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♪♪
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[Peter Parker]
We're finally here-- the beach!
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The beach is cool,
Pete, but--
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Ohh!
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Maybe you're
a little too excited?
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Are you kidding, Miles?
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Between school at Horizon
and superhero stuff,
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we never get
to just be normal kids.
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But even summer classes
are done,
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so I'm finally gonna have
the perfect vacation.
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I made a Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.
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See? And right at the top--
beach day.
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You made a checklist
of how to have fun?
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That's the opposite
of fun.
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[boy chuckles] Look at this.
Hmm?
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Some puny eggheads
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wound up on our beach, boys.
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Let's give them
a welcome.
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[grunts]
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Hey.
[laughing]
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You think
that's funny, weirdo?
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[laughing]
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Classic bullies
kicking sand.
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Ah, exactly what would
happen to normal kids.
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I love summer!
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Uhh... Mm...
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Let's get away
from this freak.
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I can now cross
"bully encounter"
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off my beach sub-list.
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Lots left to do--
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swimming, sand castles,
jellyfish stings.
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If we're gonna do all that,
I need to fuel up.
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Hot dogs. Also on the list.
I'll go get 'em.
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Come one, come all to our
annual summer challenge.
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Beat our boardwalk
hot dog eating champion,
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and you'll win
the cash prize! [onlookers murmuring]
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We have a challenger.
Step up!
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Hmm. Black Cat?
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That sneaky cat burglar's
stealing from a hot dog contest?
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Peter Parker might
need a vacation,
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but Spider-Man
can never rest.
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Just got to get this
over with quickly.
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So that I can get back
to Miles with those hot dogs. [grunts]
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[grunting]
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You.
Look, Cat,
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I've got a whole list
of things to do,
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and you've probably got--
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I don't know--
yarn to bat around.
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Why don't you give
the money back,
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and we'll call it a day?
Oh, sweetheart,
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I thought you'd know me
better than that by now.
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Ohh! Why did I make
eye contact?
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Her bad luck powers. Huh.
It's probably okay.
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I've already decided
this is going to be the best summer--
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Whoa!
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[groans]
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She'd definitely win
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an Annoying Superpowers
contest.
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Mwah.
[grunts]
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I'm sure I'll be fine.
I mean,
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how long can Black Cat's
bad luck even last? Huh?
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I just hope Miles isn't
too bored while I'm goooone!
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[slurping]
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[panting]
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[yells, grunts]
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Whoa! Whoa. Ohh!
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Ohh!
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[sighs]
Great.
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Yeah!
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I finally got yooouuu!
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Okay, Black Cat,
it's been fun--
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lie-- but I've
got someone
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who's probably tired
of sitting around waiting for me,
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so hand over the money.
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You'll never learn, will you?
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Wait. What?
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Huh? Ugh.
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[hacking]
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Ha! See?
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That's how it feels.
Annoying, isn't it?
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Then prepare to be annoy--
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Uhh!
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Ah! No more bad luck.
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[sighs]
Now to call the cops,
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return this money
to the talking hot dog man-- [grunting]
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I can't believe
I just said that--
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...and salvage what's left
of my perfect day.
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[sputtering]
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"Thwop"?
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They never make
a "thwop" sound.
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Great. Dirt
in the mechanism.
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Gonna be a long crawl
back to the beach.
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[groaning]
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[hot dog man]
We have a wiener!
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The new champion is
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Miles Morales!
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[burps]
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And people said
my big mouth was a problem.
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Miles 1, haters 0.
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Pete! You never came back
with the hot dogs,
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and I was starving,
so I won a lot of money.
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You were right.
This was the perfect beach day.
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Except you sort of totally
completely missed it.
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[sighs] I know.
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More bad luck.
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But don't worry. There's
a lot left on the list,
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and I'll make the perfect
summer vacation happen yet.
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All right. Today I'll finally
get to check something
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off my Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist--
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♪♪ [organ]
my first baseball game.
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I may not know third base
from a seventh-inning stretch,
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but Aunt May's a fan.
She'll catch me up.
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Peter. There you are.
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Aunt May? You look great!
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Oh. [chuckles]
My game face.
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It's my duty as a superfan
to lend the team my support.
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The New York Spirit rules!
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Uh, I feel
a little underdressed.
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Don't worry. You probably
won't jinx the team.
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Probably.
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Where is everybody?
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I thought the place
would be packed.
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We're playing the Short Sox,
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who we haven't lost to
in a decade.
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Last year,
we won 47 to nothing,
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so people
aren't that interested.
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No suspense.
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[bat clacks]
[gasps]
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[spectators] Aw!
What? Was that a good thing?
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The Short Sox got a home run?
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That hasn't happened in years!
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Yeah!
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Unless that's bad?
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[bat clacks]
Ohh!
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[spectators groan]
Another homer?
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Impossible.
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Definitely bad. Right?
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I'm a nervous eater.
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Can you
get us some snacks?
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Peanuts? Nah.
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Nachos?
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Nah.
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Peanut nachos.
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Nah.
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Hmm. Let me think.
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[spectators] Ohh!
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What? How could the ball
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have changed
angular momentum like that?
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The basic physics
don't add up.
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[laughing]
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Hmm.
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I'm no expert
on "sportology,"
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but that's not right.
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[spectators] Ohh!
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[laughing]
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I'm no expert, but that seems
like bad sportsmanship. Huh?
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Remote controlling
the ball?
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Yeah. I'm gonna
call that a foul. Foul--
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That's baseball, right?
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I'm not mixing up sports, am I?
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I wasn't doing anything.
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Oh, so you're running away
because you're innocent? Aah!
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Watch it! Hey!
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I thought I was here
for baseball, not dodgeball.
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[bat clacks]
[cheering]
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A line-drive home run?
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Ho-ho, we're back!
The Spirit rules!
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Too bad Pete's missing this.
What's taking him so long?
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Oof! Uhh!
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How's that thing work?
Magnetic waves?
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Magnetic waves,
sound waves, air currents.
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The forces of nature
are controllable by me,
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the Tinkerer.
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[chuckles] The who now?
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The Tinkerer.
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I invent things,
sometimes evil things.
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I'm a master criminal.
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Nope. Still not
ringing a bell.
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If you really are
some super villain,
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why was your big plan
to mess up a baseball game?
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I'm sick of my team
always getting beaten.
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You're some big hero,
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so you have no idea
what it's like to lose
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time and time again.
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Uh... yeah. No idea.
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I just wanted to see
my boys win for once.
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Is that so wrong?
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Is cheating wrong?
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I'm gonna go with yes.
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But, hey, at least I know
who you are now, Tinkertron.
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Tinkerer!
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And you're out!
[chuckles] ♪♪ [organ plays "Charge"]
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Again, that is baseball
I'm thinking of, right?
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♪♪ [organ]
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Sorry.
Long line at concessions.
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You missed the comeback
of the century.
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The Spirit are
crushing the Short Sox.
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Sorry I missed all the action.
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I'll have to come again
next game.
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Honey,
I'm not superstitious,
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but maybe you shouldn't
come to any more games.
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You might be a jinx.
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I'm running behind, Gwen.
I know.
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Did he pick up? He lost
his ticket, didn't he? ♪♪ [loud rock]
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How can you be late,
Peter?
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Ross Calaban is your
favorite singer,
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and these seats
are amazing.
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You didn't lose
your ticket, did you?
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He lost his ticket,
didn't he?
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No! I didn't lose the ticket.
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I'll be there
sooner than soon.
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You'd better. It's gonna
start any minute.
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Remember,
this concert's on your Perfect Summer checklist.
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Get here.
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Whoa! Is that him?
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Ross Calaban?
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Whoa, guys,
I've got a show to do.
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Can I sign autographs after?
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[knuckles cracking]
Heh heh heh heh.
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Let me go!
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[grunting] Ah.
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Something tells me those thugs
aren't members of his fan club.
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[tires screeching]
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Uhh!
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Dad, I want
my birthday present.
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Now, if ya know
what's good for ya.
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Heh. My son knows
what he wants, huh?
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That'll serve you well
in business, kid.
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I'll give you the business.
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[chuckling] Okay.
Take off the blindfold.
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Huh? You see that?
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[tooting]
It's that, uh--
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It's the singer
all the kids like.
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Daddy did good,
am I right?
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Ross Calaban!
Sing, ya punk. Now!
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Uh-- Oh, okay, okay,
sure, yeah.
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D-Do you--
Do you have music or--
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I usually sing to music.
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Dad, this guy
might sing like an angel,
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but he don't hear too good.
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Uh, take him out back
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and pop some sense
into the pop star, boys.
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Wait! No, no, no, no, no.
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I could sing without music.
Sure. Uh, no problem.
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Hey! Hands off the megastar.
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Spider-Man?
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Wow!
Ross Calaban knows my name?
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Wow. Spider-Man knows my name?
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I'm a big fan.
I'm a big fan.
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Dad, the pajamaed mook
is ruining my birthday!
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Oh, no, he ain't.
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You're in my house now, see?
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Yow! What is-- Ohh!
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What was that?
[muffled shouting]
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You're gonna turn yourself
in peacefully? Great!
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Whoa!
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Huh. [grunts]
Hey, hey.
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Hey-- Ohh!
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You ruined my birthday!
260
00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:46,420
You're gonna sleep
with the fishes!
261
00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:48,420
Aw, come on, kiddo.
262
00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:50,920
That's not
a nice thing to say.
263
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,330
And this ain't
a nice thing to do.
264
00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:56,290
[yells]
[grunts]
265
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,460
[yelling]
266
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,460
Aahh!
267
00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:05,290
Crazy monkey ninja boy!
268
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,790
Crazy monkey ninja boy!
269
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,040
Stand and fight, ya loser!
270
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,830
I can't hit a seven-year-old.
271
00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:15,420
I just turned eight.
272
00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:16,540
[grunts]
273
00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:18,040
[yells]
274
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,210
Kid, wait!
275
00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:21,670
Eh, what do you want,
ya crooner?
276
00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:23,210
To make a deal.
277
00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:24,380
Leave Spidey alone,
278
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,500
and I'll take
a selfie with you.
279
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,120
So? Everyone will think
it's fake.
280
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,830
I'll post it myself.
281
00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:33,250
Your popularity
will go through the roof.
282
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,670
All the other kids
will want you to be
283
00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:37,540
their third grade mob boss
or whatever.
284
00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,500
I like the sound of that.
285
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,580
Deal.
286
00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:42,880
Wow.
287
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,620
Saved by the power
of celebrity.
288
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,500
Spidey, move.
You're gonna ruin my pic.
289
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,790
Formaggio.
290
00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:53,790
[camera shutter clicks]
291
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,710
You sure you don't
want to come backstage?
292
00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:02,540
Thanks, but I got friends
already inside waiting.
293
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:05,290
Thank you, Spider-Man.
I owe you.
294
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,500
Break a leg.
295
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,540
[man]
Ticket.
296
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:11,620
I got it right, uh--
297
00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:12,710
uh--
298
00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:14,330
I had it.
299
00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:15,540
Where'd it go?
300
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:16,830
Nice try, buddy.
301
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,000
Gwen?
302
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,380
Yeah, I'm finally here,
303
00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:24,830
but, uh, you were right.
I lost my ticket.
304
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,710
Sorry.
We'll catch up later.
305
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:32,580
[Ross]
Hello, New York! Sorry I'm late.
306
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:35,540
I'd like to dedicate
tonight's show to a friend of mine--
307
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,960
Spider-Man!
308
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,540
"Friend"?
309
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:41,750
The Ross Calaban
said I'm his friend?
310
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:45,500
Yes! That makes me
almost cool.
311
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,420
♪♪ [humming]
312
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,040
♪ Ahh ♪
313
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,830
♪ Mmm ♪
314
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,500
Oh, yeah!
315
00:12:57,670 --> 00:13:00,580
[Miles] They thought
they were always prepared,
316
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,790
but nothing
prepares you for...
317
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,460
the Mummy of the Hills!
318
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:07,500
[boys screaming]
319
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,620
So spooky!
320
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:12,500
[giggling]
Miles, no offense,
321
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,830
but you're absolutely
terrible at telling campfire stories.
322
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,920
Seriously.
And fact check--
323
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,120
mummies are from dry places
like Egyptian deserts,
324
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,420
not lush forests.
325
00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,500
Ha! I know, right?
326
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,920
So unexpected.
327
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,580
That's why it's so spooky.
328
00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:29,750
Right, Peter?
329
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,580
Uh, right. Spooky.
330
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,540
Or not spooky.
331
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:37,710
What were we talking about?
332
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:41,210
Huh. See?
I scared him senseless.
333
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:45,000
[Gwen] You okay, Pete?
You're a million miles away.
334
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,500
I'm sorry. It's just--
335
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,120
You know I made that
336
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,750
Perfect Summer Vacation
checklist?
337
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,080
But nothing's
really worked out.
338
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,540
Now the summer's
almost over,
339
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,120
and I've checked off
next to nothing.
340
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,750
Camping was on the list,
right? And we're here.
341
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:02,000
Even if we have to listen
to Miles' awful ghost stories,
342
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,540
don't quit on us, Parker.
343
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:05,080
There's still time
to have a great summer.
344
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,670
Yeah. Maybe.
345
00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,500
Or maybe not,
346
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,290
if ghosts get us.
347
00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:13,460
Ghosts don't
exist, Miles.
348
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,420
Oh, yeah? I've never
heard a ghost say that.
349
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,710
Seriously, this area's
supposed to be haunted.
350
00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,880
My cousin heard it
from his friend's aunt,
351
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,710
so it's the real deal.
352
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:25,460
It all started
353
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:29,210
with a shadowy form
flying through the treetops.
354
00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:30,500
Then--
355
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,830
[groans]
I'm headed for bed
356
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,500
before Miles
gets going again.
357
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,040
Good night, everyone.
Night, guys.
358
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,500
I'll clean up. I wouldn't
want you out in the open
359
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,710
in case any ghosts
or mummies come by.
360
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,250
I know you're kidding,
361
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,880
but good point.
362
00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:47,670
Anya? Gwen?
363
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:49,290
Is that you?
364
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,330
Hey! Our stuff!
365
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:54,790
Huh?
366
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,170
[grunts]
Come out, come out, whatever you are.
367
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:03,170
If you're the Mummy
of the Hills,
368
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,120
you should know
that you're supposed to be in a drier climate.
369
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,670
Huh? Whoa!
370
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:11,960
Okay, what are you,
the ghost of a tree trimmer?
371
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,000
[grunts]
372
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,670
[grunts]
Whoa!
373
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,580
My name is Nocturnal,
374
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,750
for I hunt by night.
375
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,620
[grunts]
[grunts]
376
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:30,250
Oh, you got some nasty
toenails there.
377
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,540
[screeches]
378
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:34,040
[grunts]
Did you just peck at me?
379
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,540
I don't give a hoot
who you are.
380
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:37,580
That's just rude.
381
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,750
Aah! Super creepy!
382
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,580
[grunting] Oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man!
383
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,670
Are you gonna drink my blood?
384
00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:51,710
What? Why would I
do that? Weird.
385
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,670
That's what spiders
do, right?
386
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:55,670
To things
caught in their webs?
387
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,960
I don't carry
the theme that far.
388
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,790
Why were you
stealing that stuff?
389
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:02,670
I'm starving, man.
I need food.
390
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,750
Food? Don't owls
just eat rodents?
391
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,460
I don't carry the theme
that far.
392
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:10,920
Touché. So, have you been
out here for long?
393
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,540
No.
394
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,620
But I've had to hide
in these hills for weeks.
395
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:18,670
Ever since a lab accident
made me into this owl dude,
396
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:21,880
my parents, my friends--
they all ran me out.
397
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,290
They think I'm a monster.
398
00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:26,290
Lab accidents are one
of my pet peeves, too.
399
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,000
It's how I got my powers.
400
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,080
Really? A lab accident
401
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,170
turned you
into a sick spider freak?
402
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:36,170
I prefer the term
"awesome spider cool guy," but yeah.
403
00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:38,880
Then why are you not
out here like me--
404
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:43,790
hated, living in the trees,
and stealing food to survive?
405
00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,670
I-- I've always
had people around me
406
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:48,080
who accepted me
for who I am, I guess,
407
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,380
whether I'm a science geek
or a superhero.
408
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:51,750
You're one lucky dude.
409
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,710
Yeah. I guess I am.
410
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:56,500
I'm sorry you feel
you have to hide,
411
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,750
but I know there are
good people out there
412
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,960
who would help. In fact,
413
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,250
there's some people
in that camp you should meet.
414
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:07,290
[animal howling]
415
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,040
Nocturnal, wait!
416
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,420
My own parents kicked me out,
417
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,540
and you want me
to trust strangers?
418
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,000
I'm not ready, man.
419
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,920
Maybe someday.
Someday soon, I hope.
420
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,500
Here.
I stole this from them.
421
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,670
No. They'd want you
to keep it.
422
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,120
They're pretty great
like that.
423
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,880
What's all this? Breakfast?
424
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,790
Yep. Hope that's okay.
425
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,830
I don't know.
Will it somehow ruin the camping trip?
426
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:44,880
[chuckles] Sorry I was
such a downer last night.
427
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,880
I was so obsessed
about not living up to my perfect summer,
428
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,170
I didn't realize
I was already having it--
429
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,710
spending time with you guys.
430
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:53,460
That's what really matters,
right?
431
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:54,790
Of course, Pete.
432
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,790
You're really important
to us, too.
433
00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:59,460
Besides, any apology
said with food
434
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,380
is an apology
I can accept.
435
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,750
Oh. You know the story
436
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,120
about the guy
with the hook?
437
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,580
Oh, no, wait.
That's the ending.
438
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,120
Uch! Let me start over.
439
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,170
[laughter]
440
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,750
One week of summer left.
Let's see how I'm doing
441
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,790
on the whole Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.
442
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,710
Trip to the beach,
443
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,670
which I had to abandon
'cause of Black Cat.
444
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:28,710
Baseball game--
ruined by the Tinkerer.
445
00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:30,880
Concert. I missed
that whole show,
446
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,040
thanks to Hammerhead,
447
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,580
but I did get to meet
Ross Calaban,
448
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,380
so I'm calling that even.
449
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,040
And camping. Total win,
450
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,210
despite the mysterious
owl boy.
451
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:43,250
So, that's one win,
two losses, and a tie.
452
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,750
[sighs] Good thing
school's starting soon
453
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,210
'cause winning
at summer vacation
454
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,830
is a lot harder
than I realized.
455
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:52,250
[phone beeping]
Whoa. Guess I missed some messages
456
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,830
when I was out
of range camping.
457
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,670
Peter. Max Modell here.
458
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:58,500
Was hoping to schedule time
for you to come in
459
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,210
and train your replacement
as my lab assistant.
460
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,830
"Replacement"?
461
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:07,920
Yeah. The board only
authorizes that position
462
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,000
for first-year students.
463
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,830
I assumed
you knew that, Peter.
464
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:15,790
Of course.
I totally knew that.
465
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:18,000
Of course I totally
didn't know that.
466
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,830
Uhh! How am I going to afford
Horizon this year?
467
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,790
I can't ask Aunt May
or Harry for money.
468
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:30,790
They've already
done enough for me.
469
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,620
This is on you, Peter.
470
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,920
[slurping]
471
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,170
You're a smart kid.
472
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:38,000
You'll find a part-time job
with no problem.
473
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Hi. My name's Peter Parker.
474
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,750
And if you'll
look at my résumé,
475
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,500
you'll see that--
[explosion]
476
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,790
y-you-- you'll see that I'm
e-experienced in, uh--
477
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:47,920
[police officer]
Freeze, Scorpion! I'm so sorry. I, uh--
478
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,960
My aunt's calling.
I gotta take this.
479
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,040
[grunts]
Sorry about that.
480
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,250
There was a pest problem
I had to take care of.
481
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,420
[man]
I'm sorry, but we just filled the position.
482
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,830
Oh, this? Uh, it's just
a little sand-based accident
483
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:10,170
on the way here.
It's no big deal, really.
484
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:12,790
Uhh...
485
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,960
Goo? What goo?
486
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,830
Oh, man!
487
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,830
I've had a long morning.
488
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:20,210
[muffled yell]
489
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,790
[pants] What's this?
490
00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:25,210
Oh, I have to give this
back to the police.
491
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:27,420
I mean, not the police.
Why would I even say that?
492
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,000
I mean, for charity.
493
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,420
Parking meters.
Parking meter charity.
494
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:35,580
Wow. Being Spider-Man
really puts a crimp
495
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:37,040
in a person's job hunt.
496
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,080
Hey, Pete.
Long time, no see.
497
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,790
Randy Robertson?
How have you been?
498
00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,920
I've been having
the perfect summer vacation.
499
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,380
What have you been up to?
500
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:49,880
[chuckles] Interviewing
for part-time jobs, Randy,
501
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,960
and having zero luck.
502
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,170
Well, my dad works
at that media company,
503
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,250
the Daily Bugle.
504
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:58,080
They're expanding,
doing a lot of hiring.
505
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,000
Want me to see if I can
get you an interview?
506
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,420
A job?
507
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,460
Listen, Peter Palmer--
508
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,040
Peter Parker.
509
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,790
The Daily Bugle's
a top-tier
510
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,540
multi-platform
news organization.
511
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,960
Call me back when you
can grow facial hair.
512
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,920
Brock, this is the footage
I've been waiting on?
513
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,620
I thought you were a pro!
514
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,420
I can't use this!
515
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:20,040
My grandma could take
better video of Spider-Man,
516
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,960
and she's not even
alive anymore!
517
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,210
I'd pay through the roof
518
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:26,920
if anyone could get me
some good clean footage
519
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,830
of this Spider-Man!
520
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Paying for shots
of Spider-Man?
521
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Hmm. Maybe I'm gonna be
able to afford school this year after all.
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