554
"Body.
962
01:16:07,347 --> 01:16:09,808
Baby son.
963
01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:13,603
Bedroom. Morning.
Expressive. Tender.
964
01:16:15,563 --> 01:16:17,481
Take care.
965
01:16:18,983 --> 01:16:20,818
Love. Patience.
966
01:16:22,986 --> 01:16:24,821
Amends.
967
01:16:26,990 --> 01:16:28,867
Human. "
968
01:16:30,952 --> 01:16:32,787
It's beautiful, honey.
969
01:16:34,539 --> 01:16:37,249
John?
970
01:17:58,365 --> 01:18:00,492
Hey!
971
01:18:00,659 --> 01:18:03,787
Yeah.
Heard you lost a little.
972
01:18:08,625 --> 01:18:11,419
Ah! Whoo!
You can't catch me!
973
01:18:14,714 --> 01:18:16,716
Okay. All right.
Okay.
974
01:18:29,144 --> 01:18:31,062
Hmm.
975
01:19:01,340 --> 01:19:03,967
Mmm!
976
01:19:30,575 --> 01:19:34,328
Inuit, Eskimo... whatever.
Just zero in on faces that look local.
977
01:19:34,495 --> 01:19:36,330
Okay, ready, five?
Take five.
978
01:19:36,497 --> 01:19:38,249
Welcome back.
I'm Jim Fox.
979
01:19:38,374 --> 01:19:40,209
And joining me right now is
hockey legend Donnie Shulzhoffer...
980
01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:42,252
in from Flin Flon,
Manitoba.
981
01:19:42,336 --> 01:19:44,171
Donnie,
let's get right to it.
982
01:19:44,338 --> 01:19:46,381
I've had a chance to see the
Mystery team practice. They skate fast,
983
01:19:46,548 --> 01:19:48,675
and a couple of guys
can really shoot the puck.
984
01:19:48,758 --> 01:19:52,595
Look, the Alaskans have never taken on a
team of this size and skill before, okay?
985
01:19:52,762 --> 01:19:56,932
And don't kid yourself. The New York
Rangers are taking this game personal.
986
01:19:57,099 --> 01:20:00,019
All right?
It isn't exactly rocket surgery.
987
01:20:00,144 --> 01:20:01,979
Now send the kids
out of the room.
988
01:20:02,104 --> 01:20:04,773
I don't care how fast a skater you are,
if you don't play this game...
989
01:20:04,940 --> 01:20:07,025
with a big heart and a big
bag of knuckles...
990
01:20:07,192 --> 01:20:10,195
in front of the net,
you don't got dinky-do.
991
01:20:39,013 --> 01:20:41,849
- He'll see you now.
- Oh!
992
01:20:43,016 --> 01:20:44,810
Oh, wow.
993
01:20:44,976 --> 01:20:48,188
Uh, th...
Thank you for seeing me, Mister...
994
01:20:48,313 --> 01:20:50,190
Little Richard.
995
01:20:50,356 --> 01:20:52,233
This is an honor.
996
01:20:52,358 --> 01:20:54,861
May I?
997
01:21:01,366 --> 01:21:04,453
Little Richard,
I'm from Mystery.
998
01:21:04,536 --> 01:21:06,413
Now, this is a little town
that derives...
999
01:21:06,538 --> 01:21:09,165
much of its esteem
from hockey.
1000
01:21:09,332 --> 01:21:11,251
I was wondering.
1001
01:21:11,376 --> 01:21:15,588
When you're singing
the National Anthem...
1002
01:21:15,713 --> 01:21:18,757
- Well...
- I'm cold.
1003
01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:21,009
Yes.
1004
01:21:21,135 --> 01:21:23,387
Which makes what I'm
about to ask...
1005
01:21:23,553 --> 01:21:26,056
seem like
a monumental request.
1006
01:21:26,223 --> 01:21:29,434
- Can I get one?
- Okay, everybody, get your newspapers here.
1007
01:21:29,559 --> 01:21:33,187
- One newspaper apiece. Hi.
- Enjoy the game.
1008
01:21:33,354 --> 01:21:35,982
Hello. I'm Doug McLeod,
and with me is NHL Hall of Famer...
1009
01:21:36,148 --> 01:21:39,485
and two-time Stanley Cup winner,
Phil Esposito.
1010
01:21:39,652 --> 01:21:41,612
It's the Great Alaskan
Hockey Rush...
1011
01:21:41,737 --> 01:21:44,197
brought to you live
by the National Hockey League...
1012
01:21:44,323 --> 01:21:46,408
and the Sports Broadcasting
Corporation,
1013
01:21:46,575 --> 01:21:49,077
pitting the New York Rangers...
1014
01:21:49,202 --> 01:21:54,040
against a Cinderella team from
the tiny town of Mystery, Alaska.
1015
01:21:54,207 --> 01:21:56,083
And here come
the red, white and blue.
1016
01:22:09,304 --> 01:22:12,015
- Look at this! Wow. No respect. I love it.
1017
01:22:26,653 --> 01:22:28,697
And here come
the boys of winter.
1018
01:22:35,786 --> 01:22:37,872
All right!
1019
01:22:40,791 --> 01:22:44,378
Well, there are
only 11 skaters to the Rangers' 18,
1020
01:22:44,544 --> 01:22:46,338
but also,
it's minus ten outside.
1021
01:22:46,463 --> 01:22:48,673
That kind of cold
can be rough on the New Yorkers.
1022
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:52,176
There's no doubt about it. But Mystery's
going to need more than the cold on their side.
1023
01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:55,221
- Yeah, Stevie!
- The town's grocer is their best scorer,
1024
01:22:55,346 --> 01:22:57,723
their fastest guy
is a high school kid...
1025
01:22:57,848 --> 01:22:59,808
and the captain
is the town sheriff.
1026
01:22:59,892 --> 01:23:03,103
Like we said,
folks, this is a small town.
1027
01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:07,148
And the size of this ice surface could
be an equalizer for the Mystery team.
1028
01:23:07,274 --> 01:23:09,776
- It'll definitely help.
I've never seen ice this big.
1029
01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:12,070
It's even bigger
than the Olympic rinks.
1030
01:23:12,195 --> 01:23:15,364
And now,
to sing the National Anthem, the one,
1031
01:23:15,489 --> 01:23:18,450
the only,
Little Richard!
1032
01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:29,586
"Tutti Frutti"!
1033
01:23:29,711 --> 01:23:32,171
This is great, huh?
1034
01:23:57,903 --> 01:23:59,822
Camera three, stay off the Rangers.
They look miserable.
1035
01:23:59,947 --> 01:24:03,659
They're freezing already. Why the hell
is he singing so goddamn slow?
1036
01:24:16,545 --> 01:24:20,174
- Yeah!
1037
01:24:22,426 --> 01:24:25,804
- Wow! Maybe the cold slowed him down.
- Beautiful.
1038
01:24:25,929 --> 01:24:28,807
- All right, the starting lineups...
1039
01:24:28,890 --> 01:24:31,851
- Uh-oh. - Great!
1040
01:24:31,935 --> 01:24:33,895
Starting to piss me off.
1041
01:24:34,020 --> 01:24:36,439
Where does it say
Canadian National Anthem?
1042
01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:44,571
- You all right?
1043
01:24:46,531 --> 01:24:48,575
The Mystery team
has a shot, right?
1044
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:50,827
- A shot at what?
1045
01:24:53,955 --> 01:24:55,831
Hey, listen, buddy.
1046
01:24:55,957 --> 01:24:58,584
Do you know where a guy can get
a rub and a tug around here?
1047
01:25:00,294 --> 01:25:02,087
What?
1048
01:25:02,296 --> 01:25:04,923
Here we go. Let's play hockey.
1049
01:25:05,006 --> 01:25:07,175
All the hoopla is over.
1050
01:25:07,259 --> 01:25:09,177
The puck drops here.
1051
01:25:18,185 --> 01:25:21,688
Jackson dumps Banks and gets the draw.
1052
01:25:21,855 --> 01:25:24,816
Back to Billy Wasson.
He moves up and gives back toJackson.
1053
01:25:24,941 --> 01:25:27,193
He takes it wide
and gains the Mystery zone.
1054
01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:29,779
Down the borders with Lane
checkingJackson around the net.
1055
01:25:29,946 --> 01:25:33,199
Back to Wasson, wide open.
Shoots... What a save by Holt!
1056
01:25:33,324 --> 01:25:35,993
Get it out, guys!
Get it out!
1057
01:25:36,077 --> 01:25:38,704
Mystery is rattled. They're
running around like a house league.
1058
01:25:38,871 --> 01:25:41,874
- Don't chase! Don't chase!
- Get it!
1059
01:25:43,584 --> 01:25:46,378
Jackson controls again.
Over to King.
1060
01:25:46,503 --> 01:25:49,047
He moves it to Wasson,
over to Robertson.
1061
01:25:49,172 --> 01:25:51,841
Nifty toe drag around Banks.
Shoots! And a save by Holt.
1062
01:25:51,924 --> 01:25:55,094
- Shit.
- Rangers in control. Holt with another save!
1063
01:25:55,261 --> 01:25:57,138
It's a shooting gallery out there!
1064
01:25:57,263 --> 01:26:00,349
Wasson, a shot. Jackson shooting.
1065
01:26:00,516 --> 01:26:02,392
Finally, Holt controls
the rebound.
1066
01:26:02,559 --> 01:26:04,770
He dishes it around
behind the net forJohn Biebe.
1067
01:26:04,895 --> 01:26:07,188
Take your time! Take your time!
- And the captain holds it there.
1068
01:26:07,355 --> 01:26:09,524
Rangers press
as Mystery breaks out.
1069
01:26:09,607 --> 01:26:11,317
- Biebe on over to Banks in the corner.
- Go to Connor!
1070
01:26:11,484 --> 01:26:14,028
And there's the pass.
1071
01:26:14,153 --> 01:26:16,655
Here comes Weeks.
He is behind the advance.
1072
01:26:16,822 --> 01:26:18,866
It is one on one
with Sam Gainer.
1073
01:26:18,991 --> 01:26:21,618
It is a two-man hockey game
right here!
1074
01:26:21,743 --> 01:26:24,538
He leads left, goes right,
shoots... Scores!
1075
01:26:24,746 --> 01:26:30,210
Weeks scores on the breakaway,
and Mystery leads, one to nothing.
1076
01:26:30,376 --> 01:26:32,962
- That's cool!
- Unbelievable.
1077
01:26:33,087 --> 01:26:35,923
One step and he was gone.
1078
01:26:36,090 --> 01:26:37,842
That kid can actually fly.
1079
01:26:37,883 --> 01:26:39,802
Two minutes
into the first period,
1080
01:26:39,927 --> 01:26:41,762
Mystery gets
on the board first,
1081
01:26:41,887 --> 01:26:44,723
- and this home crowd is going crazy.
- Whoo!
1082
01:26:52,105 --> 01:26:53,981
Here we go at center ice.
1083
01:26:54,106 --> 01:26:57,443
Rangers win again.
Duffin chased into the Mystery zone.
1084
01:26:57,610 --> 01:27:00,863
Biebe back to get it.
Neskorami on the porch.
1085
01:27:01,030 --> 01:27:03,073
And hard! He stamps the captain
into the screen!
1086
01:27:03,156 --> 01:27:05,575
High sticking, fuck shit!
1087
01:27:05,742 --> 01:27:08,495
- No!
- So much for a friendly exhibition game.
1088
01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:11,706
- Play the man!
- Mystery has settled a bit,
1089
01:27:11,831 --> 01:27:14,500
but the Rangers
continue to control.
1090
01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:16,711
This is Ranger hockey.
1091
01:27:16,836 --> 01:27:19,922
Wasson's back for a shot...
and Winetka steals!
1092
01:27:20,089 --> 01:27:23,300
Here comes the odd-man rush.
It is Ben and Galin.
1093
01:27:23,467 --> 01:27:26,094
Look at the passing here!
1094
01:27:26,219 --> 01:27:28,930
Connolly trailing. Drop, pass, shot.
1095
01:27:29,055 --> 01:27:31,975
- Saved by Gainer!
- Shit!
1096
01:27:32,100 --> 01:27:35,394
He moves it around to Yeaton.
Swings a pass on the take to Lovulette.
1097
01:27:37,021 --> 01:27:40,607
- Oh!
- Oh, yes, indeed!
1098
01:27:40,733 --> 01:27:43,819
- Great hit.
- Did you see that? That's my Tree!
1099
01:27:43,902 --> 01:27:47,739
- And some Rangers
take exception to that hit.
1100
01:27:47,906 --> 01:27:50,033
Okay, that's it!
You're gone!
1101
01:27:50,158 --> 01:27:52,744
Outta here. Get out.
1102
01:27:52,910 --> 01:27:55,538
Hey, that one is too small, eh?
1103
01:27:55,663 --> 01:27:57,540
Next time send me
a bigger one.
1104
01:27:57,706 --> 01:28:01,877
The biggest one you got.
1105
01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:05,380
Knock it off.
That'll be enough.
1106
01:28:07,299 --> 01:28:09,717
Come on, this is your puck!
1107
01:28:09,843 --> 01:28:12,178
Banks wins the draw.
Over to Marden, up toward Burns.
1108
01:28:12,345 --> 01:28:14,847
And here they come,
five on four!
1109
01:28:15,014 --> 01:28:17,892
Burns lays it
behind the net to Weeks.
1110
01:28:18,058 --> 01:28:21,228
Now Mystery sets off on the power play
in the Ranger zone.
1111
01:28:21,353 --> 01:28:24,439
They're looking to find Connor Banks.
He is the sniper.
1112
01:28:24,606 --> 01:28:28,568
Biebe. Banks.
One-timer! Scores!
1113
01:28:28,735 --> 01:28:30,695
- Yes!
- Yeah!
1114
01:28:30,820 --> 01:28:34,991
Connor Banks and a one-timer
from Biebe! Wow!
1115
01:28:37,910 --> 01:28:40,412
Great pass!
Great pass!
1116
01:28:42,456 --> 01:28:44,666
And it's Mystery two
and the Rangers zero.
1117
01:28:44,833 --> 01:28:47,502
This kid Connor
has got a shot like a bullet.
1118
01:28:47,586 --> 01:28:50,046
I mean, he's a grocery clerk,
for crying out loud.
1119
01:28:50,130 --> 01:28:51,965
The Rangers look stunned, Doug.
1120
01:28:52,173 --> 01:28:54,050
We're bringing
them down, guys!
1121
01:28:54,217 --> 01:28:56,093
Two-nothing.
Let's keep it up!
1122
01:28:56,218 --> 01:28:59,221
- Whoo!
- They act like lumberjacks!
1123
01:29:10,398 --> 01:29:13,234
Donnie, the Mystery boys... two
unanswered goals in the first period.
1124
01:29:13,359 --> 01:29:16,821
Jimmy, you gotta love these kids.
God knows I do.
1125
01:29:16,904 --> 01:29:19,615
What is going on?
Somebody lit a fire under their ass.
1126
01:29:19,698 --> 01:29:21,700
This is A-number one,
first-class hockey.
1127
01:29:21,909 --> 01:29:23,785
You know I'm not a fan
of that tippy-tappy,
1128
01:29:23,910 --> 01:29:26,204
tic-tac-toe,
wide-open skating.
1129
01:29:26,329 --> 01:29:28,748
But I'm telling you, some pretty
good goals. I'm loving these kids.
1130
01:29:28,915 --> 01:29:30,833
I want to adopt them.
How's that?
1131
01:29:30,917 --> 01:29:32,794
I want to clean them up
and raise them as my own.
1132
01:29:32,877 --> 01:29:34,754
Someone who's
not surprised, Brian.
1133
01:29:34,879 --> 01:29:37,715
Donna Biebe,
wife of captain John Biebe.
1134
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:40,009
- Well, what a period.
- Yes, it was.
1135
01:29:40,175 --> 01:29:43,053
What's it like seeing your husband
out there with the New York Rangers?
1136
01:29:43,178 --> 01:29:46,556
It's great.
It's something, actually.
1137
01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:49,017
Did you see
your daddy out there?
1138
01:29:49,100 --> 01:29:52,979
I have a toy pony.
He takes big shits.
1139
01:29:53,104 --> 01:29:56,232
Excellent.
Back to you.
1140
01:29:56,315 --> 01:29:58,192
Defensemen...
1141
01:29:58,317 --> 01:30:00,944
use each other as outlets.
1142
01:30:01,070 --> 01:30:03,113
- Yes, Coach!
- Hunt in corners!
1143
01:30:03,322 --> 01:30:05,782
They're not that good.
We can beat these guys.
1144
01:30:05,907 --> 01:30:08,743
- They're not that good!
- You're damn right we can!
1145
01:30:08,952 --> 01:30:11,204
Yeah!
1146
01:30:11,329 --> 01:30:12,747
Come on, let's go!
1147
01:30:12,914 --> 01:30:14,415
Ready four? Take four.
1148
01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:16,542
- Come on, Stevie!
- Steven Weeks, on the move.
1149
01:30:16,709 --> 01:30:19,128
Carries out
of his own zone.
1150
01:30:19,253 --> 01:30:21,797
Look out!
Yeaton rips the head off him!
1151
01:30:21,964 --> 01:30:26,176
Weeks over the boards and into
the Ranger bench! Wow!
1152
01:30:28,970 --> 01:30:32,432
- Come on!
- And now they help Weeks back onto the ice...
1153
01:30:32,598 --> 01:30:35,893
- in that New York way.
- Give me my stick!
1154
01:30:36,018 --> 01:30:37,853
Man, he's lucky
to get out of there alive.
1155
01:30:38,020 --> 01:30:39,897
Well, the Rangers
have stepped it up, Phil.
1156
01:30:40,022 --> 01:30:42,191
Coach Higgins must have had
one of his screaming fits...
1157
01:30:42,316 --> 01:30:44,192
- between periods.
- Now, look at this.
1158
01:30:44,359 --> 01:30:46,319
The Rangers are platooning
back and forth...
1159
01:30:46,486 --> 01:30:48,488
between the warm
dressing room.
1160
01:30:48,655 --> 01:30:50,532
Well, that's something I've never seen.
- That's not legal.
1161
01:30:50,657 --> 01:30:52,825
Is that legal?
That's not legal.
1162
01:30:52,950 --> 01:30:55,036
The Rangers continue the pressure.
1163
01:30:55,161 --> 01:30:57,496
Pick up the man in front!
Pick him up!
1164
01:30:57,621 --> 01:31:00,040
Scores!
1165
01:31:00,207 --> 01:31:02,709
And the Rangers
are finally on the board.
1166
01:31:02,793 --> 01:31:05,378
Let's go, guys.
Let's go!
1167
01:31:05,545 --> 01:31:09,424
Rangers on another rush.
Three on two, wide across the ice.
1168
01:31:09,549 --> 01:31:11,676
Back into the slot,
shot, scores!
1169
01:31:11,801 --> 01:31:14,679
The slap shot beats Holt
on the stick side,
1170
01:31:14,804 --> 01:31:17,348
and that ties it up
at two.
1171
01:31:17,431 --> 01:31:19,975
Put a body in front of him!
1172
01:31:20,142 --> 01:31:23,478
Rangers go back to work now.
Robertson to Wasson.
1173
01:31:23,604 --> 01:31:25,480
There's a move
behind the net to Rourke.
1174
01:31:25,605 --> 01:31:27,482
Apuck shot to...
Shoots and he scores!
1175
01:31:30,818 --> 01:31:33,571
- Yeah!
- That's hockey!
1176
01:31:33,696 --> 01:31:35,656
It's really
starting to unravel for Mystery.
1177
01:31:35,823 --> 01:31:38,617
They just lost their composure,
and now they are paying for it.
1178
01:31:38,784 --> 01:31:41,161
Rangers take their first lead
of the game, three to two,
1179
01:31:41,328 --> 01:31:44,081
with 12� minutes left
in the period.
1180
01:31:44,206 --> 01:31:47,334
And back comes Mystery.
Birdie Burns with Biebe.
1181
01:31:47,459 --> 01:31:49,836
Burns shooting!
1182
01:31:50,003 --> 01:31:52,213
- What the fuck was that?
- Biebe torpedoed into the net!
1183
01:31:52,296 --> 01:31:54,507
That sets off
another scuffle.
1184
01:31:54,674 --> 01:31:57,051
Hey, fuck you!
1185
01:31:57,176 --> 01:32:01,472
He's back up
and rejoins the play.
1186
01:32:01,597 --> 01:32:03,599
- Burns carries through centre ice.
- Pass it!
1187
01:32:03,724 --> 01:32:05,809
He's got Banks on the wing. Pass to
the middle. Robertson catches it.
1188
01:32:05,934 --> 01:32:08,895
Oh! What a hit!
1189
01:32:09,062 --> 01:32:11,564
Birdie Burns is caught
trying to do it all by himself...
1190
01:32:11,689 --> 01:32:14,567
and he got his wings trimmed
right there, man.
1191
01:32:14,692 --> 01:32:18,362
Birdie.
You don't pass, you sit.
1192
01:32:18,529 --> 01:32:20,823
Now Skank Marden carries out.
1193
01:32:20,906 --> 01:32:23,283
Hooked by Neskorami,
Marden goes down.
1194
01:32:23,450 --> 01:32:25,911
- Rangers score!
- What the hell was that?
1195
01:32:26,036 --> 01:32:28,413
- Marden was hooked.
- Are you crazy?
1196
01:32:28,580 --> 01:32:32,458
- How many times are you gonna
let him hook me?
1197
01:32:32,542 --> 01:32:36,087
Back off!
Back off!
1198
01:32:36,295 --> 01:32:41,008
And another Ranger line comes
back warm from the locker room.
1199
01:32:41,175 --> 01:32:43,343
Holt comes out
and sheriff's deputy...
1200
01:32:43,468 --> 01:32:46,012
Bobby Michan goes in at goal.
1201
01:32:46,221 --> 01:32:47,973
Saved!
Michan stacks the pads!
1202
01:32:48,098 --> 01:32:50,225
And Mystery comes
streaking back the other way.
1203
01:32:50,266 --> 01:32:52,643
The Winetkas lead the way.
They gain the zone.
1204
01:32:52,769 --> 01:32:55,104
Back over the blue line.
And it's intercepted!
1205
01:32:55,187 --> 01:32:57,648
- Jackson's on a breakaway!
- On center ice.
1206
01:32:57,815 --> 01:33:00,317
- No way.
- And Lane chases.
1207
01:33:00,401 --> 01:33:02,861
He... scores!
1208
01:33:02,986 --> 01:33:07,616
Five unanswered goals,
and the Rangers are steamrolling.
1209
01:33:07,782 --> 01:33:11,160
- Come on, Mystery!
- Damn!
1210
01:33:11,286 --> 01:33:14,789
We'll be right back
with the third period.
1211
01:33:34,891 --> 01:33:36,684
Different story
in the second period.
1212
01:33:36,851 --> 01:33:39,520
The Rangers have all the momentum now.
Five straight goals.
1213
01:33:39,687 --> 01:33:43,106
I feel really bad for these boys, Jimmy.
I really do.
1214
01:33:43,273 --> 01:33:46,151
Nobody told them
it was just a show.
1215
01:33:46,318 --> 01:33:49,028
There's still a period to go.
Twenty minutes. Any hope?
1216
01:33:49,195 --> 01:33:54,158
- I hate to say it. They're done like dinner.
- Aw, bullshit.
1217
01:33:54,325 --> 01:33:56,660
Hey, we're on the air.
1218
01:34:07,879 --> 01:34:09,547
Don't panic.
Don't panic.
1219
01:34:09,672 --> 01:34:12,717
We'll get our shots.
We're not out.
1220
01:34:12,842 --> 01:34:15,219
Balls to the walls, huh?
1221
01:34:17,304 --> 01:34:19,348
- You're gonna need some stitches, John.
- After.
1222
01:34:19,473 --> 01:34:22,226
Oh, Jesus. Can't hold a stick.
1223
01:34:31,109 --> 01:34:32,944
It might be broken.
1224
01:34:33,069 --> 01:34:36,113
Well, tape it,
'cause I'm not coming out.
1225
01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:40,743
- Tape it.
- We'll look at it after the game, all right?
1226
01:34:48,083 --> 01:34:49,959
- You all right, John?
- Yeah.
1227
01:34:50,084 --> 01:34:53,546
Here's what I want.
One man in, wings on wings.
1228
01:34:53,713 --> 01:34:57,550
- Nobody pinches. Trap the neutral zone.
- Why? We're down.
1229
01:34:57,675 --> 01:35:01,345
I want to keep the score close. As long
as it's not a rout, we go home winners.
1230
01:35:01,470 --> 01:35:05,599
Now, if we gain the zone,
you get across the blue line, you dump.
1231
01:35:05,724 --> 01:35:07,684
- Send in only the first guy.
- What are you talking about?
1232
01:35:07,767 --> 01:35:10,770
- I'm talking about we're beaten.
- We're not beaten.
1233
01:35:10,895 --> 01:35:12,730
I'm not beaten!
1234
01:35:13,981 --> 01:35:17,693
We're in this game!
1235
01:35:17,818 --> 01:35:20,779
- Anybody here
tired? - No. - No.
1236
01:35:20,904 --> 01:35:24,408
- Anybody fuckin' tired?
- No!
1237
01:35:24,574 --> 01:35:26,576
- Holt?
- I'm just warming up, Sheriff.
1238
01:35:26,660 --> 01:35:28,370
- Connor?
- I'm ready, John.
1239
01:35:28,495 --> 01:35:30,205
- Birdie, you with us?
- Yup.
1240
01:35:30,413 --> 01:35:33,499
Good. The Rangers are starting
to breathe through their mouths.
1241
01:35:33,583 --> 01:35:35,293
Their strides
are getting shorter.
1242
01:35:35,418 --> 01:35:37,670
Do not give these guys
too much respect.
1243
01:35:37,837 --> 01:35:40,714
- They didn't pull a dog sled, did they?
- No.
1244
01:35:40,839 --> 01:35:43,008
- They didn't skate the river, did they?
- No.
1245
01:35:43,133 --> 01:35:45,760
Forget about that fucking
circus out there.
1246
01:35:45,886 --> 01:35:49,222
That's still black ice.
This is our pond.
1247
01:35:49,347 --> 01:35:51,266
- You're goddamn right.
- That's right.
1248
01:35:51,432 --> 01:35:56,645
- Biebe's right.
We gotta take it to these guys.
1249
01:35:56,771 --> 01:35:58,689
Heads up!
1250
01:36:04,361 --> 01:36:06,321
This is our pond.
1251
01:36:10,909 --> 01:36:12,744
Nice assist.
1252
01:36:14,245 --> 01:36:17,206
- I will. I will.
- We gotta do it together, man.
1253
01:36:26,173 --> 01:36:28,883
Mystery is hoping the cold
of night will stem this Ranger tide.
1254
01:36:29,050 --> 01:36:31,636
- Get it, John!
- But the Rangers are right back on the attack.
1255
01:36:33,179 --> 01:36:35,848
Oh!
And a huge hit by Biebe!
1256
01:36:35,973 --> 01:36:40,561
It's payback time,
and that one's for Stevie Weeks.
1257
01:36:40,686 --> 01:36:43,313
Face-off on the Rangers'end.
Rangers get the draw.
1258
01:36:43,480 --> 01:36:46,608
Cangrapoole along the boards.
Lane pitches, and the puck squirts free.
1259
01:36:46,691 --> 01:36:49,486
- Jackson's got it!
- Eleven, pick him up!
1260
01:36:49,611 --> 01:36:51,654
Come on, boys.
Cover it!
1261
01:36:51,779 --> 01:36:54,657
He's gone on the breakaway.
This could really put Mystery away.
1262
01:36:54,824 --> 01:36:57,243
They're chasing,
butJackson's all alone.
1263
01:36:57,451 --> 01:37:02,039
- Come on!
- Jackson fakes and shoots!
1264
01:37:02,122 --> 01:37:04,458
A huge save by Holt!
1265
01:37:04,583 --> 01:37:08,003
Holt stood on his head.
I've never seen a save like that!
1266
01:37:08,169 --> 01:37:11,589
Great save, Holt.
Come on, guys.
1267
01:37:11,714 --> 01:37:13,674
Come on, Tree. Let's go, baby.
Come on, Galin. Let's go now.
1268
01:37:13,883 --> 01:37:16,177
Face-off at the Mystery
blue line.
1269
01:37:16,260 --> 01:37:18,512
Rangers win the draw.
Back to Rory.
1270
01:37:18,637 --> 01:37:21,098
- And both Winetkas forecheck.
- Take it in!
1271
01:37:21,223 --> 01:37:23,141
Galin knocks the puck to brother Ben
and carries it into the zone.
1272
01:37:23,267 --> 01:37:25,143
Connolly trails.
He has it in his sights.
1273
01:37:25,310 --> 01:37:27,979
He shoots...
Scores!
1274
01:37:28,146 --> 01:37:32,775
And he rips the shot
over Gainer's glove!
1275
01:37:32,817 --> 01:37:36,362
Yeah! Ha!
Yeah!
1276
01:37:36,529 --> 01:37:39,281
- Goal by 29.
- All right, we're back in it, boys!
1277
01:37:44,369 --> 01:37:46,163
Wow, Johnny!
1278
01:37:46,371 --> 01:37:49,999
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
Let's go!
1279
01:37:50,083 --> 01:37:54,462
That makes it five to three,
and Mystery has a pulse again.
1280
01:37:54,670 --> 01:37:57,673
But the Rangers
control the puck.
1281
01:37:57,798 --> 01:38:01,385
Back to Wasson. He winds for the shot.
Marden drops to block.
1282
01:38:01,593 --> 01:38:04,304
- Oh, my god.
Oh, man! Does that gotta hurt!
1283
01:38:04,471 --> 01:38:09,100
- Oh, Mommy.
- He really took one in the siege for the team.
1284
01:38:09,225 --> 01:38:11,311
Mystery gets the loose puck
and heads the other way.
1285
01:38:11,519 --> 01:38:13,563
Now Marden is slow to get up.
1286
01:38:13,688 --> 01:38:16,232
And Phil, you don't see a guy just
lie down in front of a Billy Wasson...
1287
01:38:16,357 --> 01:38:19,318
90-mile-an-hour slap shot
very often.
1288
01:38:19,443 --> 01:38:21,445
Mystery is giving everything
they've got. This is great hockey.
1289
01:38:23,905 --> 01:38:25,824
Everybody in!
1290
01:38:25,907 --> 01:38:27,867
As soon as you cross
the blue line,
1291
01:38:27,993 --> 01:38:30,995
- Holt, you come, Skank, you go.
- Yeah.
1292
01:38:31,120 --> 01:38:33,831
Three men on the puck.
Defense, you gotta pinch!
1293
01:38:33,998 --> 01:38:35,625
Throw it at the net.
Everybody's gotta crash.
1294
01:38:35,791 --> 01:38:37,877
- Come on, let's go!
- Right with you, sir.
1295
01:38:38,002 --> 01:38:40,713
- Hang if you have to, Connor.
- Got it.
1296
01:38:40,838 --> 01:38:43,215
Blow it out your ass.
1297
01:38:43,382 --> 01:38:45,175
- Plenty of time. Plenty of time. Let's go!
- Come on, guys!
1298
01:38:45,300 --> 01:38:48,970
1:26.
Two goals down.
1299
01:38:49,054 --> 01:38:51,681
- And time is running out for Mystery.
- Desperation time, Doug.
1300
01:38:51,848 --> 01:38:53,724
Look for Burns
to pull their goalie.
1301
01:38:53,808 --> 01:38:56,185
They want to get that extra attacker
into the play.
1302
01:38:56,352 --> 01:39:01,482
Come on! It's not over!
Mystery! Mystery!
1303
01:39:01,607 --> 01:39:04,359
- Mystery! Mystery!
- Mystery! Mystery!
1304
01:39:04,568 --> 01:39:06,778
Let's rock, boys.
Let's get it going!
1305
01:39:06,945 --> 01:39:10,865
Mystery! Mystery!
1306
01:39:10,990 --> 01:39:13,117
And Banks wins it.
Biebe carries.
1307
01:39:13,242 --> 01:39:15,745
- And there goes Holt.
Six attackers. The net's empty.
1308
01:39:17,872 --> 01:39:20,290
On the wing to Weeks. He gains the zone.
1309
01:39:20,374 --> 01:39:23,460
And here comes Mystery.
Let's see how they work the puck.
1310
01:39:23,627 --> 01:39:27,130
From right wing to right point,
down low to Birdie Burns.
1311
01:39:27,213 --> 01:39:30,383
Here comes Burns, working for a shot.
He's gonna shoot.
1312
01:39:30,466 --> 01:39:32,552
No, he passes the puck
to Biebe! Shoots!
1313
01:39:32,677 --> 01:39:35,388
- Scores!
- Yea!
1314
01:39:35,554 --> 01:39:38,557
Biebe scores off a great pass
from Birdie Burns.
1315
01:39:38,766 --> 01:39:42,686
- Yeah!
- Five to four, Mystery down by one,
1316
01:39:42,769 --> 01:39:46,356
and now, 43 seconds to play.
1317
01:39:46,481 --> 01:39:50,777
- It's not over yet!
- Who would have ever guessed it would get to this?
1318
01:39:50,944 --> 01:39:56,115
- Did you see that?
- Mystery, Alaska, one goal away from tying the New York Rangers.
1319
01:40:05,916 --> 01:40:09,711
Come on!
One more! One more!
1320
01:40:09,878 --> 01:40:12,171
Don't rush the shot.
Three men across the blue line.
1321
01:40:12,338 --> 01:40:14,257
Skank, you in the middle.
1322
01:40:14,382 --> 01:40:17,927
- Yeah.
- Work it down low, look for Connor. Don't rush it.
1323
01:40:17,968 --> 01:40:20,346
Forty-three seconds,
1324
01:40:20,471 --> 01:40:22,556
and then the rest
of your lives.
1325
01:40:22,681 --> 01:40:25,559
Forty-three seconds.
You own that time.
1326
01:40:25,684 --> 01:40:28,061
It's your time.
Am I right?
1327
01:40:28,186 --> 01:40:30,063
- Right on!
- Take it! Take it!
1328
01:40:30,146 --> 01:40:32,523
Mystery's gonna keep
their goalie on the bench.
1329
01:40:32,648 --> 01:40:34,692
Six on five,
with the empty net behind.
1330
01:40:34,817 --> 01:40:37,778
They're going for it.
Everything's on the line!
1331
01:40:37,903 --> 01:40:39,905
This is what this game's
all about.
1332
01:40:40,114 --> 01:40:44,159
Rangers win the draw.
Robertson for the empty net!
1333
01:40:44,326 --> 01:40:46,661
And he just missed it!
1334
01:40:52,208 --> 01:40:54,710
Plenty of time!
Plenty of time!
1335
01:40:54,877 --> 01:40:57,004
Biebe slowing it down
behind the net.
1336
01:40:57,088 --> 01:40:59,673
Stay high.
All the way in, Stevie.
1337
01:40:59,757 --> 01:41:01,592
Now Weeks takes it
and carries it on down the wing.
1338
01:41:01,717 --> 01:41:04,970
This kid still has got the jets.
- Yes! Yes!
1339
01:41:05,095 --> 01:41:07,013
They'll be working
to free up Connor Banks in the slot.
1340
01:41:07,138 --> 01:41:11,184
Here comes Mystery.
Banks trying to get free.
1341
01:41:11,309 --> 01:41:13,644
Biebe's got it!
Here comes Connor Banks!
1342
01:41:13,769 --> 01:41:15,813
He's got a shot!
1343
01:43:13,421 --> 01:43:15,256
Wow.
1344
01:44:05,010 --> 01:44:08,722
Mystery! Mystery!
1345
01:44:14,560 --> 01:44:16,854
- Good game.
- Good game.
1346
01:44:17,021 --> 01:44:20,065
- Good game.
- Good game.
1347
01:44:20,232 --> 01:44:23,068
Nice game.
1348
01:45:02,229 --> 01:45:04,189
Great game, son.
1349
01:45:12,905 --> 01:45:14,782
Great game, Judge.
1350
01:45:33,925 --> 01:45:36,093
- Stevie!
- Hey.
1351
01:45:36,218 --> 01:45:38,429
- I can't believe you're leaving.
- I know.
1352
01:45:42,349 --> 01:45:44,184
We never even had sex.
1353
01:45:46,311 --> 01:45:48,396
I'll be back
in a couple of months.
1354
01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:50,773
You better.
1355
01:45:55,278 --> 01:45:57,780
- For real?
- Can you believe it?
1356
01:46:01,575 --> 01:46:03,619
- Oh, man!
- Yeah, I know.
1357
01:46:03,744 --> 01:46:05,787
Your little garden
is gonna have fun.
1358
01:46:05,912 --> 01:46:08,415
There's some serious turnip to hoe
in New York City.
1359
01:46:08,540 --> 01:46:11,000
I'm not going to the New York Rangers
right away.
1360
01:46:11,167 --> 01:46:14,420
They're sending me to Binghamton,
which is like the AHL.
1361
01:46:14,503 --> 01:46:17,131
Yeah!
1362
01:46:17,339 --> 01:46:19,425
- Stevie Weeks too?
- Yeah.
1363
01:46:19,591 --> 01:46:21,635
Both to Binghamton, huh?
Two-way contracts.
1364
01:46:21,718 --> 01:46:23,637
To start with.
They'll make it.
1365
01:46:23,762 --> 01:46:26,223
They won't be coming back.
1366
01:46:26,348 --> 01:46:29,017
Shame they couldn't take
Skank with them, huh?
1367
01:46:29,184 --> 01:46:31,436
Well, good for you, John. You'll be
back in the Saturday game then.
1368
01:46:31,519 --> 01:46:34,355
Uh-huh. Yeah. Until you can
find a way to bump me again.
1369
01:46:38,734 --> 01:46:40,819
All right, folks.
Gotta go.
1370
01:46:40,944 --> 01:46:43,196
Love to stay,
but, uh, gotta go.
1371
01:46:43,322 --> 01:46:45,198
- You're not going on the helicopter?
- No.
1372
01:46:45,365 --> 01:46:48,952
There's no room on that thing. I got
a car waiting to take me to Fairbanks.
1373
01:46:49,035 --> 01:46:52,288
- Hey, Charlie.
- Yeah?
1374
01:46:52,413 --> 01:46:54,248
Thank you.
1375
01:47:00,838 --> 01:47:03,674
Yeah.
1376
01:47:03,799 --> 01:47:05,801
I'm gonna say goodbye
to Connor.
1377
01:47:11,973 --> 01:47:13,933
He's a...
1378
01:47:14,058 --> 01:47:15,935
You got a great
family there.
1379
01:47:17,353 --> 01:47:20,439
- I do.
- Yeah.
1380
01:47:20,564 --> 01:47:24,026
Well, we don't have to say goodbye,
really. I hope to be back in June.
1381
01:47:24,151 --> 01:47:26,236
Don't bring the Yankees.
1382
01:47:45,378 --> 01:47:47,380
I love you.
1383
01:47:47,505 --> 01:47:49,382
Bye.
1384
01:47:49,549 --> 01:47:51,342
Bye.
1385
01:47:54,512 --> 01:47:56,389
John.
1386
01:48:18,784 --> 01:48:22,204
Bye.
1387
01:49:04,910 --> 01:49:07,412
So that blocked shot
must have really hurt, huh?
1388
01:49:08,913 --> 01:49:11,207
Not too bad.
1389
01:49:11,332 --> 01:49:15,002
'Cause I have three hours
till my crew's ready to leave.
1390
01:49:16,305 --> 01:49:22,856
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