All language subtitles for Monarch Of The Glen s03e08

Hector:
Half a century, Molly,

since I swore allegiance
to king and country.

We went into the army
as boys, green, callow;

came out men,
bold and bloody.

Now the regiment
reunites just as we vowed,

50 years to the day.
The old squad,

together again for the
first time since the war.

- How many are coming?
- Six.

- Six?
- Molly: What happened to the rest?

Eight were untraceable.
One one is living with

a costume designer in Perth,
calls herself Judith.

- Another is missing in Acton.
- Shouldn't that be action?

No, Acton-
suburb of London.

Five have moved overseas. Two
have joined religious orders.

Six haven't responded and
11 are no longer with us.

What about Toad?
He hasn't croaked, has he?

Hope not.
Hasn't RSVP'd.

- Toad?
- Best man at our wedding. You'd like him, Archie.

- They're coming up the drive.
- This is it.

Places, everyone.

( bagpipes playing )

Hector: I was captain to a
fine body of soldiers, Archie.

Lean, clean- and mean,
when we had to be.

( wracking coughs )

- Hector: there.
- ( coughs )

Did you ever see
a more splendid sight?

( theme music playing )

May I have a moment,
everyone?

Um... this is
Mr. Chris McCullen,

the owner of what
is undoubtedly

the centerpiece
of this exhibition.

For 24 hours, anyway.

- Mr. McCullen.
- Thank you.

( applause )

"The Proud Piper"
is a tribute

to the courage of yourselves
and your fellow old Caledonians.

- Hector: Hear, hear!
- Soldiers: hear, hear.

And since the 1970
disbandment, I am honored

that it has been in the
possession of my family.

And you should
be equally honored

to have it here today.

Ladies and gentlemen-

the regimental mascot,

"the Proud Piper. "

- Hector: Splendid, bravo.
- ( clapping )

"The Proud Piper!"

All:
"The Proud Piper!"

( laughing )

Look at him-
happy as a sandboy.

And the painting really
is the icing on the cake.

It's a shame we can't keep
it for longer than a day.

I mean you'd think
for �500...

we are lucky to have gotten Mr.
McCullen to hire it to us at all.

It's been in exhibitions
all over the world,

as he will tell you at
great length, if you let him.

- Look out.
- Can I offer you a refill?

I think I'll pass. Not
quite what I'm used to.

- George, this is my boy Archie.
- How do you do?

- It's a real pleasure.
- This is Stella.

- Hi.
- ( suggestively ) Hello.

How long have
you two been together?

No, we're not-

well, we are-
but not as a couple.

I'm the estate's
financial controller.

Oooh! handed over
the baton, eh, Hector?

Something like that.

George: All is going
swimmingly, I take it?

Stella: Started to. we even
made a small profit last month.

Not just a pretty face, eh?

( George chuckles )

I'm sure the future's
in safe hands.

What do you say, Hector?

To Stella
and Archie!

- What is it, darling?
- Any news on Toad?

No, I had hoped that
the hero of Halfway Hill

would be with us but
- I hope nothing's happened to him.

Excellent vintage, George.

Good, there's stacks more
in the Bentley.

Now then, what have
we got to go with it?

I hope you haven't put the cookhouse
to too much trouble, Hector.

Corned beef hash and cabbage.
What do you think about that?

- What's this then?
- I don't believe it.

See? I told you
they wouldn't like it.

Just wait till tomorrow, a real treat for youse
- spam fritters.

( groaning )

It's a taste of the old days. I
thought that was what we were here for.

If only. But the
digestion's not what it was.

I've organized all the menus.
An army marches on its stomach.

And what did you
always used to say?

"A successful plan
is a flexible plan"?

It'll mean getting in
fresh supplies.

I'll see what I can arrange.

Good man, Archie,
and don't spare the expense.

- We can all chip in.
- Guests: hear, hear.

Aren't you going to eat
something before you go?

Actually, I don't
think I will.

But then that's all the more
for you, isn't it?

You could see it today.

People take to Archie
very quickly.

That's a rare quality.

Is that right?

- Well... in business I mean.
- Of course.

- Lexie: hiya.
- Hi.

We were just
talking about you.

All good I hope.
I need the checkbook.

- What for?
- Bit of a change on the catering front.

Less corned beef
more cordon bleu.

I'm popping into town to see
what I can pick up. Don't worry-

- we're not footing the whole bill.
- In that case,

why don't I come with you?
Two heads are better than one.

- Yeah, okay.
- Why don't I come with you?

- It doesn't need all three of us.
- And I am paying for it.

- Who'll be doing the cooking?
- Why don't you two just go together?

There's plenty
I could be doing here.

( laughing )

Now then,
listen up, chaps.

I know you don't all want
to be sitting around all day.

- ( laughter )
- Golly!

- Tell them about the facilities.
- Do you have a sauna?

- Sorry?
- A sauna?

- Afraid not.
- I couldn't manage without mine.

- A jacuzzi?
- Golly: We're more a kind of outdoor activity style.

Shooting, fishing,
hill walking.

But I could take you
out in the loch,

- or give you a tour
of the estate. - Uh-huh.

- There's no doubt in my mind.
- Yes, George?

A brandy, a cigar and a
good long think about it.

- Come on, lads.
- ( mates agree )

- Hector: Golly.
- Yes, boss?

Stand easy.

Thanks, boss.

How long do you think
you've got left, then?

Before you move on?

Are you trying
to get rid of me?

No, no!

Just wondered.

Realistically,

I could be gone
in a couple of weeks.

Although I'd like to stay as
long as Archie feels he needs me.

Lexie: He'll be lucky
to get a lift out here.

- Pull over.
- Are you joking? He could be anyone.

And he might be stranded
with a very long way

to the next bus.
Pull over.

Now what are the chances
of that happening?

- What?
- Me being offered a lift

by two of the prettiest
girls in the highlands.

Don't get too carried away. It
depends on where you're going.

But we can at least point
you in the right direction.

Proper couple
of angels you are.

Do you know
the Glenbogle estate?

It's your lucky day.

I hope so, lass.

( chuckles )

Is he all right,
George?

He's sure to be.

( snorts )

George:
There you are, you see.

Rather partial
to an afternoon nap, myself.

Least he's still with us.

Which reminds me,

let's raise our glasses
to those who aren't.

Our comrades who fell
alongside us,

and those chums
who came through it

but can't be
with us today.

- Absent friends.
- All: Absent friends!

- Wherever they may be!
- All: Hear, hear.

Stranger: I can tell
you where one of them is.

Ah, it's Toad!

- George: Toad!
- Who else?

Toady! I can't believe it. You got here.

- Did you ever doubt it?
- Well done, old son.

Is that the lot?

Yep, I think so.

What about
that one?

- Careful!
- ( glass shatters )

( Lexie screams )

Oh my...

the hero of Halfway Hill!

- This must be your daughter?
- Oh, stop it.

Give me a hug.

I knew you wouldn't
miss an opportunity

to meet up
with your old friends.

Never mind about them,
it's you I've come to see.

- Lexie, have you met?
- Yeah, yeah, we have.

Have you got a minute?

Oh dear, someone ought
to fetch Archie.

- Stella: Someone already has.
- How did this happen?

- It was an accident.
- We were trying to get cleared as quickly as possible.

- I don't think Lexie realized-
- are you saying it's my fault?

It's what Mr. McCullen
says that matters.

This is �20,000
worth of paintings,

he was at great pains
to mention more than once.

Can you do anything
with it, Molly?

I'll try.

Archie, you'd better take it
up to my studio.

I'll need
some scissors, tape

- and some strong adhesive.
- Anything else?

A miracle-
if you can arrange it.

Archie: Hopefully, we're insured.

That was our silver wedding. I
wish you could have been there.

Not half as much
as I do.

Molly is looking
as pretty as ever.

She seems happy too,

you must be doing something
right, you old dog.

One tries one's best.
What about you?

Did you ever take
the long walk?

- Up the aisle?
- Ah, yes. planning to.

Catherine,
that's her name.

Delightful. You must bring
her up with you next time.

- No can do.
- You must. We'd be delighted.

She's pretty much of a one-off, I'm
afraid. It was important that I saw you.

The fact is I shouldn't
even be in the country.

- Hayfever?
- No, no, no.

I meant "country"
as in "this great nation. "

Officially, I'm on the lam.

Nothing to be ashamed of. I have no
truck with all this vegetarian nonsense.

No, no, no.
I did a runner.

- Runner?
- Went over the wall.

- Whose wall?
- Her Majesty's.

I've escaped from prison.

Good lord.
( chuckles )

Molly:
How's that?

- Lexie: Better.
- You can still see it.

Only if you look
very closely.

But that's what you do
with paintings.

Archie does know
what he's talking about.

Molly:
One last try then.

Come on.

( painting rips )

Oh- oh dear.

I always had a knack
with the old explosives.

So when we all
went our separate ways,

I found a career that put
my talents to good use.

- Demolition?
- Safe-breaking.

- Precious stones mainly.
- Good lord!

But it's a young man's game.

Eventually I got caught.
But not before

I'd salted away enough
for my retirement.

So I dug in
and did my time.

Took it on the chin,
I'll wager.

Wouldn't have expected
anything less.

It wasn't enough
for the old bill though.

Almost as soon
as I got out,

I got framed for a job
that wasn't mine.

Ended up
with another 10 years.

I made my break in '89,

still with eight
left to serve.

- Where have you been hiding?
- Marbella.

I've got a lot
of friends out there.

And now, of course
there's...

- Catherine?
- Yeah, that's the fella.

This is the first time
I've been back.

It wasn't easy, but I couldn't
let the old team down.

- Especially you, captain.
- Heck of a chance to take.

You know I've
always remembered

our pact to meet up.

And you know
there are things

that need to be said.

Last goodbyes, you mean?

- Partly.
- But what if you get caught?

Who's gonna know I'm here?

Welcome to Glenbogle, historical
home of the Clan MacDonald,

with amenities
now open to the public,

including our new
military exhibition,

which will only be
with us for a short while.

So if you'd like
to go straight on up-

thanks, but we're not
here for sightseeing.

We heard a long-lost
friend was in the area.

Ah, it will be
the reunion then.

The old soldiers,
they're having a get-together.

Worth checking out.
Got to be.

If you're going
that way anyway,

I could do you
a deal on the tickets.

Let's say- half price?

Thanks, but when
you've got one of these

you don't pay
to get in anywhere.

This is Toad. A more courageous
man you'll never meet.

- Please.
- You wouldn't believe what he's gone through to get here.

We don't need to bore everyone with
the details. Suffice it to say I'm here.

And never has Glenbogle
had a more welcome guest.

Pulled me out
of many a scrape.

- Haven't we all?
- Quite.

Toad, whatever you want,
treat this place like home.

( knocking )

Sorry to interrupt
but Duncan's on his way

up the drive
with a couple of fellows

that have the definite look
of the law about them.

Oh, mother, not more
parking fines.

It must be a really
extensive job, then.

It brings
its own rewards.

Like getting to drive
as fast as you can?

I thought about joining the
force myself, when I was younger.

- So what stopped you?
- My mother.

She said there was already
enough disgrace in the family.

Ah, here's our man.

- Archie, this is-
- D.S. Grundy and D.C. West.

National Crime Squad.

- They're with the police.
- Yes, thank you, Duncan.

If there's anything
else you need

- just ask.
- We'll bear it in mind.

- So what can I do for you?
- This man, have you seen him?

Real name Terry McLean, aka Toady
Mclntyre, aka Terry the Toff.

Notorious jewel thief-
in his day.

Ugly boot,
isn't he?

Sorry, can't help you, can we?

No.

This is my father.

Why don't you have
a proper look?

We are open to the public. We get a
lot of people wandering around here.

- But definitely not him. - He's
in the area and he's not camera-shy.

They caught him on video at Edinburgh
airport, and at Inverness station.

Archie: That doesn't
mean he's here, does it?

He's also ex-army. If you've got
some sort of reunion going on-

it's just a coincidence,
isn't it?

- Yes.
- So you won't mind-

if we have a wander round?

Duncan: I could show
you around if you like.

Why don't you
do that?

Mmm.

Thanks for your support,
by the way.

How do you mean?

Trying to stir things up with Archie
about what happened to the painting.

I was just telling it like it was.

Oh, please, you must think
my mother knitted me.

What are you
talking about?

The way you keep
trying to put me down.

You should hear yourself. "Archie
knows what he's talking about. "

And "I'll be here for as long
as he feels he needs me. "

That doesn't mean
anything.

It means you fancy him
something rotten.

See?

I'm right, aren't I?

What's the matter, Lex?

Afraid of a little
competition?

( scoffs )

Molly: I simply cannot
allow you in there.

- Why would that be?
- ( toilet flushes )

Oh sorry, didn't realize
there was a queue.

You could have just said.

All clear.

Duncan: The dining room's this way.

What's down here then?

The kitchen.
Come on.

Duncan, Duncan.

- Molly: you've been this way before.
- Officer: I don't think so.

Ahhh ahh ah.

Ahh ah!

- What is going on?
- Toad's in the hole!

He's hardly going to be in there, is he?

What do you think? We've
got him peeling potatoes?

Let's just see.
Shall we?

Right.

You see you have to get
as much air in as possible.

That's the secret
of very good meringue.

Hector: What my baked
Alaska sadly lacks.

Oh, ah,

hello, chaps.
Any luck?

- Doesn't seem like it.
- Did try to tell you.

Are sure you don't want
to search the whole estate?

35 and 1/2 thousand acres. Start
now, you might finish by Tuesday-

that won't be necessary. Which is
the quickest way back to the car?

Through here.

Sorry to have
troubled you folks.

Okay?
You can come out now.

( Hector laughs )

Well done, Lexie. Terry,
a small dram to celebrate?

- Oh, aye.
- Archie: father?

I think we need a word.

Molly: Toad, you're an
outlaw. How exciting.

Did you ever meet Mr. Big-
in the slammer, I mean?

This isn't a movie, mother.

I'm sorry, Toad,
we'd like to help but-

and we will. You'll
stay as long as you like.

Stella: MacDonald family
harbors escaped prisoner.

- How's that going to look?
- What if he was wrongly convicted?

- We've only got his word for it.
- Toad wouldn't lie, not to me.

Archie: The jury obviously
seemed to think differently.

I'm sorry. If he gets caught here,
we could all end up behind bars.

- It wouldn't come to that.
- Stella: he's right.

Do you know what the penalty is
for hiding a fugitive, Hector?

- Just because you two played soldiers
does not mean- - Hector: young lady!

Ours was a friendship
forged on a battlefield.

Giving him up would be like betraying
a brother. Can't you understand?

- It's all right, captain.
- No, it's not!

- This all happened a very long time ago.
- Yes, it did.

But when somebody saves your
life, you tend not to forget.

- Is that true?
- Hector: it was in korea.

Our first taste
of real action.

We were all
terrified.

A machine gun post
had pinned us down.

Could have wiped out
the whole regiment.

But Toad volunteered to go with
me and destroy the bally thing.

All I managed to do was get
myself knocked unconscious.

Toad went on- alone.

And blew the thing
to smithereens,

then he carried me back.

If he hadn't,

none of us would be
standing here today.

He got the military cross
for his bravery.

It's a debt
of honor, Archie.

Why didn't you tell us
any of this before?

I didn't want to talk about it.
I was one of the lucky ones.

Lots of our chums
never came back.

I can get him out
first thing in the morning.

One night,
that's all I'm asking.

- All right, one night.
- Toad: oh, thank you.

- Thank you both. - We'll
organize four-hour watches.

Nobody gets into Glenbogle
without my knowing it.

- West: Could be a long night.
- Grundy: Not for me.

Camped about all over the
place when I was in the scouts.

I wouldn't be too quick to
admit that back at the station.

Nothing to be ashamed of.

That old boy is definitely
hiding something.

Hello.

Now you tell me...
there's nothing going on.

Thanks, by the way.

- What for? - For not kicking up
more of a fuss about Toad.

I know you don't think
the situation's ideal.

Let's keep it between
ourselves then.

Don't want people to think
I'm going soft.

Hmm, you're secret's
safe with me.

In the meantime we have
McCullen coming in the morning.

We start off
by apologizing, obviously.

Eat a portion or two
of humble pie and then

hand it straight
to the insurers.

Except we're not covered.

- What?
- There's an exemption clause.

For "all antiquities and
works of art which are not

the absolute and sole property
of the policy holder. "

You're joking?

Mission accomplished,
bacon or sausage?

Surprise me.

I checked all the hotels
within 20 miles.

Not a sniff.

Then it's even more
likely that he's here.

We'll get
the main road covered.

No one need know
we're even about.

Still here, then?

- Looks like it.
- You haven't caught who you were after.

We think we missed him
in the search.

You know... what we need
is a man on the inside-

with a ready eye
and a keen brain.

Ideally somebody who once wanted
to be a policeman themselves.

What would I have to do?

We need to know how many men
are here for that reunion.

- And who they are.
- Spy on Hector's friends?

I couldn't do that.
He's done a lot for me.

- Now's your chance to pay him back.
- How's that?

There's a strong possibility there's
a dangerous felon in their midst.

A man with no conscience,
capable of doing real harm.

You could help catch him
- it would mean going deep undercover.

- Police issue.
- He'll have the cuffs on by lunch time.

I'm sorry, Arch.

You're not gonna hold it
against me, are you?

No, no, of course not.

Any thoughts?

As far as I can see,
I still think our best bet

is to get it repaired-
professionally, I mean.

There is another way.

Possibly.

You could accept
personal liability.

Why don't I like
the sound of that?

Then if McCullen does
want to make a claim,

it would be against you
and not the estate.

So I would end up paying? No thanks.

But you wouldn't.

Not unless you got a spare
20 grand kicking around.

What do you reckon,
Archie?

Uh
- excuse me! Don't I get a say in this?

What if I don't want
to take the blame?

I could never ask you to do that.
we'll just have to come clean.

It might not be as big
a disaster as we think.

Wasn't that what they kept
saying about the Millennium Dome?

- Toad: All the best.
- Mate #1: Good luck.

Good luck,
old son.

Right let's get this show
on the road, shall we?

Just missing one piece
of vital equipment.

George.

- Toad!
- au revoir, dear lady.

No, this time
I think it's goodbye.

I do hope everything
works out.

- Look after the old boy, won't you?
- Somebody's got to.

What do you think?
Stroke of genius?

That's what I like
about you, captain.

You always did know
how to travel in style.

( all chuckle )

Got yourself
a new hobby then?

I just wanted a memento...

of the occasion.

( growls )

"Press button 'a'

to open the film chamber. "

Done that.
"Insert film cassette. "

Duncan:
"Carry end... "

left, left.

"Attach film end...

to 'b. '"

( Duncan sighs )

Right.

"And close chamber. "

( camera whirrs )

So far so good.

"Turn 'c' to advance film. "

Easy-peasy. right...

ready for you.

( sighs )

Mr. McCullen, just
the man I wanted to see.

Before you say anything,
I'd like to know why

- I've been treated like a common criminal.
- Sorry?

The policemen down by your bridge,
they've had my car turned inside out.

I told them who I was
but would they listen?

- Where's father?
- Just left.

Coffee?

Then-if you all give me
your names and addresses,

then I can send you
copies later.

Oh, perhaps or even one
with the laird himself.

- I'm sure he wouldn't mind,
- ( engine roars )

Not right now though,
obviously.

( camera clicks )

A five-hour drive
to stranraer.

Then I'll get you
straight on the ferry,

and you can train it
from Dublin to Belfast.

- It should be plain sailing.
- That's what I like about you,

you always were the
master of faultless plan.

( both laughing )

Once you've got it, Toady,
you never lose it.

- ( honking )
- It's Archie.

What's he playing at?

Father, pull off the road.

Hector:
Splendid, well done, Archie.

Fantastic diversionary tactic, ha ha!

( tires squealing )

- Hold it!
- Both of you!

- What do you want?
- Grundy: Shut it.

I wonder what we
might have in here.

- A gentleman's laundry is his own business.
- Humor us.

Sheets, shirts, socks
and assorted unmentionables.

You expect us to believe
you do your own washing?

- My father's a very modern man.
- That's right. I'm a wizard with a mangle.

We haven't got time for
this. Come on, out you get!

Archie: Anything else
we can help you with?

You-

looks like an open
and shut case.

I still think we should
wait for Archie.

I have no time. I have to get
"the Piper" properly packaged.

I've got a gala unveiling
in Canada, next week.

So-

shall we?

The thing is,
you see-

you can't...
anticipate

every... eventuality, can you?

What exactly is it
you're talking about?

Stella:
Lexie!

I don't think it needs
the both of us to tell him.

Do you?

He's a wily old fox,
you've got to agree.

Toady! plan b, eh?

Hold on a minute.

I'm sorry, Toad, but I think
we've done all we can for you.

If Toad gets caught he'll spend
the rest of his life in prison.

- It's a risk, but- - it's a
risk I'm not prepared to take.

- There's police all over the place.
- If you make Toad leave,

I'll walk down there and
give myself up with him.

- Please, you don't mean that.
- Don't I? Toady, let's face this together.

No, no, wait,
Archie's right.

I put your whole family
in jeopardy.

That was wrong of me.
I should never have come back.

Nonsense, have you forgotten
how much I owe you?

That's just it.
You don't owe me anything.

You're too modest for your
own good. That's your trouble.

I'm no hero, Hector.

That's what I came here
to tell you.

Call me old-fashioned,
but as far as I am aware,

they don't just hand out
military crosses willy-nilly.

Will you let me finish?

It was a mistake.

It should have been pinned
on your chest, not mine.

He's only saying this to make you
feel better. I hope you realize that.

I'm not the brave one-
if I was...

I would have come clean
before now.

Heaven knows I've wanted to
often enough.

What are you
talking about?

It was you that destroyed
that machine gun.

I don't understand.

I was just decoy.

You were the one
who got behind it

with the grenade.

I've never seen
such mettle.

I remember thinking,

"he can't get any nearer. "

But you did!

In the end, you got so close
that the blast knocked you out.

I had to carry you back.

I was so worried
you were dead.

And I never got
the chance to tell you

what had actually happened.

When you came around,
of course,

you couldn't
remember a thing.

And so, somehow or other...

I ended up
by taking the credit.

And the longer it went on

the harder
it was to own up

to the truth.

Because you see,

I rather enjoyed being...

"the hero
of Halfway Hill. "

I've no right
to ask anything of you.

Will you turn
yourself in?

Not if I can help it.

But, if things get rough,

I'll just say I hid up here

without your knowledge.

You've got my word.

Father-

father.

McCullen screaming:
For goodness sake,

what have you done
to this painting?

- Grundy: well?
- West: just tourists.

So what now, gov?

Storm the castle?

No, no.

We just sit tight.

Their luck's got
to run out sometime.

- I've done it!
- What?

Ugh!
What you asked me to.

There's six of them.
And I've got photographs.

I knew you were
the man for the job.

Can we see them,
the pictures?

Dropped them at the chemists',
get them back wednesday.

- I can't apologize enough.
- Can't do anything, if you ask me.

This painting was irreplaceable.
You knew that.

Did you...

- have it insured?
- It's monetary value is of no consequence.

- So it was covered?
- It's the historical significance.

Yes, of course, yes.

It's just that you-
you did mention �20,000.

That's without loss of earnings.
It commands substantial higher fees.

Mr. McCullen, we accept
full responsibility.

I don't think you have
a lot of choice in that regard.

You ought to put
in a claim quickly.

"The piper" was in your possession,
therefore, it is your responsibility.

The thing is,
we don't think we're covered.

Just how incompetent
are you people?

I think it's time
I called my solicitor.

- Lexie: I thought you'd gone.
- Slight change of plan.

They're on a bus trip
from Edinburgh,

off in five minutes and I thought
I'd take my chances with them.

- Do you think you'll make it?
- It's my only hope.

And the way I see it, they're hard
pushed to search every vehicle.

So I'll keep my head down
and keep my cool, eh?

All the best then.

Thanks
for everything.

What are you putting
on that easel?

It was supposed
to be for a painting.

"The Proud Piper. "
You heard of it?

Of course I have, regimental mascot
- symbol of good fortune.

- Not for me, it wasn't.
- I only wish I'd seen it.

- Bring yourself some luck?
- I'd like to take a closer look at it.

It's said to be
a very impressive copy.

( whispers )
Copy.

I'll be frank
with you.

The estate can't come up
with that kind of cash.

- It could ruin us.
- Please, you'll have me in tears.

The bottom line is we all
have a living to make.

Perhaps we could come
to an arrangement?

I'm not interested.

"The Proud Piper"
was the last-

was destroyed-
in 1935.

What's this then?
A figment of my imagination?

A reproduction, which you
no doubt well know,

because your grandfather
was one of those men

who conspired
to have that copy made.

- I resent that.
- And I resent someone who's never even

worn a uniform, profiteering
from the regiment like that.

Not only are you insulting
the memory of the old cals,

you're ripping off
my friends.

- I think I know more about art than you do.
- Maybe.

But I've studied every detail
of the history of my regiment.

And you're peddling
a fake.

- Prove it.
- Lexie.

His cuff.

You have
to look closely.

Well, that's what you do
with paintings.

Toad: The artist has
left us a wee clue-

three red buttons-

which were not introduced
to the uniform

until 150 years
after the original

"Proud Piper" was painted.

�20,000 you say it's worth?
Yeah, I reckon �2-

at the absolute most.

- You haven't heard he last of this.
- I think we probably have.

( honking, engine starts )

The coach.
You've missed it.

Yes, I know.
Anyway, it was long shot.

Archie: What are you gonna
do? The roads'll be blocked.

- Surrender then.
- Lexie: you can't go to jail again.

- Not for something you didn't do.
- You could always appeal.

- Takes years.
- Lexie: what about Catherine?

And your retirement?

A nice dream but obviously
not meant to be.

We'll just have to dream up a
fiendishly inventive escape plan,

- which is where my father comes in.
- Hector?

Father,
I've changed my mind.

I think with our help,

Toad can still make it
back to Marbella.

I won't pretend
it's gonna be easy

but I think it's worth a shot
if we all pull together.

I understand.

He doesn't want to know.

And I don't blame him.

Hector:
Did I say dismissed?

I don't like deceit.
I don't like deception.

Never have, never will.

But I'll never turn my back
on an old comrade.

Especially one who is...
as dear to me as you.

Thank you, captain.

Don't just stand there,
round up the troops.

There are plans
to be laid.

- Well done, Archie.
- I think it's the least we owe him.

Getting him out is going to be difficult.
the net is tightening as we speak.

I know, but it's not beyond
the wit of a war hero

to think of something.

They were down there
yesterday.

They're not
there now.

Golly:
Wait a minute.

Out of my way,
out!

There they are.

Duncan: I still don't understand.

They are the police,
aren't they?

That's what they are,
Duncan.

- And I was doing right to offer to
help them? - Definitely.

But I'm not to
anymore?

Now you're
catching on, son.

Right.

Couldn't we get into
trouble for this though?

That is beginning to look
like a distinct possibility.

What's all this about,
Mr. McCullen?

It's this escaped prisoner
fellow. He's in the house.

- Are you sure?
- I was speaking to him yesterday.

Get on the radio.

We want as many men here
as we can.

He's not slipping
through my fingers now.

Duncan and Golly are here
at the bridge.

Lexie, you'll be with Stella
on the old road.

Aren't I
the lucky one?

The success of this whole mission
relies on split-second timing.

- Does everybody know what they've got to do?
- Molly: Absolutely.

- I wait at the north gate.
- And we're all up for it?

- Wouldn't miss an adventure like this
for the world. - Well said, George.

- Archie, transpo laid on? - I've had to
call in a few favors but it's all arranged.

Good boy! Golly, what's
the news on the front line?

Better get a move on, they're
calling for reinforcements.

Right. this is it.
Good luck, chaps.

Let's all try and come back
in one piece.

- Toad: I shan't forget this, Archie.
- Nor will I.

And if it all goes well,

I'll send you a piece
of wedding cake.

If you do decide
to get hitched up

you better come and have
your honeymoon with us.

Archie: Nice idea, Toad,
but don't hold your breath.

I don't think you'll
have to look too far

for the right woman.

That's the least
of my worries.

Golly, are you sure that
Duncan knows what's at stake?

I made it as clear
as I can.

I told you we should
have sent someone else.

- What's going on here then?
- You were supposed to be telling us that.

Not that it matters anymore. We found
out all we need, thanks to Mr. McCullen.

Yeah, sonny,
if you'd-

Duncan: You won't be
wanting my information, then?

One of the old soldier fellows
from the castle.

He asked me-

"is there a way
of leaving the estate

without being seen?"

What did you tell him?

I said, "that'd be tricky-
with what you're wearing. "

- And what was that?
- A bright yellow jacket.

But he didn't say when
he'd be making his break?

Oh, soon. definitely.

( whispering )

Archie:
There's the signal.

- Hector: Ready, George?
- Just you try and stop me.

Go, number one!

- Everyone's in position.
- Let's start moving in.

Wait, cancel that.

- there he is.
- the hare is on the move.

Repeat, the hare is on the move
and coming your way, delta team.

Go, number two.

Hang on a minute.
There's another.

- And another.
- West: what do you want to do?

Get them all grabbed. One of
them has got to be our man.

West to alpha and delta,

west to alpha and delta,
all are to be detained.

Repeat, all are
to be detained.

Excuse me.

I hate to worry you.

There's a suspicious man
in the field over there.

You can't miss him. He's
wearing a yellow anorak thingy.

I can manage this
by myself, you know?

I'll do my bit.

Think it'll earn you some
brownie points from Archie?

Remember, I've been here
a lot longer than you.

Exactly.

He would have made
his move by now...

if he was interested.

You want him, you've got
a fight on your hands.

- Fair enough.
- ( car approaching )

Here we go.

Coo-ee!
Yoo-hoo!

Hello!

Thanks goodness
you're here, officer.

We seem to have
broken down.

Out here
- in the middle of nowhere.

All on our lonesomes.

Can't help you, I'm afraid.
We're on a manhunt.

Well, so are we.

( giggling )

I suppose I could
spare 10 minutes.

Is anybody out there?
Will somebody speak to me?

That's the second time
you've searched the place.

- We're not hiding anything.
- He was in there, I spoke to him.

Even your ranger says there's
something funny going on.

That's the great thing about
Duncan, a vivid imagination.

One of the reasons
we employ him.

- Explain the yellow coats.
- This is the highlands, it rains a lot.

- Arrest him. Make him talk.
- Mr. McCullen,

we both know this is a pathetic
attempt to sully my family name.

- Why would that be?
- An incident with a painting.

Perhaps you'd like
to fill in the details,

explain your little
business enterprise.

Look- maybe
I was mistaken.

So this is another
wild-goose chase?

Do you know what the penalty is
for wasting police time?

( plane approaching )

If that will be all, gentlemen.
I do have an estate to run.

What's that?

Archie:
Sawmill?

I want you to know
how sorry I am.

Hector: No need for all
that. Let's get you on board.

This is for you.

And this is for Archie.
Open them later.

Thanks,
bon voyage, Terry.

Goodbye, captain.
Goodbye.

Take care
of yourself.

Mind how you go.
Don't fall in.

( Hector chuckles )

All the best.

Have a good trip.

Stop!

Enemy approaching.

I'll hold them off
as long as I can.

Stop that plane!

I said, stop!

You two are in
a lot of trouble!

- Why would that be? - Aiding and
abetting the escape of a fugitive!

Hector:
Fugitive?

- Did you see a fugitive?
- No, definitely not. How about you two?

No, I didn't
think so.

So- that's it.

That's it, indeed.

They've got no evidence.
They know it.

My two clever boys.

It was a team effort.
Well done, Dunc.

I told you I could
do it, didn't I?

I always had every-
every faith in you.

Toad left this
for you, Archie.

It's a check.

�2,000.

"To cover the cost
of the painting,

or be like 'the Piper'
and blow it. "

What's that?

His...

military cross.

So you've still got your
sharp, tactical brain

and now a medal to go
with it. How does it feel?

It's friendships that
are important, Molly.

Not gongs.

Night-night.

Good night, my darling.

( sighs )

Ah!

( theme music playing )

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