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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,735 Justine. 2 00:00:18,736 --> 00:00:20,570 Did you sleep all right? 3 00:00:20,571 --> 00:00:23,406 - Eventually, thanks. - I missed you. 4 00:00:23,407 --> 00:00:25,942 Come back to bed. 5 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:28,111 Are you sure? 6 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:30,681 I'm sorry, there's no need to quarrel, 7 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:33,784 Especially when I've come all this way. 8 00:00:33,785 --> 00:00:36,186 I only wanted to know who was looking after the restaurant. 9 00:00:36,187 --> 00:00:37,688 What? 10 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:39,923 You're asking me who's looking after the restaurant? 11 00:00:39,924 --> 00:00:41,158 I just meant- 12 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:43,160 ( sighing ) it's okay. 13 00:00:43,161 --> 00:00:45,295 Let's just forget about it. 14 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:48,298 Let's just... ( sighs ) 15 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,333 Yeah, let's. 16 00:00:56,874 --> 00:00:58,709 Archie: We make a right pair, don't we? 17 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:00,443 Justine: A good pair, I thought. 18 00:01:00,444 --> 00:01:03,714 Let's make the most of the next couple of days, huh? 19 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,481 I'd like that. 20 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,850 Just the two of us. 21 00:01:08,219 --> 00:01:10,120 ( clears throat ) 22 00:01:11,889 --> 00:01:14,457 Sorry. You've got visitors. 23 00:01:14,458 --> 00:01:16,059 Who is it? 24 00:01:17,461 --> 00:01:20,263 Julie Andrews and the Von Trapp family. 25 00:01:20,264 --> 00:01:22,398 ( theme music playing ) 26 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,969 - Just hold that there. - Katrina. 27 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:00,503 Good morning. 28 00:02:00,504 --> 00:02:01,537 Shona... 29 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,207 Mr. MacDonald, 30 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,609 We'd like to thank you, on behalf of the school, 31 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:07,811 For your generosity 32 00:02:07,812 --> 00:02:10,013 In donating land for our new gym, 33 00:02:10,014 --> 00:02:12,015 Which will be a valuable resource 34 00:02:12,016 --> 00:02:14,818 For the whole community of Glenbogle. 35 00:02:14,819 --> 00:02:16,119 Why, thank you. 36 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,189 - That's you wearing a kilt. - All right. 37 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:24,795 Thanks. 38 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:27,264 I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot. 39 00:02:29,267 --> 00:02:30,867 And I was thinking, 40 00:02:30,868 --> 00:02:33,003 If you really want a hand with the estate accounts, 41 00:02:33,004 --> 00:02:35,806 I'd be happy to help out... Until you got someone better. 42 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,441 No, no, you'd be great. I'll take you up on that. 43 00:02:40,178 --> 00:02:42,512 Okay kids, say goodbye to Mr. MacDonald. 44 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:46,249 All: Goodbye, Mr. MacDonald. 45 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,185 Goodbye. Thank you. 46 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:53,389 Thanks, that was really nice. 47 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,657 Archie? 48 00:02:55,726 --> 00:02:58,795 Oh, sweetheart, I was just- 49 00:02:58,796 --> 00:03:01,064 I thought you were never coming. 50 00:03:01,065 --> 00:03:02,598 Morning. 51 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,868 Aren't you going to introduce me? 52 00:03:04,869 --> 00:03:06,769 Oh, right. Um... 53 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:09,272 Justine, this is Katrina. Katrina, Justine. 54 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:12,375 Hi. 55 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,327 So, what are you two going to do today? 56 00:03:30,328 --> 00:03:32,362 - Hunting? Fishing? - Definitely not. 57 00:03:32,363 --> 00:03:34,530 The business with the hook, in the fish's mouth. 58 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,302 Actually, I thought we'd just hang out together. 59 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,271 Hang what out? 60 00:03:41,272 --> 00:03:43,740 Take no notice of my husband, Justine. 61 00:03:43,741 --> 00:03:45,375 He's a very rude man. 62 00:03:45,376 --> 00:03:48,011 Quality time. You know. 63 00:03:49,847 --> 00:03:51,381 Is this- 64 00:03:51,382 --> 00:03:53,483 ...Porridge. 65 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:54,985 Is it gluten free? 66 00:03:56,254 --> 00:03:58,388 ( sighs ) 67 00:03:58,389 --> 00:04:00,790 Archie: Justine, are you sure about those shoes? 68 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:03,293 No, but I certainly wasn't putting my feet 69 00:04:03,294 --> 00:04:05,028 Into your dad's old wellies. 70 00:04:05,029 --> 00:04:06,863 They can go for a walk on their own. 71 00:04:06,864 --> 00:04:08,999 Oh, aren't they sweet, Hector? 72 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,800 Do you remember when we were like that, 73 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:12,602 Star-crossed young lovers? 74 00:04:12,603 --> 00:04:14,404 Molly, please, act your age. 75 00:04:14,405 --> 00:04:17,140 Why don't we hang out together? Just like them? 76 00:04:17,141 --> 00:04:19,475 Well why? What would be the point of that? 77 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:25,315 What do you think of her, then? 78 00:04:25,316 --> 00:04:27,150 A bit gothic. 79 00:04:27,151 --> 00:04:28,885 A bit forbidding. 80 00:04:28,886 --> 00:04:30,820 A bit of a monstrosity. 81 00:04:30,821 --> 00:04:32,455 Monstrosity? 82 00:04:34,225 --> 00:04:36,226 I can see you're very attached to it. 83 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:40,030 You must admit, it is like the house in "Psycho. " 84 00:04:40,031 --> 00:04:41,932 Remind me not to have a shower. 85 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:43,599 That's all right, 'cause there aren't any. 86 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,101 Not just yet, anyway. 87 00:04:49,173 --> 00:04:50,440 Now, who's that, then? 88 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:54,544 What's he up to? 89 00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:01,551 Hector: Morning, boys. 90 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,219 Long time, no see. A bit busy, then? 91 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,887 Quiet of late, sir. 92 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,190 Since we finished the nuclear power plant. 93 00:05:07,191 --> 00:05:09,292 Right, jolly good. I'll lead on, then. 94 00:05:12,629 --> 00:05:14,464 Just wait here, will you, Justine? 95 00:05:14,465 --> 00:05:16,666 - I'll be back in a minute. - Archie!? 96 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,868 Where are you going? I want to talk to you! 97 00:05:18,869 --> 00:05:20,971 ( insects buzzing ) 98 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,340 Ooh-ugh. 99 00:05:23,341 --> 00:05:25,241 Biting things! 100 00:05:30,514 --> 00:05:31,714 Man: Eight foot... 101 00:05:33,351 --> 00:05:34,817 Four inches. 102 00:05:34,818 --> 00:05:36,486 I've never understood this modern obsession 103 00:05:36,487 --> 00:05:38,621 For having a lavatory within five feet of the bed. 104 00:05:38,622 --> 00:05:40,656 Weak bladder, weak mind. 105 00:05:40,657 --> 00:05:42,225 Quite. 106 00:05:44,128 --> 00:05:46,296 - What's going on? - MacSween brothers, Archie. 107 00:05:46,297 --> 00:05:48,465 Probably last saw the boy in short trousers. 108 00:05:48,466 --> 00:05:52,102 Aye. 109 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:54,871 Father, can I have a word? 110 00:05:54,872 --> 00:05:56,306 Yeah. 111 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:05,248 Archie! 112 00:06:05,249 --> 00:06:06,782 What are you doing? 113 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,784 You said we needed builders to tart the place up 114 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,354 For your precious paying guests. So I telephoned the MacSweens. 115 00:06:11,355 --> 00:06:13,956 - But father- - I thought you'd be pleased. It's what you wanted. 116 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,426 Well, yes but... Are they any good? 117 00:06:16,427 --> 00:06:18,895 - They're very reasonable. - They're not, are they? 118 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:21,197 Don't tell me they're the ones that did the rewiring? 119 00:06:21,198 --> 00:06:24,034 Their family has done all the maintenance on the house since the war. 120 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:26,136 Good heavens. Their great grandfather built it. 121 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:27,870 I was going to get a firm in from Inverness, 122 00:06:27,871 --> 00:06:29,539 Edinburgh even, somewhere with a bit more- 123 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:31,374 One thing about being the Laird, 124 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:34,044 You spend close to home, support local people. 125 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,711 That way, you keep the peace, all right? 126 00:06:42,453 --> 00:06:44,854 Very well. One condition. 127 00:06:44,855 --> 00:06:47,590 I'm in charge. I supervise everything. 128 00:06:47,591 --> 00:06:49,325 All right. 129 00:06:54,532 --> 00:06:57,067 - Golly? - Uh-huh. 130 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,235 Can I ask you something? 131 00:06:59,236 --> 00:07:01,871 Wish you would. You've been building up to it all day. 132 00:07:01,872 --> 00:07:04,907 Well, the thing is, 133 00:07:04,908 --> 00:07:06,842 I've got two tickets to the ball. 134 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,578 Ach, that's awful sweet of you, Duncan, 135 00:07:08,579 --> 00:07:10,646 But, I have to wash the dogs tomorrow night. 136 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,516 No. 137 00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:17,587 - The thing is- - you want to take Lexie, 138 00:07:17,588 --> 00:07:19,755 But you don't know how to ask her. 139 00:07:19,756 --> 00:07:20,990 How did you know that? 140 00:07:20,991 --> 00:07:23,460 Just tell her you want to take her. 141 00:07:25,596 --> 00:07:27,964 But how? 142 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:30,533 Oh, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan. 143 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:31,734 Just tell her that she's... 144 00:07:31,735 --> 00:07:34,170 The bonniest lass north of Perth 145 00:07:34,171 --> 00:07:36,239 And you want to prove it by taking her 146 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,309 To the premier event in Scotland's social calendar. 147 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:41,010 Right. 148 00:07:42,079 --> 00:07:43,513 Okay. 149 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,349 That's it. 150 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:48,684 Hello? It's me. 151 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,220 Are we on, then? 152 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:53,223 Ooh, you terrible man. 153 00:07:53,224 --> 00:07:55,691 I feel wonderfully conspiratorial. 154 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,293 See you in a trice. 155 00:07:57,294 --> 00:07:59,729 � I feel pretty � 156 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,498 � oh, so pretty I feel pretty- � 157 00:08:01,499 --> 00:08:02,798 You look it. 158 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,667 Thank you. What's an old maid to do? 159 00:08:04,668 --> 00:08:05,901 Are you going out? 160 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,571 - Yes, dear. - You go out Fridays. 161 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,106 Poodle 'round Inverness fridays. 162 00:08:10,107 --> 00:08:13,343 - I know. - Today isn't Friday. 163 00:08:13,344 --> 00:08:16,112 Where would we be without your razor-like intelligence, dear? 164 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,451 ( door closes ) 165 00:08:21,452 --> 00:08:22,918 Now, this is important. 166 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,889 Not this room, okay? 167 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:29,725 - Not this room. - I'll put a cross on it. 168 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:33,763 - Blasphemy. - Sideways cross. 169 00:08:39,236 --> 00:08:41,771 - All right? - Nothing that a hot bath 170 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:44,040 And some hydrocortizone won't fix. 171 00:08:45,576 --> 00:08:47,076 Right. 172 00:08:47,077 --> 00:08:50,980 These five bedrooms, right here... 173 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,093 ( car honks ) 174 00:09:15,005 --> 00:09:17,307 Ah, that shocked ya right enough, eh? 175 00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:19,342 Geordie, what's this? Is it new? 176 00:09:19,343 --> 00:09:20,743 A gambling debt. 177 00:09:20,744 --> 00:09:23,313 It was either this, or a full set of broken fingers. 178 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:25,448 How thrilling. You're joking? 179 00:09:25,449 --> 00:09:27,584 That's the thing with Geordie McCann, 180 00:09:27,585 --> 00:09:30,486 You never quite know. She's a beauty, eh? 181 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,323 - Ohh. - And look, shoes to match. 182 00:09:33,324 --> 00:09:35,625 Oh, my. 183 00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:37,360 Leather. Italian. 184 00:09:37,361 --> 00:09:39,729 - Hand-tooled. - They look it. 185 00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:41,931 You've got to hand it to the Italians, 186 00:09:41,932 --> 00:09:43,833 They know about style. 187 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,502 What can I say, Geordie? You've done it again. 188 00:09:57,715 --> 00:09:59,115 Lexie? 189 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,352 What are you... Doing? 190 00:10:02,353 --> 00:10:03,686 Nothing fancy. 191 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,288 Just a leg of mince. 192 00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:09,024 You won't be cooking tomorrow night. 193 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,729 It's my night off too. 194 00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:15,998 What do you want me to do, bake you a cake? 195 00:10:19,303 --> 00:10:21,971 It's the Glenbogle Ball. Would you- 196 00:10:21,972 --> 00:10:24,440 Would you like to come with me? 197 00:10:24,441 --> 00:10:26,075 With you? 198 00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:27,843 Why would I want to do that? 199 00:10:30,247 --> 00:10:32,848 Because you're the bonniest lass north of Perth, 200 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,517 And I want to prove it by taking you 201 00:10:34,518 --> 00:10:37,353 To the premier event in Scotland's social calendar. 202 00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:38,988 Oh, I see. 203 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,726 - Did you get that guff from Golly? - No. 204 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:47,163 Um... Yes. 205 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:50,833 Right. 206 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:52,835 Okay. 207 00:10:52,836 --> 00:10:55,171 - What? - I'll come with you. 208 00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:57,940 Oh, right. 209 00:11:03,046 --> 00:11:04,814 Yes! 210 00:11:07,284 --> 00:11:08,984 Every single time, Lewis. 211 00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:10,586 Do I have to show you everything? 212 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,855 You do the humpin', I'll do the thinkin' 213 00:11:12,856 --> 00:11:15,157 Archie? 214 00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:17,327 - You're great at that. - Brothers... 215 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,094 Who needs 'em. 216 00:11:22,132 --> 00:11:23,700 Archie? 217 00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:48,658 - Hector: Who's there? - It's me. 218 00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:50,192 Hector: Who's that? 219 00:11:51,762 --> 00:11:52,962 Oh, it's you. 220 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:56,899 I was looking for Archie, and I found his old room. 221 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,268 - It's Jamie's. - Jamie? 222 00:11:59,269 --> 00:12:00,436 Archie's brother. 223 00:12:00,437 --> 00:12:02,304 Brother? I never knew he had- 224 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,139 He died, some years ago. 225 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:07,710 I'm very sorry. 226 00:12:07,711 --> 00:12:09,612 Look, this is private. 227 00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:11,280 No one comes in here except Molly and me. 228 00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:15,317 I didn't mean to intrude. 229 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:18,020 There's really nothing much to see, anyways. 230 00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:19,622 It's just full of... 231 00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:20,790 Old things. 232 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,034 Sorry. 233 00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:43,279 Who did that? 234 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,251 Damn useless. 235 00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:54,390 Archie, do you know why I came up here? 236 00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:55,858 To ravish my body? 237 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,027 Would be nice to get the chance. 238 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,430 I came to see what you were doing here, 239 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,064 And if you were coming back. 240 00:13:02,065 --> 00:13:04,967 - Of course I'm coming back. - Are you? 241 00:13:04,968 --> 00:13:07,804 Justine, there's things to be done here - the renovation. 242 00:13:07,805 --> 00:13:09,872 I've got to get a business structure sorted. 243 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,240 But, it won't take long. 244 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:12,875 We'll soon be together again. 245 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,010 You never told me about Jamie, either. 246 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,513 What happened? 247 00:13:17,514 --> 00:13:18,915 It's a long story. 248 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:20,483 I'll tell you another time, okay? 249 00:13:20,484 --> 00:13:22,251 Right. 250 00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:24,186 Tell me about Katrina, then. 251 00:13:24,187 --> 00:13:26,088 Katrina? 252 00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:27,690 Archie?! 253 00:13:27,691 --> 00:13:29,291 Justine, they're only sheep. 254 00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:30,693 What about when you get 255 00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:32,995 Foot and mouth, and Lyme's disease? 256 00:13:32,996 --> 00:13:35,197 - Ooh. - Justine. 257 00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:37,132 - ( bleating ) - Git, git. 258 00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:40,670 - Morning. - All right? 259 00:13:40,671 --> 00:13:44,474 It's okay, love. Their baas are worse than their bite. 260 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,375 ( chuckling ) 261 00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:04,360 ( whimpers ) 262 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,263 ( car approaches ) 263 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,766 ( door closes ) 264 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,304 Molly: Thank you, darling. 265 00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:18,440 I had a wonderful time. 266 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,510 Did ya, duchess? 267 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,512 And thank you for the tips. 268 00:14:35,158 --> 00:14:36,792 Archie and Justine 269 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,828 Didn't sleep together last night. 270 00:14:38,829 --> 00:14:40,930 He slept there. 271 00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:43,699 I'm sure that's nobody's business but theirs, Lexie. 272 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,834 Really? 273 00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:48,337 Come to take him back to London, you know? 274 00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:49,839 And we can't have that. 275 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,041 He's our Archie, isn't he? 276 00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:56,746 This is very good of you. I really think we ought to pay you something. 277 00:14:56,747 --> 00:14:58,280 I wouldn't hear of it. 278 00:14:58,281 --> 00:15:00,215 Destroy your political cred, would it? 279 00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:02,752 Doing Laird's accounts as well as taking his money? 280 00:15:02,753 --> 00:15:04,386 You could do a lot more with it 281 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:05,588 Than spend it on me, you know? 282 00:15:05,589 --> 00:15:07,089 I might, if I had any. 283 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,692 Someone like yourself with energy and a sense of responsibility- 284 00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:11,594 A radical Laird. 285 00:15:11,595 --> 00:15:13,295 There's so much to be done here 286 00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:14,363 For the community. 287 00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:17,399 People like you and me should work together. 288 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,068 ( floor creaks ) 289 00:15:19,069 --> 00:15:20,202 Justine. 290 00:15:20,203 --> 00:15:21,470 You feeling better? 291 00:15:21,471 --> 00:15:23,573 Marginally. 292 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,174 Hello, again. 293 00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:30,980 How 'bout some tea? 294 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,690 Where are they? 295 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:41,958 In the library. 296 00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:43,693 You know, where I come from, 297 00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:46,095 Only drug dealers drive foxy vehicles like that. 298 00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:53,435 Oh, well. Can't stand around gossiping all day. 299 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:54,971 I'm in a pickle in a stew. 300 00:15:54,972 --> 00:15:57,907 I'm here to throw myself on your charity and generosity. 301 00:15:57,908 --> 00:16:00,175 You are jesting. You're as rich as Croesus. 302 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,011 Whatever's the matter, Kilwillie? 303 00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:06,148 I've done a deal with these Fujiyama car people, 304 00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:08,383 For them to take over my place for three days, 305 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,452 So they can show their latest model to the press. 306 00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:13,789 I've got 50 journalists coming to get wined and dined 307 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:16,291 And play "Damon Hill" on the mountain roads. 308 00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:18,227 What a great way to diversify income. 309 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,262 Molly: So? 310 00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:22,364 They were due to come the day after tomorrow. 311 00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:25,567 But they've just rung up today and said now they want to come tomorrow- 312 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,603 Put on a special dinner in the evening. 313 00:16:27,604 --> 00:16:30,806 - But tomorrow night's the ball. - I know. 314 00:16:30,807 --> 00:16:32,541 It's obvious what you must do, Kilwillie. 315 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,677 Tell them to take a running jump into Yokohama Bay. 316 00:16:34,678 --> 00:16:36,912 Kilwillie: I can't, old man. 317 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,649 They've given me 50 grand and a brand new motor, 318 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,317 And... I want them to come back next year. 319 00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:43,653 I warned you. 320 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,255 This is exactly the kind of curse you call upon your head 321 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,557 When you sign a compact with the devil commerce. 322 00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:51,460 Be realistic, father. Kilwillie's doing exactly what he has to. 323 00:16:51,461 --> 00:16:54,830 So, when you said you were throwing yourself on our thingammies... 324 00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:57,767 Well, I was just wondering- 325 00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:58,901 Oh, no! 326 00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:01,370 If you could possibly see your way to- 327 00:17:01,371 --> 00:17:03,372 Absolutely and definitely not! 328 00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:06,208 But you always used to have the ball here until Jamie- 329 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:11,847 It's too much to ask, Kilwillie. 330 00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:14,383 One day's notice, the dust. 331 00:17:14,384 --> 00:17:16,652 The thing is, we've got the builders in. 332 00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:20,389 Well, sort of builders. 333 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:22,224 Oh, dear. 334 00:17:22,225 --> 00:17:24,326 Katrina: But you can't cancel the ball. 335 00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:27,797 The whole community's looking forward to it so much. 336 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:30,099 - ( sighs ) - I'm sorry, we're going to have to say no. 337 00:17:32,936 --> 00:17:34,704 Hang on. I could do it. 338 00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:37,639 What? 339 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,308 With everyone's help. 340 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,577 - Justine. - Come on. 341 00:17:41,578 --> 00:17:43,179 We run a restaurant. 342 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,514 I used to organize events just like this. 343 00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:48,383 It's a piece of cake, provided you've got leadership. 344 00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:50,152 Oh, I say. 345 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,787 Now listen here... 346 00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:53,789 Let's start with the basics. 347 00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:01,263 Okay, 348 00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:04,066 Nice space. 349 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,736 The dancing could be here. There's a band? 350 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,437 Kind of secondhand Jimmy Shand. 351 00:18:08,438 --> 00:18:10,005 Band will go there. 352 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,541 Food in the dining room, bar in the library. 353 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:16,445 - There's outside caterers? - What a marvelous girl. 354 00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:18,814 Justine: I'll give them a call in the morning, 355 00:18:18,815 --> 00:18:20,916 Sort out the other details then. 356 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,551 If you really think you can do it. 357 00:18:22,552 --> 00:18:24,253 I wash my hands of the whole business. 358 00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:26,956 She's completely marvelous. 359 00:18:26,957 --> 00:18:28,758 Okay, then, why not? 360 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,726 If everyone pitches in. 361 00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:33,362 Maybe Katrina can help me tomorrow? 362 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,496 Me? 363 00:18:34,497 --> 00:18:36,531 For the sake of the community. 364 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,700 After all, there's so much to be done here. 365 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:42,238 People like you and me should work together. 366 00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:49,845 ( sheep bleating ) 367 00:18:51,414 --> 00:18:53,149 Katrina: Who's that? 368 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,583 It's me. 369 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,754 Who's me? 370 00:18:58,755 --> 00:19:01,456 Me, you daft gowk. 371 00:19:06,329 --> 00:19:08,864 Alan. 372 00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:18,674 Make yourself at home, why don't you? 373 00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:20,042 Doing my best. 374 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,578 Got any hobnobs? 375 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,015 You really take the biscuit, you know that? 376 00:19:26,016 --> 00:19:27,983 What are you doing here? 377 00:19:27,984 --> 00:19:29,584 Fact-finding mission. 378 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,653 New policy document on agriculture, 379 00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:34,389 The plight of crofters and tenant farmers. 380 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,892 So the party sends its spin doctor-in-chief 381 00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,861 And he just happens to come to my glen. 382 00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:41,330 Smells fishy to me. 383 00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:44,033 Any chance of a bed for a weary traveler? 384 00:19:45,535 --> 00:19:47,303 I'll get you a pillow for the sofa. 385 00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,183 ( thuds ) 386 00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:18,133 Oh, Hector, what can I do for you? 387 00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:21,403 Who were you gallivanting with this afternoon? 388 00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:23,472 Just a friend. 389 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,742 We don't have any friends who own off-white Rolls Royces. 390 00:20:26,743 --> 00:20:28,777 We don't, but I do. 391 00:20:28,778 --> 00:20:30,145 Who is he? 392 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,282 His name is Geordie. He's my bookie. 393 00:20:33,283 --> 00:20:35,684 Your what? 394 00:20:35,685 --> 00:20:37,786 My turf accountant. 395 00:20:37,787 --> 00:20:39,355 Good god. 396 00:20:39,356 --> 00:20:41,257 What do you get up to together? 397 00:20:41,258 --> 00:20:42,892 Well, what do you think? 398 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:46,461 You are shameless. I don't know what to say to you. 399 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,297 Tell me I'm a jezebel. 400 00:20:48,298 --> 00:20:50,266 I've always wanted to be called that. 401 00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:51,666 ( Molly laughs ) 402 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,668 This must cease with immediate effect. 403 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,670 - Do you understand? - Oh, don't be so stuffy. 404 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,908 We're just good friends. 405 00:20:58,909 --> 00:20:59,875 Aren't you staying? 406 00:21:01,711 --> 00:21:03,145 I'm going to my room... 407 00:21:03,146 --> 00:21:05,714 To consider my position. 408 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,688 - ( metallic clang ) - Hector: Aah! 409 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,457 Are you all right? 410 00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:17,126 Blasted builders! 411 00:21:17,127 --> 00:21:20,562 - ( chuckles ) - ( door slams ) 412 00:21:33,676 --> 00:21:35,377 I'm so sorry. 413 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,013 Perhaps you'd prefer it if I retrieved your stick? 414 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,385 Sometimes I wonder what the point of you two is. 415 00:21:46,156 --> 00:21:48,157 ( deep sigh ) 416 00:21:50,193 --> 00:21:52,027 Can't see it. Can you? 417 00:21:52,028 --> 00:21:54,063 Just wood. 418 00:21:55,665 --> 00:21:57,532 I've decided. 419 00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:00,202 This was a tick. Cross was down there. 420 00:22:07,043 --> 00:22:09,044 Well, let's get to work. 421 00:22:18,621 --> 00:22:20,589 Hey, teach. 422 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,192 Off to indoctrinate young minds, are you? 423 00:22:23,193 --> 00:22:25,794 Ha, you should have your own show. 424 00:22:25,795 --> 00:22:27,596 Anyway, it's Saturday, 425 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,564 You, whose finger's on the nation's pulse. 426 00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:30,966 Can I buy you dinner tonight, 427 00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:32,801 For old times' sake? 428 00:22:32,802 --> 00:22:34,370 Which old times would they be? 429 00:22:34,371 --> 00:22:36,738 The time I found you in bed with somebody else? 430 00:22:36,739 --> 00:22:39,708 Come on, where did you sleep last night, 431 00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:40,976 The knife drawer? 432 00:22:40,977 --> 00:22:42,577 Life's too short for this. 433 00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:43,712 I'm out tonight. 434 00:22:43,713 --> 00:22:45,280 I do have a social life. 435 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,482 Where are you going? 436 00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:48,317 If you must know, 437 00:22:48,318 --> 00:22:50,785 I'm going to a ball, at Glenbogle House. 438 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,088 A ball?! My, my. 439 00:22:53,089 --> 00:22:55,424 Aren't you the social climber? 440 00:22:55,425 --> 00:22:56,925 ( door slams ) 441 00:22:58,428 --> 00:23:00,996 Molly, these are beautiful. 442 00:23:00,997 --> 00:23:02,697 I stopped buying clothes years ago, 443 00:23:02,698 --> 00:23:03,865 When the money ran out. 444 00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:05,867 I don't even buy knickers any more. 445 00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:07,236 Really? So...? 446 00:23:07,237 --> 00:23:09,138 I just don't bother wearing them. 447 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:10,572 Molly. 448 00:23:10,573 --> 00:23:12,674 It's wonderful. I do recommend it. 449 00:23:12,675 --> 00:23:14,576 It's rather a splendid thing, 450 00:23:14,577 --> 00:23:16,978 Making sensual discoveries at my time of life. 451 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,381 Oh, this is exquisite. 452 00:23:19,382 --> 00:23:21,383 Mind you, I don't think Hector's noticed. 453 00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:23,085 Givenchy, 1959. 454 00:23:23,086 --> 00:23:24,786 Oh, this is sweet, too. 455 00:23:24,787 --> 00:23:26,655 Dior, 1963. 456 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:30,292 Oh, and I had this made for Jamie's christening. 457 00:23:30,293 --> 00:23:31,893 I can still get into it, you know. 458 00:23:31,894 --> 00:23:34,363 Molly, you are a marvel. 459 00:23:34,364 --> 00:23:35,864 No, I'm not. 460 00:23:35,865 --> 00:23:38,267 Oh, you are sweet. 461 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:42,237 I'd like to see some photos 462 00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:44,373 Of Jamie and Archie when they were little. 463 00:23:44,374 --> 00:23:46,275 So would I. We have some of Archie, 464 00:23:46,276 --> 00:23:48,610 But the best ones of Jamie disappeared years ago. 465 00:23:48,611 --> 00:23:50,179 No. 466 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,881 Such a pity, they just sort of got lost. 467 00:23:52,882 --> 00:23:56,585 So, which one is it to be? 468 00:23:59,589 --> 00:24:00,956 ( bleating ) 469 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,261 Morning. 470 00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:09,298 Taking the beasts to market? 471 00:24:09,299 --> 00:24:11,333 Taking them walkies, you mean. 472 00:24:11,334 --> 00:24:14,436 Different pasture every day. It's not good for them, you know. 473 00:24:14,437 --> 00:24:16,037 I'm trying to fatten them up, 474 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,307 Not put 'em through a Jane Fonda exercise course. 475 00:24:18,308 --> 00:24:20,175 Have you got a problem? 476 00:24:20,176 --> 00:24:21,943 Landlord-type problem. 477 00:24:21,944 --> 00:24:24,179 Toffee-nosed git called Kilwillie. 478 00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,215 You're a shepherd... From Liverpool? 479 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:29,151 Birkenhead. Something wrong with that? 480 00:24:29,152 --> 00:24:30,586 Not at all. 481 00:24:30,587 --> 00:24:32,588 I embrace the vision of the new Scotland 482 00:24:32,589 --> 00:24:34,323 Being a healthy, multicultural and... 483 00:24:34,324 --> 00:24:36,958 Truly modern society. 484 00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:40,095 So, what's this about your landlord? 485 00:24:40,096 --> 00:24:41,930 No, nothing fancy. 486 00:24:41,931 --> 00:24:43,599 Just all the regular numbers. 487 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,467 ( footsteps ) 488 00:24:45,468 --> 00:24:46,968 Okay, great. 489 00:24:46,969 --> 00:24:48,870 Thanks a lot. Bye. 490 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,509 Katrina, how are you getting on? 491 00:24:53,510 --> 00:24:55,244 Managed to sort out the band yet? 492 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,912 It wasn't easy, but I managed it in the end. 493 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,814 I'm just doing the accounts now. 494 00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:01,783 So kind of you to help Archie out 495 00:25:01,784 --> 00:25:03,552 Until he gets some professional help. 496 00:25:05,655 --> 00:25:07,989 What- what the hell are you doing?! 497 00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:09,591 This room must never be touched! 498 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:13,262 - Mr. Hector... - What's happening? 499 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,997 - The boys, they've done the wrong room. - The cross had gone. 500 00:25:15,998 --> 00:25:18,500 - What? - Ticks and crosses, all gone. 501 00:25:18,501 --> 00:25:22,103 - You clowns! Our son's room! - Come on, Hector. 502 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,938 I want this room exactly as you found it. 503 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,474 You were supposed to be in charge. 504 00:25:25,475 --> 00:25:27,676 "I'll supervise it all," you said. The old story. 505 00:25:27,677 --> 00:25:30,512 - Why is it you always let me down? - Come on, come away. 506 00:25:30,513 --> 00:25:31,980 We found something. 507 00:25:33,516 --> 00:25:35,417 The skirting by the fireplace was loose. 508 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,920 Someone must have hid it years back. 509 00:25:41,023 --> 00:25:43,525 "J.M." it must have been Jamie. 510 00:25:47,930 --> 00:25:49,198 What is it? 511 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,732 They found this in Jamie's room. 512 00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:57,539 Archie? 513 00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:59,474 ( door slams ) 514 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,943 Golly: Eh... 515 00:26:01,944 --> 00:26:03,612 Come with me, lass. 516 00:26:07,016 --> 00:26:09,851 There's something you should know. 517 00:26:20,563 --> 00:26:22,497 Molly: All his old things. 518 00:26:29,939 --> 00:26:31,906 School reports. 519 00:26:39,382 --> 00:26:42,317 Golly: Jamie was the older of the two boys. 520 00:26:42,318 --> 00:26:43,952 Good at everything he touched. 521 00:26:43,953 --> 00:26:45,587 He could shoot better than me, 522 00:26:45,588 --> 00:26:46,955 Fish better than his father. 523 00:26:46,956 --> 00:26:49,324 Wasn't short of brains neither. 524 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,194 The golden boy. 525 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:55,664 It wasn't easy for Archie to live up to him, 526 00:26:55,665 --> 00:26:57,266 Especially when he knew how much... 527 00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,200 Hector doted on Jamie. 528 00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:03,672 But... Archie didn't resent him. 529 00:27:04,774 --> 00:27:05,807 He couldn't. 530 00:27:07,810 --> 00:27:08,877 What happened? 531 00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:13,315 Ah, well... One summer, 532 00:27:13,316 --> 00:27:15,216 Archie was 14, 533 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,986 Jamie 18, about to go to Oxford, 534 00:27:17,987 --> 00:27:19,488 And they came out here one day 535 00:27:19,489 --> 00:27:20,989 In Hector's old dinghy. 536 00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:24,926 Calm as a millpond. 537 00:27:24,927 --> 00:27:26,828 Then Archie... 538 00:27:27,930 --> 00:27:30,332 Started acting the goat. 539 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:31,800 Leaping up and down in the prow. 540 00:27:33,503 --> 00:27:35,604 The top and the bottom was he capsized the thing. 541 00:27:37,707 --> 00:27:39,140 So in they went, 542 00:27:39,141 --> 00:27:41,743 Which was not a problem as they could both... 543 00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:43,378 Swim like fishes. But... 544 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,981 They had a dog with them, 545 00:27:46,982 --> 00:27:49,618 Hector's old labrador, and she- 546 00:27:49,619 --> 00:27:51,853 She panicked and went under. 547 00:27:53,489 --> 00:27:56,124 Now Jamie took a mouthful of air and swam after her, 548 00:27:58,728 --> 00:28:02,096 Just as Archie was climbing on to the boat. 549 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:04,499 And... 550 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,535 He never came back up. 551 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,405 Yeah. The police divers 552 00:28:10,406 --> 00:28:11,940 Found him six hours later, 553 00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:14,175 Caught up in the weeds by that inlet there. 554 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:16,978 You know something? 555 00:28:18,314 --> 00:28:20,515 It was the day of the Glenbogle Ball. 556 00:28:22,151 --> 00:28:23,685 I had to stand out front, 557 00:28:23,686 --> 00:28:25,620 Receive all these folk in their finery- 558 00:28:26,989 --> 00:28:30,024 Explain what had happened over and over again. 559 00:28:32,395 --> 00:28:33,862 Molly cried for a year. 560 00:28:35,698 --> 00:28:38,199 Hector never shed a tear, so she said. 561 00:28:40,202 --> 00:28:43,638 As for Archie and his father, well... 562 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:46,107 How could things ever be the same again? 563 00:28:57,286 --> 00:28:58,754 I'm, uh, 564 00:28:58,755 --> 00:29:01,022 Glad we found these old things. 565 00:29:02,124 --> 00:29:03,759 It's good to have them. 566 00:29:19,475 --> 00:29:21,042 Dear boy. 567 00:29:22,445 --> 00:29:24,546 When will I be free of it, mother? 568 00:29:26,449 --> 00:29:29,050 Archie, get on with your life. 569 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,854 Take your girl to the ball. 570 00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:35,457 Be happy. 571 00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:43,698 Come on, Lewis. 572 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,199 Come on. 573 00:29:52,107 --> 00:29:54,676 Here, boys. It wasn't your fault. 574 00:29:54,677 --> 00:29:56,645 Thanks, ma'am. 575 00:30:02,552 --> 00:30:04,519 ( chattering workmen ) 576 00:30:18,868 --> 00:30:21,069 Archie, I... 577 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,275 Come on, I'll give you a lift. 578 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:40,421 What can I say to you, Archie? 579 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:42,323 Only that I'm sorry. 580 00:30:42,324 --> 00:30:45,794 My mother says "Get on with your life, Archie," 581 00:30:45,795 --> 00:30:48,930 But sometimes... I don't know what my life is, you know? 582 00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,835 It's not just you wondering that. 583 00:30:53,836 --> 00:30:56,404 I know. I'm so privileged, but- 584 00:30:58,207 --> 00:30:59,574 ( deep sigh ) 585 00:31:01,544 --> 00:31:02,978 Thanks, Katrina. 586 00:31:07,617 --> 00:31:09,885 Listen, I'd better go. The ball. 587 00:31:23,198 --> 00:31:25,033 ( car door closes ) 588 00:31:25,034 --> 00:31:27,235 ( car starts ) 589 00:31:46,756 --> 00:31:50,491 So, that's the Laird of Glenbogle. 590 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:52,727 The dashing young dinosaur. 591 00:31:52,728 --> 00:31:54,729 At least he's trying to evolve. 592 00:31:54,730 --> 00:31:56,431 Unlike some. 593 00:31:58,067 --> 00:31:59,834 ( cabinet slams ) 594 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:01,436 ( chuckling ) 595 00:32:02,605 --> 00:32:04,773 ( music playing ) 596 00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:07,508 Those chaps all right? 597 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:10,011 They seem to be murdering a perfectly good tune. 598 00:32:11,647 --> 00:32:14,348 Oh, lovely, my dear, 599 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,117 You look lovely. 600 00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:18,887 Back in a minute. 601 00:32:18,888 --> 00:32:21,189 Back in a kilt, I hope? 602 00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:23,324 Mr. And Mrs. David Muir. 603 00:32:23,325 --> 00:32:25,226 First guests, get in line. 604 00:32:41,343 --> 00:32:42,944 Oh, my boy. 605 00:32:42,945 --> 00:32:44,445 Check him out. 606 00:32:44,446 --> 00:32:46,781 Straight off a shortbread tin. 607 00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:49,918 What are you doing? 608 00:32:49,919 --> 00:32:51,385 Well done. 609 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:54,489 Almost got rid of the stench of deer guts. 610 00:33:15,044 --> 00:33:16,978 You're such bricks. 611 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,016 Um, this is, er, mister- 612 00:33:21,017 --> 00:33:22,951 These are two gentlemen from Fujiyama. 613 00:33:22,952 --> 00:33:24,519 Ah. 614 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,454 And, er, they're both very anxious to know 615 00:33:26,455 --> 00:33:29,290 - What a Caledonian ball is really like. - Ah. 616 00:33:35,164 --> 00:33:37,598 Ooh! Archie! 617 00:33:45,775 --> 00:33:48,476 Kilwillie's daughter, Flora. 618 00:33:48,477 --> 00:33:51,445 The two old fellas always dreamed about it- 619 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,848 Uniting two ancient bloodlines... 620 00:33:53,849 --> 00:33:55,116 With Laurel and Hardy there. 621 00:33:59,354 --> 00:34:00,855 Mr. Geordie McCann. 622 00:34:06,062 --> 00:34:07,929 Ah, you'll be the husband then? 623 00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:09,798 Allegedly. 624 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:13,534 Well, duchess, may I have the pleasure? 625 00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:18,506 Don't worry about me. 626 00:34:18,507 --> 00:34:19,874 I'm only a cripple anyway. 627 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,110 Kilwillie, I need the stiffest drink 628 00:34:22,111 --> 00:34:23,544 This side of the Arctic. 629 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,619 Come on, Ginger Rogers. 630 00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:33,121 Strut your stuff. 631 00:34:59,081 --> 00:35:01,282 Lewis: Our father would choke in his grave 632 00:35:01,283 --> 00:35:02,917 If he could see us now... 633 00:35:02,918 --> 00:35:05,686 In a house of dissolution. 634 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,655 Among devil's cavortings 635 00:35:07,656 --> 00:35:10,091 And godless Sassenachs. 636 00:35:10,092 --> 00:35:12,827 Lewis, you're my brother and my partner, 637 00:35:12,828 --> 00:35:15,864 But you're a pure blind bigot. 638 00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:18,299 Here, give us another dram. 639 00:35:33,749 --> 00:35:35,083 Hello, lass. 640 00:35:35,084 --> 00:35:36,617 Hi. 641 00:35:36,618 --> 00:35:38,052 You look the part. 642 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:40,088 I don't feel it. 643 00:35:43,425 --> 00:35:46,261 Miss Katrina Finlay. 644 00:35:50,532 --> 00:35:52,466 Katrina. 645 00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:54,235 Everything okay? 646 00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:56,470 What a sweet little dress. 647 00:35:56,471 --> 00:35:58,173 Does wonders for you. 648 00:35:58,174 --> 00:36:01,209 Just goes to show what a bit of color will do. 649 00:36:01,210 --> 00:36:02,743 Thank you, Justine. 650 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,245 I suppose you'd know all about that 651 00:36:04,246 --> 00:36:05,847 With your complexion. 652 00:36:12,487 --> 00:36:14,355 Right, boys. 653 00:36:14,356 --> 00:36:16,224 Ready for a spot of direct action? 654 00:36:16,225 --> 00:36:18,226 What, like chinning the little git? 655 00:36:18,227 --> 00:36:20,161 That's too easy. 656 00:36:20,162 --> 00:36:22,463 The way to get at folk, like this Kilwillie, 657 00:36:22,464 --> 00:36:25,133 Is to embarrass him in front of his social peers. 658 00:36:27,536 --> 00:36:30,705 So, I see... You brought the, er- 659 00:36:30,706 --> 00:36:34,375 ( sheep bleating, blends into bagpipes) 660 00:36:49,091 --> 00:36:50,725 ( bagpipes softer ) 661 00:36:50,726 --> 00:36:53,761 Macsween: Can you not hear other pipes? Far away? 662 00:37:01,270 --> 00:37:04,272 Like the ghosts of a battle... 663 00:37:04,273 --> 00:37:06,975 Fought and lost, long ago. 664 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:13,114 Ah, you've no poetry in you. 665 00:37:13,115 --> 00:37:14,949 Lachie, 666 00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:18,052 You're my brother and my partner, 667 00:37:18,053 --> 00:37:20,521 But I hate your guts. 668 00:37:20,522 --> 00:37:22,190 ( bagpipes stop ) 669 00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:43,912 Ahh. 670 00:37:52,421 --> 00:37:54,188 Oh, hello. 671 00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,060 Could I have one of those? 672 00:38:01,163 --> 00:38:04,598 You disapprove of women drinking whisky? 673 00:38:04,599 --> 00:38:06,667 Only if they don't really like it 674 00:38:06,668 --> 00:38:08,702 And are just trying to make a point. 675 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,604 Then it's a sad waste. 676 00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:20,714 Ah, not apparently on this occasion. 677 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:25,320 You disapprove of me though, don't you, Hector? 678 00:38:25,321 --> 00:38:27,288 Just for the record- 679 00:38:27,289 --> 00:38:29,057 I approve of you. 680 00:38:29,058 --> 00:38:30,925 You say what you think. 681 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,964 And... I'm sorry about Jamie. 682 00:38:37,632 --> 00:38:39,767 Why should you be sorry? You never knew him. 683 00:38:39,768 --> 00:38:42,437 No, but... 684 00:38:42,438 --> 00:38:44,905 His death still hurts someone I care about, 685 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,507 So I'm sorry. 686 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:52,480 And, I understand a little. 687 00:38:53,882 --> 00:38:55,749 I once lost a child. 688 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,885 A miscarriage. 689 00:38:57,886 --> 00:38:59,687 Years ago. 690 00:39:00,956 --> 00:39:02,923 Even Archie doesn't know. 691 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:07,095 The world is never the same again, is it? 692 00:39:08,897 --> 00:39:10,264 No. 693 00:39:12,701 --> 00:39:15,569 So... You want to marry my son, do you? 694 00:39:17,606 --> 00:39:19,407 I don't give a damn about marrying him. 695 00:39:19,408 --> 00:39:21,275 I'd like to go on living with him. 696 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:23,444 I'd like to have children with him. 697 00:39:23,445 --> 00:39:25,313 Would you now? 698 00:39:25,314 --> 00:39:27,048 If that's what he wants. 699 00:39:28,317 --> 00:39:29,717 I'm not sure that he does. 700 00:39:29,718 --> 00:39:31,219 Ah. 701 00:39:33,155 --> 00:39:35,023 Justine, you know, 702 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:37,325 You're not actually such a bad chap. 703 00:39:37,326 --> 00:39:39,727 ( door opens ) 704 00:39:39,728 --> 00:39:40,961 There you are, child. 705 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,296 Will you... 706 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,864 Come and have a canter with me? 707 00:39:52,074 --> 00:39:53,341 ( door closes ) 708 00:39:56,745 --> 00:39:58,546 ( sheep bleating ) 709 00:40:03,419 --> 00:40:05,886 Archie MacDonald. 710 00:40:05,887 --> 00:40:08,556 A dinosaur about to become extinct. 711 00:40:16,465 --> 00:40:17,765 Oh, there you are. 712 00:40:17,766 --> 00:40:19,300 Hector: Aye. 713 00:40:19,301 --> 00:40:20,935 If you're looking for Justine, 714 00:40:20,936 --> 00:40:22,903 She's having her feet flattened by Kilwillie. 715 00:40:22,904 --> 00:40:24,505 I know. 716 00:40:25,574 --> 00:40:27,108 Everything all right between you two? 717 00:40:27,109 --> 00:40:29,177 I don't know. 718 00:40:29,178 --> 00:40:30,744 Hmm. 719 00:40:30,745 --> 00:40:33,081 Your mother still dancing with that bookie fella? 720 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,482 Yes. 721 00:40:34,483 --> 00:40:37,118 Everything all right between you two? 722 00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:38,852 I don't know. 723 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,721 Have a drink. 724 00:40:43,158 --> 00:40:44,625 Women, eh? 725 00:40:44,626 --> 00:40:47,295 Indeed. 726 00:40:47,296 --> 00:40:49,330 Well, I'm glad we agree about something. 727 00:41:12,421 --> 00:41:13,654 Where have you been? 728 00:41:13,655 --> 00:41:14,922 Come on. 729 00:41:14,923 --> 00:41:17,458 No, Flora, I can't. Thank you. 730 00:41:17,459 --> 00:41:18,792 Are you all right? 731 00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:24,198 They seem to be playing our song. 732 00:41:24,199 --> 00:41:25,633 Thursday afternoons. 733 00:41:25,634 --> 00:41:27,201 Miss MacPherson. 734 00:41:27,202 --> 00:41:29,604 Smelly socks and overcooked cabbage. 735 00:41:29,605 --> 00:41:31,739 I used to hate that lesson. 736 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:34,308 Scottish country dancing. 737 00:41:34,309 --> 00:41:36,110 You never had the right partner. 738 00:41:36,111 --> 00:41:38,246 Maureen MacLeod always nabbed you. 739 00:41:52,694 --> 00:41:54,629 It's a fine ball, old man. 740 00:41:55,964 --> 00:41:57,298 Are you all right? 741 00:41:57,299 --> 00:41:59,634 Every man has his breaking point, Kilwillie. 742 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,248 Right. 743 00:42:48,584 --> 00:42:50,218 You want plumbing? 744 00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:52,687 You'll get bloody plumbing. 745 00:43:01,930 --> 00:43:04,532 The windows of heaven were opened... 746 00:43:06,034 --> 00:43:08,603 And there was rain upon the earth. 747 00:43:21,683 --> 00:43:23,150 Katrina: Thanks for that, Archie. 748 00:43:24,653 --> 00:43:26,320 In the olden days chiefs like Archie 749 00:43:26,321 --> 00:43:28,422 Could do what they want with their kinsmen's women. 750 00:43:28,423 --> 00:43:31,091 Sowed more seeds than a Massey Ferguson. 751 00:43:31,092 --> 00:43:33,227 No wonder we kept losing to the English. 752 00:43:34,396 --> 00:43:36,597 Ooh, Duncan! Ha, ha. 753 00:43:36,598 --> 00:43:37,931 So who is this Alan chap? 754 00:43:37,932 --> 00:43:40,468 Katrina, perhaps you'd like to take a look at the buffet, 755 00:43:40,469 --> 00:43:42,536 Make sure they don't run out of chicken legs? 756 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:45,706 Justine, I think maybe you're the expert in the chicken legs department. 757 00:43:45,707 --> 00:43:47,742 Now, come on, girls, let's just be friends. 758 00:43:47,743 --> 00:43:49,577 - Keep out of this! - Shut up! 759 00:43:49,578 --> 00:43:51,945 Wonderful. Now I must go and find Hector. 760 00:43:51,946 --> 00:43:54,448 I thought your first duty was to your guests? 761 00:43:54,449 --> 00:43:56,517 You're a lovely man, Geordie, 762 00:43:56,518 --> 00:43:58,118 An even lovelier bookie. 763 00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:00,854 But Hector, you see, he's my husband. 764 00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:02,456 Ach, you're wasted on him. 765 00:44:02,457 --> 00:44:04,492 Unhand my wife, sir! 766 00:44:04,493 --> 00:44:05,693 Hector, don't be so stupid. 767 00:44:05,694 --> 00:44:07,561 I demand you stop this malarkey right now. 768 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:09,330 Don't be daft, old timer. 769 00:44:09,331 --> 00:44:11,198 You, sir, are an appalling little oik! 770 00:44:11,199 --> 00:44:12,199 Hector! 771 00:44:22,544 --> 00:44:24,111 Father. 772 00:44:24,112 --> 00:44:25,413 ( sheep bleating ) 773 00:44:25,414 --> 00:44:26,614 ( screaming ) 774 00:44:29,818 --> 00:44:30,751 Ooh! 775 00:44:48,704 --> 00:44:50,304 Lord Kilwillie, 776 00:44:50,305 --> 00:44:52,172 While you're here enjoying yourself, 777 00:44:52,173 --> 00:44:56,310 Your tenants and their stock are suffering. 778 00:44:56,311 --> 00:44:58,011 You're a parasite and a leech, 779 00:44:58,012 --> 00:45:00,080 And decent folk want you out. 780 00:45:00,081 --> 00:45:01,716 - Out, out - out, out. 781 00:45:01,717 --> 00:45:04,184 Just get out! Get out! 782 00:45:04,185 --> 00:45:05,953 Baa. 783 00:45:08,523 --> 00:45:09,757 ( screaming ) 784 00:45:13,395 --> 00:45:15,363 No, right, come on, over here. 785 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:21,134 Whoa... Lexie! 786 00:45:23,572 --> 00:45:25,005 ( sarcastically ) ha, ha. 787 00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:30,210 Wild party, old man. 788 00:45:35,784 --> 00:45:36,884 Katrina... 789 00:45:39,187 --> 00:45:40,454 Katrina... 790 00:45:42,090 --> 00:45:43,791 Katrina, come on. 791 00:45:53,034 --> 00:45:56,236 Good night, Justine. I hope you enjoyed our little entertainment. 792 00:45:56,237 --> 00:45:57,838 Hector: Good night, Jamie. 793 00:46:01,510 --> 00:46:03,343 Father, 794 00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:05,012 I'm not Jamie. 795 00:46:05,013 --> 00:46:06,980 I never was. 796 00:46:06,981 --> 00:46:08,749 I never will be. 797 00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:10,918 I'm me. My name is Archie, okay? 798 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,355 Your... rebuke... is merited. 799 00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:17,458 I apologize to you. 800 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:20,494 I'll say good night. 801 00:46:20,495 --> 00:46:22,630 Sleep well, Justine. 802 00:46:34,543 --> 00:46:37,478 I'm leaving in the morning. Are you coming? 803 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,348 Justine, I can't. You know I can't. 804 00:46:41,349 --> 00:46:43,651 The building work, the house, everything. 805 00:46:43,652 --> 00:46:46,253 It's not that. You know, I know. 806 00:46:46,254 --> 00:46:48,622 There are things to be settled. 807 00:46:48,623 --> 00:46:50,991 But they're all in here. 808 00:46:52,861 --> 00:46:54,328 I'm right, aren't I? 809 00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:56,997 Okay. 810 00:46:56,998 --> 00:46:58,766 So, I'll wait for you. 811 00:47:00,068 --> 00:47:02,369 - Thanks. - But not forever. 812 00:47:02,370 --> 00:47:03,838 I love you, Archie, 813 00:47:03,839 --> 00:47:05,639 But I won't wait forever. 814 00:47:06,775 --> 00:47:09,643 And stay away from Katrina or I'll kill you. 815 00:47:17,652 --> 00:47:20,220 Hector: I don't want you to see that bookie fella again, 816 00:47:20,221 --> 00:47:22,490 - Do you hear me? - Don't be absurd, Hector. 817 00:47:22,491 --> 00:47:24,658 - He's my friend. - I forbid it. 818 00:47:24,659 --> 00:47:26,527 Well, I shall just have to defy you then. 819 00:47:26,528 --> 00:47:27,862 Oh, Molly. 820 00:47:27,863 --> 00:47:29,763 After all we've been through together. 821 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,231 I care for you! 822 00:47:31,232 --> 00:47:33,701 You care more for your terriers than you do for me. 823 00:47:33,702 --> 00:47:35,736 I need you. I love you. 824 00:47:35,737 --> 00:47:37,938 Well, if you do, 825 00:47:37,939 --> 00:47:41,041 Perhaps the lesson of tonight's horribly embarrassing, 826 00:47:41,042 --> 00:47:43,911 But in its way, rather wonderful scene, 827 00:47:43,912 --> 00:47:46,313 Is that you need to show it rather more. 828 00:47:46,314 --> 00:47:47,982 I'll say good night. 829 00:47:47,983 --> 00:47:49,817 Won't you stay a little? 830 00:47:49,818 --> 00:47:52,386 You looked so wonderful in that frock tonight. 831 00:47:52,387 --> 00:47:53,654 Is it new? 832 00:47:55,524 --> 00:47:58,458 It was... A quarter of a century ago. 833 00:48:00,929 --> 00:48:02,630 ( Hector laughing ) 834 00:48:09,871 --> 00:48:11,739 Hector: Darling. 835 00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:12,873 ( kissing noises ) 836 00:48:12,874 --> 00:48:15,275 ( Hector laughs ) 837 00:48:15,276 --> 00:48:16,944 ( Molly giggles ) 838 00:48:20,515 --> 00:48:23,417 Molly: Take that wicked smile off your face. 839 00:48:23,418 --> 00:48:25,052 Hector: No, I won't. 840 00:48:25,053 --> 00:48:27,621 ( laughing ) 841 00:48:33,762 --> 00:48:36,697 ( theme music playing ) 842 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:41,297 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58279

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